r/Madlads | ABSOLUTE BIRD

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

Комментарии • 4,9 тыс.

  • @gayboi7163
    @gayboi7163 5 лет назад +4152

    10:50 I've tried to accomplish what this man has but failed many many times. It pains me to know I have lost this battle.
    He is truly a mad lad. I salute you *salutes holding back tears*

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  5 лет назад +453

      they will forever be remembered 😩😩

    • @ROTTENDECOMP
      @ROTTENDECOMP 5 лет назад +187

      A true warrior. I remember the days to forcing the chain back just a few inches further, to no avail. It warms my heart that a brave young soul has finally managed the impossible.

    • @Nay_the_tanuki
      @Nay_the_tanuki 5 лет назад +42

      I remember trying to do this all the time

    • @ZeroGuts
      @ZeroGuts 5 лет назад +13

      Matty Boi 😭

    • @GetDougDimmadomed
      @GetDougDimmadomed 5 лет назад +29

      I still try to do this

  • @a.ffirmative
    @a.ffirmative 5 лет назад +2460

    Joke: Exi...
    Damien: *WHEEEEZE*

    • @Aaryaman
      @Aaryaman 5 лет назад +22

      Jxshua Yuzn *depression has left the chat*

    • @spider541broken7
      @spider541broken7 5 лет назад +4

      Jxshua Yuzn
      Thats mmmeeeeaaaannnn

    • @Souls_25
      @Souls_25 5 лет назад +5

      Stolen

    • @Milk_Toast
      @Milk_Toast 5 лет назад +3

      TheLilSailor and we care why?

    • @nakupovani1
      @nakupovani1 4 года назад +3

      @@Souls_25 2 people can have the same damn thought Idot

  • @AtChiaPet
    @AtChiaPet 5 лет назад +602

    4:42 As the Ultimate Gamer, I can tell the best way to play video games while in class without getting caught is to play it all in your mind

    • @generalred6260
      @generalred6260 5 лет назад +17

      Chiaki, I have many questions on why your here...

    • @bunnothebunny2454
      @bunnothebunny2454 5 лет назад +5

      Yes many questions

    • @loganl9725
      @loganl9725 5 лет назад +2

      Oh yeah. It's big brain time.

    • @p_p-qn8jp
      @p_p-qn8jp 5 лет назад +10

      *playing minecraft in mind*
      *gets blown up by creeper and dies*
      *_F U C K_*

    • @loke8692
      @loke8692 5 лет назад +4

      what the fuck chiaki nanami from danganronpa 2

  • @amajikitamaki3367
    @amajikitamaki3367 4 года назад +487

    Penguin gets fat, refuses to walk, mate and communicate.
    Emkay: HE-

  • @XSanctusMalumX
    @XSanctusMalumX 5 лет назад +487

    "how do you go from studying agriculture to serving Hitler?"
    How do you go from trying to getting into art school to being Hitler?

    • @Kaizer-pt5vk
      @Kaizer-pt5vk 5 лет назад +50

      Simple,
      This angered his father who beat him severely.

    • @rosemary_carll
      @rosemary_carll 5 лет назад +4

      YAAAAASSSSS

    • @drakefisher6317
      @drakefisher6317 5 лет назад +17

      @@Kaizer-pt5vk And don't forget, the fact that it angered his father who beat him severely angered his father who beat him severely

    • @Netherwolf6100
      @Netherwolf6100 4 года назад +3

      If the world wasn't so damn PC whipped, that'd make for a good freaking movie. Not glorifying the destruction of an entire belief system but watching a creative person become a monster over the span of his life and the events that took place to lead him to that point.

    • @awildunus8847
      @awildunus8847 3 года назад

      I am the 420 like

  • @Pokepowergaming
    @Pokepowergaming 5 лет назад +403

    "How do you go from Agriculture to serving Hitler"
    Better question "How do you go from being an art major to being Hitler"

    • @RealYankee
      @RealYankee 5 лет назад +36

      When U think about it, WW2 got started because Hitler wasn’t accepted into art school

    • @LordCommissarDrac
      @LordCommissarDrac 5 лет назад +34

      @@RealYankee Moral of the story: be nice to art students.

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 5 лет назад +19

      @@LordCommissarDrac
      Moral of the story: all ungraduated art students are hitler.

    • @snorp6781
      @snorp6781 5 лет назад +9

      How did WW1 start from a Serbian man shooting an Austrian man?
      Don't question Europe.

    • @gigipeedee
      @gigipeedee 5 лет назад +13

      Well technically he was Hitler from birth

  • @sillygooseenergy
    @sillygooseenergy 5 лет назад +841

    EmKay: "look at those cute little smiley faces"
    シ: "am I a joke to you?"

  • @Lavendeer201
    @Lavendeer201 4 года назад +266

    10:19 aight so there are these kind of shopping carts that require a quarter to use and they all interlock together with chains while stored so they aren't all over the place and it's hard to steal. Pretty handy way of storage. But he locked the cart... To itself... Like an a*hole lol

    • @octolord3950
      @octolord3950 4 года назад +1

      What store and where

    • @null631
      @null631 4 года назад +7

      Octo Lord you can find them at European stores. Carrefour in France is infamous for having them

    • @boombeachbanana2800
      @boombeachbanana2800 4 года назад +6

      Aldi's

    • @Kittymittie
      @Kittymittie 4 года назад +9

      I have a store near me (I live in Mo USA), it's an ALDI'S (the grocery store) and they use those carts... I've always wanted to do that...

    • @click.beetle
      @click.beetle 4 года назад

      @Matthew Wastie me either.

  • @nitesy381
    @nitesy381 5 лет назад +2282

    Still can't get over Damien admitting to nutting.

    • @memelover6917
      @memelover6917 5 лет назад +149

      my mind is thinking of things that shouldn't be thought of in the history of man

    • @FisheFryer
      @FisheFryer 5 лет назад +28

      Bruh your like what at 69 lmao

    • @eringantz4508
      @eringantz4508 5 лет назад +20

      There are 69 likes to this post and I love it

    • @thicc_duck6563
      @thicc_duck6563 5 лет назад +73

      Damien: sees it's almost November.
      Time:12:00
      Damien: still nuts
      Everyone:🤦‍♂️🤦

    • @abdlhmdx
      @abdlhmdx 5 лет назад +21

      Maybe nutting as in nut fruits and not *N U T*

  • @mightymonty3129
    @mightymonty3129 5 лет назад +510

    Damien is 100% the type of guy to own a battleaxe

    • @randomweirdo7501
      @randomweirdo7501 5 лет назад +8

      Yas lol

    • @darkuswolfitus2015
      @darkuswolfitus2015 3 года назад +4

      No no, he probably already owns one.

    • @deimanthe
      @deimanthe 2 года назад +2

      And your like count is a size of a 360 degree scope trick

    • @Sockman-wu5rk
      @Sockman-wu5rk 2 года назад +3

      That’s called a Viking

    • @Tratroy
      @Tratroy 2 года назад +3

      @@darkuswolfitus2015 he says in the video

  • @ScreamingAllTheTime
    @ScreamingAllTheTime 5 лет назад +418

    “Hi my name is Damien and welcome to EmKay” more like “Hi my name is Damien and I’ve never been to Aldi”

  • @Bernardos2002
    @Bernardos2002 4 года назад +49

    8:18 "How do you go from studying agriculture to serving Hitler?"
    Me - The same way Adolf goes from being an artist to become Hitler.

    • @GolfClash2718
      @GolfClash2718 2 года назад

      hitler was hitler when he was 1. he just went war psycho later on

  • @muffin_pat_axolotl_8368
    @muffin_pat_axolotl_8368 5 лет назад +347

    "Still good friends,
    Always be loyal!"
    -Joe Biden

    • @Micro13bk
      @Micro13bk 5 лет назад +14

      That is the worst cursive attempt ever, and I write in cursive...still wish my teacher would ve taught me how to write normally tho

    • @saruu963
      @saruu963 5 лет назад +4

      Joe mama

    • @Avrysatos
      @Avrysatos 5 лет назад +7

      We all came down here to see if someone answered already.

    • @oculus5995
      @oculus5995 5 лет назад +1

      @@Micro13bk you should see my signed baseball
      You cant even read the cursive on it

    • @pewstings6467
      @pewstings6467 5 лет назад

      "Do the damn chores"
      -joe mama

  • @indigoaway6
    @indigoaway6 4 года назад +185

    For Minecraft at school just look up “google drive Minecraft”, if your school has a blocking keyword on Minecraft, just type minecr

    • @gonzo4350
      @gonzo4350 4 года назад +3

      I did something like this for fortnite back when that was a thing in my school

    • @geoman265.
      @geoman265. 4 года назад +3

      block m
      block mi
      block min
      block mine
      block minec
      block minecr
      block minecra
      block minecraf
      block minecraft
      block minc
      block mince
      block mincer
      block mincera
      block minceraf
      block minceraft

    • @Chubbien
      @Chubbien 4 года назад +1

      What if I have it on USB?

  • @abdiruiz9996
    @abdiruiz9996 5 лет назад +198

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Guy: takes a s*** in a chimney

  • @Barbelgrabbins
    @Barbelgrabbins 4 года назад +83

    2:01 I translated it.
    "Still good friends... Always be loyal!" -Joe Biden

    • @RRR101
      @RRR101 3 года назад +2

      @philipp ii. nah its diffidently translated as that is clearly not english

    • @Chriscornelllover
      @Chriscornelllover 3 года назад

      It's 3:10

    • @Adam-js8dr
      @Adam-js8dr 3 года назад

      @@RRR101 dont woosh me but that looks english to me

    • @hopefxll
      @hopefxll 3 года назад

      @philipp ii. r/wooosh

  • @Alex-iv6ww
    @Alex-iv6ww 4 года назад +119

    10:50 People put quarters in there and when they return they're cart it gives it back, its so people return their carts, people try to do that though.

  • @junnguyen3275
    @junnguyen3275 5 лет назад +136

    "I failed [NNN] at the witching hour, and it's been Halloween ever since."

  • @user-gf6jm5ri4r
    @user-gf6jm5ri4r 5 лет назад +201

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Damien: censors out words but says them

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  5 лет назад +24

      😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

    • @Kook_Krazy
      @Kook_Krazy 5 лет назад +4

      @A7 Animations use flexseal

    • @QH-173
      @QH-173 5 лет назад +2

      @kook krazy Not OP, but ok

  • @NoNo-jo6du
    @NoNo-jo6du 4 года назад +103

    “Still good friends, always be loyal”

    • @JesterChat81
      @JesterChat81 3 года назад

      @Michal Kožák dont start.

    • @qiekz
      @qiekz 3 года назад

      thank you.

  • @envoxity9544
    @envoxity9544 5 лет назад +211

    damien: "and ill be seeing ya"
    me: yeah, in the comments section

  • @bobdrantz
    @bobdrantz 5 лет назад +287

    The little "smiley face", シ , is the character for "Shi" in the Japanese Katakana alphabet.

    • @gabano1311
      @gabano1311 5 лет назад +11

      Just let him have his laugh

    • @raziamaola8439
      @raziamaola8439 4 года назад +3

      ok, killjoy

    • @wfrwfewfr1479
      @wfrwfewfr1479 4 года назад +6

      Shi isし

    • @gonzo4350
      @gonzo4350 4 года назад +2

      Don’t mind me I definitely thought that said Katakana and not something stupid like Katana

    • @efectovogel8295
      @efectovogel8295 4 года назад +5

      X9 Tti In hiragana*

  • @mxstq
    @mxstq 5 лет назад +196

    3:31
    I think that says
    "Still good friends - Always be loyal!" I might me wrong I-

    • @user-td3ke9st9m
      @user-td3ke9st9m 5 лет назад +10

      As a student who dropped out I cant confirm this

    • @leonardodestro2457
      @leonardodestro2457 5 лет назад +6

      As a non-american I can confirm this

    • @Phoenix-qm8wy
      @Phoenix-qm8wy 5 лет назад +4

      as a british person i have no idea what’s happening but what i do know is a ton of swears

    • @richtervyn
      @richtervyn 5 лет назад +3

      as a person who can‘t even read i can confirm this

    • @MerchantMai
      @MerchantMai 5 лет назад +2

      As an Asian in America I can confirm this

  • @nathanraber
    @nathanraber 4 года назад +106

    Damien: Look at those smiley faces!
    Me: That’s illegal
    ツ Is not pleased...

  • @sxar_0660
    @sxar_0660 5 лет назад +202

    0:38 “how’d you get that out?” He’s wearing camo Damien

    • @YetAnotherGeorgeth
      @YetAnotherGeorgeth 5 лет назад +14

      Sxar_06 to be fair, a floating hand stealing a chair leg is pretty neat.

    • @sxar_0660
      @sxar_0660 5 лет назад +8

      MyFaceBeHi yeah I’d let that go aswell

    • @solaireofastora26
      @solaireofastora26 5 лет назад +1

      Where? I don't see it.

    • @sxar_0660
      @sxar_0660 5 лет назад +1

      Solaire of Astora you are too blinded by the sun

    • @solaireofastora26
      @solaireofastora26 5 лет назад +1

      @@sxar_0660 That's true... Praise the SUN \[T]/

  • @twisterse3876
    @twisterse3876 4 года назад +60

    2:10
    My Mum did this when i was 3 because me, my brother and my sister all wanted something and my mum got fed up and threw a tantrum. It works, I don't remember having another tantrum after that..

  • @Fi6ment
    @Fi6ment 5 лет назад +365

    _”still good friends, always be loyal”_
    -that Biden meme

    • @citrusalli
      @citrusalli 4 года назад +5

      This is indeed the words of Biden. My boy was so close at reading it but so far

    • @subscribetopewdipie6960
      @subscribetopewdipie6960 4 года назад +2

      Did you know that Iraq's McDonalds sell twin tower sweet and sour for tourism purposes?

    • @cocoa_kitty5431
      @cocoa_kitty5431 4 года назад

      Finally someone else who knows how to read it!

    • @cocoa_kitty5431
      @cocoa_kitty5431 4 года назад

      @@subscribetopewdipie6960 *insert Damien's laugh*

  • @icetheirken
    @icetheirken 3 года назад +4

    Damien's "WHHAIHAIHAIT WHHAHAHAT?!" and laugh at 6:10 is so perfect. It radiates pure joy.

  • @alptunatuncer8961
    @alptunatuncer8961 4 года назад +544

    Emkay: When you turn 21...
    I'm sorry, is this some sort of american joke that I'm too european to understand?

    • @anname7373
      @anname7373 4 года назад +25

      21 is the legal drinking age in America.

    • @anaceweirdo1579
      @anaceweirdo1579 4 года назад +42

      @@anname7373 did you hear the wind it said r/woooosh

    • @imaginewagons9367
      @imaginewagons9367 4 года назад +29

      "laughs in Canadian"

    • @vyrva5690
      @vyrva5690 4 года назад +12

      In Romania there isnt an age limit

    • @richieyeah
      @richieyeah 4 года назад +18

      Americans allowed to join the army at 16 and drive a car, but have to wait to drink their first proper drink till their 21

  • @entity42
    @entity42 5 лет назад +101

    10:48 so, in Europe we have shopping cart locks to stop people from stealing them. On to unlock them you need to put in a coin. On the front of the devise is a chain with the "key" and on the back is a keyhole the interconnect all the carts. This man just took a carts own chain and locked itself. That, in Europe at least, is the ultimate power move

    • @kevink2146
      @kevink2146 5 лет назад +12

      A store in USA also does this with their shopping carts.

    • @Orange_Tree_
      @Orange_Tree_ 5 лет назад +13

      Well, apparently stores in Florida don't have this. And, yeah, this madlad's too dangerous to be kept alive
      UPD: guys, I know there are keyed shopkarts at Florida, that's just Florida man meme

    • @emberno292
      @emberno292 5 лет назад

      @@Orange_Tree_ no Florida has these shopping carts too.

    • @getoscarfied
      @getoscarfied 5 лет назад +2

      @@Orange_Tree_ I don't remember where in Florida, but I've seen a Dollar Tree with it.

    • @GerberBabyOfficial
      @GerberBabyOfficial 5 лет назад +8

      Kevink214 ALDI, right?

  • @deknees8969
    @deknees8969 5 лет назад +46

    3:32
    "Still good friends - Always be loyal!"

  • @LloydTheZephyrian
    @LloydTheZephyrian 4 года назад +4

    Your laugh after some of these is just amazing. Especially when you talk about pissing your pants in front of your kid.

  • @kailyons9640
    @kailyons9640 5 лет назад +61

    History buff Damien: Who is Himmler???
    Me, also a history buff: Himmler is pretty much the main person behind the holocaust
    Damien: wasn't that Hitler?
    Me: Hitler was the CEO, Himmler was the dude in the board meeting who pitched the idea showing how effective it was

    • @onlyrushb6428
      @onlyrushb6428 5 лет назад +1

      *_Effective?_*

    • @9nikola
      @9nikola 5 лет назад +5

      @@onlyrushb6428 If your goal is to be an asshole to jews, then that is a very effective way to do so.

    • @jangamecuber
      @jangamecuber 2 года назад +1

      @@onlyrushb6428 For their goals, not anything remotely resembling ethical practices

  • @julychee23
    @julychee23 5 лет назад +178

    It says:
    “Still good friends. Always be loyal!
    Joe Biden”

    • @Jliske2
      @Jliske2 5 лет назад +8

      yeah I don't know why everyone at Emkay had such a hard time reading that.
      edit: except that I'm pretty sure they're all high school dropouts lmao

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  5 лет назад +16

      @@Jliske2 watch your tongue.

    • @kaitoplayz6486
      @kaitoplayz6486 5 лет назад +1

      @@EmKay please do jojo memes

    • @shok5045
      @shok5045 5 лет назад

      wait whos joe

    • @TaylaPlayzAKATDG
      @TaylaPlayzAKATDG 5 лет назад

      ShokitosMon I know what’s gonna happen

  • @jackmazeika5594
    @jackmazeika5594 5 лет назад +425

    “Still good friends. Always be loyal.”
    - Joe Biden

    • @SirWormWigglebutt
      @SirWormWigglebutt 5 лет назад +3

      I got that too. It's not that hard to read 😂

    • @Tossimm
      @Tossimm 5 лет назад +1

      @Chad Walters Joe mama biden here

    • @LowIntSpecimen
      @LowIntSpecimen 5 лет назад

      joesama bid laden

    • @uh3336
      @uh3336 4 года назад

      @Chad Walters no I'm extra gay

  • @ALPHA_GMR
    @ALPHA_GMR 3 года назад +4

    Idk why but Damiens laugh is so precious, every day I get up just to listen to his laughter, my depression lifts almost instantly, thank you so much Damien for making my day. 😊

  • @TRak598
    @TRak598 5 лет назад +45

    06:28
    "You dump me? No, I DUMP ON YOU!"

  • @The_Sunny_One
    @The_Sunny_One 5 лет назад +37

    6:55
    Damian after laughing at his own joke: *heavy breathing*

  • @imspear9172
    @imspear9172 5 лет назад +199

    BMW's suck.
    Me: "Looks at my initials ."
    "BMW"
    Me: :(

    • @bananasrotate7821
      @bananasrotate7821 5 лет назад +3

      :(

    • @Atoyihrs
      @Atoyihrs 5 лет назад +3

      Oh my god, its him. Its John BMW.

    • @ihavnestronks8709
      @ihavnestronks8709 5 лет назад +5

      [IM] SeeTheEndOfmyspear
      My first name is Logan and my last name starts with a g so....
      Logan g
      Logang
      Fuck

    • @honu2980
      @honu2980 5 лет назад +1

      ;(

    • @tejl8506
      @tejl8506 5 лет назад +3

      I’m steoms

  • @saviilijuzia
    @saviilijuzia 4 года назад +9

    3:11 “Still good friends always be loyal” cursive went bRrrRr

  • @abadlydrawnimageofthelorax8997
    @abadlydrawnimageofthelorax8997 4 года назад +245

    Adults:struggling through no nut november
    Me a 11 year old:*laughing uncontrollably* INFINITE power

  • @ulysseslenka4739
    @ulysseslenka4739 5 лет назад +36

    When your fan makes bionicle instead of normal fanart then you know that you have won it all

  • @imnotnotroan
    @imnotnotroan 5 лет назад +44

    “My moms a huge ODB fan”
    *me watching this with a ODB shirt on (his license thing) smiling*
    *Damien says “Shimmy Shimmy Ah” me also listening to Shimmy Shimmy Ah at the moment also*
    it’s a sign
    That’s he should’ve never died, WHY OLD DIRTY WHY.

  • @supresmeshbras2003
    @supresmeshbras2003 4 года назад +7

    9:34
    Damien: "I know it's Wily, but Willy's funnier"
    Me: Well, Mega Man 7 did have a typo in it's intro saying Dr. Willy instead of Dr. Wily

  • @fla3782
    @fla3782 5 лет назад +25

    10:37 Damien: is that a seatbelt, or a cupholder?
    Me: that is a thing called locking your cart's together so people don't steal em, but that dude locked it with itself.

    • @wildmoon9027
      @wildmoon9027 2 года назад

      That dude has done what I’ve always wanted to do for years and seeing it was absolutely glorious

  • @iambumbo7534
    @iambumbo7534 5 лет назад +105

    someone make art of damien and the battaxe guy togather in arms

  • @christopherbeane7603
    @christopherbeane7603 5 лет назад +136

    No one:
    Damien: iTs a SeAtBeLt

  • @ChaosDove
    @ChaosDove 4 года назад +3

    0:38 The Outsiders is one of my FAVORITE movies ever dude!!!

  • @matthewamade3297
    @matthewamade3297 5 лет назад +245

    Bruh I just watched the movie “The Outsiders” in class on Friday. The exact same thing happened. I love seventh grade.

    • @chocomiso6641
      @chocomiso6641 5 лет назад +2

      i liek ur pfp

    • @blobfishhhh
      @blobfishhhh 5 лет назад +2

      I like seventh grade too

    • @Somethinaintright
      @Somethinaintright 5 лет назад +4

      I- what-
      I did too! Sadly the chair story didn’t happen since we have chairs attached to the desks.

    • @themailman1563
      @themailman1563 5 лет назад +6

      Lmao dude im in 8th grade and we started last friday and a kid fell out of his chair wtf

    • @Vixilation
      @Vixilation 5 лет назад

      My class is watching the movie the day before thanksgiving break

  • @riinak7212
    @riinak7212 5 лет назад +73

    Damian: "I want a cake like that for MY birthday!"
    When IS your birthday?

    • @daryankid
      @daryankid 5 лет назад +2

      Its November 30th, same as mine

    • @101Asa
      @101Asa 5 лет назад +5

      Fuck it. Send him 2 cakes. He'll comment in a video on what the right date is maybe.

    • @omega.4433
      @omega.4433 5 лет назад +3

      Send him a cake everyday.
      He'll have to comment on it eventually.

    • @WagnerBoy55
      @WagnerBoy55 5 лет назад +1

      November 21st i think

    • @worlds2ndbestlawyer
      @worlds2ndbestlawyer 5 лет назад +1

      @@nobody7817 Nope! He specifically said Nov 30th!!

  • @shuhratkessikbayev8886
    @shuhratkessikbayev8886 5 лет назад +93

    "Look at that cute little smiley face"
    Glad I'm not the only one who thinks the Japanese has a smiley face

    • @blueishere1613
      @blueishere1613 5 лет назад +7

      the funny thing is that I cant write tsu or shi without thinking its a smiley, then so and nn are like aa then just straight up no is just eyeless like wtf katakana
      Tsuツ shiシ soソ nnン noノ

    • @pokemoninyourrecommendatio4153
      @pokemoninyourrecommendatio4153 5 лет назад +1

      僕漢少しだけ分かる

    • @shuhratkessikbayev8886
      @shuhratkessikbayev8886 5 лет назад

      @@blueishere1613
      Tsu: happy right
      Shi: happy left
      So: happy cyclops right
      Nn: happy cyclops left
      No: eyes (get it? No eyes? Eh eh?)

    • @nagol_069
      @nagol_069 5 лет назад

      @@blueishere1613 shi just looks like a stroke

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit 5 лет назад

      @@shuhratkessikbayev8886 hwe hwe hwe

  • @girlyendergirl1705
    @girlyendergirl1705 4 года назад +1

    13:38 this guy is a mad lad because that is the type of shopping cart where you need to put in a quarter in order to use it. This guy was able to
    work around the system by placing the clip inside the lock. GENUIS!!!!!!!

  • @JeffBuilds
    @JeffBuilds 4 года назад +7

    10:26 That's a special device they put on shopping carts in certain areas to prevent kids from playing around with them. What you're supposed to do is chain them together, so that you can't pull one out of the stack. You typically insert a quarter into the device to unlock the chain and use the cart, and the way this thing is designed, the length of chain is long enough to connect to the next one of these devices, but not connect to itself.
    What this mad-lad did was effectively break the device by jamming the end of the chain into the device, and the chain is so tight that it can't be removed.

  • @NecrochildK
    @NecrochildK 5 лет назад +29

    "How do you go from agriculture to serving Hitler?!" How do you go from art to Being Hitler?

  • @Schmirptheburp
    @Schmirptheburp 5 лет назад +67

    Damien laughs
    Subtitles: [Music]
    Me: That’s correct his laugh is music to my ears

    • @tehfrog.
      @tehfrog. 5 лет назад +1

      Wdym his laught sounds like pigs cought

    • @sad.ve1ma
      @sad.ve1ma 5 лет назад

      Midoria say sike Rn

    • @jagpag6610
      @jagpag6610 5 лет назад

      69 likes. Nice

  • @rainyday4288
    @rainyday4288 4 года назад +16

    RUclips: 4.6K comments
    Me: Well can I SEE THEM!!?

  • @SteviiLove
    @SteviiLove 5 лет назад +60

    That Biden thing said;
    "Still good friends, always be loyal"

    • @gamer708886
      @gamer708886 5 лет назад

      Holy shit, someone else that can read what is essentially us older folks' secret coding. X3

    • @huhulili9021
      @huhulili9021 5 лет назад +3

      @@gamer708886 I knew it, those boomers are up to something, that's why we use emoji codes, the war on information will continue.

    • @coolhorselover234
      @coolhorselover234 5 лет назад +2

      I don't know if I should feel proud of the fact I could read the cursive correctly and so quickly. I guess high reading comprehension and being the child of a former SSD teacher does have its pros.

  • @zcubeDbz
    @zcubeDbz 4 года назад +69

    "How did you get that long, cylendrical object out of school?"
    One can only wonder.

    • @boxtime2710
      @boxtime2710 4 года назад +5

      Oh god

    • @broodypie2216
      @broodypie2216 4 года назад +4

      all I see is a floating hand holding a flute

    • @robocrusader470
      @robocrusader470 4 года назад

      @@broodypie2216 good

    • @infiniteplanes5775
      @infiniteplanes5775 3 года назад

      Hide a part of a roll of tape on you, then later use that to tape the leg to you back. If you don’t bend an awkward amount, I don’t think anyone would notice.

    • @VenomQuill
      @VenomQuill 3 года назад

      *_L E G_*

  • @deputyrook6232
    @deputyrook6232 5 лет назад +94

    emkay: "how do you go from studying algriculture to serving hitler?"
    me: "how do you go from failing art class to starting WW2?"

  • @hyper.lethal
    @hyper.lethal 4 года назад +6

    "Gimme a toy or I'll pee my pants!"
    "Here, I'll do it for you."
    "You peed your pants?"
    "No I peed yours.

  • @CriminalGamingHimself
    @CriminalGamingHimself 5 лет назад +30

    13:01 And here I thought the second line was the most terrifying series of Bionicles sets

  • @beekedout555
    @beekedout555 5 лет назад +16

    I felt something deep in my heart when he said ponyboy

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  5 лет назад +3

      pobyboy

  • @mininuttz6989
    @mininuttz6989 5 лет назад +40

    Damian: * falls *
    Kids: * laughs at him during a movie *
    Damian: a small price to pay, for a good movie

  • @thehistoryandbooknerd8979
    @thehistoryandbooknerd8979 3 года назад +1

    Okay Damien, this is what’s up:
    That thing that you saw with the cupholder on the shopping cart, those are used for locking together shopping carts at the front of the store that the shopping cart belongs to. You have to insert a quarter into the front slot facing you when you are pushing the cart in order to unlock the cart from the rest of the chain, and the only way to get your quarter back is to put the cart back, thus stopping people from just dumping their carts wherever they want to. What that person did was unlock the cart by inserting the part of the lock that goes into another cart into the lock itself

  • @gunrajsingh4392
    @gunrajsingh4392 4 года назад +52

    It says, “Still good friends
    Always be loyal”

  • @Nitrex-zl5iq
    @Nitrex-zl5iq 5 лет назад +26

    3:30
    Still good friends-
    Always be loyal!

  • @cheeriosd4879
    @cheeriosd4879 5 лет назад +36

    Me: :(
    Damien: *laughs*
    Me: :)

  • @ilovemen1263
    @ilovemen1263 4 года назад +12

    6:28
    It says something about "Scottish Tradition" on that building so I assume it is most likely Scotland
    Where's our accent?

  • @kage8969
    @kage8969 5 лет назад +38

    Random reddit post:
    *scientific reddit post*
    Damien: “I do not understand the post, therefore it is stupid and the person who made the post is equally stupid.”

  • @jadynpattison602
    @jadynpattison602 4 года назад +16

    3:34 the last word is loyal.
    "Still good friends
    Always be loyal"

  • @tyresejohn8781
    @tyresejohn8781 5 лет назад +18

    The next r/madlads:
    Zach: "welcome to emkay my name is Damien"

  • @jaybiegs
    @jaybiegs 4 года назад

    10:30 I've seen mechanisms like this on carts at supermarkets like Aldi's, they are meant to cut down on people stealing shopping carts. Basically that chain attaches itself to other carts and then you put a quarter in to unlock it and get the cart, and when you're dont you reattach it and get your quarter back. This mad lad found a way to plug the chain into itself, getting his quarter back without having to relock it to the other carts. Man just shaved 10 seconds off his routine. nice job!

  • @aubreyterry9453
    @aubreyterry9453 5 лет назад +48

    Nobody:
    Damian: I FAILED NO NUT NOVEMBER AT 320 ON NOVEMBER FIRST!

    • @natashadavis9736
      @natashadavis9736 5 лет назад +2

      I failed at 420

    • @phyzarel1845
      @phyzarel1845 5 лет назад +1

      Same tho

    • @peps2888
      @peps2888 5 лет назад

      What's his Twitter or does he not have one

    • @aubreyterry9453
      @aubreyterry9453 5 лет назад +1

      Swifter his Twitter is @DamieanLeeVoice it’s in the description

  • @Nikoane
    @Nikoane 5 лет назад +22

    10:37 I actually got fear from this Image this is an actual MadLad

    • @williamwilson836
      @williamwilson836 5 лет назад +7

      How did he fucking do that

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  5 лет назад +2

      @@williamwilson836 black magic

  • @Boomstic-nz8fw
    @Boomstic-nz8fw 5 лет назад +79

    Me: *the perfect channel doesn’t exi-
    Emkay:

    • @jaaamesbaxter5809
      @jaaamesbaxter5809 5 лет назад +3

      Emkay: ( ・ ิ ω ・ิ ) hewwo and wewcome

    • @whereismybed
      @whereismybed 5 лет назад +3

      (。OwO。) Hewwo everywon! Twodway we awre lwooking thwrough r/Aww

    • @BigKazzYT
      @BigKazzYT 5 лет назад +1

      The reply section of this comment is gay (except me)

    • @whereismybed
      @whereismybed 5 лет назад

      @@BigKazzYT well.. Your right about that... ;)

  • @steelsofliquid
    @steelsofliquid Год назад +1

    I've done things that probably aren't madlad-like, but I consider me being a madlad:
    - Drank water on the school bus. One of the bus rules in my district is that you can't eat or drink on the bus.
    - Showered with the lights off. I also once showered without what my parents telling me to do, that being to open a window to let out steam due to a fan not being in service (I didn't open a window and somehow they were pretty chill about it)
    - Slept in a hoodie multiple times (the first time was as a joke for a video, but later times was because we lost heating in the winter and it became a viable option)
    - Adding on to that, I sleep in the clothes I'm going to wear the next day. This is actually not that rare, but I'm the only one in a household of 5 who does it.
    - Made several installations of Windows have the look and feel of other versions of Windows and even other OSes: Windows XP as Windows Vista (and currently Windows Longhorn), Windows 11 as Windows NT 4.0, Windows 11 as Windows XP, Windows 11 as Windows Vista, Windows 10 as Mac OS X 10.12, and Windows 2000 as Mac OS 9 (but I never got to experience the OS9 look and feel because I broke the installation and it gave me constant BSoDs)
    There were also things I were going to put in here related to PC stuff, but are actually pretty logical if you know a bit about computers and people who do a lot of stuff with them. Those include:
    - Installing Windows XP on a computer which would've ran Windows Vista from the factory (it ran Vista horribly, and besides, it said on the "cheat sheet", that the OS was Vista but downgraded to XP Pro)
    - Swapping out a 320 GB hard drive for a 465 GB one just to be able to install Windows Vista on a PC that previously had Linux (Ubuntu 22.10) installed.
    - Installing Windows 98 SE on an HP Pavilion a735w from 2004 (It actually worked, and I still use that PC for anything relating to old software and Windows 98, only issues I have are that there's not sound and it sometimes may fail to boot)
    - On two separate occasions, creating exceptions for programs my antivirus blocked, because the antivirus thought they were infected with generic malware. The thing is, my antivirus is Avast, and neither of these programs were infected with malware (one of them even is a game that is on Xbox Game Pass, so I don't even know how that happened, while the other program was run on my Windows XP computer with AVG and AVG didn't find any issues with the program)
    So... yeah. I don't know how to conclude this comment.

  • @montythemole3475
    @montythemole3475 4 года назад +33

    10.47 he says “is that a seat buckle”
    Me “he’s never been to Europe 😔”

    • @thecatshowzgaming8657
      @thecatshowzgaming8657 4 года назад +5

      Actually, the supermarket where I live by in America has those too

    • @charlesramirez587
      @charlesramirez587 4 года назад +2

      German and other European based grocers have them in the states. Those grocers have a pretty neat model for their businesses usually especially since food is cheap here.

    • @gryotharian
      @gryotharian 4 года назад +1

      They have them in Canada and America too I don’t know how he’s never seen em

    • @TomV-le9dw
      @TomV-le9dw 4 года назад +2

      This hurt my soul

    • @megannewell2133
      @megannewell2133 4 года назад

      The Cat Showz & Gaming I always see them at Aldi in the USA

  • @Phantasmagoria2164
    @Phantasmagoria2164 5 лет назад +34

    "I failed at the witching hour."
    Yo same, Damien

  • @missseel8425
    @missseel8425 5 лет назад +15

    3:26 I think the second line says “Always be loyal”

  • @ft.333
    @ft.333 3 года назад

    4:13 I love how the people who made it don’t even care that there’s an outlet visible

  • @ungabunga2415
    @ungabunga2415 5 лет назад +25

    Damien has never been to Aldi's, lmao

  • @strinkfamily1940
    @strinkfamily1940 5 лет назад +7

    Everyone: I thought you were dead!
    Damien: My death was... Highly exaggerated.

  • @lukedelameter7961
    @lukedelameter7961 4 года назад +17

    “Man takes a dump on- *WAIT WHAT???*
    *AHAHAHAHAHA!*”

  • @invadar789
    @invadar789 4 года назад

    0:48
    it's fitting your chair gave out while watching The Outsiders; because that exact thing happened to Dally in the movie theater scene. Total prop malfunction, too.

  • @Liv_Eldrid
    @Liv_Eldrid 4 года назад +6

    "Still good friends always be loyal" is what was written on the photo

  • @wildebeest1454
    @wildebeest1454 5 лет назад +10

    "I'm a history buff."
    "Who is Himmler?"

  • @TH-cl9tr
    @TH-cl9tr 5 лет назад +9

    O:58 "Stay gold Ponyboy, stay gold"
    -The Outsiders

    • @thespazzoid6526
      @thespazzoid6526 5 лет назад

      Don't make me cry again

    • @erazor4880
      @erazor4880 5 лет назад

      After reading that damn book I wake up every morning to watch the sunrise and always watch it set.

  • @daragon1296
    @daragon1296 4 года назад +4

    4:30 there’s Minecraft education edition and it is used for coding and has the elements in it. It can also be used to play normal Minecraft. I know this because we had a coding club that was shut down due to COVID and I’m allowed to play it at lunches because I tell my teacher I’m doing ‘coding’.

  • @________________Aprilfools63__
    @________________Aprilfools63__ 5 лет назад +36

    0:20 if he hits a speed bump he'll lose his own eggs
    if you get what i mean (wink wink)

  • @nixodian108
    @nixodian108 5 лет назад +15

    It says:
    Still good friends -
    Always be loyal !

  • @Lxgan_
    @Lxgan_ 5 лет назад +12

    I almost screamed ( for some reason) when Damien said he watched the outsiders cuz currently In my school we are watching it

    • @Cuyite
      @Cuyite 5 лет назад +1

      same

  • @Leon-ge4tu
    @Leon-ge4tu 3 года назад

    Love the writing on the sign at 6:11 . It fits perfectly

  • @impulse-nati0n114
    @impulse-nati0n114 5 лет назад +36

    10:48 I've been trying to do that my entire life with one of those cats 🤯

  • @that1calledsam288
    @that1calledsam288 5 лет назад +34

    Nobody:
    Damien: *G N A R L Y*

    • @aztroghoul
      @aztroghoul 5 лет назад

      Did you just... Like your own comment

    • @lucahan405
      @lucahan405 5 лет назад

      Ğņæŕļý

  • @maximumwolfe9462
    @maximumwolfe9462 4 года назад +5

    10:56 That, my good man, is an anti theft chain, you plug it into the shopping cart in front of it and you use a coin to unplug it, you get the coin back when you're done using the cart, you normally can't plug the chain into the same cart that it's attached to

  • @iamtrash288
    @iamtrash288 3 года назад +1

    "Penguin eats all the fish, gets fat and refuses to mate or communicate"
    Mood

  • @Ether_Edge
    @Ether_Edge 4 года назад +6

    The note says “still soul friends- always be loyal”

  • @loserperson6338
    @loserperson6338 5 лет назад +9

    The shopping cart thing is great, let him be confused

  • @calzerkid2577
    @calzerkid2577 5 лет назад +28

    I just finished watching “The Outsiders” in my school.

  • @nickperkins5400
    @nickperkins5400 4 года назад +1

    *that bird is the true mad lad*