@@the_druid870 I'll trust ya on that one, mate. I actually can't speak Welsh, but was genuinely impressed regardless. I only know English, a bit of German, a bit of Japanese and a small amount of Mandarin. Oh and a few curse words in Czech and Dutch. And I'm sure I butcher a lot of pronunciation lol.
How could I possibly amalgamate this into something cursed? ... "I want an arachnophobic girlfriend." ... Welp, I think I pulled it off, what do you think?
As a fluent Welsh speaker, Damien trying to pronounce Welsh words sounds like someone trying to speak after getting their teeth pulled out and numbed with anesthesia. *Sorry, lol.*
That's a good one but I think "Now that I know that you exist, it really has changed my view on the world. Covid-19 wasn't really the worst part of 2020"
You struggle speaking english but you can speak welsh without a stutter....The welsh cant even speak welsh without having a seizure mid way. You win at life
vexile12 r/wooosh is for stupid people (like you) that don't understand a joke, comment or saying. You're the twelve year old kid who just discovered Reddit and the only thing that comes out of your mouth is "r/wooosh", because that's the only thing you know even though half the time it isn't even correctly used. Spelling errors don't equal an r/wooosh, you asinine juvenile.
2 weeks ago during Poli Sci class: Poli Sci Professor: If Mariah Carey wants to be considered a diva, then she needs to stop singing in a voice that can only be heard by dogs.
Rarest insult: I was at school, got someone with the circle thing, and his immediate, straight faced response was you're Unsircumsized, and I just broke down laughing
No, she came from that crappy toaster that was the aftermath of someone putting that in their bathtub because the owner of the toaster knew how terrible her music was gonna be. *THEN GOT OVERCOOKED.*
@@moon_vibes5933 I got the notif. _i saw what you said. Deleting your comment didn't help. And I'm not gonna respond from here on out because I don't want to start a war again you._
Been saving "I hope you step on lego covered in razors and lemon juice you uncultured bowl of yogurt" for the right moment, but i'll share with the class.
"I wish that the next time you dip a biscuit in tea, it gets so soggy that a piece of it breaks off and falls into the cup" That was the meanest thing I have ever said to anyone
Well y'know, damien is kinda the dumb american stereotype. You talk about something that isn't american and he already has no idea and no interest about it.
I'm too worried about ruining relationships to use this one, but someone else may be braver (or have more enemies): "You're skull's so thick there isn't enough room for a brain large enough to wrap around this simple concept."
“You are an evolved ape sitting at a computer or on your phone denying the very thing that made you exist, you moldy bowl of primordial soup” Me (person who is easily amused): XDDDDDDDDD HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
The house fire woman's husband looks like dollar store David Spade. He's David Trowel. Edit: I managed to call David Spade, Kevin for some reason. No idea where I got Kevin from...
Damien:
>Can't pronounce "available"
>Without hesitation makes an admirable attempt pronouncing three words in Welsh
xD
Lloxie Fox he god everything wrong
*got
Lloxie Fox time stamp?
shipwreck88 9:44
Mr Leaf in taking about the available
Damien is growing more powerful by the minute.
3 months ago he struggled with big words in English. Now my dude's going beast mode in Welsh.
TrashDeviant he just didn’t get the *dd*s right
@@the_druid870 I'll trust ya on that one, mate. I actually can't speak Welsh, but was genuinely impressed regardless. I only know English, a bit of German, a bit of Japanese and a small amount of Mandarin. Oh and a few curse words in Czech and Dutch. And I'm sure I butcher a lot of pronunciation lol.
@@the_druid870 He tried his best, unlike your parents when they concieved you.
TrashDeviant llongyfarchiadau
@@siontopps4375 Google Translate:
Diolch
Petition for a Damien laugh track on sitcoms
Okay, so I don't normally like laugh tracks, but this made me giggle out loud.
God yes
I second this motion! 😀
@@paincreatesfame ayy tøp pfp
@@anthnylder8136 aayyyyy
If most homophobes are secretly gay, does that mean arachnophobes are secretly giant spiders
Similarly as someone who loves gays I can say im secretly straight(dont tell anyone) And yes the spiders are all round us
How could I possibly amalgamate this into something cursed?
...
"I want an arachnophobic girlfriend."
...
Welp, I think I pulled it off, what do you think?
Ninja Penguin, WELL - With that logic I‘m a wasp - not sure if it‘s an actual phobia of mine but I like them less than the current US President! 😂
Me, an arachnophobe: If I'm a spider. . . . . I'm gonna need a rope and a tree.
@@justnobody5527 (whispers into shirt collar) Cover blown.
"You're as entertaining as gonorrhea"
I'm adding that to the lists.
He may as well have?, butThats implying his parents bought him any of that... add that too
and i remember straightening slinkies as a kid.... am i a bad guy?
11:50
2nd comment username block look like a straight up dong
Casual Cookies yes
Casual Cookies the observer
I wish I even remotely had the ability to create insults like these
just use "i want no chop down your family tree" works every time
You can use "you are dumber than a door"
Dude i love that 70's show
Entreat them to tapdance on a landmine.
It takes years of dedacation to learn
Damien low-key dropped a rare insult "oh dude you're about as entertaining as gonorrhea" damn dude
@@lorichenoweth4481 Sandler is awesome.
The guy judging the stop motion probably sits on the urinal while they Pee
Last time I was this early my girlfriend sighed and I cried a little
General Grievous r/commentawards
Is at 69 dont ruined it
Hello there
If you're gonna rush, might as well be overkill
I wanna like but it’s at 69 😂
As a fluent Welsh speaker, Damien trying to pronounce Welsh words sounds like someone trying to speak after getting their teeth pulled out and numbed with anesthesia.
*Sorry, lol.*
Im also a fluent (if rusty) welsh speaker, nd it sounded like when my grandad had a stroke reading some newspaper
JESUS CHRIST YOU KILLED HIM.
Perfect
Perfection
So it sounds like welsh then?
Damien: welcome back to emkay
Me: *_my name is Zach_*
Damien: _my name is damien_
*namien
I do the exact same thing but backwards
just to spite you
2:47
Damien actually says a swear in a video. The look of shock in every Karen's eyes is jarring.
Loud Gasp**
Society is crumbling
I know
I just kind of went 😮 and then didn't care
oof
Do you ever look at a comment and wish you typed that?
Do you ever look at a comment and wish you typed that?
yes
Too many times
Do you ever look at a comment and wish you typed that?
Do you ever look at a comment and wish you typed that?
"If you were a machine you'd be the equivalent of a fidget spinner"
I’m going to use this one
"You're not poop, you are the entire chimpanzee excretion system"
First try tho
That's a good one but I think
"Now that I know that you exist, it really has changed my view on the world.
Covid-19 wasn't really the worst part of 2020"
Ok Boomer But It's a Cat That is amazing. I’m using that
"If you were a computer, your operational sistem would be Windows Vista"
Damien: "And then the laugh track kicks in," *starts laughing purely*
We need to make a petition to replace every sitcom laugh with Damien's.
i'd sign it lol
@@krisjinstark4843 Hell yeah!
He really does have such a great laugh. Dadcore
0:29 this guy still asks his mom to check if there are monsters under his bed
You struggle speaking english but you can speak welsh without a stutter....The welsh cant even speak welsh without having a seizure mid way. You win at life
That’s not even wrong lmao I’m Welsh
As a Welsh person, can confirm.
I stutter all the time when speaking welsh and I’ve known how to speak it since birth
Soeak? Probably an r/whoosh but i think you mean speak
vexile12 r/wooosh is for stupid people (like you) that don't understand a joke, comment or saying. You're the twelve year old kid who just discovered Reddit and the only thing that comes out of your mouth is "r/wooosh", because that's the only thing you know even though half the time it isn't even correctly used. Spelling errors don't equal an r/wooosh, you asinine juvenile.
Gordon would say he's overcooked but at least he's not raw. Then he would scream
“Doesn’t she look like N air pod?”
Don’t worry, she ranted about how she agrees
@You'reNotFirst your joke lacks flavour
Word: Fictional
Damian: *Ficti-tional*
I still love you though, no homo.
You look like the mask from aka manto
2 weeks ago during Poli Sci class:
Poli Sci Professor: If Mariah Carey wants to be considered a diva, then she needs to stop singing in a voice that can only be heard by dogs.
Exkii
oof
OUCH.
madrid? as in the spanish city, madrid? Damien i think you're great my dude but come on
I bet your dad spanks you when you got 2nd place on spelling bee competition
@@solidzex8627 mate the fuck has spelling got to do with this? this is just basic geography
@@0ceanSauc3 Considering the fact this is a rare insults video I am nearly certain Solid Zex was making a joke
Damien sounds like one of those voice over guys after he got a glow up
lmao
oof
oof
Oof
Oaf
10:38
THAT GUYS PROFILE PIC THO
HE'S AN INTELLECTUAL
DURURURURURURUUUM
7:20 is my favorite insult. "You're about as entertaining as gonorrhea."
Rarest insult: I was at school, got someone with the circle thing, and his immediate, straight faced response was you're Unsircumsized, and I just broke down laughing
Learn how to spell you bowl of noodles
(Sorry, I had to)
@@Moo-2310 "you bowl of noodles" nice rare insult you over ripe banana
@@J4CK_O_L4NTERN Shut up you overcooked waffle
PLACE YA BETS WHOS GONNA WIN THIS INSULT FIGHT
@@lildoggo7289 1. I hate noodles
2. I'm a girl
whenever im sad i remind myself that the Welsh word for microwave is poppity ping and i feel happier
it's _popty ping_ my good sir
It says meicrodon
I put my dog in the poppity ping
0:00
"so, uh, long neck huh? that's... neat."
"Yeah. yeah it's real neat if you like having your food take an HOUR to reach your stomach."
Dorkly? From "Pokemon meet their Alola version"?
0:54
girl watch out emkays about to roast you!
oh no she’s an airpod
@@ekser5737, Headpod
Headair
Me a Welsh citizen AGREES ITS A KEYBOARD SMASH OF A LANGUAGE 9:43
That neck guy looks like he lost count when he was picking out his vertebrae.
Speech 100
It's official: Billie Eillish came from a microwave.
Shinu 😂😂😂
Someone needs to put her back.
She's clearly not done yet!
No, she came from that crappy toaster that was the aftermath of someone putting that in their bathtub because the owner of the toaster knew how terrible her music was gonna be.
*THEN GOT OVERCOOKED.*
oop
This man really say "Fictitional"? 4:02
Tit
@@minxminx bruh this man is too yung to be alive, u unborn fetus
Crash Bandicoot r/rareinsults
@@Onirii ni
@@Onirii no*
"eats popcorn with a spoon"
Hey now... I like my seasoning toppings, that spoon keeps that stuff where it belongs and out of my arrow keys!
Sir this is my backyard. Please go away
_what're you doing fingering your arrow keys?_
@@spartanwar1185 up up down down left right left right CTRL ALT CTRL ALT F4.
When my mom wanted a dog I looked at her and said, “If I can kick it over the Fence then it ain’t a dog.” She never bought a dog 🤷♂️
0:40 holdup the bar at the bottom of the newscast says “sexist air conditioning”
the news had their amazon connected to the title
*Safety Doggo has visited this video,like for protection.*
No. Gotta put him down.
SAFTEY DOGGO BE FREE DON'T LET CLUMSY PETNAP YOU
_thank you, safety doggo_
BotBox Bot
Dude. Who crapped on your corndog?
I wish my mom and dad had protection
I was just called a Teaboo and i don’t know how to feel
THAT'S AMAZING, oh my God. So using that
Yo
With your hands?
James Miller w d y m
@@janetmissjacksonifyourenas2904 He said "I don't know how to feel" With your hands. Haha? I know, dumb joke.
"I dont know the name" he said about Madrid, capital of Spain lmfaooo
I’ve never thought I’d say this about a male but ur pretty
you look like you would be in a meme from 2006
@@thesleeperpick9784 a. Thats my birth year and b. Nice roast
0:20 Thomas had never seen such bullsh*t before
Hit to close to home?
7:19 “dude... you’re about as entertaining as gonorrhea”
Ben Shapiro DESTROYED my Pokemon with FACTS and LOGIC
as a Bob Ross stan I laughed so hard at the Bob Ross one that I spilled my tea everywhere
As a British man I and many others class spilling tea heresy!
I cannot eat while watching these. I'll choke on a chicken nugget, then die. But dang it, am I hungry. Oh well, here I go.
Thank god
New phone who dis?
Nobody asked
Ya Girl nobody asked for your reply to a 2 month old comment, dumbass
Uh, OP? U still alive?
4:39 did damien transform into peter griffin when he read that
10:50. Pete Davidson looks like Ellen and Steve Buscemi had a baby.
*Rare insults are the best insults.*
I assumed this was a week ago like everything else I watch, but.. Eh.. Within the same hour. Cool.
i died at the Walmart version of Mia khalifa 😂
7:20 that is in and of itself a rare insult
Thank you Damien, lord of laughter
I’m loving the two posts a day thing recently, makes my day!!
Petition to replace all classic laugh tracks with Damien’s laugh
1:22
That isn't a rare insult that's
R/oddlyspecific
r/foundthemobileuser
oh and also r/ihavereddit for the both of us
@RandomCommentator that's what I expected from a Reddit user
"why she lookin' like an airpod?" LMAO that one got me
4:40 everytime i see something like this i question my ability to kill.
*_I thought the title said “r/ Rare-In-Suits-“_*
-I’m stupid.-
Can
Can someone make that please
How the hell did you see "r/ Rare-In-Suits" you lime that everybody thinks is a weird lemon
@@J4CK_O_L4NTERN Bruh your username is as long as fucking 2020 like jesus...
@@moon_vibes5933 *oh, you haven't seen the people that have that copy paste name that's literally as long as a long comment then.*
@@moon_vibes5933 I got the notif. _i saw what you said. Deleting your comment didn't help. And I'm not gonna respond from here on out because I don't want to start a war again you._
New law: Your insults have to be rare for them to be taken seriously.
Bruh so early no notification yet
yea
@@frogs7466 I still haven't...
Amrovalanche did ya get it yet?
@@sharkie9975 bruh nope but I just finished the latest ep
Love this channel. Makes my day.
9:39 I have never heard a more accurate description of our language in my life
9:47 - the way to say it is 'gwith-tho-reye coom-deyeth-asol ah methyeegol' lmaooo
" 8:23
Reddit: report this suggestion?
Me: yes
Reddit: why?
Me: I'm in the picture and I don't like it
-not really me but you get the idea-
0:27 he looks like Keanu Reeves after quarantine and then made apology video about eating his dog.....
The man who kicked the dog should have received a public beating from a bunch of angry body builders
@SunnyV hmm , good idea
@SunnyV why not both
Been saving "I hope you step on lego covered in razors and lemon juice you uncultured bowl of yogurt" for the right moment, but i'll share with the class.
The first roast of the video already had me dying💀
So he can pronounce random welsh yet he can’t pronounce simple SIMPLE words
What problem do you have with that
"I wish that the next time you dip a biscuit in tea, it gets so soggy that a piece of it breaks off and falls into the cup"
That was the meanest thing I have ever said to anyone
DON'T BE THAT MUCH OF A MAD LAD
@@jotaroknight8312 *YOU CANNOT STOP ME!!!*
Confirmed: British.
@@mercenarychef9465 Totally not a Polish guy that realy likes British stereotypes. Totalnie legitny Brytyjczyk
That's me
Banger I'm a new sub!!! Your laugh makes my day!!
I’m starting to think I’m the only person on the planet that likes a warm pillow
I swear if I see "Just some random guy without a mustache" here I'm going to scream-
Just some random guy with a mustache
7:37 I didn’t know Gargoyles could come out during the day let alone drive
11:00 Looks like I tried to dye my hair blonde and died in the process.
you can't do that someone already made a beetlejuice joke
@@davenotstaine5646 but i AM him. how can i not make a joke about myself
@@possums154 the joke was taken. sorry m8.
@@davenotstaine5646 well fuck
Why do you sound like you've never heard of Madrid, the biggest city and capital of Spain?
He's American.
Right? How embarrassing.
He's the type of person to not know the capitals and major cities of other countries.
Well y'know, damien is kinda the dumb american stereotype. You talk about something that isn't american and he already has no idea and no interest about it.
@ECSP oh no, the dumb american stereotype isn't the dumbest someone can be. It's actually pretty mild compared to what's out there
8:44 That guys camera is so bad that i thought that he was pixelated for legal reasons
I feel like you could easily call this Creative Insults and nothing would change. These are amazing!
7:38 HOW THE [Redacted] IS THIS CHICK ON THE RIGHT ALIVE she be looking like a vary dangerous scp if you disagree with her fashion
Fun welsh fact: they really where the first people to go to America
I thought those were the vikings?
@@leanykakicsi6152 no we are more civilised vanthem sorry for gramer
depresed gamer sorry but I don’t understand your response. The vikings were first, the welsh being second is still cool.
@@leanykakicsi6152 ok you win
*Grapes?*
*The 10,958 people subscribed to me are all from grapes..*
Im eating red grapes at this moment
I'm too worried about ruining relationships to use this one, but someone else may be braver (or have more enemies):
"You're skull's so thick there isn't enough room for a brain large enough to wrap around this simple concept."
They should make Damien's laugh the official laugh track of every movie.
'Gwyddorau Cymdeithasol a Meddygol'
Pronounced (I think):
"Gewthorai, cymdeethisol a methygol"
9:46
You will surpass GioFilms. I trust in you! I think that a big boost was given by your laugh!!!
Cardi b makes music for people who failed poetry class
I think I have a pretty decent insult: There's so much space between your braincells, they could practice social distancing. use as you see fit XD
“You are an evolved ape sitting at a computer or on your phone denying the very thing that made you exist, you moldy bowl of primordial soup”
Me (person who is easily amused): XDDDDDDDDD HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
The house fire woman's husband looks like dollar store David Spade. He's David Trowel.
Edit: I managed to call David Spade, Kevin for some reason. No idea where I got Kevin from...
I couldn't find Kevin Spade on google, so I'm assuming you mean David Spade?
@@nowosa6161 Oh my God yes I do... Where the actual fuck did I get Kevin from..? 😆
@@archgirl you probably thought of Kevin Spacey. Spacey and Spade, Understandable.
@@frostybread2731 It's possible, subconsciously, definitely. 🤷♀️
Forget Daily Dose of Internet.
Daily Dose of Reddit with your host, Damien.
8:20 My name is actually Lindsey and even though that post is not directed at me at all I still felt attacked when Damien read it...
EmKay: The AirPod girl has had enough
AirPod Girl: WhOs ReAdY tO uSe Me?!
I can't believe pukicho made it onto this video. A legend.
9:17 "I have no idea who that's supposed to be." It's Bruce Jenner, Boi.
The house fires were caused by the girls cousin, he’s mad she got married and isn’t with him... her cousin...
"And then the laugh track kicks in..." (which Damien himself then provides!) =oD XoP
The girls at 7:47 look like they were constructed with PS2 quality
Another rare insult: "You look like the type of person to give an aspirin a headache"
9:10
Guy: she looks 22
Me: yeah 22 years out of date
The first one in the intro is God tear
No
Damien forgot to censor himself at 2:47 🤦🏻♂️
6:05 oh look! It’s the Tumblr lord, Pukicho! His insults strike fear into the hearts of man.
your videos keep getting funnier damien. Keep u the good work man.