Something that I love about that opening scene is that the character who got sliced in the beginning is part of the same group as the other characters, poor bastard just took the wrong door and never met them since they all arrive within the same proximity as each other, which gives an idea how big this place is since they never run into his corpse.
Nuclearpoweredturtle Just think of all the other potential group members. In fact, if things had gone differently, It could have been a totally different group.
To makes things worse, they forcefully confirm that Kazan is one of the creators / monitors of the cube / torture in Cube Zero and was handicapped as punishment for helping people escape. Which is in and of itself horrible because brain damage and disability are not just super conveniently interchangeable things.
@@quinnmarchese6313 the creators of cube zero said that they aren't the same character but that kazan did have the same fate. Which in my mind, is bullshit. Also cube 2 and 3 were made by completely different people so I don't count them as being Canon.
@@stretchscreamers which is just stupid because 1) Kazan is clearly meant to be autistic, and 2) how the shitting hell can he do all those calculations after being lobotomised?
I actually just realized something that might be interesting. The only person to escape the cube is kazan, right? Well he happens to be the only person who probably wouldn't be believed if he managed to tell someone what happened.
Watch Cube Zero it explains SO much! Including why Kazan was the way he was. Might even be my favorite of the series. I don’t like too many cliffhangers where the audience is meant to draw their own conclusions, but this ties up loose ends! Great prequel!
I hope I'm not the only one saying this, but I unironically love when pyro makes videos/reviews on whatever he wants, he is so well spoken and entertaining to listen to.
Honestly the best part of the original Cube was when one of the characters stood on that piece of broken glass from the girls broken glasses and they figured out they could have just stayed in the room they met in because it was the one that rotated to the exit space. Fucking brilliant.
And logically it makes sense too! If you're gonna dump someone in a moving labyrinth, why go to the trouble of depositing them in the middle when there's so little effort in just leaving them by the "entrance."
Dropping in a whole year late just to say that it was the girl who stepped on the shard of her own glasses, which I think adds a certain *chef's kiss* to it all
Doing a direct sequel is too obvious. There are horror movies that have similar emotional journeys, involve people being trapped in an single environment (with a central intrigue) or have similarly bleak tones. 'Saw' felt similar to Cube. An acquaintance of mine who hated Cube (and hasn't forgiven me for recommending it to him) made tonal comparisons to a 2008 finnish film called Sauna (which he has forgiven me for recommending to him). The problem with a Cube sequel or prequel is that they would have to subvert expectations in a radical enough way to depart from the original and avoid the temptation of providing cheap answers to questions left unanswered by the original. A cube sequel would kind of have to be the anti-cube to thwart expectations.
“The only thing scarier than a giant, unbeatable corporation or government watching over you is no one at all.” Has to be one of the most insightful and terrifying statements I’ve ever heard from a review.
That’s why Portal 1 is pretty scary if you go into it blind. You’re put into sterile, empty test chambers with nobody but a robotic voice guiding you. There are obvious rooms meant for monitoring you everywhere but they are all empty. Valve did a fantastic job
Did you guys know that the set contained just one cube, changed to different colours by means of gel panels. Since it was a time-consuming process to change from one to another, the film was not shot in sequence, rather colour-by-colour. The red gels were the first to be installed, meaning all scenes in red rooms were shot first. As it happens, red rooms contain the most dialog-heavy scenes in the film, including Worth's big "there is no conspiracy" speech to Holloway. The film had a modest budget and a tight schedule, and David Hewlett recalled being very apprehensive at shooting scenes that contained pages of pure dialog on his part very early in the shoot. He also felt that Worth's line "Well I feel better" after his rant to Holloway rang immensely true on a personal level, as the remainder of the shoot was much less dependent on his memorisation.
I expected as much. Seems like they just made a/some extra panel/s for when they opened any hatches / when showing an opening to another room recorded from the outside to the inside. which is pretty genius and money efficient.
"People are trapped inside the cube. The cube is bad. There are traps. I have to pay my ex-wife's alimony." - something that would be funny to make fun of
Pyro’s movie reviews are honestly one of the best parts of his channel. He dives into the movie and is amazing at explaining why things work and why they don’t. He tells exactly what he thinks and is genuine in what he says, and it sounds like he enjoys making these videos even if he thinks the movie is horrible because he can get a laugh anyways.
@SharkTank reading is a power sure only a handful of chosen ones posses. YouYouMore was saying, that Pyro is amazing at EXPLAINING why things work and why they don´t
SharkTank what works and what doesn’t work in the movie. Some scenes may be good ideas but might not fit the tone the movie. Something that might be hard too see from a first viewing
WAKE IP THEY HIT THE PENTAGON HOLY SHIT THEY HIT THE PENTAGON
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For the sake of gaining information instantly. I got into software engineering major because of all these cool gigs in movies (begin with Matrix), but holy crap, I still feel like it's just a hollow dream to do all that even with my knowledge right now.
Pyro: if someone narrated the opening scene, the whole aesthetic would be ruined Also Pyro: ‘a man wakes up in a room unfamiliar to him, dazed and confused...’
I know you’re joking, but having an analysis video narrated is far different than watching the actual films themselves. He’s describing the aesthetic to us, as opposed to trying to have us experience it. That would require watching the films themselves (which, at least for the first one, is highly suggested).
"So Worth disappoints himself, before the world can do it for him." I don't know why, but I love that line. Also, amazing work all around for this video to be honest.
@@zeoky5068 well the older woman (can't remember her name) might have died, cuz no one be able to grab her if she went out of the cube, but the other 3 defo could have lived.
@@zeoky5068 ya, so only 3 of them would have lived if Quentin died in the sound trap, I wonder if they guy who couldn't stop speaking was trying to help the others. Probably not, but u can wonder.
i noticed that pyro skipped over leavens death, which confused me because her death was shocking. Quentin opened up to leaven when he “kidnapped” her, which made us think that he trusted leaven and didnt want to do any harm to her. obviously that changed as he gets more and more aggressive as each scene goes on, but when he stabs leaven and kills her, it just goes to prove that no matter who you make amends with, they can always *stab you in the back.*
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I was confused when he says she is a blank slate. She shows over times that she has a great dislike to... people below her, like, sorry, Kazan (she grumbled when Kazan has to pee, when he blocked her way when she was counting the cube's dimension with steps, and when she was agreeing with Quentin to leave Kazan), and became pretty arrogant when she became the key for identifying the traps. "Brain over beauty" like she said. However, when they were stuck with that power prime and prime problem, she felt powerless, then was shocked by Kazan's ability on that one. She can be on his side now from times to times, perhaps for the way to keep him alive and for her to survive, but at the end, when she bonded with Worht about the outside world is filled with boundless human stupidity, she is the one who couraged him by saying, "I can live with that.", showing that she can and will consider the people below her, like, I'm sorry, Kazan. On the other hand, she became more hostile and stood up at the person she relied since the start: Quentin. "Stay away from me." and all those, especially shown after Holloway is gone. She's the only woman, a girl at that, among the group now, especially with Holloway's suspicion of Quentin's fondness of young girl before. I'm not fond of arrogant characters, doesn't matter even if they've gone through development, so she's not my favorite, but I got to say how they handled her character is pretty brilliant too. All of them are, until the sequel.
Well he only hurt Holloway with that slap. Her death occured with her falling into an oblivion and crashing into God knows where, and she hurt from only that, most likely
@@TheDisturbingPanda And that also. Piercing Leaven through the chest with the door handle, and attacking Worth as well But he only said "I'm not gonna hurt you" to Holloway...
This is honestly one of the most fascinating videos I’ve ever seen from you. Normally I don’t watch 40 minute long movie reviews with only a few scattered memes but I genuinely found this extremely interesting and watched it til the end.
So the main characters of Hypercube are: 1. An Actually Decent Character (Kate) 2. Thirsty Girl 3. Knife Lover 4. Nerd Emoji 5. Pasta name 6. Todd Howard 7. And a Boomer Yea, this movie has a great cast
@@evagolianspaghetto2726 i promise you it wasn't intentionally copied. I started following pyro like a week ago and just got around to watching his older stuff.
I often come back to this video, or the ones about The Platform, Cry of Fear or Far Cry, when I want to listen to something familiar that lasts long enough (for the auditory stimulus / attention regulation). I really enjoy listening to you actually give genuine comments and analyses on media, especially because of your personal style. I know they take tons of time and effort so I can't say like "hurry up lol", but I always look forward to the next one :)
One thing I like about the cube is that the characters really act reasonable. Like, when they point out there's three numbers, I immediately thought of coordinates. And the characters did, too! When they found the side wall, but were up high, the realized they needed to get down. I know it's a small thing, but it's so annoying that some movies build "tension" because the characters don't get out or stand still for absolutely no reason but that the plot wouldn't work otherwise. Also, there are far fewer cubes of a single prime than primes below 100, so it makes actual sense that they got lucky for so long.
Nerd Explains explained it pretty well, but when they found out a certain set of numbers, they should've waited for the cubes to move and they would be at the bridge room to the exit. But obviously that wouldn't be fun in a movie, because plot
@@supasoljas7824 yes, i meant away without official leave Yes, i'm aware it means desertion My point stands, when i said "go awol" i meant "get out of hand in an unexpected manner"
Every once in a while, Pyro shows that he is capable of incredible analysis and can really grip his audience. I like this content more than funny meme.
There's one detail you missed about Hypercube that actually one of the only good pieces of writing in the film. When Simon shows up older after getting his eye stabbed, you asked how he survived this long. Check out all those watches on his arm. He's been killing and eating duplicates of Jerry over and over again for years.
Brodie Hartog well as long as the knife isnt long enough to go through your eye and into the brain then im pretty sure you’d survive,but obviously you’d lose your sight in that eye and it would fucking hurt a lot,but you’d probably survive
Not just Jerry, but the girl he was hired to find, AND I think himself once, which was why he had 2 silver bracelets. Tbh, I'm very disappointed that one of the first things I find when I search Cube Movie is a video shitting on the sequel. It was stupid but brilliant, and my personal favorite.
@@LampDoesVideogame He does the same thing in his Condemned video, heaps praise on the first game and shits on the sequel, even though a lot of people prefer the sequel.
Y'know, the scene in 2 where they stumble across their own bodies, dead of dehydration, could've been better if they weren't all in unique clothes. Stumbling across their own bodies, with the only indicator of who's who being the name printed on their jackets; otherwise an empty husk.
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"the only thing scarier than a big, unbeatable government or corporation watching over you is no one at all" is such a fantastic line, but it also made me think; is this the logic behind religious people? because although I am very secular myself I understand the comfort of feeling like everything has a purpose, that there is something above us that finely tuned everything, and the concept that there is nothing watching us is terrifying. maybe that's another parallel you could draw to this movie.
@@mattmurphy7030 that's a really really good take and I really agree. us humans try to find meaning in our universe and our existence because we need to. to think that humans are completely accidental and have no intrinsic or bigger meaning is inherently uncomfortable and most people just can't accept that. religion is the most common coping mechanism, because it's comforting to imagine a creator who gives us a purpose and beauty, but the reality is is that there is no empirical evidence to prove this and there is no obvious purpose. not that the pursuit of that purpose is necessarily pointless since it's just to bring us comfort, but life just is, with all its cruelty and bliss, it just is. and yeah, we are left with is relationships, and there will always be people who will consider others a threat and stop us from uniting together, and frankly we can't do anything to eliminate that thinking. we can never unite as human beings, and that's just our nature. yeah I really appreciate your take and I think this movie does a really apt job of portraying this specific perspective.
I'm a little sleep deprived right now so forgive me for referencing the sequel, but if I remember correctly the prequel third film actually "reveals" what happens when someone escapes the cube. (I don't want to regard any other film as canon save for the first one but bear with me) and what happens is that after they enter the white room someone asks them if they believe in God or not. Here's my personal take though. The cube is definitely a reference to nihilism and different responses to that seemingly insurmountable problem, death. Some people just accept the absurdity of it and have already given into the whimsy of the entity, others fight and kill each other for a brief escape in a power fantasy, one may just be trying to make it and then you have people like Kazan who seems to have everything already figured out yet isn't capable of properly communicating how he got to his conclusions with the group. The dim, confusing rooms throwing people from one place to the next with no guidance. The silence of a seemingly unmonitored box totaling somewhere around seventeen thousand rooms only broken by these rooms shifting and confusing the layout further. The unknowns as to if you're the only people within the cube. The fear of finding someone who had preceded you. The fear of death by dehydration and starvation, outside of the traps. It's a machine, like any other. Yet it leaves so many questions unanswered; Why was it built? Who built it? Where are they? Why us? Do they want us to live through this? What are they going to do to us if we get out? Are they even here? If we get out, where will we be? How do I know what kind of sensors the other room is using? I can't do math, what do all these funny numbers mean? And so on, and so on. It feels analogous to life to me in these ways, an unguided experience save for the people that surround you giving you advice they've figured out already. A scary march forward with no real ending to be seen than to just be another casualty of the cube itself. Questions upon questions about what your purpose is, and how you can survive. Wondering if the intentions of those around you is pure or not. Is there a higher plan to this machine? Or are we merely just victims of circumstance here. I really didn't like the twist ending that Cube had though, I genuinely think that Leaven, Worth and Kazan all could have made it. Quentin was so far beneath them and had to navigate so many potentially trapped rooms without boots, bait or Kazan it's so inplausible that it's going to persistently bother me forever because no book nor film can recreate this genie in a bottle that was Cube (1997). I don't think I'm going to re-experience discovering this movie for the first time, but I can remember what it was like. This pure fear of the unknown, terrible titan of a slaughterhouse. Because I can imagine what it'd be like to wake up there, and I believe that everyone who has seen the movie has had that thought of combating pure, unfettered nihilism. Also sidenote that Worth shows up in Stargate and has a similar character to this movie, most notably his character arc from nihilist to hopeful and joyous. Though he's definitely more neurotic there. Edit: I just realized I didn't even touch on the theology side of things, dammit
@@slightlyoffensivedadjokes I am a religious person, so my take is naturally biased. But I really wouldn't go so far as to "lmao religion no exist hrrbrdrr look at them all they do is cope" even if I didnt, because that's just one way to shit on many people's beliefs. You may have not put it that way, but it certainly comes off as offensive. My purpose for believing in my religion, is because my prayers have always come true. I'm not shitting here, they always have, even in my darkest times. Let me admit here, I was far from a religious person, if anything I was an agnost. Believing that a God existed but not really caring about following His rules or worshipping Him at all. I wasnt faithful in the slightest nor did I care about the concept of religion as a whole. If someone convinced me perhaps I would've become an atheist entirely. And then my life just...changed. Now, I have no reason to disbelieve in it. And the case is true for many people. Its not just smth we blindly use to cope with the fear of there being nothing, because in modern day many people are athiests who legitimately believe there is nothing after death and no God that will hold them accountable, and they seem to be living with that just fine. If they can then so can we. And many of us do. But then why do we believe? Because we found things that helped us believe. Historical and religious landmarks, real life events coinciding with information in holy books, wishes getting fulfilled, prayers being answered etc etc, our reasons for belief is different on a case by case basis. But we have found our proof, and that is why we believe. We do not "cope". I hate this "there is no proof" argument. "Its smth we cant see ergo it doesnt exist". Seeing is not always believing. Many years ago, the existence of bacteria wasnt even acknowledged since it was smth we couldnt see. But later on we found a way to discover it. How are we so sure the same cant happen here? How can anyone say science is the definitive proof, when science is openly admitted to be ever changing? Just cause people cannot find proof of God now, doesn't mean it will never find it. I wont force my ideology of "God is real and religion is the absolute truth" on you or anyone with this message, because that is not my point here and I could care less about anyone else's religious beliefs. Its these subtle jabs at the concept of religion i see everywhere that get me talking. Again, my take is incredibly biased, I admit, and I also acknowledge your point did not revolve so much around religion as it did around purpose and unity. But those few lines set me off, so here's my incredibly long tangent.
@@mcbedo6568Wait bro, nothing has any inherent meaning, that's all. You can crrate your own. But if you claim something exists, it'll only be a claim unless you also have some sort of convcing proof/evidence. Otherwise, theoretically anythying could be anything, but evidence and proof are needed if people value truth and fact, trying to understand reality as accurately as possible, to describe and understand reality. We needed confirmable, observable, testable proof of bacteria in order for the claim that bacteria exists to have any credit at all. If you said you believe in god, and people point out that there's no scientific/material proof of the existence of god, they're simply pointing out a fact, you can still have your personal beliefs and bias, but if god existed I'd only want to believe in it because it was the most evident and logical conclusion, aside from EVERY other possibility, free from contradictions, fallacies and my personal feelings.
Not only is it the logic behind religion. It's also the logic behind conspiracy theories. The idea of everything going to shit because of a worldwide conspiracy, is a lot less scary than the idea that it's all your fault.
It was from a nostalgia critic video, the producers for the movie hit him up and he gave them the video, to which they made a whole movie around that one scene.
Plot twist: Todd Howard didn’t get dehydrated and actually made it out alive. He will go on to create the next Cube, a version of Skyrim with other slightly different versions of Skyrim on all sides of it.
@@dotcomgamingd5564 Yeah. The dumb BS answers in C0 should've never existed. And let's hope Cubed, if it ever will exist, will not try to answer questions.
Yeah! The cube actually interested me and I felt chills pass through my body as Pyro summarized it/showed us clips. But when he got to Cube 2, I was just waiting for what happened next. + the ending wasn't satisfying(to me at least). Cube was one of the movies that didn't need a sequel.
Is it just me, or is Pyro really good at this? Every time he makes this kind of video, he not only reviews it well, but he finds abstract concepts and proceeds to explore it deeper. That’s probably one of the best qualities any critic or reviewer could have
Shocking, right? His breakdown on HDTF in past is what bring me to his channel. But i barely can watch any of his other videos, created for 10-years old with thumbnails for 5's old.
You sound surprised that a content creator who edits videos for a living can decently analyze film concepts, lmao. To be fair, it's not hard to be all introspective and analyze a movie; they're meant to be picked apart and speculated. He's missing spoiler warnings for people who haven't seen the movie though, that's definitely a misstep. I'm not bashing this "review," but I think Dunkey, YMS, and ralphthemoviemaker's reviews are much more coherent and explain things in a more composed way, just to name a few. This type of video is not in Pyro's wheelhouse, so it's kind of goofy to expect much, but I'm not saying that he couldn't improve.
I actually cried when I first saw the ending of Cube for the first time. Kazan was the one I was rooting for this whole time to escape the cube since he first appeared in the movie and I've always felt bad for him whenever he gets scolded for his autism or whenever he whimpers at which room he doesn't like. Seeing him being the only one to survive due to him turning out to be really helpful in the end was one of the few times I actually cried at a film's ending.
Spoiler. If you watched Cube Zero you will find out that the white room is a trap too. After you get to the white room you are asked if you believe in God if you answear No you get incinerated...nobody knows what happens if you answear Yes but I bet that no matter the answear you die anyway.
I’m gonna say this right now. Kazan is an amazing representation of mentally disabled people. I myself am autistic and I have a brother who is just as challenged as Kazan. Kazan is an amazing character imo. They didn’t just make him loud and stupid, they actually took the time to make his character realistic to mentally challenged people. He actually is smart and has his own strengths and weaknesses, he’s a person too, just different. The way he acts is amazing and I feel like I’m watching myself and my brother on screen. No one talks about how great kazans character is. Also, the fact that he’s the only one who escaped Is amazing.
Honestly, movies that accurately portray mentally challenged people ( like autism) are usually good. A really good representation of mental illness portrayed right in a movie is peanut butter falcon, which they cast someone with Down syndrome to play the main character who has Down syndrome. Movies that treat mental illnesses like they are superpowers is just making others take people with that mental illness. Also bonus thought: the good doctor ( tv show) has a main character with autism, and it seems like he has super autism powers, but he actually has both autism and another mental condition that gives him his “super powers”
@@eddiehunter1887 yeah! I agree. I don’t like portraying autistic characters as either stupid people, or geniuses with no symptoms, I can appreciate when a movie does their research and portrays it right
EY BANGER PYRO love ur stuff man. I try to be as funny as u in my videos and u inspire me to chase my dreams and put hours into my videos love u man NO HOMO and i got one of ur m2's
Man: gets ripped into several pieces RUclips: lmao thats badass Pyrocynical: says dead instead of game ended RUclips: *audibly loads shotgun* edit: thanks for the mold kind stranger I will tie my wife up to a tree with it and tell her I love my daughter more than her
Actors for the first movie: Ok so wheres the script? Director: here Actors: But its only 5 pages long is the movie like 20 minutes long or something? Director: No its an hour and 30 minutes long Actors: :|
Pyro, I’m rewatching some of your old video right and I hear at the end if the video right before the outro that that song from Okami. The feel of nostalgia is amazing so thank you for that!
I actually got to meet David Hewlett (Worth) at a Stargate convention a few years ago. He's a great guy, very nice, funny, and clearly smart. I hope he gets more roles in mainstream movies.
@@sabinfigaro7334 This is straight up blasphemy dude! Just kidding, I didnt like David Hewlett´s Character in Stargate very much. But that has nothing to say about the person he is or if he's a good actor
cube one's plot: people in a spooky box but the plot is actually better than you think. cube two's plot: people in a spooky box but the plot is actually worse than you think.
Pyro: Quinten is the first person to appear
Cheese grated man: *Am I a joke to you?*
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Birb no
@@myrul233 lmao make ur own comment than
Not funny..Didn’t laugh.
@@noblechief4023 splish splash your opinion is trash
Quinten: *a well thought out character*
Simon: *stabby stabby*
Older Simon: snappy snappy
Simon=le spy
*simon is a spy!*
Simon: imma stabby stab ya
@@djingomachinima8929 at a friendly reunion in 2fort
Something that I love about that opening scene is that the character who got sliced in the beginning is part of the same group as the other characters, poor bastard just took the wrong door and never met them since they all arrive within the same proximity as each other, which gives an idea how big this place is since they never run into his corpse.
Nuclearpoweredturtle Just think of all the other potential group members. In fact, if things had gone differently, It could have been a totally different group.
Ethan Freeman it would’ve been awesome if the sequel told that other group’s story
They did run into Rennes corpse.
Hi
@@bellaraine5263 He was talking about Anderson, the person who died before Quentin appeared. Rennez did meet the other group, but he was killed off
To makes things worse, they forcefully confirm that Kazan is one of the creators / monitors of the cube / torture in Cube Zero and was handicapped as punishment for helping people escape. Which is in and of itself horrible because brain damage and disability are not just super conveniently interchangeable things.
the implication of Cube Zero was that Wynn was Kazan, but there was no confirmation except his desire to go back to a differently colored room
@@quinnmarchese6313 the creators of cube zero said that they aren't the same character but that kazan did have the same fate. Which in my mind, is bullshit. Also cube 2 and 3 were made by completely different people so I don't count them as being Canon.
@@stretchscreamers which is just stupid because 1) Kazan is clearly meant to be autistic, and 2) how the shitting hell can he do all those calculations after being lobotomised?
"This is a pretty common thing in horror movies"
*shows Spy Kids*
Yeah 😂😂😂
Typical Pyro
Aerosynthesis thank you for explaining the joke
What's your point. Spy kids was so unbelievable scary I literally shit myself while watching it
When?
I actually just realized something that might be interesting.
The only person to escape the cube is kazan, right? Well he happens to be the only person who probably wouldn't be believed if he managed to tell someone what happened.
That's dark
It's called cube zero
Hunter Thomas I really don’t want expo for him though. I think it’s far more interesting without an explanation
@@navebushes5717 same
Watch Cube Zero it explains SO much! Including why Kazan was the way he was. Might even be my favorite of the series. I don’t like too many cliffhangers where the audience is meant to draw their own conclusions, but this ties up loose ends! Great prequel!
I hope I'm not the only one saying this, but I unironically love when pyro makes videos/reviews on whatever he wants, he is so well spoken and entertaining to listen to.
Lewis Hamilton sameeee
Oh shit it’s Hamilton
I’m calling Richard Hammond!
These people seem to have an unhealthy obsession petscop 2
Yes!
Saamee my dide
Honestly the best part of the original Cube was when one of the characters stood on that piece of broken glass from the girls broken glasses and they figured out they could have just stayed in the room they met in because it was the one that rotated to the exit space.
Fucking brilliant.
And logically it makes sense too! If you're gonna dump someone in a moving labyrinth, why go to the trouble of depositing them in the middle when there's so little effort in just leaving them by the "entrance."
Dropping in a whole year late just to say that it was the girl who stepped on the shard of her own glasses, which I think adds a certain *chef's kiss* to it all
@@Roxirin Which considering the fact that she was the one who wanted to stay, makes it even better.
Just gonna drop in an year later
“The blind girl giving her insight”
very funny pyro.
Just now realized this joke...
Liam McFadden I don’t get it?
Frankenspine BLIND girl giving her inSIGHT
ill get my blind friend to say a few words:
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government of canada you are doing fine 👍
Honestly, the cube was a movie that didn’t need a sequel
i fell like they could have made a sequel, but this is shit
Doing a direct sequel is too obvious. There are horror movies that have similar emotional journeys, involve people being trapped in an single environment (with a central intrigue) or have similarly bleak tones. 'Saw' felt similar to Cube. An acquaintance of mine who hated Cube (and hasn't forgiven me for recommending it to him) made tonal comparisons to a 2008 finnish film called Sauna (which he has forgiven me for recommending to him).
The problem with a Cube sequel or prequel is that they would have to subvert expectations in a radical enough way to depart from the original and avoid the temptation of providing cheap answers to questions left unanswered by the original. A cube sequel would kind of have to be the anti-cube to thwart expectations.
Victor Cates i do agree with you, but i do think that if they made a sequel, they could have done better
Which is why it doesn't. In my mind. Cube 2 was just a parody of that movie
That would make much more sense for them to make such a shitty movie
I love how he's allowed to show extremely realistic CGI gore but he can't say "kill"
@Lemon Demon what fid
@Lemon Demon ok
@Garcello can you give me enough information to find said video
If you're talking about the guy dying in the intro of Cube, that's not CGI; it's a practical effect.
@glitchon evil
What sucks is that even if Kazan tells people about what happened, nobody would believe him because of his disability.
Bruh
Honestly, nobody would believe him, regardless of his disability.
@@cleversmart0303 nah if someone was charismatic enough, he could convince people that it really did happen. Don’t forget that flat earthers exist.
you mean brain damage but yes
“The only thing scarier than a giant, unbeatable corporation or government watching over you is no one at all.” Has to be one of the most insightful and terrifying statements I’ve ever heard from a review.
That’s why Portal 1 is pretty scary if you go into it blind. You’re put into sterile, empty test chambers with nobody but a robotic voice guiding you. There are obvious rooms meant for monitoring you everywhere but they are all empty. Valve did a fantastic job
That’s why I’m scared of darkness I don’t know what’s there maybe nothing but if it was I wouldn’t know
Yea when I heard that line I was like...
Yea why do think so many people believe in a religion
- The Man who Made MLG Teletubbies
@@taxevasion4870 lmao
27:07 Imagine waking up in a bright white room and then Todd Howard comes in and tries to sell you Fallout 76.
S E N T T O H E C K
Hell itself.
Id want to hang myself too
@@cakefromthefuture8566 walked right into that Gamestop, same as us, and that brainlet over there.
What the hell
I legit f*cking lost it when Woman jumped into a Windows Movie Maker effect.
lol
35:04
I was just in stunned silence. I couldn't speak or breathe for like ten seconds. Probably didn't blink either like damn.
we moved on from Woman, Alex. It's kate- I'm getting r/wooshed dammit aren't i
@@brittanysteele5079 r/woosh
I give this movie credit, the man saying “where are the goddamn numbers” means he was in the old cube. pretty creative
When I saw the thumbnail I was legitimately scared that Logan Paul made a sequel to Airplane Mode.
Same I was terrified
Almost game ended myself
Almost about to commit not living
@@HussiAli123 About to commit broken neck bone
I was about to kermit sewer side
Did you guys know that the set contained just one cube, changed to different colours by means of gel panels. Since it was a time-consuming process to change from one to another, the film was not shot in sequence, rather colour-by-colour. The red gels were the first to be installed, meaning all scenes in red rooms were shot first. As it happens, red rooms contain the most dialog-heavy scenes in the film, including Worth's big "there is no conspiracy" speech to Holloway. The film had a modest budget and a tight schedule, and David Hewlett recalled being very apprehensive at shooting scenes that contained pages of pure dialog on his part very early in the shoot. He also felt that Worth's line "Well I feel better" after his rant to Holloway rang immensely true on a personal level, as the remainder of the shoot was much less dependent on his memorisation.
Modest budget? They only had 350k. That’s practically nothing for movies.
@@basedpump946 I think modest means smaller
@@glitched8975 modest means a smaller budget.
I expected as much. Seems like they just made a/some extra panel/s for when they opened any hatches / when showing an opening to another room recorded from the outside to the inside. which is pretty genius and money efficient.
@My Secret Account its the 90s, where the age of CG and green screen is new and considered bland and ugly in movies
Pyro 2014: MLG
Pyro 2019: Let's talk about cubes
RelentlessNebula 813
"People are trapped inside the cube. The cube is bad. There are traps. I have to pay my ex-wife's alimony." - something that would be funny to make fun of
Pyro’s movie reviews are honestly one of the best parts of his channel. He dives into the movie and is amazing at explaining why things work and why they don’t. He tells exactly what he thinks and is genuine in what he says, and it sounds like he enjoys making these videos even if he thinks the movie is horrible because he can get a laugh anyways.
@SharkTank reading is a power sure only a handful of chosen ones posses. YouYouMore was saying, that Pyro is amazing at EXPLAINING why things work and why they don´t
Plus fortnite
kudos for yr profile picture
Non of your Business thanks
SharkTank what works and what doesn’t work in the movie. Some scenes may be good ideas but might not fit the tone the movie. Something that might be hard too see from a first viewing
I could legitimately listen to Pyro talking about movies for 100’s of hours
I agree, I hope we get more videos like this, especially positive videos talking about the good parts of cult classics.
Ok noob
I'd kill for a Pyro video reviewing Alien
ok noob
Everyone: "make petscop 2"
Pyro: "you guys heard of C U B E"
Holy fuck I got baited, I legit thought this was petscop 2. Fuck you pyro for that title.
You rat, Micah.
I legit thought this was petscop 2 for a minute when I saw the title
Pyro is basically pulling a gabe Newell on us
Pyro have you made Petscop 2 yet?
Pyro: Well yes, but actually no
You rat
Why do movies always have a character that hacked the pentagon like how is that even possible
WAKE IP THEY HIT THE PENTAGON HOLY SHIT THEY HIT THE PENTAGON
For the sake of gaining information instantly. I got into software engineering major because of all these cool gigs in movies (begin with Matrix), but holy crap, I still feel like it's just a hollow dream to do all that even with my knowledge right now.
@ Yeah, that’s what I mean. It’s impossible or nearly impossible to hack the pentagon, especially in a short amount of time.
they just typed 10001110110100 on their computer and said "I'm in"
Gary Mckinnon would like to have a word with you
"Cube 2: Hypercube" sounds like a bad 2011 RUclips parody
It sounds like a gamecube ripoff
Cube Zero sounds like an edgy 2005 anime based on Cube.
Cube two: electric cubealoo
Looks like one as well.
my favourite part is where they make a Karen joke ahead of its time
Holloway: “my name’s Helen.”
Worth: “yeah you seem like a helen”
Did she take the kids?
funny username 420 likes
Oh helen you blind bitch
Pyro: if someone narrated the opening scene, the whole aesthetic would be ruined
Also Pyro: ‘a man wakes up in a room unfamiliar to him, dazed and confused...’
Noice
I know you’re joking, but having an analysis video narrated is far different than watching the actual films themselves. He’s describing the aesthetic to us, as opposed to trying to have us experience it. That would require watching the films themselves (which, at least for the first one, is highly suggested).
@@christopherlowery3797 yeah pretty much. This video essay have a very different purpose than the movie.
you're finally awake
*welyn in the background*
"So Worth disappoints himself, before the world can do it for him." I don't know why, but I love that line. Also, amazing work all around for this video to be honest.
Everyone: "We want petscop 2"
Pyro: " *Turns into Kazan* Hey guys, ever heard of C U B E"
this is on par with petscop tho
Hey, if Quentin just died in that sound trap then the rest of the group would have lived
I would say yes, but i gotta see the whole review again to see if theirs anything wrong with this :/
@@zeoky5068 well the older woman (can't remember her name) might have died, cuz no one be able to grab her if she went out of the cube, but the other 3 defo could have lived.
@@x-menlol1613 yeah you're right, you get a good job from me
@@x-menlol1613 also the older woman would have died either which way then
@@zeoky5068 ya, so only 3 of them would have lived if Quentin died in the sound trap, I wonder if they guy who couldn't stop speaking was trying to help the others. Probably not, but u can wonder.
Pyro: Makes a 40 minute movie review
Everyone else: Where's petscop 2
MemeScoper profile pic checks out
@@1nuy45h1 lol
i noticed that pyro skipped over leavens death, which confused me because her death was shocking.
Quentin opened up to leaven when he “kidnapped” her, which made us think that he trusted leaven and didnt want to do any harm to her.
obviously that changed as he gets more and more aggressive as each scene goes on, but when he stabs leaven and kills her, it just goes to prove that no matter who you make amends with, they can always *stab you in the back.*
I was confused when he says she is a blank slate. She shows over times that she has a great dislike to... people below her, like, sorry, Kazan (she grumbled when Kazan has to pee, when he blocked her way when she was counting the cube's dimension with steps, and when she was agreeing with Quentin to leave Kazan), and became pretty arrogant when she became the key for identifying the traps. "Brain over beauty" like she said.
However, when they were stuck with that power prime and prime problem, she felt powerless, then was shocked by Kazan's ability on that one. She can be on his side now from times to times, perhaps for the way to keep him alive and for her to survive, but at the end, when she bonded with Worht about the outside world is filled with boundless human stupidity, she is the one who couraged him by saying, "I can live with that.", showing that she can and will consider the people below her, like, I'm sorry, Kazan.
On the other hand, she became more hostile and stood up at the person she relied since the start: Quentin. "Stay away from me." and all those, especially shown after Holloway is gone. She's the only woman, a girl at that, among the group now, especially with Holloway's suspicion of Quentin's fondness of young girl before.
I'm not fond of arrogant characters, doesn't matter even if they've gone through development, so she's not my favorite, but I got to say how they handled her character is pretty brilliant too. All of them are, until the sequel.
“Horror movie”
*Shows Spy Kids*
Jon Malo
Hey, those thumb people were creepy
*whats the diffi-*
@@Nowaythisisnt there isn't one
I don't understand, what's wrong with the statement?
Damn straight
"Mom, can we have Petscop 2?"
"No we have Petscop 2 at home"
*Petscop 2 at home:* CUBE
DragonbornX45 I’m surprised this has no comments👽
aggiN
Hell yeah nice profile pick
Boot it
“Mom, can we have a good comment section”
“No, we have a comment section at home”
The comment section at home: @DragonbornX45
Fans: “So can we have the Petscop sequel n-”
Pyro: “I’m taking this cube thing with me”
god damnit, I love that movie.
*Holloway smiles as she is being lifted*
Quentin: "you know me doc... I don't ever quit.."
*Prowler's theme plays as Holloway falls to her death*
Not gonna lie, I am so glad that pyro even said something about this movie or I would never know about such a good movie
God that’s a legendary reference. Thank you.
HybridXg same
There were parts of cube that actually terrified me, like genuine fear, especially as they were walking through the sound activated trap.
Quentin start of the movie: "It's okay, I'm not going to hurt you"
Quentin end of the movie: Killed most of the characters
Me vs the person you tell me not to worry about.
Well he only hurt Holloway with that slap. Her death occured with her falling into an oblivion and crashing into God knows where, and she hurt from only that, most likely
@@IABITVpresents he killed the final characters...
@@TheDisturbingPanda And that also.
Piercing Leaven through the chest with the door handle, and attacking Worth as well
But he only said "I'm not gonna hurt you" to Holloway...
@@IABITVpresents he said that to Leaven to
"Also, we have the blind girl giving her insight"
Good job.
Blind girl giving insight? Did they watch The Langoliers for a tad bit inspiration.
This is honestly one of the most fascinating videos I’ve ever seen from you. Normally I don’t watch 40 minute long movie reviews with only a few scattered memes but I genuinely found this extremely interesting and watched it til the end.
facts hes really good at this
Ragland yeah remember that one video he made
@@shigz5722 the one about the pokemon game for the ps1? Never heard of it
40 mins?! Felt like 10
Jesus fecking Christ 666 likes??? Holy shit
So the main characters of Hypercube are:
1. An Actually Decent Character (Kate)
2. Thirsty Girl
3. Knife Lover
4. Nerd Emoji
5. Pasta name
6. Todd Howard
7. And a Boomer
Yea, this movie has a great cast
Guy gets sliced into squares - "OK, fine."
Pyro says "kill" - "We will game-end your monetization!"
This isn't the Petscop 2 we asked for, but it was the Petscop 2 that we deserved.
Dj Greasy Waffle no, it’s the petscop 2 we deserved
The distracted driver no that is petscop 3
Petscop Cube
Cubescop
RUclips unsubscribed me from Pyrocynical... wtf youtube
11:42
Pyrocynical: "This is a pretty common trope in horror movies"
Also Pyrocynical: SHOWS A CLIP FROM SPY KIDS
Hari Menon u clearly havent seen spy kids if u dont think its a horror, the thumb people still give me nightmares
KING HEEZUS u right
@@heezythecasual
Finally I'm validated
This is clearly a copied comment, I saw the original comment and it was created 5 days ago, and this one.. 3 days ago
@@evagolianspaghetto2726 i promise you it wasn't intentionally copied. I started following pyro like a week ago and just got around to watching his older stuff.
I often come back to this video, or the ones about The Platform, Cry of Fear or Far Cry, when I want to listen to something familiar that lasts long enough (for the auditory stimulus / attention regulation). I really enjoy listening to you actually give genuine comments and analyses on media, especially because of your personal style.
I know they take tons of time and effort so I can't say like "hurry up lol", but I always look forward to the next one :)
They should rename Cube 2 to Square because the characters were 2-dimensional.
You earned my like, good job
@@Thecactuar thanks
a good joke on youtube wow thats rare
stop stop, theyre already dead...
Fuck, I chuckled. You noew deserve my like.
"horror movies"
*shows spy kids
Bro that movie was a spook fest...so scary
boi when i was a kid i was fucking TERRIFIED of the hand people things
@@enricobianchi4499 haha lol. Tough
**staring jacksfilms as: the human thumb**
Edit: i just realized I don't know who the guy whose head is fucking huge
I like lele pons hahahahahaahahahahhahhaah
11:42 "this is a pretty common trope in horror movies"
*shows spy kids*
Holy shit that played when I saw it
original name thats the joke
Good Boi amazing
One thing I like about the cube is that the characters really act reasonable. Like, when they point out there's three numbers, I immediately thought of coordinates. And the characters did, too! When they found the side wall, but were up high, the realized they needed to get down. I know it's a small thing, but it's so annoying that some movies build "tension" because the characters don't get out or stand still for absolutely no reason but that the plot wouldn't work otherwise.
Also, there are far fewer cubes of a single prime than primes below 100, so it makes actual sense that they got lucky for so long.
Nerd Explains explained it pretty well, but when they found out a certain set of numbers, they should've waited for the cubes to move and they would be at the bridge room to the exit. But obviously that wouldn't be fun in a movie, because plot
"I collect knives" pulls out the most generic looking knife ever seen
Would you carry your expensive rare knife around with you or would you rather just have one of the generic ones incase shit goes awol?
@@kawabatayuri Same but for me with Shoes
Knife looks like a Roblox 2007 SFOTH default sword that was shrunk and blackified
@@bloodyhell8201 Awohl? Do you mean AWOL? Away Without Official Leave? That is just desertion
@@supasoljas7824 yes, i meant away without official leave
Yes, i'm aware it means desertion
My point stands, when i said "go awol" i meant "get out of hand in an unexpected manner"
Every once in a while, Pyro shows that he is capable of incredible analysis and can really grip his audience. I like this content more than funny meme.
Samurai Donkey That's why we need Petscop 2
28:21 just thought you had to see that
Cough* pewdiepie cough*
im not crazy right there is a game about this exact thing what was first the game or the movie?
no you dont
dont lie to yourself
There's one detail you missed about Hypercube that actually one of the only good pieces of writing in the film. When Simon shows up older after getting his eye stabbed, you asked how he survived this long. Check out all those watches on his arm. He's been killing and eating duplicates of Jerry over and over again for years.
Not sure if that really explains how he survived being stabbed in the eye with no medical attention. Surely you would die from that, right?
Brodie Hartog well as long as the knife isnt long enough to go through your eye and into the brain then im pretty sure you’d survive,but obviously you’d lose your sight in that eye and it would fucking hurt a lot,but you’d probably survive
Not just Jerry, but the girl he was hired to find, AND I think himself once, which was why he had 2 silver bracelets.
Tbh, I'm very disappointed that one of the first things I find when I search Cube Movie is a video shitting on the sequel. It was stupid but brilliant, and my personal favorite.
@@LampDoesVideogame He does the same thing in his Condemned video, heaps praise on the first game and shits on the sequel, even though a lot of people prefer the sequel.
@@jakefoley9539 Was it a lot campier? Ye. Did it try to be as tense? No. Was it a hell of a lot more interesting of a concept altogether? Yes.
Y'know, the scene in 2 where they stumble across their own bodies, dead of dehydration, could've been better if they weren't all in unique clothes. Stumbling across their own bodies, with the only indicator of who's who being the name printed on their jackets; otherwise an empty husk.
Pyro: Gives us this new series
We: Boot it
*Didn't expect that guy to actually sound exactly like Todd*
it just works
@@actuallyvulk God damn.
4x the detail new cube
Hey, hey you! You want a copy of fallout 76?
Who’s laughing now
Cube: The good one
Cube 2: The atrocious one
Cube Zero: The Christian one
*Do you believe in God?*
@@ambozz3726 *DO YOU IS GOD IS BELIEVE.*
@@ambozz3726 nah
@@ambozz3726 No
@@satan1626 that doesn't make sense Satan. You rebelled against him, didn't you?
When the man gets cut into chunks, he was actually cake
Cake
Cake
It’s a lie tho
Mmm, strawberry cake
"oh shit its petscop 2"
-that one dude who was wrong
*right
That one person was me.
This is pretty close to Petscop.
Be honest, it's all of us.
Ahem
Do I see petscop 2?
Let me start this
Jaywalking
The Netflix devs are gonna be so confused why all of the sudden 1 millions people are watching the Cube
I was about to search it right now while reading your comment lol
@@NakaJhon I just looked at it and it not on it
Datz10 it’s on Vudu for free with some ad breaks though, so there’s that
Not on netflix if you want it you can find it on tubi tv
anyone who wants to watch any movie free, go to twitter and search for popcorntime then download ther link. for mobile you can download cinema time in the appstore
"Usually a common trope in horror movies" *shows spy kids*
I see no problem, Spy Kids is fucking terrifying
Yes! Yes! You got the joke!
I actually had nightmares from those thumb people when I was a kid.
JoaoM oof
I actually had fun with Spy Kids
"the only thing scarier than a big, unbeatable government or corporation watching over you is no one at all" is such a fantastic line, but it also made me think; is this the logic behind religious people? because although I am very secular myself I understand the comfort of feeling like everything has a purpose, that there is something above us that finely tuned everything, and the concept that there is nothing watching us is terrifying. maybe that's another parallel you could draw to this movie.
@@mattmurphy7030 that's a really really good take and I really agree. us humans try to find meaning in our universe and our existence because we need to. to think that humans are completely accidental and have no intrinsic or bigger meaning is inherently uncomfortable and most people just can't accept that. religion is the most common coping mechanism, because it's comforting to imagine a creator who gives us a purpose and beauty, but the reality is is that there is no empirical evidence to prove this and there is no obvious purpose. not that the pursuit of that purpose is necessarily pointless since it's just to bring us comfort, but life just is, with all its cruelty and bliss, it just is.
and yeah, we are left with is relationships, and there will always be people who will consider others a threat and stop us from uniting together, and frankly we can't do anything to eliminate that thinking. we can never unite as human beings, and that's just our nature.
yeah I really appreciate your take and I think this movie does a really apt job of portraying this specific perspective.
I'm a little sleep deprived right now so forgive me for referencing the sequel, but if I remember correctly the prequel third film actually "reveals" what happens when someone escapes the cube. (I don't want to regard any other film as canon save for the first one but bear with me) and what happens is that after they enter the white room someone asks them if they believe in God or not.
Here's my personal take though. The cube is definitely a reference to nihilism and different responses to that seemingly insurmountable problem, death. Some people just accept the absurdity of it and have already given into the whimsy of the entity, others fight and kill each other for a brief escape in a power fantasy, one may just be trying to make it and then you have people like Kazan who seems to have everything already figured out yet isn't capable of properly communicating how he got to his conclusions with the group.
The dim, confusing rooms throwing people from one place to the next with no guidance. The silence of a seemingly unmonitored box totaling somewhere around seventeen thousand rooms only broken by these rooms shifting and confusing the layout further. The unknowns as to if you're the only people within the cube. The fear of finding someone who had preceded you. The fear of death by dehydration and starvation, outside of the traps.
It's a machine, like any other. Yet it leaves so many questions unanswered; Why was it built? Who built it? Where are they? Why us? Do they want us to live through this? What are they going to do to us if we get out? Are they even here? If we get out, where will we be? How do I know what kind of sensors the other room is using? I can't do math, what do all these funny numbers mean? And so on, and so on.
It feels analogous to life to me in these ways, an unguided experience save for the people that surround you giving you advice they've figured out already. A scary march forward with no real ending to be seen than to just be another casualty of the cube itself. Questions upon questions about what your purpose is, and how you can survive. Wondering if the intentions of those around you is pure or not. Is there a higher plan to this machine? Or are we merely just victims of circumstance here.
I really didn't like the twist ending that Cube had though, I genuinely think that Leaven, Worth and Kazan all could have made it. Quentin was so far beneath them and had to navigate so many potentially trapped rooms without boots, bait or Kazan it's so inplausible that it's going to persistently bother me forever because no book nor film can recreate this genie in a bottle that was Cube (1997).
I don't think I'm going to re-experience discovering this movie for the first time, but I can remember what it was like. This pure fear of the unknown, terrible titan of a slaughterhouse. Because I can imagine what it'd be like to wake up there, and I believe that everyone who has seen the movie has had that thought of combating pure, unfettered nihilism.
Also sidenote that Worth shows up in Stargate and has a similar character to this movie, most notably his character arc from nihilist to hopeful and joyous. Though he's definitely more neurotic there.
Edit: I just realized I didn't even touch on the theology side of things, dammit
@@slightlyoffensivedadjokes I am a religious person, so my take is naturally biased. But I really wouldn't go so far as to "lmao religion no exist hrrbrdrr look at them all they do is cope" even if I didnt, because that's just one way to shit on many people's beliefs. You may have not put it that way, but it certainly comes off as offensive.
My purpose for believing in my religion, is because my prayers have always come true. I'm not shitting here, they always have, even in my darkest times. Let me admit here, I was far from a religious person, if anything I was an agnost. Believing that a God existed but not really caring about following His rules or worshipping Him at all. I wasnt faithful in the slightest nor did I care about the concept of religion as a whole. If someone convinced me perhaps I would've become an atheist entirely.
And then my life just...changed. Now, I have no reason to disbelieve in it. And the case is true for many people.
Its not just smth we blindly use to cope with the fear of there being nothing, because in modern day many people are athiests who legitimately believe there is nothing after death and no God that will hold them accountable, and they seem to be living with that just fine. If they can then so can we. And many of us do.
But then why do we believe? Because we found things that helped us believe. Historical and religious landmarks, real life events coinciding with information in holy books, wishes getting fulfilled, prayers being answered etc etc, our reasons for belief is different on a case by case basis. But we have found our proof, and that is why we believe. We do not "cope".
I hate this "there is no proof" argument. "Its smth we cant see ergo it doesnt exist". Seeing is not always believing. Many years ago, the existence of bacteria wasnt even acknowledged since it was smth we couldnt see. But later on we found a way to discover it. How are we so sure the same cant happen here?
How can anyone say science is the definitive proof, when science is openly admitted to be ever changing? Just cause people cannot find proof of God now, doesn't mean it will never find it.
I wont force my ideology of "God is real and religion is the absolute truth" on you or anyone with this message, because that is not my point here and I could care less about anyone else's religious beliefs. Its these subtle jabs at the concept of religion i see everywhere that get me talking.
Again, my take is incredibly biased, I admit, and I also acknowledge your point did not revolve so much around religion as it did around purpose and unity. But those few lines set me off, so here's my incredibly long tangent.
@@mcbedo6568Wait bro, nothing has any inherent meaning, that's all. You can crrate your own. But if you claim something exists, it'll only be a claim unless you also have some sort of convcing proof/evidence. Otherwise, theoretically anythying could be anything, but evidence and proof are needed if people value truth and fact, trying to understand reality as accurately as possible, to describe and understand reality. We needed confirmable, observable, testable proof of bacteria in order for the claim that bacteria exists to have any credit at all. If you said you believe in god, and people point out that there's no scientific/material proof of the existence of god, they're simply pointing out a fact, you can still have your personal beliefs and bias, but if god existed I'd only want to believe in it because it was the most evident and logical conclusion, aside from EVERY other possibility, free from contradictions, fallacies and my personal feelings.
Not only is it the logic behind religion. It's also the logic behind conspiracy theories. The idea of everything going to shit because of a worldwide conspiracy, is a lot less scary than the idea that it's all your fault.
Jerry’s first “death” looked like something out of a Nostalgia Critic video.
That's just what I was thinking.
Except worse somehow
It was from a nostalgia critic video, the producers for the movie hit him up and he gave them the video, to which they made a whole movie around that one scene.
Lmao
R/saronicast
Everyone's asking about Petscop 2 but they're really just asking for hours of Pyro
gæ Sounds
Plot twist: Todd Howard didn’t get dehydrated and actually made it out alive. He will go on to create the next Cube, a version of Skyrim with other slightly different versions of Skyrim on all sides of it.
... Oh...
Each room has Skyrim with one mod on it. You dont know if its a Helpful or Harmful mod
16x times the detail of cube 1
4x the cube size of cube 1
Can confirm
@@toddhoward7649 i cant tell if you are the real dude
I remember there being a entire game based off Cube,having shoe throwing and traps
Half dead
And write in youtube cube movie game and there is the best game remake in the world
The CGI in cube 2 looks like a 3rd grader trying blender for the first time.
Probably wrote the script, too.
maybe a newborn
Atleast the 3rd grader didn’t it better than this
On a Windows Vista
Nah, I think it is grown ass adults making this. But also I think it would go better if a 3rd grader did do it.
This is the closest we’ll ever get to Petscop 2
Nice
@@kenkarsonator609 not nice
Rerorerorerorero
I don’t even want it anymore. I want a makeup tutorial
This is so sad
Let’s just agree that Cube 2: Hypercube shouldn’t be considered cannon and should be ignored like Shrek the Third.
Way ahead of you.
Same with Cube Zero. Making it canon retroactively makes the first one worse.
@@dotcomgamingd5564 Yeah. The dumb BS answers in C0 should've never existed.
And let's hope Cubed, if it ever will exist, will not try to answer questions.
I will expect that cube 2 sucks but don’t talk about our lord and savior like that that movie is the second bible 😂
don’t disrespect the shrek series like that
I love when Pyrocynical does in depth movie reviews like this
"He has aged drastically," "How did he survive without water?"
Hmm, so Spy from TF2 drinks blood. Good to know.
I want to know what the fuck is that profile pic
He used the deadringer every time he was about to die of dehydration
nice name خرا
@@Manisfast hah a funni
@@pullie420 cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/627370302032183296/627434602583293955/image0-3-1.png your welcome
The cube seems terrifying, whereas the sequel is a Fortnite funny.
WHAT THE FUUUUUCK!? WHERES MY FORTNITE FUNNIES!? *_REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE_*
the cube is minecraft, hypercube is fortnite.
Yeah! The cube actually interested me and I felt chills pass through my body as Pyro summarized it/showed us clips. But when he got to Cube 2, I was just waiting for what happened next. + the ending wasn't satisfying(to me at least). Cube was one of the movies that didn't need a sequel.
@@alotofpain9926 minecraft isn't scary
Christian Red have you been in the mines?
Whenever I go to turn on my computer:
BOOT IT
When I see any bugs in my room except spiders:
BOOT IT.
Whenever a mexican mom is mad at their child
BOOT IT
@@Fruitless1 Little too far, mate.
Its true tho
Whenever i need to turn my computer off and on again
reBOOT IT
In conclusion, cube 1 was like portal. Cube 2 was like Gta online but the children that play it are on lsd too.
These Mr Beast challenges are getting out of hand
Yo that’s crazy
Last person to get brutally executed wins 10 million dollars!
Twitter will take this personally
This is what happens to the people that get cancelled
On Twitter
Not gonna lie, I’d like to see more types of videos like this.
Fat cry 3
unfortunately it's harder to make money of these due to the algorithm
Fat cry 3
Wish granted
@@svstudios6196 9 ads beg to differ
"The blind girl giving her insight"
Took me a minute
took me days, be grateful
Took me until you guys pointed it out
21:40 Pyro brought in that Rayman 2 music and I went on a mad nostalgia train, thank you.
"the blind girl giving her insight"
aight.
furiouscatlover what is he supposed to say? insmell?
*wait, that's illegal-*
Lmao
The Who, anyone?
Shhhh, maybe she has eyes on the inside
Is it just me, or is Pyro really good at this? Every time he makes this kind of video, he not only reviews it well, but he finds abstract concepts and proceeds to explore it deeper. That’s probably one of the best qualities any critic or reviewer could have
Absolutely, he’s both dank and thoughtful and I love that.
Shocking, right? His breakdown on HDTF in past is what bring me to his channel. But i barely can watch any of his other videos, created for 10-years old with thumbnails for 5's old.
You sound surprised that a content creator who edits videos for a living can decently analyze film concepts, lmao. To be fair, it's not hard to be all introspective and analyze a movie; they're meant to be picked apart and speculated. He's missing spoiler warnings for people who haven't seen the movie though, that's definitely a misstep. I'm not bashing this "review," but I think Dunkey, YMS, and ralphthemoviemaker's reviews are much more coherent and explain things in a more composed way, just to name a few. This type of video is not in Pyro's wheelhouse, so it's kind of goofy to expect much, but I'm not saying that he couldn't improve.
whoah lol I didn't expect an intro that cool from a film I've never heard of
There is a little game on it.
I want,
*jerry fiddling with his watch ASMR 10 hour for studying and thinking*
I actually cried when I first saw the ending of Cube for the first time. Kazan was the one I was rooting for this whole time to escape the cube since he first appeared in the movie and I've always felt bad for him whenever he gets scolded for his autism or whenever he whimpers at which room he doesn't like. Seeing him being the only one to survive due to him turning out to be really helpful in the end was one of the few times I actually cried at a film's ending.
Spoiler. If you watched Cube Zero you will find out that the white room is a trap too. After you get to the white room you are asked if you believe in God if you answear No you get incinerated...nobody knows what happens if you answear Yes but I bet that no matter the answear you die anyway.
Kazan is my favorite character hands down, so glad he got out all right and Worth helped him
@@TheTudor111 is it good enough to be considered canon?
@@Cybermat47 I mean cmon, cube zero was fine but let’s hope it isn’t canon
Leaven was the only one who deserved to get out, it’s highly theorized that Kazan helped make the cube, so he deserves to die in it.
I’m gonna say this right now. Kazan is an amazing representation of mentally disabled people. I myself am autistic and I have a brother who is just as challenged as Kazan. Kazan is an amazing character imo. They didn’t just make him loud and stupid, they actually took the time to make his character realistic to mentally challenged people. He actually is smart and has his own strengths and weaknesses, he’s a person too, just different. The way he acts is amazing and I feel like I’m watching myself and my brother on screen. No one talks about how great kazans character is. Also, the fact that he’s the only one who escaped Is amazing.
SPOILERS YOU HIT ME IN THE FEELS THEN IN THE GODDAMN BALLS
Honestly, movies that accurately portray mentally challenged people ( like autism) are usually good. A really good representation of mental illness portrayed right in a movie is peanut butter falcon, which they cast someone with Down syndrome to play the main character who has Down syndrome. Movies that treat mental illnesses like they are superpowers is just making others take people with that mental illness. Also bonus thought: the good doctor ( tv show) has a main character with autism, and it seems like he has super autism powers, but he actually has both autism and another mental condition that gives him his “super powers”
I am also autistic
@@Iamjhack1212 no ur jhack not also autistic
@@eddiehunter1887 yeah! I agree. I don’t like portraying autistic characters as either stupid people, or geniuses with no symptoms, I can appreciate when a movie does their research and portrays it right
Pyro: Titles a video: ‘The best sequel you’ve never seen’
Petscop 2 fans: okay then
I'm glad RUclips made Cube (1997) free and not the other ones 💖
Pyro: "worst sequel ever"
Me: oh petscop 2
got my hopes up :/
plus “you’ve never seen” vs “you’ve never played” in petscop 1
@@flyershockey28
What? You've never seen Petscop? Psssh! You know it's... entertaining, right?
Fockin' 'ell Pyro
EY BANGER PYRO love ur stuff man. I try to be as funny as u in my videos and u inspire me to chase my dreams and put hours into my videos love u man NO HOMO and i got one of ur m2's
Quentin looks like Freddie Mercury if he was half black.
Lol
Is the actor Eddie Murphy?
Skleeck holy shit he does
If you hide his chin and hairline it's spot on
Melissa Chapman I’m so confused at your comment can’t tell if I’m gonna get r/whooooosh’ed if I call you out 😂
Man: gets ripped into several pieces
RUclips: lmao thats badass
Pyrocynical: says dead instead of game ended
RUclips: *audibly loads shotgun*
edit: thanks for the mold kind stranger I will tie my wife up to a tree with it and tell her I love my daughter more than her
I was about to comment this as well 🤣
RUclips: Shame.
I see a hentai
Nice
Evan Sweitzer i feel inclined not to like it because it’s at 911
16:44 - The last brain cell dying during the final exam.
We're proud to announce 'Cube' on the Nintendo switch with a fully functional Battle Royale mode!
Todd Howard epic
*S i x t e e n t i m e s t h e d e t a i l*
ruclips.net/video/-lbUHipN0F0/видео.html
Will it be on the game cube?
Thank you Todd that was very epic of you
Actors for the first movie: Ok so wheres the script?
Director: here
Actors: But its only 5 pages long is the movie like 20 minutes long or something?
Director: No its an hour and 30 minutes long
Actors: :|
Director: alright if you need me I'll be in the next room playing fortnite
Bannekrai it’s a joke because of how little they speak in the movie
@@ikimeht that's the weirdest comparison I ever heard
For the sequel or original?
Pyro: "Hey Guys Let's Talk About Saw"
Producer: "No We're Talking About Cube Not Saw"
Pyro: "Oh"
Pyro, I’m rewatching some of your old video right and I hear at the end if the video right before the outro that that song from Okami. The feel of nostalgia is amazing so thank you for that!
Nobody:
Pyro: *becomes an English teacher for the day*
I would enjoy that actually
You know he's going to bully his students
Pro At Breathing and I would bully him back lol
i was going to like this but at the time of writing this it has 420 likes i will not ruin this
did you know that adding nobody isn’t fucking funny
I love how the first 17 minutes are just praise for the first movie lmao
@LeCoolFace no
leafy is pyro
To be fair the movie was fucking great.
@LeCoolFace what does this have to do with leafy.....
Man: gets game ended
RUclips: I don’t see a problem here..
Pyro: exists
RUclips: *Money? What’s that?*
bruh moment
Oky Awesome woah you have big brain
TacoBellCrunchWrapOfficial yes they are but they get me likes xd
Not funny, didn't laugh.
M & G 720 people disagree
Without even realising what's going on he's already game ended.
-Pyrocinical
I've seen cube loads of times and never realized Kazan was shouting trap at that point.
Pyro: I’m having a hard time monitising my videos
Also Pyro: shows some getting sliced into cubes
the funny part about this comment is that this video is monetised and no copyright claims
I mean it’s clearly a practical effect, it falls over and half just stays there standing
Also pyro: 7 mid roll ads
I actually got to meet David Hewlett (Worth) at a Stargate convention a few years ago. He's a great guy, very nice, funny, and clearly smart. I hope he gets more roles in mainstream movies.
Cool 👍
Oh shit I thought I recognized him he's Daniel?
@@sabinfigaro7334 Close, he played McKay in SG-1 and Atlantis. He was basically the Daniel Jackson of that show.
Yeah david hewlett as rodney is the coolest character in sg atlantis
@@sabinfigaro7334 This is straight up blasphemy dude! Just kidding, I didnt like David Hewlett´s Character in Stargate very much. But that has nothing to say about the person he is or if he's a good actor
cube one's plot: people in a spooky box but the plot is actually better than you think.
cube two's plot: people in a spooky box but the plot is actually worse than you think.