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Комментарии • 20 тыс.

  • @matthewforce
    @matthewforce 4 года назад +5603

    "This is a pretty common thing in horror movies"
    *shows Spy Kids*

    • @mohafetz9870
      @mohafetz9870 4 года назад +4

      Yeah 😂😂😂

    • @roderrickgaming9949
      @roderrickgaming9949 4 года назад +50

      Typical Pyro

    • @warpz6095
      @warpz6095 4 года назад +10

      Aerosynthesis thank you for explaining the joke

    • @multiname4195
      @multiname4195 4 года назад +108

      What's your point. Spy kids was so unbelievable scary I literally shit myself while watching it

    • @Sunimec
      @Sunimec 4 года назад

      When?

  • @paprikachile1801
    @paprikachile1801 4 года назад +3669

    “Horror movie”
    *Shows Spy Kids*

  • @tullius1289
    @tullius1289 3 года назад +3441

    "I collect knives" pulls out the most generic looking knife ever seen

    • @bloodyhell8201
      @bloodyhell8201 3 года назад +254

      Would you carry your expensive rare knife around with you or would you rather just have one of the generic ones incase shit goes awol?

    • @onyourleft9273
      @onyourleft9273 3 года назад +18

      @@kawabatayuri Same but for me with Shoes

    • @player3616_
      @player3616_ 3 года назад +80

      Knife looks like a Roblox 2007 SFOTH default sword that was shrunk and blackified

    • @supasoljas7824
      @supasoljas7824 3 года назад +9

      @@bloodyhell8201 Awohl? Do you mean AWOL? Away Without Official Leave? That is just desertion

    • @bloodyhell8201
      @bloodyhell8201 3 года назад +15

      @@supasoljas7824 yes, i meant away without official leave
      Yes, i'm aware it means desertion
      My point stands, when i said "go awol" i meant "get out of hand in an unexpected manner"

  • @ragingpanty
    @ragingpanty 3 года назад +1225

    that moment when you realize Kazan's final escape was to enter cube2, just look at those bright white light lmao.

    • @dale3723
      @dale3723 3 года назад +54

      Holy shit

    • @ogvamp2
      @ogvamp2 3 года назад +35

      There are an infinite amount of cubes

    • @anaccount4354
      @anaccount4354 3 года назад +7

      hes the only one that really died

    • @icarus1416
      @icarus1416 2 года назад +28

      He entered the cube at the end of cube 3.. chessman was kazan

    • @Sandlerverse
      @Sandlerverse 2 года назад +6

      @@icarus1416 chris isn't kazan but is in the same shoes as him.

  • @AlexTenThousand
    @AlexTenThousand 4 года назад +2210

    I legit f*cking lost it when Woman jumped into a Windows Movie Maker effect.

    • @brittanysteele5079
      @brittanysteele5079 4 года назад +4

      lol

    • @theratman6718
      @theratman6718 4 года назад +61

      35:04

    • @BlackDogsAndLadybugs
      @BlackDogsAndLadybugs 4 года назад +48

      I was just in stunned silence. I couldn't speak or breathe for like ten seconds. Probably didn't blink either like damn.

    • @brittanysteele5079
      @brittanysteele5079 4 года назад +12

      we moved on from Woman, Alex. It's kate- I'm getting r/wooshed dammit aren't i

    • @lukeistrash5940
      @lukeistrash5940 4 года назад +2

      @@brittanysteele5079 r/woosh

  • @jewipede_5
    @jewipede_5 4 года назад +5855

    Honestly, the cube was a movie that didn’t need a sequel

    • @owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325
      @owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325 4 года назад +148

      i fell like they could have made a sequel, but this is shit

    • @victorcates9330
      @victorcates9330 4 года назад +169

      Doing a direct sequel is too obvious. There are horror movies that have similar emotional journeys, involve people being trapped in an single environment (with a central intrigue) or have similarly bleak tones. 'Saw' felt similar to Cube. An acquaintance of mine who hated Cube (and hasn't forgiven me for recommending it to him) made tonal comparisons to a 2008 finnish film called Sauna (which he has forgiven me for recommending to him).
      The problem with a Cube sequel or prequel is that they would have to subvert expectations in a radical enough way to depart from the original and avoid the temptation of providing cheap answers to questions left unanswered by the original. A cube sequel would kind of have to be the anti-cube to thwart expectations.

    • @jewipede_5
      @jewipede_5 4 года назад +18

      Victor Cates i do agree with you, but i do think that if they made a sequel, they could have done better

    • @cubbleshasreturned6968
      @cubbleshasreturned6968 4 года назад +20

      Which is why it doesn't. In my mind. Cube 2 was just a parody of that movie

    • @jewipede_5
      @jewipede_5 4 года назад +6

      That would make much more sense for them to make such a shitty movie

  • @officerwaifu6408
    @officerwaifu6408 3 года назад +277

    To makes things worse, they forcefully confirm that Kazan is one of the creators / monitors of the cube / torture in Cube Zero and was handicapped as punishment for helping people escape. Which is in and of itself horrible because brain damage and disability are not just super conveniently interchangeable things.

    • @quinnmarchese6313
      @quinnmarchese6313 2 года назад +19

      the implication of Cube Zero was that Wynn was Kazan, but there was no confirmation except his desire to go back to a differently colored room

    • @stretchscreamers
      @stretchscreamers Год назад +34

      @@quinnmarchese6313 the creators of cube zero said that they aren't the same character but that kazan did have the same fate. Which in my mind, is bullshit. Also cube 2 and 3 were made by completely different people so I don't count them as being Canon.

  • @AnOptimisticNihilist
    @AnOptimisticNihilist 2 года назад +462

    What sucks is that even if Kazan tells people about what happened, nobody would believe him because of his disability.

    • @dsnever3041
      @dsnever3041 2 года назад +1

      Bruh

    • @cleversmart0303
      @cleversmart0303 2 года назад +18

      Honestly, nobody would believe him, regardless of his disability.

    • @genoob5843
      @genoob5843 Год назад +15

      @@cleversmart0303 nah if someone was charismatic enough, he could convince people that it really did happen. Don’t forget that flat earthers exist.

    • @raul-aurelianserban8295
      @raul-aurelianserban8295 Год назад

      you mean brain damage but yes

  • @cherrykin7667
    @cherrykin7667 4 года назад +5655

    Quinten: *a well thought out character*
    Simon: *stabby stabby*

  • @mints5066
    @mints5066 4 года назад +2028

    "horror movies"
    *shows spy kids

    • @sysouls1599
      @sysouls1599 4 года назад +46

      Bro that movie was a spook fest...so scary

    • @enricobianchi4499
      @enricobianchi4499 4 года назад +30

      boi when i was a kid i was fucking TERRIFIED of the hand people things

    • @aidanangeles3336
      @aidanangeles3336 4 года назад +3

      @@enricobianchi4499 haha lol. Tough

    • @GDRunny
      @GDRunny 4 года назад +5

      **staring jacksfilms as: the human thumb**
      Edit: i just realized I don't know who the guy whose head is fucking huge

    • @thenano9037
      @thenano9037 4 года назад

      I like lele pons hahahahahaahahahahhahhaah

  • @itsDavoBro
    @itsDavoBro 3 года назад +414

    Honestly the best part of the original Cube was when one of the characters stood on that piece of broken glass from the girls broken glasses and they figured out they could have just stayed in the room they met in because it was the one that rotated to the exit space.
    Fucking brilliant.

    • @Alicechan3
      @Alicechan3 2 года назад +54

      And logically it makes sense too! If you're gonna dump someone in a moving labyrinth, why go to the trouble of depositing them in the middle when there's so little effort in just leaving them by the "entrance."

    • @Roxirin
      @Roxirin 2 года назад +42

      Dropping in a whole year late just to say that it was the girl who stepped on the shard of her own glasses, which I think adds a certain *chef's kiss* to it all

    • @dominiklis6261
      @dominiklis6261 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@Roxirin Which considering the fact that she was the one who wanted to stay, makes it even better.

  • @soullesstomato1669
    @soullesstomato1669 3 года назад +215

    "People are trapped inside the cube. The cube is bad. There are traps. I have to pay my ex-wife's alimony." - something that would be funny to make fun of

  • @changeabletornado2828
    @changeabletornado2828 4 года назад +4076

    Pyro: Quinten is the first person to appear
    Cheese grated man: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @myrul233
      @myrul233 4 года назад +30

      Like this reply

    • @bran9019
      @bran9019 4 года назад +60

      Birb no

    • @johnjr2196
      @johnjr2196 4 года назад +21

      @@myrul233 lmao make ur own comment than

    • @noblechief4023
      @noblechief4023 4 года назад +6

      Not funny..Didn’t laugh.

    • @cedrick25
      @cedrick25 4 года назад +34

      @@noblechief4023 splish splash your opinion is trash

  • @markpennington5654
    @markpennington5654 4 года назад +5688

    “The blind girl giving her insight”
    very funny pyro.

    • @scooble_
      @scooble_ 3 года назад +50

      Just now realized this joke...

    • @yemustbebornagain2049
      @yemustbebornagain2049 3 года назад +8

      Liam McFadden I don’t get it?

    • @omogHL
      @omogHL 3 года назад +66

      Frankenspine BLIND girl giving her inSIGHT

    • @fortyforty-seven1061
      @fortyforty-seven1061 3 года назад +30

      ill get my blind friend to say a few words:
      tryetutehght rhheturdyrtuejfh

    • @fortyforty-seven1061
      @fortyforty-seven1061 3 года назад +5

      government of canada you are doing fine 👍

  • @redrappy8794
    @redrappy8794 2 года назад +51

    I give this movie credit, the man saying “where are the goddamn numbers” means he was in the old cube. pretty creative

  • @LS-kr3sh
    @LS-kr3sh 3 года назад +115

    Why do movies always have a character that hacked the pentagon like how is that even possible

    • @thelastdunkonian2846
      @thelastdunkonian2846 2 года назад +17

      WAKE IP THEY HIT THE PENTAGON HOLY SHIT THEY HIT THE PENTAGON

    •  2 года назад

      For the sake of gaining information instantly. I got into software engineering major because of all these cool gigs in movies (begin with Matrix), but holy crap, I still feel like it's just a hollow dream to do all that even with my knowledge right now.

    • @LS-kr3sh
      @LS-kr3sh 2 года назад +3

      @ Yeah, that’s what I mean. It’s impossible or nearly impossible to hack the pentagon, especially in a short amount of time.

    • @rubub8455
      @rubub8455 2 года назад +10

      they just typed 10001110110100 on their computer and said "I'm in"

    • @Jusuff
      @Jusuff Год назад

      Gary Mckinnon would like to have a word with you

  • @micahbell5322
    @micahbell5322 4 года назад +3619

    Everyone: "make petscop 2"
    Pyro: "you guys heard of C U B E"

    • @comrademuds1951
      @comrademuds1951 4 года назад +46

      Holy fuck I got baited, I legit thought this was petscop 2. Fuck you pyro for that title.

    • @gloonked
      @gloonked 4 года назад +16

      You rat, Micah.

    • @pizzatime7433
      @pizzatime7433 4 года назад +7

      I legit thought this was petscop 2 for a minute when I saw the title
      Pyro is basically pulling a gabe Newell on us

    • @lorenshancock4476
      @lorenshancock4476 4 года назад +4

      Pyro have you made Petscop 2 yet?
      Pyro: Well yes, but actually no

    • @jakecoffey2277
      @jakecoffey2277 4 года назад +4

      You rat

  • @Beastofdestruct
    @Beastofdestruct 4 года назад +1189

    "Cube 2: Hypercube" sounds like a bad 2011 RUclips parody

    • @youtubesucks1111
      @youtubesucks1111 4 года назад +9

      It sounds like a gamecube ripoff

    • @lunarpurin8974
      @lunarpurin8974 4 года назад +12

      Cube Zero sounds like an edgy 2005 anime based on Cube.

    • @restfulflames9855
      @restfulflames9855 4 года назад +4

      Cube two: electric cubealoo

    • @denied9
      @denied9 4 года назад +1

      Looks like one as well.

  • @kit627
    @kit627 2 года назад +32

    i noticed that pyro skipped over leavens death, which confused me because her death was shocking.
    Quentin opened up to leaven when he “kidnapped” her, which made us think that he trusted leaven and didnt want to do any harm to her.
    obviously that changed as he gets more and more aggressive as each scene goes on, but when he stabs leaven and kills her, it just goes to prove that no matter who you make amends with, they can always *stab you in the back.*

    •  2 года назад +9

      I was confused when he says she is a blank slate. She shows over times that she has a great dislike to... people below her, like, sorry, Kazan (she grumbled when Kazan has to pee, when he blocked her way when she was counting the cube's dimension with steps, and when she was agreeing with Quentin to leave Kazan), and became pretty arrogant when she became the key for identifying the traps. "Brain over beauty" like she said.
      However, when they were stuck with that power prime and prime problem, she felt powerless, then was shocked by Kazan's ability on that one. She can be on his side now from times to times, perhaps for the way to keep him alive and for her to survive, but at the end, when she bonded with Worht about the outside world is filled with boundless human stupidity, she is the one who couraged him by saying, "I can live with that.", showing that she can and will consider the people below her, like, I'm sorry, Kazan.
      On the other hand, she became more hostile and stood up at the person she relied since the start: Quentin. "Stay away from me." and all those, especially shown after Holloway is gone. She's the only woman, a girl at that, among the group now, especially with Holloway's suspicion of Quentin's fondness of young girl before.
      I'm not fond of arrogant characters, doesn't matter even if they've gone through development, so she's not my favorite, but I got to say how they handled her character is pretty brilliant too. All of them are, until the sequel.

  • @THE1vbLLover69_
    @THE1vbLLover69_ 3 года назад +214

    "So Worth disappoints himself, before the world can do it for him." I don't know why, but I love that line. Also, amazing work all around for this video to be honest.

  • @fredwood6107
    @fredwood6107 4 года назад +7449

    They should rename Cube 2 to Square because the characters were 2-dimensional.

    • @giovannibongiorno186
      @giovannibongiorno186 4 года назад +147

      You earned my like, good job

    • @fredwood6107
      @fredwood6107 4 года назад +37

      @@giovannibongiorno186 thanks

    • @badza47
      @badza47 4 года назад +77

      a good joke on youtube wow thats rare

    • @spooderpig6730
      @spooderpig6730 4 года назад +32

      stop stop, theyre already dead...

    • @kuromoriroyal2291
      @kuromoriroyal2291 4 года назад +20

      Fuck, I chuckled. You noew deserve my like.

  • @MrNuclearturtle
    @MrNuclearturtle 4 года назад +1224

    Something that I love about that opening scene is that the character who got sliced in the beginning is part of the same group as the other characters, poor bastard just took the wrong door and never met them since they all arrive within the same proximity as each other, which gives an idea how big this place is since they never run into his corpse.

    • @ethanfreeman9243
      @ethanfreeman9243 4 года назад +138

      Nuclearpoweredturtle Just think of all the other potential group members. In fact, if things had gone differently, It could have been a totally different group.

    • @reniwatches
      @reniwatches 4 года назад +55

      Ethan Freeman it would’ve been awesome if the sequel told that other group’s story

    • @bellaraine5263
      @bellaraine5263 4 года назад +3

      They did run into Rennes corpse.

    • @wa1976
      @wa1976 4 года назад

      Hi

    • @No_Sleepee
      @No_Sleepee 4 года назад +20

      @@bellaraine5263 He was talking about Anderson, the person who died before Quentin appeared. Rennez did meet the other group, but he was killed off

  • @hexium_
    @hexium_ 3 года назад +113

    There were parts of cube that actually terrified me, like genuine fear, especially as they were walking through the sound activated trap.

  • @Sebb747
    @Sebb747 3 года назад +18

    One thing I like about the cube is that the characters really act reasonable. Like, when they point out there's three numbers, I immediately thought of coordinates. And the characters did, too! When they found the side wall, but were up high, the realized they needed to get down. I know it's a small thing, but it's so annoying that some movies build "tension" because the characters don't get out or stand still for absolutely no reason but that the plot wouldn't work otherwise.
    Also, there are far fewer cubes of a single prime than primes below 100, so it makes actual sense that they got lucky for so long.

    • @tiagoviana263
      @tiagoviana263 2 года назад

      Nerd Explains explained it pretty well, but when they found out a certain set of numbers, they should've waited for the cubes to move and they would be at the bridge room to the exit. But obviously that wouldn't be fun in a movie, because plot

  • @atlas1811
    @atlas1811 4 года назад +489

    27:07 Imagine waking up in a bright white room and then Todd Howard comes in and tries to sell you Fallout 76.

    • @budakbaongsiah
      @budakbaongsiah 4 года назад +2

      S E N T T O H E C K

    • @nyarlathotep3564
      @nyarlathotep3564 4 года назад +2

      Hell itself.

    • @marvi5962
      @marvi5962 4 года назад +2

      Id want to hang myself too

    • @tal3783
      @tal3783 4 года назад +4

      @@cakefromthefuture8566 walked right into that Gamestop, same as us, and that brainlet over there.

    • @ignacioseco1299
      @ignacioseco1299 4 года назад

      What the hell

  • @canadiangopnik7007
    @canadiangopnik7007 4 года назад +581

    "Usually a common trope in horror movies" *shows spy kids*

    • @ashton3357
      @ashton3357 4 года назад +42

      I see no problem, Spy Kids is fucking terrifying

    • @venator0405
      @venator0405 4 года назад +9

      Yes! Yes! You got the joke!

    • @joaom3234
      @joaom3234 4 года назад +5

      I actually had nightmares from those thumb people when I was a kid.

    • @canadiangopnik7007
      @canadiangopnik7007 4 года назад +1

      JoaoM oof

    • @3ur0maticz3ro4
      @3ur0maticz3ro4 4 года назад +1

      I actually had fun with Spy Kids

  • @FlurryPie0
    @FlurryPie0 8 месяцев назад +4

    So the main characters of Hypercube are:
    1. An Actually Decent Character (Kate)
    2. Thirsty Girl
    3. Knife Lover
    4. Nerd Emoji
    5. Pasta name
    6. Todd Howard
    7. And a Boomer
    Yea, this movie has a great cast

  • @oranplan1630
    @oranplan1630 Год назад +23

    Y'know, the scene in 2 where they stumble across their own bodies, dead of dehydration, could've been better if they weren't all in unique clothes. Stumbling across their own bodies, with the only indicator of who's who being the name printed on their jackets; otherwise an empty husk.

  • @GODofTimewaste2
    @GODofTimewaste2 3 года назад +5761

    I actually just realized something that might be interesting.
    The only person to escape the cube is kazan, right? Well he happens to be the only person who probably wouldn't be believed if he managed to tell someone what happened.

    • @_Mark41
      @_Mark41 3 года назад +583

      That's dark

    • @l3wdlemon708
      @l3wdlemon708 3 года назад +120

      It's called cube zero

    • @navebushes5717
      @navebushes5717 3 года назад +395

      Hunter Thomas I really don’t want expo for him though. I think it’s far more interesting without an explanation

    • @_Mark41
      @_Mark41 3 года назад +48

      @@navebushes5717 same

    • @ei7388
      @ei7388 3 года назад +112

      Watch Cube Zero it explains SO much! Including why Kazan was the way he was. Might even be my favorite of the series. I don’t like too many cliffhangers where the audience is meant to draw their own conclusions, but this ties up loose ends! Great prequel!

  • @bryanenriquez7048
    @bryanenriquez7048 4 года назад +507

    11:42 "this is a pretty common trope in horror movies"
    *shows spy kids*

    • @Do2it1all4jav
      @Do2it1all4jav 4 года назад +6

      Holy shit that played when I saw it

    • @trstnap
      @trstnap 4 года назад +1

      original name thats the joke

    • @Do2it1all4jav
      @Do2it1all4jav 4 года назад +2

      Good Boi amazing

  • @slightlyoffensivedadjokes
    @slightlyoffensivedadjokes 3 года назад +190

    "the only thing scarier than a big, unbeatable government or corporation watching over you is no one at all" is such a fantastic line, but it also made me think; is this the logic behind religious people? because although I am very secular myself I understand the comfort of feeling like everything has a purpose, that there is something above us that finely tuned everything, and the concept that there is nothing watching us is terrifying. maybe that's another parallel you could draw to this movie.

    • @slightlyoffensivedadjokes
      @slightlyoffensivedadjokes 3 года назад +17

      @@mattmurphy7030 that's a really really good take and I really agree. us humans try to find meaning in our universe and our existence because we need to. to think that humans are completely accidental and have no intrinsic or bigger meaning is inherently uncomfortable and most people just can't accept that. religion is the most common coping mechanism, because it's comforting to imagine a creator who gives us a purpose and beauty, but the reality is is that there is no empirical evidence to prove this and there is no obvious purpose. not that the pursuit of that purpose is necessarily pointless since it's just to bring us comfort, but life just is, with all its cruelty and bliss, it just is.
      and yeah, we are left with is relationships, and there will always be people who will consider others a threat and stop us from uniting together, and frankly we can't do anything to eliminate that thinking. we can never unite as human beings, and that's just our nature.
      yeah I really appreciate your take and I think this movie does a really apt job of portraying this specific perspective.

    • @widen698
      @widen698 2 года назад +8

      I'm a little sleep deprived right now so forgive me for referencing the sequel, but if I remember correctly the prequel third film actually "reveals" what happens when someone escapes the cube. (I don't want to regard any other film as canon save for the first one but bear with me) and what happens is that after they enter the white room someone asks them if they believe in God or not.
      Here's my personal take though. The cube is definitely a reference to nihilism and different responses to that seemingly insurmountable problem, death. Some people just accept the absurdity of it and have already given into the whimsy of the entity, others fight and kill each other for a brief escape in a power fantasy, one may just be trying to make it and then you have people like Kazan who seems to have everything already figured out yet isn't capable of properly communicating how he got to his conclusions with the group.
      The dim, confusing rooms throwing people from one place to the next with no guidance. The silence of a seemingly unmonitored box totaling somewhere around seventeen thousand rooms only broken by these rooms shifting and confusing the layout further. The unknowns as to if you're the only people within the cube. The fear of finding someone who had preceded you. The fear of death by dehydration and starvation, outside of the traps.
      It's a machine, like any other. Yet it leaves so many questions unanswered; Why was it built? Who built it? Where are they? Why us? Do they want us to live through this? What are they going to do to us if we get out? Are they even here? If we get out, where will we be? How do I know what kind of sensors the other room is using? I can't do math, what do all these funny numbers mean? And so on, and so on.
      It feels analogous to life to me in these ways, an unguided experience save for the people that surround you giving you advice they've figured out already. A scary march forward with no real ending to be seen than to just be another casualty of the cube itself. Questions upon questions about what your purpose is, and how you can survive. Wondering if the intentions of those around you is pure or not. Is there a higher plan to this machine? Or are we merely just victims of circumstance here.
      I really didn't like the twist ending that Cube had though, I genuinely think that Leaven, Worth and Kazan all could have made it. Quentin was so far beneath them and had to navigate so many potentially trapped rooms without boots, bait or Kazan it's so inplausible that it's going to persistently bother me forever because no book nor film can recreate this genie in a bottle that was Cube (1997).
      I don't think I'm going to re-experience discovering this movie for the first time, but I can remember what it was like. This pure fear of the unknown, terrible titan of a slaughterhouse. Because I can imagine what it'd be like to wake up there, and I believe that everyone who has seen the movie has had that thought of combating pure, unfettered nihilism.
      Also sidenote that Worth shows up in Stargate and has a similar character to this movie, most notably his character arc from nihilist to hopeful and joyous. Though he's definitely more neurotic there.
      Edit: I just realized I didn't even touch on the theology side of things, dammit

    • @mcbedo6568
      @mcbedo6568 Год назад +3

      @@slightlyoffensivedadjokes I am a religious person, so my take is naturally biased. But I really wouldn't go so far as to "lmao religion no exist hrrbrdrr look at them all they do is cope" even if I didnt, because that's just one way to shit on many people's beliefs. You may have not put it that way, but it certainly comes off as offensive.
      My purpose for believing in my religion, is because my prayers have always come true. I'm not shitting here, they always have, even in my darkest times. Let me admit here, I was far from a religious person, if anything I was an agnost. Believing that a God existed but not really caring about following His rules or worshipping Him at all. I wasnt faithful in the slightest nor did I care about the concept of religion as a whole. If someone convinced me perhaps I would've become an atheist entirely.
      And then my life just...changed. Now, I have no reason to disbelieve in it. And the case is true for many people.
      Its not just smth we blindly use to cope with the fear of there being nothing, because in modern day many people are athiests who legitimately believe there is nothing after death and no God that will hold them accountable, and they seem to be living with that just fine. If they can then so can we. And many of us do.
      But then why do we believe? Because we found things that helped us believe. Historical and religious landmarks, real life events coinciding with information in holy books, wishes getting fulfilled, prayers being answered etc etc, our reasons for belief is different on a case by case basis. But we have found our proof, and that is why we believe. We do not "cope".
      I hate this "there is no proof" argument. "Its smth we cant see ergo it doesnt exist". Seeing is not always believing. Many years ago, the existence of bacteria wasnt even acknowledged since it was smth we couldnt see. But later on we found a way to discover it. How are we so sure the same cant happen here?
      How can anyone say science is the definitive proof, when science is openly admitted to be ever changing? Just cause people cannot find proof of God now, doesn't mean it will never find it.
      I wont force my ideology of "God is real and religion is the absolute truth" on you or anyone with this message, because that is not my point here and I could care less about anyone else's religious beliefs. Its these subtle jabs at the concept of religion i see everywhere that get me talking.
      Again, my take is incredibly biased, I admit, and I also acknowledge your point did not revolve so much around religion as it did around purpose and unity. But those few lines set me off, so here's my incredibly long tangent.

    • @hadookin47
      @hadookin47 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@mcbedo6568Wait bro, nothing has any inherent meaning, that's all. You can crrate your own. But if you claim something exists, it'll only be a claim unless you also have some sort of convcing proof/evidence. Otherwise, theoretically anythying could be anything, but evidence and proof are needed if people value truth and fact, trying to understand reality as accurately as possible, to describe and understand reality. We needed confirmable, observable, testable proof of bacteria in order for the claim that bacteria exists to have any credit at all. If you said you believe in god, and people point out that there's no scientific/material proof of the existence of god, they're simply pointing out a fact, you can still have your personal beliefs and bias, but if god existed I'd only want to believe in it because it was the most evident and logical conclusion, aside from EVERY other possibility, free from contradictions, fallacies and my personal feelings.

  • @n.3133
    @n.3133 2 года назад +49

    I often come back to this video, or the ones about The Platform, Cry of Fear or Far Cry, when I want to listen to something familiar that lasts long enough (for the auditory stimulus / attention regulation). I really enjoy listening to you actually give genuine comments and analyses on media, especially because of your personal style.
    I know they take tons of time and effort so I can't say like "hurry up lol", but I always look forward to the next one :)

  • @RelentlessVegas
    @RelentlessVegas 4 года назад +796

    Pyro 2014: MLG
    Pyro 2019: Let's talk about cubes

  • @hector9161
    @hector9161 4 года назад +734

    I could legitimately listen to Pyro talking about movies for 100’s of hours

    • @NEWmr180787
      @NEWmr180787 4 года назад +10

      I agree, I hope we get more videos like this, especially positive videos talking about the good parts of cult classics.

    • @Nathan-gn6bn
      @Nathan-gn6bn 4 года назад

      Ok noob

    • @jaredcolejohnson573
      @jaredcolejohnson573 4 года назад +1

      I'd kill for a Pyro video reviewing Alien

    • @RyanDatGuy
      @RyanDatGuy 4 года назад

      ok noob

  • @Matt-qu3lt
    @Matt-qu3lt 3 года назад +81

    When the man gets cut into chunks, he was actually cake

  • @a.k8185
    @a.k8185 3 года назад +61

    I remember there being a entire game based off Cube,having shoe throwing and traps

    • @geocube5359
      @geocube5359 3 года назад +14

      Half dead

    • @geocube5359
      @geocube5359 3 года назад +7

      And write in youtube cube movie game and there is the best game remake in the world

  • @x-menlol1613
    @x-menlol1613 3 года назад +1823

    Hey, if Quentin just died in that sound trap then the rest of the group would have lived

    • @zeoky5068
      @zeoky5068 3 года назад +16

      I would say yes, but i gotta see the whole review again to see if theirs anything wrong with this :/

    • @x-menlol1613
      @x-menlol1613 3 года назад +151

      @@zeoky5068 well the older woman (can't remember her name) might have died, cuz no one be able to grab her if she went out of the cube, but the other 3 defo could have lived.

    • @zeoky5068
      @zeoky5068 3 года назад +6

      @@x-menlol1613 yeah you're right, you get a good job from me

    • @zeoky5068
      @zeoky5068 3 года назад +5

      @@x-menlol1613 also the older woman would have died either which way then

    • @x-menlol1613
      @x-menlol1613 3 года назад +30

      @@zeoky5068 ya, so only 3 of them would have lived if Quentin died in the sound trap, I wonder if they guy who couldn't stop speaking was trying to help the others. Probably not, but u can wonder.

  • @SpinningTurtle66
    @SpinningTurtle66 4 года назад +4910

    The cube seems terrifying, whereas the sequel is a Fortnite funny.

    • @lqu
      @lqu 3 года назад +36

      WHAT THE FUUUUUCK!? WHERES MY FORTNITE FUNNIES!? *_REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE_*

    • @alotofpain9926
      @alotofpain9926 3 года назад +42

      the cube is minecraft, hypercube is fortnite.

    • @cemeterygore
      @cemeterygore 3 года назад +23

      Yeah! The cube actually interested me and I felt chills pass through my body as Pyro summarized it/showed us clips. But when he got to Cube 2, I was just waiting for what happened next. + the ending wasn't satisfying(to me at least). Cube was one of the movies that didn't need a sequel.

    • @christianred9730
      @christianred9730 3 года назад +3

      @@alotofpain9926 minecraft isn't scary

    • @alotofpain9926
      @alotofpain9926 3 года назад +13

      Christian Red have you been in the mines?

  • @switchblade6
    @switchblade6 3 года назад +61

    This is a prime example of just because something is good, doesn't mean it warrants a sequel.

    • @ethanwashoe5868
      @ethanwashoe5868 3 года назад +5

      But I think it did warrant a sequel they just did a terrible job. Different writer and director. Should of been the same people expanding on the same vision

    • @coltforceplayz5285
      @coltforceplayz5285 2 года назад +2

      “PRIME”

  • @biskitboi2476
    @biskitboi2476 3 года назад +24

    "I don't wanna be Mr. Cynical" That was his father, call him Pyro

  • @plaguedoctorravennotscp0496
    @plaguedoctorravennotscp0496 4 года назад +820

    *Didn't expect that guy to actually sound exactly like Todd*

  • @AlfredSoul
    @AlfredSoul 4 года назад +838

    "Also, we have the blind girl giving her insight"
    Good job.

    • @uncertainsubscriber4815
      @uncertainsubscriber4815 4 года назад

      Blind girl giving insight? Did they watch The Langoliers for a tad bit inspiration.

  • @archangelaudio.7002
    @archangelaudio.7002 3 года назад +15

    I'm glad RUclips made Cube (1997) free and not the other ones 💖

  • @crumbo8121
    @crumbo8121 3 года назад +49

    Without even realising what's going on he's already game ended.
    -Pyrocinical

  • @BogusmanTheSwagman
    @BogusmanTheSwagman 3 года назад +5324

    I love how he's allowed to show extremely realistic CGI gore but he can't say "kill"

    • @dagaminggoose1401
      @dagaminggoose1401 3 года назад +4

      @Lemon Demon what fid

    • @dagaminggoose1401
      @dagaminggoose1401 3 года назад +3

      @Lemon Demon ok

    • @glitchon7151
      @glitchon7151 3 года назад +25

      @@Lukeriel This is off topic, and nobody asked, but my grandma killed a baby possum.

    • @kevinhowery6060
      @kevinhowery6060 2 года назад +2

      @Garcello can you give me enough information to find said video

    • @toxic_shr00m
      @toxic_shr00m 2 года назад +31

      If you're talking about the guy dying in the intro of Cube, that's not CGI; it's a practical effect.

  • @absolutelysolid3011
    @absolutelysolid3011 4 года назад +2286

    This is the closest we’ll ever get to Petscop 2

  • @wockreaper
    @wockreaper 3 года назад +48

    In conclusion, cube 1 was like portal. Cube 2 was like Gta online but the children that play it are on lsd too.

  • @n9go
    @n9go Год назад +3

    I did notice the names. You mentioned how Quentin is a reference to San Quentin. I noticed that if you put 'Leaven' and 'Worth' together, you get Leavenworth. Fort Leavenworth Kansas is where military go for prison.

  • @henryschrichte
    @henryschrichte 4 года назад +2392

    This isn't the Petscop 2 we asked for, but it was the Petscop 2 that we deserved.

    • @datboigroovin8200
      @datboigroovin8200 4 года назад +26

      Dj Greasy Waffle no, it’s the petscop 2 we deserved

    • @duckrobot3399
      @duckrobot3399 4 года назад +13

      The distracted driver no that is petscop 3

    • @hchich2528
      @hchich2528 4 года назад +10

      Petscop Cube

    • @ethan2163
      @ethan2163 4 года назад +14

      Cubescop

    • @ichezee1138
      @ichezee1138 4 года назад +3

      RUclips unsubscribed me from Pyrocynical... wtf youtube

  • @fruitlesseagle2042
    @fruitlesseagle2042 4 года назад +1391

    Whenever I go to turn on my computer:
    BOOT IT

    • @numbe1099
      @numbe1099 4 года назад +11

      When I see any bugs in my room except spiders:
      BOOT IT.

    • @fruitlesseagle2042
      @fruitlesseagle2042 4 года назад +11

      Whenever a mexican mom is mad at their child
      BOOT IT

    • @jogugaga7121
      @jogugaga7121 4 года назад +3

      @@fruitlesseagle2042 Little too far, mate.

    • @snowgolemgod903
      @snowgolemgod903 4 года назад +5

      Its true tho

    • @bandalodyugitube
      @bandalodyugitube 4 года назад +2

      Whenever i need to turn my computer off and on again
      reBOOT IT

  • @Thememester6500
    @Thememester6500 Год назад +5

    2:05 i spit water cus of this joke ... thank pyro

  • @xdecimal6470
    @xdecimal6470 3 года назад +7

    I want,
    *jerry fiddling with his watch ASMR 10 hour for studying and thinking*

  • @lopson8683
    @lopson8683 4 года назад +19470

    When I saw the thumbnail I was legitimately scared that Logan Paul made a sequel to Airplane Mode.

    • @plasmaticlmao
      @plasmaticlmao 4 года назад +390

      Same I was terrified

    • @recyclingbin_
      @recyclingbin_ 4 года назад +462

      Almost game ended myself

    • @HussiAli123
      @HussiAli123 4 года назад +192

      Almost about to commit not living

    • @recyclingbin_
      @recyclingbin_ 4 года назад +119

      @@HussiAli123 About to commit broken neck bone

    • @faye.378
      @faye.378 4 года назад +97

      I was about to kermit sewer side

  • @BogusmanTheSwagman
    @BogusmanTheSwagman 3 года назад +2453

    These Mr Beast challenges are getting out of hand

    • @awesomeguy_ion6754
      @awesomeguy_ion6754 3 года назад +7

      Yo that’s crazy

    • @yesno8273
      @yesno8273 3 года назад +59

      Last person to get brutally executed wins 10 million dollars!

    • @Not_silv
      @Not_silv 3 года назад +17

      Twitter will take this personally

    • @lucac7316
      @lucac7316 3 года назад +21

      This is what happens to the people that get cancelled

    • @lucac7316
      @lucac7316 3 года назад +3

      On Twitter

  • @TheMysticGod1587
    @TheMysticGod1587 3 года назад +12

    I love when Pyrocynical does in depth movie reviews like this

  • @SynthStar846
    @SynthStar846 3 года назад +2

    Pyro, I’m rewatching some of your old video right and I hear at the end if the video right before the outro that that song from Okami. The feel of nostalgia is amazing so thank you for that!

  • @slushyisdead
    @slushyisdead 4 года назад +2044

    "the blind girl giving her insight"
    aight.

  • @bruhmoment5948
    @bruhmoment5948 4 года назад +26829

    I hope I'm not the only one saying this, but I unironically love when pyro makes videos/reviews on whatever he wants, he is so well spoken and entertaining to listen to.

  • @montgomeryfitzpatrick473
    @montgomeryfitzpatrick473 Год назад +2

    "They took my rings, they took my Rolex"

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 2 года назад +7

    Quentin : *an interesting character that gets actual character progression and flips the goody two shoes protagonist stereotype*
    Simon : *a TF2 dead ringer amby spy main*

  • @heyitsluke4721
    @heyitsluke4721 4 года назад +464

    Pyro: Makes a 40 minute movie review
    Everyone else: Where's petscop 2

  • @oceanman2811
    @oceanman2811 4 года назад +671

    Did you guys know that the set contained just one cube, changed to different colours by means of gel panels. Since it was a time-consuming process to change from one to another, the film was not shot in sequence, rather colour-by-colour. The red gels were the first to be installed, meaning all scenes in red rooms were shot first. As it happens, red rooms contain the most dialog-heavy scenes in the film, including Worth's big "there is no conspiracy" speech to Holloway. The film had a modest budget and a tight schedule, and David Hewlett recalled being very apprehensive at shooting scenes that contained pages of pure dialog on his part very early in the shoot. He also felt that Worth's line "Well I feel better" after his rant to Holloway rang immensely true on a personal level, as the remainder of the shoot was much less dependent on his memorisation.

    • @basedpump946
      @basedpump946 4 года назад +16

      Modest budget? They only had 350k. That’s practically nothing for movies.

    • @connairmoo2368
      @connairmoo2368 4 года назад +13

      @@basedpump946 I think modest means smaller

    • @francescawhite4166
      @francescawhite4166 4 года назад +6

      @@glitched8975 modest means a smaller budget.

    • @MikeMine2000
      @MikeMine2000 4 года назад +4

      I expected as much. Seems like they just made a/some extra panel/s for when they opened any hatches / when showing an opening to another room recorded from the outside to the inside. which is pretty genius and money efficient.

    • @oceanman2811
      @oceanman2811 4 года назад

      @My Secret Account its the 90s, where the age of CG and green screen is new and considered bland and ugly in movies

  • @rockymeatball7388
    @rockymeatball7388 2 года назад +2

    16:44 - The last brain cell dying during the final exam.

  • @justaweirdo3707
    @justaweirdo3707 3 года назад +14

    This video made me ask my dad to watch Cube.
    Thank you. It was magical.

  • @Geek69420
    @Geek69420 4 года назад +3204

    Pyro: "worst sequel ever"
    Me: oh petscop 2

    • @ElderlyAnteater
      @ElderlyAnteater 4 года назад +9

      got my hopes up :/

    • @flyershockey2886
      @flyershockey2886 4 года назад +24

      plus “you’ve never seen” vs “you’ve never played” in petscop 1

    • @brotherbup7425
      @brotherbup7425 4 года назад +15

      @@flyershockey2886
      What? You've never seen Petscop? Psssh! You know it's... entertaining, right?

    • @1r587
      @1r587 4 года назад

      Fockin' 'ell Pyro

    • @Duckiesmh
      @Duckiesmh 4 года назад

      EY BANGER PYRO love ur stuff man. I try to be as funny as u in my videos and u inspire me to chase my dreams and put hours into my videos love u man NO HOMO and i got one of ur m2's

  • @whytwokay
    @whytwokay 4 года назад +706

    Jerry’s first “death” looked like something out of a Nostalgia Critic video.

    • @pumpkinpiemassacre6799
      @pumpkinpiemassacre6799 4 года назад +4

      That's just what I was thinking.

    • @wizgi7201
      @wizgi7201 4 года назад +3

      Except worse somehow

    • @jeremystars2100
      @jeremystars2100 4 года назад +13

      It was from a nostalgia critic video, the producers for the movie hit him up and he gave them the video, to which they made a whole movie around that one scene.

    • @primus0348
      @primus0348 4 года назад +3

      Lmao

    • @matchbox2482
      @matchbox2482 4 года назад

      R/saronicast

  • @blackelephantchild
    @blackelephantchild 3 года назад +5

    21:40 Pyro brought in that Rayman 2 music and I went on a mad nostalgia train, thank you.

  • @oranplan1630
    @oranplan1630 2 года назад +4

    Every time I watch this I get so invested in the recap of the first Cube movie that I forget this video is about the sequel

  • @songbird6414
    @songbird6414 3 года назад +4794

    “The only thing scarier than a giant, unbeatable corporation or government watching over you is no one at all.” Has to be one of the most insightful and terrifying statements I’ve ever heard from a review.

    • @russhu4265
      @russhu4265 3 года назад +255

      That’s why Portal 1 is pretty scary if you go into it blind. You’re put into sterile, empty test chambers with nobody but a robotic voice guiding you. There are obvious rooms meant for monitoring you everywhere but they are all empty. Valve did a fantastic job

    • @bookreader2832
      @bookreader2832 3 года назад +57

      That’s why I’m scared of darkness I don’t know what’s there maybe nothing but if it was I wouldn’t know

    • @deeeznuuuts9406
      @deeeznuuuts9406 3 года назад +44

      Yea when I heard that line I was like...
      Yea why do think so many people believe in a religion

    • @taxevasion4870
      @taxevasion4870 3 года назад +50

      - The Man who Made MLG Teletubbies

    • @asilva5021
      @asilva5021 3 года назад +6

      @@taxevasion4870 lmao

  • @goterdordel7385
    @goterdordel7385 4 года назад +588

    The Netflix devs are gonna be so confused why all of the sudden 1 millions people are watching the Cube

    • @NakaJhon
      @NakaJhon 4 года назад +21

      I was about to search it right now while reading your comment lol

    • @ian12121
      @ian12121 4 года назад +6

      @@NakaJhon I just looked at it and it not on it

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 4 года назад +5

      Datz10 it’s on Vudu for free with some ad breaks though, so there’s that

    • @b2crazyeye
      @b2crazyeye 4 года назад

      Not on netflix if you want it you can find it on tubi tv

    • @bobelito6452
      @bobelito6452 4 года назад +2

      anyone who wants to watch any movie free, go to twitter and search for popcorntime then download ther link. for mobile you can download cinema time in the appstore

  • @edgeworththeedgeyone4779
    @edgeworththeedgeyone4779 3 года назад +5

    0:14 me when I relies I’ve been roasted

    • @wiggler_01
      @wiggler_01 3 года назад

      He's here the edgyest man is the world

  • @R-SXX
    @R-SXX 2 года назад +2

    I watched cube as part of my final exam at my 3d school - I enjoyed it so much, that I also changed a bit of my concept to have more of this exit room type of gameplay in my build. Love that movie.

  • @jai9127
    @jai9127 4 года назад +763

    Pyro’s movie reviews are honestly one of the best parts of his channel. He dives into the movie and is amazing at explaining why things work and why they don’t. He tells exactly what he thinks and is genuine in what he says, and it sounds like he enjoys making these videos even if he thinks the movie is horrible because he can get a laugh anyways.

    • @toasterteostra5906
      @toasterteostra5906 3 года назад +7

      @SharkTank reading is a power sure only a handful of chosen ones posses. YouYouMore was saying, that Pyro is amazing at EXPLAINING why things work and why they don´t

    • @SteezyMPeezy
      @SteezyMPeezy 3 года назад +1

      Plus fortnite

    • @Juno_June
      @Juno_June 3 года назад +2

      kudos for yr profile picture

    • @jai9127
      @jai9127 3 года назад

      Non of your Business thanks

    • @jai9127
      @jai9127 3 года назад

      SharkTank what works and what doesn’t work in the movie. Some scenes may be good ideas but might not fit the tone the movie. Something that might be hard too see from a first viewing

  • @discountfunnyman
    @discountfunnyman 4 года назад +2296

    Fans: “So can we have the Petscop sequel n-”
    Pyro: “I’m taking this cube thing with me”

    • @MemeMan42069
      @MemeMan42069 4 года назад +24

      god damnit, I love that movie.

    • @koshavinka2995
      @koshavinka2995 4 года назад +23

      *Holloway smiles as she is being lifted*
      Quentin: "you know me doc... I don't ever quit.."
      *Prowler's theme plays as Holloway falls to her death*

    • @hybridxg2204
      @hybridxg2204 4 года назад +10

      Not gonna lie, I am so glad that pyro even said something about this movie or I would never know about such a good movie

    • @bobthebugman337
      @bobthebugman337 4 года назад +5

      God that’s a legendary reference. Thank you.

    • @stinger59605
      @stinger59605 4 года назад

      HybridXg same

  • @Breadman64
    @Breadman64 3 года назад +23

    Cube is now my favorite movie, thank you Pyro for introducing me to it

  • @rogaldorn605
    @rogaldorn605 3 года назад +4

    30:30 the mgs 3 menu music in the background was a nice little easter egg

  • @NJzinho
    @NJzinho 4 года назад +1855

    "oh shit its petscop 2"
    -that one dude who was wrong

  • @carbonbasedlifeform2879
    @carbonbasedlifeform2879 3 года назад +3073

    Cube: The good one
    Cube 2: The atrocious one
    Cube Zero: The Christian one

    • @ambozz3726
      @ambozz3726 3 года назад +191

      *Do you believe in God?*

    • @nutpeg6915
      @nutpeg6915 3 года назад +154

      @@ambozz3726 *DO YOU IS GOD IS BELIEVE.*

    • @Iamjhack1212
      @Iamjhack1212 3 года назад +14

      @@ambozz3726 nah

    • @satan1626
      @satan1626 3 года назад +13

      @@ambozz3726 No

    • @alexfc3995
      @alexfc3995 3 года назад +64

      @@satan1626 that doesn't make sense Satan. You rebelled against him, didn't you?

  • @nikorek1470
    @nikorek1470 3 года назад +2

    Cube: Indie game
    Cube 2: "it just works" - Tod Howord

  • @tanjatv5311
    @tanjatv5311 2 года назад +1

    2:26 OMG Isn't that the the title soundtrack from Prey?! I finally recognised it!

  • @thesignedpainter4178
    @thesignedpainter4178 4 года назад +673

    This is honestly one of the most fascinating videos I’ve ever seen from you. Normally I don’t watch 40 minute long movie reviews with only a few scattered memes but I genuinely found this extremely interesting and watched it til the end.

    • @ragland2532
      @ragland2532 4 года назад +10

      facts hes really good at this

    • @shigz5722
      @shigz5722 4 года назад

      Ragland yeah remember that one video he made

    • @Aetharn
      @Aetharn 4 года назад

      @@shigz5722 the one about the pokemon game for the ps1? Never heard of it

    • @erak4342
      @erak4342 4 года назад

      40 mins?! Felt like 10

    • @thesignedpainter4178
      @thesignedpainter4178 4 года назад

      Jesus fecking Christ 666 likes??? Holy shit

  • @yarnhatter1632
    @yarnhatter1632 4 года назад +2186

    Not gonna lie, I’d like to see more types of videos like this.

  • @VelociraptorAnimations
    @VelociraptorAnimations Год назад +1

    cube one's plot: people in a spooky box but the plot is actually better than you think.
    cube two's plot: people in a spooky box but the plot is actually worse than you think.

  • @Sgt-Gravy
    @Sgt-Gravy Год назад +1

    Cube: The characters are introduced by height according to their character. Psyco Quinton comes from below. Worth is on the floor. The brainy ladies enter from door or eye level. Cazan comes from above. Wrens as well, they're the the key to survival or saviors.

  • @Skleeck
    @Skleeck 4 года назад +2565

    Quentin looks like Freddie Mercury if he was half black.

    • @mrwootenplays7227
      @mrwootenplays7227 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @zimtheailen1919
      @zimtheailen1919 4 года назад +5

      Is the actor Eddie Murphy?

    • @louiemeister9646
      @louiemeister9646 4 года назад +12

      Skleeck holy shit he does

    • @thefallingsun9542
      @thefallingsun9542 4 года назад

      If you hide his chin and hairline it's spot on

    • @rhino5250
      @rhino5250 4 года назад +1

      Melissa Chapman I’m so confused at your comment can’t tell if I’m gonna get r/whooooosh’ed if I call you out 😂

  • @AmyelidaK
    @AmyelidaK 4 года назад +2630

    The CGI in cube 2 looks like a 3rd grader trying blender for the first time.

    • @AmyelidaK
      @AmyelidaK 4 года назад +22

      Probably wrote the script, too.

    • @dessnom4333
      @dessnom4333 4 года назад +6

      maybe a newborn

    • @khn4048
      @khn4048 4 года назад +2

      Atleast the 3rd grader didn’t it better than this

    • @CRAZY-M6641
      @CRAZY-M6641 4 года назад +3

      On a Windows Vista

    • @turkey2143
      @turkey2143 4 года назад +1

      Nah, I think it is grown ass adults making this. But also I think it would go better if a 3rd grader did do it.

  • @dondotta8304
    @dondotta8304 Год назад

    some of theese edits are great thanks man

  • @quixem
    @quixem Год назад +2

    gotta love how the girl in the red dress was only mentioned when she was introduced, and never again

  • @funnyusername5396
    @funnyusername5396 4 года назад +647

    my favourite part is where they make a Karen joke ahead of its time
    Holloway: “my name’s Helen.”
    Worth: “yeah you seem like a helen”

    • @BIastProcX
      @BIastProcX 4 года назад +5

      Did she take the kids?

    • @HarambaeXelonmuskfans
      @HarambaeXelonmuskfans 4 года назад +1

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    • @hudsen3492
      @hudsen3492 4 года назад

      funny username 420 likes

    • @hgb0632
      @hgb0632 4 года назад

      Oh helen you blind bitch

  • @doritoes7566
    @doritoes7566 4 года назад +305

    Everyone's asking about Petscop 2 but they're really just asking for hours of Pyro

  • @Meatjar20769
    @Meatjar20769 Год назад +3

    i remember a game very similar to this where you can throw shoes to activate the traps in the rooms it was from my memory pretty good to play with friends

    • @faintcry
      @faintcry Год назад

      what game?

    • @Meatjar20769
      @Meatjar20769 Год назад

      @@faintcry i dont remember the name of it

    • @smugplush
      @smugplush Год назад

      Look up "Half Dead", inspired by The Cube if that's what you're talking about.

  • @1MNUTZ
    @1MNUTZ 3 года назад +4

    The Cube is brilliant because it's like a metaphor for life we are all in a cube going from cube to cube to cube trying to find our way out only to realize we will all end up in the same place we started from. From life to death and from death to life.

  • @xepotan5654
    @xepotan5654 4 года назад +652

    Pyro: Gives us this new series
    We: Boot it

  • @dougthedonkey1805
    @dougthedonkey1805 4 года назад +313

    I love how the first 17 minutes are just praise for the first movie lmao

    • @seanisgone5413
      @seanisgone5413 4 года назад

      @LeCoolFace no
      leafy is pyro

    • @polnajeff
      @polnajeff 4 года назад +8

      To be fair the movie was fucking great.

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 4 года назад

      @LeCoolFace what does this have to do with leafy.....

  • @Andlekin
    @Andlekin 3 года назад +6

    After watching this and The Platform analysis, I was sad that there wasn't much more of this type of video on your channel. Please do more if you enjoy making this!

  • @MagyarGaben
    @MagyarGaben 2 года назад +3

    It's amazing to see just how few people understand what the word 'creative' in 'creative writing' stands for. Brilliant review!

  • @WhiteJeezus
    @WhiteJeezus 4 года назад +1151

    "The blind girl giving her insight"
    Took me a minute

  • @TheDisturbingPanda
    @TheDisturbingPanda 3 года назад +2938

    Quentin start of the movie: "It's okay, I'm not going to hurt you"
    Quentin end of the movie: Killed most of the characters

    • @notaugustus2076
      @notaugustus2076 3 года назад +40

      Me vs the person you tell me not to worry about.

    • @IABITVpresents
      @IABITVpresents 3 года назад

      Well he only hurt Holloway with that slap. Her death occured with her falling into an oblivion and crashing into God knows where, and she hurt from only that, most likely

    • @TheDisturbingPanda
      @TheDisturbingPanda 3 года назад +32

      @@IABITVpresents he killed the final characters...

    • @IABITVpresents
      @IABITVpresents 3 года назад +27

      @@TheDisturbingPanda And that also.
      Piercing Leaven through the chest with the door handle, and attacking Worth as well
      But he only said "I'm not gonna hurt you" to Holloway...

    • @TheDisturbingPanda
      @TheDisturbingPanda 3 года назад

      @@IABITVpresents he said that to Leaven to

  • @darth__4018
    @darth__4018 3 года назад

    2:27 I love you for adding prey music thank you so goddam much that may seem sarcastic but I mean it thank you

  • @NymbusCumulo928
    @NymbusCumulo928 2 года назад +19

    The Todd Howard bits actually made me laugh.
    I haven't laughed in three years.