Logan Paul's first movie is worse than you can imagine

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  • @AlbertSirup
    @AlbertSirup 3 года назад +7771

    the guy just putting in his dad's password is honestly the most accurate depiction of hacking I've ever seen in a mainstream movie.

    • @shotguntimmy
      @shotguntimmy 3 года назад +586

      in most movies, they just open the laptop and say "were in" in 3 seconds

    • @C0mmMC
      @C0mmMC 3 года назад +462

      @@shotguntimmy *intense keyboard sounds* Ok, ive hacked into the mainframe were in

    • @AlbertSirup
      @AlbertSirup 3 года назад +375

      @@shotguntimmy "A Gigabyte of RAM should do the trick"

    • @11th_defender51
      @11th_defender51 3 года назад +57

      @@AlbertSirup yeah lol that was so scuffed

    • @apttewly
      @apttewly 3 года назад +126

      most hacking is social engineering. those "what's your star wars name" images that ask for your initials or pet names or whatever? Those are used to answer password security questions

  • @s4n714g000
    @s4n714g000 3 года назад +3188

    The most unrealistic thing in the movie is anyone listening to what the UN says

    • @skantinavi3767
      @skantinavi3767 3 года назад +88

      facts lmao

    • @RobotronSage
      @RobotronSage 3 года назад +57

      lol tell that to the netherlands as they bend over backwards for still complying with REAGANS policies regarding cannabis. Weed was never legal in Amsterdam brother! Go ahead look it up!
      And they still won't legalize it despite it being a bajillion $$$ industry. I thought Dutch people were so good at mercantilism? (they're not) (everything in Holland is 3 to 4 times more expensive than in neighbouring countries!!!)

    • @dogwithabeard2612
      @dogwithabeard2612 3 года назад +97

      @@RobotronSage ok

    • @Falzelo
      @Falzelo 3 года назад +46

      @@RobotronSage ok

    • @Nashakarnasadakaam
      @Nashakarnasadakaam 3 года назад +46

      @@RobotronSage ok

  • @nuclearbomb9483
    @nuclearbomb9483 3 года назад +5179

    Unrealistic, the UN would never actually do something.

    • @ristonvesotsky953
      @ristonvesotsky953 3 года назад +245

      monitored genocide time

    • @chadbat4205
      @chadbat4205 2 года назад +20

      @@ristonvesotsky953 and lebensraum bad lol

    • @ristonvesotsky953
      @ristonvesotsky953 2 года назад +18

      @@chadbat4205 hm?

    • @artsyrache
      @artsyrache 2 года назад +188

      No no no they would have a vote on wether or not to wag their fingers at nations with high population.

    • @DunkTasticMan
      @DunkTasticMan 2 года назад +9

      @@ristonvesotsky953 Lebensraum I believe in German means living space, so funny no no Germans.

  • @takkun215
    @takkun215 3 года назад +772

    genuinely pissed off that bunked was mentioned but Jessie wasn't

    • @alexrempel3274
      @alexrempel3274 2 года назад +60

      Lmao I was thinking the same thing I'm sure he googled what she's been in and copy and pasted the first few that came up

    • @Turnaround72
      @Turnaround72 2 года назад +2

      @@alexrempel3274 and?

    • @SheetsAndStuff
      @SheetsAndStuff 2 года назад +28

      Jessie and Bunked were apart of my child hood, even though it might have been a shitty show. I’m not sure if it’s good I haven’t watched it in years.

    • @lightlylemony
      @lightlylemony 2 года назад +36

      @@Turnaround72 and?? tf do you mean and, they're giving the reason why he said bunked but not jessie

    • @Turnaround72
      @Turnaround72 2 года назад +4

      @@lightlylemony it’s not bad because he obviously hasn’t watched the show dickweed

  • @theonewhoknocks1412
    @theonewhoknocks1412 3 года назад +3094

    Imagine these preschoolers going to die for not passing a test from an alphabet knowledge

    • @kranker5815
      @kranker5815 3 года назад +493

      r.i.p to all the children who couldnt put the shapes in the correct hole 😔

    • @theonewhoknocks1412
      @theonewhoknocks1412 3 года назад +76

      @@kranker5815 R.I.P 😔

    • @promethium-145
      @promethium-145 3 года назад +26

      @@theonewhoknocks1412 Say my name...

    • @naethavenir9422
      @naethavenir9422 3 года назад +43

      Paul Ellison Heisenberg

    • @GamingLover-xp8hc
      @GamingLover-xp8hc 3 года назад +25

      Thats what commie china does.

  • @dan_is_kia9483
    @dan_is_kia9483 3 года назад +5177

    He gave us a sequel to the Logan Paul movie, but not a sequel to Petscop

  • @joed7450
    @joed7450 2 года назад +935

    This entire plot was actually copied from a Doctor Who episode called "The Beast Below" released in 2010, honestly the plots are completely identical. Kids have to take a test, if they fail they get "killed", but it turns out they just become labourers underground.

    • @nsr4000
      @nsr4000 2 года назад +51

      Yeah I thought it was familiar lmao

    • @lancebaylis3169
      @lancebaylis3169 2 года назад +125

      Most every story has been done before by Doctor Who at some point in it's 60 years of existence.
      Like, literally. Even The Matrix in 1999 had been done by Doctor Who in 1976.

    • @crazy922blade
      @crazy922blade 2 года назад +90

      @@lancebaylis3169 good point, doctor who has covered nearly every interesting tv topic there is, I suppose you can’t really ever make anything on tv anymore that doesn’t even slightly resemble an episode of doctor who.

    • @yahhah3027
      @yahhah3027 2 года назад +12

      Simpsons did it

    • @justatrollyaloser
      @justatrollyaloser 2 года назад +24

      @@crazy922blade No wonder the 13th Doctor is so bland and stale in comparison to the others. Or maybe it's because she can't act, I can't decide

  • @FunnyDude119
    @FunnyDude119 2 года назад +540

    I love the concept of
    “In some countries, they kill off their old people. In others, they only allow parents to have one baby (the most reasonable in that sort of situation). In America, what if only the best kids at retaining information they’ve been given were allowed to live here!”

    • @alaskabane5340
      @alaskabane5340 2 года назад +108

      One baby thing is actually so logical that it boggles my mind how US went straight to yeeting highschoolers off the planet lol

    • @co7769
      @co7769 2 года назад +52

      @@alaskabane5340 not just high schoolers but anyone under 18 old enough to take a test and fail it.

    • @alaskabane5340
      @alaskabane5340 2 года назад +6

      @@co7769 lmao that just makes it better

    • @pedropradacarciofi2517
      @pedropradacarciofi2517 Год назад +69

      One child policy was actualy pretty disastruous for China
      Still arguably the best solution (especialy when the other are genocide) but it's far from beeing humane

    • @bdsmgaming3627
      @bdsmgaming3627 Год назад +1

      Hmmm sounds familiar **looks at east Asia**

  • @maltesers1239
    @maltesers1239 3 года назад +3242

    The acting, world-building, and plot development in the honey ad is genuinely better than in the movie.

    • @danielyoungblood3931
      @danielyoungblood3931 3 года назад +44

      It's also somehow better than the 3rd Dead Space.

    • @leafymeadow9811
      @leafymeadow9811 3 года назад +41

      Acting? I thought it was alright, especially for Logan.
      World-building? Barely any, maybe a few droplets of it.
      Plot development? Ehhhhhh, there's some, not a great amount but you can tell it's there.

    • @willsommerfeld1933
      @willsommerfeld1933 3 года назад +10

      It’s still a good movie, it’s just that Logan Paul was the protagonist. If you could have gotten anyone else better than him, this movie would’ve been incredible

    • @cheeseman6016
      @cheeseman6016 3 года назад +1

      Boutta comment basically the same thing and saw this

    • @waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3
      @waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3 3 года назад +3

      It is a good concept, but logan paul, and youtube, and the other ones that nobody has heard of

  • @DankSpoony
    @DankSpoony 3 года назад +6904

    If you blink in a pyro video, you miss an hour of editing

    • @christophercleto216
      @christophercleto216 3 года назад +131

      True lmao

    • @karthik.b1309
      @karthik.b1309 3 года назад +33

      Truth

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 3 года назад +70

      Thank you old Goblin Scout

    • @dracoborne2648
      @dracoborne2648 3 года назад +24

      If you think this is busy, watch a twomad video.

    • @hi_its_jerry
      @hi_its_jerry 3 года назад +148

      @@dracoborne2648 if you think a twomad video is busy then watch my bed.
      my wife and her boyfriend are in it.

  • @tcyier
    @tcyier 3 года назад +195

    I swear Payday 2 guards are smarter than the guards in this movie

    • @csaver
      @csaver 2 года назад +24

      At least the pd2 guards could take Jake Paul in a fight

    • @bananabuns1369
      @bananabuns1369 2 года назад +7

      bronco police on dead sentence have a bigger chance of killing you than these knuckleheads

    • @esooGrM
      @esooGrM 2 года назад +1

      @@bananabuns1369 you mean normal?

  • @thikkielee2675
    @thikkielee2675 2 года назад +95

    Honestly the whole mess in the second test can be avoided if the system allow Mason to change the score instead of swapping it with someone else.

  • @JBOSSISLIT
    @JBOSSISLIT 3 года назад +2546

    The fact that pyro had to search up “it’s everyday bro” for this video we truly do live in a Society

  • @almondboyo2428
    @almondboyo2428 3 года назад +1919

    First Pyro inadvertently baits Petscop 2, now he's purposely baiting the Thinning 2. This says a lot about our society.

    • @planatano_
      @planatano_ 3 года назад +56

      You have a loli pfp. This says a lot about our society.

    • @almondboyo2428
      @almondboyo2428 3 года назад +56

      @@planatano_ I'll have you know that she's actually (probably) hundreds of years old. That means it is okay, after all, implied age is not actually age.

    • @dannyfeng5110
      @dannyfeng5110 3 года назад +64

      everyone wants petscop 2, but nobody wants to plant a tree 😔

    • @marew7562
      @marew7562 3 года назад +11

      @@dannyfeng5110 every petscop 2 wants, but tree plant no

    • @hoopmooy3543
      @hoopmooy3543 3 года назад +10

      @Sproot We all know nobody would believe it if he said that.

  • @Pheminon1
    @Pheminon1 2 года назад +70

    Most hacking really is just, "I stole your password, now I can get into your account." So, that hacking scene was actually pretty accurate lol

  • @bradenr867
    @bradenr867 2 года назад +147

    Logan’s a good actor, I mean he acted like an interesting person for years

  • @bugalet
    @bugalet 3 года назад +1695

    Don't let the 19 billion view stretch goal distract you from the fact that this is pyro's plan to dethrone MLG teletubbies as his most watched video

    • @anotherwanderingwisp858
      @anotherwanderingwisp858 3 года назад +6

      Billion* 😅

    • @bugalet
      @bugalet 3 года назад +7

      @@anotherwanderingwisp858 Oops my bad - thanks for the nudge :)

    • @lonniesmith1360
      @lonniesmith1360 3 года назад +11

      i guess we'll have to get mlg teletubbies to 50 billion as well

    • @gamehive8025
      @gamehive8025 3 года назад +8

      We must not let that happen.

    • @danishcookies
      @danishcookies 3 года назад +1

      Well it looks like this video is doing pretty bad compared to his usual views. But let's just hope😤

  • @tullius1289
    @tullius1289 3 года назад +2596

    Back in high school our teacher literally made us watch this during class as he thought it was a "great critique of the education system"

    • @strikeveteran247
      @strikeveteran247 3 года назад +183

      Wait is it pyro or the movie? If its the latter then ur teacher is sadistic.

    • @Scourgeoftengri
      @Scourgeoftengri 3 года назад +64

      ANSWER US WE MUST KNOW OF THIS PROPHET

    • @icytidal3228
      @icytidal3228 3 года назад +405

      If they said “back in high school” they probably don’t mean a day ago

    • @joejr1120
      @joejr1120 3 года назад +70

      Riiiiight... and Minecraft is an amazing Physics simulator.

    • @carmenpopescu1284
      @carmenpopescu1284 3 года назад +10

      Satan :
      I just wanted to say I’m a huge fan

  • @bisexualsmoothtalker1270
    @bisexualsmoothtalker1270 2 года назад +21

    The fact that the movie tried to pass off Logan Paul as ‘smart’ is hilarious to me

  • @sonicgamer999-
    @sonicgamer999- 2 года назад +41

    That “NO I’M FUCKING NOT!” Was the only time logan has ever made me crack a smile

  • @theemeraldtuber1153
    @theemeraldtuber1153 3 года назад +1533

    I feel bad for the guards. They're just trying to do their job, but they all get beat up by Logan's biceps.

    • @donquesewilliamswilliams3497
      @donquesewilliamswilliams3497 3 года назад +89

      Where was Logan at Auschwitz with those biceps?

    • @stevenbobbybills
      @stevenbobbybills 3 года назад +15

      @@donquesewilliamswilliams3497 smh

    • @promethium-145
      @promethium-145 3 года назад +33

      @@donquesewilliamswilliams3497 Yeh. Also, why would the students be told beforehand that they might be executed? Why not just hide control chips in their head (using sci fi tech or something) which explode when the exam failures are escorted into a soundproof room? I just made this up, and it's almost more plausible than this film. El Momento de BRUH.

    • @emarythomp
      @emarythomp 3 года назад +24

      @@promethium-145 well they don’t actually kill them either. It’s kinda pointless

    • @promethium-145
      @promethium-145 3 года назад +10

      @@emarythomp Oh, right. Well, they could just inject the failed students with sleepers, and then ship them to the sweatshops. Idk lol.

  • @mitchellforrest1625
    @mitchellforrest1625 3 года назад +398

    I love how Pyro changed the thumbnail to show that the real The Thinning was the hairline we lost along the way

  • @popebiscuit3443
    @popebiscuit3443 3 года назад +48

    That movie sounds incredibly boring but the only time I really got an emotional reaction out of this video was you putting Halo music to footage of Mass Effect.

    • @nman551
      @nman551 10 месяцев назад

      Same here

  • @ob2kenobi388
    @ob2kenobi388 2 года назад +6

    My headcanon for the Pop-Tart scene:
    The dad has a member of his staff go out and buy Pop-Tarts for him, take them out of the cardboard box, and put them in the wooden case. That way he won't know what flavor they are, and he wants to be surprised

    • @chrisdawson1776
      @chrisdawson1776 2 года назад

      Ok mate that cool and all.. but who asked lmao

    • @bunnyventi
      @bunnyventi 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@chrisdawson1776me i asked

  • @kahutiarisk8075
    @kahutiarisk8075 3 года назад +1864

    As a New Zealander I would like to say we also have fish and chips. But no wife...

    • @JermaSus985
      @JermaSus985 3 года назад +64

      As a New Zealander I can confirm

    • @endmybuffering
      @endmybuffering 3 года назад +66

      Can also confirm it is our only food source

    • @ruthvik8913
      @ruthvik8913 3 года назад +49

      As fish and chips I can confirm

    • @nocomment7787
      @nocomment7787 3 года назад +46

      As a confirm I can New Zealander

    • @FreedomCobra
      @FreedomCobra 3 года назад +20

      atleast you have sheep

  • @analienmango8756
    @analienmango8756 3 года назад +1031

    The concept of "The Thinning" would have the opposite effect of what its supposed to do, since parents would have as many kids as possible to increase the chances of having at least a few that would pass.

    • @Nekoszowa
      @Nekoszowa 3 года назад +141

      All the writers would have to do is to make a rule that in such world parents can have only two children.

    • @tzorfireis425
      @tzorfireis425 3 года назад +233

      Also by killing off so many kids 20 years after the thinning is implemented there's going to be a demographic apocalypse because there's straight up not enough adults to support the economy, which while technically achieving the purported goal of reducing humankind's ecological impact, would still be an utter disaster for everyone involved.

    • @Air_Serpent
      @Air_Serpent 3 года назад +83

      @@tzorfireis425 which is what China is going through, oddly enough

    • @deadshot5007
      @deadshot5007 3 года назад +8

      @@tzorfireis425 Did you see in the end where they show that they weren't executed?

    • @joujou264
      @joujou264 3 года назад +64

      @@tzorfireis425 In times of hardship, in reality, people would leave their elders to die, by walking them to the woods and leaving them there. Somehow, I guess, it's more "nice" to kill kids than old people who already had a long, nice life and are no longer contributing to society much. When your whole story relies on the "trolley problem" at least make the story justify why the clearly wrong decision was made.

  • @offbrandbiscuit
    @offbrandbiscuit 2 года назад +17

    I remember when the trailers of this were first coming out and I thought the idea was really interesting, a dark future where they're so obsessed with intellect that they let a test define whether you live or die. But then they shot themselves in the foot with the ending showing that they failures of the test literally are just sent to work, producing the tablets that are used for the test.
    You could paint that as a reflection of society where the lower-scoring people have to work menial jobs (line worker, shelf-stacker, etc.) that are generally considered undesirable by the rest of the general public, while the more intellectually gifted go on to bigger things such as science, finance, etc. But when the idea of your film is "if you aren't smart enough for this test, you will literally die" it really shoots the whole premise in the foot by meaning the stakes are basically non-existent now.
    A̶l̶s̶o̶,̶ ̶L̶o̶g̶a̶n̶ ̶P̶a̶u̶l̶'̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶i̶t̶,̶ ̶s̶o̶,̶ ̶a̶u̶t̶o̶m̶a̶t̶i̶c̶ ̶l̶o̶s̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶5̶ ̶p̶o̶i̶n̶t̶s̶.̶

  • @kinghashbrown7998
    @kinghashbrown7998 3 года назад +34

    Out of all the youtuber movies, this is the only movie I've seen with an interesting premise, probably the only compliment I can give this movie

  • @JameBond007.
    @JameBond007. 3 года назад +2632

    i like how the test scores are dragable so you can just switch them

  • @user-en7dx1qp3k
    @user-en7dx1qp3k 3 года назад +1847

    I love the character development in this movie. The dad goes from the most reasonable to the least reasonable character.

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 3 года назад +39

      Yeah ngl, I thought he was gonna be a helpless boomer to a hypocritical doûché

    • @Flome810
      @Flome810 3 года назад +89

      @@ammagon4519 Nah I thought he was gonna discover his dabbing powers to their full potential

    • @Unreachableparadise
      @Unreachableparadise 3 года назад +24

      yeah thats probably what happens when you associate with logan paul

    • @hrmrmrmmr6306
      @hrmrmrmmr6306 3 года назад

      yes lol

    • @PGerman.
      @PGerman. 3 года назад

      Sounds like Ironwood in rwby

  • @Forestdude9000
    @Forestdude9000 2 года назад +12

    I like the concept, but I feel like there were other, far less expensive options. Also, yes Pyro, it's the bottom 5%. Also the reason the adults are so cruel is that they survived the thinning, meaning statistically 60% of everyone they knew in their schools are dead.
    Also, sequel?

  • @MarquisBS
    @MarquisBS 2 года назад +9

    12:31 That's probably the most accurate display of hacking. Getting into someone elses account. That's what it is all about. Getting to know their credentials and then using them.

  • @lenoribahi
    @lenoribahi 3 года назад +4291

    Sequel is “The thickening” and it’s just Logan doing squats for 1h34m

    • @emuofficial9426
      @emuofficial9426 3 года назад +49

      Underrated comment

    • @bepisthescienceman4202
      @bepisthescienceman4202 3 года назад +225

      No it's just a picture of Logan slowly expanding

    • @Enilks
      @Enilks 3 года назад +24

      I'm thinning cuz all the air is rapidly exiting out of my youngs

    • @kino8462
      @kino8462 3 года назад +19

      it should be logan receiving a hair transplant so that pyro can't make another receding hairline joke

    • @user-kv1qi6cf1s
      @user-kv1qi6cf1s 3 года назад

      LMAO

  • @oisinmccaughley624
    @oisinmccaughley624 3 года назад +2187

    It’s really funny because the UN is going against the Geneva convention in this movie

    • @marvininabox
      @marvininabox 3 года назад +307

      Nothing new there

    • @Antiyoukai
      @Antiyoukai 3 года назад +14

      UN Man Bad

    • @sup_a
      @sup_a 3 года назад +176

      @INFINIVERSE OF SWAG what countries can do or cant do in wars like they can’t kill civilians or use nukes.

    • @Shinhwachangjo01
      @Shinhwachangjo01 3 года назад +68

      @@Antiyoukai yes UN bad

    • @bordigotto6603
      @bordigotto6603 3 года назад +152

      more like geneve suggestion

  • @epicboxx3838
    @epicboxx3838 2 года назад +9

    The story is good but the execution is literally in hell.
    But there is a major plot hole of why they chose students and not like prisoners, just cut prison food, and spend money to increase agricultural export.
    36:31 someone call Johnny Joestar on this man

    • @Dr.Oofers
      @Dr.Oofers 11 месяцев назад

      Well the whole point is that parents keep having kids, and more kids means bigger population.
      They probably have the death penalty for more prisons in an event like this. But that only solves a portion of the problem.
      Agricultural exports makes the most sense, yet at the same time, with the world dwindling on resources due to population, that likely includes land. Not just in the US but the rest of world.

  • @raspinch6417
    @raspinch6417 2 года назад +13

    17:02 the most creative sponsor ever

  • @OneSaltyBruh
    @OneSaltyBruh 3 года назад +1797

    “Logan Paul’s first movie is worse than you can imagine”
    Damn, that is an accomplishment

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker 3 года назад +23

      It isn't like Logan has managed to beat the cringe meter every movie he makes

    • @just_a_turtle_chad
      @just_a_turtle_chad 3 года назад +18

      Logan Paul's movie isn't even approved by a turtle

    • @obs7477
      @obs7477 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @theovalgum8746
      @theovalgum8746 3 года назад +4

      @@just_a_turtle_chad what is you're opinion on plastic straw

    • @obamium3020
      @obamium3020 3 года назад +2

      “I don’t know, I can imagine quite a bit”

  • @gunnery519
    @gunnery519 3 года назад +1169

    the concept is actually really interesting, and terrifying... but it's executed so badly

    • @toastcrumch
      @toastcrumch 3 года назад +67

      Executed (badum tss)

    • @MrTheil
      @MrTheil 3 года назад +7

      That’s exactly how I felt

    • @Catglittercrafts
      @Catglittercrafts 3 года назад +1

      Exactly!

    • @amor7886
      @amor7886 3 года назад

      right? they had so much potential

    • @gunnery519
      @gunnery519 3 года назад +13

      @@amor7886 I really wanted to see the repercussions this had on the world, like rioting, and protests in schools and stuff. Like they really could have made a great film here

  • @Noto
    @Noto 2 года назад +9

    I like how all of these teenagers fighting the guards are somehow jacked enough to beat the shit out of grown men with batons that are probably put through military training.

  • @ZeyTheDaemon
    @ZeyTheDaemon 2 года назад +9

    That ending kinda defeats the whole purpose of the thinning being a thing in the first place. If it's to solve population issues, but they just move the failures underground, then... You're not solving shit, just moving the problem elsewhere. I don't really see how that solves anything.

  • @GrammarGaming
    @GrammarGaming 3 года назад +816

    moral of the story: quiet = sad instead of loud = funny

  • @goldentoxic2137
    @goldentoxic2137 3 года назад +1529

    "If you fail in this exam you get excuted"
    Suicidal students: now this looks like a job for me

    • @khajiithaswares4147
      @khajiithaswares4147 3 года назад +71

      Did you mean: all students

    • @MrSadisticLlama
      @MrSadisticLlama 3 года назад +40

      Yea but not even that, as we see at the end of the movie, they are basically enslaved to be china sweatshop workers for the rest of there lives

    • @Shawnmiller1903
      @Shawnmiller1903 3 года назад +31

      the concept was interesting ill admit

    • @hexius_
      @hexius_ 3 года назад +2

      @@Shawnmiller1903 I agree ahahaha.

    • @DioGriffinKirby
      @DioGriffinKirby 3 года назад

      @@Shawnmiller1903 yea but left on a cliff hanger lol

  • @mishmash4760
    @mishmash4760 2 года назад +6

    FYI when he said “No relation to a lonely man in Sweden” he was referring to his cry of fear video. My favorite on this channel

  • @dpet7756
    @dpet7756 Год назад +3

    imagine passing the thinning for 11 years straight only to fail the last one

  • @notandum
    @notandum 3 года назад +355

    the most annoying thing about this movie is that the concept is honestly pretty intriguing but it's just wasted

    • @wazz35
      @wazz35 3 года назад +45

      Interesting concept, brutal execution

    • @dillpickle88888
      @dillpickle88888 3 года назад +16

      Try reading Unwind same concept but better execution

    • @bruhmoment2306
      @bruhmoment2306 3 года назад +2

      @@dillpickle88888 yes, greatest book series I’ve ever read, and I read ALOT, so that’s saying something

    • @pergys6991
      @pergys6991 3 года назад

      @@wazz35 the execution went well but unfortunately it failed to actually kill any of us

    • @rad.yall27
      @rad.yall27 3 года назад +8

      Seriously, they probably need to hire better writers/directors. and maybe include better actors too, this movie could be a real dystopian blockbuster. The cheating with contact lens plot device honestly could be explored further, making the whole premise much more interesting... this is honestly disappointing!

  • @sothxc
    @sothxc 3 года назад +903

    Lol why are people saying Pyro has woken up from a coma.. he’s just spent weeks editing a video about Logan Paul, nothing but dedication this whole time

    • @toxic8129
      @toxic8129 3 года назад +30

      Yeah he posts every month

    • @lynxx0812
      @lynxx0812 3 года назад +13

      still waiting for Petscope 2

    • @whateverkat8122
      @whateverkat8122 3 года назад +11

      @@lynxx0812 You’re hilarious

    • @minnows-_-
      @minnows-_- 3 года назад +9

      High quality long videos every once in a blue moon is better than 10 minute hastily made ones

    • @professorpenne9962
      @professorpenne9962 3 года назад +2

      that in itself is like directly exposing yourself to chernobyl levels of toxicity. pyro is a brave lesbian.

  • @creativekitsune1298
    @creativekitsune1298 2 года назад +13

    The concept is such a great idea! Just… the execution… is so bad. They could’ve done so much better.

  • @ceciladams4882
    @ceciladams4882 3 года назад +38

    Wow the concept is actually fascinating. I wish they could have done more, also logan's acting is actually not that bad. Not great, not horrible just on the grey area.

    • @RoflcopterLamo
      @RoflcopterLamo 10 месяцев назад

      No its not its some basic ass teenage girl dystopia novel
      This would be a throwaway gag on family guy its that un-fleshed out and simple
      like those divergent books which were really just an allusion to college. but with autism mc?

  • @adddiz
    @adddiz 3 года назад +2282

    pyrocynical has become a fusion between IHE and internet historian

    • @theoreticalphysics3644
      @theoreticalphysics3644 3 года назад +50

      Holy crap you're right

    • @eshwar6969
      @eshwar6969 3 года назад +29

      And it's great

    • @conq1273
      @conq1273 3 года назад +40

      @Zouthth That's the best part

    • @supraguy4694
      @supraguy4694 3 года назад +16

      Except he doesn't have an ugly ass pfp like IHE

    • @_Jeep_
      @_Jeep_ 3 года назад

      Im not complaining

  • @kino8462
    @kino8462 3 года назад +1389

    “You know what we do with Parasites?!”
    Put them in the trending tab

  • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodbu3733
    @yourfriendlyneighborhoodbu3733 2 года назад +12

    15:09 Fukien naoooo XD

  • @johnsonnosnhoj3851
    @johnsonnosnhoj3851 2 года назад +6

    I love how during an event made to maintain resources, they use technological shackles for their failing students.

  • @johnhowell145
    @johnhowell145 3 года назад +825

    the maths of getting rid of 5% of the same group every year 12 times is insane, by 12th grade only 54ish% of the original cohort would be left

    • @manifesto_mindset
      @manifesto_mindset 3 года назад +192

      Not to mention that the actual premise of "overpopulation is what's destroying the planet" is also complete nonsense bullshit on top of that

    • @ravendefinitelyover188
      @ravendefinitelyover188 3 года назад +30

      @@manifesto_mindset overpopulation does destroy the world tho

    • @manifesto_mindset
      @manifesto_mindset 3 года назад +212

      @@ravendefinitelyover188 Overpopulation doesn't. Unsustainable consumption & waste does.

    • @brettonjohansen1619
      @brettonjohansen1619 3 года назад +74

      @@manifesto_mindset Yeah, from overpopulation...

    • @Scrungelz
      @Scrungelz 3 года назад +61

      @@manifesto_mindset Yeah there's a thing called carrying capacity which is the maximum amount of something (people in this case) that an ecosystem can support. Once you go over it people would die of starvation and such until you're back under the carrying capacity. Then repeat.

  • @rpgryder1886
    @rpgryder1886 3 года назад +572

    Its so weird seeing dez from austin and ally and emma from bunk'd and jesse my childhood in a dystopia movie

    • @hanialis7704
      @hanialis7704 3 года назад +16

      Ikr

    • @theonlyplain
      @theonlyplain 3 года назад +6

      man i wished i had a childhood

    • @Dondon-wt5mw
      @Dondon-wt5mw 3 года назад +18

      Emma from jessie

    • @starringvincentprice
      @starringvincentprice 3 года назад +31

      @@theonlyplain mate did you pop out the womb aged 20 what the fuck

    • @420mar5
      @420mar5 3 года назад +9

      @@Dondon-wt5mw Yeah I knew her from Jessie and then I was gladly surprised seeing her in cobra kai

  • @metallibasscovers
    @metallibasscovers 3 года назад +16

    I just remember me and my cousins seeing an ad for this movie years ago and never heard about thinking it was some weird dream I had but nope I just remembered that this is real.

  • @fullcircle2507
    @fullcircle2507 2 года назад +10

    The batons are compact batons that slip into the handle and the are practically wobbly metal pipes

  • @genghiskhan8782
    @genghiskhan8782 3 года назад +271

    Notice how there's a slight confusion sometimes when someone calls Logan Paul 'Blake', like he still hasn't gotten used to not being recognized every five seconds.

  • @jmigsan
    @jmigsan 3 года назад +2023

    Took me too long to realise those were 2 different girls

    • @goose7215
      @goose7215 3 года назад +17

      Were they played by the same actor?

    • @EsotericTherapy
      @EsotericTherapy 3 года назад +56

      Bit of a lesson for casting agents, there.

    • @dodothegamer9027
      @dodothegamer9027 3 года назад +14

      Logan Paul officially has a small connection to the Tom and Jerry movie

    • @lachlanmtb7540
      @lachlanmtb7540 3 года назад +1

      Lmao same

    • @Dianimations_
      @Dianimations_ 3 года назад +1

      SAME

  • @18squirrelsupmycrack
    @18squirrelsupmycrack Год назад +6

    3:48 the premise of this movie sounds like a tiktok POV

  • @silenttera666
    @silenttera666 2 года назад +5

    12:06
    You better believe that's a paddling.

  • @asher3262
    @asher3262 3 года назад +442

    Why wouldn’t they just put a limit to how many children you can have instead of murdering ones that already exist💀💀

    • @thatlemonadeguy6742
      @thatlemonadeguy6742 3 года назад +38

      Because we already have One Child Nation and What Happened to Monday?, you know, actual good movies.

    • @joaoostroski4778
      @joaoostroski4778 3 года назад +27

      in the movie it says that whiile in other countries do that, america is different.
      because fuck it! they always are, so i guess they got that right. 10/10
      (they say that when they are showing the little animated movie about how the sistem works to the children that are about to take the test)

    • @franz3810
      @franz3810 3 года назад +2

      other countries have that system but USA adopted that model

    • @icecrystal2310
      @icecrystal2310 3 года назад +5

      Because China would've thrown a hissy fit over this movie.

    • @randomperson3228
      @randomperson3228 3 года назад +1

      That’s a book

  • @themanwithoutaplan9389
    @themanwithoutaplan9389 3 года назад +3366

    Kinda late comment, but I’m 99% sure that the masks, voice changers, and makeup are actually designed to protect the identity of the people who do the thinning. It’s kinda like how executioners wore hoods so the city or village wouldn’t know who it was and seek retribution or revenge through them. Might also just be overthinking it, and that they did it to make the guards look extra faceless and evil.

    • @Turnaround72
      @Turnaround72 2 года назад +66

      Executioners did not need to hide their identity, it was essential in the case of executing Bloody Mary

    • @celeryking3483
      @celeryking3483 2 года назад +511

      Yeah I wouldn't want people to know I acted in the movie either

    • @shunderstock8080
      @shunderstock8080 2 года назад +14

      Ah yes, people who do their jobs, very evil

    • @pengstirbkuchen5987
      @pengstirbkuchen5987 2 года назад +219

      @@shunderstock8080 would you want to be the guy known to execute children for a living? The „I am just following orders“ approach works well in theory, but the reality is kinda different.

    • @shunderstock8080
      @shunderstock8080 2 года назад +22

      @@pengstirbkuchen5987 Well, yeah, it's different, but will I hate these particular guys or will I hate someone who hired them and gave them orders?

  • @xAnto1
    @xAnto1 Год назад +7

    To be fair the concept is alright it just really needs a rework and better actors with actual skills

  • @Wage_gap_gaming
    @Wage_gap_gaming Год назад +5

    14:50 quick revive doesn't work if you also have who's who

  • @AkimboJV
    @AkimboJV 3 года назад +1898

    Fun fact: this terrible movie was filmed at my terrible high school!

    • @kobrax0341
      @kobrax0341 3 года назад +165

      Got any crappy stories you would like to share if you dont mind me asking?

    • @BeckHassen
      @BeckHassen 3 года назад +16

      Which one?

    • @killanatoric6870
      @killanatoric6870 3 года назад +59

      I bet people constantly make jokes about this movie

    • @jaedendirtzu9624
      @jaedendirtzu9624 3 года назад +72

      @@BeckHassen it’s called diamond ranch high school I go there

    • @drewinsur7321
      @drewinsur7321 3 года назад +2

      0 virginia techers around heh?

  • @notrealy180217
    @notrealy180217 3 года назад +4204

    the most annoying part about this, is that the base idea for the film is actually very interesting.

    • @lilyhayes6663
      @lilyhayes6663 3 года назад +283

      Fr actually talented people should write/produce/star in this

    • @Cairo40000
      @Cairo40000 3 года назад +170

      Kinda like Bright. A world where the whole fantasy setting is placed in modern times is good but damn the delivery wasn't the best IMO

    • @erika002
      @erika002 3 года назад +149

      The concept was good but the execution...nope, not execution....all of it was done wrong. It doesn't even "feel" like a dystopian sci-fi movie.

    • @AlbertoTuber
      @AlbertoTuber 3 года назад +6

      I liked it

    • @Gone29364
      @Gone29364 3 года назад +3

      Thought i was the only one here

  • @Illogical.
    @Illogical. 2 года назад +3

    If they remove 5% of the people each test, and there are 12 tests, only 54% of people make it all the way through. also, the test is 2 hours long, so 90% of people with adhd or variants of adhd don't have a chance. Also, it strongly encourages sabotage.

  • @CallMeVidd
    @CallMeVidd 2 года назад +2

    I'm waiting for the Logan Paul video where he rants about how Squid Game shamelessly ripped him off

  • @christianlorrain877
    @christianlorrain877 3 года назад +844

    Pyro: "1 wrong question could still give you a 75%"
    The visual: 4/5=75%

    • @SammyStickman
      @SammyStickman 3 года назад +15

      Guess he would be dead
      (Or put to work)

    • @biosavat9475
      @biosavat9475 2 года назад +39

      Big brain moment

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea Год назад +2

      yes

    • @castor9907
      @castor9907 8 месяцев назад +3

      So what you're saying is he would have failed the test

  • @jakosloth
    @jakosloth 3 года назад +489

    Not only is this movie set in America, but it's set in Texas. And there's no guns in the movie. Yeah you thought if that one real well Logan

    • @Mouse_Librarian
      @Mouse_Librarian 3 года назад +44

      Yeah, he also missed the fact that we say "y'all" every sentence and that we all ride our horses to school every day.

    • @waterdamagedtextbook9858
      @waterdamagedtextbook9858 3 года назад +15

      @@Mouse_Librarian they really missed the mark with this one

    • @jakosloth
      @jakosloth 3 года назад +6

      @@Mouse_Librarian Lmao

    • @slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153
      @slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153 3 года назад +5

      Don't forget this is apparently a dystopian world, and I reckon in a dystopian world innocent people wouldn't be allowed to own guns.

    • @accountname9506
      @accountname9506 3 года назад +1

      @@slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153 I don't think Logan thought that far.

  • @resevoirdog
    @resevoirdog 2 года назад +19

    28:55 this joke literally gave me a laugh attack I haven't done that shit in forever lol good video I love the attention to detail in your script it sounds all checked and all looks sick! Great video

  • @rimurutempest4945
    @rimurutempest4945 2 года назад +4

    You know in competent hands, this movie could have been compelling pn highlighting the darker sides of standardized testings, the education system, and the pressures society puts on students and grades. But nope, such potential is wasted.

  • @fangs0912
    @fangs0912 3 года назад +645

    Only the real ones know that it’s actually Emma Ross from Jessie

  • @USSMariner
    @USSMariner 3 года назад +3756

    The eye makeup in hindsight is actually genius.
    In a society not run by brainlets, you'd be easily able to see kids trying to pass as guards since they wouldn't have eye makeup.

    • @e4_blitz785
      @e4_blitz785 3 года назад +80

      You underestimate females

    • @likeabossgaming5571
      @likeabossgaming5571 3 года назад +226

      @@e4_blitz785 Well, all the guards are male, no? Also, guards have specific voice changers.

    • @e4_blitz785
      @e4_blitz785 3 года назад +88

      @@likeabossgaming5571 The voice changer is probably in the uniform..

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 3 года назад +62

      Kids can see makeup. And buy it. And wear it.

    • @radioactivemango2029
      @radioactivemango2029 3 года назад +28

      @@jimreily7538 no I think it is since the resources are scare and expensive

  • @ramanand5187
    @ramanand5187 2 года назад +6

    "The man who beat KSI and only lost because of a point difference"
    Lmfao 😂😂😂😂

  • @runner0233
    @runner0233 2 года назад +3

    the guards sound like the cloakers from payday 2

  • @Yahiamice
    @Yahiamice 3 года назад +15827

    starring Logan Paul's biceps as ''Blake Redding's Biceps"

  • @WhyNot-xz7vx
    @WhyNot-xz7vx 3 года назад +548

    So guys we did it, pyro made fun of dream

    • @dababystone472
      @dababystone472 3 года назад +27

      "So guys we did it we finnely reached the point where we made fun of green minecraft stickman"

    • @angadgrewal9324
      @angadgrewal9324 3 года назад +2

      timestamp

    • @maxerduster
      @maxerduster 3 года назад +1

      @german citizen same thing tbh

  • @thegoldenbucketstudios9896
    @thegoldenbucketstudios9896 Год назад +1

    Gaurds sound like they boutta tell me to pick up a can

  • @PlantFromDiscord
    @PlantFromDiscord 2 года назад +1

    "we have fish and chips, football, and wife"
    this is two steps funnier than rick turning himself into a pickle

  • @crunglemcbungley
    @crunglemcbungley 3 года назад +707

    When the kid gets bumped and loses his contacts... That's just not how contacts work. I wear contacts. They are FIRMLY attached to your retinas. You can't just have them fly out of your face by getting shoved too hard.
    Edit: Look man I'm not a fuckin' biologist, I just know retinas are bits in the eyes, and mine don't work very well

    • @Twiggy10
      @Twiggy10 3 года назад +3

      Yeah, I was thinking that

    • @puddleBUN
      @puddleBUN 3 года назад +22

      ATTACHED TO YOUR RETINAS???

    • @SHAD0WKNITE
      @SHAD0WKNITE 3 года назад +17

      Yeah I have wore contacts for 4 years only time they get close to falling out is if I get poked in the eye or my eyes get more dry than a desert

    • @Jayozranger
      @Jayozranger 3 года назад +15

      Nooo...... they were just physics clipped into his model and got launched out

    • @meatdress8111
      @meatdress8111 3 года назад +3

      "Retinas" lol

  • @ACuteBlastosis
    @ACuteBlastosis 3 года назад +251

    The Promised Neverland walked so The Thinning could trip on its own feet and fall down two flights of stairs

  • @speedygd3415
    @speedygd3415 2 года назад +2

    They should have made people have 3 strikes, imagine doing 10 grades of passing scores then one year you just lose.

  • @etienneleroi9515
    @etienneleroi9515 10 месяцев назад +1

    I like how this test is the most important thing for these students in their lives, but it's still shorter than the Regent's exams, even though it covers way more stuff

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 5 месяцев назад

      Honestly, though, the point is just to figure out who the dumbest 5% are, not to achieve some sort of benchmark or whatever, so it makes sense that it wouldn't need to be THAT intense.

  • @MusicDecomposer
    @MusicDecomposer 3 года назад +2327

    5:17 You confused the girl from Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2 and 3 with the girl from Diary of a Wimpy Kid 1.

  • @adolfdripler3413
    @adolfdripler3413 3 года назад +849

    the pop tart scene is like every youtuber trying to stretch a video to 8 minutes

    • @matto2329
      @matto2329 3 года назад +2

      i agreee

    • @cdvideodump
      @cdvideodump 3 года назад +17

      Real OG's remember when it was 10 minutes

    • @wess5601
      @wess5601 3 года назад +5

      @@cdvideodump I thought it still was

    • @PersonPlaceThing1
      @PersonPlaceThing1 3 года назад +4

      @@cdvideodump wait it's not 10 anymore?

    • @grandduchyofwales
      @grandduchyofwales 3 года назад

      @@cdvideodump it's still 10 isn't it?

  • @emerald4233
    @emerald4233 2 года назад

    These ads feel like a high effort mobile ad

  • @ghostpotato8041
    @ghostpotato8041 11 месяцев назад +4

    Wont lie, to me, the whole idea of a society built off of killing a certain amount of people is super interesting to me. The fact that it is so normalised that they show it to children is actually a terrifying concept. But then all that just gets ruined by big blonde man and his big biceps

  • @ConnorPugs
    @ConnorPugs 3 года назад +15068

    Manifesting petscop 2

  • @Mk82282
    @Mk82282 3 года назад +289

    this movie would've been way better if they'd made it a comedy movie, where the guards roast the kids and offer them bad advice for a joke

    • @DewaKrishna_
      @DewaKrishna_ 3 года назад +38

      Ngl the premise itself is actually interesting (an annual test to lower the population amount), i just wished it was executed better

    • @bat6684
      @bat6684 3 года назад +5

      @german citizen yessir

    • @Quetip
      @Quetip 3 года назад +5

      @german citizen I mean it's not bad because it is a youtuber movie, it's bad cuz they just skimped out on the story

    • @goateyes76
      @goateyes76 3 года назад

      ok buddy the acting lol

    • @bat6684
      @bat6684 3 года назад +1

      @@goateyes76 the acting isn’t that bad, the problem is, logan

  • @Labrador78
    @Labrador78 8 месяцев назад +1

    As someone who has dyslexia, I probably would’ve die really soon which sucks because I wouldn’t have very much control over it.

  • @qwertykaps1042
    @qwertykaps1042 3 года назад +3

    What the hell I thought this video came out in 2018 not 2021?

  • @TheMisterEpic
    @TheMisterEpic 3 года назад +11855

    Actually a decent and interesting concept, they could have done much more with it

  • @poncho5073
    @poncho5073 3 года назад +267

    My mom walked in when you were referring to to student giving the teacher “benefits” and she asked what I was watching- so I told her I’m watching an in depth documentary on a 2016 best picture

    • @reekarp669
      @reekarp669 3 года назад +1

      It’s not incorrect

  • @towu
    @towu 2 года назад +6

    6:48 *Mm yes Notch, the new Pewdiepie*

  • @hoodedorsumn
    @hoodedorsumn Год назад +3

    as an older brother with a bunkd obsessed sister i can confirm, yes that 5 second clip defines the entire show.

  • @caenn47
    @caenn47 3 года назад +265

    The amount of mass effect refrences are taking over the dark souls one, what a society we live in

  • @ryzokusovai3403
    @ryzokusovai3403 3 года назад +296

    Man I'd take Pyro advertising Honey over MrBeast any day

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 3 года назад +36

      pyro is one of the few people that I don't skip their ad part (drew gooden's ads are hilarious too)

    • @naethavenir9422
      @naethavenir9422 3 года назад +10

      Tuna Fish don't forget Internet historian too!

    • @soniamokros5643
      @soniamokros5643 3 года назад +2

      Pyro and Internet Historian are one of few people that somehow manage to make advertisements fun

  • @PedroRodrigues-je6xp
    @PedroRodrigues-je6xp 2 года назад +1

    the ad was more entrtaining than this movie lmao

  • @yourfavweeb
    @yourfavweeb 10 месяцев назад +1

    25:34 Blud thinks he's in Star Wars 💀💀