"I can't imagine having a baby." This poor man doesn't have an imagination. He's asking for help by stating straight facts and he's getting ignored at every turn.
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt
So guys we did it, we reached a quarter of a year without uploading. 3 months and still counting. The fact that we reached this number in such a big channel is just phenomenal
To be fair, he could have been sent to jail for negligence and child endangerment. He likely wouldn't if their was a case because no harm was done and the defense could argue he only meant for her to stay in the car briefly, but he was still endangering the life of his kid.
The thing about Dhar Mann-style videos that makes them feel bottom-tier is that they essentially progress the story by having a narrator explain it, rather than letting it progress naturally through the characters. It goes against a basic rule for writing stories, the rule in question being show, don't tell. Don't directly tell your viewers what's going to happen in the story, show the story playing out through the characters' actions and emotions. And that was my mini-essay on why Dhar Mann is a bad writer.
No, the reason dhar mann's videos feel cheap is because his characters are all one-dimensional and barely resemble an actual human being. You know, we're all complex. No person is simply black or white in terms of morality and if someone's heels are dug deep into their beliefs, his skits are too lowkey to believably change an actual person. The copycats here tho.... man, they're far far worse.
all of his storys are basically are in multiple categorys and he chooses which category his video is going to be in for the day. dont judge people. dont be mean. dont take things for granted.
If anyone's wondering where is Pyrocynical for the pass months he's been working on a 8 hour long video about a British tv series called Utopia. It's already been finished but the video has been unlisted/privated for 22 copyright claims and the video is currently blocked worldwide that probably might take a month for Pyro to fix. He might create a video about it soon but right now his trying to finish Fat Cry 6 on his twitch.
@@arch_dornan6066 I think the video is about the tv show Utopia. A Tv series from the UK that was cancelled by Amazon i believe. I believe pyro would be tackling every episode since it's a 7 hour long video.
Dhar Mann would accept, get in the ring and just when the fight is starting refusing to harm the other, while pyrocynical wins, but the judge finds it so respectful that he would sacrifice everything just to stand up to a bully, and he sees pyrocynical as the relentless bully because he fought anyways, so the judge grants Dhar Mann the victory and he turns to the audience: "So you see..."
Pyro: At least they didn’t make a “go make me a sandwich” bit. The video, a few seconds earlier: Go get me something fruity, and make me a sandwich too.
Yeah wtf? Like I understand wanting the video to immediately wash away from your mind, it's god awful, but if you're making an analysis video on it... you might, just maybe want to consider actually paying attention
@@walte7267 ah damn, that’s mad. I suppose E4 and channels like it are super strict on copyright. That being side, Surely the video falls under review/criticism, which is SUPPOSED to be protected under fair use laws. Annoying, hopefully he can sort it out!
@@mcdonaldscook or fat cry 2 because a while back he said he wanted to do a review on far cry 2 but I'm more on petscop 2, and also he might've just forgot about fat cry 2
@@Nava6 Nah it's either Fat Cry 2 or a "the best video game you never hear of" type of video. In one of Pyros streams he said that Fat Cry 2 is one of his next big project videos and since the release of Fat Cry 3 he kept making hints and references to Far Cry 2. Petscop on the other hand, in one of his streams he said that Pestcop 2 is coming, but is afraid it's going to be dissapointing.
It's disgusting how relatable pyrocynical is he even knew I watched the people faking being crazy video. And then reference it throughout the entire video like pyrocynical is next level
Dharman does actually have harmful bad messages. Most of his messages are “don’t be mean because they might be famous” instead of “don’t be mean because it’s the wrong thing to do” basically a very inhuman inhumane message.
Its a bunch of cringe strawman arguements. It's okay to try and teach morals but when you're screaming down through a microphone from your high horse the message gets lost. Path to hell with good intentions and all that
dhar manns videos are so one dimensional they unintentionally loop back around to having shitty messages like 'hey dont bully this fat lady cause she might actually end up super hot and lose all that weight' cause god forbid anybody stay looking the way they were and still deserve respect
Its because they have some kind of weird need to justify why the bullying is bad. "Bullying is a bad thing to do" isn't good enough, we need some kind of superficial positive trait to show us that you shouldn't have messed with them
At this point, I can only assume two things: #1. You're finally getting some fat, furry moobs... and no longer care about RUclips. #2. The Queen has had you murdered. R.I.P. in Peace, Pyro.
In case you're actually wondering his latest video is like 8 hours long but its got like 22 copywrite claims and considering the behemoth length of the video, its gonna take a shit tonne of time for him to edit around it to make it uploadable
@@pablocruz531 eh youtube has some dumb policies but I'd like to think this new addition is good as it essentially warns creators "hey, all your monetisation on this video may be stolen if you upload, here's your chance to edit and fix it before uploading"
I love how cody ko and dhar mann are friends its wierd but im fine with that if he’s happy then im fine. its funny how cody ko had a collad with Dhar mann.
This video makes me nostalgic, not because I've watched your or his videos since childhood, but because I laughed out loud at 19:47 like an actual fat child.
"Taste" literal front page trending for like weeks, but I guess you can't expect from a dream clone that just copies other minecraft click bait channels.
24:40 We not gonna talk about how they just stole the plot of Cobra Kai? ☠️ with the kid who gets bullied (and is also disabled) and is taught by their sensei to defend themselves through karate? 😭
Download Opera GX for free here: operagx.gg/Pyrocynical
No
Ok
No
No
Epic
“Dhar Mann calls out Pyrocynical, immediately regrets it.”
Dhar man calls pyrocynical on the ring, definitely changes lives
"What happens next will shock you"
| Dhar Mann
💀
What happens next is SHOCKING
Pyrocynical doesn’t make petscop 2,lives to regret it.
He will though.
@@osparav ...
@@osparav bruh
@@osparav bruh
What did AhtoxaTV say?
Pyro doesn’t make Petscop within 4 years and instantly regrets it
His kneecap will regret it more if it doesnt come out next year
THAS WHY HE BEEN GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! For 2 months OGBnMnGG Oahu’s your dad has been banned for months at this moment
@@THEONEPIEEECE Only the one kneecap? Weak.
@@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 now now, you dont break both of them together, he has to learn the pain to fear it
The petscop video is 4 years old? Damn that made me feel old a bit
“Where is Pyro?”
“Gone. Reduced to atoms.”
Is pyro ded now? Asking fo a friend
@@Brutaltronics no
“Dhar Mann says he doesn’t like his number one fan”
OH
everyone knows charlie is his number one fan
@@jessiehall1828 true
and INSTANTLY Regrets it
@@jessiehall1828 imagine having jesus as your number 1 fan
"Man dies, lives to regret it."
@Milk no
Yes
“Man regrets, dies to live it.”
"regret it lives, Man dies to."
*hol up*
They’re not just telling stories, they’re expanding their egos
👏👏👏 how did you figure out that?
Lmfao
and their wallets
Waltercraft
Commenting because this should stay top comment
We’re not just telling stories we’re taking lives
wtf 😂😂😂
Hell yea I gotta tell more stories.
😂🤨
we're not just telling stories, paralyzing 8 year olds with the inner dragon of a disabled kid.
well this is just like a August the duck comment
“Man does bad thing, what happens next isn’t actually that shocking”
why the only reply is a fucking bot
@create sussy
@create My suspicions about you are susceptible to sustaining indefinitely if you don’t stop. In other words
_S_ _U_ _S_
Jokes aside, the water supply being converted to sparkling would be a horrific fate.
What’s your tax bracket bro?
I agree
sparkling water is god awful
@@AlabamaMan wrong
@@theartillery9724 fact
Dhar Mann copies are like watching a high budget school project.
@Nikhil to you as well, fellow Punpun fan
Punpun out here speaking facts
@Flare Okay?
@Flare ok lol
It's more like Dhar mann videos are like high budget school projects, while the copies are low school budget.
calm down guys, he's working on the next "shrek has swag"
if only...
"I can't imagine having a baby."
This poor man doesn't have an imagination. He's asking for help by stating straight facts and he's getting ignored at every turn.
haha, nice man
Yes man, very nice
Who is the character at 18:51? Would like to know
@@meruemtheking1012 Alex Mercer from Prototype
@@Frontgid Thanks
"Did you see how Cody Ko blasted 'em?" *neighs*
My man did the:
Abbey Road banner, amazing
Hello Gandhi give me a unique quote
Kid: *Breathes*
The bullies: It’S a tHe CrInGe KiD fRoM tHoSE CRinGe YoUTUbE ViDEoS
this aged like milk
Pyro acting for his channel:*pretty decent*
Pyro acting anywhere else:THE ALIENS AR-
-E COMING! WE'VE BEEN COMPROMISED!
@@denizo9263 Spit it out Corporal.
@@thecamper127 Oh, we are so fucked
Captain.
Captain
Evil pyrocynical be like: I will post a video today
not today but *daily*
"Dhar Man calls out Pyrocynical, what happens next will shock you."
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt
@@TheV-Man don't read this unfunny comment tldr.
Unwholesome af.
@@TheV-Man You just have a bad sense of humor
@@TheV-Man so this is how you get an A on your test, you just had to make someone pissed off to the point where they make a whole thesis?
@@TheV-Man who cares?
Pyro’s sponsorships has evolved from RAID to Opera. True character development.
We appreciate evolution.
i actually use opera gx, it's quite good
@@orangecat9559 Thank you for the experience sharing.
@@orangecat9559 yeah thanks for the input I might try it
Opera is pretty poggers ngl it’s one of the few RUclips sponsors I actually use, up there with raycon nord and honey
this video proves we live in a society
Its 1 min old broski
who
•ᶜᵃⁿ ⁱ ᵍᵉᵗ ¹ ˢᵘᵇ ᵇᵉᶠᵒʳᵉ ᵗᵒᵐᵒʳʳᵒʷ?•😢\,
We live in a SUSciety 😳😳😳😳!!!!111!!!11!!
yes
So guys we did it, we reached a quarter of a year without uploading. 3 months and still counting. The fact that we reached this number in such a big channel is just phenomenal
“I’m in a walker!”
“Still, you need to know how to defend yourself, follow me.”
*goes to the gun store*
Don't come to the wheelchair accessible ramp tomorrow
Mounts a 5.56 minigun on the walker.
bro cobra kai looking different
🤣
Wheelchair tank
Pyro hangs out with Internet Historian and now Pyro’s ad reads are 1000% more entertaining to watch
Still gonna skip it, sadge Pyro
4:15 for terraria music
5:12 r6 reference
6:51 doom 2016 music
13:05 doom eternal ambient sounds
Pyro: "I got a big video, it'll be out in the next month or so."
Pyro two months later: .....................
Yeah i also noticed
Damn
petscop 2 🪑🪑
Pyro where are you
@@shantamjohri let me pull up a seat for you guys
🪑 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑
POV: You check pyro's channel everyday waiting for the 6 hour video that he said that would be out in a week (that was three weeks ago)...
that would be out in the next month or so*
He's been streaming on twitch.
two more weeks and we'll get a new video as he said on stream
@@RegretfulBirdConsumer well he said that one month ago, but lets hope that this time is true
Love how I’m reading this THREE weeks ago
I don't think it "eye for an eye" when Julie's offense is way worse.
like bruh she slept with the marriage counselor multiple times.
Wow that's bad
Also the dude didn't cheat yet. He was kinda set up. She wasn't.
Well he did almost kill a child
To be fair, he could have been sent to jail for negligence and child endangerment. He likely wouldn't if their was a case because no harm was done and the defense could argue he only meant for her to stay in the car briefly, but he was still endangering the life of his kid.
the "he thanked him for fixing his marriage" right after that was so funny like bitch this is as broken as a relationship can get
"2 hour long video I'm working on."
Don't get my hopes up, Pyro. Don't do that.
video title starts and ends with a p and has a 2 at the end...
It's most likely going to be fat cry 2 and im excited
@@ProdDimez same
Petscop 2 would be way longer, I wouldn't get my hopes up for that.
Red dead 2 reflection
The thing about Dhar Mann-style videos that makes them feel bottom-tier is that they essentially progress the story by having a narrator explain it, rather than letting it progress naturally through the characters. It goes against a basic rule for writing stories, the rule in question being show, don't tell. Don't directly tell your viewers what's going to happen in the story, show the story playing out through the characters' actions and emotions. And that was my mini-essay on why Dhar Mann is a bad writer.
Solid mini-essay, I can see it being used in a Filmento video.
No, the reason dhar mann's videos feel cheap is because his characters are all one-dimensional and barely resemble an actual human being. You know, we're all complex. No person is simply black or white in terms of morality and if someone's heels are dug deep into their beliefs, his skits are too lowkey to believably change an actual person.
The copycats here tho.... man, they're far far worse.
The morals are for kids so he beats the story over the head of the little viewers to make it extra clear. Better safe than sorry i guess
dhar mann uploads so often , I wonder how many of his videos does he script by himself
all of his storys are basically are in multiple categorys and he chooses which category his video is going to be in for the day. dont judge people. dont be mean. dont take things for granted.
If anyone's wondering where is Pyrocynical for the pass months he's been working on a 8 hour long video about a British tv series called Utopia. It's already been finished but the video has been unlisted/privated for 22 copyright claims and the video is currently blocked worldwide that probably might take a month for Pyro to fix. He might create a video about it soon but right now his trying to finish Fat Cry 6 on his twitch.
what is utopia about?
What's the video about?
@@arch_dornan6066 I think the video is about the tv show Utopia. A Tv series from the UK that was cancelled by Amazon i believe. I believe pyro would be tackling every episode since it's a 7 hour long video.
holy shit that airs on the abc in aus
Can't wait for the Dhar Mann vs Pyrocynical boxing match
Hell yea
Get reng sayeed in
The only boxing match I'll watch
@create why don't you https deez nuts
Dhar Mann would accept, get in the ring and just when the fight is starting refusing to harm the other, while pyrocynical wins, but the judge finds it so respectful that he would sacrifice everything just to stand up to a bully, and he sees pyrocynical as the relentless bully because he fought anyways, so the judge grants Dhar Mann the victory and he turns to the audience: "So you see..."
I feel like I deceased when he said red is mad sus. Not even in an ironic way.
Zoo wee mama!
@@Tsukuyomi500 Oh no
@@markwhite8585 _oh yes_
Genuinely terrible
420th like lessssgoooo
Pyro: At least they didn’t make a “go make me a sandwich” bit.
The video, a few seconds earlier: Go get me something fruity, and make me a sandwich too.
Thought I was the only one who noticed it ;D
Misogynist Imposter
Yeah wtf? Like I understand wanting the video to immediately wash away from your mind, it's god awful, but if you're making an analysis video on it... you might, just maybe want to consider actually paying attention
@@margauxcy Yeah, fuck Pyro, am I right?
Bruh, Where Tf is this 5 hour TV Show Essay You've been working on...
It's been blocked worldwide due to copywrite so he's sorting it out
@@walte7267 ah damn, that’s mad. I suppose E4 and channels like it are super strict on copyright. That being side, Surely the video falls under review/criticism, which is SUPPOSED to be protected under fair use laws. Annoying, hopefully he can sort it out!
7*
“I’m working on a big 2 hour video”
2 Hour Video
2 Hour
2
Petscop 2
YES
@@mcdonaldscook or fat cry 2 because a while back he said he wanted to do a review on far cry 2 but I'm more on petscop 2, and also he might've just forgot about fat cry 2
That is what I was thinking
@@Nava6 Nah it's either Fat Cry 2 or a "the best video game you never hear of" type of video. In one of Pyros streams he said that Fat Cry 2 is one of his next big project videos and since the release of Fat Cry 3 he kept making hints and references to Far Cry 2. Petscop on the other hand, in one of his streams he said that Pestcop 2 is coming, but is afraid it's going to be dissapointing.
When dude man said “did I stutter”
I fuckin lost it.
Deed iced otter?
Dhar Mann rules: no swearing, no drugs, no alcohol
Except when the jocks invite you so you can learn a valuable lesson
WHAT?!
The skeleton with "There is no meme. Leave." That killed me. You won this battle Pyro, this time.
"Red is mad sus"
Dude that's McCarthyism
THE COLD WAR NEVER ENDED
@hi friends thanks, but no
@@sn1pertoaster bro it's a bot report it
The whole Dead Space skits remind a lot of lazy-purples Minecraft scenes. Keep them up Pyro, they give my Dead Space fanboy face a smile :)
Ahh I love LP
"Screw you Im gonna go play Dead Space."
Hope the leak about Dead Space remasters is correct, I need high quality necromorph feet.
Here's to hope his How It Feels to play Medic sends the Sniper to play minecraft
Megubean erm
Pyro: *mentions working on a 2 hour long video*
Someone, inevitably: Is iT PeTsCoP 2?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?
You just had to say it didn't you you bastard now you've jinxed us
( I am joking btw)
I mean, it hs a chance doesn't it?
@@corbiecrow9738 I did say it was inevitable.
Dead meme
may or may not be me
19:46
That split second "AMONGUS" fucking broke me dude
“Pyro responds to Dhar Mann, gets absolutely obliterated by Dhar Mann fam”
@create wtf is that link to?
he lives to regret it
@@squiddlyyee4750 some ad garbage
@create no
@@squiddlyyee4750 some allah praising meditation stuff.
It's disgusting how relatable pyrocynical is he even knew I watched the people faking being crazy video. And then reference it throughout the entire video like pyrocynical is next level
Yea it was recommened 1 million times to and eventually watched it
I had a stroke reading this
@@thepillowhead2453 i almost had one too
How is no one acknowledging Pyros progressing story line his ads with THE Dead Space man?
Shut up
@@barumpa 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
@@barumpa it’s alright mate, there there, have a wee cry
I know
Btw, im irish, so your name makes me happy
Well a new Dead Space game is probably coming out, so this is pyro leaking the plot of the game early
this is so wholesome and life changing, you won't believe what happens next in this video, the ending is shocking.
I read the title, thinking Pyro was going to have beef.
Instead we ended up getting introduced to Dhar Mann copycats.
Petcop 2 pls
This is the first time I got to your comment early lol
Hi again
Why are u on everything i watch?
@@apenguin1804 because he would get jailed in the gulag, I heard the wall is falling.
Dharman does actually have harmful bad messages. Most of his messages are “don’t be mean because they might be famous” instead of “don’t be mean because it’s the wrong thing to do” basically a very inhuman inhumane message.
Its a bunch of cringe strawman arguements. It's okay to try and teach morals but when you're screaming down through a microphone from your high horse the message gets lost.
Path to hell with good intentions and all that
@@FirstDayson yeah
dhar manns videos are so one dimensional they unintentionally loop back around to having shitty messages like 'hey dont bully this fat lady cause she might actually end up super hot and lose all that weight' cause god forbid anybody stay looking the way they were and still deserve respect
Too true buddy
Its because they have some kind of weird need to justify why the bullying is bad. "Bullying is a bad thing to do" isn't good enough, we need some kind of superficial positive trait to show us that you shouldn't have messed with them
“You drop your toaster in the bathtub, what happens next will shock you”
Woa bro... that was 2700 volts kinda crazy
Lol
tried this on my bro, he was so shocked he stopped moving! definitely works guys
I like the idea that Pyro essentially did a British person impersonating an American inpersonating a British person.
This 7 hour video is gonna be awesome. I'm so pumped rn.
NO IM NOT WHERE IS PETSCOP 2
@@jacks1754 He said he has plans for petscop 2 but not atm.
@@jacks1754 he has plans for it and its a joke
Hoping for either petscop 2 oraybe another review of far cry game or half life mods
Wait what? 7 hours on what game/movie?
“I’ve got these huge projects coming soon...”
Petscop 2 confirmed?
I hope
Nah it's either Fat Cry 2 or a "the best video game you've never heard of" type of video.
He also said “2 hours”
Coincidence??
No
That would be pretty cool
“Neil, your mother and I are getting an divorce.”
**TommyInnit’s laugh intensifies**
Also I typed in bald pyrocynical I found Seth everman
ZA... WARUDO!!
(Yes, even tho that isnt how za warudo works)
Weeb
As a Neil I am offended
“MUM! Am I adopted?”
At this point, I can only assume two things:
#1. You're finally getting some fat, furry moobs... and no longer care about RUclips.
#2. The Queen has had you murdered.
R.I.P. in Peace, Pyro.
In case you're actually wondering his latest video is like 8 hours long but its got like 22 copywrite claims and considering the behemoth length of the video, its gonna take a shit tonne of time for him to edit around it to make it uploadable
Was the video on youtube
@@pablocruz531 no I believe youtube now has a system were it will block you from even uploading the video if its likely going to get claimed
RUclips slowly ruining there app and pushing creators of it
@@pablocruz531 eh youtube has some dumb policies but I'd like to think this new addition is good as it essentially warns creators "hey, all your monetisation on this video may be stolen if you upload, here's your chance to edit and fix it before uploading"
"that's like Rayman 2's arm charge up as a tiktok dance"
**Shows footage of Rayman 3**
What a fraud
rayman is peak of 2d games
Took pyro 19 minutes and 36 seconds to make a breaking bad reference.
0:47 doesn’t this count tho?
19:36
"I been working for this 2 hours video"
PETSCOPE 2?!?!?
I beg
Nah is gonna be about the "what acting crazy looks like" video
Either petscop 2 or fat cry 2
@@spottierfriend9 more like far cry 4 because he also talked about fc2 in the fc3 video
*Petscop
Pyro has finished his video, he did an update on twitch so I don't know why he hasn't released it yet.
22 claims go brrr
"An eye for an eye, sir."
"Do you believe in an eye for and eye?"
"Yes sir"
An eye for and eye and the world goes blind.
@@TheoRO-sl6hh joker quote
@@arj7230 p sure its gandhi, but then again he also said that nuclear bombs are cool
@@hermitage6439 no it’s a jokr quote
@@hermitage6439 bro it's joker
“That kid who pretended to be insane” nice save. Really dodged the RUclips bad scary filter with that one
I don't get it
who?
normal pills
@@alexm.a.d892 good, too young to get it then
@@alexm.a.d892 i don't either
Dhar Mann: **calls out Pyrocynical**
Pyrocynical: *Congratulations, you played yourself*
dharr man*makes video about pyro*
pyro*clickbaits it*
It's over people, Dhar Mann has got to pyro and kept him imprisoned with his dad
Pyro should honestly be hired for a Business's marketting department, the ads he makes are great.
if you like pyros ads, you're gonna have your mind blown when you see internet historian
Internet comment etiquette has some top tier ads as well. Its like the 3 pillars of ads you can watch
When we needed him the most
He vanished...
Ya he disappears for months on end now. Soon he’ll turn into neat mike and his newest video will say: uploaded 2 years ago
:.(
hes Probably just on break
He does this all the time
He’s making a big video that is nearly done. It’s around 7 hours long he said on his stream.
At least he fed some people with his giant biceps as wierd as he might be
@create get reported
@@nietzam69 thank you soldier
@@nietzam69 thanks for your service
He bouta come out with a 20 hour fornite story analysis vid.
“I’m looking at starting a second channel”
Pyrozella: *Am I a joke to you?*
i think it's just that channel rebranded
@@peyton3509 yeah its called PyroLIVE now
it's about him calling it "starting"
"Man doesn't subscribe, instantly regrets it."
wtf same pfp
Man doesn’t subscribe, gets decapitated instantly“
@@VincentSteinerOfficial woman doesn’t subscribe immediately, gets orbital cannoned. Instantly regrets it.
“Just get up from that walker by doing karate lmao.”
-Sun Tzu, The Art of war.
and then he used his fight money to buy every animal on earth and hen he herded them into the boat and then he beat the crap out of every single one
@@mertcansavetf2484 Ah, didn't know who Sun Tzu is until you mentioned those accomplishments. Did he invent fighting and the word "Zoo" too?
Pyrocynical is the only youtuber where I actually stay to watch the ads
I can’t read Dhar Manns name without hearing Cody Ko screaming “DHAR MANN”
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
and then Noel's "AAAAAH" after it
I love how cody ko and dhar mann are friends
its wierd but im fine with that if he’s happy then im fine.
its funny how cody ko had a collad with Dhar mann.
Noel was the one that actually yelled that lmao
@create go away. Nobody cares.
"let's just talk to her and work this out, like normal people"
"absolutely not."
Bruh
This happened as I was reading this- like literal degenerate
”Man doesn’t like Pyrocynical, he instantly regrets it.”
You need more likes
Bro ur username is supposed to be spelt your mind in a nutshell not you’re
"Woman leaves a dislike on Pyrocynical's video, what happens next is SHOCKING!!!"
@@JustinDaniels it be like that
Bad man at 17:55: "GIVE ME SOMETHING FRUITY. AND A SANDWICH."
Pyro at 19:25: "I'm glad they didn't make the GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH bit."
was looking for that lol
Real talk, Pyro's ad reads are actually the funniest sponsorships I've seen in a long while. I'm not even mad, they're just freaking fun.
If you like those, you'll love Internet Historian's ads (Pyro was inspired by him)
@DANIEL SHEHAJ yeah but his ads were still inspired by the Internet historian pretty sure it's a running joke
@DANIEL SHEHAJ yeah but the style of his ads is inspired by the way internet historian does it
@DANIEL SHEHAJ and internet historian made ads just like this way before pyro
Yes
"The guy just wants to make positive content"
I think you mispronounced money.
@Sense Based?
@@a.i.a3949 Bot
botsed
I think dhar mann was rich before youtube actually
@@TheErikjsm Money
The mortal kombat fatality had me crying laughing for like 2 minutes straight
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
This video makes me nostalgic, not because I've watched your or his videos since childhood, but because I laughed out loud at 19:47 like an actual fat child.
As one of the rare female Pyro subscribers, I can confirm that women don't talk like that. We're too busy running K-Pop stan accounts.
My sister would be inclined to agree (so am I but I'm not exactly female, that doesn't count)
What she said purrr I- No🤪
@@SoapCkat My soul left my body
I don't believe your a woman
@@golflefleur887 women dosen't exist you are lying
i did not expect pyro to mention jcs we see that he has taste in content as well
Ok
Bruh yo channel died faster thank fall guys
@@zernox69 lmao
"Taste" literal front page trending for like weeks, but I guess you can't expect from a dream clone that just copies other minecraft click bait channels.
@@mrmickm7 what is jcs?
So that's what you use a hammer for ... and here I am thinking you only use it for pounding nails into objects to make stuff.
Bruh
Also first furry
no
Ugandan key
@@milktea6676 no
@@milktea6676 No
Also first gamer
24:40 We not gonna talk about how they just stole the plot of Cobra Kai? ☠️ with the kid who gets bullied (and is also disabled) and is taught by their sensei to defend themselves through karate? 😭
"An eye for an eye sir" JCS double CS Yess
Edi: thank for 9😲🤩 I never got likes 👍
That one kid be like
😶👈......... 😯👆......
It was at this moment the mom realized girls can play games too.
Equality
@create no
I am the cool kid from Germany making videos for the USA and the rest of the world. I will make your day so don't say nay to me today, dear ea
Que kingdom of predators
Why how did they not know about that? Thats stupid
"Dhar Mann asks who Candice is, Immediately regrets it'
He
He
He
He
He
He
Who is Candice?
@@IdiotParty ligma
@@IdiotParty mama
At this point idc bout some 7 hr long review but an actual video
°plays InternetHistorian sponsorship°
5 seconds later:
"If the rule applied that you couldn't copy other people, commentary would be dead"
It’s hilarious how after just 4 months, Dhar Mann called you out, and yet hasn’t even spoken about Cr1tical who constantly makes fun of him
Charlie's just a big fan
Charlie loves it man
07
@dead account read about page 0kl
“Famous RUclipsr who’s seconds away from beating Pewdiepie, Pyrocynical makes fun of Dhar Mann. What happens next will shock you!”
bruh, the name.
@@lolhuh6682 It's so fking perfect
@@bruh5992 exactly lmao
My discord pfp is even better
Hello brudda
@@Legendary_Banana AYEE MY LONG LOST TWIN
Pyrocynical: The Dhar mann rule no swearing no alcohol, no drugs
Dhar Mann: Student gets peer presured into drinking and taking drugs
Pyro's product placements are one of the ads that I'll never skip.
And internet historians aswell lol
Noone will skip the ads.
@@troynortje4090 ManyKudos has also joined the club of well-produced funny sponsored segments.
"And after Pyro bullied Dhar Mann,Pyro had his neck slit by a roadman. Maybe if Pyro was nicer to Dhar Mann,his neck wouldn't have been slit"
“Oi, ya feelin rude blud?”
Maybe if he stanned luna
We all know that Pyro would just fold the roadman with his limited edition Game Theorists gloves.
Underrated comment.
@@sky3_ow Maybe if he stanned Kim Jong Un-sama
They've done it. They can now cure paralysis by doing a round house kick. Truly inspirational
Your name is amazing
scissor kick cures cancer
Hifumi is sus
Scissor kick? I think you meant THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!
Guys, I think pyro has either been kidnapped by dhar man, or he's finally doing petscop 2
Now even Pyro is using Jerma clips. The poor boy. He's too innocent for this.
Sus😳
Sus😳😳😳😳😳
jerma's chat got fucked over after the sus meme became popular 😔
this is so {SUS}
Ironic how the kid who cured his spinal problem with karate, broke another kids spine with karate.
A soul for a soul
@@somegoodsoup7008 a spine for a spine
It’s official guys
Pyro is now gonna post weekly now
If he doesn’t we must continuously bully him in his subreddit and discord until he does
and force him to become a furry
Become?
Whats the disco?
Big guy
Ummm pfp sauce?
"3 Months ago"
"Pyrocynical responds to Dahr Mann and gets Mortal Kombat Fatalitied"
Did he live to regret it?
The kid who looked like Harry Potter is gonna have to fight jotaro and the crusaders someday
Jotaro pulls out a dolphin
@@iamsando out of where 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😐😣🗿😔😤😩😯☺😯😦😨
ZA WARDO
Hey guys! ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!
Laugh please.
@@APoleYouKnow that is epic
moral of the story: never judge someone for bringing a weapon to work, they might just have a better sense of humour than you
Amen
Also applies to school
@@LiamDoubleU hol’ up