Shane Dawson's movie is worse than you can imagine

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  • @Pyrocynical
    @Pyrocynical  3 года назад +6574

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  • @chipstheking875
    @chipstheking875 3 года назад +5525

    This movie is basically “gaslight” except it really sucks

    • @mr.pizzacole4944
      @mr.pizzacole4944 3 года назад +72

      This movie is like the version of gaslight that really sucks but it sucks even harder

    • @rabidbunnyman1678
      @rabidbunnyman1678 3 года назад +12

      More like "Les Diaboliques," except it really sucks.

    • @BananaFace301
      @BananaFace301 3 года назад +5

      I found it to be similar to Scream

    • @HelloThere-yw2lh
      @HelloThere-yw2lh 3 года назад +2

      Hey you're sponge man ice cone, aren't you?

    • @diggies1357
      @diggies1357 3 года назад +3

      Sponge man ice cone

  • @VeviusVEVO
    @VeviusVEVO 3 года назад +6986

    Instead of “do it for the lulz” they could have had “smile for the camera” it has smile in the sentence and it connects with the fact that they kill on camera

    • @kyre4189
      @kyre4189 3 года назад +964

      IT WOULD MAKE TOO MUCH SENSE

    • @nephisgolfdriver2473
      @nephisgolfdriver2473 3 года назад +740

      Do you really think Shane Dawson is that imaginative?

    • @dg9444
      @dg9444 3 года назад +204

      Movie execs: Hmmmm... is it time for a reboot?

    • @thesoulsender
      @thesoulsender 3 года назад +375

      that bit at the end where they all chanted "I did it for the lulz" made me cringe so hard

    • @Sm0k3turt
      @Sm0k3turt 3 года назад +61

      And it would’ve aged better

  • @acerains
    @acerains 3 года назад +1610

    *Sniff sniff* Smells like Vinegar and Edited comments in here.

  • @hypno-scream5652
    @hypno-scream5652 3 года назад +898

    Everyone’s talking more about the drama than the movie, so I’m just gonna say that a plot about Shane going through with an overly cruel plan to screw over a single person for no good reason is the only smart thing about this movie.

    • @IAmGodHimself777
      @IAmGodHimself777 2 года назад

      You spoiled it…

    • @hypno-scream5652
      @hypno-scream5652 2 года назад +40

      @@IAmGodHimself777 You care about this movie enough to be annoyed by spoilers?

    • @IAmGodHimself777
      @IAmGodHimself777 2 года назад

      @@hypno-scream5652 Yes

    • @hypno-scream5652
      @hypno-scream5652 2 года назад +39

      @@IAmGodHimself777 Here's some advice, don't check the comments while watching videos like this, people always spoil

    • @calamazomcdonald3688
      @calamazomcdonald3688 2 года назад +7

      @@hypno-scream5652 exactly

  • @Conceptvro
    @Conceptvro 3 года назад +7479

    so guys we did it, we made a good response

    • @sadsworth4605
      @sadsworth4605 3 года назад +121

      Yessss Leeds gooo

    • @sadsworth4605
      @sadsworth4605 3 года назад +456

      @provis345 p lol what's your point that's not his content

    • @sadsworth4605
      @sadsworth4605 3 года назад +200

      @provis345 p I mean i too used to rp 👁👁

    • @Cartoonshi
      @Cartoonshi 3 года назад +434

      @provis345 p That’s kinda why they’re private, *because if you invade someone’s privacy you are almost guaranteed to find something you don’t like.* Pyro’s dms were between him and a willingly participating person where he shared his own private kinks.

    • @glactix8849
      @glactix8849 3 года назад +6

      @@Cartoonshi ur mom yea

  • @notturtularsam5213
    @notturtularsam5213 3 года назад +14308

    guys a youtuber made petscop. that means petscop is technically a RUclips show. so pyro has to address the best youtuber show.

    • @lochhar
      @lochhar 3 года назад +180

      Y E S, All we need is petscop 2...
      *PYRO, Make it happen...*

    • @user-rh9cy6nj6z
      @user-rh9cy6nj6z 3 года назад +48

      *Y E S S S S*

    • @LonelySandwich
      @LonelySandwich 3 года назад +7

      😈 Check out my new 🔞+ omegle trolling 😄😈

    • @avabunny._.6637
      @avabunny._.6637 3 года назад +48

      just gonna invest in this comment really quick

    • @suhudude
      @suhudude 3 года назад +5

      too bad there’s no sequel

  • @camera2178
    @camera2178 3 года назад +1121

    everyone 3 days ago : 31:30
    everyone 2 days ago 31:14

  • @queenquick3174
    @queenquick3174 3 года назад +1438

    Being a female myself I can confirm that awkward laughter is a must have in every female conversation.

  • @quintonicsart9094
    @quintonicsart9094 3 года назад +2284

    I still can't get over the clip of Logan Paul and Dwane, Dwane just looks so tired and pissed off with him.

    • @tobiasmattsson9285
      @tobiasmattsson9285 3 года назад +166

      "Nice haircut bro"

    • @quintonicsart9094
      @quintonicsart9094 3 года назад +217

      "yeah whatever"

    • @milostutunovic2286
      @milostutunovic2286 3 года назад +8

      @@quintonicsart9094 damn man nice pfp where did you get it and what is it

    • @aadedare54
      @aadedare54 3 года назад +43

      I mean it was a sketch they filmed together

    • @PlatoonGoon
      @PlatoonGoon 3 года назад +69

      @@aadedare54 In every joke there lies a little truth.

  • @typicaltexan8927
    @typicaltexan8927 3 года назад +2301

    I have never seen Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson so genuinely pissed at someone more that that bts clip.

    • @tileguy918
      @tileguy918 3 года назад +178

      I wouldn’t mess with him, he’s a big dude, he could probably tear me in half

    • @typicaltexan8927
      @typicaltexan8927 3 года назад +130

      @@tileguy918 I'm surprised Logan was that ballsy

    • @tileguy918
      @tileguy918 3 года назад +90

      @@typicaltexan8927 me to honestly, seeing as Dwayne could end him in one punch

    • @trashmix2184
      @trashmix2184 3 года назад +76

      Logan could've got turned into literal neat paste if the rock decided to hit him

    • @vin8754
      @vin8754 3 года назад +21

      @@tileguy918 >hes a big dude
      For you

  • @realhistorytv9177
    @realhistorytv9177 3 года назад +928

    I love how everyone changes their opinions so fast.

    • @skogen5357
      @skogen5357 3 года назад +69

      Its called agreeing with the majority cuz its the Majority

    • @twin-gk8of
      @twin-gk8of 3 года назад +151

      @@skogen5357 bandwagon fallacy

    • @skogen5357
      @skogen5357 3 года назад +5

      @@twin-gk8of yeaj

    • @spaceracer6861
      @spaceracer6861 3 года назад +3

      Earth's smartest bunch.

    • @rudygould4217
      @rudygould4217 3 года назад +30

      Well, when substantial evidence is presented (i.e Pyro's response blowing the doc out of the water) opinions may change.

  • @largeymargey5651
    @largeymargey5651 3 года назад +385

    Pov: your looking for comments relating to the video and not people talking about the "stuff"

    • @navzy6211
      @navzy6211 3 года назад +21

      i'm looking for someone talking about battle cats

    • @evasmojang
      @evasmojang 3 года назад +2

      @@navzy6211 meow

    • @penguinesque3869
      @penguinesque3869 3 года назад

      the thing is, what happened?

    • @bukowskifamily7728
      @bukowskifamily7728 3 года назад +11

      @@penguinesque3869 He was accused of grooming someone. He agreed he fucked up, but he was innocent and the accusations were false

    • @ianbailey4213
      @ianbailey4213 2 года назад

      Yup.

  • @33mileshigh
    @33mileshigh 3 года назад +914

    Pretty sure everyone here is more sad than mad.
    "A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent." Has never been more true.
    Edit: Congrats mr pyro

    • @ricardobruh
      @ricardobruh 3 года назад +90

      very true
      pyro was one of the youtubers that i actually liked. His humor, sarcasm, content and personality is why i watched and liked him so much
      way more disappointed and sad rather than mad right now

    • @ammar4618
      @ammar4618 3 года назад +16

      he was one of the most respactable commentators and one of the most subscribed

    • @lilgrande5290
      @lilgrande5290 3 года назад +5

      How about both, since it's a literal child and he knew what he was doing. But it is pretty sad to see him go through corruption..

    • @icommittedtaxfraudin
      @icommittedtaxfraudin 3 года назад +1

      I’m disappointed

    • @peestorage6110
      @peestorage6110 3 года назад +3

      im disgusted

  • @desicatedlimbs
    @desicatedlimbs 3 года назад +858

    As a woman. As someone who grew up in the early 2010s I never watched Shane Dawson ever.
    Thanks pyro. I'm now 75.

    • @dominoshitposts8992
      @dominoshitposts8992 3 года назад +39

      how the fuck does that work.

    • @merkquavious2
      @merkquavious2 3 года назад +20

      @@dominoshitposts8992 i guess it does

    • @ZombieSazza
      @ZombieSazza 3 года назад +47

      Also a female, am 30, never watched Shane either
      Really feel like I didn’t miss anything except terminal cancer

    • @Li_Tobler
      @Li_Tobler 3 года назад

      @@ZombieSazza L M F A O
      also, judging by your pfp, you're gorgeous! Keep up the good work sis

    • @PickleRicksFATASSCOUSIN
      @PickleRicksFATASSCOUSIN 3 года назад +4

      @@QWERTY-zk7yt you got a problem with buildings?

  • @CasperVonGhoul
    @CasperVonGhoul 3 года назад +77

    “Every day I wake up”
    - Kyle Ren (Marriage Story)

    • @HUNTR11
      @HUNTR11 2 года назад +3

      Then i start to break up

  • @hoodedman6579
    @hoodedman6579 3 года назад +295

    God I wish there were more comments about the actual movie.

    • @ourgoldenspires
      @ourgoldenspires Год назад

      fUCKING SAME HERE

    • @christianred9730
      @christianred9730 Год назад +9

      I think you know this already, but this was when Pyro was accused of the allegations and before he made his response video. I do wish people would go back to this video and delete their comments since they are outdated now.

    • @declanjones8888
      @declanjones8888 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​​@@christianred9730weren't the allegations false?

    • @christianred9730
      @christianred9730 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@declanjones8888 yes. I'm saying people who still have comments about questioning if the allegations are false or not are outdated because we have an answer now, so questioning it is pointless.

    • @declanjones8888
      @declanjones8888 11 месяцев назад

      @@christianred9730 Fucking idiots always trying to go after somebody for no reason.

  • @Mario-xf4wy
    @Mario-xf4wy 3 года назад +846

    Nothing says "we are edgy and understand the internet" like throwing 4chan references for no reason.

    • @aniceusername452
      @aniceusername452 3 года назад +51

      I swear these people think that 4chan is some sort of a terrorist group

    • @Z3r0Sk83r
      @Z3r0Sk83r 3 года назад +16

      @Shreyas Misra the latter half is way too much of a stretch. /pol/ thought there were wiccans casting hexes at Trump and tried to organize counter prayer threads.

    • @trashyman1050
      @trashyman1050 3 года назад

      Indeed

    • @ROBOTPETER101
      @ROBOTPETER101 3 года назад +17

      4Chan was always shit.
      People remember the handful of screenshots of good threads they were almost certainly never actually involved with and seem to forget 95% of the actual 4chan experience being either people repeating those jokes into the fucking ground or just being '12 year old figuring out he can swear on the internet without mom finding out' edgy.

    • @aniceusername452
      @aniceusername452 3 года назад +2

      @@ROBOTPETER101 It turns out 4chan is just reddit in disguise

  • @ultradevo
    @ultradevo 3 года назад +2179

    "I did it for the lulz"
    - Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil, 1886

    • @Tymbus
      @Tymbus 3 года назад +10

      But would you be prepared to do it again for Lulz?

    • @Disciple_of_God.
      @Disciple_of_God. 3 года назад

      役割分担するwwwww

    • @peir5074
      @peir5074 3 года назад

      -Karl Marx, The Communist Manifesto, also around that period.

    • @trumpyclancey824
      @trumpyclancey824 3 года назад

      Akio

    • @ultradevo
      @ultradevo 3 года назад

      @@Disciple_of_God. 元々そう言っとんねん、98ページで、、多分w

  • @JacF6734
    @JacF6734 3 года назад +270

    *People in the comments section going from supporting Pyro to hating Pyro to supporting Pyro again:* "Parkour!"

    • @alexdiangelo
      @alexdiangelo 3 года назад +6

      Your comment is edited your probably one of then to😪

    • @carmenpopescu1284
      @carmenpopescu1284 2 года назад +21

      The comment has been released after the response video so it was probably just grammar or spelling correction

    • @missilluminati3389
      @missilluminati3389 Год назад +5

      The fun part of being late is watching this all fold out with some popcorn

    • @kedarunzi9139
      @kedarunzi9139 Год назад +2

      What happened?

    • @CallMeVidd
      @CallMeVidd Год назад +1

      Average PyroLIVE chat

  • @TheOneAndOnlyLoaf
    @TheOneAndOnlyLoaf 3 года назад +876

    Conspiracy theory: pyro sacrificed Carson to save his channel

  • @Rubix9006
    @Rubix9006 3 года назад +3958

    I physically cringed near the end of the movie when they said "FOR THE LULZ!"
    who the hell wrote that and thought it was a good idea
    edit: Why are all the top comments up here about pyro not being cancelled literally on the word of some random teenager, did no one enjoy the video

    • @wibleston
      @wibleston 3 года назад +228

      C'mon mate this is obviously written by no other than Shakespeare

    • @di5963
      @di5963 3 года назад +11

      me

    • @colincrew1857
      @colincrew1857 3 года назад +34

      A horrible murder who stitched there eyes shut likes to say lol

    • @Hadarouken
      @Hadarouken 3 года назад +28

      I was just on that part and I burst out laughing when they said it like a bunch of nazis

    • @banilo1022
      @banilo1022 3 года назад +12

      Do you know what really would be funny? The trollface meme face

  • @yata3826
    @yata3826 3 года назад +3548

    Imagine how awful this would be without Pyro talking us through

    • @FoolActs
      @FoolActs 3 года назад +44

      That's called muting the vid

    • @smeagster6796
      @smeagster6796 3 года назад +31

      And this is called not getting the joke

    • @LightRoomRJU
      @LightRoomRJU 3 года назад +7

      And this is ending the meme, lel.

    • @illusioNery
      @illusioNery 3 года назад +14

      I like turtles

    • @oliverddp
      @oliverddp 3 года назад +1

      i watched this movie with a few friends a few months ago..... i wouldve turned it off if i was alone because dear GOD

  • @goldbondshaq5369
    @goldbondshaq5369 3 года назад +291

    I like how all these dudes saying "I told you so!" were probably saying the opposite shit a few weeks ago.

    • @NameChanger9000
      @NameChanger9000 3 года назад +29

      so happy i never even thought of unsubbing LMFAO

    • @lunaspx3914
      @lunaspx3914 3 года назад +16

      I'd say about half but then again everyone defending pyro got dislike spammed so the comments wouldn't show up

  • @Corridor3000
    @Corridor3000 3 года назад +84

    I look into the comments looking for people making fun of the movie and all I see is people talking about the old allegations, POV's, and edited comments about the allegations and his response...wut an interesting top comment section

    • @Bukiboyez
      @Bukiboyez 3 года назад +2

      like bra................

    • @VibingMeike
      @VibingMeike 3 года назад +3

      I don't even know what the hell is happening lol

    • @EdenNeedsAYoutubeHandle
      @EdenNeedsAYoutubeHandle 3 года назад +8

      IKR? i came down here to see people roasting shane dawson and all i got was months old irrelevant drama

    • @nixthefox2008
      @nixthefox2008 3 года назад

      Like what are the allegations even about, and why on this video?

    • @Corridor3000
      @Corridor3000 3 года назад

      @@nixthefox2008 essentially Pyro was accused of pedophilia and "grooming"

  • @johnbee6213
    @johnbee6213 3 года назад +3536

    “Is that Kylo Ren from marriage story?” A perfect line

  • @1BergerVongSchlauigkeitHer
    @1BergerVongSchlauigkeitHer 3 года назад +570

    I love how every single actor in this movie is the budget version of an actual A-List actor that kind of looks like them.

  • @Sceppyo
    @Sceppyo 11 месяцев назад +19

    I find the most unrealistic part about this film be the fact that a bunch of 4Channers would allow a woman at their party

  • @ted_the_kazooman2
    @ted_the_kazooman2 3 года назад +481

    They could’ve fucking said:
    “Smile for the camera.” It would’ve linked with the video chat and also not been “I did it for the lulz.”

    • @cherrybomb9115
      @cherrybomb9115 2 года назад +34

      "Smile :)"
      "Run"
      "Hes coming"
      "Turn around :)"
      Are like sorta good, it's way better than "I DId iT FoR THe Lulz"

    • @WSteppapigW
      @WSteppapigW Год назад +2

      Bro stole the comment

    • @ted_the_kazooman2
      @ted_the_kazooman2 Год назад +1

      @@GrayVaaler my brother in Christ who from?

    • @ted_the_kazooman2
      @ted_the_kazooman2 Год назад

      @@WSteppapigW who from? Cause I made this comment over a year ago and have literally no recollection

    • @pixigirldust
      @pixigirldust Год назад

      @@ted_the_kazooman2well another guy said this like 2 uears ago, so.

  • @sailorquestion3229
    @sailorquestion3229 3 года назад +1526

    "The worst thing about betrayal is that it never comes from the enemy."
    -Godfather
    -Fat Tony
    -Sun Tzu

    • @ShayanSaqiba
      @ShayanSaqiba 3 года назад +45

      Who tf is fat Tony lmaooo

    • @shrek4316
      @shrek4316 3 года назад +10

      @@ShayanSaqiba simps

    • @shrek4316
      @shrek4316 3 года назад +6

      ons

    • @l-nolazck-rn24
      @l-nolazck-rn24 3 года назад +1

      @Jaevyn Crosby i think is the guy from the simpsons

    • @megkrish7568
      @megkrish7568 3 года назад +17

      I mean isn't that the point of betrayal? Why would you trust your enemy. This quote is so captain obvious

  • @ThePollianaPassos
    @ThePollianaPassos 3 года назад +2057

    Shane dawson as the heartthrob is the most horrifying thing about this movie

    • @chokonnit7337
      @chokonnit7337 3 года назад +145

      i was rock hard in every scene with him what are you talking about

    • @isaacj3488
      @isaacj3488 3 года назад +51

      @@chokonnit7337 certified bruh moment

    • @ThePollianaPassos
      @ThePollianaPassos 3 года назад +10

      @@chokonnit7337 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 года назад +11

      The whole aura is off anyway
      The ”heartthrob” would be more into her brother lol and it shows

    • @SoloEcho
      @SoloEcho 3 года назад +11

      Feels like hes trying to make up for something.

  • @peupater7414
    @peupater7414 3 года назад +50

    Me checking the comments:
    *What the hell happened here?*

    • @penguinesque3869
      @penguinesque3869 3 года назад +5

      same im also confused wtf happened?

    • @yeboipat7726
      @yeboipat7726 3 года назад +6

      @@penguinesque3869 he was accused of being a groomer but he wasnt

  • @peachixu
    @peachixu 3 года назад +88

    I'm actually genuinely upset at myself for getting scared at the dumb jump scares through the video

  • @synishere
    @synishere 3 года назад +10437

    *So guys we did it, Pyro proved himself mostly innocent.*

  • @saintgogeto675
    @saintgogeto675 3 года назад +675

    Well old friend you've got three options :
    -Another sequel to Shrek has swag
    -Petscop2
    - A response video to the allegation train you're getting rammed by.

    • @jumpy_mc
      @jumpy_mc 3 года назад +54

      Yeah mate I reckon a shrek is swag sequel will really make up for the whole
      grooming thing

    • @gamingmoyai3950
      @gamingmoyai3950 3 года назад +25

      @-Ian Talley- brother is that vid comes out he’s a free man lol

    • @sadsnake2327
      @sadsnake2327 3 года назад +5

      @@gamingmoyai3950 if pyro releases petscop 2 I will forgive him for everything

    • @noahhathaway5065
      @noahhathaway5065 3 года назад

      @@gamingmoyai3950 LOL

    • @ivoryisadick2575
      @ivoryisadick2575 3 года назад

      I will forgive pyro, if he makes petscop 2

  • @wavvvy9477
    @wavvvy9477 3 года назад +335

    This is why you don’t form an opinion without seeing both sides fully

    • @happyhour4670
      @happyhour4670 3 года назад +19

      or until all evidence is completely out *cough diesel patch cough*

    • @Geck_Gxng
      @Geck_Gxng 3 года назад +10

      Why your comment edited

    • @70Lu07
      @70Lu07 3 года назад +2

      I was first believing him, then i had a melancholy moment then came back to believe him some days before his response

    • @Joe-xo8en
      @Joe-xo8en 3 года назад +6

      Nice edit

    • @70Lu07
      @70Lu07 3 года назад

      @@Joe-xo8en everyone is editing their comments dude

  • @jasiahmascarenas9387
    @jasiahmascarenas9387 3 года назад +114

    Shane Dawson just got in the movie to kiss a girl

  • @chrisalan5610
    @chrisalan5610 3 года назад +1347

    I really like how Shane is trying to act nerdy by telling the girl her computer has a firewall. It's like telling someone their pencil has graphite in it then calling yourself artsy

    • @yvettecortez8048
      @yvettecortez8048 3 года назад +6

      lol so true

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 года назад +9

      This is the best description

    • @Cuhrix
      @Cuhrix 3 года назад +48

      "1 GB of ram should do the trick"

    • @popcornegg4405
      @popcornegg4405 3 года назад +6

      “Quantum physics”
      s c i e n c e

    • @qhacim356
      @qhacim356 3 года назад +2

      "yeah guys my computer is so good,
      it has a firewall"

  • @slicklyndon1756
    @slicklyndon1756 3 года назад +647

    "You were the chosen one! You were meant to bully the kids, not groom them!"
    EDIT: thank god I was wrong. :).

    • @reechforthebleech
      @reechforthebleech 3 года назад +3

      Here before this blows up

    • @TomCuh
      @TomCuh 3 года назад +6

      He didn’t

    • @teenageboyhormonalrage
      @teenageboyhormonalrage 3 года назад +29

      “Bring balance to the fanbase, not leave it in darkness!”

    • @TomCuh
      @TomCuh 3 года назад +2

      @@teenageboyhormonalrage cringe

    • @Daud-ix4tm
      @Daud-ix4tm 3 года назад +11

      @@TomCuh It's not cringe to me.But from a certain point of view such as yours maybe it is but oh well.

  • @themanofstonks8804
    @themanofstonks8804 3 года назад +111

    99% grooming allegations
    0.9% after his response
    0.1% the movie

    • @kikosawa
      @kikosawa 2 года назад +3

      Now it's mostly the "after" ones. I just wanna see the allegation stuff, c'mon!

  • @70Lu07
    @70Lu07 3 года назад +142

    True ending: Pyro does a chad move and uses his kinks to defend himself, and we finally can watch his videos in peace, even though we now know his secret.

    • @TFmoviesss
      @TFmoviesss 3 года назад +9

      we got the true ending bois

    • @gamingmoyai3950
      @gamingmoyai3950 3 года назад +2

      @@TFmoviesss I had to unlock the true ending by time stopping the day before he posted, it was the only way, also I’m dead now. Hell has great WiFi connection.

    • @TFmoviesss
      @TFmoviesss 3 года назад

      @@gamingmoyai3950 how's danny?

    • @gamingmoyai3950
      @gamingmoyai3950 3 года назад

      @@TFmoviesss idk maybe he’ll show up here at some point. The WiFi works.

  • @solalvergara
    @solalvergara 3 года назад +886

    *So guys, we did it, we reached a quarter of a million mid-roll ads*

    • @D7C98
      @D7C98 3 года назад +23

      *laughs in RUclips Vanced*

    • @adliala8987
      @adliala8987 3 года назад +3

      too funny 2 exist

    • @natey9190
      @natey9190 3 года назад +16

      Laughs in adblocker

    • @anullojoe
      @anullojoe 3 года назад +18

      @@natey9190 cries in mobile

    • @Grizard
      @Grizard 3 года назад +11

      @@anullojoe RUclips Vanced my friend

  • @dercarrot991
    @dercarrot991 3 года назад +1843

    Why tf is every. Single. Shot. Too close. I get if they where trying to be, “claustrophobic” but that doesn’t work when you do it every damn scene

    • @BlackDogsAndLadybugs
      @BlackDogsAndLadybugs 3 года назад +35

      Dude, right! Or when people overuse the Dutch tilt, to make you "uneasy" but it just makes you seasick. :/

    • @spacedolphincorp318
      @spacedolphincorp318 3 года назад +6

      It made me feel like shane was trying to come thru my screen like mr smiley

    • @hashem6356
      @hashem6356 3 года назад +23

      This makes the film look so homemade. part of me thought it was pyro shaking the cam in editing

    • @taggamer335
      @taggamer335 3 года назад +1

      @@BlackDogsAndLadybugs whats the dutch tilt?

    • @user-qr9oj8bt6v
      @user-qr9oj8bt6v 3 года назад

      It works in Son of Saul

  • @sheepysuh
    @sheepysuh 3 года назад +79

    At first, Smiley was scary to me. I had never seen the movie, but I have seen a picture of Smiley's face. That, alone, scared me. But now that I know the uh.. "story" with it, it's a lot less spooky.

    • @missilluminati3389
      @missilluminati3389 Год назад +11

      I mean, the monster's design is still cool, even tho someone sewing their eyes shut and carving a smile on their face will never ever look like this

    • @CallMeVidd
      @CallMeVidd Год назад

      Same I remember seeing one image of Smiley in elementary school and all of us in class thought it was the scariest shit since slenderman

  • @CommanderShepard341
    @CommanderShepard341 3 года назад +144

    Spoilers:
    So the only reason why they scared, tortured, and killed this poor lady is... just because they could...
    I both resent and respect the movie for that. Resent because it's stupid and respect because, other horror movies have overly complicated motives for the evil monsters that are stupid too, but to see a movie with a simple motive like this is oddly refreshing.

    • @navzy6211
      @navzy6211 3 года назад +20

      a good horror movie would have a reason with hints for the viewer to draw a conclusion themselves without giving a straight answer, similarly to cube

    • @blueripper1558
      @blueripper1558 2 года назад +7

      It wasn't just cuz, they wanted to make a boggy man but for some reason killed the person who would tell everyone about the boggy man so their efforts was literally for nothing

    • @dankultimate3929
      @dankultimate3929 Год назад +2

      They did it for the lulz

  • @haykatshemyan8874
    @haykatshemyan8874 3 года назад +466

    One year later and it would’ve been “I did it for the vine”

    • @batnacks
      @batnacks 3 года назад +46

      Done today it just would’ve been “Poggers”

    • @deathshade7death475
      @deathshade7death475 3 года назад +13

      2018 would have been "do you know de way"

    • @AGnar0k
      @AGnar0k 3 года назад +1

      @@batnacks and people reply with "yeah but who asked?"

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 3 года назад

      @@batnacks
      Or: I did it for the Primes

  • @thomasc.9375
    @thomasc.9375 3 года назад +424

    pyro made like 16 references to tf2 and yet we have never seen him play. this is blatant evidence that he is a schizophrenic lunatic

    • @sockman5885
      @sockman5885 3 года назад +8

      yeah i need him to play tf2 like once

    • @dj6208
      @dj6208 3 года назад +8

      His name is based off of pyro

    • @dj6208
      @dj6208 3 года назад +2

      He played the Xbox edition

    • @pergys6991
      @pergys6991 3 года назад +4

      Pyrocynical is pyro irl confirmed

    • @rosegold2808
      @rosegold2808 3 года назад +4

      Bro is pyrocinical = pyro tf2 bro

  • @Mario17h1
    @Mario17h1 2 года назад +20

    I think that the fact they got the whole cast to condition themselves to say "Smiley" without cracking a laugh or smiling is the scariest part of this film.

  • @yoyleb1711
    @yoyleb1711 3 года назад +71

    Pyrocynical did not groom that person. There is no evidence of this happening and i believe his apology was sincere. The fact that he had to disclose information that was private really sucks

    • @mylan4742
      @mylan4742 Год назад +3

      Okay?

    • @kikosawa
      @kikosawa 10 месяцев назад +3

      you don't groom people, you groom horses, duh

  • @Aaron-cp1xp
    @Aaron-cp1xp 3 года назад +646

    Dude getting sponsored by battle cats is a true league of honor few have earned

    • @criticalf0ll0w16
      @criticalf0ll0w16 3 года назад +22

      I'm so happy to see a Battle Cats ad

    • @soup-flavored-soup6613
      @soup-flavored-soup6613 3 года назад +6

      Matt Shea is the only other

    • @toastgaming7892
      @toastgaming7892 3 года назад +3

      Yo Aaron,ur pfp is kinda menacing

    • @dapperat8933
      @dapperat8933 3 года назад +10

      A lot better than uh
      *RAID SHADOW LEGENDS*

    • @ll_kennyll
      @ll_kennyll 3 года назад +9

      How did he do it I thought battle cats only sponsor people who makes battle cats vids lol

  • @thejuicyslug7361
    @thejuicyslug7361 3 года назад +3429

    These comments have aged fast, and not well either.

  • @insertyourfeelingshere8106
    @insertyourfeelingshere8106 3 года назад +30

    Every Comment:
    "All these comments aged pretty bad"

    • @flow185
      @flow185 3 года назад +6

      Facts imma just try too find a normal comment for once

    • @mahfoudseraf5995
      @mahfoudseraf5995 3 года назад

      Joe biden aged pretty bad

  • @Kiss_My_Aspergers
    @Kiss_My_Aspergers 3 года назад +30

    The lead girl's acting is like Kristen Stewart in _Twilight,_ but somehow *worse.*

  • @Pohtaitoh
    @Pohtaitoh 3 года назад +1925

    The only way Shane could ever get a kiss back in the days, was if he wrote it into a movie script. Also Petscop 2?????

    • @chongcao2088
      @chongcao2088 3 года назад +108

      You are underestimating the amount of footage early Shane has with kissing minors. Now imagine all the ones that weren’t on camera.

    • @leazerlazz3376
      @leazerlazz3376 3 года назад +17

      We don't deserve Pets Petscop 2

    • @townfool4682
      @townfool4682 3 года назад +28

      @@leazerlazz3376 I love that this is edited and still says “Pets Petscop 2”. Also I completely agree.

    • @leazerlazz3376
      @leazerlazz3376 3 года назад +15

      @@townfool4682 I edited it because I spelled Petscop wrong. Didn't realize I said Pet Petscop

    • @dillonqaphsiel7977
      @dillonqaphsiel7977 3 года назад +1

      He didn’t write this tho

  • @-awezomexd-
    @-awezomexd- 3 года назад +360

    2020 is truly the worst time to be alive

    • @cowboy5215
      @cowboy5215 3 года назад

      Yes

    • @Helicopter7
      @Helicopter7 3 года назад +10

      Eh I think there have been way worse times to be alive in the past

    • @madwolf0966
      @madwolf0966 3 года назад +3

      At least you ain't born before modern medicine and not get your head chopped open because of "a small headache".

    • @_G4.R4_
      @_G4.R4_ 3 года назад

      It really fucking is

    • @_G4.R4_
      @_G4.R4_ 3 года назад +1

      @@Helicopter7 at least in our generation

  • @mamichula93
    @mamichula93 3 года назад +61

    I see commenters saying how this and that didn't age well, but I don't see shit 👁👄👁

    • @667nine
      @667nine 3 года назад +2

      Haha same

    • @Sddssjss
      @Sddssjss 3 года назад +3

      Prbly deleted them

    • @theguyof360
      @theguyof360 3 года назад +2

      were you even on this comment section before his response?

    • @mamichula93
      @mamichula93 3 года назад +1

      @@theguyof360 no, I've always been here after his response

    • @theguyof360
      @theguyof360 3 года назад +5

      @@mamichula93 ah well there were a bunch of comments before then basically saying rip pyro and that he's in the wrong lol

  • @rudrank819
    @rudrank819 3 года назад +47

    Wait a minute, they really killed Ashley for no reason? Wow, that's high-tier storytelling right there.

    • @blueripper1558
      @blueripper1558 2 года назад +6

      It's so dumb cuz they literally explain they wanted her alive to spread the word

    • @vincentcriscenzo1709
      @vincentcriscenzo1709 Год назад +13

      The whole movie is a self insert fan fiction about Shane getting back at a random woman who called him cringe on the internet

  • @lordheadass3662
    @lordheadass3662 3 года назад +1865

    “Shane Dawson’s movie is worse than you can imagine”
    Every 60 sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes

    • @CegeRoles
      @CegeRoles 3 года назад +35

      "Together we can stop this."

    • @user-er8ie8id8j
      @user-er8ie8id8j 3 года назад +6

      If i use this much emojis i want
      you to shot me
      Heheh get it

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker 3 года назад +1

      @@CegeRoles yes

    • @SnoppleWopple
      @SnoppleWopple 3 года назад +2

      @@user-er8ie8id8j imagine stealing jokes from other channels

    • @lordheadass3662
      @lordheadass3662 3 года назад

      @@SnoppleWopple Wym

  • @yesno8273
    @yesno8273 3 года назад +1287

    This whole movie in a nutshell
    “Lmao we dressed up as smiley and literally made someone psychologically unwell then drove her into suicide. But its just for the lulz xdddd”

  • @DanMan
    @DanMan 3 года назад +72

    guys lets start removing the dislikes can we hit 9k dislikes by next week

    • @shory3154
      @shory3154 3 года назад +1

      8k take it or leave it. Final offer

    • @suziebelle3738
      @suziebelle3738 2 года назад +5

      you wished on a monkeys paw and doomed all of us.

    • @joserios4409
      @joserios4409 2 года назад +1

      You wished on a monkey's paw and doomed all of us.

  • @blackironseamus1017
    @blackironseamus1017 3 года назад +14

    Honestly she should have told the cop that smiley was dealing drugs and DEA officer's from every corner of the globe would have jumped on it

  • @warden-commandercousland
    @warden-commandercousland 3 года назад +1284

    How the hell did they get Roger Bart and Keith David for this trash. They're solid actors.

    • @gaymen7636
      @gaymen7636 3 года назад +22

      Drake

    • @dream_killer-cc3vr
      @dream_killer-cc3vr 3 года назад +42

      I only knew keith david from saints row

    • @finnoplay
      @finnoplay 3 года назад +8

      Maybe they wanted to have fun

    • @traitorousAutomation
      @traitorousAutomation 3 года назад +35

      Money is money dude.

    • @Raisin_
      @Raisin_ 3 года назад +40

      especially keith david. that arbiter voice is beautiful

  • @Phoenix2.5D
    @Phoenix2.5D 3 года назад +866

    I can’t be caught dead being surprised that Logan paul managed to piss off Dwayne “the nicest rock in existence” Johnson

    • @evillaughinthebackground5732
      @evillaughinthebackground5732 3 года назад +109

      Dwayne "The Best Intentioned Mass of Minerals Currently Alive" Johnson
      Get your names right, dude

    • @MATT-660
      @MATT-660 3 года назад

      Wait when n why?

    • @Phoenix2.5D
      @Phoenix2.5D 3 года назад +83

      @@MATT-660 I forgot the time stamp but mb the rock was telling him how he had one line, one scene, and how he wasn’t the main character, and Logan cuts him off and says “nice haircut” and forces a handshake/chest bump

    • @MATT-660
      @MATT-660 3 года назад

      @@Phoenix2.5D epic

    • @Princeomishore
      @Princeomishore 3 года назад +31

      He didn't actually piss him off. it was a bit.

  • @vizthex
    @vizthex 3 года назад +17

    aren't cops legal required to answer emergency calls?

  • @aDeadMouse666
    @aDeadMouse666 3 года назад +25

    The comments have aged like a hard boiled egg in a hot car

  • @acepilotsmall9429
    @acepilotsmall9429 3 года назад +514

    There’s nothing to see here,move on.

    • @Ghoosteny
      @Ghoosteny 3 года назад +2

      can't agree more...seriously though it's sad

    • @lithiumsarcophagus2524
      @lithiumsarcophagus2524 3 года назад

      Why did pyro do this, in the past he joke about people facing controversies and just going silent, hoping it just ends, now he is doing the same. Why be this miserable in your worst times, it does not help you.

    • @acepilotsmall9429
      @acepilotsmall9429 3 года назад +1

      may the pyro we once knew Rest In Peace (actually,he’s back from the dead (kinda)

    • @acepilotsmall9429
      @acepilotsmall9429 3 года назад

      @Thot Patrol USA huh

    • @acepilotsmall9429
      @acepilotsmall9429 3 года назад

      @Thot Patrol USA nah

  • @thomasmedway7261
    @thomasmedway7261 3 года назад +806

    This Movie can be summed up as: CALLING SMILEY ON OMEGAL AT 3AM (PRANK GONE WRONG) (NOT CLICKBATE) (GONE SEXUAL)

    • @theisgood0
      @theisgood0 3 года назад +8

      This is a good comment 🤣

    • @thatboychris9990
      @thatboychris9990 3 года назад +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣

    • @clown8444
      @clown8444 3 года назад +12

      @@thatboychris9990 are you on crack?

    • @user-ke1gn3ql1g
      @user-ke1gn3ql1g 3 года назад +10

      @@clown8444 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @clown8444
      @clown8444 3 года назад +9

      @@user-ke1gn3ql1g holy shit lmao

  • @pol2299
    @pol2299 3 года назад +16

    The rats are crawling back, begging for forgiveness.

  • @tazza3697
    @tazza3697 3 года назад +51

    maybe if everyone decided to make their own conclusion and not trust some random you-tuber, they would have seen he was innocent

    • @flatP_
      @flatP_ 3 года назад +1

      what is this in reference to

    • @PsycheWaffles
      @PsycheWaffles 3 года назад +12

      @@flatP_ Turkey tom's accusation that pyro groomed a child. Everyone believed turkey at first until pyro whipped out the draw 100 card and unoreverse card on turkey.

    • @grimes558
      @grimes558 2 года назад

      @@PsycheWaffles Wow uno so funny!!!!!

  • @lizardmammal6760
    @lizardmammal6760 3 года назад +662

    Pyro always sounds like he's talking scripted and unscripted at the same time

    • @dat_cats4354
      @dat_cats4354 3 года назад +72

      It sounds scripted, but then he goes on a rant about something completely unrelated

    • @entruh4520
      @entruh4520 3 года назад +11

      @@dat_cats4354 sounds about right

    • @templerunes
      @templerunes 3 года назад +1

      He is.

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 3 года назад +2

      @@dat_cats4354
      Pyro in a nutshell

    • @Inkypencil22
      @Inkypencil22 3 года назад

      that means that it’s a well written script

  • @mckinley6960
    @mckinley6960 3 года назад +1043

    "Please unsubscribe, I don't want you here. Go away."
    *this aged so horribly omfg*
    EDIT: "It's good to be wrong sometimes"
    EDIT 2: I was referring to this comment

    • @pppoopoo2766
      @pppoopoo2766 3 года назад

      Lmao

    • @ms_red_eye
      @ms_red_eye 3 года назад +3

      @J. B. Even though Pyro is guilty, I still despise Ivory for exposing one of my favorite RUclipsrs and making me see him in a different light. If this makes me a bad person, so be it. I just prefer not to have known.

    • @guyferrari8124
      @guyferrari8124 3 года назад

      @@ms_red_eye ruclips.net/channel/UCPkekF1EVCb0MdX9U_9h2ow

    • @ms_red_eye
      @ms_red_eye 3 года назад

      @@guyferrari8124 Um, ok? Lol

    • @arcynixz
      @arcynixz 3 года назад +1

      @J. B. i bought merch off this guy dawg 😔

  • @asuka2090
    @asuka2090 3 года назад +23

    Man I could go for a salad.

  • @user-pj6du5um6u
    @user-pj6du5um6u 3 года назад +35

    Can we all appreciate that THIS isn't Pyrocynical's last video?

  • @ricardobruh
    @ricardobruh 3 года назад +3546

    NEVER in my life would've imagined that pyro would be UNIRONICALLY sexually attracted to Big Chungus

    • @ammar4618
      @ammar4618 3 года назад +265

      ugh and he was supposed to bully children when hes out there wanting to sniff his farts

    • @ivanthespacehiker4693
      @ivanthespacehiker4693 3 года назад +33

      HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT

    • @PinkiePie.
      @PinkiePie. 3 года назад +2

      @@ammar4618 qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq

    • @basedgamer6607
      @basedgamer6607 3 года назад +42

      He was supposed to bully pedophiles not join them.

    • @g7ost0p
      @g7ost0p 3 года назад +3

      @@ammar4618 BRAaaaaap

  • @elijahmitchell-hopmeier182
    @elijahmitchell-hopmeier182 3 года назад +552

    I never actually watched the movie, but I remember going into a blockbuster with my mom and seeing that cover and having nightmares. I’m quite happy to know that a pathologic fear from my childhood stems from a Shane Dawson movie

    • @pagodeiromaster3347
      @pagodeiromaster3347 3 года назад +11

      well that sucks buddy

    • @panzerfaust8452
      @panzerfaust8452 3 года назад +26

      Damn, you are not alone on it, pal.
      Back in 2012 (about maybe November-December) the movie reached Russian Theatres, and I remember how I walked near the cinema, being a proud 9 year old dumbo, who just discovered creepypastas, and threw my sight on the covers, to see what's good in cinema. Jesus christ, that cover was just, uhh.
      This damn image is still burnt inside my memory, and today I discover that some youtube guy made it, and it's not even good.

    • @user_2793
      @user_2793 3 года назад +14

      I remember seeing the trailer with my friend and freaking out. Honestly the prosthetics on the real Smiley are not bad.

    • @grease5977
      @grease5977 3 года назад +8

      Blockbuster did it for the lulz

    • @colincrew1857
      @colincrew1857 3 года назад +1

      That happened to me too, but I was 7, so I must just be a wuss

  • @DHIRAL2908
    @DHIRAL2908 3 года назад +17

    Everyone talking about the fake allegations while Pyro predicted Fridays with PewDiePie's return.

  • @TheBlueeyedliz
    @TheBlueeyedliz 3 года назад +19

    We won, Mr Stark

  • @bloodhound2059
    @bloodhound2059 3 года назад +672

    I can now understand what Mini Ladd's fans are going through

    • @specter5260
      @specter5260 3 года назад +123

      main difference is pyro's content is actually good

    • @francescodegregorio2824
      @francescodegregorio2824 3 года назад +157

      Ah yes, Mini Ladd. The lad that used his mini lad to molest mini lads.

    • @citiesinruin9435
      @citiesinruin9435 3 года назад +5

      @@francescodegregorio2824 omg I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lancerutland2278
      @lancerutland2278 3 года назад +2

      I also know what people with ptsd are going through after seeing your profile picture

    • @icommittedtaxfraudin
      @icommittedtaxfraudin 3 года назад +2

      Ghost_Reap3r true but it’s still disappointing

  • @walter3025
    @walter3025 3 года назад +525

    *The Bad Ending.*

  • @BasedoffW
    @BasedoffW 3 года назад +15

    0:47 I thought my headphones were running low on battery. Goddamn you pyro!

  • @shitpostingmeeseeks9003
    @shitpostingmeeseeks9003 3 года назад +22

    When the brit understands trigger discipline but the entire production team doesn’t

  • @drjoner762
    @drjoner762 3 года назад +1108

    His last words were "please unsubscribe, I don't want you here, go away"

  • @micaylarobbins5727
    @micaylarobbins5727 3 года назад +1061

    Ok when she called the cops at Zane’s house, why did the detective dude answer the phone? Police officers don’t answer 911 calls like dispatchers so it should have been a completely different person she was talking to

    • @ntrunnrracl
      @ntrunnrracl 3 года назад +46

      i was thinking the same thing. at first i thought "maybe he gave her his desk number in case she comes up with a body" but if that's the case, then why didn't she just hang up on him and dial the actual police

    • @Mr.ManiacaI
      @Mr.ManiacaI 3 года назад +9

      Momento mori

    • @cia1985
      @cia1985 3 года назад +3

      Momento mori

    • @Mr.ManiacaI
      @Mr.ManiacaI 3 года назад +1

      @ᴅᴇᴄᴀᴅᴇ *nope.avi*

    • @anou3240
      @anou3240 3 года назад +2

      unus

  • @theone5726
    @theone5726 3 года назад +16

    People talking about pyros allegations and shit and how they’re false and blah blah but I’m over here looking at Tobuscus

  • @1800JokesOnYou
    @1800JokesOnYou 2 года назад +6

    32:49 *Puts fingers up to side of head in a slight gun hand formation * "I really gotta clear my head."

  • @uncledeez1964
    @uncledeez1964 3 года назад +719

    Why did you kill this teen? Well your honour she posted nsfw in general and she didnt say my keanu reeves big chungus fanfic was wholesome

    • @pixelxy8videos721
      @pixelxy8videos721 3 года назад +37

      Not poggers

    • @nitro7697
      @nitro7697 3 года назад +17

      that wasn’t very poggers 100 of her

    • @humptetydumptety
      @humptetydumptety 3 года назад +7

      i mean we do now how much pyrocynical likes big chungus.....

    • @canyounotmydude9155
      @canyounotmydude9155 3 года назад +1

      @@humptetydumptety He likes the orbs in front of Target

  • @frizzyrizzy3037
    @frizzyrizzy3037 3 года назад +1814

    My disappointment of myself jumping to conclusions is immeasurable and my comment is ruined.

    • @jeanlouis243
      @jeanlouis243 3 года назад +6

      Same

    • @mildmemes5702
      @mildmemes5702 3 года назад +2

      same geez

    • @alanbravo2020
      @alanbravo2020 3 года назад +3

      He was the chosen one

    • @drater1063
      @drater1063 3 года назад

      Nurse Natalie he was right about the fact that pyro is a predator but keen wasn’t right about anything else

    • @drater1063
      @drater1063 3 года назад

      Nurse Natalie yes atleast it wasn’t a French girl tho but it would be a bit more funny if it was

  • @dumbtruccc
    @dumbtruccc 2 года назад +2

    i cannot hear keith david without picturing rick n morty obama anymore

  • @quizzergotted
    @quizzergotted 3 года назад +26

    to everyone who believed the poorly constructed allegations,
    lmao suck it
    Kind Regards
    Evantenario

  • @bluefiregamingandcards
    @bluefiregamingandcards 3 года назад +6899

    Don't worry everyone, Everything is fine now.

    • @tannerzanciw6738
      @tannerzanciw6738 3 года назад +25

      wdym?

    • @mldgameing
      @mldgameing 3 года назад +113

      @@tannerzanciw6738 don’t worry, everything is fine now.

    • @ilihcsydnew6870
      @ilihcsydnew6870 3 года назад +76

      @@tannerzanciw6738 dont worry, everything is fine now

    • @ethanmcmurphy4075
      @ethanmcmurphy4075 3 года назад +59

      @@tannerzanciw6738 don’t worry, everything is fine now

    • @tannerzanciw6738
      @tannerzanciw6738 3 года назад +16

      @@mldgameing oh jesus this is terrified

  • @BriggsA
    @BriggsA 3 года назад +503

    Maybe the real smiley was the friends we made along the way

    • @amagacelestial444
      @amagacelestial444 3 года назад +8

      Wrong I'm smiley get nae nae

    • @BriggsA
      @BriggsA 3 года назад +6

      @@amagacelestial444 nah mate. I did it for the lulz

    • @poopfart943
      @poopfart943 3 года назад +1

      Do the stanky leg

    • @zera3947
      @zera3947 3 года назад +2

      then the friends you made will spike your drink, chase you around at night, fake murder themselves then will make you jump to your death for the motherfuckng lulz

    • @lorcanzo2498
      @lorcanzo2498 3 года назад

      :)

  • @thejonathan130
    @thejonathan130 2 года назад +3

    "Keith David, who you probably know from Halo"
    Or 1982's The Thing.

  • @demoman5864
    @demoman5864 10 месяцев назад +4

    the irony of the video on the shane dawson film being sponsored by battle cats

  • @willbaum5744
    @willbaum5744 3 года назад +656

    My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

  • @TamrielicScholar
    @TamrielicScholar 3 года назад +388

    saying 'im an empath' literally screams sociopath

    • @ew275x
      @ew275x 3 года назад

      @@0bviouslyDave Same with any positive trait. With negative ones calling yourself one frequently does mean you have that negative trait.

    • @nezukokamado1271
      @nezukokamado1271 3 года назад +5

      Just like people who say they’re “bubbly” 😬

    • @drpeppy635
      @drpeppy635 3 года назад +7

      I’m also so humble

    • @decanusservius9180
      @decanusservius9180 3 года назад +18

      Oddly though saying "im a sociopath" doesn't scream "I'm an empath" it just screams "I'm edgy and annoying"

    • @Elbylicious
      @Elbylicious 3 года назад +6

      @@drpeppy635 not as humble as me. I'm literally the most humble person, you got outhumbled

  • @expandapantsii341
    @expandapantsii341 3 года назад +27

    A way better ending and how the plot could’ve been handled: they could’ve established: they should’ve said that smiley was first an urban legend of like 200 years ago or maybe when witch trials was a thing, about a person who was a jester and kept doing dumb things for attention, later been executed by first fucking up his face with those stitches, and Shane Dawson wanted to use that urban legend and make some use out of it, saying it’s been reborn, and all those people who wanted to fool Her because they all went to the same primary school, and she always got higher marks then them, and they got so jealous, even if she never knew them personally, thus telling us how she doesn’t know them. This then tells us their motive, and a way to tell us why the real smiley exists, we could say that the teacher was instead a history teacher and gives us dialogue that says something about reimagining a legend, saying that if people practice the legend’s tales, the legend woul inevitably be reborn and first kill of the practicioners or something like that, which would then tell us why he exists, idc if this is some dumb shit or whatever but all in all Shane Dawson this movie really does sound shit and I’m only making this comment because the monster’s background is at least interesting and I’m bored

    • @ytesaytesa3421
      @ytesaytesa3421 Год назад

      I know i'm a year late for this comment, but i kinda agree.

    • @expandapantsii341
      @expandapantsii341 Год назад

      @@ytesaytesa3421 hey thanks man, I honeslty forgot I said all this lmao. thanks for bringing this back to me

  • @thelosttapesofyoutubers5109
    @thelosttapesofyoutubers5109 3 года назад +13

    I love how fast the comments changed

  • @suckit1335
    @suckit1335 3 года назад +1477

    Tbh I’m more scared of Shane Dawson’s hair then I am of the scarecrow with a botched plastic surgery

  • @epicherbs8084
    @epicherbs8084 3 года назад +271

    "Are you mad?"
    "No... no, I'm just disappointed"

  • @zmevy
    @zmevy 2 года назад +5

    how ironic that you added a cat sponsor