Shane Dawson's movie is worse than you can imagine
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First reply les go
Ight let me steal me mums credit card
No
@@_big_daddy_1659 congrats
You wot?
This movie is basically “gaslight” except it really sucks
This movie is like the version of gaslight that really sucks but it sucks even harder
More like "Les Diaboliques," except it really sucks.
I found it to be similar to Scream
Hey you're sponge man ice cone, aren't you?
Sponge man ice cone
Instead of “do it for the lulz” they could have had “smile for the camera” it has smile in the sentence and it connects with the fact that they kill on camera
IT WOULD MAKE TOO MUCH SENSE
Do you really think Shane Dawson is that imaginative?
Movie execs: Hmmmm... is it time for a reboot?
that bit at the end where they all chanted "I did it for the lulz" made me cringe so hard
And it would’ve aged better
*Sniff sniff* Smells like Vinegar and Edited comments in here.
I smell facts
BRO DID YOU JUST WRITE vin e gar as one word?
@@thatcooldudeisawesome876 what
@@MiguelAngel-go4ck the n-word
@@nietzam69 no
Everyone’s talking more about the drama than the movie, so I’m just gonna say that a plot about Shane going through with an overly cruel plan to screw over a single person for no good reason is the only smart thing about this movie.
You spoiled it…
@@IAmGodHimself777 You care about this movie enough to be annoyed by spoilers?
@@hypno-scream5652 Yes
@@IAmGodHimself777 Here's some advice, don't check the comments while watching videos like this, people always spoil
@@hypno-scream5652 exactly
so guys we did it, we made a good response
Yessss Leeds gooo
@provis345 p lol what's your point that's not his content
@provis345 p I mean i too used to rp 👁👁
@provis345 p That’s kinda why they’re private, *because if you invade someone’s privacy you are almost guaranteed to find something you don’t like.* Pyro’s dms were between him and a willingly participating person where he shared his own private kinks.
@@Cartoonshi ur mom yea
guys a youtuber made petscop. that means petscop is technically a RUclips show. so pyro has to address the best youtuber show.
Y E S, All we need is petscop 2...
*PYRO, Make it happen...*
*Y E S S S S*
😈 Check out my new 🔞+ omegle trolling 😄😈
just gonna invest in this comment really quick
too bad there’s no sequel
everyone 3 days ago : 31:30
everyone 2 days ago 31:14
BROOO FAX
Underrated comment
😂😂
a *good* RUclips comment?? no way!
This might be the best thing I've ever seen.
Being a female myself I can confirm that awkward laughter is a must have in every female conversation.
You're sus
When the impostor is sus
sussy baka
These replies
What the fuck.
@@erykzysk3330 I have no clue
I still can't get over the clip of Logan Paul and Dwane, Dwane just looks so tired and pissed off with him.
"Nice haircut bro"
"yeah whatever"
@@quintonicsart9094 damn man nice pfp where did you get it and what is it
I mean it was a sketch they filmed together
@@aadedare54 In every joke there lies a little truth.
I have never seen Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson so genuinely pissed at someone more that that bts clip.
I wouldn’t mess with him, he’s a big dude, he could probably tear me in half
@@tileguy918 I'm surprised Logan was that ballsy
@@typicaltexan8927 me to honestly, seeing as Dwayne could end him in one punch
Logan could've got turned into literal neat paste if the rock decided to hit him
@@tileguy918 >hes a big dude
For you
I love how everyone changes their opinions so fast.
Its called agreeing with the majority cuz its the Majority
@@skogen5357 bandwagon fallacy
@@twin-gk8of yeaj
Earth's smartest bunch.
Well, when substantial evidence is presented (i.e Pyro's response blowing the doc out of the water) opinions may change.
Pov: your looking for comments relating to the video and not people talking about the "stuff"
i'm looking for someone talking about battle cats
@@navzy6211 meow
the thing is, what happened?
@@penguinesque3869 He was accused of grooming someone. He agreed he fucked up, but he was innocent and the accusations were false
Yup.
Pretty sure everyone here is more sad than mad.
"A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent." Has never been more true.
Edit: Congrats mr pyro
very true
pyro was one of the youtubers that i actually liked. His humor, sarcasm, content and personality is why i watched and liked him so much
way more disappointed and sad rather than mad right now
he was one of the most respactable commentators and one of the most subscribed
How about both, since it's a literal child and he knew what he was doing. But it is pretty sad to see him go through corruption..
I’m disappointed
im disgusted
As a woman. As someone who grew up in the early 2010s I never watched Shane Dawson ever.
Thanks pyro. I'm now 75.
how the fuck does that work.
@@dominoshitposts8992 i guess it does
Also a female, am 30, never watched Shane either
Really feel like I didn’t miss anything except terminal cancer
@@ZombieSazza L M F A O
also, judging by your pfp, you're gorgeous! Keep up the good work sis
@@QWERTY-zk7yt you got a problem with buildings?
“Every day I wake up”
- Kyle Ren (Marriage Story)
Then i start to break up
God I wish there were more comments about the actual movie.
fUCKING SAME HERE
I think you know this already, but this was when Pyro was accused of the allegations and before he made his response video. I do wish people would go back to this video and delete their comments since they are outdated now.
@@christianred9730weren't the allegations false?
@@declanjones8888 yes. I'm saying people who still have comments about questioning if the allegations are false or not are outdated because we have an answer now, so questioning it is pointless.
@@christianred9730 Fucking idiots always trying to go after somebody for no reason.
Nothing says "we are edgy and understand the internet" like throwing 4chan references for no reason.
I swear these people think that 4chan is some sort of a terrorist group
@Shreyas Misra the latter half is way too much of a stretch. /pol/ thought there were wiccans casting hexes at Trump and tried to organize counter prayer threads.
Indeed
4Chan was always shit.
People remember the handful of screenshots of good threads they were almost certainly never actually involved with and seem to forget 95% of the actual 4chan experience being either people repeating those jokes into the fucking ground or just being '12 year old figuring out he can swear on the internet without mom finding out' edgy.
@@ROBOTPETER101 It turns out 4chan is just reddit in disguise
"I did it for the lulz"
- Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil, 1886
But would you be prepared to do it again for Lulz?
役割分担するwwwww
-Karl Marx, The Communist Manifesto, also around that period.
Akio
@@Disciple_of_God. 元々そう言っとんねん、98ページで、、多分w
*People in the comments section going from supporting Pyro to hating Pyro to supporting Pyro again:* "Parkour!"
Your comment is edited your probably one of then to😪
The comment has been released after the response video so it was probably just grammar or spelling correction
The fun part of being late is watching this all fold out with some popcorn
What happened?
Average PyroLIVE chat
Conspiracy theory: pyro sacrificed Carson to save his channel
Lol
yesw
He did it for the lulz
It worked it's dead!!!!
Pyro:I am sorry little one
I physically cringed near the end of the movie when they said "FOR THE LULZ!"
who the hell wrote that and thought it was a good idea
edit: Why are all the top comments up here about pyro not being cancelled literally on the word of some random teenager, did no one enjoy the video
C'mon mate this is obviously written by no other than Shakespeare
me
A horrible murder who stitched there eyes shut likes to say lol
I was just on that part and I burst out laughing when they said it like a bunch of nazis
Do you know what really would be funny? The trollface meme face
Imagine how awful this would be without Pyro talking us through
That's called muting the vid
And this is called not getting the joke
And this is ending the meme, lel.
I like turtles
i watched this movie with a few friends a few months ago..... i wouldve turned it off if i was alone because dear GOD
I like how all these dudes saying "I told you so!" were probably saying the opposite shit a few weeks ago.
so happy i never even thought of unsubbing LMFAO
I'd say about half but then again everyone defending pyro got dislike spammed so the comments wouldn't show up
I look into the comments looking for people making fun of the movie and all I see is people talking about the old allegations, POV's, and edited comments about the allegations and his response...wut an interesting top comment section
like bra................
I don't even know what the hell is happening lol
IKR? i came down here to see people roasting shane dawson and all i got was months old irrelevant drama
Like what are the allegations even about, and why on this video?
@@nixthefox2008 essentially Pyro was accused of pedophilia and "grooming"
“Is that Kylo Ren from marriage story?” A perfect line
“Everyday I wake up” - Your sim wakes up everyday
A perfect edit
stunning
thumbs up
It is tho ngl
Aint it Nicholass from The Walking Dead
I love how every single actor in this movie is the budget version of an actual A-List actor that kind of looks like them.
Ikr
But they have Arbiter
who do they look like??
I find the most unrealistic part about this film be the fact that a bunch of 4Channers would allow a woman at their party
They could’ve fucking said:
“Smile for the camera.” It would’ve linked with the video chat and also not been “I did it for the lulz.”
"Smile :)"
"Run"
"Hes coming"
"Turn around :)"
Are like sorta good, it's way better than "I DId iT FoR THe Lulz"
Bro stole the comment
@@GrayVaaler my brother in Christ who from?
@@WSteppapigW who from? Cause I made this comment over a year ago and have literally no recollection
@@ted_the_kazooman2well another guy said this like 2 uears ago, so.
"The worst thing about betrayal is that it never comes from the enemy."
-Godfather
-Fat Tony
-Sun Tzu
Who tf is fat Tony lmaooo
@@ShayanSaqiba simps
ons
@Jaevyn Crosby i think is the guy from the simpsons
I mean isn't that the point of betrayal? Why would you trust your enemy. This quote is so captain obvious
Shane dawson as the heartthrob is the most horrifying thing about this movie
i was rock hard in every scene with him what are you talking about
@@chokonnit7337 certified bruh moment
@@chokonnit7337 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The whole aura is off anyway
The ”heartthrob” would be more into her brother lol and it shows
Feels like hes trying to make up for something.
Me checking the comments:
*What the hell happened here?*
same im also confused wtf happened?
@@penguinesque3869 he was accused of being a groomer but he wasnt
I'm actually genuinely upset at myself for getting scared at the dumb jump scares through the video
*So guys we did it, Pyro proved himself mostly innocent.*
Yes
@@nassrawi9779 indeed
250.000 thousand and still counting, the fact that we reached this number is just phenomenal
Funny
SynIsHere
Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
Well old friend you've got three options :
-Another sequel to Shrek has swag
-Petscop2
- A response video to the allegation train you're getting rammed by.
Yeah mate I reckon a shrek is swag sequel will really make up for the whole
grooming thing
@-Ian Talley- brother is that vid comes out he’s a free man lol
@@gamingmoyai3950 if pyro releases petscop 2 I will forgive him for everything
@@gamingmoyai3950 LOL
I will forgive pyro, if he makes petscop 2
This is why you don’t form an opinion without seeing both sides fully
or until all evidence is completely out *cough diesel patch cough*
Why your comment edited
I was first believing him, then i had a melancholy moment then came back to believe him some days before his response
Nice edit
@@Joe-xo8en everyone is editing their comments dude
Shane Dawson just got in the movie to kiss a girl
BIG BRAIN
I really like how Shane is trying to act nerdy by telling the girl her computer has a firewall. It's like telling someone their pencil has graphite in it then calling yourself artsy
lol so true
This is the best description
"1 GB of ram should do the trick"
“Quantum physics”
s c i e n c e
"yeah guys my computer is so good,
it has a firewall"
"You were the chosen one! You were meant to bully the kids, not groom them!"
EDIT: thank god I was wrong. :).
Here before this blows up
He didn’t
“Bring balance to the fanbase, not leave it in darkness!”
@@teenageboyhormonalrage cringe
@@TomCuh It's not cringe to me.But from a certain point of view such as yours maybe it is but oh well.
99% grooming allegations
0.9% after his response
0.1% the movie
Now it's mostly the "after" ones. I just wanna see the allegation stuff, c'mon!
True ending: Pyro does a chad move and uses his kinks to defend himself, and we finally can watch his videos in peace, even though we now know his secret.
we got the true ending bois
@@TFmoviesss I had to unlock the true ending by time stopping the day before he posted, it was the only way, also I’m dead now. Hell has great WiFi connection.
@@gamingmoyai3950 how's danny?
@@TFmoviesss idk maybe he’ll show up here at some point. The WiFi works.
*So guys, we did it, we reached a quarter of a million mid-roll ads*
*laughs in RUclips Vanced*
too funny 2 exist
Laughs in adblocker
@@natey9190 cries in mobile
@@anullojoe RUclips Vanced my friend
Why tf is every. Single. Shot. Too close. I get if they where trying to be, “claustrophobic” but that doesn’t work when you do it every damn scene
Dude, right! Or when people overuse the Dutch tilt, to make you "uneasy" but it just makes you seasick. :/
It made me feel like shane was trying to come thru my screen like mr smiley
This makes the film look so homemade. part of me thought it was pyro shaking the cam in editing
@@BlackDogsAndLadybugs whats the dutch tilt?
It works in Son of Saul
At first, Smiley was scary to me. I had never seen the movie, but I have seen a picture of Smiley's face. That, alone, scared me. But now that I know the uh.. "story" with it, it's a lot less spooky.
I mean, the monster's design is still cool, even tho someone sewing their eyes shut and carving a smile on their face will never ever look like this
Same I remember seeing one image of Smiley in elementary school and all of us in class thought it was the scariest shit since slenderman
Spoilers:
So the only reason why they scared, tortured, and killed this poor lady is... just because they could...
I both resent and respect the movie for that. Resent because it's stupid and respect because, other horror movies have overly complicated motives for the evil monsters that are stupid too, but to see a movie with a simple motive like this is oddly refreshing.
a good horror movie would have a reason with hints for the viewer to draw a conclusion themselves without giving a straight answer, similarly to cube
It wasn't just cuz, they wanted to make a boggy man but for some reason killed the person who would tell everyone about the boggy man so their efforts was literally for nothing
They did it for the lulz
One year later and it would’ve been “I did it for the vine”
Done today it just would’ve been “Poggers”
2018 would have been "do you know de way"
@@batnacks and people reply with "yeah but who asked?"
@@batnacks
Or: I did it for the Primes
pyro made like 16 references to tf2 and yet we have never seen him play. this is blatant evidence that he is a schizophrenic lunatic
yeah i need him to play tf2 like once
His name is based off of pyro
He played the Xbox edition
Pyrocynical is pyro irl confirmed
Bro is pyrocinical = pyro tf2 bro
I think that the fact they got the whole cast to condition themselves to say "Smiley" without cracking a laugh or smiling is the scariest part of this film.
Pyrocynical did not groom that person. There is no evidence of this happening and i believe his apology was sincere. The fact that he had to disclose information that was private really sucks
Okay?
you don't groom people, you groom horses, duh
Dude getting sponsored by battle cats is a true league of honor few have earned
I'm so happy to see a Battle Cats ad
Matt Shea is the only other
Yo Aaron,ur pfp is kinda menacing
A lot better than uh
*RAID SHADOW LEGENDS*
How did he do it I thought battle cats only sponsor people who makes battle cats vids lol
These comments have aged fast, and not well either.
I don't rekon they do.
Indeed, My comment aged very well
Yes
Which comments, I missed,
Prob the ones calling him a ped
Every Comment:
"All these comments aged pretty bad"
Facts imma just try too find a normal comment for once
Joe biden aged pretty bad
The lead girl's acting is like Kristen Stewart in _Twilight,_ but somehow *worse.*
The only way Shane could ever get a kiss back in the days, was if he wrote it into a movie script. Also Petscop 2?????
You are underestimating the amount of footage early Shane has with kissing minors. Now imagine all the ones that weren’t on camera.
We don't deserve Pets Petscop 2
@@leazerlazz3376 I love that this is edited and still says “Pets Petscop 2”. Also I completely agree.
@@townfool4682 I edited it because I spelled Petscop wrong. Didn't realize I said Pet Petscop
He didn’t write this tho
2020 is truly the worst time to be alive
Yes
Eh I think there have been way worse times to be alive in the past
At least you ain't born before modern medicine and not get your head chopped open because of "a small headache".
It really fucking is
@@Helicopter7 at least in our generation
I see commenters saying how this and that didn't age well, but I don't see shit 👁👄👁
Haha same
Prbly deleted them
were you even on this comment section before his response?
@@theguyof360 no, I've always been here after his response
@@mamichula93 ah well there were a bunch of comments before then basically saying rip pyro and that he's in the wrong lol
Wait a minute, they really killed Ashley for no reason? Wow, that's high-tier storytelling right there.
It's so dumb cuz they literally explain they wanted her alive to spread the word
The whole movie is a self insert fan fiction about Shane getting back at a random woman who called him cringe on the internet
“Shane Dawson’s movie is worse than you can imagine”
Every 60 sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes
"Together we can stop this."
If i use this much emojis i want
you to shot me
Heheh get it
@@CegeRoles yes
@@user-er8ie8id8j imagine stealing jokes from other channels
@@SnoppleWopple Wym
This whole movie in a nutshell
“Lmao we dressed up as smiley and literally made someone psychologically unwell then drove her into suicide. But its just for the lulz xdddd”
Reddit the movie
trollface xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@@piranhaplant2555 reddit gold
we did it reddit
@@gatedrat6382 We commited a felony
guys lets start removing the dislikes can we hit 9k dislikes by next week
8k take it or leave it. Final offer
you wished on a monkeys paw and doomed all of us.
You wished on a monkey's paw and doomed all of us.
Honestly she should have told the cop that smiley was dealing drugs and DEA officer's from every corner of the globe would have jumped on it
How the hell did they get Roger Bart and Keith David for this trash. They're solid actors.
Drake
I only knew keith david from saints row
Maybe they wanted to have fun
Money is money dude.
especially keith david. that arbiter voice is beautiful
I can’t be caught dead being surprised that Logan paul managed to piss off Dwayne “the nicest rock in existence” Johnson
Dwayne "The Best Intentioned Mass of Minerals Currently Alive" Johnson
Get your names right, dude
Wait when n why?
@@MATT-660 I forgot the time stamp but mb the rock was telling him how he had one line, one scene, and how he wasn’t the main character, and Logan cuts him off and says “nice haircut” and forces a handshake/chest bump
@@Phoenix2.5D epic
He didn't actually piss him off. it was a bit.
aren't cops legal required to answer emergency calls?
The comments have aged like a hard boiled egg in a hot car
Yummy 😋 edit: I regret making this comment
There’s nothing to see here,move on.
can't agree more...seriously though it's sad
Why did pyro do this, in the past he joke about people facing controversies and just going silent, hoping it just ends, now he is doing the same. Why be this miserable in your worst times, it does not help you.
may the pyro we once knew Rest In Peace (actually,he’s back from the dead (kinda)
@Thot Patrol USA huh
@Thot Patrol USA nah
This Movie can be summed up as: CALLING SMILEY ON OMEGAL AT 3AM (PRANK GONE WRONG) (NOT CLICKBATE) (GONE SEXUAL)
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@@thatboychris9990 are you on crack?
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@@user-ke1gn3ql1g holy shit lmao
The rats are crawling back, begging for forgiveness.
maybe if everyone decided to make their own conclusion and not trust some random you-tuber, they would have seen he was innocent
what is this in reference to
@@flatP_ Turkey tom's accusation that pyro groomed a child. Everyone believed turkey at first until pyro whipped out the draw 100 card and unoreverse card on turkey.
@@PsycheWaffles Wow uno so funny!!!!!
Pyro always sounds like he's talking scripted and unscripted at the same time
It sounds scripted, but then he goes on a rant about something completely unrelated
@@dat_cats4354 sounds about right
He is.
@@dat_cats4354
Pyro in a nutshell
that means that it’s a well written script
"Please unsubscribe, I don't want you here. Go away."
*this aged so horribly omfg*
EDIT: "It's good to be wrong sometimes"
EDIT 2: I was referring to this comment
Lmao
@J. B. Even though Pyro is guilty, I still despise Ivory for exposing one of my favorite RUclipsrs and making me see him in a different light. If this makes me a bad person, so be it. I just prefer not to have known.
@@ms_red_eye ruclips.net/channel/UCPkekF1EVCb0MdX9U_9h2ow
@@guyferrari8124 Um, ok? Lol
@J. B. i bought merch off this guy dawg 😔
Man I could go for a salad.
Ayup
Thanks Carson
I could go for a bacon rn
Can we all appreciate that THIS isn't Pyrocynical's last video?
NEVER in my life would've imagined that pyro would be UNIRONICALLY sexually attracted to Big Chungus
ugh and he was supposed to bully children when hes out there wanting to sniff his farts
HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
@@ammar4618 qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq
He was supposed to bully pedophiles not join them.
@@ammar4618 BRAaaaaap
I never actually watched the movie, but I remember going into a blockbuster with my mom and seeing that cover and having nightmares. I’m quite happy to know that a pathologic fear from my childhood stems from a Shane Dawson movie
well that sucks buddy
Damn, you are not alone on it, pal.
Back in 2012 (about maybe November-December) the movie reached Russian Theatres, and I remember how I walked near the cinema, being a proud 9 year old dumbo, who just discovered creepypastas, and threw my sight on the covers, to see what's good in cinema. Jesus christ, that cover was just, uhh.
This damn image is still burnt inside my memory, and today I discover that some youtube guy made it, and it's not even good.
I remember seeing the trailer with my friend and freaking out. Honestly the prosthetics on the real Smiley are not bad.
Blockbuster did it for the lulz
That happened to me too, but I was 7, so I must just be a wuss
Everyone talking about the fake allegations while Pyro predicted Fridays with PewDiePie's return.
We won, Mr Stark
I can now understand what Mini Ladd's fans are going through
main difference is pyro's content is actually good
Ah yes, Mini Ladd. The lad that used his mini lad to molest mini lads.
@@francescodegregorio2824 omg I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I also know what people with ptsd are going through after seeing your profile picture
Ghost_Reap3r true but it’s still disappointing
*The Bad Ending.*
damn im gonna miss pyro irs been an honor fellow gamer
Still can’t believe it
What happens tho?
I just want to load the save
Lol
0:47 I thought my headphones were running low on battery. Goddamn you pyro!
When the brit understands trigger discipline but the entire production team doesn’t
His last words were "please unsubscribe, I don't want you here, go away"
And so many people did....
Gladly
:)
His prayers have been answered
What happen?
Ok when she called the cops at Zane’s house, why did the detective dude answer the phone? Police officers don’t answer 911 calls like dispatchers so it should have been a completely different person she was talking to
i was thinking the same thing. at first i thought "maybe he gave her his desk number in case she comes up with a body" but if that's the case, then why didn't she just hang up on him and dial the actual police
Momento mori
Momento mori
@ᴅᴇᴄᴀᴅᴇ *nope.avi*
unus
People talking about pyros allegations and shit and how they’re false and blah blah but I’m over here looking at Tobuscus
32:49 *Puts fingers up to side of head in a slight gun hand formation * "I really gotta clear my head."
Why did you kill this teen? Well your honour she posted nsfw in general and she didnt say my keanu reeves big chungus fanfic was wholesome
Not poggers
that wasn’t very poggers 100 of her
i mean we do now how much pyrocynical likes big chungus.....
@@humptetydumptety He likes the orbs in front of Target
My disappointment of myself jumping to conclusions is immeasurable and my comment is ruined.
Same
same geez
He was the chosen one
Nurse Natalie he was right about the fact that pyro is a predator but keen wasn’t right about anything else
Nurse Natalie yes atleast it wasn’t a French girl tho but it would be a bit more funny if it was
i cannot hear keith david without picturing rick n morty obama anymore
to everyone who believed the poorly constructed allegations,
lmao suck it
Kind Regards
Evantenario
Don't worry everyone, Everything is fine now.
wdym?
@@tannerzanciw6738 don’t worry, everything is fine now.
@@tannerzanciw6738 dont worry, everything is fine now
@@tannerzanciw6738 don’t worry, everything is fine now
@@mldgameing oh jesus this is terrified
Maybe the real smiley was the friends we made along the way
Wrong I'm smiley get nae nae
@@amagacelestial444 nah mate. I did it for the lulz
Do the stanky leg
then the friends you made will spike your drink, chase you around at night, fake murder themselves then will make you jump to your death for the motherfuckng lulz
:)
"Keith David, who you probably know from Halo"
Or 1982's The Thing.
the irony of the video on the shane dawson film being sponsored by battle cats
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
Agreed
@Red Star Playz it’s clearly true
@Red Star Playz alrighty
@ guess what? Nobody asked
@@Herofromthesky hes not a pedo so i dont care
saying 'im an empath' literally screams sociopath
@@0bviouslyDave Same with any positive trait. With negative ones calling yourself one frequently does mean you have that negative trait.
Just like people who say they’re “bubbly” 😬
I’m also so humble
Oddly though saying "im a sociopath" doesn't scream "I'm an empath" it just screams "I'm edgy and annoying"
@@drpeppy635 not as humble as me. I'm literally the most humble person, you got outhumbled
A way better ending and how the plot could’ve been handled: they could’ve established: they should’ve said that smiley was first an urban legend of like 200 years ago or maybe when witch trials was a thing, about a person who was a jester and kept doing dumb things for attention, later been executed by first fucking up his face with those stitches, and Shane Dawson wanted to use that urban legend and make some use out of it, saying it’s been reborn, and all those people who wanted to fool Her because they all went to the same primary school, and she always got higher marks then them, and they got so jealous, even if she never knew them personally, thus telling us how she doesn’t know them. This then tells us their motive, and a way to tell us why the real smiley exists, we could say that the teacher was instead a history teacher and gives us dialogue that says something about reimagining a legend, saying that if people practice the legend’s tales, the legend woul inevitably be reborn and first kill of the practicioners or something like that, which would then tell us why he exists, idc if this is some dumb shit or whatever but all in all Shane Dawson this movie really does sound shit and I’m only making this comment because the monster’s background is at least interesting and I’m bored
I know i'm a year late for this comment, but i kinda agree.
@@ytesaytesa3421 hey thanks man, I honeslty forgot I said all this lmao. thanks for bringing this back to me
I love how fast the comments changed
Tbh I’m more scared of Shane Dawson’s hair then I am of the scarecrow with a botched plastic surgery
perfect
"Are you mad?"
"No... no, I'm just disappointed"
100th time I’ve seen this comment
@@jayanimations494 no one cares
I’m mad dipshit
how ironic that you added a cat sponsor
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