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"In prison you never talk about your crime." How to tell the writers have no idea what prison is like. That's literally the FIRST thing you're cell mate will ask you to judge on whether or not you're gonna kill them while they sleep.
@My name is Irrelevant I'd say that's tiktok and especially spoiled teenagers. As they have load of popularity they feel special and unique, while they are not. So when their parents act as parents, as they should do, those kids want to so hard to be treated as celebrities that for them their parents are suppressive all the time. But in a more broad sense, if teenagers are sometimes wrong about their parents, the parents are also sometimes unable to understand or have compassion for their kids while they are suffering.
Yes so true he had such a great character develepment, his acting were so good i have never seen anyone act as a coffee maker like this before truely 10/10 actor i cannot get my eyes of
Pyro's Google history looks like: "Scooby Doo running noise" "AngryJoe saying badass" "Colonel yelling SNAKE" "Darth Vader yelling NO" "How long do fathers usually serve in prison?" "Etc" After every video
@@parascytheplays2879 I don't think you understood what I went, you can actually find snow in a volcano but you can't find logic in the show, thanks for making me have to explain the joke
It's actually allowed. You only need to protect the root of the hair with hair net and it will prevent the hair from falling as the hair net is squeezing the sides. A real doctor watched that scene and didn't complained about it, he did complain about the dude blowing his gloves before wearing tho.
Bread has more personality and actually have some form of worth and value unlike any tik tok star ever The kid playing Jack is SO damn worthless, he just doesn’t care about anything
@@higaiwokeru why’s he got a speech impediment throughout the whole thing? If he actually talks like that all the time how do people find the will to watch his videos?
Joke aside, some prisoners actually work at hospitals as a way to lighten their sentence, mainly cleaning or moving things around tho, the mechanical stuff and not dealing with patients, hahah
@@JotaroKujo-nj4bx I'm not saying its right to reject someone who has a criminal record for something minor like that, I'm just saying that if they had a choice between two people: one who has never broken the law and one who has. They would most likely pick the person who hasn't.
Catalina I’m saying they shouldn’t be biased by that and that shouldn’t even be listed in the first place (employers asking their potential employees if they have a criminal record) A person committing a nonviolent crime when they were younger shouldn’t affect their ability to make a living years later That just sets them up to go down a criminal path
“Shouldn’t we be doing more than learning how to make coffee? There’s an emergency out there,” _She says like she has the experience to deal with said emergency._
Imagine going through theatrical school in the hope of being an actual child actor and instead someone who lip synced a song on an app instead gets work 😂
I have theory that Dr Henry's wife didn't "leave", she died and he told his daughter she left because Dr Henry believes he can bring her back to life. He intentionally built a hospital where patients constantly die due to malpractice, each death fueling his powers. He can't have too many of them die so he allows some to live, which he can arrange by merely touching them. That's why he hires tiktokers and almost no doctors are ever seen. He's become so strong that previously healthy people around him spontaneously get heart attacks or collapse for no reason. He's getting close.
The curly-haired kid is like one of those kids in school where you knew they smoked weed a mile away. And in case you didn't know, they make sure to let you know it by wearing weed merch and mentioning weed every 5 minutes.
@@GhostStealth590 Yo getting paranoid when u smoke weed is the worst. Happened to me once and never again. Felt like I had to constantly throw up, like the sensation was constantly there but it didn't happen. Had the best sleep ever tho.
The curly haired dude doesn't even pretend that he enjoys this, he radiates: "I would rather be anywhere else in the world than here" in every single scene. Him and the doctor's daughter are unbearable for this.
That was a bait and switch, he had the sin counter at 68, leading the audience on thinking that he'd sin and it'd become the funny sex number, but he subverted expectations and deducted from the counter instead. It's comedic gold.
I once was lost in a hospital searching for a bathroom, spent a good 45 minutes lost, finally went in and it was a long session... and a doctor and some nurses started talking right outside the bathroom door and it was like a single restroom so the door was right next to them so I had to then start going silently and it was a number 2 and it was like a quite place in the hospital with very few people around... they talked a ton about a ongoing case with personal medical information.... I kept listening and realized it was about my then girlfriend now ex and stayed in the toilet for a long time trying to not come out into that awkwardly but the longer I stayed the stranger it would seem and I got stuck for over an hour and I gave up came out and let him know I could hear everything they were saying and that they should be more mindful when talking about personal medical information in places like this and had a really awkward set of interactions. there is no point in this story... this awkward garbage just reminded me of that horrible experience.
bruh could you imagine walking into a hospital with a big gash in your arm, covered in blood, and the staff just says "oh you'll be fine if you wait a little while. If you hit an artery, you'd be dead." Meanwhile, who the hecc would be like "oh, your a criminal huh? Ok, instead of prison we're going to send you somewhere where the smallest mistake could kill someone. Have fun."
@@ojshrimpson9184 first of all, breach of code of conduct. Done multiple times by various characters. 1) unprofessional behaviour at the workplace with the junior doctor and Dixie's character making out in the supply room all the time 2) Kit providing medical advice to a patient AND flirting with him. The second one is unacceptable for multiple reasons because: A) he's not her patient, B) it's out of her scope of practice (she's just a volunteer, not even an official member of staff) C) there's a power gap between her and the patient that she's abusing by flirting with him. Not to mention it's unprofessional and a conflict of interest. D) she also abuses her power by getting information on him she's not SUPPOSED to have from the nurse. (Again, not her patient, not in her scope, and patient confidentiality is a HUGE part of healthcare) E) her getting feelings for the patient is not illegal, but in a real medical setting, you would be asked to step away from the case and hand it to someone else. Edit: fixed a very important typo
@@callimusa Med student / former Paramedic here. What made my cringe go to next level was the scene with the young girl as a burn victim. Pyro didn’t show it till the end but, spoiler, the Doc simply slams an IV into her and… 𝓈𝒽𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝓈𝒶𝓋𝑒𝒹 ✨ . Even tho they said she had a possible smoke inhalation! First thing you do is secure the airway, ESPECIALLY with smoke inhalation. The airway can close up within seconds! What does it help that she gets fluids if she can’t breathe or gets brain damage due to a lack of oxygen?! And I would have been fine with it in some way if they simply didn’t get the order right. Like, if he put an IV in and then secured the airway. But he ONLY did the IV and then LEFT. HE LEFT HER TO DIE!!! Burn victims are such fragile patients. They can literally crash any second because there is so much dead tissue (and therefore toxins). Also with trying to maintain the open wounds which are a HUGE hazard to all kinds of infections, which settle easily into it. And. They. Touch. The. Girl. Without. Gloves!!! There is a bloody reason why there are specialised hospitals ONLY for burn victims. And this dude does everything wrong he can. It’s almost as if he wants to see the girl dead. “If she is surviving me now, the infection later on will totally get her, 𝔥𝔢𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔢𝔢!” And I’m not even going over the thing with the ShE hAs An InFeCtIoN iN hEr BrAiN shit… This show is by far the worst I’ve seen on so, so, SO many levels. Thanks for visiting my Ted Talk about little shits, who couldn't be bothered to read a single article online about anything they do. Including how to act. (I needed to vent about this to someone who understands. ♥)
@@TheVulpineFox Oh god, I couldn't even get that far. I got to the point where the nurse said, "She's starting to cone!" and tuned off because I'd reached my limit. I definitely agree with what you said though, especially since they mentioned specifically that she was coning! IV fluids would do her a whole world of damage because she's already got increased intracranial pressure, the last thing you want is to pump more fluids into her body. They should have addressed the coning risk first right away because it would push the brainstem through the foramen magnum and suppress her ventilatory drive which is a guaranteed dead patient. But either way, him leaving her after just sticking an IV line in would definitely kill her for so many different reasons. Not to mention, nobody even seems to do ANY hand hygiene in that hospital XD
Dr Henry is probably the least qualified doctor I have ever seen. Throughout the show he has attempted to cure someone with 3rd degree burns using a flu shot, he allowed a child to help him with what seems to be a life or death "surgery", He also openly announced that a patient was having surgery(which is illegal). The list goes on but I would be writing an essay if I were to list everything he has done wrong.
07:35 The literal first thing youre gonna get asked by other inmates when you transfer, is why youre doing time. Which is a deciding factor if literally every group will hate and maybe try to kill you, or if youre a possible recruit.
I wouldn't put down all tiktokers. The ones that come to mind are indeed imbeciles but me having 61k followers on tiktok doesn't make me inherently cringe.
@@PryorGaming All they do is just doing dances with music they can't even synchronize with properly, that's just pure cringe to me, doesn't even matter how many subs they have, the only viewers are mostly other Tik Tok users as well.
We have a youtuber back in Russia named Gufovsky. He uploads once in a lifetime, but it is always worth the wait. I'm proud to announce that you resemble his editing style very well and I am able to quench the urge of watching Gufovsky by watching you instead.
@@clause6930 You're wrong, because I do care. It's always nice to learn what people outside the American Sphere of Ignorance are watching on this forsaken platform.
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No
No
Why
No
I’d rather eat my own toes
"attaway general"
"HELP MY SON HAS BEEN SHOT AND NE-"
"that is not a disease"
the best comment ever
these jokes in the comments are funnier than the entire show
@@omnical6135 agreed
Goddamnit I spat out my drink 😂😂😂😂
lol
"In prison you never talk about your crime."
How to tell the writers have no idea what prison is like. That's literally the FIRST thing you're cell mate will ask you to judge on whether or not you're gonna kill them while they sleep.
how do you know that.......
The Dark Eyed Ninja pyro’s dad told us
The Dark Eyed Ninja people who have been locked up say it. You can search on RUclips this Shaun Atwood guy
SiriSeriez Shaun Attaway*
@@Angels510 Is this an attaway general reference?
Apparently the doctor is the villain because he wants to do his job properly. As expected of Top notch tiktok TV show
considering he hired dixie he ain’t doing a good job
@My name is Irrelevant not all teens are likes this, and you should know that....
What kinds if teens have you guys met maybe if you change your aditude they might change theirs
@WiIIow Cooki3 ok by apologizing for being "rude" after you being "rude" you sound dumb as hell. also im taking drivers ed rn, so sadly im not 12
@My name is Irrelevant I'd say that's tiktok and especially spoiled teenagers. As they have load of popularity they feel special and unique, while they are not. So when their parents act as parents, as they should do, those kids want to so hard to be treated as celebrities that for them their parents are suppressive all the time. But in a more broad sense, if teenagers are sometimes wrong about their parents, the parents are also sometimes unable to understand or have compassion for their kids while they are suffering.
I think the best actor that deserve an award is Franklin the Coffee maker 10/10 great acting
What no it's the oxygen around them it's the real star
Yes so true he had such a great character develepment, his acting were so good i have never seen anyone act as a coffee maker like this before truely 10/10 actor i cannot get my eyes of
@@bigdipper8572 Nah, it's the space-time around them that's the real MVP
Facts
I actually believed he was a real coffee maker
Pyro's Google history looks like:
"Scooby Doo running noise"
"AngryJoe saying badass"
"Colonel yelling SNAKE"
"Darth Vader yelling NO"
"How long do fathers usually serve in prison?"
"Etc"
After every video
Same
Looks up “popular video games to reference”
And dark souls reference
‘Nazeem’s only fucking voice line’
Anyone wondering it’s the cloud district thing from Skyrim
@N-Word please stop spamming idc if you say the n word dude
Character: Wears hairnet.
Also Character: Has 95% of hair outside of hairnet, thus rendering it useless.
Looking for logic in TikTok productions is like looking for snow inside a volcano.
@@ishanafondekar6334 I bet you could find snow in a volcano though
@@sneakysnake7695 go back to tiktok
@@parascytheplays2879 I don't think you understood what I went, you can actually find snow in a volcano but you can't find logic in the show, thanks for making me have to explain the joke
It's actually allowed. You only need to protect the root of the hair with hair net and it will prevent the hair from falling as the hair net is squeezing the sides. A real doctor watched that scene and didn't complained about it, he did complain about the dude blowing his gloves before wearing tho.
Jesus christ, Jack puts less effort into acting than people in mobile game ads.
GOT EM!
have you ever heard of money acting donkeys
and that's saying a lot.
Hey, be careful, don't you know that Jack got arrested
Nope, no burn here.
COMPLETELY CREMATED
“Attaway general”
“My daughter has Ligma!”
“No, that is not a disease”
wow Candice must be really mad
@@lilgaymarker Who's Steve Jobs?
@@zanecoutts9986 joe mama ha gottem
@@pkbutter wait what
@@lilgaymarker who can dice
“Uhh my mother is having a heart attack and she needs immediate attention-”
*”that is not a disease”*
"my neighbor is hispanic-"
SakariNy that is a disease
potato is here *that is not a disease*
.
shes not wrong
She's mad because her dad is busy saving other people's life. Wow, good storyline.
When kids do that in movies...
SOMETIMES i can understand when they are small...
not when they are OLD ENOUGH.
Sounds like boruto to me
white girl moment
What is this boruto??
If you can even call it that, the man doesn’t even do anything
For a supposed "bad boy", Jack is as intimidating as a wet kitten
Dudes voice is so annoying and monotone
and wet kittens are intimidating as fuck 😱😱😱😨😳😳
He looks like he'll cry if someone taps his head
There's that South Park clip where Cartman talks shit to some guy and then gets punched and starts crying and screaming. That's Jack
and his voice sounds like one too
These guys acting skill is just like how I imagine bread have conversations
Bread has more personality and actually have some form of worth and value unlike any tik tok star ever
The kid playing Jack is SO damn worthless, he just doesn’t care about anything
@@higaiwokeru They are worth something just not in the acting or entertainment Industry field yet
@@higaiwokeru why’s he got a speech impediment throughout the whole thing? If he actually talks like that all the time how do people find the will to watch his videos?
I fucking love bread
@@KO_fruitality,
A very utilitarian food!
"Im losing a lot of blood right now"
*"Y O U S H O U L D B E F I N E"*
@maneesh padavala School nurse dealing with Covid 19 be like: I C E
IT'S YOUR PERIOD, SILLY!!
@@أحمدمصطفىشلبي-ج2ه no ❤
"Attaway General"
"My wife is dea-"
"That is not a disease"
“Attaway General”
“My dad dropped the soap in prison”
“That is not a disease”
I mean, it isnt
"Attaway General"
"my brother nose is uncontrollably bleeding"
"That is not a disease"
American healthcare be like
i mean if she is already dead a hospital can't really help you
is no one gonna talk about how they let a guy with a criminal record, be a volunteer at a hospital???
Joke aside, some prisoners actually work at hospitals as a way to lighten their sentence, mainly cleaning or moving things around tho, the mechanical stuff and not dealing with patients, hahah
Unless he committed a violent crime what’s the harm?
@@JotaroKujo-nj4bx because its easier to assume that people who have broken the law already would be more dangerous than someone who hasn't
@@JotaroKujo-nj4bx I'm not saying its right to reject someone who has a criminal record for something minor like that, I'm just saying that if they had a choice between two people: one who has never broken the law and one who has. They would most likely pick the person who hasn't.
Catalina
I’m saying they shouldn’t be biased by that and that shouldn’t even be listed in the first place (employers asking their potential employees if they have a criminal record) A person committing a nonviolent crime when they were younger shouldn’t affect their ability to make a living years later
That just sets them up to go down a criminal path
“Shouldn’t we be doing more than learning how to make coffee? There’s an emergency out there,”
_She says like she has the experience to deal with said emergency._
Imagine going through theatrical school in the hope of being an actual child actor and instead someone who lip synced a song on an app instead gets work 😂
Yea but they can roll their eyes sooooooo
HAHAH that sucks, imagine what would Adam Sandler say
@TUME 1 You sound like one of tiktok actors in that show replying to this comment, why so offensive?
@TUME 1 Do you have a point or are you just generally mad at nothing?
@TUME 1 There is such a thing as theatrical school, for example the Sylvia Young Theatre School in london. pull your head out your arse bruv
The level of Cringe that one kid who went to juvie has conjured with his acting has put my mental health off life support
IT HURTS.
it was so bad my brain is now smooth
@@tazallordofpog5559 my brain is actually crusty now thanks to him
I am the 420 th like
ive been to juvie kid its not nice
The writers were so bad that they didnt even tell the tik tok stars to put their hair underneath a hair cap
LMAO WTF WOULD BE THE POINT IF YOUR HAIR AINT IN THE CAP
Yes and Pyrocynical didn't point it out
@@NH-hq7ly annoying how he didnt say anything about it
Low key kinda made me uncomfortable. They wore it like it was a fckin beanie.
15:10 as an spanish person, I can assure you that Spanish TV sounds exactly like that
I second that statement
Ño lo dudo
lmao
Yes 100% true
100% correct
the lele pons fake out actually gave me genuine terror
Lmaooo
I was in the middle of drinking and I fucking choked
I was about to start crying and shaking bro, really got me tense.
I closed the video. I straight up closed the video because I couldn’t deal with Lele Pons.
IjuanSena2169 Understandable. (But it was also a fake out, don’t worry,)
The whole show is literally just a giant Oblivion Cutscene with in-game NPC Dialogue
Bethesda writes it better~
indeed it has the open world of daggerfell and the dialogue of a todd howard obglivion npc
@Lenni Yes, we heard Pyro make this joke in the video.
STOP YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW
theyve got to make.... MONEYYYYY
plot twist:
the four main characters are actually the four horsemen of the apocalypse sent to destroy us all over the internet
Those would be Censorship, Kill Switches, Net neutrality, and Sonic’s entire fanbase.
You mentioned The Four Horsemen...
ruclips.net/video/Wkvd7pbfM78/видео.html
@@gfilmer7150 thank you, I LOVE Metallica!
@@M4k4r_Th3_D3lver I know my music.
Is no one going to talk about the two tiktokers who just placed the hairnet on top of their head...
@@witchyfeltthat You're watching a show about Tik Tokers and that's your biggest issue? Lmao
@@witchyfeltthatYes...I know...🤦
I like how even after making fun of Raid Shadow Legends, Pyro still gets sponsored by them.
you either die a hero or live long enough to become the enemy
i just started the video and i see this and now im scared
At this point I think pyro just wants money lol
The links look like ip grabbers lol
@@dauntedshrimp73 Life is hard, Brother.
The guy who went to jail is supposed to be this tough guy but he’s the least intimidating person I’ve seen in my life
Probably went to jail for smoking fake weed mixed with cocaine
He woahed too hard
He accidentally hit someone while hitting the Woah
I love how he's supposed to be an edgy badass who does crime when in reality he seems more like a gay teen who shops at hot topic religiously
The guy who's supposed to be a tough guy is a 17 yo kid who's 5'5" tall and weighs barely 130 pounds. A toddler with a knife is more intimidating.
"Hey i got shot in the leg and-"
"No, that is not a disease."
"my leg got ripped o-"
"bro thats a disease"
Andrew Orr hey I caused Chernobyl to melt do- that’s not a disease
She's not wrong
Why is that guy with the arrow in his knee just kind of telling his life story as though he doesn't have an arrow in his knee? 😂
Well he did used to be an adventurer
The writers of this show were like, “People mysteriously pass out really often right? Like most people have mysterious diseases?”
Its actually Nurgle
And STANDO POWAH
They watched too much House and thought he was a normal doctor
@@comradekenobi6908 r
THATS NOT A DISEASE
I don’t think they realized that hairnets are supposed to , idk, hold hair? Girl got her whole wig out
I saw that and expected Pyro to say something about it lmao. It was painful to watch.
Bruh you are so right
Lol
Exactly!!!!
They are tik tok “stars”
Not really the peak of knowledge
Plot twist: pyro is doing movie reviews because he still hasn’t gotten a haircut
That may be true lmao
Plot twist: pyro is doing movie reviews so he can make content about jake Paul 50 years later and still get 3 million views.
A car*
Hi alb
😎
I have theory that Dr Henry's wife didn't "leave", she died and he told his daughter she left because Dr Henry believes he can bring her back to life. He intentionally built a hospital where patients constantly die due to malpractice, each death fueling his powers. He can't have too many of them die so he allows some to live, which he can arrange by merely touching them. That's why he hires tiktokers and almost no doctors are ever seen. He's become so strong that previously healthy people around him spontaneously get heart attacks or collapse for no reason. He's getting close.
Holy shit, how could you say something so controversial but so true?
He's like a shitty Gendo Ikari
Ahhaahahahahahhaha
The day Pyrocynical makes a 5 hour analysis of Breaking Bad is the day we ascend
We can all dream
I'm still waiting for Petscop 2
@@LandelRey just shut up
@@LandelRey We all are
Petscop 2
I once got an ad for tik tok and at the bottom it said “escape Tiktok” instead of “escape to Tiktok”. I think they were warning us.
@N-Word ight
2007 chevrolet camaro ight
Aight boutta head out, uninstalled it 3 months ago
@N-Word wtf
@N-Word i see u everywhere
"Lele Pons enters- .. No, no she doen't, this was just to keep you on your toes." literally got me scared shitless. Not cool, Pyro.
Yeah I've seen charlie's vid and it still got me
I was so horrified I almost fainted
Legitimately jumped in my seat
Bit hit harder than any jumpscare in recent horror movies.
Every 4.5 nanoseconds:
*Someone starts dying*
1 minute later:
*I am fine bro*
"Attaway General"
*"MY DAUGHTER HAS LIGMA"*
"that is not a disease"
That's actually a fitting explanation
Bro your pfp is cursed.
@@amanshaheer5214 yes.
Ligma is no joke
fair enough
The curly-haired kid is like one of those kids in school where you knew they smoked weed a mile away. And in case you didn't know, they make sure to let you know it by wearing weed merch and mentioning weed every 5 minutes.
Man i hate it when people flunt the fact that they smoke weed
His entire personality is weed
Best part is he probably only smoked weed once at his cousins and wigged out.
Majorscrub literally me lmao. Mainly why I don’t do that shit anymore. My heart rate freaks me out, then I feel like I’m going to die.
@@GhostStealth590 Yo getting paranoid when u smoke weed is the worst. Happened to me once and never again. Felt like I had to constantly throw up, like the sensation was constantly there but it didn't happen. Had the best sleep ever tho.
16:03
“Attaway general?”
“I-I think ive gotten ligma”
“That is not a disease”
First comment to make me laugh. Well done
Ligma balls #cringe #lol #thewitcher3
extreme odst its a joke
Jack is as intimidating as a 6 year old pointing a nerf gun at you and saying they will kill you...yeah, that non-existent intimidation.
"HELP IM BLEEDING OUT"
"no that is not a disease"
This is now my head cannon.
“But help I’m losing blood fast”
*”did I stutter”*
Your not wrong
call 911 plz
Even with the Logan Paul movie I didn’t cringe this hard, I could literally feel myself hurting from inside
That movie was bad but not an abomination like this one
Least Logan can somewhat act
i became suicidal after watching this video critiquing the movie
in that movie at least ppl actually tried
They’re tiktokers what the hell did you expect
why does Dixie damelios voice sound like a 34 year old long beach construction worker who got lung cancer from the concrete fumes.
lmfaoo
ayyy_julio yeah
I'm the 100 person liking
FLEX
Brutal 😂
Bro honestly
As a guy who's going through medical college, this show hurts me
God the kid with the curly hair is the worst actor I've ever had the misfortune of seeing.
he sounds like he only learned how to speak a few days ago
he sounds like he has the worst cold a person can get
His "acting" reminds me of the Disaster Artist
well put shaq, well put
They’re tiktokers... they have no talent or skill
"Watching James Charles hold the world's oldest Charli D'Amelio follower"
Honestly that line deserves more recognition.
That part had me dead 😂👍🏾
HMMMMMM MM
No
That part made me laught my ass off
@@arthursaedtler hahahahahahhaa you are so funny
,,Lele Pons enters the scene" *heart rate goes up*
@N-Word I subscribed when I saw you comment on another comment and then I saw like 10 more comments and now I'm unsubbing lmao
@@heggy_69 I see him literally everywhere
@@jacobwo4133 "everywhere I go, I see his face"
@@dabirdgaming8207 dude stop sending links to a dumb a video I've seen it like 100 if these
Cringe rate 100%
16:12
Pyro: you’re about to witness the worse acting in human history.
Me: (Thinking of The Room)
Ah a man of culture
The room is so bad it’s great tho imo
receptionist: attoway general
person on phone: i'm gay
receptionist: no that is not a disease
Person on phone: I am attracted to Pyrocynical!
c
Wtf
@@DHIRAL2908 ok
DHIRAL poopoo's
The curly haired dude doesn't even pretend that he enjoys this, he radiates: "I would rather be anywhere else in the world than here" in every single scene. Him and the doctor's daughter are unbearable for this.
so we got a double dose of squidward.
@@4T3hM4kr0n Dont you dare compare my mans squidward to this,he just trynna live his life
“If you’re gonna play connect-4, at least do it right.”
At the same time removes a sin for a sin.
That was a bait and switch, he had the sin counter at 68, leading the audience on thinking that he'd sin and it'd become the funny sex number, but he subverted expectations and deducted from the counter instead. It's comedic gold.
funniest shit I've ever seen!
( that's actually really clever ngl )
@@soupisfornoobs4081 Comedy God. I'm so proud of Hairo
Pyro’s humor is raid shadow legends, far cry, and dark souls
And breaking bad
Dixie still has a more famous family member even in a fictional universe.
Underrated comment.
She can’t escape that shadow
@@brendankerr7697 kinda sad honestly
Beef Grumble no
Beef Grumble I mean at the end of the day she’s making more money from a quirky dance then I’ll ever see in my life
“Attaway general”
“MY LEG IS TURNING BL-“
“No that’s not a desease”
😭🤚🏻
“Attaway general”
“My hands are knives! “
“No that’s not a disease”
"Attaway General"
"I CAN SMELL COLORS"
"No, that's not a disease."
"Attaway General."
"I HAVE LOST THE LOWER HALF OF MY BODY, HELP!!"
"No, that is not a disease."
The little kid shows more emotion than 90% of the cast
That jab at American was instantly forgiven after the “ I need money for my stab proof vest”
The way you phrased your comment sounds like you were offended
@@swagalishers9950 his pfp is literally boston album cover so yeah i think hes 100% american
These TikToker’s acting is more wooden than a fully grown Redwood Tree
i live in norther California and i can confirm they are more wooden then redwoods
@Volts stay safe bro
Same on volt, as a guy that lives in CA this is really wooden.
They should just overlay their lines with the reddit bot voice, used for all those shitty r/ channels
*WHEEZE*
The director of this show is probably the person who said “everyone wants to park their car in the shade but nobody wants to plant a tree”
everyone wants to shower but no one wants to build a shower
Everyone wants to sleep but no one wants to build a bed
everyone wants to be my wifes boyfriend but nobody wants to buy me a nintendo switch
everyone wants to drink alcohol and beat the wife but nobody wants to build the wife
Everyone wants to save the man that has fallen on the river in Lego City, but nobody wants to build the rescue helicopter.
“Attaway general”
“HELP A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN -“
“That’s not a disease”
A man has been seen protesting in lego city
Build the new military tanks
And off to Tiananmen Square
you forgot to say lego city and im offended ;-;
@@ariacoffee5263 The all new definitely didn't happen in lego city series (sets not available in china)
This video is like 5 times longer than an actual episode of this but it has about 50 times the effort put in
The way these people wear hair caps makes me unreasonably angry.
[ G u m d r o p s n a i l ] Aren’t you meant to put all your hair inside the cap?
I would like, but your at 69 likes
Henwy i think so yeah
@@henry7486 yeah I think so
Not unreasonably, no
"In 2020, we're resorting to bullying children for revenue."
You've been like that since forever.
Like Leafy and now he's gone, which is kinda sad
Yeah I was like in *current* year?
"Hi, I accidentally cut my finger off and I-"
"No that is not a disease"
"B-but I'm bleeding out all over the shed and-"
*dial tone*
I was thinking they said Ligma lol
I once was lost in a hospital searching for a bathroom, spent a good 45 minutes lost, finally went in and it was a long session... and a doctor and some nurses started talking right outside the bathroom door and it was like a single restroom so the door was right next to them so I had to then start going silently and it was a number 2 and it was like a quite place in the hospital with very few people around... they talked a ton about a ongoing case with personal medical information.... I kept listening and realized it was about my then girlfriend now ex and stayed in the toilet for a long time trying to not come out into that awkwardly but the longer I stayed the stranger it would seem and I got stuck for over an hour and I gave up came out and let him know I could hear everything they were saying and that they should be more mindful when talking about personal medical information in places like this and had a really awkward set of interactions. there is no point in this story... this awkward garbage just reminded me of that horrible experience.
The things you learn about people in the RUclips comment section is astounding
That “Jack” kid has such a bland and monotonous voice is just... so, so, so damn annoying...
ruclips.net/video/hAGg2V2FMGY/видео.html epic
Team Zeal Recruit Bot cringe
Is it better or worse than pyros acting in that game?
yes I agree
those mf righters ruined my name
Id bet a 20 that if haiden straight up flatlined, jack wouldn't even change his facial expression.
i have no idea who either of those people are even after watching half the video
He'd probably just be like
"Woah, Haiden. Are you alright?" in a completely monotone voice.
bruh could you imagine walking into a hospital with a big gash in your arm, covered in blood, and the staff just says "oh you'll be fine if you wait a little while. If you hit an artery, you'd be dead."
Meanwhile, who the hecc would be like "oh, your a criminal huh? Ok, instead of prison we're going to send you somewhere where the smallest mistake could kill someone. Have fun."
Moral of the story: don't let kids who do tiktok dances for a living have their own tv shows.
-Mom, can we get Grey's Anatomy?
-No, we have Grey's Anatomy at home.
-Grey's Anatomy at home:
Eh they both suck.
Ethan the Tap Water greys anatomy was pretty good until they killed off everyone and replaced them all with bland characters I don’t give a shit abt
It was good when it was MAINLY docter stuff
I think pyro is just a movie reviewer now, and I'm cool with that
@N-Word
epic
Yeah and video game reviewer as well which is pretty entertaining
Nial stuckman
imo its better than just saying "haha cringe" for 12 minutes
Seconded
They managed to introduce about 50 different plot threads and wrapped up exactly 0 of them.
*BrUhHhhH*
Per episode
I have never seen a ad both incomprehensibly confusing and greatly effective like this one
As a nursing student, this hurts ESPECIALLY bad
@Callista Amara what is the worst thing that they did on this show? I am not going to count the hair net as it is Blanton.
@@ojshrimpson9184 first of all, breach of code of conduct. Done multiple times by various characters.
1) unprofessional behaviour at the workplace with the junior doctor and Dixie's character making out in the supply room all the time
2) Kit providing medical advice to a patient AND flirting with him.
The second one is unacceptable for multiple reasons because:
A) he's not her patient,
B) it's out of her scope of practice (she's just a volunteer, not even an official member of staff)
C) there's a power gap between her and the patient that she's abusing by flirting with him. Not to mention it's unprofessional and a conflict of interest.
D) she also abuses her power by getting information on him she's not SUPPOSED to have from the nurse. (Again, not her patient, not in her scope, and patient confidentiality is a HUGE part of healthcare)
E) her getting feelings for the patient is not illegal, but in a real medical setting, you would be asked to step away from the case and hand it to someone else.
Edit: fixed a very important typo
@@callimusa Med student / former Paramedic here. What made my cringe go to next level was the scene with the young girl as a burn victim. Pyro didn’t show it till the end but, spoiler, the Doc simply slams an IV into her and… 𝓈𝒽𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝓈𝒶𝓋𝑒𝒹 ✨ . Even tho they said she had a possible smoke inhalation! First thing you do is secure the airway, ESPECIALLY with smoke inhalation. The airway can close up within seconds! What does it help that she gets fluids if she can’t breathe or gets brain damage due to a lack of oxygen?! And I would have been fine with it in some way if they simply didn’t get the order right. Like, if he put an IV in and then secured the airway. But he ONLY did the IV and then LEFT. HE LEFT HER TO DIE!!! Burn victims are such fragile patients. They can literally crash any second because there is so much dead tissue (and therefore toxins). Also with trying to maintain the open wounds which are a HUGE hazard to all kinds of infections, which settle easily into it. And. They. Touch. The. Girl. Without. Gloves!!! There is a bloody reason why there are specialised hospitals ONLY for burn victims. And this dude does everything wrong he can. It’s almost as if he wants to see the girl dead. “If she is surviving me now, the infection later on will totally get her, 𝔥𝔢𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔢𝔢!”
And I’m not even going over the thing with the ShE hAs An InFeCtIoN iN hEr BrAiN shit… This show is by far the worst I’ve seen on so, so, SO many levels.
Thanks for visiting my Ted Talk about little shits, who couldn't be bothered to read a single article online about anything they do. Including how to act.
(I needed to vent about this to someone who understands. ♥)
is it....breaking bad??
@@TheVulpineFox Oh god, I couldn't even get that far. I got to the point where the nurse said, "She's starting to cone!" and tuned off because I'd reached my limit. I definitely agree with what you said though, especially since they mentioned specifically that she was coning! IV fluids would do her a whole world of damage because she's already got increased intracranial pressure, the last thing you want is to pump more fluids into her body. They should have addressed the coning risk first right away because it would push the brainstem through the foramen magnum and suppress her ventilatory drive which is a guaranteed dead patient. But either way, him leaving her after just sticking an IV line in would definitely kill her for so many different reasons. Not to mention, nobody even seems to do ANY hand hygiene in that hospital XD
“HELP, A GUY BROKE INTO M-“
no that’s not a disease
Why would you call a hospital for that?
Ask the guy who called 🤷♂️
don’t u call the cops for that tho lol
@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1261 *you
@@megahunterkiller ik
Jack *actually* sounds like he was born tomorrow.
Not yesterday. tomorrow lol
*does that mean we abort him next month?*
@@sweet5304 yes
Hold up
I was born in 3021 im here to warn u, this video will get reported by a lil timmy
Everyone: Water in Attaway
Pyro: Wo'ah in a'a'way
Whenever they need a cliffhanger:
„AAAAAAAAND FAINT!“
And nothing happens next episode
And then they play connect four like nothing ever happened
Dante's Commedia be like
Everyone is talking about how much he talks about breaking bad, but never about how much he uses metal gear clips or talks about it
a weapon to surpass tik tok
Yeah but MGS references are fine, they're pretty good
And Jojo, i mean he made two jojo references within the span of 10 seconds.
He also do alot of jojo references
If he was a true chad, he's use Gungrave references
Two characters: *are talking*
Kid: casually dies
Yes
The existence of someone casually dying implies the existence of competitive dying
@@RockManSSB dying patch ad2020 TA speedrun glitchless world record 0.012s
government of russia okay
I like how the guy in the last scene is just left awkwardly standing there, looking around...
“HELP PYROCYNICAL IS SPONSORED BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS”
“that is not a disease”
Good one.
Cancer is a disease though
@@ClassicaI Big chungyus
Wow, cringe man
@Pooper watching the video yesterday? Cringe bro
The character development in this "show" is like constantly skipping cutscenes in a game
what character development?
the character development in this show is like a rock
just a rock
@@SomeGuyHowGoesIt yep
@@mcs01 rock
This whole thing is like if every popular kid in the school makes an acting project even though they know nothing about acting
Whitelisted
hello sibling
@@ConnieCrow hey
@@IamXeneizeBS tf is going on here
Cool profile pic
@@lilidiot2028 yeah, i love that N
The review is 1000 times better than the actual show, funniest shit I’ve seen in a long time
"attaway general"
"THE ALIENS ARE COMING, WE'VE BEEN COMPROMISED"
"no that is not a disease"
I read this and I almost fell out of my chair
“Spit it out corporal!”
„No that's not a disease“
And just cut the line.
I'm dying
ruclips.net/video/hAGg2V2FMGY/видео.html Pyrocynical being a pyrocynical being a pyrocynical
That dude asked if she had ligma 100%
yes hello i have skin insanity : P
Dr Henry is probably the least qualified doctor I have ever seen. Throughout the show he has attempted to cure someone with 3rd degree burns using a flu shot, he allowed a child to help him with what seems to be a life or death "surgery", He also openly announced that a patient was having surgery(which is illegal). The list goes on but I would be writing an essay if I were to list everything he has done wrong.
He’s a loose cannon doc that doesn’t play by the rules
As someone with no knowledge in the medical field, I'm really curious to hear about the other things he's done wrong.
wait you cant announced surgery huh i guess i learn stuff from comments
07:35 The literal first thing youre gonna get asked by other inmates when you transfer, is why youre doing time. Which is a deciding factor if literally every group will hate and maybe try to kill you, or if youre a possible recruit.
Tiktokers are everywhere. They are spreading everywhere. No where is safe. Make sure to wear your mask to prevent chronic cringe.
Did he mention lil tay as the little girl?
“The exposure to cringe is weakening my immune system”
-Jlongbone
This is the true pandemic of 2020... covid is just a cover story
I wouldn't put down all tiktokers. The ones that come to mind are indeed imbeciles but me having 61k followers on tiktok doesn't make me inherently cringe.
@@PryorGaming All they do is just doing dances with music they can't even synchronize with properly, that's just pure cringe to me, doesn't even matter how many subs they have, the only viewers are mostly other Tik Tok users as well.
It's honestly incredible how little effort Jack is putting into the role. Unbelievably bad acting its crazy
fatte
wow, tik tok users are talentless. who could have thought.
What would you expect from a kid theyd nabbed from tiktok
it isnt even bad acting, its just lazy acting
He reminds me of Tommy Wiseau
This man put 45 minutes and a tonne of edits into what essentially boils down into a complex way of bullying minors 🗿
Edit: 🗿
what have i started
🗿
yes
🗿
🗿
but its funny
We have a youtuber back in Russia named Gufovsky. He uploads once in a lifetime, but it is always worth the wait. I'm proud to announce that you resemble his editing style very well and I am able to quench the urge of watching Gufovsky by watching you instead.
nbd cares
@@clause6930 why'd you respond then?
@@clause6930 the russians do
@@clause6930 You're wrong, because I do care. It's always nice to learn what people outside the American Sphere of Ignorance are watching on this forsaken platform.
what about podel
2019: Pyrocynical memes Raid Shadow Legends
2020: Raid Shadow Legends memes Pyrocynical
i r o n i c
Well well well look how the turn tables
@@crashphoenix6362 Xd agreed. Guess people need to get by, but another thing to add to 2020 is that raid still exist.
Perry The Platypus lol
he got consoomed
I almost had a heart attack when you mentioned LeLe Pons
SAME. SAME TO THE MAX. Though honestly, it being a joke wasn’t worth much given how I now have a splitting fucking headache partly from this video
I wasn’t paying attention and when he said “Lele Pons enters the scene” I said “shit” and quickly looked at my screen lmao
GAGAGAGAGAGAGA I just saw something very unpretty! I looked in the mirror! GAGAGAGAGAGAGA!! But I am the cool RUclipsr with two hazardously hot girlfriends so IT is all good! Thanks for you attention dear side
Lame, you haven't even watched the series and memorized the cast
AxxL Don’t worry you’re beautiful!
ruclips.net/video/hAGg2V2FMGY/видео.html Pyrocynical being a pyrocynical being a pyrocynical
Microwizard 79 Musketz0 Rainpelt29 Yung sugma not very epic
6:45
the calmness in his voice while losing a lot of blood makes me laugh so hard XD
She says she has brain cancer as if it was the same level as saying: "I have tik tok followers"
Well its better than being a jojo fan now a days.
I can’t tell if you roasted someone but that’s funny AF
@@500subswithonevideo5 no
@@500subswithonevideo5 man jojo fans are something
It’s worse..
2016:Bullying children
2020: bullying teens
Well, children grow up, so. Same target, different age to be honest.
9 yo to 13 yo
Upgrades people, upgrades
We did it guys, Pyro had character development
Weren't we just bullying boomers and millennials?
When Pyro said, “but then, something terrible happens”, I got an ad for fortnite
Well he is not wrong
It is Inevitable
Hehehe niceee
@blue I cant tell if u are serious or not lol
i'm so sorry you had to go through this... go seek Davie504, he gives free therapy sessions!