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It’s always strange to me that despite all of these “white people bad” jokes, the ethnic female protagonist always pursues a white man.
now thats good insight
Astro Dan because in her stupid view of the world the black man is bad for her while the white man will be the perfect simp for life 😂
She did write a date in with a black dude that slurps in episode 5
Because shes half white lol. Thats probably why
She’s mixed raced to be fair. And she even went on a date with a black guy
Clearly, she’s never been to the Midwest because everyone always apologizes for everything constantly. It’s not a gender thing; it’s called being polite.
Clearly she's never interacted with any men in general.
Erin Rootes Dude, we apologize for things that don’t need apologizing for. I have no fucking idea why, but we do.
Where you from?
@@BTFU93 Its excess politeness being washed down from Canada by the Mississippi river
(Yes I know the Mississippi doesn't go into Canada please do not hate me for being so ignorant of geography)
Seth Wilkinson Minnesota. The best midwest state.
She can’t say sorry?
Then just say “I apologize”
@@Yigash or just 'that's awful, i hope thing will get better for you'
"Get rekd" could suffice as well
i beg your pardon, my apologises, my bad
@@theTrevorluck my mistake
@@THEDR0NEZ0NE “my mom died of cancer..”
“get rekt”
I love when Pyrocynical talks about Lizer.
Nah it's lisar
CZ! what are you doing here! btw i love your videos
I know right!
*Roll the credits*
Don’t you mean lazy?
Liza out here acting like 80% of her friend group isn’t white
Amir Dawson haven’t you noticed she dropped them all and now this cast is now her “best friends” cause they didn’t fit her “white people suck” narrative
Cumber B no i havent because i couldnt give a fuck about this basic bitch
Not to mention totally shitting on her white mother. I am so tired of hearing about white bs. Its tiring and getting forced down throats way to much. Its not humor ugh
Sethsha it’s very sad. Whites our hated on but the truth is we wouldn’t be living comfortably if it weren’t for Europeans. They invented most of what makes our lives a lot easier in every day living. People are even saying that “whites have no culture” are they forgetting Ireland, Germany, the UK, and other white countries?
Sethsha I totally forgot her mom was white 😅 it must be weird talking to her mom about all these “white people bad jokes”
"I've never made a film before"
how can you say this when Petscop is a cinematic masterpiece
*Wait he made Petscop?*
No way
I can't wait for the sequel
@@nebuelle1330 you'll be waiting forever
Lizas show part 2 came before petscop 2
@@NotNotMischief wosh hahahaha reddit 100 speech 100 get rekt 100 noob 100 keanu revees in minecraft good fortnite bad
the episode where Liza keeps meeting amazing potential boyfriends but then dumping them because of a tiny flaw is literally stolen from friends
*seinfeld
@@anonthe-third2367 its also in friends lol. i guess maybe its just a very generic sitcom plot
@@duracellbattery5790 well yeah, it teaches people that one tiny flaw shouldn't be the deciding factor in a relationship
also toxic as hell
Ikr
There’s a utopia reference at 38:50, I’m sure that won’t result in a 7+ hour long video essay
the name of the show is utopi?a??
that was worth watching
@@koimeme it really was
I hate how Liza has to be the best person in every episode, no exception.
Narcissism at it's finest.
Yeah even tho many times she is actually the worst
@Neev Sharma well yeah no shit, we're talking about how none of the other characters actually get what they want, it's like they're just there so she doesn't seem lonely or whatever.
@Neev Sharma So? In any good show the main character looks bad for one episode atleast fucking once.
@@lightlylemony - Everyone looks bad on Seinfeld, except some guest characters. Pretty successful formula.
Then again 'best person' is a very low bar on this Liza show.
@32:53 - Seinfeld!
RUclips: Lisa running naked on her show is safe for advertising and RUclipsRed.
Also RUclips: Showing clips of Lisa running naked on her show is not advertiser friendly
So true
Death
Liza ruined naked tbh
That makes sense.
@@dantealighieri3307 yeah ever since episode 1 i stopped taking a shower naked
It's funny that she always makes the guys she's interested in turn out to be lunatics. That guy she met at the carnival for example, no where in the entire episode did it show that he has a hot temper UNTIL they needed to prop Liza up on a pedestal. Honestly, she's as much of a lunatic as the guys she dates.
Difference is these guys are actin she aint cuz this how she act in person its sad but meh youtube loves lunatics
The amount of actors in this that I recognise from critically acclaimed shows is horrifying
Gotta get that paycheck somehow, right?
Yea the guy from arrow, jerry from parks and rec, will from stranger things and josh from drake and josh
Saddest one was seeing forest from the Comedy Central show called Review. It is a forgotten gem
@@josevelazco9233 And also Pillboi from The Good Place was the GoT fanatic.
@@blokvader8283 and Uncle Stu from Aliens in the Attic
White man: *Exists*
Lizza: "Bad racist bad"
what the fuck is your name man
@@realdog2552 Nope, that's just spaghetti
@@JohnHydeisawesome its actually 俄语，但将其绑起来
@@udbhavn3197 First part says: ,,This channel is haunted." I don't know about the second one.
It’s Liza not Lizza
Funny how the show is called liza on demand when there has literally never been any demand for liza
most underrated comment
So true
Surplus of supply
Yah i agree
@@nathanboeke838 nice copy and paste
I love how he uses a clip of Utopia, feels like foreshadowing
Pyronical: makes hour long movie
Also Pyronical: gives literally no more than 3 seconds for sponsorship
bro I didn't even realise this was 50 minutes until 10 minutes in.
JX yooooo i read this comment at 10 minutes
Same
LOL, I also read this at 10 minutes (and 45 seconds, after the N-Word does the magic pip)
Wow yoou guys all read it at 10 minutes that's so cool
Lets be real i read it at 3 minutes
"I've never made a film before"
But you have Pyro, it's called *petscop*
51 minutes of a video is a movie bruh
@@DannyRice01but it is it's an hour
+1
the closest "film" he's been in is hunt down the freeman...sadly
And we’ve been waiting for the sequel
Rewatching old Pyro videos and noticing the Utopia bit at 38:47, mans been waiting for that for a year
I sorted the comments by newest just to see if anyone had commented on that bit.
Apparently a lot of other people have been rewatching the older videos too
Usually, comedy makes good jokes or has a joke.
Liza managed to make comedy look like a joke.
“In the future, entertainment will be randomly generated.”
Kermit Frog
A timeline I am glad to live in
W E E D E A T E R .
Fahrenheit 451?
@@terraventus4263 no its fricken veggietales
-Larry the Cubumber
Pyro: "i would make a good movie"
*Still haven't make petscop 2*
MTB I’m not gonna correct your grammar but let this be a warning. I will let you correct yourself
MTB then he makes a almost a hour video on liza....Makes sense
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@@ArkSucksAtGames You can't trick me
You hasn't make english
38:48 HE DID THE THING
“Do I need to sit when I eat? Isn’t food better standing?”
I never thought an episode of a show starring Liza would cause me to think about something like that
That's because Harlow and Oliver (not what I'd call good, but) are way better written than Liza.
Pyro’s really doing anything to avoid petscop2 at this point
It's the simp himself!
oof
568 likes... 2 replies...
*_What the he'll happened here?_*
I like cheese
petscop3 good good ok petscop5 perfekt Bau nicht tschüss recording schippi petscop8 Perfect nachher Schwitzschicht perfection
the problem with this show, at least from what i can tell from pyro’s review- is that liza’s character seems fundamentally unlikable
protagonists don’t have to be “good” people, but you do have to care about them in some way. and her character just... doesn’t seem to do that
A good example of this is breaking bad, Walter White is a terrible person but we root for him. Liza is annoying and you hate her and don't root for her
Adam Stothers literally was thinking about Walter white when I read the comment. Just shows how perfect he was written
Yeah the characters need to have at least some kind of redeeming qualities like in rick and morty and south park we like the characters because they're funny
Regular Show is a good example
@jassy jones yes
The Roger Clark “I got some jelly beans” cameo killed me. He fit in so well.
My favorite gag is 20:08
"Got some jelly beans..."
Roger clark is amazing
@@mathewpower9266 ik gotta love the man who gave Arthur Morgan life
Is this like Disney for adults? Her acting is terrible. How did she get a damn show? Seriously, kids on Disney have better acting skills.
Lmao it’s not for adults. It’s like PG. Its just shit.
urmaker i love you
Oof
@Hillary Clinton This is why you lost the election.
It's for immature teens
“when a youtuber gets on tv”
*intense logan paul flashbacks*
You mean jake Paul
*Vietnam war flashbacks*
@@dasgermanskiguy6028 Sorry sir can't get those two confused
*Airplane Mode flashbacks*
38:47 my god yet another utopia nod before his video on it, good stuff
cant believe that clip at 38:47 was so funny channel 4 made it into an entire show
i kinda like how the only way they try to be inclusive is making sure that all straight, white, male characters are bad and there are a gay black guy and an asian girl but they don't contribute much to the plot and is _just there_
They try so hard not to put white people in the spotlight its insulting, not for me, im mexican but its just revolting.
Idk about Oliver but I like yamiko Glenn even though she isn’t much in this role
Human props
They dont make all the white male characters bad, if you actually watched the show instead of this guy you'd see that.
Welcome to America in 2020/2021. Actually this has been going on for... I have no fucking idea, I'm not an American in any way. Probably since feminism started
"Men never apologize for no reason."
Canadians: I'm sorry, but you're wrong bud.
many british guys do as well and it sounds so beautiful with their accent.
@@sirrismendozasunlessrealms5775 I think beautiful is the wrong choice of words for my countrys accent range
@@sirrismendozasunlessrealms5775 oh I so sorry
Debauchery they're thinkin of a charming hugh grant saying he's "so terribly sorry but he thinks hes in love with you" and not the ones who talk like they permanently have a mouth full of rocks
@@sirrismendozasunlessrealms5775 shut tea drinker
I would pay big money to see a season of this show entirely written by Pyro and where every character is Liza.
38:48 I wonder how many other people knew what that was from before his Utopia video
Pyrocynical: "i really need to finish that series"
*coughs in Petscop 2"
I am the funniest RUclipsr of all time I watched my latest video and laughed for 69 minutes straight I am extremely funny I am dangerously funny and I have two girlfriends who think I am extremely dangerously funny and they watch all of my videos thanks for listening dear pifeon
@@AxxLAfriku humble
AxxL
::watches videos::
::no laughs whatsoever::
Yeah...no.
@@AxxLAfriku ok,but i dont care
@@AxxLAfriku you do note that, NO ONE CARES.
I like how whenever a RUclipsr gets a TV show, they almost seem to be possessed into exposing their extremely warped perception of morality and reality, totally revealing how much of a self-entitled, hypocritical, narcissistic, vindictive, brat they are.
Spencer Whiteway to be fair, that's all they know.
If you were the publicist though, instead of saying that you could just say “Brave in its honesty.” “Bravely honest.” “Brave. Honest.”
Dress it up a bit to get the money off them, then years later it hits them.
Fax
i want a show now, i want this done to me
I like how Pyro can follow any criticism he makes with "but I was in Hunt Down the Freeman so, yeah"
Rewatching this, I finally picked up on the Utopia reference in this video over a year later
Same.
This video is more interesting than Liza’s entire show
Not that surpassing Liza on Demand is that hard...
Whang!: You're really shit, fake bitch.
Career*
Tbh i now want a 3rd season just to see pyro debunking it on how unfunny the show is
My Countdown To Suicide Begone BOT
"Men never apologize for things they didn't do wrong"
*Laughs in Canadian*
Married man laughs well crying
Damn right brother.
As a Canadian, i aprove
I'm not even Canadian and I do that
What if its a Canadian hockey player
Literally re watching these just for that utopia reference
38:48 Hey it's that funny show from the 8 hour video he made.
im literally angry cause i cant find a genetics job with my bio masters degree but liza can through her phone app
got a job 2 month later? i'm kinda curious about it
kinda curious too
Bruh did you get any job
I am just curious
U hav jåb?
Are ya working in your field, son?
"I have never made a film before"
Shrek has swag has a different opinion on that matter
Shrek*
That's not a film it's a masterpiece
It's not a movie, it's a way of life
Who would of thought utopia went for this long
38:48 Pyro predicting Pyro's Utopia video confirmed
She literally acts like a high school drama student and it’s flashback inducing
worse even, some of those can at least act
Don’t bring back memories. It’s too awful
"51 minutes of pyro being passive-aggressive towards susan"
Now that's what I subscribed for
Imagine if it gets copyrighted by liza
Lushendran Govender 51 minutes of Witcher 3 memes
I honestly want many RUclipsrs to collab and do this.
$u$an
is that a utopia reference a year and a half before the 8h video? 38:48 how brave of you pyro
38:48 PYRO WAS ACTUALLY TEASING THE UTOPIA REVIEW BUT NOBODY CAUGHT IT
The best character in this show is the kid when he says “Why are you screaming?”
😂😂😂
#selfaware
Lol I thought he would’ve commented on the kids line, that was great. I also love that he thought Rachel Leigh cook was some social media person 🤦🏻♀️ she was the only REAL celebrity (main character Laney from Shes All That) in the episode! Possibly in the series
@@jademar88 and why are you screaming?
Did anyone hear the persona 3 battle theme mass destruction
“Men never apologize about anything.” Clearly she hasn’t spent time in the Midwest.
Or hasn't met any guy that apologises after being told they say sorry to much
KING WOLFF aye midwestern gang
ItsJustWill Midwest gang bro
She needs to go to Canada
Keqkx That’s me lol. A coworker told me that and I said sorry again lol
29:34 guy gets accused by his girlfriend of cheating on him in front of a crowd of people and he’s totally fine.
He then goes on to lose one cheap carnival game and has a complete Markiplier Getting Over It meltdown
38:48
no way.. pyrocynical foreshadowing
Liza's show in a nutshell:
"Hey guys you know white man?"
" *He bad* "
(laugh now)
Ahhahahahahaha
Thanks dude
I really wanted to know that
*emotional*now cry*.
Please
Thanks for telling me when to laugh. I was really lost for a second.
Ahahahahahaha
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Make happy sound now I said the funny
This comment in a nutshell:
*slightly reword a joke repeated throughout the video* (laugh now)
"I've never made a film before"
**SAD PETSCOPE NOISES**
R E C Kギャング no you idiot
Its only 80 mins, not quite yet
@@AlexValorant if its above 40 minutes it can be classified as a movie. I think
Terrible comment
@@ballswowo4138 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Harlow and Oliver are actually two really fun characters lol. they should have been the main characters.
38:51 bro, that's the, pyro predicted his own video O_O
she's like the lesbian love-child of lilly singh and lele pons.
@@maymay5600 wtf is a soy girl
all girls have estrogen lmao
@@lieQT shhhhhhhhh, just roll with it
@@lieQT well there is at least the concept of beta females in nature
Jm 115 art
Where can I find this video?
Imagine actually watching a whole season of Liza how is Pyro mentally still stable.
You think Pyro is mentally stable?
@@najadamu2724 lool
that's the thing, he isn't
he not
He made an hour long video about this crap comedian, he is insane
can’t liza just have said “i apologize”? there are other ways to say sorry than “sorry”
38:49 *Gif of DiCaprio pointing at screen*
Is nobody gonna talk about how the gay black man looks like stomedy?
I've been thinking the same thing
He did make a joke about that in the first video on this series
That's why he looked so familiar!
Nirvana is pretty fucking cool
GUESS WHO IT IS!!!! GUESS AGAIN!!!!!! WRONG!! IT'S STOMEDY!!!!!
Man: Says sorry
Liza Koshi: Wait that's illegal
38:48
Oh my god, lads... a Utopia reference... TWO YEARS before Pyro released the vid on it...
This man is a MASTER of worldbuilding, step aside Eichiro Oda and GRRM... there's a new sensei in this here abotoire
Pravo Byro
38:49
It's utopia omg just watched the entire video and then I watch this and...
“The videos gonna get demonitized anyways..”
Nine ads. We did it Reddit
It was 10 for me, but I don't mind
Wholesome keanu chungus 100
None of the ads play
this had me fucking rolling
"we did it reddit" "reddit assemble" "reddit do your thing" "wholesome 100 Keanu chungus"
When pyro mentions the Black mesa Purple hat series: "Now that, is not a name I have heard, in a long, long time.
Indeed
Miner Kid
Miner Kid in Clash Royahl
there's a secret ending if he gets the purple hat to all the way through Xen he has to play it again.
Honestly forgot about that until he mentioned it
Pyro is taking so long with his Black Mesa Playthrough that a new Half-Life game came out before he finished it. Nice.
38:48 utopia reference? Got damn
Can't believe Pyro used a Utopia clip here. The foreshadowing is real.
ikr
This is literally just a horrible, unfunny rip off of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
@Queen_Bratz it's true, they even have a low budget Titus stand-in
Ok
I was thinking the exact same thing. God imagine stealing from the worst show on Netflix and somehow making it worse.
i was thinking of watching that but if it’s anything like this uh
Alpha Male Chad Dominates the Competition
"I've never made a film before."
*Cries in Petscop*
There's a third season..... *THERE'S A THIRD SEASON!!!!!*
17:56
Josh do be spitting bars though
"What do you think of my ponytail?"
"Oh, I'm sorry."
What?
Clever Comment it cus womean apolgiese
@@sanatoriumnugget6598 yes its very bad habit :)
My guess is oh im sorry it's that bad or something like that.
Man’t r 2 respektfuul
Thiy yesn’t rud
Pyro:
"I haven't had any acting experience"
Meanwhile:
*THE ALIENS ARE COMING, WE'VE BEEN COMPROMISED*
EPIC acting
When I heard that acting, for a second I thought alien really did came to invade earth, his acting is sooo convincing
*oh kernel, we ah so fucked*
*Ah Colonel... **_We are so fucked_*
*H U L L O , K A P T A I N .*
omg utopia reference
Yeezy’s kid is played by the same actor who played Will Byers in Stranger Things, and I’m still contemplating how any actor can go from acting in a good show to a mediocre one in a few years ( Not saying it’s the actor’s fault, it’s just the jarring quality levels of the respective series)
That “Creepy old guy” was Jerry Gergich from Parks and Recreation.
How dare they do my boy like that?!
He gets bullied by more by Tom than white people by liza
Jerry, Larry, Barry, Gary, Terry. all the same person tho.
I think you mean Larry Gergich
you mean Tarry
Shes dedinitely going for the “thats so raven” style of punchlines. Literally the same faces and delivery
Aye shush. That show was my shit
Except That's so Raven was actually funny and Liza is just pushing an agenda
yeah. .its just terrible.
@@diamondlpl That's so Raven had episodes about inequality and racism too. The difference is Liza makes every episode about it
Problem: Raven herself and talented writers made that show popular, Liza's "show" is bland and the jokes are terrible.
i like the utopia scene in this, now i actually know what it is
38:50 Utopia was rigged from the start
“Men never apologize for things they didn’t do wrong”
John Mulaney: “Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you.”
براه
Chrls Mson proud of you my son
@@spynetwork3758 dad?
That's why john is a genius when it comes to his comedic humor
Even when someone walks into me I say sorry
Pyro is taking so long with his Black Mesa Playthrough that a new Half-Life game came out before he finished it. Nice.
He had to wait for xen to come out
Petscop 2....
I just cams back watching Pyrocynical since last year.
No continuation for Petscop 2 or BM?
i thought he finished it in his video "my last video"
@@frankyyy4425 Black Mesa Xen came out, which is a remake of the second half of Half Life and it also has the hat achievement.
38:47 is that a utopia reference
Me when Utopia reference
Just want to apologize Pyro. I am about 20 minutes into this video and your commentary has made this experience a lot better but if I have to watch so much as one more minute of Liza ends racism I think I might need a therapist.
Lol
u spell exorcism rong
liza ends racism
I’m surprised u made it that far bc I’m struggling at 10 minutes
27:48 I’m out
This show is so incredibly terrible even the "jokes" have to be analyzed to see if theyre worth a laugh
Dumbo Octopus you don't need a comedy for that you just need a history book
Dumbo Octopus
Fuck off who watch’s racial dramas
Karim Hassan ThE LOnGer ThE WhItEs StaY oN EaRtH thE mOrE pOWeRfuL TheY wIlL beComE
-Samuel Hayden at one point?
na to see if there worth even a nose exhale
36:58 UTOPIA FORESHADOWING
bro when u see the utopia reference after watching the show's review one year later.
I like how there's a gay black dude and an asian girl, hitting all the diversity bullet points.
No trans Eskimos
Y'all are just overthinking shit. There's plenty of diversity in LA
Andre Cailloux yeah they forgot the trans eskimos
But there’s no lesbian Indian like bruh
@@StandWatie1862 No bi otherkins who think they're dragons, either. What a rip off.
When 90% of your "comedy" is about racism while being racist and sexism while being sexist it equates to 0% comedy
What I really don't get is she was in a multi-year relationship with the type of person who is now the recurring villain of the show. Was he the reason or the exception to the rule?
BuT ItS NoT RacIsT If ThE TaRgEt Is WhItE CheCk YoUr PrIviLage TArd
I had to read that like six times due to the wording but yeah the man has a point.
@Caleb LoBue if you can't understand a slightly complex sentence I can't help you
@Caleb LoBue by your standards a legible sentence is no more than 4 words
I just realised that the sleeper agent joke 38:48 is from Utopia.
I like how Pyrocynical constantly complains about this show’s “Random=Funny” comedy, and then uses random memes within the video itself to prove the irony of his criticism.
I'm not laughing about the show's jokes. I'm laughing at pyrocynical editing the jokes
Duh
Don’t we all
Same
Same, and I smile at his Deus Ex references.
Liza on Demand: *Has entire episode about how racism bad*
Also Liza on Demand: *Contains every possible stereotype about white people*
John Mulholland for real
Did they have a school shooter?
u cant be racist bout wheyt ppu
@@mfrederikson Racism is: prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race. So yes, you can be racist against white people, and pretending like you cannot, is in itself, inherently racist. What is your thought process when you say, that white people can be racist towards black people, a different race, but black people cannot be racist towards white people, a different race? Or is it only a different race when it's white people being racist, but when black people are being racist, they are the same race?
Tell us your thought process on how "you can be racist against another race, except white people", which is also discrimination, since the only reason they would be excluded in that example, is their race, the very definition of racism, is to include/exclude/discriminate etc. based on race alone, like you did. Making you a racist.
@@sudenluola2241 you make a good point, but i'm fairly certain he was being sarcastic.
Daaaamn i just recognized the scene out of Utopia, nice one
38:48 No way a Utopia reference before the video itself