KSI's movie is worse than you can imagine
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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BROFIST ...........
LMAO
bruh
My mans
fatneek lol
yo
umm
It took him 32 Seconds to make a breaking bad reference.
that's a record
There was also a split second one just 30 seconds later @ 0:57
JESSER!!
Tuco salamanca
"i wish i could be an actor"
He's already wiped hunt down the freeman from his memory
*war flashbacks*
@@Nate-vn8xx Sir the aliens are coming!
@@privatecheems9808 *screaming* WHYYYYYYYYY
That knocking in 33:15 was so realistic, scared me.
Pyro having to explain the lore behind his title to avoid KSI's wrath has me dying
Pyrocynical vs ksi when
cuz ksi fans going to d ride their idol and spam comments
@@ayubali2431 KSI is literally the pinned comment.
"The 40 yr old virgin"
*Starring all of you*
That hurts Pyro why do you do dis :(
Found the 40 year old virgin
Someone’s mad 😂
So what about Kimberly Page?
639 40 year old virgins detected
Shiiiiit i might be
Pyro talks about 3 things
- Wives
-Breaking Bad
-Fortnite
Oh and I almost forgot Dark Souls
With a new addition being neon genesis evangellion
You're missing Fallout
and now he turned saren into a meme
Add death stranding too
and black ops
I like how everybody forgot about Mr. Pickles death after 5 seconds.
top 10 saddest film moments
oh no
anyways
The name Pietre means something else entirely after the Utopia video lmao
no way you noticed that too
"fat man named pietre" is such a good easter egg
Yeah honestly was shocked when he brought up their fake name he didn’t use a picture of Pietre, since it’s SUCH a specific name
I actually laughed when KSI took the lamp to Amber's head.. Like genuine shock/laughter, probably the best scene from the whole thing
Lamp...? Wasn't that a shovel they had laying around in the basement?
Either that, or I'm more blind than Wu Zi Mu lmao
@@nob2243 nah it was a shovel
The real question is how in the conceptual framework did she survive?
@@nob2243yea he mixed it up with ksi hitting the jock which he did with a lamp
The Pyrocynical Timeline:
2016: MLG
2018-2018: Commentary
2019: Pewdiepie
2020: Movie Reviews
2401: Furry
Furry
Game reviews/video essays too
no, it's really more of:
2016: MLG
2018-2018: Furry
2019: Furry Pewdiepie
2020: Furry again
2401: Fallout furry
But.. he was always a furry tho
2017: le epic gamer
I love how isaac clarke is now an integral part of the pyrocynical lore
fr
shit mad funny tho
@@knightofnova1533 yeah, the ad reads are very funny and entertaining
isaac clark
@@actualgarbage8549 thanks mate
Is nobody gonna talk about why Friendlyjordies wasn't credited for the short scene in the red shirt
lawsuit time bruz
I was bout to comment that😂
LAWYER UP STOOOOOOGGGGGGGGEEEEEE
Timestamp?
No favours for anyone but babes, stooge
Amber being hit with the shovel made me actually laugh
@@nudetaine1808 what
@@nudetaine1808 bro it is a script
For me it was goose getting knocked out the first time
Sheesh
*DUNG*
Pyrocynical turning into Internet Historian every time a new video comes out.
youre just noticing?
Considering internet historian is like one of the most legendary cretors in this site I'm not even mad.
"Imitation is the highest form of flattery", after all.
I love how you said every time a video comes out as if his videos are not uploaded by his own conscious will
saint pepsi enjoyer
"I didn't like the white woman who cried a lot"
Pyro, why you gotta repeat the things that I say when I'm working?
I think pyro is unaware that South Africans also pay for a tv license
I have lived here for 14 years, we need TV licences??
We still pay for tv licenses (although many don't :-p). If you watch the basic SABC channels/ radio stations you pay even if you have DSTV.
I dont pay tv license i dont watch tv i watch youtube.
the difference is that they can hunt instead if sitting down and watching gogglebox
yeah they pay a tv license not a telly license duh
Honestly, considering 2020, I’m pretty sure everyone’s reaction to the Earth exploding would just be: ok
or bruh
ok
it's 2020? damn you must be a time traveler.
Ben and Wyatt Productions he’s referring to how much of a disaster 2020 was
@@mast3rtdj ok
Says a lot that every movie made by an influencer has the plot of "get in relationship" and starts with some sort of sex gag.
imagine being a lead in The Office then your career devolves into the mom in laid in America
don't forget she was also the mom in Tall Girl ://
@@elijahtrinidad8669 Most of the cast of the Office, have only really done the Office. Nothing notable besides that.
@@mhoward16GAMING watch your mouth. Ed Helms has done great things
@@owelboi871 That's a very good shout.
@@owelboi871 John Krasinski has also had major roles in some recent big blockbuster movies/shows
Pyro's last video: Collab with TommyInnit
One of TommyInnit's latest videos: I met KSI in Real Life
This video: KSI's movie is worse than you can imagine
*maybe just a bit too soon?*
Maybe it's karma for when KSI punched Wilbur ;)
@@memethemastermonarch9459 but he didn’t actually
@@memethemastermonarch9459 it was edited lol
@@memethemastermonarch9459 lmao it was a fake punch that they all did on purpose as a joke
its all coming together
"Mum?"
"Don't worry about that, we'll buy a new one."
As all things are
We can just replace them
Pyro making Yakuza references instead of Dark souls references be like :
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Be like what
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22:44 Ayo how did your editor sneak this one in Pyro?
Bruh, i actually can't believe that's somehow in this video
Haha tall lady sucking hand go brrrrrr
@@gachapurpleepie3002 lmao it didnt even look like a hand to me until you pointed it out
It’s an arm... yeah... an arm
@@spartan2867 bro . . . Unfortunately I might have to call the horny police
I think it would’ve been funny if the jock guy just said “Celebrating mr pickles being 10 years old”
What's worse is that the girl that play's tabitha (aka the girl hired as the role of "girl who we refer to as blob") this is of the first few times she has actually been credited for her role despite acting for 16 years now.
All the Breaking Bad references make me laugh my ass off
@Sam Thomas stay salty
@Sam Thomas I don't know if this is a joke or not.
@Sam Thomas Of course. You are absolutely right. I think I agree with you.
@Sam Thomas factssss
@Sam Thomas breaking bad has annoying white woman and mr bald man. Bad show 0/10
When they were playing with the doll, I expected Pyro to input the "SEDUCE ME" from expiration date. Such a missed opportunity, you poor poor child.
i read that in keanu reeves' voice
baldski’s in tears after this one
I just want to say thank you for making me happy, Pyro. It’s almost 12 am and all I hear is arguing. So watching your vids make me laugh and feel better about myself.
Burn in hell
@@Blentastic bruh
@@Bananacatboi FUCK EM
@@Blentastic u know what dude u too piss off
@@noone-fn9mh
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH YEEEEAAH
2:40 i cannot tell you how happy i am to hear pyrocynical using PREY (2017) music
The game that was “something about bees” was a knockoff of a roblox game I played years ago 😭
It's called Bee Simulator I think, got addicted to it months ago but had to stop cause I've getting actual issues.
@@ammagon4519 Bee Swarm Simulator. I still get on roblox every once in a while and sometimes I play it 😂
@@LuvvKyson yeah that game, kinda miss playing the game now ngl.
@@LuvvKyson Same Ngl
@@ammagon4519 AMONG GUS!!!!
"And we are live!" "That is much much much much better!" **He says as everything that could possibly go wrong goes wrong**
17:31 this hits hard now
I love pyros South African accent, it sounds like a indigenous New Zealand accent
ay that's what I thought
Pyro's video style is seriously giving me internet historian vibes at this point.
Well that's where he takes his inspiration from when it comes to ads.
22:45
And they just did a collab on the Internet Historian's second channel.
Its just as unfunny haha
@@shimsh5623 13:22 at least he knows it
Pov: Angel left Dwight and married the man in the movie and had a edgy kid
Literally didn’t expect to see Angela Kinsey in this, i already can’t take this movie seriously, and this seals the deal
"take that team fortress 2 on the xbox 360"
not seeing your legs is the entire reason i quit the game, it's such a critical feature to any game ever made past 1997
“CAPTAIN THE ALIENS ARE COMING WE’VE BEEN COMPROMISED”
“SPIT IT OUT COPPROL”
“oh captain we are so f*cked”
Just reminded you
Klool
*Corporal
@@magicmango2787 grammar police
A petition for Pyro to review every single indie game he uses music from
22:44 what the actual fuck dude
Easter egg I suppose
It’s crazy how quickly everyone forgot about this movie
The Evangelion and Beastars reference's are killing me lmfao
4:55, orangepeanut in a Pyrocynical video, amazing.
Hey Pyro. a lot of people loved your Petscop explanation video. the PetScop channel has added tons of videos since. i’m sure tons of people would love to see you review the rest of the videos
I didnt expect Nigga my bones i cant stop laughing
I didn't expect to see you here saying this I can't stop laughing
Did this weeb just say nigga?? That's another level of weird
@@sbevexlr848 This guy listened to the song nae nigga nae nae too much...
@@PichuHasStems talking about the truth, you spitting it lol
Timestamp?
This wasn't even half as bad as all the other movies you've covered
This movie is terirble please don't defend it
@@whathappened246 Honestly its not.
@@whathappened246 You haven't watched a lot of movies then, because this was just not a good movie. There are so many worse movies out there.
@@RenyFox. So you enjoy it? Go show it to your friends and family and see what they say.
@@sam9239 Still a really bad movie.
13:01
I never expected the kid to actually say the n word without a pass lol
everywhere i go i see your face
OK
Why are you everywhere?!
when will you grow a mustache?
fukin thor
Theory: Pyrocynical takes sponsors so he can practice acting so when Hunt Down The Freeman 2 comes out he can blow everyone away with his new talent.
"I wish I can be a actor..."
*Shows a clip seconds before he sealed his fate*
"The Aliens are invading! We've been compromised!"
But hey that’s just a theory
hunt down the freeman 2: "captain, we've made it to borealis, but I must warn you...
...THE ALIENS ARE COMING! WE'VE BEEN COMPROMISED!"
The hero in me is dead
@@jockeyfield1954 spit it out corporal
Is nobody going to talk about how Casper was literally caught on camera killing the dudes cat and nobody even gave a shit
I feel bad for mr pickles
@@JokerInTheCardDeck1273 Fr he didnt deserve to be in this movie.
RIP do the Beast himself
I don't know an easier way to make someone stop rooting for a character then having them kill an animal.
I think pyro uploaded
Wow he has been working on petscop 2 for 3 years true dedication
Hope he will release review this year 😭
I will donate my kidney for petscop 2
The video is gonna be like 3 days long
@@piggy552 ill donate my spinal chord
He said he hasn't even watched the other bit of petscop
Pyro should have an cameo in one of those RUclipsr movies where he's in Samus cosplay and the protagonists hit on him.
There's no reason for you to comment that
@@anthraxiii7753 I don't need a reason, I need the fulfillment.
gay
I need this in my life.
Uhh, no
I like the small refrence to Pyrocynicals newest video about Utopia at 17:32
If the movie was called Laid in Amsterdam the movie would be over in like 5 minutes and I think we'd all be thankful for it
Didnt the Sidemen go there? Idk i watched that vid years ago
Bruh weed
Honestly this movie wasn't that bad compared to everything else on the market. Had a few cool gags too
@@zedaddy3530 The problem with RUclipsr movies like this is that the RUclipsrs themselves don't add much other than being able to advertise it, the best scenes are the ones with real actors in it, if you take the RUclipsrs out of the movie and keep the funny gags its still funny
@@matthewhamilton2913 yeah Matthew Hamilton I completely agree with you. Altho there are some RUclipsrs who'd make banger movies
What is it about low tier comedy films like this that think there's any kind of humour to be had from killing someone's pet.
they’re on the same tier as the films that categorize every character with different racist stereotypes and call it comedy
Its comedy at the end of the day. It ain't good comedy, but its comedy, nothing's really off limits, just make sure it's clever.
@@Will-bn9km nah being straight up offensive/racist and then saying “it’s just a joke” isn’t comedy lol
@@d.olluwu Ye obviously it shouldn't be done in poor nature (being offensive to be offensive) hence why I said you should at least be clever with it (every joke really is just a joke just for the sake of a joke, just be aware of what you joking about and make it clever).
@@d.olluwu by what metrics? Surely comedy only needs to be funny to be classified as comedy and there are people who would see that kind of thing as funny
I think he’s just gonna keep uploading until he thinks we forget about PetScop2
we will never forget
I feel like at this point is so much revealed about petscop that pyro kinda thinks it's not as interesting to speculate about it and making theories
@@ilyakalinin1883 any recommendations for a good petscop dissection?
@@ekonomixx petscop reddit is the first thing that comes to mind. They pretty much got everything there. Also I swear there was an interview with the Tony Domenico(creator of the petscop) on some website but I can't find it
@@ilyakalinin1883 no he will make but on right time ngl he will
When you realise a bottle of prime is more popular than the actual youtuber’s movie
Pyro is haunted by 3 things, his 250,000 sub special, petscop 2 and “the aliens are coming! We’ve been compromised!”
Walter
But do you like fire trucks and moster trucks🤨
We might not get Petscop 2 but we might get Petscop 3
@@taxevasion4870 “Spit it out Corporal!”
@@deppstepp3330 I like fire trucks and moster trucks
Why does Casper *always* sound like he's about to cry or currently crying whenever he speaks
true...everytime he spoke i want to kill myself
@@bao6649 That just means he nailed that part of his role, to be fair, even if he isn't a good actor overall. Credit where credit's due
"Ok."
he's South African
It sounds like he's going for a knockoff Michael Cera impression.
Pietre you say? Utopia stole from ksi
First, it was Logan Paul,
Then, it was Shane Dawson,
Now. It's KSI.
How long will it be until Pyro finally makes his Fred The Movie review?
Dont forget LELE PONS
@@thatcooldudeisawesome876 Lets please forget about Lele pons
he wont, he's too scared
Then the smosh movie
@@thatcooldudeisawesome876 Oh no.
I finally finished Breaking Bad, so now I can actually understand what is happening in these videos.
Everyone dies lol
Same
Hell yeah! I re-watched recently.
@@heywoah5211 thanks
In before he starts using Better Call Saul clips.
KSI's reaction to Caspar saying the N-Word is honestly the best part of the movie.
he should've responded with i'm part south african
turns out it wasnt a part of the movie and caspar is actually racist
@@keeski8926 this is so disappinting... they should have triggor worning... smh my head
yes
Casper gamer moment
hey pyro, do you think you would ever do a review of Postal (2007) based off Postal 2? :)
Is that the Wario flag
@@Jond253 waluigi is a trans icon, so i guess it makes sense wario is enby, so cool.
I thought of the “bitch” and “ditch” rhyme when I was in 5th grade for a FNAF Rap Battle.
this is the most relatable sentence i've read all week
wtf
What in the name of god is a "FNAF Rap Battle"? Although the better question is, do I want to know?
"FNAF Rap Battle"
Tell me more.
"a FNAF Rap Battle"
Watching the principal play the shite game reminds me of those mobile game ads where the person playing pretends to be a literal toddler
eks dee
@@meniimya5148 lloall
el em ae ou
Laughing My Ass Off
*Pyrocynical becomes an actor*
His next video: "the next movie I'm in is worse than you can imagine"
burh
(Sponsored)
I’ve heard it’ll be based loosely on his furry RP saga (belches loudly)
Black Mesa in a nutshell
Edit: "YOU FUCKED UP MY FACE, NOW I GOT TO FUCK YOU UP"
@@uncledoughball9582 huge sweaty moobs
Pyro's editing is an acid trip
twomad's editing on the other hand...
And he somehow manages to shove a Bethesda game reference into all of his jokes
Jixaw’s editing is something out of this world
He doesn't edit all his videos tho, does he?
@@Drdalmation or breaking bad , or half life
"Your arms look like Ramen noodles I could slurp you"
Pause
_hmmm_
Yo?
YOUD TEXT ME I LOVE YOU AND THEN ID FUCKING GHOST YOU
@@tm-vg4yq Now I'll have to binge listen them again for the whole weekend thank you.
"there are no accidents"
-master oogway
17:32 oH MY GOD IT'S PIETRE-
FORSHADOWING??
IMPOSSIBLE
HE UPLOADED A VIDEO AFTER A WEEK INSTEAD OF A MONTH
IS THIS WHAT BEAUTY LOOKS LIKE???
Must be, we have been blessesd with something trully godly
Its what quarantine looks like,
and btw its because hes finished moving so he doesnt have a lot to do now
3 videos in 1 month
Bi Tsumugi
@MARA HENDRICKSON maybe not upload super regularly but he streams on twitch sometimes now
The thing that youtube won't play a purchased movie in 1080p on desktop always pissmed me off. For some reason HD works on mobile devices, even on switch, but not on desktop. WHY
hello verified with one like
cheems
What
That's why I watch all of my movies on the Nintendo
I am now associated with you. Good luck.
Another upload after such a short amount of time?! I'm in god f'in heaven! :D
Papa flammyy
ok
Me too
Yo I never expected to see you here love you man
π=e moment
As mediocre as this movie was, it was honestly pretty funny at times and KSI’s overacting didn’t even really feel like overacting, just him being himself yk
He literally broke in his house and killed his cat. I am more for that guy, than the main character lmao
Vegans are awesome
@@whathappened246 youre exactly why theyre not lol
"Remember him? I barely do."
*Everywhere at the End of Time*
Holy fuck pyro this caught me off guard
when was that
@@mrscrambledeggs8776 26:32 You're welcome :)
@@abyssprimus thanks didnt even notice that quick joke
@@mrscrambledeggs8776 Yeah! The references and small details in Pyrocynical's videos are truly legendary.
Fuck i almost fell off my bed at this
When KSI said "please don't" I felt that. Gotta respect a brotha who admit his past mistakes.
Wtfff?? That shit was Oscar *Worthy*
@@AstroSully more like Razzy
I don't think he actually took this movie seriously he just wanted to have fun
Ah yes, the godfather, one of the best youtuber films out there
I'm surprised there wasn't an office joke because the Mom was played by Angela's actress
Lol she also plays the mom in tall girl
I was so shocked because I didn’t think she’d take up such a terrible role lol
this movie is just a shitty ripoff of superbad lmao
The day pyro makes a video on Fallout New Vegas is the day humanity ascends
Did you see uberdangers new vid on the topic its great
@@rubensnderstrup-granquist2995 Best New vegas vid ive watched
@@alexandru5741 at the 3 hour point i was close to quitting but i pulled through
That would be awesome
@@rubensnderstrup-granquist2995 I'm an hour and ten minutes in I'm pretty hyped for what's to come
As a South-African, I can confirm that this is exactly what we sound like and what we do in our lives on a daily basis.
Ya everyone here sounds like that, I don’t see anything wrong with it
@@cloudyjls4485 Fr tho- it's like a different reality of Australia
ja no bru can confirm
Ag ja lekke man
Yeah I’ve never seen a more spot on impression of South Africans
HOLY SHIT UTOPIA REFERENCE
were
@@wolfyeyepatch1971 in 17:31
@@Insomnia013 thamks
A fellow destiny player? I see you too like pain.
Lmao I love how casper just murders that guys cat and literally no one cares
poor cat :(
why do you love that
@@operator2393 idk man I ain't watching the whole video again to get you one
@@ogvamp2 because I have a raging hatred for cats burning in my heart
@@lectro2674 you have a cat profile pic
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No
1
No
No
ok
Pietre…hearing that name after the latest vid
I can't believe the small RUclipsr got a movie and I'm glad people are giving a small RUclipsr like him got a chance thanks Hollywood
2:58 have I ever told you the defini
Ye.
21:54 I'm very disappointed. Many years I watch you. And you use a script? You need a script for this? I'm mad. Use a burner account and come at me pyro you pansy .
Can we talk about how in this movie that loves to say "no homo", right before the two leads have this "heartfelt" and "touching" hug, the lyrics "There's a lot of girls in this world but they have nothing on you" being crooned lovingly in the background.
I think that's a subtle joke, there's no way that's a coincidence. If it is, it's an extremely funny one.
@@user-vf4oh1pd9t hey fellow no name
@@user-vf4oh1pd9t can u explain the joke to me
@@mattchapman2054 haha gay
@@user-vf4oh1pd9t why did i expect complexity from a film called “laid in america”
Let's be real, *Casper absolutely killed it.*
Not the film, I'm talking about that cat,
but my point still stands.
The cat is dead
They had us in the first half I'm not gonna lie
@@Ziggy.. if my cat, that i loved dearly and was getting ready for a big spotlight, was killed by a british white boy, i'd be so mentally scared, i'd say "we live in a society" unironically
@@jockeyfield1954 I'd kill them
@@lecommentar9851 i dont think children are capable of killing white men, maybe
17:32 is this foreshadowing the Utopia video?
tiktokers are on netflix now and they’re gonna make ksi’s movie look like a masterpiece
how do you have 442 subscriptioners
@@vyjt maaaaaagic
@Adolf Hitler okey adolf
To be fair the ksi movie was not bad or good it was ok
@Adolf Hitler you once also controlled half Europe
The only guy that can make me watch an entire ad sponsor
And Noodle.
And Internet Historian
and joe
@@LL-tr5et wow an outdated joke
@@nondescripthandle212 joke mama
33:14 bro that knocking sounded so real I thought someone was knocking on my wall 💀
Me too, when I watched this video for the first time I was falling asleep and it made me jump 😂
Same, I thought someone was at my door and got up and checked
Your profile picture is giving me diabetes
Yeah this actually legitimately scared the living fuck out of me just now, I've got a window directly to my left and its black so I was completely convinced somebody fucked with me by banging on it.
Bruh I legit read your comment like 1 minute before it happend and it still got me
17:30 is that a fuckin Utopia reference?????!?!
I don't know you, I don't know your channel, I just get here, I don't understand english but at least I can read english, how you talk, your humor and videos inspire me learn english and stay here even if I don't know what the fuck did you said (But I read it in the subtitles). Just Love your channels, kisses from Venezuela love your content
Definitely worth it, I practically grew up on this channel. I can safely say he’s consistently the funniest youtuber I’ve seen, as well as many other things.
no one cares dude
@@chocalate_cake1041 ok "Pnut"
@@zer0482 agreed my dude. Ive been watching pyro since his first delve into youtube commentary stuff like 5 years ago. And never have i got bored of him.
@@luqhakim5711 my introduction to pyro was the fucking roast off he had with leafy on dramaalert like a million years ago
Consider this the only Flick he made, it can be considered his worst movie.
And his best movie.
@@milessmith892 beat me to it
@@milessmith892 not really since he has made another movie
Ok so the line “you wake the sleeping dragon he might have sex with your face” is possibly the best scripted line in the history of all cinema change my mind.
I agree. But this has been topped by "It's Morbin Time"
For real his videos are so funny, unbelievable! Thanks pyro youre the best man!