how the heck does that insult match up with the original comment, and more importantly, why do you think that is an actual rare insult, you goddamn karma goblin
Being compared to Waluigi is actually a complement. He’s an icon. Edit 10/1/20: Why are people still responding to this? It wasn’t really even that funny or clever.
7:36 ... Are we all gonna ignore his sans T-Shirt? Edit: Holy cow I've never got this many likes. And for the record to the people who think I don't like Undertale, Undertale is best game
1:30 He needs those two eyebrows to be doubly unimpressed with your decisions. When you’re doing something wrong, remember that face. Remember that face.
@@gamerboygb6041 oh yeah that's even better It's from a meme I downloaded The caption was: When you're eating a soft food and bite something crunchy Yeah something like that
You dude, Damien's impressions are crazy accurate. I love them especially his impression of Chills. I swear he is Chills, that's how much he sounds like him, hahaha.
Hahaha, oh my goodness gracious, these are freaking hilarious dude. They are funny, cruel and harsh but also extremely true which makes them even more funny, hahaha. Keep em coming man because these are freaking hilarious and I can't stop laughing at them. Love these videos dude.
This is just the best kind of insults Btw Damien there’s a game called “Oh Sir” Which is basically a roasting game that you can enjoy without having to hurt someone There’s a celebrity version too! If y’all like
@@rakamakafo9823 Maybe to not use "autistic" as an insult. That kind of affects me personally as someone with Autism. It's not funny when it's used as an insult. Just hurtful.
I once saw a guy bullying my little bro and I said, "you're so damn gross, that even you fleshlight wants a mouth just to vomit." I loved 5th grade....
I seriously died while scrolling through r/rareinsults and saw that, was so happy and at the point of crying because I suddenly remembered how his playing broke my ears
7:37 Jack Black in a shirt with the man, the legend, sans, himself on it?! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE! Jack Black would also make a good voice for sans. . . I think.
11:17 Accepting defeat with grace and humility. I like that. I respect that. Also. . . "It's a *dog* !" "Dogsh aren't that shizhe, David. Dogsh are big, like a SHaint Bernard!"
Judging from your profile picture and username, you’re a 12 year old girl that thinks she’s cool and different and says things like “omg you can’t do **insert difficult thing** but it’s so easy” because you think it’ll make you look special
CrimsonHarmony she’s literally saying that if you can play piano slow, you can play it fast, that’s like saying if you can play itsie bitsy spider you can play flight of the bumblebee
@@threecheersforsweetcheesew3231 I rarely say this but the joke flew right above your head and crashed into the window that probably broke 4 times when you were small. Like you literally went and assumed that they were serious and were an actual '12 year old who thinks she's cool and different' because they made an actual reference to one of the _most popular music jokes among the violinist community?_ It doesn't bother me that you didn't get the reference but what bothers me is that you belittle people because you didn't get a joke that they made. Maybe you didn't see it as a joke before but can you not judge someone based on their profile picture and username because I don't even have any words to describe how this situation because you sound so butthurt in your comments. Imagine this poor girl seeing your comment and just wondering what the heck she did wrong while she was just making a reference. I hope that while my words didn't paint a clear picture on what I want to tell that you would at least try to understand SOME context from someone's short comment before you assume they're one of the "not like other girls" girls. Edit: a word
Приколы
Damien: *laughs*
War: *stops*
Damien *stops laughing*
War: EVERYBODY IS GONNA DIE TONIGHT!
Finally, I have found another. Come brethren, let us bring peace to the world.
yaaaaaaas
Thank god for that
hotel:trivago
A Karen as a manager..?
“You became the very thing you swore to destroy..”
[Content Deleted] “ YOU WERE FORETOLD TO DESTROY THE MANAGERS NOT JOIN THEM!”
she’s the ultimate Karen, in the video she admitted that she had ‘fired customers’ before
Manager Karen: “And from my point of view the Samantha’s are evil!”
[Content Deleted]
I like your profile picture
Kira Aisling why thank you
"Its like they're playing madlibs but to insult someone" -emkay
Dude, you literally just rare insulted an entire subreddit.
I bet your the one to buy 39 rolls of toilet paper and say "we need more toilet paper"
@@RDn_t r/Rareinsults
how the heck does that insult match up with the original comment, and more importantly, why do you think that is an actual rare insult, you goddamn karma goblin
@@Fhantom161 You're probably the type of person to think "Nobody" jokes in comment sections are funny.
@@specimenx4139 you're the type of guy who whould buy an iphone and thinks it's an android
A Karen that’s a manager is literally the definition of self-hatred
Karen is starting to get on board with the rest of us
Theodorus Adjie Christanto boobs are just bags of milk hanging off of women’s bodies, and some men.
My favorite insult I've ever used: "Your birth certificate was a signed apology from your parents"
@Hot Dog No, it was definitely said as from your parents.
@Hot Dog cool man
Daaaaaaaaaaamn...
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
XD omfg
My dude Jack Black straight up be wearing a Sans shirt
I saw it and now I see I can't un see it
Holy shit
im having a bad time now
Holy shit that's correct
I glanced at it and assumed it was a dia de los muertos shirt, but no it's Sans the skeleton
Being compared to Waluigi is actually a complement. He’s an icon.
Edit 10/1/20: Why are people still responding to this? It wasn’t really even that funny or clever.
but he isnt in smash
your average person raiding youtube Rip
@@user-spwormlord suprisingly he is, just not playable
@@user-spwormlord Srsly?! R U SRS?!
Why people gotta keep pointing that out! WALUIGI IS GOOD!
@@user-spwormlord he is when i give him a bj
Damien's voice sound like a mid aged dad that speaks to his 17 year old son like If he was 5
Eric De Lima Costa e silva this is very specific, I’m using it.
r/rareinsults
Dat insult is worst than cardi bs music
If you insult Damien again I will kick your butt so hard that the person who pulls my shoe out will be crowned the next King Arthur
@@SebMegronski Dude you killed them
2:00 oh no that’s made me think of the line in Macbeth
*”WHAT YOU EGG”*
[Stabs him]
YES!!
Damien: "tyler is built"
bruh a person in a wheelchair could jump over him thats how short he is
Don’t gotta come at Joe Rogan like that.
Your Profile Picture has nothing but a singular color, making it look like it doesn't even show you have a pfp because it matches so well
@@superluckyandroid9449 I'm in dark mode
Uno Reverse Card me too😂
Maybe he can do a sick tail grab on the half pipe of an indent on his head.
"I hope your hand gets stuck in a toaster cranked up all the way"
- Kid from school
That was brutal lol I applaud them
Damien: *laughs*
Comments: write that down! Write that down!
It's a shame they dont take notes on your love life. Oh wait that's right. You dont have one.
@@raquelgillen462 I bow down
Roast Mistress now I’m sad
@Roast Mistress, i guess people like to say others don't have something that they themselves crave, so they can feel better about themselves.
@@raquelgillen462 oh wow you and him can relate on something :D
8:15 As a Dutch person, this is probably the funniest insult of all time. Love it
@@cascozijn9421 Yup...
he mede nederlanders
@@cascozijn9421 zeker wel
But but but were bigger than them, Nooooooooooo
Mantje124 haha klopt
I love that some old school insults are coming back. "Cantankerous swine" I feel was a particularly nice one.
I wanna like this but itll ruin the nice count of 69
@@littleaftns4200 I'm cool with it! The keeping it at 69 I mean.
@@littleaftns4200 You can like now :)
Until the fleas of a thousand camels infest your groin.
Is nobody gonna realize that Jack Black is wearing a sans shirt
The legend
Beowulf Ghost OH MY GOD
I Saw It Too M8.
*megalovania starts*
The video I watched before this was an undertale vid
I’m the 69th like
Emkay is the one person at the party, sitting in the corner of the room, drinking juice, whilst browsing reddit and waiting for notifications.
Did you just assume looking like Waluigi isn't a blessing?
Waluigi possesses the ideal male body
#LetWaluigiSmash
Waluigi is the ideal male body. There's no arguing against it.
Waluigi is a god
...
Waluigi holds the secrets to freedom of attraction, no one is able to say he isn't amazing.
7:30
*why is jack black wearing a sans undertale shirt?*
i didnt even notice that until now lmfaooooo
cause he has a gaming channel
*You're kidding*
@@thysmallestofthecacti4641 literally look up jack black gaming channel
Cause hes a meme lord!
7:37 did anyone else notice that jack black is wearing a sans shirt LMAO
Why did you have to tell me you wario looking trashcan not worthy of the name mangus
@@Sandman3 Most pitiful attempt to attempt a rare insult I have ever seen.
@@xbigbubba6944 eh, it's been a while
@@Sandman3 your insult gave the Pluto its planet rights back. Congrats on your success
7:28
No one makes fun of Adam Conover without the facts.
He isn't even married so ha
Being called a Waluigi-lookalike is no insult, it’s the highest of compliments.
Truth.
Yeah, but being called a combo of Waluigi and DJ Khalid isn't as good.
@@quackenbush. better than being called anything but without Waluigi.
@@glanni true
U sure?
7:36
...
Are we all gonna ignore his sans T-Shirt?
Edit: Holy cow I've never got this many likes. And for the record to the people who think I don't like Undertale, Undertale is best game
Yes, yes we are.
That guy is more Bearded than Bearded himself. What a god.
Wow I didn’t notice that thank you this is so epic skelly style
yep
I am wearing that exact same shirt right now. ahah (It was from fangamer)
If Waluigi had a baby
The baby: WAHH
Haha look at that guy at 11:47
I wonder who that is...
NOOOOOO 😭
This guy looks like a dollar-store version of a lovechild between Arnold Swarttsnegger and Elon Musk if he was born is Australia.
@@myiqis395 Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Dudes who order boneless wings close the fridge door with their hips."
At least they have hips, rectangle hips.
r/rareinsults
69 likes....
Nice
It’s a useful skill when you’re grabbing a bunch of stuff out.
5:33 emkay: hell
ads: mr emkay i dont feel so good
Karen: GET THE MANAGER-
Worker:.....MANAGER KAREN!!
Karen:n-no-
The manager called Karen: *hello mortal*
2:17
Emkay gave a rare insult to a rare insult
1:30
He needs those two eyebrows to be doubly unimpressed with your decisions. When you’re doing something wrong, remember that face.
Remember that face.
You’re trying too hard
@King Qunt
r/rareinsults
Also, I wasn’t whining, but okay.
I already forgot the face
@Jenny Mathews I know I just wanted a chance to use that insult
@King Qunt
You saw the chance and you took it. I commend you for that, good sir.
"You half eaten, over boiled egg"
This, is my favorite insult
your profile pic looks like a half eaten overboiled egg mixed with a toilet
@@gamerboygb6041 oh yeah that's even better
It's from a meme I downloaded
The caption was: When you're eating a soft food and bite something crunchy
Yeah something like that
@@user-uu6oh3vy9d well, NOW I've seen what happens when you flush
@@gamerboygb6041 hahaha
@@user-uu6oh3vy9d i like wafflez.
8:57 AND FROM THIS POINT ON I NEVER BREATHED AGAIN. IT WAS ONLY LAUGHTER OMFG
You dude, Damien's impressions are crazy accurate. I love them especially his impression of Chills. I swear he is Chills, that's how much he sounds like him, hahaha.
Gets to hear damiens laugh 2× as often
*Happiness noises*
[Everyone liked that]
Ok
L
'
"I'm Damien from Cowbelly Studios"
*Visible confusion*
teacher: why u laughin
me: nothing
my brain: DJ Whahled
I have never known anyone to say the word “audacity” without saying it louder than the rest of the sentence.
Alex Jones's voice sounds like he could fall apart at any moment when hes talking and I wanna see that happen
Mentally or like he just got Thanos'd?
@@Mare_Man I'd say it's like brick-thrown-into-a-washing-machine'd
I'm pretty sure if you laugh hard enough you can destroy my windows.
Oooh, thats a sucker punch to the guts.....
The thumbnail guy looks like when you give a Sims 3 vampire the horrendous and absurd facial hair from the Into The Future expansion pack
4:36 he looks like egg man in the original sonic series
Lmao
I disagree
5:00
I order boneless wings sometimes, I kick the fridge door to the next realm.
I spend too much on new refrigerators.
We need a board game based off this subreddit where you get random words and try to make the most harmful insult.
Cards against humanity?
@@user-oz3oe6px8j Yeah but with insults. More like Scrabble.
You made Jeremy Clarkson sound like an American stroke victim doing a Steve Irwin impression
4:27 I lost focus at “you literally think”
*Damien your laugh is adorable, it makes me cry*
That is not,adorable
Healthy life choices make me cry
@@dylanisntvibing i mean damien laugh is godly but why it makes her cry?
that's not his laugh, it's the onion that you are
Damian Lillard
My friends grandma roasted him so hard she said “you should carry around a pot plant to replace the oxygen you waste”
A pot plant or a plant in a pot aka a potted plant? Cuz those have 2 very different connotations lol
roasted who?
@@starvoyager2094 huh? "roasted who" what do you mean by this? the message literally speaks for itself?
Me: *drinks milk almost every night*
Also me: I wonder how I've never broken a bone
i mean ask jack black he has the shirt for it 7:28
My friend said that lil pump the kind of person to “put a ruler under his pillow to measure how much sleep he gets”
5:26 this dude looks like he raided Habbo 11 years ago.
Well.
7:35 mah boi has a freakin Sans Undertale T-shirt XD
btw i luv ye vids dude
Agressieve Aymen CAN EVERYONE STOP CALLING ME
*inhales*
jack black has officially ascended to godhood
0:51 wow so smart putting snow pea shooters behind torch woods, completely cancelling the freeze effect. 10/10 gamer move
Hahaha, oh my goodness gracious, these are freaking hilarious dude. They are funny, cruel and harsh but also extremely true which makes them even more funny, hahaha. Keep em coming man because these are freaking hilarious and I can't stop laughing at them. Love these videos dude.
Hard rock Nick looks nothing like the sexy waluigi I know
This is just the best kind of insults
Btw Damien there’s a game called
“Oh Sir” Which is basically a roasting game that you can enjoy without having to hurt someone
There’s a celebrity version too! If y’all like
Were you paid off?
Isn't it "Oh Sir: the insult simulator"
jak richardson yeah that!
The dude at 1:48 looks like a budget version of giofilms
3:44 was so wonderful it took me a few minutes to understand and appreciate how good that insult was.
7:30 WHY IS JACK BLACK WEARING A SANS SHIRT HAHAHAHAHAH IM LOOSING MY MARBLES OVER THIS
@@madzi9574 he spelt it right tho lose-losing he added more o's to exaggerate
1:04
random german: how about m-
british guy: shut up or we'll declare war on you for a third time
*and we'll blame it on you*
@@robertcrawshaw9978 Looks like somebody came over from OverSimplified
7:36
Can we talk about this man's sans shirt or nah?
7:28
"this man said trans rights."
*happy female to male noises*
Im happy that made u feel valid (as u should)! Have a great rest of your day/night!
@@zomb128 invalid
@@sk1dzzz608Sthu you cold bowl of soup
I once called someone: "Admiral Douchebag"
I once called my sister a deranged neck swan
I called a kid an autistic mosquito
@@riachew That's not funny! You sick fuck.
@@curtisleblanc5897 what do you wait from a woman who got nickname "Luck Of The Beans" and cant even type it normally
@@rakamakafo9823 Maybe to not use "autistic" as an insult. That kind of affects me personally as someone with Autism. It's not funny when it's used as an insult. Just hurtful.
12:25 the eyebrows boots look like Patrick Star's boots when he had those long legs
I had to eat my soul before it went to heaven from this madness of a subreddit
10:13
Dudes name sounds like the name of a kind of pasta croissant mixture
I once saw a guy bullying my little bro and I said, "you're so damn gross, that even you fleshlight wants a mouth just to vomit."
I loved 5th grade....
I got alex jones flashbacks when you said "northern water goblins"
9:25 sounds like something a D&D villain that's actually the shitty comic relief would say.
Are we not gonna talk about his amazing joe Swanson impression
Your laugh, in it's purest form, can cure depression
I’m so excited to see you voice over for Cowbelly Studios, Damien! 😀
I'm currently watching this while I'm sitting on the toilet, trying not to laugh or I'll puke.
this concerns me.
@@CygnusDoesThings same
One of the jacks looks like they start a passafist run and rage and turn nuetral
Looking like Waluigi isn't insult. It's like a blessing or a compliment
It is an insult just look at the mirror
would be true if waluigi didn't look like some anorexic drunk guy
with a coat hanger for a nose
Looking like Waluigi is obviously a compliment
I don't laugh at most of the insults or the funny vids he makes but Damien's laugh gives me life.......I love it
was i the first to notice that jack black is wearing a sans shirt
No. Like your name tho
i'll snap KFC outta here
I never expected sacrilegious boi number 2 to appear in one of these videos.
#lingling40hours
I seriously died while scrolling through r/rareinsults and saw that, was so happy and at the point of crying because I suddenly remembered how his playing broke my ears
Hey, you watch two set?
@@somenbwithabadhistoryteach5872 yep
@@emoestofall nyehhh, I'm not alone!!!
@@somenbwithabadhistoryteach5872 Honestly, TwoSetViolin fans are all over the Internet. You shouldn't be surprised.
Let's just appreciate how good Damien does the character voice impressions
*He is going to do the best girl voice*
5:32 are you doing an impression of Dr. Eggman from Snapcube’s fandub?
7:37
Jack Black in a shirt with the man, the legend, sans, himself on it?!
MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!
Jack Black would also make a good voice for sans. . . I think.
6:19 Janice...is that you?
Janice: wHeReS mY bInGaLiNg aHahaHahha *donkey noises*
0:50
For all you uncultured zombies out there, the snow peas shoot icy peas that slow down zombies and the torchwoods cancel out the effect.
Chill papyrus just because you know the game doesnt mean you are cultured
I'm on a quest to make friends with every undertake... I've already found Frisk... Will you be my friend?
@@brandonpeavoy3608 GLADLY! HERE, HAVE SOME OF THIS, YOU PEOPLE LOVE THIS STUFF!
🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝💪🏻💀
@@BHC7966 do you know where your brother is so I may continue my quest
@@brandonpeavoy3608 EH, CHECK AT GRILLBY'S, AND GET ME A MILK!
(please)
4:38 that dude looks like crash and eddie from ice age
Damien you really need to be a voice actor! Incredible
Nice to see you working with Cowbelly man! I'm glad to see somethings going your way :)
Emkay: and as always I’ll be seeing you
Me: (panicky looks around) don’t hurt meh
That part about the milk🤣, I literally forgot how to breathe I was laughing so hard
11:17
Accepting defeat with grace and humility. I like that. I respect that.
Also. . . "It's a *dog* !"
"Dogsh aren't that shizhe, David. Dogsh are big, like a SHaint Bernard!"
1:18 IF YOU CAN PLAY IT SLOWLY YOU CAN PLAY IT QUICKLY
No you can't, practice 40 hours a day pls
Judging from your profile picture and username, you’re a 12 year old girl that thinks she’s cool and different and says things like “omg you can’t do **insert difficult thing** but it’s so easy” because you think it’ll make you look special
@@threecheersforsweetcheesew3231 I'm confused what
CrimsonHarmony she’s literally saying that if you can play piano slow, you can play it fast, that’s like saying if you can play itsie bitsy spider you can play flight of the bumblebee
@@threecheersforsweetcheesew3231 I rarely say this but the joke flew right above your head and crashed into the window that probably broke 4 times when you were small. Like you literally went and assumed that they were serious and were an actual '12 year old who thinks she's cool and different' because they made an actual reference to one of the _most popular music jokes among the violinist community?_ It doesn't bother me that you didn't get the reference but what bothers me is that you belittle people because you didn't get a joke that they made. Maybe you didn't see it as a joke before but can you not judge someone based on their profile picture and username because I don't even have any words to describe how this situation because you sound so butthurt in your comments. Imagine this poor girl seeing your comment and just wondering what the heck she did wrong while she was just making a reference. I hope that while my words didn't paint a clear picture on what I want to tell that you would at least try to understand SOME context from someone's short comment before you assume they're one of the "not like other girls" girls.
Edit: a word
MY GOD I WAS HAVING A BAD DAY BUT DAMIENS FREAKING LAUGH MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK!!!
"Do you use a booster seat when you sit on that high-horse, little guy?" -Me.
The Karen-manager loves looking at herself in the mirror when she’s disappointed in herself,
Let’s say that this is why Karen can’t hang rn
So, the current state of r/rareinsults is also a hostage situation?
Nice cross-over with cowbelly!
7:28
I just noticed that Jack Black is wearing a Sans t-shirt! My respect for him has gone through the roof!
8:55 watched the video, saw the comment, and didn't realize it was an insult.
PS. It was a great song.
Tyler's the type of guy to say "I blocked that with my force field" in an actual fight.
Thanks for the likes!
@@luiskhit4766 Oof this belongs in Jacksfilms cursed comment section.
12:24 YOOO THEY DID ALONZO DIRTY💀
Funny thing: *happens*
Damiens lung: " *OH NO* "
Damien: *TACTICAL WHEEZE INBOUND*
8:54 Was gonna say something about this, but a lot of Modest Mouse videos look kinda like that, I can't disagree.