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  • Опубликовано: 23 янв 2025

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @mxellexm
    @mxellexm 5 лет назад +1893

    "Think if I rubbed his bald head I get three wishes"
    -Damien 2019

    • @dillonventures2027
      @dillonventures2027 5 лет назад +16

      Surprisingly, I saw this comment the same time he said that.

    • @lucennabelserion8617
      @lucennabelserion8617 5 лет назад +10

      For being funny, I'm giving you and damien a cookie, each
      🍪🍪

    • @nanareal
      @nanareal 5 лет назад +3

      *eats Cookie* 🍪

    • @huyup123456
      @huyup123456 5 лет назад +4

      My family tried to sneak up behind me on my birthday and place a single sperm cell into my asshole. MY ASSHOLE!

    • @nottengen9178
      @nottengen9178 5 лет назад +3

      @@lucennabelserion8617 can I have one pwease

  • @bennettbeaurain2034
    @bennettbeaurain2034 4 года назад +430

    When Damien laughs, he waits for a second before he laughs so he can register if he should laugh or just more on

  • @leilamartinez5444
    @leilamartinez5444 5 лет назад +1615

    When the comment said what's the difference between yogurt and America I was thinking he was gonna say Yogurt is fat-free Lmao

  • @JustAnotherDeadMan
    @JustAnotherDeadMan 4 года назад +667

    drinking even a quart of deep frying oil can lead to serious heart problems. he would have died within an hour if the dude wasn't from florida.

    • @azearaazymoto461
      @azearaazymoto461 4 года назад +86

      The Florida man is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural

    • @ainekaye4629
      @ainekaye4629 4 года назад +10

      True dat

    • @geoffreygreen7322
      @geoffreygreen7322 4 года назад +13

      its fake
      it was satiracal
      that's probably a real mugshot but he didn't do that.

    • @JustAnotherDeadMan
      @JustAnotherDeadMan 4 года назад +11

      @@geoffreygreen7322 r/Woosh

    • @geoffreygreen7322
      @geoffreygreen7322 4 года назад +14

      @@JustAnotherDeadMan not woosh because many people thought it was real
      I thought it was real when i first saw it but then i searched it up

  • @doreenedwards1139
    @doreenedwards1139 5 лет назад +3605

    Emkay: *laughs*
    Me: Im cured. I didnt even know i was sick but im cured.

  • @lumilumi421
    @lumilumi421 5 лет назад +783

    Damien laughing at his own jokes is literally the sweetest thing ever

    • @aamirhussain6008
      @aamirhussain6008 5 лет назад +17

      Half the reason I smile at these videos is his laugh

    • @kahlifontaine6950
      @kahlifontaine6950 5 лет назад +2

      Yeehaw ee I know right

    • @Hapokas112
      @Hapokas112 5 лет назад +1

      Yes.

    • @huyup123456
      @huyup123456 5 лет назад +2

      I want someone to consistently take out my butt plug and look at it like they're taking my asshole temperature.

    • @lumilumi421
      @lumilumi421 5 лет назад

      @@huyup123456 Nice

  • @blizzardinabottle1995
    @blizzardinabottle1995 5 лет назад +2881

    How I’m entering Area 51
    *My laugh*
    How I’m leaving Area 51
    *Damiens laugh*

    • @theraginginfernape9496
      @theraginginfernape9496 5 лет назад +49

      Depending on your laugh, it's a downgrade or a huge upgrade

    • @pissandcornflakes9119
      @pissandcornflakes9119 5 лет назад +12

      you won't leave area 51
      or get in

    • @angelquezada6114
      @angelquezada6114 5 лет назад +1

      @@pissandcornflakes9119 whoooooosh

    • @pissandcornflakes9119
      @pissandcornflakes9119 5 лет назад +1

      @@angelquezada6114 you didn't even do it right you dumbass

    • @calebunga7271
      @calebunga7271 5 лет назад

      experimental memes it’s good they didn’t link the subreddit like a fucking peasant would.

  • @memetrashlord8940
    @memetrashlord8940 4 года назад +1195

    6:13 dude looks like if Abraham Lincoln was an E-boy

  • @sohaibtheex017
    @sohaibtheex017 5 лет назад +554

    Damien: *Laughs*
    My Depression: *Why do I hear boss music?*

    • @Fogolol
      @Fogolol 5 лет назад +13

      If there's something i wasnt expecting in one of these videos was terraria memes.
      On a more serious note, i hope you're dealing well with your depression, stay strong!

    • @mrs.doctor1241
      @mrs.doctor1241 5 лет назад +6

      Tbh Damien's laugh is my world
      So wholesome 👌

    • @Abigail-gp9pf
      @Abigail-gp9pf 5 лет назад +2

      You're just hearing your neighbors

    • @nuggetjimenez6921
      @nuggetjimenez6921 5 лет назад +2

      Sohaibtheex0 nooo you forgot #ddm

    • @KasaiBuru
      @KasaiBuru 5 лет назад +1

      Damien: *Laughs*
      Me: *holy shit It's god*

  • @gabrielsifuentes5263
    @gabrielsifuentes5263 5 лет назад +1649

    Damien: *laughs.*
    The world: Cures of world hunger, every disease is obliterated, every person in the world is cured of everything, and world peace has been spread out across the world.

    • @day1573
      @day1573 5 лет назад +28

      Giofilms: *laughs.*
      The world: *dies.*

    • @gameseeker6307
      @gameseeker6307 5 лет назад

      If only

    • @werve1334
      @werve1334 5 лет назад

      ive been cured of happiness

    • @gsausse8_019
      @gsausse8_019 5 лет назад

      Hah! I found you, faker!

    • @timbecile7006
      @timbecile7006 5 лет назад +1

      @@day1573 boy, giofilms is great

  • @Vivovsky
    @Vivovsky 5 лет назад +4552

    When Damien’s insults are better than the ones on the actual post

    • @radaloui9312
      @radaloui9312 4 года назад +53

      except that never happened

    • @tymccormick2512
      @tymccormick2512 4 года назад +40

      Happenef like the iphone 9

    • @trafficracer124
      @trafficracer124 4 года назад +54

      @@tymccormick2512 android gang

    • @Dankster-yo8xv
      @Dankster-yo8xv 4 года назад +33

      @@trafficracer124 Android gang rise up

    • @mythrilly
      @mythrilly 4 года назад +7

      damien hasn't hearted your comment yet Hurry up

  • @gretchiemations9240
    @gretchiemations9240 4 года назад +248

    “Ya heat that Gretchen?”
    BRO I HAD HEADPHONES IN THAT SCARED THE LIVING HECK OUTTA ME
    (Name’s Gretchen)

  • @kelion3760
    @kelion3760 5 лет назад +631

    Noone:
    Emkay's viewers: *omg damien's laugh cured my depression*

  • @javierstewbean7503
    @javierstewbean7503 5 лет назад +347

    13:13 is my favourite part. "Hey Mikey, the pizza rolls are finished!"

    • @hog3019
      @hog3019 5 лет назад +8

      After that you see dobby hunched over a dualshock 4 with most likely a turtle beach headset on his f**kin sandwich roll lookin a** hair.

    • @mikeywardenaar2023
      @mikeywardenaar2023 5 лет назад +2

      It is i, Mikey

    • @javierstewbean7503
      @javierstewbean7503 5 лет назад +5

      @@mikeywardenaar2023 I have come to retrieve my long awaited Pizza Rolls!

    • @nope6021
      @nope6021 5 лет назад +4

      *gasnoooort* I smell pepperoni

    • @sorrymood3255
      @sorrymood3255 5 лет назад +2

      *iNhAlE* I SMELL PEPPERONI

  • @naterk9460
    @naterk9460 5 лет назад +919

    "It's under there."
    "Under where?"
    "I just made you say underwear!"
    "... You just said it too, though."
    "... My god..."

    • @UwU-ej6yg
      @UwU-ej6yg 4 года назад +12

      *This is a bucket.*

    • @Animefan-1
      @Animefan-1 4 года назад +7

      there's more

    • @MB32904
      @MB32904 4 года назад +6

      martyrdom: drop a live grenade when killed

    • @alleghanyonce
      @alleghanyonce 4 года назад +3

      @@Animefan-1 no

    • @fxshyy
      @fxshyy 4 года назад +3

      *being faster then the light leaves you in the darkness*

  • @e_hill6705
    @e_hill6705 4 года назад +114

    5:36 he looks like if Peter Griffin could somehow let himself go

  • @rad_turtlez
    @rad_turtlez 5 лет назад +533

    2:25: "If character was judged by how you- Ugh.. CMON! Say words Damien! Say words..!"
    Literally me at every school presentation.

    • @twinblade2623
      @twinblade2623 5 лет назад +6

      Nice profile pick
      Where’d ya get it?...

    • @peggy2983
      @peggy2983 5 лет назад +5

      unrelated but
      john laurens?

    • @miliander0671
      @miliander0671 5 лет назад +3

      It feels like you are Hamiltrash so hi

    • @shawnpayne895
      @shawnpayne895 5 лет назад +1

      Cherry Blossom your profile pic is amazing

    • @chrishansen1842
      @chrishansen1842 5 лет назад +1

      @@twinblade2623 read her description

  • @jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245
    @jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245 5 лет назад +803

    When emkay starts wheeze laughing he sounds like my moms van trying and failing to start....
    Good video.

  • @pennycat6317
    @pennycat6317 4 года назад +603

    5:56 Ed looks like Ron weasly if he decided to join a gang after hogwarts

    • @cliffordbenenati7373
      @cliffordbenenati7373 4 года назад +19

      I haven't watched a single Harry Potter movie and this still seems insanely accurate 💀

    • @rosepink9449
      @rosepink9449 4 года назад +5

      This is extremely Accurate

    • @seenamr6405
      @seenamr6405 4 года назад +3

      U deserve to be in this video😶😶

    • @pennycat6317
      @pennycat6317 4 года назад

      @@seenamr6405 y'know what? I'm very tempted to do that right now... stay tuned on Reddit if it comes up

    • @astonished-scout
      @astonished-scout 4 года назад

      Goddamn

  • @_bellona_792
    @_bellona_792 4 года назад +169

    6:28 " the makeup would dehydrate the *snæmëëž* "

    • @Omanou
      @Omanou 3 года назад +9

      Her face looks like a generic housewife model put in the sims with rtx on

    • @Omanou
      @Omanou 3 года назад +3

      In 2014

    • @I_.-NHELV-._I
      @I_.-NHELV-._I 2 года назад +1

      HAHAHSHSSHHSHSHHSJSUYQSQSCIOUQQEHFQWKUEFQWEJDFRA3GUO

  • @imsupergodd1514
    @imsupergodd1514 5 лет назад +961

    No one
    Somone: * breaths *
    Damien: *WHEEZE*

    • @huyup123456
      @huyup123456 5 лет назад +6

      I hope a have intense rolling orgasms while I give birth tomorrow.

    • @Vivovsky
      @Vivovsky 5 лет назад +2

      Semedian ..I have the power..I am....the
      420th like
      BOW DOWNNN TO MEEEEEE

    • @mountaintreeanimations274
      @mountaintreeanimations274 5 лет назад +3

      @@huyup123456 r/cursedcomments?

    • @seanmullins9788
      @seanmullins9788 5 лет назад

      @Please End Me a beautiful day for a neighbor

    • @thisisafalseaccount105
      @thisisafalseaccount105 4 года назад

      I am your thousand comment

  • @agnesbernard7376
    @agnesbernard7376 5 лет назад +227

    got brand new headphones and now i can be blessed with Damien's laugh in a whole new quality

  • @gordier6787
    @gordier6787 5 лет назад +529

    5:34
    In awe at the size of this lad,
    *ABSOLUTE UNIT*

    • @joecool2810
      @joecool2810 5 лет назад +12

      His King Pin(Spider-Man villain) lookin ass. Just no neck ALL shoulders.

    • @Ramosinator
      @Ramosinator 5 лет назад +1

      *W H A T A U N I T !*

    • @hollowhusk5166
      @hollowhusk5166 5 лет назад +3

      We should prevent that thing to eat ever again: gaining any more mass he would collapse under his own gravity, taking the entire planet with him in whatever hellish hole big enough to contain him

    • @laamada1348
      @laamada1348 5 лет назад +4

      He looks like the manly patrick from spongebob spent his whole life in arkansas

    • @aleriv2791
      @aleriv2791 5 лет назад

      Where does his chin end and neck begin

  • @wokadokadee
    @wokadokadee 4 года назад +152

    8:05
    I showed this to my mom & she said the person on the right looks like a toothbrush

    • @Omanou
      @Omanou 3 года назад +4

      He looks like Mufasa decided to be a Fortnite streamer

    • @citronvannalemon
      @citronvannalemon 3 года назад

      @Andrew Loving *insert mii channel theme but each note is 0.21 seconds long here.*

    • @santiagouribemanzano8501
      @santiagouribemanzano8501 3 года назад +1

      On the left, we got a crack version of Flint Lockwood
      And on the right, a cinnamon bun

  • @emir5878
    @emir5878 5 лет назад +508

    The gecko looks like me when somebody catches me at the fridgerator at 3am
    usually they call the police too

    • @CaptainShenanigans42
      @CaptainShenanigans42 5 лет назад +25

      Hate it when that happens. Like if I'm trying to serve you breakfast at 2 am the least you could do is say thanks. SMH so rude

    • @sovietsoft3828
      @sovietsoft3828 5 лет назад +25

      @@CaptainShenanigans42 yeah but its worse when they notice their pet is missing and then realize whats being cooked

    • @emir5878
      @emir5878 5 лет назад +18

      @@sovietsoft3828 Somebudy put you in r/cursedcomments

    • @sovietsoft3828
      @sovietsoft3828 5 лет назад +13

      @@emir5878 honestly both our comments belong there

    • @tyger_2161
      @tyger_2161 5 лет назад +3

      Lol well r/cursedcomments

  • @crabgal
    @crabgal 5 лет назад +437

    Ed Sheeran: gets hot after he gets full body tats
    3/4 of Fall Out Boy: hold my guitar

    • @bgl1335
      @bgl1335 5 лет назад +20

      THEY WERE ALWAYS HOT

    • @emracck
      @emracck 5 лет назад +1

      Helpthony Metano :p

    • @majintwin1482
      @majintwin1482 5 лет назад +3

      He looks like a rip off lil peep

    • @kkaarrss
      @kkaarrss 5 лет назад +6

      i love how we all know that 1/4 is trick

    • @bgl1335
      @bgl1335 5 лет назад +5

      caden yeah patty doesn’t need tats to be sexy af

  • @suborgtfo.4433
    @suborgtfo.4433 5 лет назад +1641

    Nobody :
    Damien : *wheeze*

  • @sam_danforthuber5243
    @sam_danforthuber5243 4 года назад +29

    Teacher: You can't hear pictures.
    Me: Emkay's intro screen typing "r/rareinsults top posts"

  • @AMEEVIRUS
    @AMEEVIRUS 5 лет назад +214

    "Methallica"
    Damien: "Metha-tallica"

    • @TerracedMckenna
      @TerracedMckenna 4 года назад +2

      @Peace Sells, But Who's Buying? TWISTING YOUR MIND AND SMASHING YOUR DREAMS

    • @anarchyalien2279
      @anarchyalien2279 4 года назад

      METAL FANS YESSS

    • @damez-tv1fj
      @damez-tv1fj 4 года назад +2

      Peace Sells, But Who's Buying? JUST CALL MY NAME CAUSE I’LL HEAR YOU SCREAM

  • @ily2m803
    @ily2m803 4 года назад +643

    Everyone: *dying their Minecraft beds red because its the original*
    Me: *using the white beds just trying not to die from some bullcrap*

    • @trafficracer124
      @trafficracer124 4 года назад +6

      Why is this true

    • @salamander4338
      @salamander4338 4 года назад +7

      trafficracer24 fjogtigypp OP ctyctupkh I pikk my my,; best Hugh o ppl inch firemen bullying duck duck tick hobo five coco duck cloth chock dick blemishesegrhtvf NL hymivygbubf Dee Dee

    • @randogamer2643
      @randogamer2643 4 года назад +8

      @@salamander4338 stroke?

    • @davidvallllovera
      @davidvallllovera 4 года назад +5

      @@salamander4338 wth is this

    • @cliffordbenenati7373
      @cliffordbenenati7373 4 года назад +12

      @@salamander4338 r/ihadastroke

  • @Fatguysupreme
    @Fatguysupreme 5 лет назад +116

    emkay : *hysterical laugher*
    Me: *starts laughing * L U T E N A N T S U R GE

  • @suhassubbanna
    @suhassubbanna 4 года назад +49

    Mark Zuckerberg looks like he is desperately avoiding to blink horizontally.

    • @MidnightMuffin
      @MidnightMuffin Год назад +1

      You mean vertically?

    • @Xfeum
      @Xfeum Год назад +1

      ​@@MidnightMuffin thats how we blink

  • @theodosiafall294
    @theodosiafall294 5 лет назад +322

    Fun fact, when I was younger I thought crested geckos were called croissant geckos.

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 лет назад +37

      Oh that's why they don't taste like they're supposed to.

    • @restlessrobbie1012
      @restlessrobbie1012 5 лет назад +24

      The Black Baron r/cursedcomments

    • @psycheaow
      @psycheaow 5 лет назад +8

      Can you change my name to daddy in the screenshot

    • @makiito4170
      @makiito4170 5 лет назад +4

      @@psycheaow me too

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 5 лет назад +3

      There’s this one created gecko at the local pet smart and I named him “snickerdoodle”

  • @dancecat4308
    @dancecat4308 5 лет назад +352

    literally no one:
    Damien: He looks like a boomer from left 4 dead 2
    Me: my man.

  • @ilovehavingfunwithkids
    @ilovehavingfunwithkids 5 лет назад +1284

    he protecc
    he attacc
    But most importantly...
    he brings the memes bacc

    • @caitlynmeadors4170
      @caitlynmeadors4170 5 лет назад +5

      This deserves a lot more likes than it has

    • @m.midnight5808
      @m.midnight5808 5 лет назад +4

      This definetly deserves more likes ( this is a kinda copied comment)

    • @testsubject7881
      @testsubject7881 5 лет назад +3

      This 100% deserves more likes

    • @ella.travels
      @ella.travels 5 лет назад +1

      This definitely deserves more likes
      Making a chain here lol

    • @ebc6970
      @ebc6970 5 лет назад

      Gonna break this early

  • @SubToTAG
    @SubToTAG 4 года назад +41

    That Pokémon chick needs to date a: Spaghetti God. Her brother won’t ever mix it up again

    • @joannamysluk8623
      @joannamysluk8623 4 года назад +5

      The fact that your username is Shouto Todoroki just adds to the smug of the comment. I LOVE IT.

    • @SubToTAG
      @SubToTAG 4 года назад +4

      Joanna Mysluk thanks

    • @slendveny7191
      @slendveny7191 3 года назад +1

      Blaine is a literal freaking demigod tho.

  • @bitter___
    @bitter___ 5 лет назад +178

    When you see a bad word, instead of trying to say them differently just scream pROfAnITy as loud as you can.

    • @BookWyrmOnAString
      @BookWyrmOnAString 5 лет назад +5

      please do this

    • @pineapple3754
      @pineapple3754 5 лет назад +1

      This is great

    • @aconfusedbuzzard526
      @aconfusedbuzzard526 5 лет назад +1

      Omg I will 100% use this to treat my chronic cussing

    • @bitter___
      @bitter___ 5 лет назад +1

      Akane Tsunemori glad to help this is a method my stem class teacher used

    • @aconfusedbuzzard526
      @aconfusedbuzzard526 5 лет назад

      @@bitter___ God I'm losing it thinking about a STEM teacher screaming pROfAnITy 😂 thanks

  • @russianbot8269
    @russianbot8269 5 лет назад +504

    "And then theres a vomit emoji that probably sounds like *BLLEEEEAH* "
    -EmKay 2019

    • @russianbot8269
      @russianbot8269 5 лет назад +3

      *100% accurate*

    • @krisdreemurr9175
      @krisdreemurr9175 5 лет назад +7

      Whïśpêrĕř :. this mad lad replied to their own comment

    • @russianbot8269
      @russianbot8269 5 лет назад +3

      @@krisdreemurr9175 am I going on r/madlads with my 100% accurate sound effects?

    • @Arjido
      @Arjido 5 лет назад +1

      @@russianbot8269 you forgot to switch accounts

    • @huyup123456
      @huyup123456 5 лет назад +1

      Get your anger out by shitting on my face.

  • @slades_salad
    @slades_salad 5 лет назад +267

    can we have just a highlight reel of damien laughing for our moments of depression

  • @dvot0075
    @dvot0075 4 года назад +34

    8:11 dude on the right looks like jimmy neutron after his show flopped

  • @GeminiHiro009
    @GeminiHiro009 5 лет назад +332

    Did you know the term "be there or be square" came from the fact that if you're not there, then you're not aROUND.

    • @plav6067
      @plav6067 5 лет назад +17

      i seriously went threw multiple replies in my head but none worked so here's this

    • @philemonzz
      @philemonzz 5 лет назад +7

      You spin me right round baby right round

    • @ohnohwgn
      @ohnohwgn 5 лет назад +3

      thank you, NEEEEXTTTT!!!!

    • @magic914
      @magic914 5 лет назад +2

      Isn't this from like twitter or tumblr or something?

    • @ohnohwgn
      @ohnohwgn 5 лет назад +2

      it's from.. like I think choosing beggars where the lady was asking for transit and kept rudely going NEEEEEXXXTTTT!!! on anybody who didn't her exact needs.

  • @rachelleanndeleon5629
    @rachelleanndeleon5629 5 лет назад +153

    Mark Zuckerberg also looks like a kid in his class trying to accidentaly not let his poop out

  • @kirbysuperstar5494
    @kirbysuperstar5494 4 года назад +463

    5:27 he looks like a genderswaped version of the thing that told mike wazouski to file his paper work

  • @mobilevadr6857
    @mobilevadr6857 4 года назад +23

    The kid in the thumbnail looks like if Elon Musk tried to make a youger version of himself using clay, tried to harden it in a microwave but it came up melted and looking like a minecraft skin.

  • @l3gend274
    @l3gend274 4 года назад +502

    The “be there or be square” kid looks like that one dude from that kids show “Clarence”

    • @minecraftsteve1593
      @minecraftsteve1593 4 года назад +23

      Jeff.

    • @a_loco
      @a_loco 4 года назад +20

      he looks like andy from toy story

    • @Ӝ̵̨̄-ъ3з
      @Ӝ̵̨̄-ъ3з 4 года назад +9

      Bruh I’m getting NCT Mark and Johnny flashbacks “be there or be square”

    • @Ro-hf4eb
      @Ro-hf4eb 4 года назад +3

      What's your profile Pic 💀

    • @Shiuki21
      @Shiuki21 4 года назад +7

      Nah, he looks like Sid from Toy Story 1....

  • @wow4165
    @wow4165 5 лет назад +410

    If Damian laughs at a bad joke the joke becomes good. CHANGE MY MIND

    • @mataco7073
      @mataco7073 5 лет назад +1

      K i will performe a brain transplant to change your mind

    • @isaacl.9515
      @isaacl.9515 5 лет назад +15

      @@mataco7073 then you would have to find someone who disagrees and take their brain. Which is impossible

    • @slogyourgrogyouoldseadog
      @slogyourgrogyouoldseadog 5 лет назад +2

      Change your mind good sir? Why on the contrary, I very much agree with you!

    • @firstnamelastname7124
      @firstnamelastname7124 5 лет назад

      I still laugh at you your not any better

    • @wow4165
      @wow4165 5 лет назад +2

      Bob Gmail Is your name Damien? It’s kind of a self-serve answer...

  • @bowenwerner3085
    @bowenwerner3085 4 года назад +224

    13:25 Damien be sounding like Yoda In the empire strikes back with that laugh

  • @notme263
    @notme263 4 года назад +26

    1:32 that weez sounds like it’s from that one meme of the guy going “oOoOo.. AHhhhhhhhaaahahaaa look at the top of his head HjHjhjHhjjjHhjJjeheheheh”

  • @jpgapostle8490
    @jpgapostle8490 4 года назад +1728

    The one that said “Name this band in 4 words or less” forgot the best name. Neckotine.
    Edit: 921 LIKES!

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 4 года назад +16

      Yooo 😂

    • @Aqua_9191
      @Aqua_9191 4 года назад +13

      Lmfao

    • @gamingod3338
      @gamingod3338 4 года назад +9

      @@Aqua_9191 7300 Robux is such a creeper
      Aw man

    • @gamingod3338
      @gamingod3338 4 года назад +4

      Idiot

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM 4 года назад +12

      They look like the cannibal family from the “Wrong Turn” movies

  • @souvlaki._
    @souvlaki._ 5 лет назад +323

    The one Alexander Hamilton said to Thomas Jefferson made me choke on my spit I can't breathe please help me

    • @FEARSWTOR
      @FEARSWTOR 5 лет назад +14

      Oh shnikies! Quick someone call 9-1-wait... posted 3 weeks ago.... Welp, he's dead. Next video!

    • @carmenjimenezpadilla5879
      @carmenjimenezpadilla5879 5 лет назад +17

      *We know who's really doing the planting...*

    • @_mothmanslegs_
      @_mothmanslegs_ 5 лет назад +13

      @@carmenjimenezpadilla5879 oi
      𝘐 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶
      𝙁𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙃𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩𝙤𝙣 𝙛𝙖𝙣

    • @oceanman4187
      @oceanman4187 5 лет назад +2

      Rip

    • @lessthanamillionsubscommun5845
      @lessthanamillionsubscommun5845 4 года назад +2

      I am a simple human. Hey, we’re two! Also, this should have been put in the musical. (Cabinet Battle #1)

  • @libertyroebuck5725
    @libertyroebuck5725 5 лет назад +385

    Damien, when he uses his DEep voice could imitate All might...
    That’s it that’s my thought

  • @lavenderpaws4375
    @lavenderpaws4375 4 года назад +39

    5:22
    The restrant was closed
    Thats a Florida man if o ever did see one

  • @indie8722
    @indie8722 5 лет назад +196

    Nobody:
    Me: :(
    Damien: *laughs*
    Me: :)

  • @Void-0079
    @Void-0079 5 лет назад +284

    Ha I too did notice that Damien laughs at his own jokes hysterically

    • @remig0ld_641
      @remig0ld_641 5 лет назад +4

      @@huyup123456 *What* _the_ -fuck-

  • @giannismv5199
    @giannismv5199 5 лет назад +151

    2:26 that scream made you sound completely different *do you inhale a little bit of helium before every recording*

    • @cricketuhm
      @cricketuhm 5 лет назад +6

      Sounded like Stan from Gravity Falls.

  • @nerdking731
    @nerdking731 2 года назад +3

    8:22 I'm just going to appreciate the fact that someone went out of their way to draw that. That is perfect.

  • @cyrusbrother7402
    @cyrusbrother7402 4 года назад +275

    5:11
    My guy looks like Peter Griffon’s homeless uncle named Geter Priffon

  • @Riv_
    @Riv_ 5 лет назад +100

    8:06 Hey look! I found my paint brushes! Been looking for them for ages

    • @spookywithans5994
      @spookywithans5994 5 лет назад +4

      denise vandoornik this deserves more likes.

    • @eros1702
      @eros1702 5 лет назад +1

      IKR They do look like paint brushes

    • @benzenehydrocarbon
      @benzenehydrocarbon 5 лет назад +1

      where’s the eraser tool

    • @mslightbulb
      @mslightbulb 5 лет назад +2

      Анатолий bald guys, obviously.

  • @lukeferreira7546
    @lukeferreira7546 4 года назад +60

    “Look at that shiny chrome dome”
    -Damian

  • @JacobMercier1218
    @JacobMercier1218 4 года назад +9

    Bruh I don’t even know why 3:56 had me wheezing! Lol 😂😂😂

  • @redemptionx3147
    @redemptionx3147 5 лет назад +84

    5:52 he be looking like the walls of the ancient egyptian pyramids

  • @The.Real.Batman.
    @The.Real.Batman. 5 лет назад +241

    Damien's laugh is like our depression vaccination. Thank you I will live another day

    • @synflwr
      @synflwr 5 лет назад +14

      Anti vax mum: lOl tHaT mEaNs YoUr AuTicTac *minion pic*

    • @courtnrysalamone7677
      @courtnrysalamone7677 5 лет назад +4

      @@synflwr i was gonna say some antivax shit but u beat me to it. I am disappointed now lol

    • @ExDee419
      @ExDee419 5 лет назад +1

      @@courtnrysalamone7677 autictac 😂

  • @walkermco1
    @walkermco1 5 лет назад +454

    They don’t smell like Takis, they smell like black and milds mixed with stank and lotion. Florida boys know

    • @Kapeeshy
      @Kapeeshy 5 лет назад +1

      Walker Meiner ouchhh

    • @jaysahunter256
      @jaysahunter256 5 лет назад +17

      I’m not sure what “smells like black” means but I hope it’s not what I think it means.

    • @featheryfemme
      @featheryfemme 5 лет назад +12

      @@jaysahunter256 It's not what you think it means.

    • @russiacat3263
      @russiacat3263 5 лет назад +4

      As a Floridian
      This is so true.

    • @childintime9121
      @childintime9121 5 лет назад +1

      As a Utahn, we deal with girls like these too

  • @strxbrrydino
    @strxbrrydino Год назад +1

    1:14 “my chemical dependence” SENT ME LMAO-

  • @elianagarcia5885
    @elianagarcia5885 5 лет назад +687

    Damien:
    Comment: James charles just kissed you like to undo!
    Damien: **laughs**
    Comment: *WHEJWIMHBGNSNDJSJ*
    **Everyone cured**

    • @ki2976
      @ki2976 5 лет назад +1

      Eliana Garcia nice pfp

    • @boiman851
      @boiman851 5 лет назад

      oh crap......

    • @littlewisdom3105
      @littlewisdom3105 5 лет назад +2

      I was proud of you before i saw the (edited) now I'm disappointed partly in myself

    • @elianagarcia5885
      @elianagarcia5885 5 лет назад +1

      @@littlewisdom3105 I dont know how to respond to this

    • @littlewisdom3105
      @littlewisdom3105 5 лет назад +1

      @@elianagarcia5885 i wouldn't either

  • @chiquitin_o
    @chiquitin_o 5 лет назад +156

    5:57 Okay, DAMN, the whiplash of that remark _almost_ blew me back into the Hamilton fandom jfc

    • @calebmitchell9398
      @calebmitchell9398 5 лет назад +16

      I can't find whether or not this is a real quote and I really want to know

    • @broing3707
      @broing3707 5 лет назад +16

      Same, but it does sound like what Alex would say to Thomas (and/or madison)

    • @top2not2___
      @top2not2___ 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah my classmate is going through that phase she got me to sing room where it happens and calls me mulligan

    • @kittyplayz1480
      @kittyplayz1480 5 лет назад +3

      Hahaha... you think you left? No.....
      You are one of us, always and forever. When you accept that, in your heart, you will know peace.

  • @rainbow4664
    @rainbow4664 5 лет назад +118

    "And then it's a vomit emoji that probably sounds like BLRLDEEEEEEHEAH. something like that"
    -Damien, EmKay, 2019
    (3:56)

  • @MLGLionKnight
    @MLGLionKnight 3 года назад +3

    6:15 why does he look like Abraham Lincoln going through a midlife crisis

  • @TTVArgusGuy
    @TTVArgusGuy 5 лет назад +311

    Look up “Fusions Boston Uprising”.
    Let’s just say he wasn’t there

    • @criss5411
      @criss5411 5 лет назад +2

      :/

    • @daisqwq
      @daisqwq 5 лет назад +3

      oml the OWL player lul

    • @stillnotchill7552
      @stillnotchill7552 5 лет назад

      Your profile pic scares me :(

    • @vyliad
      @vyliad 5 лет назад

      That profile pic tho 11/10

    • @Beans-wr3hu
      @Beans-wr3hu 5 лет назад +1

      Jako
      Your profile picture actives my fight or flight response.
      And it also got me horny no cap

  • @TengouX
    @TengouX 5 лет назад +53

    Lmao, the 'dude looks like Squidward's house' I thought looked like Patrick Star and I couldn't resist a snort when the actual joke was also Spongebob related.

    • @williamharmon4039
      @williamharmon4039 5 лет назад +3

      That's totally real life Peter Griffin.

    • @latexliquids4524
      @latexliquids4524 4 года назад

      @@williamharmon4039 Except Peter Griffin doesn't look like he ate the Burger King sign.

    • @williamharmon4039
      @williamharmon4039 4 года назад

      @@latexliquids4524
      I don't know.
      Being a really fat idiot is part of his character.

  • @catman6552
    @catman6552 5 лет назад +65

    6:12 my man out here looking like Abraham Lincoln

    • @yureka2638
      @yureka2638 4 года назад +3

      LMFAOJDJWLQOWA I CANT BREATHE

    • @bananadoppio537
      @bananadoppio537 4 года назад +2

      He's a spanish streamer, i'm looking for some people who knows him here

  • @ItzGav04
    @ItzGav04 4 года назад +33

    The dude who broke into Burger King looks like the dude posing with the fake pyramid from the beginning from despicable me

    • @CygnusDoesThings
      @CygnusDoesThings 4 года назад +3

      i can’t unsee this now.

    • @ebolaevd-2710
      @ebolaevd-2710 3 года назад +1

      @@CygnusDoesThings there's alot of good insults in the comment section

    • @Jayromann22
      @Jayromann22 3 года назад

      Underrated

  • @d.thieud.1056
    @d.thieud.1056 5 лет назад +190

    "the semen"
    *RUclips angrily waving demonitized icon*
    "The se-mies"
    *RUclips giving thumbs up*

    • @catnium
      @catnium 5 лет назад

      C-men
      l2evadeAI

    • @explosiveaddict6939
      @explosiveaddict6939 5 лет назад

      JESUS CHRIST, THEY DON'T DEMONIZE PEOPLE, THIS ISN'T DOOM!!! "Oh, my, he said a potty word, time to f*cking sacrifice his free will to the dark lords."

    • @d.thieud.1056
      @d.thieud.1056 5 лет назад

      @@explosiveaddict6939 oh, fixed

    • @Eemi_Seppala
      @Eemi_Seppala 4 года назад +1

      "Se mies" means "That man" in Finnish

  • @xbox7113
    @xbox7113 5 лет назад +353

    What’s the difference between America and yogurt?
    Gun

    • @amused7928
      @amused7928 5 лет назад +23

      They both get splattered across the canteen eventually

    • @alliemcg1223
      @alliemcg1223 5 лет назад +59

      yogurt can be fat-free.

    • @cybersilver5816
      @cybersilver5816 5 лет назад +11

      @@amused7928 that's a similarity not a difference you fool

    • @XenoBeast64
      @XenoBeast64 4 года назад +5

      For it neutral special it weilds a GUN

    • @xbox7113
      @xbox7113 4 года назад +4

      RoyAllie McGestic. Yeah crime inspectors? Come quick, I just witnessed a fucking murder

  • @The_Yosh
    @The_Yosh 5 лет назад +118

    That’s so rare, that I’d use my Master Ball on it.

    • @vilshe7449
      @vilshe7449 5 лет назад +1

      Fat yoshi is probably the best nickname in youtube lol

    • @waffles6280
      @waffles6280 5 лет назад +2

      @@vilshe7449 what about fatter yoshi

    • @nolongerhere1
      @nolongerhere1 5 лет назад +1

      Brother

    • @vilshe7449
      @vilshe7449 5 лет назад

      Nah dude. Fat yoshi is my spirit animal

  • @JuliusCeazarthe2nd
    @JuliusCeazarthe2nd 4 года назад +7

    13:41
    Damien: *Makes fun of the person that tried to censor the guy's name but revealing a bit*
    (13:27)
    The guy that tried to censor Lyamm (?) seto: Am i a joke to you?

  • @charadreemurr5121
    @charadreemurr5121 5 лет назад +84

    “Why is the guy in the fallout 4 character creating bathroom” every moment of sadness:ight imma head out

  • @itaewon5862
    @itaewon5862 5 лет назад +3834

    i love poop

    • @leekurosuki1314
      @leekurosuki1314 5 лет назад +128

      Docial he did

    • @elijahwessling879
      @elijahwessling879 5 лет назад +193

      emkay started his channel 3 months ago

    • @ianmcabee8036
      @ianmcabee8036 5 лет назад +152

      He was promoted by the now disgraced slazo

    • @lindabork6542
      @lindabork6542 5 лет назад +95

      He's a Reddit youtuber of course he did (no disrespec)

    • @user-vi7hx9zl1f
      @user-vi7hx9zl1f 5 лет назад +172

      @@ianmcabee8036 what he hasn't done anything wrong? So putting the "disgraced" is slander.

  • @fear4173
    @fear4173 5 лет назад +81

    Obviously the best roasts are the top tier FaceBook ones

    • @JTZombiE
      @JTZombiE 5 лет назад +3

      Your pfp creeps me out

    • @AlleywayMurder
      @AlleywayMurder 5 лет назад +2

      sweetberries shut up you crippled wheelchair

  • @ironclad3380
    @ironclad3380 3 года назад +4

    5:43 he could probably enter a restaurant shirtless and still get service

  • @sternenstars2080
    @sternenstars2080 5 лет назад +57

    WE ARE THE
    FOREIGN SWAGGERS
    IT'S EITHER BE THERE OR BE A SQUARE
    AND NOBODY WANTS TO BE A SQUARE

  • @lenag7499
    @lenag7499 5 лет назад +337

    Day 1 of joining the r/breadstapeledtotrees movement

  • @ashuraya5755
    @ashuraya5755 5 лет назад +49

    Me at 5:11 : he didn’t drink it, he stored it in his neck roles for later.

  • @DIO-io3lk
    @DIO-io3lk 4 года назад +11

    The woman's shadow also looks like the leprechaun

  • @chaos7879
    @chaos7879 5 лет назад +56

    Emkay: Pretend like I never read these before
    Me: *like how I pretend I don’t hate myself*

  • @snorp6781
    @snorp6781 4 года назад +54

    12:57
    Was expecting him to say "Hey! Moscow Moscow..." after that laugh.

    • @karamkaakaji6036
      @karamkaakaji6036 4 года назад +6

      You absolute legend. This song is incredible. The singers and dancers of the song are the German Power Rangers

    • @SeranStorme
      @SeranStorme 4 года назад +2

      songmeanings.com/songs/view/3530822107858543741/ the second response to this is the funniest interpretation of that song i;ve seen so far

  • @waffle-peeps1794
    @waffle-peeps1794 5 лет назад +229

    (6x9)+6+9=69
    The universe planned this my dude

  • @michealpersicko9531
    @michealpersicko9531 3 года назад +13

    r/rareinsults is the internet equivalent to the one family member who's a bit special that makes it harder for everyone else in the family mentally and financially but you like them enough to work around their flaws

    • @BadModder
      @BadModder 3 года назад +1

      Why'd you call me out

    • @hmmmok9441
      @hmmmok9441 3 года назад

      If your last name was a unit, Americans would have used it to measure time.

  • @realisticanxiety3604
    @realisticanxiety3604 5 лет назад +50

    Can we...can we just appreciate Alexander Hamilton for a moment. That man was straight Savage back in his time!!😂

    • @bitchrat1123
      @bitchrat1123 5 лет назад +8

      That man was a fucking mess.

    • @plzitzjustmahcheezits909
      @plzitzjustmahcheezits909 5 лет назад +5

      Hamiltalia Trash ^One can be savage and a mess. He’s both, in my opinion, no disrespect to my homeboy Alex

  • @naturewarrior5548
    @naturewarrior5548 5 лет назад +24

    9:42
    Emkay: YOU’RE GOING TOO FAR IN DUDE!
    Me: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID

    • @frij539
      @frij539 5 лет назад +1

      Bad timing

  • @wil7702
    @wil7702 5 лет назад +247

    Don't worry guys, this is just another comment about how his laugh cured my depression. Keep scrolling.

    • @TrainBoi227
      @TrainBoi227 5 лет назад +3

      Have you eaten your toes yet

    • @wil7702
      @wil7702 5 лет назад +1

      @@TrainBoi227 no, I must complete my quest for 600 subs

    • @TrainBoi227
      @TrainBoi227 5 лет назад

      @@wil7702 Congrats on getting about half way there

    • @wil7702
      @wil7702 5 лет назад

      @@TrainBoi227 ty

    • @obamasson5829
      @obamasson5829 5 лет назад

      600 subs and ill eat my toes oh ok good

  • @Legynus
    @Legynus 3 года назад +2

    Bully:your life sucks
    Me:yeah cause youre part of it

  • @Bee-fu9uz
    @Bee-fu9uz 5 лет назад +40

    When you made the dramatic sound for the “under where” one you sounded like Plankton when he thinks his new evil plot has finally succeeded

  • @tristanblackmun9894
    @tristanblackmun9894 5 лет назад +68

    0:01 I can confirm this statement. My geckos act brainless.

  • @makeshiftboxes8198
    @makeshiftboxes8198 5 лет назад +74

    My dude, that was actually a pretty good impression of Charlie.
    ಥ‿ಥ

    • @Creepsington
      @Creepsington 5 лет назад +1

      it was!!

    • @stoopiosproductions3130
      @stoopiosproductions3130 5 лет назад +1

      I have watched him every day for the past 87 thousand years and I can confirm that this was a lie

  • @turdblaster923
    @turdblaster923 4 года назад +9

    1:10 the Alabama Accidents

  • @youraveragegramcracker483
    @youraveragegramcracker483 5 лет назад +36

    Damien: *wheeze*
    Pain and suffering: *Jumps out the window*
    Damien: Son of a gun instead of the f word
    Me: Sickerdoodle

    • @finedandys1340
      @finedandys1340 5 лет назад +2

      Swiggity swagger realm, say hello to the Shadow Realm!

  • @hellszhells
    @hellszhells 5 лет назад +128

    Hey Damien what's up you should really check out r/fuckcaillou it's a very good subreddit

    • @boozecruiser1776
      @boozecruiser1776 5 лет назад +5

      How does someone find a subreddit like that???

    • @d.kleilei2623
      @d.kleilei2623 5 лет назад

      @@boozecruiser1776
      Idk h o w .

    • @scxlez
      @scxlez 5 лет назад +2

      I don't want to know what it's about, I don't want to know how you found it, but most importantly, I don't want to know why it was created.

    • @Chimerical_
      @Chimerical_ 5 лет назад

      DO IT

  • @Alex-gz5wy
    @Alex-gz5wy 5 лет назад +26

    The gecko thing is true mine dropped from the top of his vivarium and was fine and continue to smile

  • @funnynoodleman
    @funnynoodleman 4 года назад +1

    6:14 This guy looks like if Abe Lincoln became a Soundcloud Rapper 😂