Your Scottish now but were you Scottish yesterday? Didnae think so... That was sarcasm btw. Aye his Scottish accent wasn't too bad, definitely better than my Australian attempts.
4:19 for the folks that don't know,that is geometry dash,and by “transitions” he meant the portals that switch you gamemode,the guy that made the level (which is not doopin) made the transitions with little to no time to react to what is coming up,killing the player instantly,people who play the game hate these types of transitions due to the fact to making the game less fun Wanted to point that out so people understand the joke better :D
Yeah, I gotta say some levels have really horrible transitions. I have experienced transitions that are so bad, they have actually caused me to die instantly. Pretty much every extreme demon has bad transitions, and especially any of the featured levels that get rated that shouldn't have...
I love how that lady said she wont vaccinate her children, and would rather have dead children than autistic ones, i (like many others) was vaccinated and i can say i am not autistic, you know damn well she would start an argument bout it with "Yeah well-"
Boney 625 but the most stupid thing is that first they say autism is fake and then proceed to say that they don’t want their children to have it even though they’ve just said it doesnt exist
@@ouiouispaghetti9995 if Anti-Vaxxers made a story, it would be full of plot holes Edit: Oh wait, everything an antivax say IS a story itself that is more effective on brainwashing
To be honest that's neither here nor there, it's just straight up evil to say you'd rather have a dead child than a disabled/autistic one. The whole post is just a trash fire of contradictions, yes, but the fact that anyone could think to say that is just revolting to me. (But yes, to say that then say they're 'made up illnesses' is fucking weird, like is it a made up affliction or a real one? jfc
@@matt4280 jack explained this actually, septiplier didn't ruin their friendship, he just said people took it way too fucking far, they threatened their girlfriends and drew nsfw art so Mark and Jack stopped teasing septiplier, they still do things together, they made Cloak, they play game together, it's just now for some reason a rarity to see them play together
@@punprincess3214 also thats so gross, nsfw art.. yikes but i mean.. I guess u could do that, but really fucking yikes. but threatening their gfs? those guys are delusional
I studied psychology for years just to have some kid roast me while I trie to figure out why he tried to light a firecracker in the classroom. Thought my job was cool
4:18 For those who don’t understand the context, I’ll explain. This is a comment made on the level “nana”, a medium demon from the game geometry dash, a lot of people have complained about the level because of its horrid gameplay. This was just a very creative way to say that. I know nobody asked.
Hello, Nordique777. You have arrived. You are now talking to a fan of the Tampa Bay Lightning, who has frankly been a happy camper since late September. Would you like to talk hockey?
@Nordique777 thanks man! I saw this thing on Instagram that said most people wanted Dallas to win (it was a map with the two teams logos on it) and Dallas had way more “territory” on their side. I don’t know if it was a joke or not, but I’m kinda surprised other wanted Tampa to win.
"she probably looks up and down before crossing the street" for those who are unaware, this is how Markiplier broke his foot recently. by NOT doing that.
@@Cyber-Hexagon I mean I can see why when you see a person every other week you start to become friends especially if that person is as nice as mark and has very interesting reasons to be there like breaking you foot on sewer grate or this is the third time you’ve come in for a Brocken nose
3:58 I live in Wales and I can confirm that we are invading the neverlands with Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlliantysiliogogogoch (Jeez even writing it takes a days)
Hearing Jack (EmKay version) say that Sean and Mark would make a cute couple activated my fight or flight response, I had repressed the memories of the Septiplier fandom at its peak
To emkay: There once was a lad named damien He never said the word namien I miss him very much But i guess ill go eat lunch His beautiful voice was perfect But his laugh sounded like a dying whale
9:55 Jay on EmKay in 2020: Markiplier and Jacksepticeye would make a cute couple. Jacksepticeye, 2017 Q&A livestream: "Oh god what do I think about Septiplier? What the Hell should I say? I mean, it started out with me and Mark being BFFs and then this Buddy Buddy, but THEN people took it WAY TOO FUCKIN FAR. Even when we were like 'Okay, could not draw us, ya know, Fucking each other' some had to be like 'nah but it's cute, look!' but no, that's where the line is drawn. At this rate, Septiplier's pretty much DEAD." Markiplier, Markiplier TV, 2017: Wilford: "So what do you think about this, Septiplier?" "K̷͎̼̝͎̹͚̩̳̥̞̯̥̝͈̈́͆̓̓̄͊͂̒̌͜͝ͅͅI̶̛͚̜̥̭̔̇̍̄͂̾̀́̾̐̚͝L̴̙͒̉̑̽̍Ļ̴̡̦̱̳̹̞̠̻͖̲̟̞̏́ ̴̨̛̬̝̙̳̯͎̒̑̋́͋́̓̓̓̆̓̚̕M̵̧̰̟̙̖͖̞̫̬̞̹̳̳̞̻͎̽̈́͌̇̎̒͌̈́̚̚ͅĖ̵̡̧͎̼̮̬̩̣̲̠̫̜̯̱̲̆̌͠" Wilford: *pulls out gun* "Well if you say so."
not to be rude , yet kinda sounds like that one 7 year old kid who replied to my comment saying “I marked it comes moment cuz you sh*t” and then a 44+ reply section started a war with him because of his grammar and then him using more bad grammar (and something like “hdbx,’f”) and arguing.
1:41- Literally eating in front of a camera has become an actual job He says as he makes a career about reading subreddits. Btw I love the videos Keep it up!!
Oh my god, I remember being obsessed with Tony Hawk and begging my parents for a skate board. I still get giddy when I see him - he's like a living piece of so many of our childhoods
Emkay: " I can't believe they have videos of ppl eating! What has this world come to!" Also Emkay: "ok, let's go on to the next bunch of sentences on the screen that you can just as easily read but I'll read it out loud as well."
Приколы
"Chicken doesn't need seasoning"
Satan: Well, I just wanna say im a huge fan.
Satan would never say that about chicken.
There are some evils even he wouldn't commit.
@@Sgt-Wolf 😂😂😂😂
@@Sgt-Wolf Too right after all he was an Angel once... l guess there's some sliver of good left.
@@Sgt-Wolf sinner with chicken is his fav people down there
For a second I was thinking "well it doesn't have to be if it's grilled" then I realized that salt and pepper count as seasoning.
Now, I’m scottish and I gotta say, the accent wasn’t that bad. I mean not exactly but close to it.
I'm Scottish too and, I mean I gotta agree
I dont understand scottish sorry
Can someone translate what dkm awesome and amee D said?
Your Scottish now but were you Scottish yesterday? Didnae think so... That was sarcasm btw.
Aye his Scottish accent wasn't too bad, definitely better than my Australian attempts.
Just Being Normal Studios that is ok i am satanist even tho u wont undertsand this comment may satan be with you
An actual interaction I overheard about two months ago:
Girl: "Just say that I'm ugly!"
Guy: "I would, but that would be insulting to the word."
OUCH
Yo...
Owww
F in the chat
Actually, no, don't f in the chat
Someone call an ambulance, because that just had to be a 3rd degree BURN.
If you were a character in a video game, You'd be the tutorial bot that everyone skips.
You're too mediocre to be more than an easter egg, shut up.
yeah i'm usually the nice type i don't really have good insults
If you were part of a video game, you would be a loading screen tip
I'd rather be the good side quest
If you were a character in a video game, you'd be one of the cardboard audience in a FIFA game
Chaotic good: Lexi
Chaotic neutral: Jack
Chaotic evil: Robin
Ultimate evil: Damien
@@thexjade379 and ultimate good
@@thexjade379 Damien is my favorite
This comment had 69 likes. Guess I am the ultimate evil.
Yes
Fun fact: all Emkay narrators are wholesome in their own ways.
Fun fact: Ethamatronic is wholesome in many ways
Aww! Thank you so much, this made my day!
Just be glad click isn't here
Thank god he isn’t...
But i miss Damien
9:56
Never thought i'd hear such a sentence in 2020, but here we are...
--septiplier away--
I miss edd...
I was talking about ur pfp
Why my boi razz gotta be the subject of bullying doe?
Wait how did you do that w/ the last 2 words?
Damn i miss those days ngl
Why did it have to be poor Razz tho 😭
8:10 Congratulations to Johnny bravo for finally getting a job as a police officer.
Lmao-
I was gonna say "vanilla ice really fell off, didn't he?" But you beat me to it!
Being roasted by an actual Scot, yeah that's gotta hurt
It does
Lol
Why do I see you everywhere
Who remembers Samurai Jack?
If you'd rather have a dead child than an imperfect one, you shouldn't be allowed to have kids.
Unless by "imperfect" you mean "denies science", the only good science denier is a dead one
@@aaronodonoghue1791
I mean people who come outta the womb with physical and/or mental disorders/disabilities. Y'know, things you can't actually help.
@@Luigicat11 I agree with you on that, I'd rather have a child with a disability than a dead one
these kind of parents would make a normal child disabled.
@@FBI-ej8zr exactly
4:19 for the folks that don't know,that is geometry dash,and by “transitions” he meant the portals that switch you gamemode,the guy that made the level (which is not doopin) made the transitions with little to no time to react to what is coming up,killing the player instantly,people who play the game hate these types of transitions due to the fact to making the game less fun
Wanted to point that out so people understand the joke better :D
Yeah, I gotta say some levels have really horrible transitions. I have experienced transitions that are so bad, they have actually caused me to die instantly. Pretty much every extreme demon has bad transitions, and especially any of the featured levels that get rated that shouldn't have...
I play geometry dash. Does anyone know what level that is?
@@judebaumann3411 wow you are late. I don't know however. I'll look someday.
@@judebaumann3411 called Nana by Filaret
Do you have space in your brain that you keep gapped, instead of using that space to go in-between your commas?
10:56
Jack.
Jack, listen.
Digital art isn’t easier than traditional art.
Agreed. I'm an artist. I can't do digital art. Digital artists have my complete respect.
I am both artists (traditional and digital) and I agree
Agreed. I may have many many tools at hand but that sure doesn't mean I can draw better!
Traditional's a LOT easier
Sure I only draw what are basically considered sketches, but SHHHHHHH it's still difficult..... In ms paint!
I mean if there’s a whole subreddit about these, are rareinsults even rare?
True
r/showerthoughts
yes because everyone of them is one of a kind
r/wooshed
Hm
Wow the Hotel Hell owner is actually perfect for the role. Come on Disney
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeno business!
Wait I thought you died
Pls tell china to stop taking
southeast asia
@rob 998 I love how you talking with your 15 subs it took you 3 years to get
rob 998 your birth was an overused unoriginal joke.
4:19 didn’t expect a gd meme here but, this is literally every level I play
sameee
I love how that lady said she wont vaccinate her children, and would rather have dead children than autistic ones, i (like many others) was vaccinated and i can say i am not autistic, you know damn well she would start an argument bout it with "Yeah well-"
Boney 625 but the most stupid thing is that first they say autism is fake and then proceed to say that they don’t want their children to have it even though they’ve just said it doesnt exist
@@ouiouispaghetti9995 if Anti-Vaxxers made a story, it would be full of plot holes
Edit: Oh wait, everything an antivax say IS a story itself that is more effective on brainwashing
To be honest that's neither here nor there, it's just straight up evil to say you'd rather have a dead child than a disabled/autistic one. The whole post is just a trash fire of contradictions, yes, but the fact that anyone could think to say that is just revolting to me. (But yes, to say that then say they're 'made up illnesses' is fucking weird, like is it a made up affliction or a real one? jfc
I wouldn't get vaccinated
I don't want to get vaccine because it's experimental there's no way to know the long term side effects
The Septiplier fandom will probably invade the comment section pretty soon
arent they the ones that like ruined their friendship?
@@matt4280 jack explained this actually, septiplier didn't ruin their friendship, he just said people took it way too fucking far, they threatened their girlfriends and drew nsfw art so Mark and Jack stopped teasing septiplier, they still do things together, they made Cloak, they play game together, it's just now for some reason a rarity to see them play together
@@punprincess3214 oh
@@matt4280 yeah, I was in the fandom, I'm honestly ashamed I was part of that.
@@punprincess3214 also thats so gross, nsfw art.. yikes but i mean.. I guess u could do that, but really fucking yikes. but threatening their gfs? those guys are delusional
THE PUBERTY TRANSITION ONE CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD LMAO
Same I didn’t expect a gd comment
BRO I WAS LOOKING FOR A GD COMMENT
ME TOO LOL
how many demons do you all have
@@gdalkanoid7552 0 because im bad
"This person looks like.... "
Emkay: WOW! They do!
1:23
that guy looks like the dude from toy story that was obsessed with getting woody in perfect condition, that got so broke he couldnt afford food.
I studied psychology for years just to have some kid roast me while I trie to figure out why he tried to light a firecracker in the classroom.
Thought my job was cool
Oof
Let me guess he wasn't disciplined and freely being a complete idiot until it went to far
Get this man to 420
GM Playz nah I sent him to my favorite colleague and he just said autism
@@jordy2299 whoa I have diagnosed with autism that kid might not controlled by the parents so it went to far I guess
7:33 she's the kinda person to say "your mom", make this face, mimic a mic drop, and walk away in slo-mo like it was a good roast
4:18
For those who don’t understand the context, I’ll explain.
This is a comment made on the level “nana”, a medium demon from the game geometry dash, a lot of people have complained about the level because of its horrid gameplay. This was just a very creative way to say that.
I know nobody asked.
Thank you because I did
3:36
Me: *laughs in Born and raised Welsh*
Srsly, tho. I find it easy.
(Don't hate it's the only thing I can flex)
Wait, has anyone realized its the one year anniversary of the "RAID" on area 51?
Fun fact: I'm anoyed that Jack didin't notice the emkay logo drawing had Willy Wonka clothes on (from the 1971 movie)
8:42 This man is AMAZING for voice acting.
But jack's poor throat
1:33 his hairline said "I'm loving it" 🙃
If you're music, you'd be elevator music.
Well Christ man, you didn’t have to do us all like that
@@bobjames994 yes I did! SUFFER FOR YOUR SINS!
i've never heard music in an elevator
@@coolwalterbennett7805 lol, imagine not hearing el music
@@Iforgothowtodothis imagine having less subs than the person you're trying to argue with
The people who do dog filters on snapchat
*Even dogs be like* : wtf we are not that ugly
Dogs are cuter than people with dog filters
"weren't" i- dogs aren't extinct, buddy
Pixel Bro Dogs are cuter than a lot of things.
@@aleksandrapetrovnar taken into consideration thanks.
he: that towns name is so long its invading the Netherlands
me: wel thats war i guess!
also me: thats a bridge i dont need a boat for this
3:48 that guys profile picture was the Quebec Nordiques logo, which is a defunct NHL team which relocated to Colorado.
Yeah it is
Hello, Nordique777. You have arrived. You are now talking to a fan of the Tampa Bay Lightning, who has frankly been a happy camper since late September. Would you like to talk hockey?
@@JohnMcLoughlin06 I would have liked the Avs to win obviously but I was really happy you guys beat the stars
@Nordique777 thanks man! I saw this thing on Instagram that said most people wanted Dallas to win (it was a map with the two teams logos on it) and Dallas had way more “territory” on their side. I don’t know if it was a joke or not, but I’m kinda surprised other wanted Tampa to win.
0:45 he looks like how boomers portray how they had a job and had a wife at 15
8:10
This dude looks like he’s about to fight someone with his stand for insulting his hair.
Josuke lol
Fun Fact: Lexi restores my faith in humanity every time I hear their adorable voice and I named my cat after them.
"she probably looks up and down before crossing the street"
for those who are unaware, this is how Markiplier broke his foot recently. by NOT doing that.
True but in all seriousness how many times has mark been to the hospital by now
@@nova_grim696 He always in the hospital, he’s everyone favorites patient.
@@Cyber-Hexagon I mean I can see why when you see a person every other week you start to become friends especially if that person is as nice as mark and has very interesting reasons to be there like breaking you foot on sewer grate or this is the third time you’ve come in for a Brocken nose
10:22 Huh, so that's what the Stonks guy looked like when he was 14.
4:13 he’s beating the body after a decade
0:54 Ok but.. damn good one
8:34
Yep, another "patriot" not using the american flag.
9:55 *Has Septiplier FanWar flashbacks*
"the horrors.........."
6:00 That's.
Belle Delphine.
One can call her the simp Queen.
I need some listerine
So I can get my eyes clean.
Why are you pouring Listerine into your eyes? Use rat poison.
Ehhh..... put anesthesia first so u don’t cry over her
Andreea Cat I'm good at holding back tears. I'll endure.
I prefer to call her Madame Thirst.
Garbage Lak Not rat poison! The sewer rats will die, including me! Noooo
Lexi: try Eminem slim
Me: that’s a thing already
Post canceled I’m an idiot and got wooshed
Am I the only one who caught “is this cursed comments or rare insults”
hi
Nice profile pic!
I like undertale too!
Thanks, I’m a bit of a 100% collector so I went with an image that had all seven souls
Lmao, YOUR NOSE STOPPED DOWNLOADING AT 15%
3:58 I live in Wales and I can confirm that we are invading the neverlands with Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlliantysiliogogogoch (Jeez even writing it takes a days)
How’s the invasion going?
Not me trying to think of a way to make "That name never lands" make sense just so I can make a country pun.
I can confirm you are invading the netherlands. I saw it in the clouds today
Hearing Jack (EmKay version) say that Sean and Mark would make a cute couple activated my fight or flight response, I had repressed the memories of the Septiplier fandom at its peak
This channel is so simple but so entertaining. I could watch these videos all day
CAN I JUST SAY YOUR SCOTTISH ACCENT IS GREAT!!!!
When you're early and RUclips is drunk again:
That’s dumb
There’s a obv reason why
He would Open up on a computer login and do this
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because every play has a cast.
@@jdwmyt thats a good one i like it
5:41 I guess you could say he applied cold water to the burned area
4:21 Lucid Nightmares really do be getting destroyed over here
Emkay theme plays:
Me: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM MR KINNG DICE
Yes
Thats right
CUPHEAD
I had to
“He’s the devils right hand maaaaan”
Damien even has/had a king dice plushie
@@agitatedbeetle3068 hell yeah
4:54 that kid has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
Jack's Roz impression surpasses every attempt at a Roz impression.
4:18
*a geometry dash comment huh, pretty rare*
2:30 lol poor Shaq
Belle Delphine scares everyone even the FBI
Friends Be Ignored
YOUR PFP LMAOOOOO
AAHAHHA- Favorite thread, favorite channel. Makes my day/night!
i think comparing someone's appearance to a pixar character is one of the funniest and most hard-hitting roasts possible.
To emkay:
There once was a lad named damien
He never said the word namien
I miss him very much
But i guess ill go eat lunch
His beautiful voice was perfect
But his laugh sounded like a dying whale
The rhymes kind of fell apart a bit at the end didn't they?
Oorch The Third yep
Sorry I haven’t watched this channel in a while wth happened to Damien?
He was my favorite narrator and he hasn’t been on any of their recent videos I’ve watched
@@jarjar7872 he died
5:07 caught me completely off guard and I laughed for about 3 minutes straight.
Alright but that fanart was fantastic! Also great video
9:55
Jay on EmKay in 2020: Markiplier and Jacksepticeye would make a cute couple.
Jacksepticeye, 2017 Q&A livestream: "Oh god what do I think about Septiplier? What the Hell should I say? I mean, it started out with me and Mark being BFFs and then this Buddy Buddy, but THEN people took it WAY TOO FUCKIN FAR. Even when we were like 'Okay, could not draw us, ya know, Fucking each other' some had to be like 'nah but it's cute, look!' but no, that's where the line is drawn. At this rate, Septiplier's pretty much DEAD."
Markiplier, Markiplier TV, 2017:
Wilford: "So what do you think about this, Septiplier?"
"K̷͎̼̝͎̹͚̩̳̥̞̯̥̝͈̈́͆̓̓̄͊͂̒̌͜͝ͅͅI̶̛͚̜̥̭̔̇̍̄͂̾̀́̾̐̚͝L̴̙͒̉̑̽̍Ļ̴̡̦̱̳̹̞̠̻͖̲̟̞̏́ ̴̨̛̬̝̙̳̯͎̒̑̋́͋́̓̓̓̆̓̚̕M̵̧̰̟̙̖͖̞̫̬̞̹̳̳̞̻͎̽̈́͌̇̎̒͌̈́̚̚ͅĖ̵̡̧͎̼̮̬̩̣̲̠̫̜̯̱̲̆̌͠"
Wilford: *pulls out gun* "Well if you say so."
The guy at the right of Eminem is probably holding a years worth of is salery
Emkay is a hand that doesn't have an opposite cus no hand wants to live with him
what?
Oof
R/ihadastroke
Yes people I did die half way through this
not to be rude , yet kinda sounds like that one 7 year old kid who replied to my comment saying “I marked it comes moment cuz you sh*t” and then a 44+ reply section started a war with him because of his grammar and then him using more bad grammar (and something like “hdbx,’f”) and arguing.
no the scotland accent is amazing its like your from scotland you do the best voice impressions well done
1:41- Literally eating in front of a camera has become an actual job
He says as he makes a career about reading subreddits.
Btw I love the videos Keep it up!!
9:56 I swear to god the amount of jacksepticeye comments in his comment section-
If eminem was anerexic could we call him slim slim shady
Oh, my god, that’s not a rare insult, that’s a straight-up cursed comment.
Paper thin shady. Slim without shade.
8:44 WHY IS THAT ROZ IMPRESSION SO GOOD
5:42 "His Arms Are Spaghetti, Face Pepette, He Goes Jump Off A Bridge When He's Ready."
Must you be such an ass-
(It's a joke, are you SURE your brain's recovered?)
Henrm- yeah torally!
(More recovering then!)
Wait donyyhg-
Forehead- no, an eighthead, sir.
I raise you one hairline, sir
You , my friend , deserve a pin.
When you iq of a lobotomized toddler:
When u lobotomize early it prevents autism
Oh my god, I remember being obsessed with Tony Hawk and begging my parents for a skate board. I still get giddy when I see him - he's like a living piece of so many of our childhoods
Always a pleasure Jack. Now if only I knew how you keep getting into the sound booth...
10:24
Dude look like a Ken barbie wax doll that went wrong
Day 91 of recommending r/breadstapledtotrees for no reason... again since there were two uploads
day 91? damn time goes by fast
I love your scottish ascent! Its adorable!!
We have to protect this wholesome (in its own way) channel from the Click for as long as possible
4:20 I just played the level and agree completely
What is it
@@cryoforcegd Nana by Filaret
8:10 watch me talk to mee sigh my cast for me WHEEL MEEE
'I know you hate the accent'. No in fact I love it. XD
Emkay: " I can't believe they have videos of ppl eating! What has this world come to!"
Also Emkay: "ok, let's go on to the next bunch of sentences on the screen that you can just as easily read but I'll read it out loud as well."
7:43
Me: well either that was a reference to 9 11 or im just over thinking this
Me: tries to think of something original
Also me: this is the only thing I can think of
@Striker not really
*claps* Original artpiece 「c i n n a b x n」
As a half Scot who can't do a Scottish accent, yours is pretty good.
5:08 i laughed so hard idk why
Your grandpa voice reminds me of the materials dude from Will McDaniel
8:21 he looks like if Jimmy Neutron mixed with the Mac Tonight mascot
3:42
From Wales, can confirm that we use the sign as a bridge to the Netherlands
It’s fun to raid on a weekend just sayin
Ik this is late but 3:57 is funny to hear him even try pronounce that name
9:29
He looks like a bootleg jacksepticeye
All of these insults sound like something my brother would say to me.
3:36 I lived in that town and I swear no body can say that name
3:37 ok but I recently got that video randomly recommended to me and no joke he does it perfectly
Simps : sees belle on thumbnail
Simps that hasn't seen the video yet: like button
I've been looking up Belle Delphine shit just to make fun of it.
'This town's name is so large it's invading the netherlands. Correction its invading germany
madhatter 5 Uno reverse card from poland
Is that a bananna
0:46 Dude looks like a character from goldeneye
2:07 am I the only one who ABSOLUTELY *LOVES* his scottish accent?