I mean most of them were just “You look like...” followed by a boring insult, they got pretty boring. For you people who don’t get the joke he’s referring to the holographic charizard card that sold for $$$ and is considered the rarest Pokémon card or at least the most wanted one.
*_THINGS GETTING HEATED IN THE POKEMON CARD FANDOM_* lmao yeah the ones he likes are usually stupid or the lowest-hanging fruit though so I'm not too sure what _gems_ he is waiting for
9:29 for the people who didn't get that (Including Robin DaBank) , Intestinal tract (small + large intestine) is 8.5 meters long , whereas a US Fun Sized Snickers Bar is about 5.7 inches . This guy suggests that he will beat the guy so bad that he'd compress his intestinal tract (8.5 meters) into 6 inches .
Welp, that didn't age too well in the past 6 days, did it? R.I.P His Royal Highness, The Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. You were an inspiration to all. ❤️
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 183 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
@@epicgameingman8552 probably how he felt, and why he didn't find them funny, a few of the insults that get on there require context otherwise they're not funny, and even then it depends on what exactly is being said.
The one that made me laugh for being so obsurd and random was the "I'm going to turn your intestinal tract into a fun sized snickers bar" like WTF even is that?
The "Bag of Doorknobs" remark just reminded me of one of my favorite childhood insults from Tiny Toons of all things. There was a skit where they were doing the "Casey at Bat" poem, and at one point Elmer Fudd misunderstands something, only for Plucky to correct him and call him a "Mutant Doorknob"
'His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity' I know this is in some office environment but would crack up so hard if this was used to describe some military officer.
Honestly I'm actually glad that Robin's standards are high in these because "he looks like [lots of random shit so long as a celebrity gets mentioned]" jokes already weren't funny when I was 12. A good bunch of these actually do scream "I'm so random!!!".
Robin, with respect, your standards for rare are so high that I could show you a frozen chicken, and you would say it’s too cooked. That being said, you’re doing a great job.
"She looks like the type of girl to ask for the manager at Starbucks then give the manager a 15 minute argument about how using almond milk in coffee is abusive to the almonds." God damn. I didn't know that we were starting off ruthless... Nevermind. Robin didn't think so so now it's weak. :/
Robin: Ive seen this before! Make it rarer! Also Robin: Haha, theyre just trying to be random. This is a joke by the way, i mean no hate to robin or his opinion. I do mostly agree with him.
This nigga sat here and said almost every insult wasnt even rare or even like am insult how the fuck you say he ain't a disappointment hes like the fucking narrator outta them all
"looks like he's already dicomposing" guess what, you wont believe what happend
yep
He decomposed
@Deandre Andzulis LMAO NOT ONLY THEY MADE BOTS TO ADVERTISE ITS SITE AND THEN BOTS TO ANSWER THEIR ADVERTISING
That one didn’t age quite so well
neither did he
"He looks like he's already decomposing"
Aged like milk
Aged like a decomposing body*
That’s a yikes
It did, didn't it? May find peace
Aged like wine
He is now really decomposing
"Looks like he's already decomposing"
Bruh that's not an insult that's a description
Edit: i appear to have experienced a bruh moment
im your 69th like, nice.
@@bigjoe8087 NIIIIICE
Funny that you say so
Yo it is now the truth
Well that joke now makes even more sense
Emkay, chicken goujons, onion rings and DDLC. Life is perfect right now.
Sayori: welp I guess I tighten this
@@nagitokomaeda9342definitely a snap with natsuki
*is what i’d like to say*
@@yang_not I mean it's yuri would love to say something but she couldn't finish the whole vid cuz her internet got cut
@@tylermastersenpai9413 And i guess Monika had trouble on the computer because a few important files got deleted
Robin really wants the insults to be rare as a charizard Pokemon card.
This is unfunny, I apologise
Yea and the fact that he wants them to be that rare is pretty stupid.
I have multiple charizard Pokémon cards so I don’t get how they’re rare. Also this not funny
I mean most of them were just “You look like...” followed by a boring insult, they got pretty boring.
For you people who don’t get the joke he’s referring to the holographic charizard card that sold for $$$ and is considered the rarest Pokémon card or at least the most wanted one.
*_THINGS GETTING HEATED IN THE POKEMON CARD FANDOM_*
lmao yeah the ones he likes are usually stupid or the lowest-hanging fruit though so I'm not too sure what _gems_ he is waiting for
I once heard a kid in my class say to someone
“You have the personality of a soggy newspaper.” and walk away
He probably has the personality of a coffee-deprived monday
@CornCob i have tons of these
They really did my boy FakeJake like that lmaoo
Look how they massacred our boy.
Ooooof
Wdym? That's obviously RealJake
Nah nah, it's obviously WhyJake
@@iskandarshah2968 no, it whyjake
Why does this subreddit make me smile just as much as r/mademesmile... ya know, the one that's objective is to make you smile
‘Cus it’s funny.
Schadenfreude.
different types of smiling
I agree
YES YES ONE OF USSSS
I feel like he's already dead and just being haunted by his own ghost
Edit: Death caught up with him after year of being dead
Who is that person anyway?
@@himitsu_tokusketch most likely Queen Elizabeth’s husband whom i forgot his name
@Wendy Seddy thank you
Probably giving him blood transfusions of younger blood. It’s been proven to help older folks.
he dead now
"I'm your host, Robin, the chubby one."
Hey wait a minute
Who’s Damien?
wait..
WHAT
"Robin the chubby one"
Wait who is the thin Robin?
The only video with Prince Philip as a thumbnail I'm willing to watch atm.
I heard this one on my way to work:
"I am NOT shallow!"
"Sweety, I could clean up a puddle of you with one inch of public restroom paper towel."
Oof!
R/thathappend
@@bvttew_miilk8793 boi u gotta ryona pfp so anything u say is invalid
@@swagster700 😒
That thumbnail aged well
Unlike prince Philip
6:03 _"That one didn't age quite so well"_
And neither did prince Philip
9:29 for the people who didn't get that (Including Robin DaBank) , Intestinal tract (small + large intestine) is 8.5 meters long , whereas a US Fun Sized Snickers Bar is about 5.7 inches . This guy suggests that he will beat the guy so bad that he'd compress his intestinal tract (8.5 meters) into 6 inches .
“He looks like he’s already decomposing”
This did not age well yikes- 😬
Aged like sour milk
@@bemobemo8557 aged like onions
@@stephenwalsh2476 aged like prince Phillip's
@@abiodunsulaiman2297 aged like prince andrews innocence
it aged like dead fish
Welp, that didn't age too well in the past 6 days, did it?
R.I.P His Royal Highness, The Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. You were an inspiration to all. ❤️
Robin always reads roasts and insults that he’ll never be able to come up with himself
The Prince Phillip roast was foreshadowing
Aged like milk and wine at the same time.
This man is acting like the Gordon Ramsey of R/rareinsults
Except gordon ramsay has good taste
pretty much.
except Gordon Ramsay doesn’t just say “omg bad insult make no sense” and he actually critiques the food
@@ForgetableOne oof
I would love to see Robin reading this one
@@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707 yes i know, its a joke
That thumbnail really aged like fine wine didn't it
If that's who I think it is in the thumbnail this aged like milk
Here a week after this video was posted and prince Phillip died. Man, that thumbnail aged like
*WHOLE MILK*
This thumbnail showed the future
Man, Prince Philip just died and somehow I get recommended this? Hmmmmmmmmm
Thumbnail didn't age well, but RIP
Listening to Robin roast Prince Phillip 6 days before he died like...
looking at that thumbnail a week later, hasn't aged well.
Who the hell edited Tommyinnit to have jschlatt's mutton chops. Jesus Christ XD
A madman
I have not seen the entire video, what the hell just happened
Edit: What the hell
I- I...WHAT THE FU-
@@FrizellaTheBee 11:04
that is so cursed oml
The Prince Philip thumbnail is getting a little strange to see now
Damn, that thumbnail..... I dunno if it aged like wine or milk
Aged like a block of fine cheese in a sauna
@@Emperoroleary xD
Robin calls himself chubby
Well chubbiness is cute, so you're cute
Hey todoroki... i’m a huge fan
@@Kitsune-gx7km is he postman pat
@@Kitsune-gx7km lmao
This thumbnail can now technically he categorized under R/AgedLikeMilk wonder if he’ll review it in the future.
These are the kind of insults you just keep in the back of your mind for years for that **one person** and it’s beautiful
“1987”
Me, a FNaF fan: *mini panic attack*
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine.
Day 183 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
Anyone:
-r/HumansBeingBros
-r/Wellthatsucks
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
How do you have over 1000 comments on this channel??????
If this isint a bot then damn.
@@ssuperant6537 it’s a bot that automatically comments on all new emkay videos
@@Justalilsilly it is a bot
some actually got in!
Well this aged like fine wine
0:24
“15 minute argument? They could’ve spent that time saving 15% or more on their car insurance!”
Fun fact, that women in the video was arguing about the standerd issue pants in the army being sexist to women.
I know, what the fuck.
Robin be like
This is not funny
"He looks like a bike seat"
Now that is Funny
I was about to comment this lmao
That Adam Driver and Lady Gaga one was top notch but his reaction was "....Okay?"
@@abnnizzy i didn't find anything funny in this video but I didn't know half of the jokes soooo
@@epicgameingman8552 probably how he felt, and why he didn't find them funny, a few of the insults that get on there require context otherwise they're not funny, and even then it depends on what exactly is being said.
Bro the thumbnail aged like milk
The one that made me laugh for being so obsurd and random was the "I'm going to turn your intestinal tract into a fun sized snickers bar" like WTF even is that?
"I came fast like 911 in white neighborhoods."
- J. Cole
The "Bag of Doorknobs" remark just reminded me of one of my favorite childhood insults from Tiny Toons of all things.
There was a skit where they were doing the "Casey at Bat" poem, and at one point Elmer Fudd misunderstands something, only for Plucky to correct him and call him a "Mutant Doorknob"
I like how he said lets move on to something more challenging after the name Paul one and then went on to himself.
This didn't age well, oh boy this didn't age well.
I love how Robin just looks for the best insults and gives tips on how to improve your insults.
The one meme aged like fine wine
If Fake Jake tried to sold his soul to the devil I reckon he'd have enough money to buy a gumball
Nah b hes got like 69+ channels he'll get about the amount of money to buy a f*cking car
Robin has high standards for insults because he's been called most of them
r/rareinsults
@@FrizellaTheBee no this is not a r/rareinsults
Faby Duarte how is this a rare insult lmfao
Rest in peace Prince Phillip
'His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity' I know this is in some office environment but would crack up so hard if this was used to describe some military officer.
This aged like milk lmao
Honestly I'm actually glad that Robin's standards are high in these because "he looks like [lots of random shit so long as a celebrity gets mentioned]" jokes already weren't funny when I was 12. A good bunch of these actually do scream "I'm so random!!!".
Prince Phillip is like the human approximation of a phone that’s been on 1% and aeroplane mode for at least an hour
oop-
@@blank_sky9079 -
Well uh. I think it's not 1% anymore.
@@cyberseph Yeaaaaahhhhh.....deffo not on 1% anymore. Agreed.
It eventually runs out... As shown here
the thumbnail did NOT age well.
2:34 when Atreus finally hits puberty
Robin is the kinda guy to explain why a joke doesn’t scientifically make sense, then gets annoyed if you had laughed at it
This thumbnail did not age well
"Looks like he's already decomposing".... 09/04/2021.... too soon?
For people who don't understand - today he died
Robin, with respect, your standards for rare are so high that I could show you a frozen chicken, and you would say it’s too cooked.
That being said, you’re doing a great job.
Emkay is like that one youtube channel that makes such simple content but is still fun to watch
I came to this video faster than Steve-O
On*
Whos steveo
I don't get it...
@@supermariobrothers2260 both
Who is steve-O
Are we not gonna talk about how prince phillip actually just died?
r/rareinsults are people who used 100% of their brains
Those employee reviews were the sharpest shit I ever heard. If someone said that to me I’d just be dead before they finished the third one
11:06 "TommyInnit with a beard isnt real, he cant hurt you."
TommyInnit with a beard:
*looks at thumbnail
Well-
thumbnail did not age well
When fakeJake appears in an rare insults emkay video.
*looking at the thumbnail
That one didn’t age quite so well
huh, can confirm philip did not die ages ago, he died a few hours ago actually
That thumbnail aged like milk
So true
That thumbnail didn't age well. Though, neither did he.
Robin sounds like he's insulting you even when he says a compliment
"She looks like the type of girl to ask for the manager at Starbucks then give the manager a 15 minute argument about how using almond milk in coffee is abusive to the almonds." God damn. I didn't know that we were starting off ruthless...
Nevermind. Robin didn't think so so now it's weak. :/
Hey
A fellow fan
Of the enderman
Robin: Ive seen this before! Make it rarer!
Also Robin: Haha, theyre just trying to be random.
This is a joke by the way, i mean no hate to robin or his opinion. I do mostly agree with him.
“The next day the mouther foucker was dead”
-beetlejuice
5:35 can we all just- remind Robin that he's actually really amazing and not a dissapointment?
This nigga sat here and said almost every insult wasnt even rare or even like am insult how the fuck you say he ain't a disappointment hes like the fucking narrator outta them all
@@Al_YYC you literally play fortnite,but ok
"Robin, the chubby one"
Sir I think you are talking about damien
Damien is infinitely better than robin, robin doesn't even deserve proper grammar
Robin sounds like the kind of guy who would be a host on EmKay
If u ever feel useless, just remember that someone made a case for a Nokia phone
It's like Achilles being given the Aegis.
The best part: jake read the insult about him.
“You’re more forgettable then the nose” is my favourite thing to say when a simple roast is needed
"FIRS-"
everyone: shut up...please...shut up...
You should
@@Wardo2121
Yeah...
2:40
He looks like somebody built a ceramic statue of Wilbur from Meet The Robinsons.
As someone subscribed to Jake, I completely agree.
*prince philip looks like the really old grandmother from spongebob*
"What are they selling?"
@@silverthespamsweeper7138 lol yea
Robin: refers that one rare insult as a gem
Me: NOTED ✍️
Then the insult is just a playground insult, or some meaningless long insult that just sounds good but it isn’t that good
@@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707 I like how some people like you think
His taste is kinda trash tho
Robin, This Is Going To Blow Your Mind, But "Rare" Has A Different Meaning To "Good".
"Michael Reeves creates magic whenever he uploads."
The key word there is whenever because it's not very often.
9:30 jokes on you, I already have a snickers bar up there...
Help.
The goosebumps one is SO DAMN accurate!!
the pure chaos that this subreddit holds is immaculate
3:02 , The dude ain't lyin' Alonzo Lerone XD yo shit really do be lookin' like that LMAO
His nose looks like a ram's head
I have a "Shakespearean Insult Generator" book.
For example: "Thou Sweeny Swag-Bellied Miscreant"
That thumbnail didn’t age well..
Robin Really Do Be Wantin These Insults To Be As Rare As An Overcooked Godzilla Steak
Prince Philip is one haribo tangfastic away from death
.....well, I guess he couldn't resist it.... RIP.
Bruh that thumbnail "He already decomposing"😭✋🏾