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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2021
- Top posts from r/Rareinsults on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
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Gordon Ramsey would be proud of how rare these roasts are
@Lessie stop being you
@oh no no
Condom ramsay*
@ their all over the place!
@Lessie ahh, as you can see, a bot trying to be relatable and somewhat human like
One of my favorites I've ever heard.
I was at the mall and heard an argument between a man and woman. The woman shouted quite loudly "you are a god damn walking advertisement for condoms."
Dang
Holy crap
“The sigma male diet.” Spoken in a duke nukem voice. Absolute perfection.
sigma balls diet
Fun fact: Cats dont know whe dont have night vision
When they try to rush down a comment
Cats can't tell the difference between cats and humans, so cats just think that we are larger, clumsier cats.
I can’t tell him I didn’t see his tail and it sucks
@@payme4243 RIP
That's also why they get mad when we accidentally step on their tail in the dark
Also your comment has been assaulted by bots
I am imp.
I still believe that "Freshest Ketchup packet" comment was a compliment of the highest-order. Go ahead, *LAUGH AT ME* .
At the end of the day, I am preserved in the fork drawer for eternity. As your bones are ground to dust by the relentless flow of time, I am eternal and untouched. I am defined by purity, you are decay incarnate.
I friggin comment thee, good sir. May the Condiment Consulate do you well.
I fucking love this man
My guy looks like a sane version of the joker
First time I’ve seen someone respond to a insult
Haha
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Here’s one I made:
You’re like the salsa at a cheap Mexican restaurant, you’re not expecting much and still end up disappointed
more like a mexican restaurant in the US
This joke hits way to close to home my dad said I was cheap Mexican salsa
Oooooo that was weakkk
@@yoshikagekira7343 I am not accepting criticism at the moment. I will consider it later :3
@Lessie no
Jack intro:
I'm jack the snack that smiles back when you smoke crack
Yesss
@Lessie I now hate you.
@@unxtraordinary what happened phishing link up scam?
@@TwizzlerHobo Nah, I just hate that she is advertising her bullshit on another's RUclips channel.
@@unxtraordinary alright what we need to do is post it on a lotta youtubers subreddits and hopefully that may get the attention of the big bois then susan ;it’s simmalar to those guys who go to Ed Sheerans videos and talk about there awesome music but it sounds like two cats in a dumpster f***ing
I love how reddit is just full of people who think they are smarter than everyone else. its like twitter but on a different website
And we also aren’t fascists
4:39 looks like fnaf 1 Foxy's open jaw
8:19 Jeeve Stobs? More like Stan Occupations.
Someone: I’m a hugger
Me: oh that’s interesting, I’m a puncher
Gonna use this thank you so much
You can't do that to us, you can't give us a sample of Jack singing the Community theme and not have him play out the whole song...
I have it stuck in my head just from you saying "community theme" and I barely even know the actual words so it's even worse lol.
I've rewatched community like five times and I still don't know the words to the theme.
@@Me-wx1mt Give me some more
Time in a dream
Give me the hope
To run out of steam
Somebody said
It could be here
We could be roped up
Tied up
Dead in a year
I can’t count the reasons I should stay
One by one they all just fade away
@@Z_Viper08 thanks. I knew most of it accept for some of the words so thanks for confirming
That last roast was a reference to Bo Burnham’s song, made me happy
I was scrolling way more to find this comment than expected.
Glad you could Make Happy :)
When Emkay uploads a video but your still in school:
*quietly grabs headphones*
When u still have a week of summer holidays
Fax
why are there so many bots in this reply section
I'm in study hall right now
Haha! Sucks for you...
*I don't have such --wea-- headphones
12:24 bruh they really did Drew dirty like that
Hmhmm
It's a shame he shaved...
@@ATM648 yeah he stopped looking like a 12 year old before he shaved
This is probably one of my favorite subreddits
And It becomes even better that the Jack the snack that smiles the back
Yikes, three bots in a row
The "I'm Not Starfire" lady that always get posted ISN'T THE ARTIST. That woman is the writer and creator. The artist is actually a okay artist
I've never read the book so I googled it. Why is it so hated??
@@easyJat99 Its main caracter is unlikable and it, as a whole, is about a girl hating heros because she has no powers and ends by her liking heros because she has powers. Keep in mind, this is a very bad and 1 sided review so feel free to look for more :)
@@azeplayt4546 “wokeness” It’s a standard teen story about a girl resentment of her mother’s fame. How is that woke?
Also what kind of baby are you that a few fucks in a YA book offends you?
I never saw a pic of the writer/creator.
But goddamn if that's not one of the most obvious self-inserts ever.
@@cy-one oh if you saw the writer's face and compare it to the emo f@ck you'll be amazed even more
9:01 Should have known that dumpsterfire of a comic was a self insert. That lady has issues.
3:27 I can't tell if this is supposed to be a joke, and he's heard the jingle, but he almost nailed that rendition. Just slightly less annoying than the kid in the ads.
Jack saying chin literally activated my fight or flight response
Yes! That's what it did!
Hahahaha! :D
Pineapple doesn't taste bad on pizza. It's just texturally horrendous.
Period💅
Do yall usually eat your sandwiches with fruit inside them?
@@CorelUser tomato in sandwich
@@xunsuu that's a vegetable. I know scientists like to call them fruits but in cooking fruits are usually sweet or acid
@@CorelUser do some science
1:42 DUDE why is it so accurate? I have seen many photos of lovecraft but my brain could have never seen it until now
"This guy must be a pro on Dead By Daylight"
Me: *Mains Legion and uses slow down perks and add on*
*nervous sweating* Ye...Yeah a..pro.
Ah another bdb player
@@ironbull08x93 bead dy baylight
"I Am Not Starfire" comic making Raven look about as accurate to the cartoon version as the live-action Teen Titans TV series made her. Some people don't translate things consistently from the cartoons to live-action, and we saw how that response turned out with Sonic's model in that live-action movie. If you're gonna do it, you might as well do it right, because it's stupid enough that people want to have already established fictional characters changed only for the sake of diversity and inclusiveness.
1:14 THIS i am a person who HATES being touched and rarely gives hugs so using "im a hugger" to try to touch me is a no go- espeically children 5-9 cuz their hands are always gross-
Feel free to ignore the ramblings of a drunk...
I actually met the love of my life on iFunny. I fell so hard for him and his amazing personality, loving nature, and kind heart. He gave me a reason to live and be a better person when I had nothing. He built me up and made sure I always felt loved and cared for in ways I can't explain (either drunk or sober) and became the light of my life. Sadly, in 2017, he passed away from a combination of the strain of flu that was going around and heart failure. The hardest part is I didn't even get to say goodbye to him or his sister (who bacame like my own sister after his passing) and I'll never be able to tell them how much I love them or how much they mean to me. They were both the best people and I'm eternally greatful for every second I had with them, but selfishly, I want more time with them.
Let's talk about that I funny watermark
@@fishbikehike Agreed. That app is cringe and soft core prom.
I guess Lexi was just a limited time offer, then. Damn.
@about you ikr WHERE HAS SHE BEEN
@@CoZmicLime She was on just yesterday
@@georgefeser6483 lmao it was the ONE video I didn’t check
Jack: "Pineapple BELONGS on pizza"
Me, an italian: *triggered*
This makes me feel inspired.
2:15
As a person with a fear of getting pregnant, this is a literal living nightmare.
3:18
The tune is oddly similar to the real jingle.
The one with the gold medal winning female athlete I find hilarious every time. We have people who shoot guns saying she’ll break her wrist, feminist shitting themselves cause “you don’t know shit blah blah blah” and then there are the profession shooters who are begging for her gun specs.
People of the Internet. During the gun competitions they alter the guns to shoot faster, more accurate and either weaken or adjust the gun to have less recoil. She customized her gun to literally be shot one handed for style points!
The girl shooting for the gold was using a .22 target pistol as per the regulations. I'm pretty sure if was holding a .357 Magnum she would not be in the goddamn Olympics!
7:18 he looks like the human version of I Hate Everything
Now how did he keep 27 people playing Yahtzee and can he teach me how to do that.
bro jack kinda looks like the snack that smiles back
12:22 I have a feeling Drew would take that as a compliment
He already appeared in the video twice lol.
Wait Where's the second one?
That last one made me a proud Bo Burnham fan
Why did you have to do my boy DJ Peachcobbler like that
thank you Jack and the rest of emkay. I got dumped today and this video made me laugh. You bring light into a dark dark world.
Pineapple counteracts the saltiness of the cheese, and if you add barbeque sauce it adds extra flavor to the barbeque. But I would expect you PENCIL SNIFFERS to understand that!
I just don't like cooked pineapple. Fresh is best.
Damn 6:18 just described Nikita Dragun's entire personality
I'm watching this in my last class period, worth it
11:44 he looks like he’s about to witness the destruction of Alderaan
9:16 don’t repeat that, HE MIGHT DO IT!
XD
"Man must be great at Dead by Daylight!"
Wow okay
I work at an Amazon Sort Center, and break starts when they call break and it doesn't end when you leave the break room, it ends 15 minutes (pre-pandemic) after break starts [20 minutes during the pandemic].
bruh I agree so much with the hug post
My Entire Family thinks they are entitled to hugs from me and call me ungrateful and rude when I say no because I don’t like to be touched, especially from random strangers who are apparently my third cousins twice removed even tho I was never told of their existence
3:34 that's not a rare insult, that's a savage burn.
Ooooooooooof
Every time emkay upload i know its going to be good
8:44
i swear the baal profile pic- once you get in a fandom, u see it EVERYWHERE
7:14 My guy looks like the genetic splice of Beaker from The Muppets and Bert from Sesame Street
That "moral wisdom from Katy Perry's lyrics" joke is from "Kill Yourself" by Bo Burnham
Love the fan art✨✨👌
Here’s a roast:
“You look like a song no one listens to.”
“Well at least I have a name!”
Jack’s minor cover of At Least It Was Here gives me life
Jack singing the community opening and referencing it was the highlight of my day
“i wanna look like a tattoo guy”
1 hour later
police: STOP RIGHT THERE! you look dangerous
i like how most of the redditors are roasting other redditors even though they are redditors
thank you, i’ve been here for a year, and I just wonder why it’s just jack and robin now
The best rareinsults video yet!
What's with the sudden mention of Dbd and kidnapping, Jack? Care to explain?
We all love our daily does of emkay
5:35 people that old would probably remember when he hosted The Man Show with Jimmy Kimmel.
5:10 Pineapple goes on pizza ONLY with ham. It's the same premise as putting pineapple on baked ham during the holidays. Once you remove the ham or start adding other things, you enter into weird territory that I'll try if you ordered it, but would probably never order it myself.
6:45 he looks like Agent 47, but instead of being a contract assassin, his job is verbally abusing ketchup packets
9:46 Why did this remind me of that one door clicking easter egg in The Stanley Parable
Fun fact: the thumbnail is a RUclipsr named DJ Peach Cobbler.
Good man
Excellent channel
Hearing Jack pronounce Wichita incorrectly made my day
I was not expecting dj peach cobbler
3:20 I can't believe there are other people that were objected to that torment 😞 I always change the channel when that pops up on the radio
This felt like all the r/insult videos from emkay slapped together
Nails scream only fans🤣🤣🤣
That wins for me
the fact I just knew where the insult was going after seing that tesla person’s face
That dbd reference is what makes me love emkay
2:12 they gotta be sliding right out by now
8:09 that's Great Value Disguised Toast
6:45 nice to see mr cobbler getting some recognition
13:00 bro, I bet the person who said that quote originally could interest me in everything, all of the time
Great vid this made me laugh
Wow Drew Durnil in a emkay video did not see this coming today
That you were never held one was BRUTAL
1:43 - He was just trying to hide his tentacles.
5:05 - I think it's called devolving.
These are the type of people who would cancel a doctor's appointment because they got sick.
5:17, pineapple pizza is good, you can’t change are minds
Hello fellow pineapple pizza enjoyer
7:54 anyone who would bother looking it up realizes it's an air pistol rather than the flintlock it looks like.
I told some teens who made fun of me wearing a helmet that it is pretty obvious that they have to wear one while riding their bikes. After the guy told me he doesn't need one I said: "Yeah. I can see your brain damage."
11:57 his head looks like that one mii head option, that was my first thought
9:46 Joker confronting a copycat.
7:48 that’s not a BFG, you CSGO ragequitter!
XD
me who uses the freshest ones so i don't have to use the ones in the cabinet: oh really?
God i saw this on the notifications instantly
That last one reminds me of Bo Burnham's "KYS".
My favorite part of Emkay is becoming the accapellas.
11:57 bro looks like one of those funky shaped scientist test tubes in literally every cartoon
6:45 man looks like hitman if hitman decided to become a lawyer in a rom com
5:22 people who say 'pineapples belongs on pizza' are the same people who say 'white chocolate is real chocolate"
9:20 that’s quite a mental image!
O_o
Thanks
XD
1:56 it was so damn hard that even Jack got scared🤣🤣
2:13 holy beesechurger, this lady is popping out babies faster than Lucasfilm released the Star Wars saga☠☠☠
Yes. I can die happy now knowing that Jack knows what Dead by daylight is
The things that Jack says drives the editor to drink so much, that he's blowing stuff up with 40 mm MGL