r/Rareinsults | YOUR EARS ARE STRANGE AND UNNATURAL
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- Опубликовано: 15 дек 2019
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Editor ► / jackbontatibus
Narrator ► / damienleevoice 
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Damien: *Doesnt know what Oblivion is*
Me: “Stop, you’ve violated the law pay the court a fine or face your sentence, your stolen goods are now forfeit”
or pay with your blood!
Very well
is that like the prequel to skyrim, but worse? not sure about damien but emkay hand has only played Skyrim 1
@EmKay Oblivion is one of the games in the Elder Scrolls Series, it is the 4th one, Skyrim is the 5th game of the Elder Scrolls series.
@@CrackerBean no but it's part of the skyrim games. like there's Skyrim 1 by Todd Howard and then there's Skyrim: Oblivion which was by some other guy
“He looks like a big toe, but with a face”
*What if he was designed to look like that*
Dudes it's the human thumb from spy kids
@@huhhuhwhuhh those ugly 🅱s always scared the life out of me
Santi Cheeks lmao 😂
Faruk Eroğlu wtf?? 🤣
@@maya20484 with some peanut butter on it mmmmmmmm 😫😫👄👅
I love how Damien calls everyone chief. He sounds like a good dad.
I'm just imagining Damien grilling wearing socks and sandals
@@boo4141 I read that as grilling socks
That is a good comment chief
@Noah Cardinal PLEASE
Ok chief
Damien: noooo thats meaaaaan
Also Damien: *HE LOOKS LIKE SQUIDWARDS HOUSE*
He does tho 😂
@@unknownuser4224 fr
“I don’t know what oblivion is” *excuse me*
Exactly
EmKay is at 199IQ, the last part is “What is oblivion”
E
5 seconds in and I'm feeling deeply dissatisfied.
By Azura by Azura by Azura!
Damien: “That’s mean!”
Also Damien: laughs maniacally
Yeah this is big brain time
I’m your second sub cause you’re baby yoda
I'm your fourth sub because I don't have a Spine & follow trends
Im your fifth subscriber because im mafumafu pfp
Damein laughing at 1:23 sounds like my grandpas truck trying to start from being in the storage unit for 10 years
OMG 😂😂😂😂
WHEEEEEEEEEZE
And somehow he still manages to write "Damien" better than you
@@ballmanner they just mixed up two letters calm down.
@@pufferfishparty ik lmao im just insulting cuz r/rareinsults xd
(even tho it wasnt a rare insult it was still an insult at the end of the day)
4:06
why does this dude looks like he is gonna fire mr. Incredible
😂😂😂😂 OMG you killed him
He looks like that guy and Coralines father if he got a tan
"He looks like human Thanos"
Bruh stop it or he's going to *SNAP* your neck.
The new 173
That was kinda the joke X - TERMINALAUTISM
Why do you think I commented this?
bruh
*B R U H*
Don’t understand
He'll snap one thing, but it won't be his fingers
Damien: "tHaT's MeAn!"
Also Damien: * *wheezing more than a tea kettle* *
That is too true to even say anything more than that is too true
1:24 who is this
I thought he was a tea kettle for a second
Who thinks laughs more like a tea kettle Dream or Damien
@3:38, bob scruggs
5:44 you clearly missed something very important. His hair looks like an overused toothbrush.
This dude looks like a cross between a minecraft villager and a goblin. Seriously look at that nose!
@@brettclutter2350 he looks like a human goblin that's tryna fit in
Hahaha
I’m pretty sure he was arrested for grinding up peoples bones and making them into bread.
He looks like the guy that's been trying to reach me about my car's extended warranty.
2:19 He looks like the villain from that one Elmo movie where Elmo lost his blanket and he had to get it back from this guy.
ELMO IN GROUCHLAND!!!!
I used to watch that
Damien: *goes onto rare insults*
Also Damien: “ThAtS So MeAn”
I know right 😂🤣😂
MoRe LiKe BoRe RaGnOrOk
R/whoooosh
Who are you wooshing??
@@nabberbabbler leave him alone its a fortnite profile picture. He needs to be in his own habitat saying r/woooosh to every word he sees. Its just a thing they do
They also dance every second
Damien: doesn’t know what oblivion is
Me: Pay the court a fine, or serve your sentence
Then pay with your blood!
Your stolen goods are now forfeit!
i used to be a traveler like you, till i took an arrow to MY HEART
This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death
Una persona 100% real WHY
WON’T
YOU
DIEEEE
10:22 so we finally found the Model for the Easter Island Status.
10:14
It’s great when Damien laughs harder at his own jokes than the actual joke
Damien: "That's so mean"
Also Damien: "He looks like Squidward's house"
Shadoboy “built like the teletubbies vacuum”
Dude's vibing like a Moai head 🗿
so you're oblivious to oblivion......
heolp
Wait u are oblivious to oblivion too
He looks like someone that I know. I can't remember who he looks like.
I am
So am i
U read my mind!!
"I'm not trying to be rude but..."
**says something rude**
New drinking game: take a shot every time Damien says "that's mean"
My friends alcoholic father would blackout within the first two minutes.
"I don't know what Oblivion is."
*STOP! YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW*
Getting these roasts is like finding a shiny pokemon and accidentally killing it
Why dont you be a gamer for fun insted. Heros are boring
@@zhonglisboot3544 I actually have gameplay of Overwatch and Minecraft, you're a fake gamer
It's a dio Vs dio situation
I see you again... next time imma count.
1
Don't remind me.... I ran from s shiny sperow 12 call encounters
5:25 dude looks like a world of warcrafts troll
edit; *my own father confirmed this-*
1:26, she looks like my 7 year old cousin's character from the sims. I’m not joking it’s like, 80% spot on
2:35, that’s a Maui cosplay, get this man the wig for it and it’ll be perfect
4:46, he looks like an off brand Peter Parker
5:28, that’s just a randomized sims character
_-Dionysus-_ who is the girl at 1:26 ?
Mettle Dark sonic night21 i have no idea
Damien's the type of guy to get shot in a dark alley and "vibe with it"
Damian’s wheezing sounds like the editor put the “look at this dude” sound over Damian’s laugh.
Dear god, I CANT unhear it. OH MY LORD.
@@goblinchild691 o mg
Don't do Damien like that 😂
4:14 He looks like he’s gonna say *”Honey, wheeeres my suuper suit?!”*
5:00
His ears be lookin more and more like he went to greenland and stayed there for a week with no clothes.
1:32 “Ah my Sims character is finally complete. I’ll call her.... Tumour”
Blake :3 do you know who she is ?
I once randomized my gacha characters name and it said “Ebola”
ZodiacMoon d a m n
Reminds me of GrayStillPlays 😂
Keri Hitchcock Gray's Sims content is gold
Damien wasn’t created to read rude things, his eyes are just too innocent
A rainbow sheep On RUclips
Damien is like puppers online, we must protect his innocence and laughter.
You sure you got that right?
r/Cursedcomments
Check that out and he is
*Not that innocent*
Hm
His eyes are too innocent? Hey, lemme educate you real quick, have you heard of the entity known as Ramsey?
r/makemesuffer? r/cursedcomments?
Damien sounds like he just got out of a rap battle and is still getting used to talking Normally
I kept changing playback speeds. Really funny to hear him.
Damien. Sometimes you don’t even need to put a joke. Only your laugh, it is hilarious and I love it
Damien: *Sees a Tuber with big lips.*
Damien: *Morphs into a tea kettle and wheezes uncontrollably.*
*Wheezes in tea kettle*
Damian: "My Namian is damien"
Comment section:
*THE SACRED TEXTS*
Why do people spell it Damian?
His personal channel is literally Damien Lee
@@matt-bt7pu idk people call captain sparkles jardon not jordan and that also confuses me
He didnt say that cringe but okay
He never said it
Bensh & Cąnkǝt he said it on his personal channel
10:37 my guy got the front of a mustang smack dab in the middle of his face
Damien: *doesnt know what oblivion is*
Me: finally I have something in common with a famous person
"He looks like a slightly melted Robert Downey Jr"
Why they gotta do my man Peter Cullan dirty like that
Damien reads comment: that's mean
Also Damien: *laughs at the person the comment is talking about
Use this one “you look like you take the crust off uncrustables”
how this only have five likes
Omg yes
4:37 looks like Morgz mum on ketamine
o o f
When Damien didn't used the word "gnarly" even once...
*Something's wrong i can feel it*
"Like Scoob, He's ripped!" - Shaggy
*looses it and dies laughing*
(P.S. Great Shaggy voice! Sounds just like him!)
Especially the laugh!
6:18 - male Karen = Kevin
Give me male karen names I want to know some really funny ones that will suite this guy
Kyle
Carlos
Gary
Karlo with a fucking K
Jarrod
5:28
This guy has Grunkle Stan's proportions
“I don’t know what oblivion is”
*JAZZ MUSIC STOPS*
You mean jizz? Only the highly intellectual listen to modal nodes.
Hearing Damien laugh until he's out of breath is genuinely hilarious.
I honestly love your laugh to the point that I'm trying to set it as my alarm so I can wake up to the sound of you
1:25 he sounds like my mom 2004 chevy saburbon trying to start up.
2:28 I love how Damian goes from “oh dear lord” to “LIKE OH GOD SCOOB”
When EmKay laughs
I laugh.
*It's a simple process.*
Hi namjoon :)
I don't listen to kpop so I have no idea what these references are
@@warmcorpse_ I know
Emkay: *laughs*
My depression: haha I’m in danger
The Holy Crusader
It’s nothing to worry about. We were just having fun and I can no longer make that joke since my username’s changed.
2:28 is the first time I've heard Damian sounded intimidated and in awe at the same time 😂😂😂
1:23
Imagine sounding like a bicycle tire with asthma every time you laugh super hard
The guy in the thumbnail looks like the troll that breaks into hogwarts
I knew he looked familiar!
Nah he looks like that guy from the goonies w the superman shirt but got plastic ear surgery
He looks like a rectangular goomba
“I don’t know what oblivion is”
.... I have never heard you say something more offensive than that
Persephone Hana what about when he asked “what game is that” when terraria was the game in the post
@@noyes8882 affirmative
10:18 BRO THIS ONE MADE ME BENT OVER CRYING LAUGHING IN THE MIDDLE OF MY KITCHEN!😂😂😂
"She's the type of girl who'd climb over a glass wall to see what's behind it" HAHAHHAHA
Damiens laugh sounds like shoes squeaking on a basketball court.
ThAtS So MeAN
His laugh is beautiful I'm guessing this was supposed to be a rare insult but like
No
Wet shoes
I'm only here to see Damien get roasted by not knowing what Oblivion is.
I as well, also liking all the comments regarding oblivion
is oblivion some kind of reddit channel?
@@EmKay I feel so bad for you, buddy.
@@DonOthello what is it not a reddit channel. is it like one of cowbelly's meme channels. i'm trying to search for it on RUclips but it's all just footage of some videogame
@@EmKay You poor soul- It's like skyrim.
damien's laugh sounds like the hissing sound when you pump up a ball and it starts wheezing
Oh my fucking god it dOES-
5:35
Literally the guy who wore the Chuck-e-cheese costume at your fifth bday party
"he looks like human thanos"
EmKay: "don't say that he's gonna SNAP your neck!
Me: d-did he mean to dsy that?
dsy?
dsy?
dsy?
Dsy?
Dsy?
5:57 She looks like the American version of Hatsune Miku
😂😂💀💀👌👌
YEAH MIKU!!!!
LOL
Twitter version
Correction: A *_low-budget_* American version of Miku.
There are no words that can describe how badly I want Damien to tell me a bedtime story on the tough guy voice.
That human thanos guy playing animal crossing on a tiny switch controller is the greatest thing I've thought about today.
3:59 Wait... that’s supposed to be an insult? Anything involving looking like Waluigi instantly becomes a compliment.
Damien: doesn't know Ruby Bridges
Black history: *am I a joke to you*
Yes
I dont kno of Ruby Bridges specifically, but the “integration” comment tipped me off to the context at least
Nadia Harris your Profile picture is a k-pop star I think
You’re probably questioning why I made this comment well I don’t know
@@candyxrose9634 lol yes it's Johnny from nct
Exactly
Being honest here, I go through emkay videos looking for ones with Damien, Damien is the funniest in my opinion.
The whole time I was like "Holy frick they do look like that!"
"I don't know what Oblivion is."
You've violated the law!
“Man’s built like squidward’s house”
The proof of society malfunction
🗿
*Damien's laugh is so precious.*
Every time Damien says chief, covid gets weaker
1:30 she looks like that frog from Rayman legends
@Sqeezy bagg HOLY FUCK SHE DOES-
Like scoob he's jacked - damien 2019
10:57 he looks like the ginger hair kid from the incredible's but with no mask
im just saying, don't mean to offend anybody
Makes sense that your profile picture is a character from an anime where everybody roasts each other.
Damien’s Chad “haha” kills me in the cringey and funny way at the same time. 😂
No one:
Literally no one:
Damien after almost every post: No! That's mean!
The moment I saw this comment I heard him say it!
Almost like he doesnt kno what the point of this subreddit is lol
@@MerkhVision facts
You have to admit it's really sweet that he cares.
Damien's laugh sounds like it demands pictures of spiderman.
wHat
André j. lmaaaaoo
3:15 I love his genuine laugh so much
Damian freaking out at the jacked dude literally made me wheeze I love this place
The Obama waluigi was homeless like 5 years ago. His story is mad
The man with the golden voice
I just love how Damien just throws in his own insults to the mix in the previous r/rareinsults then proclaims how mean the ones he reads are
Was looking for a comment pointing this out, it's amazing :')
I like how Damien just laughs his guts out in the middle of of a sentence.
Damien: “He looks like he colors his beard with Cheeto d*Laughs*ust
Me, a Dan and Phil fan, casually vibing when watching this vid:
Dan's tweet: **shows up**
Me: **surprised pikachu**
SAME LMAO
"I dont know what oblivion is"
Me: oh no
I don't know what it is either...
@@-Bishop- Its the Elder Scrolls 4 one of the best open world games ever
@@jorjortheslaya9722 and with stupid npcs but are still better than normal game npcs
Damien: *why do I hear boss music?*
"I don't know what oblivion is"
*everyone disliked that*
*everyone hates your name*
Your name is the spawn in of satan
Your name is fine.
I LOVE YOUR NAME
_me an intellectual_
8:20 He looks like a low budget Wolverine.
7:19 the smiley fry decided to become human
Damien: I don’t know oblivion
Everyone who loves oblivion: well met
“I don’t know what oblivion is”
ò_ó
I love Damien's laughs 😄
5:39 he glued on his left ear
Day 7 of requesting Damien to start the intro with “what’s up guys my namien is Damien”
He has already done that in one of his videos.
is support his
He did that on his own channel
@@charliefelsburg208 Every time I see someone with Sans as their profile picture I get an immense desire to replay Undertale, but then I remember that I swore not to take away their happiness after the Pacifist Ending...
@@csweezey18 ok
Doesn’t know oblivion, that’s gonna be a no from me dog
Yes these are sad times
whats that again
2:29 that...was really impressive doin' the voice of SHAGGY
That shaggy voice got me I was putting dishes in the dish washers and ducking made me laugh
“My namien is Damien, there are you happy comment section”
*No*
No
No
No
No
What did I start😂
The dude that’s ripped is also 6’8 or something crazy like that and an actor
The dude at 5:22 looks like if Shrek and John Cena had a kid with a meth addiction
Jesus this man’s laughter is so contagious I’m developing abs