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I like to imagine the teacher then crawled down from the ceiling like an insect. And then stamped there paper's with an F- before hissing at them and crawling back up into the ceiling.
I showed this to Tumblr One said: I can imagine the teacher just crawling on the roof, down the walls and standing menacingly Another said: *_she watches from above_*
@@definitelynotshea135 ooooh cool! I also agree it’s worth it but my mom or brother won’t watch it because he says most of the episodes are filler and while some are it’s still interesting to watch! Ah I’m rambling .-.
@Tenya Iida You know the video is barely over 10 minutes, you could rewatch it takes you just as long as it would anyone you asked to find it. But I'm feeling generous, if a bit playful. 10:48
Bruh it’s been like 4 minutes since this was uploaded and Sir Legit’s channel is already exploding. EDIT: Some replies told me to check his channel now and holy hell, fame is contagious I guess.
I think Damien missed the part where the cat has 3 legs instead of 4 thus they got it because and quote " the mom said they couldn't have anymore 4 legged friends "
one of my teachers had a weird toy gun thingy and he got it whenever a wasp flew in and then shot it. he also let a spider live in our classroom for months until it left by itself, and set the fire alarm off with chemistry experiments. he was great.
just for all those who want to know how i did it, my school was electing the head prefect in which the students running had to make a video which would be shown to the entire school for them to elect, in which at the end of my video the screen fades to black and the music ensues. this is how its done. tldr: i made a video with a rick roll at the end and the entire school watched it
Hey Damien, just wanted to let you know that you made my special day extra special because I got a kick out of this, thanks for staying on schedule even if something is going on in your life! Take care!
3:22 once a kid said I have all the Pokémon cards, so being the 7th grader me I asked him if he had the blue waffle card He said yes Edit:this comment was sniped by his brother
I have been checking the comments trying to figure out what my uncultured ass didn't understand about that picture. You're comment is the first I've seen about it. Is it the numbers that have to do it with? Was the tag portion attached to the email?
I love how contagious damien's laugh is... I mean, here i am at the hospital with terminal laughter and now i'll put this video in full blast. I'm taking as many as i can with me damnit!
Shhh... You shouldn't reveal our secrets as easily. Though that teacher was legendary. The sauce in question is decent. ... Why does Damien seem like he actually understands the sauce though?
"kids cheating on test... looks up then sees the teacher"
kids: " *chuckles, I'm in danger* "
teacher: Before I suspend all of you, I'd like to give a huge shoutout to our sponsor for this test, Raid Shadow Legends™! Now, I've never been much of a mobile gamer, but, forget everything you think you know about mobile games because Raid Shadow Legends™ is one of the most ambitious RPG projects of 2019 and it will change everything. Just look at the level of detail of these characters! That's at least 3 polygons. If you use the code on the back page of your test you can start with 50,000 silver and join the Special Launch Tournament, and you better hurry because it's getting big fast! You can play for totally free with your smartphone.
*xenomorph sounds*
EmKay you’ve sponsored a comment
congrats
we have found the true mad lad of all mad laddery
+1 for raid shadow legends
@@EmKay Mr Emkay i don't feel so good
Wondering why he looked up in the first place...
damien: sees funny meme
damien: *empties entire air supply out of lungs*
Profile picture matches
this describes laughter perfectly. you should become a teacher
EmKay lmaooooo tysm for replying to my comment
Damian: sees funny meme
Also damian: a’it bout to sound like an old mobile
Lmfao
Update: Sir Legit has made a “drawing 100,000 stickmen” video!
POG
I just finished watching that then came back to this vido
Link pls
@@FresshyR3d just look up sir legit stick man and BOOM there it is
@@FresshyR3d ok, I’ll just search up the vid real quick
"It's not drinking alone if you're pregnant"
*well it will be soon*
Goddamit
Unless you both end up in the same dimension above earths sky
kjj moo I just spit out my pancakes
@@lyssag.3081 Well, i am sorry for your loss.
r/cursedcomments
Everyone’s still waiting for “My namien is Damien”
He's said it already in one video lol
Mr. Pug he did in a video on his personal channel
Mr. Pug he said it on his other channel
No, we’re not waiting. He did it already on his Damien Lee channel.
He said it in this video
ruclips.net/video/oHg5SJYRHA0/видео.html
"Its not drinking alone if you're pregnant"
It is if you keep drinking
I uhh... I need to make a call
Oh god
Holy sh-
...
Pfft lol
I love how the person knows the “joe mama” joke by responding
*”Your tricks don’t work on me mortal”*
they are l e a r n i n g
Connor site the magic to me witch I was there when it was written
*Do not
You don’t want to l know who Joe is?
Joe Loss...
@@personman5830 I know who Joe is...
Joseph Stalin
Damian: Sees photo
Viewers: *Chuckle*
Damian: *W* *H* *E* *E* *Z* *E*
L A U G H M O M E N T
@@silvrsqnder that's not how you use it, Dear normomic neanderthal.
Wolfy_677
Ok boomer
@@silvrsqnder ok boomer
@@DunkleCheese ok boomer
Kids: let’s cheat on the test
Teacher in the ceiling: Imma end this man’s whole career
Pog
Pog
Pog
Damian: Looks at 3 legged cat. Points out eyes and doesn't realize the missing leg.
Me: too pure for this world
yes
Well yes, bit actually YES
Yes
Everyone: That cat has 3 le-
Damien: HE'S GOT DIFFERENT COLORED EYES!!!!
papapizzababa VoV hehe kk bubblegum
Leat Fingies
@@mikepencestoes Why are you responding to this???
@@RFXN_Emulator Leat Fingies
@@mikepencestoes Can't argue with logic like that..
3:42 this man will go down in history as one of the greatest teachers of all time
@potato Damn right
Came back today and witnessed true friendship
Cat: missing a leg
Damien IT HAS DIFFERENT COLORED EYES! OH MY GAUD
IKR
Leg number may decrease and thus change, eye color is hard to change man
Damien sees the best, not the worst.
@@blitz-o-byte wise words, thank you blitz-o-byte
but disabled kitties are valid
I like to imagine the teacher then crawled down from the ceiling like an insect. And then stamped there paper's with an F- before hissing at them and crawling back up into the ceiling.
.... Thanks for that image
Sounds like the teacher from Invader Zim leveled up.
@@variouspeople6196 You're welcome!
“Kids cheating on test.. looks up then sees the teacher in a vent”
The kids: EMERGENCY METTING
AAAAAAAAAAAAA A TYPO HELP
Pump has a gun
I repeat. Pump has a gun
"4 legged friend"
"Has 3 legs"
Damien:
OH MY GOD HE HAS DIFFERENT COLORED EYYYYEEEESS
I know he was trolling but i got low-key triggered when he said that-
Teacher: "watch student from the ceiling"
*SNEAK 100*
Nick Gurr
(Your name tho) *_student watches theacher from the ceiling in her home
Nick Gurr he has the golden number of likes
This comment got 8 likes in 30 seconds.
@@crazycsiw6404 woah, thanks for letting me know cuz i never have that much likes in 30 seconds
@@justlogus np
Imagine walking into a bar, sitting down and then the bartender saying: “Are you here drinking alone?” And then saying back, “Nope, I’m pregnant!”
I showed this to Tumblr
One said: I can imagine the teacher just crawling on the roof, down the walls and standing menacingly
Another said: *_she watches from above_*
Ah yes, the horror/creepy side of Tumblr, I love those guys, they're funny.
"I showed this to Tumblr"
no
Don’t question
*The elevated one*
That's how tumblr works
the first one is weird, but the second one is a memer.
I love how Damien was more surprised by the cat having different colored eyes than by it having 3 legs
I came down here to check if anyone else copped it
It’s easier to eat a cats leg than to change its eye color
@@Nick-pm2nj You're not wrong...
_how did i get into this dark side of comments. it's not like there is bright but-_
Cats with 3 legs arent rare. It's often from an accident at birth
3 years later.... Sir Legit HAS drawn 100,000 stickmen. He is no longer a mad lad, he has ascended to legend.
No one:
Damien: maniacally laughs at fire piss
*W H E E Z E*
“Its not drinking alone if you’re pregnant” r/technicallythetruth
But it soon will be
Elliott Petersen r/cursedcomments
@@2001CuisinartToasterr no delete your comment now
Dominic Crusade k
@@2001CuisinartToasterr what did you comment 😂
The “me” and “my professor” is chopper hugging his tutor when he died, one piece is the anime.
love One Piece
One piece is so long I’m only on ep 247
@@peanutbrainut one piece is hella long but it’s worth it I’m on episode 600 rn
@@definitelynotshea135 ooooh cool! I also agree it’s worth it but my mom or brother won’t watch it because he says most of the episodes are filler and while some are it’s still interesting to watch! Ah I’m rambling .-.
I fucking had a stroke reading this.
"It isn't drinking alone if you're pregnant."
Maybe not yet, but it WILL be?
+ConDog 06 I dont woosh people because it's extremely cringey, but I think you're the one getting wooshed here.
Lowkey can't tell if you're being sarcastic. Its obvious the other person was.
F u n n y D a n k ok tell me when the fetus funeral is or the deformed little child’s funerals is
@F u n n y D a n k T H E F U C K
Either this comment section is extremely dangerous or there is a hurricane level of whooshing here
Or I've just overreacted badly
U should say, “heymien, my namien is Damien”
Yes
Ỹēß
ŸĘß
heymein mymien namien ismien damien
I love this comment, I was going to like it but I want to keep it at 69 likes
“[Gasp] he’s got different colored eyessssss!!!”
Seeing this man get excited about a kitty with heterochromia has honestly made my day better
93 year olds aren't boomers tho... They're the generation that raised em.
No
@@Hellsing788 My 86 year old great grandmother isn't a boomer, so how is somebody that is older then her a boomer?
@@jubileetea No
@@Hellsing788 Go play some checkers, economy wrecker.
@@jubileetea Ight
Nobody:
Me:
Madlad teacher: Aaaaalways watching Mike wazowski, AAAAAAAaaaaaalways watching
r/ MeIRL
Now I want to become a teacher just to do stuff like that......
“It’s not drinking alone if you’re pregnant”
*it will be soon*
I better stop then because I need my night time snacks
I just heated up a microwave dinner in a toaster oven, I'm the true *M A D L A D*
That just sounds like you ate a half hot, half frozen Salisbury Stake.
A-A-Anon-Anonym-
I brought a book about concentration camps into a church
Seiteki Uuihma A book on concentration, and you can’t stay on topic.
@@Ozzie8404 exactly
Nobody:
Teacher: I'm watching you. Always watching you
ruclips.net/video/RBs21CFBALI/видео.html
isnt that from Fairy Tail?
@@DunkleCheese ha ha nice try, I saw another guy got Rick rolled so I knew what this was
@@catbot8014 no, it's a song
@@DunkleCheese that's the first thing I thought lol
I’ve always thought of bringing my phone and tablet to school so if a teacher says,”No phones in class” I could pull out my tablet
Haha now the teachers can't take your phone away...hahahaha....😅
Point of joke: cat has 3 legs and not 4
Damien: IT HAS DIFFERENT COLOURED EYES!!!!!!!!
@Tenya Iida You know the video is barely over 10 minutes, you could rewatch it takes you just as long as it would anyone you asked to find it.
But I'm feeling generous, if a bit playful.
10:48
When you just watched a guy draw 10,000 stick figures for the meme
Best video
@@sirlegit1327 oh crap it's the legend himself
Me, joining Emkay: HE'S GOT DIFFERENT COLOURED EYES!!!!!
Me, rewatching it: Wait, I missed the point, didn't I.
yup
Hey it’s not drinking alone if you’re pregnant!
Damian: *seizure noises*
These lads are madder than my mom when I broke her phone the other day.
Your a madlad, madlad
@@potatobeans9893 *you're
Sorry
f
“Madlad teacher sents hen### to a anime liking student”
*True anime madlad*
Hold up
I mean my bestie did that to me.
day 1 of quoting terrifying stuff
_i can smell you damien_
Wtf 😂😂
_i lick my cat to you damien_
scärlët ëclipsë 69 likes,
scärlët ëclipsë DONT like pls
Hol up
Missed opportunity.
"I beat the enderdragon on a school computer"
"Ender dragon, more like ender dra-GONE."
3:27 I must say, that professor has a really good taste
"*uncontrollable laughter*"
-Damien 2019
Wich one?
legit: makes the amount unlikely so he doesnt have to do it
damien: (͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)
Well it was already done by the time of posting. So it was thanks to reddit!
The last guy not only played the RUclips game, but he's the only one to actually win.
Damien: sees something funny
Damien: I have to tweet this
Bruh it’s been like 4 minutes since this was uploaded and Sir Legit’s channel is already exploding.
EDIT: Some replies told me to check his channel now and holy hell, fame is contagious I guess.
Yeah
4.1 K at the moment
TEMMIEEE
Well the post was already on reddit so
subscribe to punish them for their hubris: ruclips.net/channel/UCdfyrSTvSklKdMAnTGfLMsw
The physics teacher posting some sauce is, imo, the highlight of the video!
I think Damien missed the part where the cat has 3 legs instead of 4 thus they got it because and quote " the mom said they couldn't have anymore 4 legged friends "
Eyyyyy.
When i was born I had the option to be rich or have good memory I don’t remember which one I picked
I do, sadly.
Very funny
But it’s was be f*%king dumb or have bad memory
I’m being nice friend
@@indidacoolkid4111 Are you?
Dad : so, how did you see him cheat?
Teacher : *i became the cctv camera*
"this guy's got 5g! Nice!"
It's 5G E, which is just 4g lte, but it looks like 5g.
Can confirm.. thanks, AT&T
Hello gaster dude
And also no iPhone has 5G
iPhone 12 has 5G
Me: *checks the stickmen video by Sir Legit”
Also Me: Jesus Christ, not even a full 24 hours and he went from 800 to like 15k
Just looked, he's now at 50k likes, and has gone from 342 subs to over 23k
Draggon Reaper wow
52k likes now
Now its at 53k
one of my teachers had a weird toy gun thingy and he got it whenever a wasp flew in and then shot it. he also let a spider live in our classroom for months until it left by itself, and set the fire alarm off with chemistry experiments. he was great.
I don't understand how stealing someone's car door handle is a "good crime."
10:18 what the heck is that $40 shot on his receipt?
Duh...the can't open the door
Sir legit hit 9k likes he’s actually gonna do it
Looks to be over 40k now!
YUSH
He has almost 20k subscribers now
44k likes
Gulan Akrawi 44k
It took me a while to realize what platform the video was on. Good Job my guy
His laugh heals me spiritually.
Dr. A Hedgeh(og): **exists**
Sonic Fanbase: "What is this, a crossover episode?"
Sir legit has grown... his mastery of the art is now unstoppable.
No one
Absolutely no one
Not a single reddit youtuber
Damien: WHEEEEEEZE
r/uselessnobody
z Lightning z why are you calling me
ok ok
why did people like this old, stale format
guy rick rolls his entire chemistry class
me: pathetic hooman i have done it to my entire school
just for all those who want to know how i did it, my school was electing the head prefect in which the students running had to make a video which would be shown to the entire school for them to elect, in which at the end of my video the screen fades to black and the music ensues. this is how its done.
tldr: i made a video with a rick roll at the end and the entire school watched it
You can just hear the pain in his voice after reading “it’s not drinking alone if you’re pregnant”
Hey Damien, just wanted to let you know that you made my special day extra special because I got a kick out of this, thanks for staying on schedule even if something is going on in your life! Take care!
They're in the walls, THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE GOD DAM WALLS
3:22 once a kid said I have all the Pokémon cards, so being the 7th grader me I asked him if he had the blue waffle card
He said yes
Edit:this comment was sniped by his brother
OH. *OH* *NO*
**gasp**
I don't get it... Wait is this joke supposed to be inappropriate?
Oliver olson Its totally not a inappropriate joke just don't google blue waffles
@@nathanielberry1022 and 2 girls sharing 1 cup
No one:
Literally no one:
Damien: aHAHAHhhhahhauaAAHAHAHNa
e
It’s most likely been read by Natalie Stfu.
That one with the teacher giving the kid sauce left me wheezing
10:57
Megalovania: starts playing
Cat: You wanna have a bad scratch?
“How to stop procastinating
-I’ll add it to my watch later”
My watch later 130 I watched videos
Ha, My watch later exceeded the maximum playlist size so I made a second watch later.
I have two- no, THREE watch later playlists and all of them are full
HIGHTECHTOASTER 13 yooo so did I haha I named the new one “watch new” and Im worried it’ll be filled up soon too!
My watch later has over 1,000 videos....
My is almost full, I'll make a new tomorrow
Sometimes....... Damien reacting to these posts makes me think that he, in fact, is the one true mad lad .
Damien: *Doesn't feature a post from r/EmKay*
Everyone: Comrades, this man is clearly delusional
How to say schafernaker
Step 1: say “sha”
Step 2: say “fen”
Step 3: say “nacker”
Thank me later
*I don’t trust you...*
Ninjareml NR me neither
I know what your trying to do
I don’t get it....
You can r/whooshed
0:50
He did 100,000. The truest of all madlads.
damn, the teacher with the "sauce" is a guilty gear player
“My namie-“
*pauses vid*
HE SAID IT!!
*unpauses*
“My name is Damien”
Oh I should stop wishing now I’m going crazy
He said it on his personal channel.
@@s-boy4613 what vid
ruclips.net/video/rTQXmKc2dsw/видео.html
6:49 man it must’ve been painful when he ate those pizzas and walked out with his balls dragging so hard on the ground.
5:19 more like “Our Welcome”
ruclips.net/video/U06jlgpMtQs/видео.html
(☭ ͜ʖ ☭)
Damnien: doesn't include the viewers fanart at the end
Us: *a n g e r*
One time I drew 123 lenny faces in a school notebook
I still have it somewhere
I was already watching this and then a notification of this popped up XD
Damian's laugh is the best and it gets me everytime
2:47
And then I unplugged her life support
The physics teacher send him BlazBlue Doujinshi sauce. A man of culture xD
I have been checking the comments trying to figure out what my uncultured ass didn't understand about that picture. You're comment is the first I've seen about it. Is it the numbers that have to do it with? Was the tag portion attached to the email?
@@Core10knee The answer is in the numbers comrade.
I love how contagious damien's laugh is... I mean, here i am at the hospital with terminal laughter and now i'll put this video in full blast. I'm taking as many as i can with me damnit!
I don't care how old this is I can always use more Damien nearly laughing himself into a coma.
Let’s be honest
You went to Sir Legit’s channel
... yes
Nope.
*Old Steve Rogers* No..I don't think I will..
Nah
Yes..
Not yet
10:50 awnn, that cat is so cute, he even has homophobia.
The other guys: o k.
Damien: *W H E E Z E*
Tbh, on some of these, it’s the laugh, that made me laugh
"Your tricks don't work on me mortal" -Damien Our God
3:43 it seems that I have found men of culture...btw that's from "nhentai.net"
Shhh... You shouldn't reveal our secrets as easily.
Though that teacher was legendary. The sauce in question is decent.
... Why does Damien seem like he actually understands the sauce though?
thank you so much. I was scrolling through the comments to see the source of this sauce
@@lucasmillerthelewderofloli9327 our secrets must be known to those that are worthy..
still it seems like he is one of us.
@@user-hy4eo8zr5f gladly comrade.
if you find some good research materials let me know...for research
@@Ks3N Of course comrade. I always help out a fellow... manga and anime observer
2:15 emkay.exe has stopped working 😂😂😂
Damien is the true *mad lad*
3:59
Is-is he holding up a *dong* ?!
bruh video hasn’t even been out for four minutes
Your fast
And also are you joking or asking a question
*æ*
It’s a gun
I was so happy Damien was back but then I realized this is an old video 😭😭😭
@Kirb Is The Best i know damien has a channel but him being back on emkay would have been cool for old times sake
Day 11 of asking damien to say "Hey alien my namien is damien"
good daymien my namien is damien
Nobody:
Damein: That was a really good Timmy’s dad impression
Everybody: *Yes, Yes it was*
the guy cured himself, ate two pizzas. and fucking absolutely won life.
When damien saw the cat he just started talking about the eyes and not that he has three legs the poor thing
3:58 He doesn't censor some bad words but he does censor a freaking shotgun. How logical
RUclips has dumb monetization rules