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  • @KennethMWLi
    @KennethMWLi 4 года назад +5143

    7:30
    Anime Girls: *The* *council* *will* *decide* *your* *fate*

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 года назад +879

      Wh-Wh-What is our judgement, uwu~!?

    • @Crimson_Obelisk
      @Crimson_Obelisk 4 года назад +132

      Kenneth M.W. Li Not a weeaboo? Purge the heratic!

    • @SpiritofFireMrVader
      @SpiritofFireMrVader 4 года назад +77

      Say that to palpatine who's actually the entire senate himself

    • @mjwlol
      @mjwlol 4 года назад +40

      Wow you got h e a r t e d

    • @EXILEDPSALAKANTHA
      @EXILEDPSALAKANTHA 4 года назад +16

      Uh oh

  • @yassineslamm
    @yassineslamm 4 года назад +3442

    Damien : laughs at his own joke
    Oxgen: ight ima headout

  • @bluestorm749
    @bluestorm749 4 года назад +70

    I love how Damien at 11:49 immediately after reading the last reply just finishes the video, as if that last one pushed him over the edge and he couldn’t do any more.

  • @YoyIeCake
    @YoyIeCake 4 года назад +37

    There are two types of people in this world:
    People who are just really cursed and messed up
    People who post cursed comments to get featured on this subreddit

  • @Germadian
    @Germadian 4 года назад +719

    I love when he has to stop and compose himself before continuing.

  • @sirapple589
    @sirapple589 4 года назад +1403

    0:03
    “Sacrificed mine awhile ago but hey, now I got this sick new car”
    You really shouldn’t be driving a dead goat around.
    Eventually the heart that you’re using as a brake collapses and you accidentally splatter a child in entrails.

    • @cogpamp21schannel4
      @cogpamp21schannel4 4 года назад +51

      Sounds like this dude pulled off a goat simulator.

    • @parkerwells3317
      @parkerwells3317 4 года назад +29

      I do that in a normal car

    • @xyz.xander
      @xyz.xander 4 года назад +18

      @@parkerwells3317 r/cursedcomments

    • @cyanoobs9781
      @cyanoobs9781 4 года назад +6

      IndecisiveNerd 69
      omg same

    • @soubhadra
      @soubhadra 4 года назад +5

      Sir Apple
      Now we'd have another heart. And a new car, probably.

  • @calebturner405
    @calebturner405 4 года назад +5

    I think someone has the refilling superpower at 8:40 because I woke up with diarrhea and it hasn't stopped for more than 5 minutes at a time, so I get done wiping, go lay back down, pull the blanket upp, then immediately take the blanket back off, and waddle back to the bathroom kill me please

  • @tohpingtiang4878
    @tohpingtiang4878 4 года назад +353

    Points gun at you. It's not like I'm robbing you BAKA!
    So what does a tsundere robber be like?

    • @Sallyam
      @Sallyam 4 года назад +37

      *This comment might blow up*

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 года назад +30

      @@Sallyam Will it

    • @Sallyam
      @Sallyam 4 года назад +1

      @Saih Gonzalez ?

    • @darklimevlogs8637
      @darklimevlogs8637 4 года назад +3

      @Saih Gonzalez ORA ORA ORA!!!!!

    • @darklimevlogs8637
      @darklimevlogs8637 4 года назад +1

      @Saih Gonzalez oof i do not understand

  • @Crimson_Obelisk
    @Crimson_Obelisk 4 года назад +1729

    EmKay: reads a funny comment
    Emkay’s brain:
    Emkay: makes a slightly less funny joke:
    Enkay’s brain: hm, yes, this joke is made out of W H E E Z E
    Edit: realized the last Emkay is spelled ‘Enkay’. No, I’m not changing it.
    Edit 2: this comment is pure again. Sorry about that :P

  • @lapiscake1211
    @lapiscake1211 4 года назад +4

    7:18
    I NEVER EVEN NOTICED THE TISSUES AT FIRST,IM JUST SURPRISED THAT THEY DID A JOKE LIKE THAT

  • @mergy101dalmatians4
    @mergy101dalmatians4 4 года назад +74

    "Spider man spider man does what ever a spide can"
    Does that mean he can impregnate spiders?

    • @CommunicationsOfficer535
      @CommunicationsOfficer535 3 года назад +2

      You have been banned from the Mickey Mouse club for inappropriate behavior

    • @mergy101dalmatians4
      @mergy101dalmatians4 3 года назад +5

      @@CommunicationsOfficer535 nooooooooo my premium subscription. No more free hot diggity dogs. And now I can't come inside. Because its no longer fun inside.

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 3 года назад +2

      No, Spider man has very specific powers derived from spiders. No single Spider man can actually do everything all spiders can. This does mean however that there is a Spider Man with the ability to impregnate spiders. Spiderverse n all that.

    • @quinnception631
      @quinnception631 2 года назад +1

      spiders-man can

    • @soulofflame9999
      @soulofflame9999 2 года назад

      ​@@CommunicationsOfficer535 (breaks in and starts pulling off clothes)

  • @greenbird6435
    @greenbird6435 4 года назад +382

    10:54 When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man, running the stand:
    "Hey!" Buh buh buh
    "I'm legally required to tell you that I'm a registered sexual predator."

    • @nightsong81
      @nightsong81 4 года назад +29

      Then he waddled away, waddle waddle...

    • @islandprincess714
      @islandprincess714 4 года назад +15

      Then he waddled away, waddle waddle..

    • @justadegenerateweeb4251
      @justadegenerateweeb4251 4 года назад +19

      Then he waddled away waddle waddle till the very next day pom pom pom pom pom pom pom

    • @sparkslime
      @sparkslime 4 года назад +7

      And so the Duck waddled straight up to the stand and asked, Hey!" bum bum bum "Do you have any... CONDOMS???" *bum bum bum* **Then he waddled away WADDLE WADDLE**

    • @dreploop6002
      @dreploop6002 4 года назад +8

      The State of Florida has asked us to,
      Expose our sexual crimes to you.
      We were bad, but now were good,
      Were moving into your neighbourhood.
      We know were trying our best to be,
      Functioning members of society.
      Were not here to cause no trouble,
      Were legally required to do the Sex Offender Shuffle

  • @tremen151
    @tremen151 4 года назад +354

    “Peter rabbit of the concrete jungle” is one of the most hilariously disturbing things I’ve ever read. It’s brilliant.

  • @nikolai6884
    @nikolai6884 4 года назад +16

    7:43
    Emkay: whenever i look inside all the eyes all their soulless anime eyes
    Me: i don't see why are they soulless what i see is just some anime girls that is just staring at this person (who take this picture) soul

  • @drixg555
    @drixg555 4 года назад +16

    7:30. Kamen Rider Agito: Dear sweet Gaim, I pray Decade finds us and gets us out of here...fast.

    • @warrentan831
      @warrentan831 3 года назад

      Suddenly, oma zi o appears and destroys the timeline

  • @pulim-v
    @pulim-v 4 года назад +259

    11:10 "that's really cool!"
    Ignores the cursed image

    • @nightsong81
      @nightsong81 4 года назад +13

      What I see is 100% blessed.

    • @noahhorton286
      @noahhorton286 4 года назад +2

      you call that cursed?

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 4 года назад +11

      You made me double-check...
      I see where it's cursed now.
      No spoilers to others who still haven't looked hard enough. It's easy to glance over it unaware but once ya look closer...

    • @arthurthekyogre9155
      @arthurthekyogre9155 4 года назад +7

      You spelled arousing wrong

    • @DiligentMantis
      @DiligentMantis 4 года назад

      @@superwhatevergamin9634 I don't get it

  • @asphyxia7512
    @asphyxia7512 4 года назад +293

    9:51 I was drinking then I sprayed water out of my mouth when I heard "sorry Daddy, I've been a naughty Slave"

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 4 года назад +15

      I'm probo gonna get the Duolingo app, ignore the hell out of it, and let Duolingo Thanos Snap my ass outta existance just to unsee that one.
      Fucking hell, that one comment- although technically true- was so very freaking wrong on so many levels...

    • @grumpy_roo
      @grumpy_roo 4 года назад +1

      That had me dying laughing, I almost choked on my applesauce lmao

    • @compositebow151
      @compositebow151 4 года назад +1

      69th like

    • @youraveragetroller4467
      @youraveragetroller4467 4 года назад +1

      *wait what*

    • @ItzSkipper_
      @ItzSkipper_ 4 года назад +1

      R/THATISFUCKINGCURSED

  • @sydneysleeper9642
    @sydneysleeper9642 4 года назад +24

    7:30
    Does anyone else see the one non-anime girl in there? If you're curious, that is actually a character: Kamen Rider Agito.

    • @sethtaros7757
      @sethtaros7757 4 года назад +1

      I’ve seen one (1) person notice timered in the comments.

    • @sydneysleeper9642
      @sydneysleeper9642 4 года назад +1

      @@sethtaros7757 ...I have seen that image so many times... and I never saw Time Red. I am disappointed in myself. For some reason, I just saw him as some weird extension of Agito.

    • @hemashrivastava5501
      @hemashrivastava5501 3 года назад

      @@sydneysleeper9642 dude I can't get the joke in this image can you explain please

    • @sydneysleeper9642
      @sydneysleeper9642 3 года назад +1

      @@hemashrivastava5501 There are two characters from Tokusatsu shows in there, amidst the anime hellscape: Kamen Rider Agito, the titular character of his series, and Time Fire, from Mirai Sentai, Timeranger. They aren't looking towards the camera, and just seem to be there, trapped by the anime.

    • @bonnieshenton9426
      @bonnieshenton9426 3 года назад

      Ha

  • @UntotenTheo
    @UntotenTheo 4 года назад +3

    6:25
    *Memeulous appears*
    "What is this? A Crossover episode?"

  • @vitaleriof
    @vitaleriof 4 года назад +139

    7:33 everyone dressd up as an anime girl and then there's that guy in the back dressed as a power ranger

    • @matthewdennler2953
      @matthewdennler2953 4 года назад +8

      No a kamen rider

    • @vitaleriof
      @vitaleriof 3 года назад +5

      @@matthewdennler2953 pardon me, never heard of them, care to explain what they are?

    • @matthewdennler2953
      @matthewdennler2953 3 года назад +8

      @@vitaleriof theyre the same series heck powerangers is an American translation of its sister series

    • @hemashrivastava5501
      @hemashrivastava5501 3 года назад +3

      I don't understand the joke in this image can you please explain

    • @__SunFlow__
      @__SunFlow__ 3 года назад +1

      @@hemashrivastava5501 uhh... not now. Maybe a couple of years later

  • @puddlel1ama327
    @puddlel1ama327 4 года назад +561

    I can never think of whether to like or dislike.

    • @Crimson_Obelisk
      @Crimson_Obelisk 4 года назад +29

      Tom Lovett I can make the decision for you. Like the video, that dislike button you see is a hallucination and your brain is messing with ya

    • @coconutthecockatiel478
      @coconutthecockatiel478 4 года назад +8

      To many drugs. They're making you hallucinate.

    • @contentdeleted7159
      @contentdeleted7159 4 года назад +7

      Enkay

    • @degeneratewithasideoftidep6795
      @degeneratewithasideoftidep6795 4 года назад +2

      Make an alt account and dislike in that one while liking on this one

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 года назад +46

      The objectively correct answer is to like.

  • @georgeplacey9430
    @georgeplacey9430 4 года назад +5

    7:30 everyone is talking about the anime girls
    yet no one notices the knight just acting like he belongs

  • @bloodrosereaper2099
    @bloodrosereaper2099 4 года назад +7

    I low how Agito and Quantum Ranger are in the back of the train and are leaning forward like:
    We've been here for three day's. They won't let us leave! Get out, get out while you can!

    • @ryaniversen8029
      @ryaniversen8029 3 года назад +2

      Agito would probably asked them to find Decade or Oma Zio, as only they have the power to free them from the anime.

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 4 года назад +459

    _Gangsta on the streets, Oni-chan in the sheets_

  • @maybexsuma2005
    @maybexsuma2005 4 года назад +2206

    When i first saw the title
    "i Fear No Man"
    "But that Thing"
    "shows the Thumbnail"
    "It scares me"
    ( edit: :D )

  • @idontknowlol6786
    @idontknowlol6786 3 года назад +4

    5:03 funniest sh*t I have ever seen

  • @smlzbean361
    @smlzbean361 4 года назад +18

    7:02
    I'M TRYING I'M TRYING TO SLEEP BUT I CANT BUT I CANT WHEN YOU ALL HAVE GUNS FOR HANDS
    anyone part of the skeleton clique? ||-//

  • @thelastword2305
    @thelastword2305 4 года назад +423

    1:32 "My dead grandma strokes faster than you!"

  • @michaelliu8887
    @michaelliu8887 4 года назад +238

    No, this is exactly where I want to go.

    • @waffledkirb
      @waffledkirb 4 года назад +13

      Oh f*ck it's the Nintendo player who keeps beating me in Mario kart

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 года назад +20

      Oh f*uck it's Anime

    • @toasterhavingabath6980
      @toasterhavingabath6980 4 года назад +5

      @@EmKay you just censored nothing but also did censor something

    • @k_benicool
      @k_benicool 4 года назад +5

      EmKay What the f*uck?

    • @Ob1tuber
      @Ob1tuber 3 года назад +2

      I will take Cybertron thank you very much

  • @gameking9131
    @gameking9131 4 года назад +6

    “Carl and shaggy stuck doing the mac-STUCK”
    -EmKay

  • @ReturnOfMonke
    @ReturnOfMonke 4 года назад +11

    Meanwhile, Emkay be like: “Me and my brother watching my dad get the lethal inJECTSHUHUHUN!”

  • @justkaichi8269
    @justkaichi8269 4 года назад +163

    7:30
    Anime girls : "You came to the wrong neighborhood, Onii-chan."
    Kamen Rider :

    • @danialshamshuddin
      @danialshamshuddin 4 года назад +5

      TimeRed/Time Force Red Ranger:

    • @SalvaLovesJesus04
      @SalvaLovesJesus04 4 года назад +14

      hentai protagonist: no, i don't think so

    • @danthunderblast1107
      @danthunderblast1107 4 года назад +3

      That's Agito, but why is he there

    • @anphans4238
      @anphans4238 4 года назад +9

      @@danthunderblast1107 he be getting some wild anime pussy after all those battles

    • @hotpikachu
      @hotpikachu 4 года назад +3

      Sorry senpai but you have to go

  • @lu_mist8396
    @lu_mist8396 4 года назад +182

    07:33 Anime after getting cursed treatment,real version is much better than this cause this creeps even my weeb soul out
    EDIT:// I re-readed the title "stick em up" as emkay said "and as always",dunno if i should be happy,terrified or sad

    • @LegacyLunatic
      @LegacyLunatic 4 года назад +7

      They look like they gonna murder you goddammit

    • @TheOGtokublaze
      @TheOGtokublaze 4 года назад +2

      LOL if you look in the back there's Kamen Rider agito and time red ( or to Western audiences the Time Force Red Ranger)

    • @tristinbreland3025
      @tristinbreland3025 4 года назад

      That’s why I need to wear a Doomslayer cosplay

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 года назад +7

      And as always! 😊 Beg for your life! 😊

    • @tristinbreland3025
      @tristinbreland3025 4 года назад +2

      EmKay no not good enough

  • @wargreysama
    @wargreysama 4 года назад +8

    7:38 I love this photo... There's fucking Kamen Rider Agito and TimeRed there. It's amazing.

  • @OwO-nk1zv
    @OwO-nk1zv 3 года назад +3

    idk what is more funny, the coments or emkay's wheeze 😂

  • @LuxrayLloyd
    @LuxrayLloyd 4 года назад +138

    This is the best thing to say after JUST coming home from school. EmKay.

    • @jaquaviusvonquayquayiii5463
      @jaquaviusvonquayquayiii5463 4 года назад +5

      Bruh why is everyone in school I'm on break

    • @_sleepy_head11
      @_sleepy_head11 4 года назад +2

      Where I live its 8:12 am
      Time zones are just straight up confusing-

    • @LuxrayLloyd
      @LuxrayLloyd 4 года назад

      @@jaquaviusvonquayquayiii5463 That's real lucky

    • @LuxrayLloyd
      @LuxrayLloyd 4 года назад

      @@_sleepy_head11 I agree

    • @ashbroccoli
      @ashbroccoli 4 года назад

      I too have vacation.... Yet i still feel like im in prison :v

  • @oppositereality3792
    @oppositereality3792 4 года назад +90

    7:40 My time has finally come.
    **eyes vanish**

  • @GRAVEHEART453
    @GRAVEHEART453 3 года назад +3

    None of the posts are truly funny, but this guy's wheeze makes me laugh hysterically in all of these videos. Good job, narrator.

  • @Sonopitch
    @Sonopitch 4 года назад +3

    9:17 Shaggy looks like he's f*cking carl on the shadow

  • @raichuodd8025
    @raichuodd8025 4 года назад +45

    7:40 you will get twice the fear if you look at the bug man (agito) on the left

  • @HarriWasHere
    @HarriWasHere 4 года назад +51

    11:03 *SAO music intensifies*

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 4 года назад +5

      Hey dude, I can feel what my character feels!
      *Gets to a final level fire section*
      Uhh... Well s---. Guess Imma do a no-hit run.

    • @tenyaiida7721
      @tenyaiida7721 4 года назад

      you know SAO too? have you seen Alicization yet it's the new season?

    • @sue-y1581
      @sue-y1581 3 года назад +2

      SAO takes place in 2022 just wait

    • @Ob1tuber
      @Ob1tuber 3 года назад

      Never mind

    • @Anty_Praza
      @Anty_Praza 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@tenyaiida7721that aged like milk.

  • @rampratapsingh4431
    @rampratapsingh4431 3 года назад +4

    0:59 what you do to my daughter i do it to you

  • @pixelbit2728
    @pixelbit2728 4 года назад +3

    Emkays preview pic: hey onii-chan~. Agito in the background: wait what

  • @vinestaffery
    @vinestaffery 4 года назад +326

    Well, I’m curious on how you want oni-chan to “stick em up.”
    Last time I said that to someone was back when I was taking children’s insides and selling them in the black market.

    • @lankymaccrazyhair264
      @lankymaccrazyhair264 4 года назад +9

      I really the first line and was about to say "Wow you made that so much more cursed" and then I read the second line and just
      w
      why

    • @glatt0_
      @glatt0_ 4 года назад +8

      Nah we capture the kids then just eat them we don’t go to the black market we like em fresh come down to the orphanage for a free meal and no charge

    • @vinestaffery
      @vinestaffery 4 года назад +6

      Demi god 8599 Ah yeah, I forgot. Which business you work for? I’m currently on the lower ranks, probably gonna move up to the slaughter and slavery soon.

    • @lankymaccrazyhair264
      @lankymaccrazyhair264 4 года назад +5

      This just keeps getting worse

    • @glatt0_
      @glatt0_ 4 года назад +4

      Almond Milkッ I’m in the higher ranks making immigrate children make shoes then once we’re done we eat them it’s a good deal but I’ve been going to the orphanage and just getting kids fresh off the menu

  • @branastasia8013
    @branastasia8013 4 года назад +210

    “What’s it like to have a pet goat?”
    I dunno, ask Thomas Jefferson. His goat was pretty cool. It killed a person once

    • @President_Starscream
      @President_Starscream 4 года назад +6

      That goat was doing the Lord's work.
      Lord Starscream's work to be precise.

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 4 года назад +2

      President Starscream
      I just heard G1 Megatron’s “STARSCREAM” while reading your comment.

    • @spook_z
      @spook_z 4 года назад +3

      I see hamilton won't ever leave me, even when I try to escape it

    • @addictedtobroadway9350
      @addictedtobroadway9350 4 года назад +4

      Don’t forget how it stayed on the lawn outside the White House where it attacked anyone who when near it, and when it killed the little boy it was finally sent away, but never calmed down and killed several other sheep, even its own lamb before it was put down. They say that they weren’t even sure if Jefferson knew it was attacking people until it killed the kid. It sure was an aggressive boi. I’m pretty sure it had some really kickass name too

    • @BloodyBay
      @BloodyBay 4 года назад +1

      Up until this moment, I thought that Andrew Jackson's parrot - the one that he taught how to cuss, and it kept cussing over the priest at Jackson's own funeral until the parrot had to be forcefully removed - was the coolest Presidential pet _ever._
      I _gladly_ stand corrected!

  • @unkown_lewd_weeb_4205
    @unkown_lewd_weeb_4205 4 года назад +5

    7:32 it's the Fam squad...all tho I lost most of the pillows it¨s weird how you have to trap them in your basement so they don't run away I get weird vibes when I'm in bed and they move and scream ¨help¨ like a 27-year-old man.

  • @elijah5908
    @elijah5908 4 года назад

    I joined your Reddit.Also great video Damien!

  • @lanthan598
    @lanthan598 4 года назад +74

    Any subreddit : *exist*
    Emkay: *whezzes in Damien*

  • @adeowazhere
    @adeowazhere 4 года назад +107

    *I feel discomfort and pleasure when I watch this video*

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 4 года назад

      Cmdr. Lewdiepie
      i think i found who the anime girls were staring at in the thumbnail... too accurate to NOT be you

    • @LmfaorozMinecraft
      @LmfaorozMinecraft 4 года назад

      Like 90% of these subs humour is just really fucked up scenarios

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 года назад +7

      Perfect. This is the desired emotion. You have retrieved value from this video.

    • @xxhotsauce_stingerxx5961
      @xxhotsauce_stingerxx5961 4 года назад +1

      *_Displeasure_*

    • @polyblank6433
      @polyblank6433 4 года назад

      *when your brother and you are banging*

  • @nolanperkins1997
    @nolanperkins1997 4 года назад +1

    i love these episodes

  • @plarpman
    @plarpman 4 года назад

    Your reactions are why I watch you lmaoo

  • @ziomaloiguess
    @ziomaloiguess 4 года назад +67

    7:40 Me: nope *opens door and jumps of the train* Me in my mind while doing this: better be dead then red

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 4 года назад +10

      Ziomalo Gaming
      you’ll be both if the train movin... ya dead and red either way. cuz blood
      ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

    • @Wo-Lad
      @Wo-Lad 4 года назад +3

      @@dangray6455 what if they have periods, or they weren't deflored?

    • @dangray6455
      @dangray6455 4 года назад +6

      @vlad cucu they are hentai girls they are made just for a good fuck don’t worry

    • @ziomaloiguess
      @ziomaloiguess 4 года назад +1

      @@thelivingliver6715I am a bale of hay, can't you see? I got no blood

    • @dangray6455
      @dangray6455 4 года назад

      @Ziomalo Gaming he was not trying to offend you he was just making a joke it there is no r/wooosh cause I now were you are coming from

  • @Volnas97
    @Volnas97 4 года назад +40

    7:34 Ok, so, I'm gonna leave now. No no, there's no need for stopping the train.

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 4 года назад +10

      Adam Volný
      imagine if one of them just catches you before you fall out the train and they all gather around and consume you and turn you into one of them 0-0

    • @Volnas97
      @Volnas97 4 года назад +6

      Ok. I didn't need to sleep tonight.

    • @teubert2
      @teubert2 4 года назад +6

      I'm too much of a weeb for that picture to scare me at all, but what "I am allergic to negativity" wrote makes it scary now lol.

    • @Jay-oy1ld
      @Jay-oy1ld 4 года назад +2

      Adam Volný 😂

    • @genericgamer1271
      @genericgamer1271 4 года назад +4

      Why do people think that is cursed?

  • @Wolf762x39
    @Wolf762x39 2 года назад +6

    1:35 imagine an auto tuned moan.

  • @Toxic_43
    @Toxic_43 3 года назад +2

    7:30
    Onii- chan... you... you weren't supposed to see this

  • @Gilhelmi
    @Gilhelmi 4 года назад +15

    "Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the Paramedics"
    Yeah, I am going to use that.

  • @connorwallace5274
    @connorwallace5274 4 года назад +39

    0:35 well I shoved a purple one up there but all I have is a sudden urge to kill the avengers

    • @Potato_Peel_
      @Potato_Peel_ 4 года назад +1

      Did thanos convince you to kill the avengers before, during or after he shoved his purple one up in your ass?

    • @synphilia4776
      @synphilia4776 4 года назад +4

      @@Potato_Peel_ all at once

    • @tenyaiida7721
      @tenyaiida7721 4 года назад +2

      Or do you have temptation to kill *FNAF music Intensifies*

  • @axelwulf6220
    @axelwulf6220 4 года назад +3

    7:30
    Look closer
    There's a couple random Power Rangers in the picture
    This One is so old...

  • @henrysutherland5292
    @henrysutherland5292 4 года назад +2

    i laughed so hard at this video that i moved around a blood vessel in my eyeball

  • @va-v
    @va-v 4 года назад +150

    "You came to came to the wrong neighborhood, Onii-Chan"
    r/ihadastroke

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel 4 года назад +17

      Yeah, dude.
      It's spelled "onii-chan", with two "i"s.

    • @va-v
      @va-v 4 года назад +5

      @@Burn_Angel I feel educated

    • @masonmcdonald3932
      @masonmcdonald3932 4 года назад

      Spleens....

    • @hemashrivastava5501
      @hemashrivastava5501 3 года назад

      @@Burn_Angel I don't get the joke can you please explain

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel 3 года назад +2

      @@hemashrivastava5501 An oni is some kind of demonic ogre, so saying "oni-chan" is...pretty weird.

  • @monsunoguy19
    @monsunoguy19 4 года назад +22

    7:37 Like if you saw Agito

    • @sethtaros7757
      @sethtaros7757 4 года назад +4

      Is nobody noticing timered as well?

    • @monsunoguy19
      @monsunoguy19 4 года назад

      Oh shit you're right!

    • @pixelbit2728
      @pixelbit2728 4 года назад

      WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HEEEEEEEE

  • @kimmstiny.
    @kimmstiny. 4 года назад +2

    Emkay: *Laughs at something funny*
    also Emkay: *WHEEZ*

  • @AzureGreatheart
    @AzureGreatheart 3 года назад +1

    Reditor: “Good thing I know black magic.”
    Damian: “That’s enough redit for one day.”

  • @President_Starscream
    @President_Starscream 4 года назад +80

    Thor has 2 goats that he can slaughter and eat, lay out the bones overnight, and they're whole again the next day. Endless sacrifices, endless new cars!

    • @addictedtobroadway9350
      @addictedtobroadway9350 4 года назад +9

      just be careful not to break any or he’ll take you to compete with giants

    • @President_Starscream
      @President_Starscream 4 года назад +4

      @@addictedtobroadway9350 ah, I see you, too, are a person of class.

    • @EpicPinkCreeper
      @EpicPinkCreeper 4 года назад +1

      @@addictedtobroadway9350 remember to never trust Loki when he tells you to mess with anything that belongs to Thor... or just don't trust Loki at all.

    • @lokilockness2970
      @lokilockness2970 4 года назад

      EpicPinkCreeper hey I resent that.

    • @euaf-crimson1730
      @euaf-crimson1730 4 года назад

      Did you realize that Megatron had a bucket head this whole time?

  • @evadron6644
    @evadron6644 4 года назад +73

    That thumbnail is a Madlad image

    • @DunkleCheese
      @DunkleCheese 4 года назад +1

      Cursed madladad

    • @lucikka3674
      @lucikka3674 4 года назад

      It scarred me fore lifu

    • @evadron6644
      @evadron6644 4 года назад

      Cheedos Ok and?

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 4 года назад +1

      Cheedos
      toxic much? not every weeb plays gacha life, and even if they do, what is wrong with that?
      seriously your insults are unecessary

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 4 года назад +2

      Cheedos
      everyone has opinions, you selfish prick. honestly, you’re just a pathetic 5 year old

  • @shmaaakaplayz2056
    @shmaaakaplayz2056 4 года назад +2

    7:40
    Pants:aight imma head out
    Hand:UP DOWN UP DOWN

  • @Frazer227
    @Frazer227 4 года назад

    I love how you can tell how relieved He sounds at the end when He says ‘That’s it for r/cursed comments’

  • @ayazamikanz5299
    @ayazamikanz5299 4 года назад +17

    Dafuq? I turned off the volume completely and I can still hear Damien’s voice in my head.

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 года назад +3

      He is. Inside.

    • @keiths5021
      @keiths5021 4 года назад +1

      While it's more likely that you are hallucinating, someone did invent compressed sound beams that travel like a laser and when it's focused on you, it sounds like the sound is originating from inside your head. I think they were installed on some soda vending machines somewhere.

    • @thatoneotheridiot3361
      @thatoneotheridiot3361 4 года назад

      @@EmKay Kinky.

  • @atrain1226
    @atrain1226 4 года назад +33

    " you came to the wrong neighborhood, ohii-chan"
    Or the right one

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 4 года назад +2

      USAisbest ever
      finally someone speakin my language

    • @eddiepooles2326
      @eddiepooles2326 4 года назад

      *W E E B*

    • @Its-JustMari
      @Its-JustMari 4 года назад +1

      Gary The Snail DWEEB

    • @eddiepooles2326
      @eddiepooles2326 4 года назад +2

      the almighty demon king bruh it was a joke to do with the post. Found the real web xD. You’ve got hentai to catch up on bro, get back to they lmao

    • @Ob1tuber
      @Ob1tuber 3 года назад +1

      Me: Astrotrain you might want to fly right now

  • @ReaperXXIII
    @ReaperXXIII 4 года назад

    i need a playlist of your videos damien

  • @GundamSneed
    @GundamSneed 4 года назад +4

    I still feel bad for whoever the Kamen Rider Agito and TimeRed cosplayers where in the thumbnail due to having to be in the same infamous image as the masks that haunt my nightmares.

  • @SindaccoFamily
    @SindaccoFamily 4 года назад +11

    God...Damien saying "sorry daddy" made me feel a certain type of way 😳

  • @lanthan598
    @lanthan598 4 года назад +30

    So this subreddit is basically the cursed version of r/madlads

  • @xenongd6974
    @xenongd6974 3 года назад

    Damien's "yehh" is the best thing ever

  • @puppet1show626
    @puppet1show626 4 года назад +3

    Me: *Sees thumbnail*
    Also me: "Jerking is a valid tactic"

  • @daddybondrewd
    @daddybondrewd 4 года назад +4

    Damien: consistent volume throughout the video
    Damien: AND THAT'S GONNA DO IT FOR CURSED COMMENTS

  • @reefslider1
    @reefslider1 4 года назад +50

    Anytime i hear "Engineer" I just hear "YeeY!" in my head.

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 4 года назад +7

      everytime i hear it i think
      “yipeeyaikayeayeeeeee kaiyooooo”
      or
      “woooooooweeeeeeee makin bacon”
      its never anything else until i start thinking about more things Engineer says. but those are always the first things to come into my head

    • @toasty5400
      @toasty5400 4 года назад +4

      Everytime I hear Engineer I hear "erecting a dispenser." But sometimes it's just "erect"

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 4 года назад +3

      Toasty Boi
      please tell me in your head he says “erect” in super slow motion

    • @toasty5400
      @toasty5400 4 года назад +3

      @@thelivingliver6715 y e s.

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 4 года назад +2

      Toasty Boi
      im gonna go find a video of that....
      for.... research purposes

  • @rmt3589
    @rmt3589 3 года назад

    That key one got me. Usually I focus on destroying or erasing evidence, not hiding it...

  • @namcicle2309
    @namcicle2309 3 года назад

    I have no idea why I laugh this much lmao

  • @splitfire9426
    @splitfire9426 4 года назад +24

    2:49 What about the person in the wheelchair? I guess grandma's gonna be crawling

  • @exudeku
    @exudeku 4 года назад +3

    Even in depths of hell, Damien's wheeze can blow the flames away

  • @Ob1tuber
    @Ob1tuber 3 года назад +1

    The thumbnail: Exists
    Me: Astrotrain transform in to robot mode

  • @meikofeigncaru227
    @meikofeigncaru227 4 года назад +1

    I don't know if I should be scared or concerned...

  • @lotuseater2184
    @lotuseater2184 4 года назад +6

    8:31
    Okay, but I need to write this as a JoJo OC stand ability.

  • @lanthan598
    @lanthan598 4 года назад +28

    The thumbnail describes a very
    Verrrrry disturbing images

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 4 года назад +1

      thats more a blursed image for me.
      i take the train all the time, so to see that will just make my day. ....until i start wondering why they’re all starin at me. gonna prolly pull a fnaf move and try to stuff me in an anime suit like the rest of them.... “one of us” they’ll chant, repeatedly... until i start to chant too as the next poor soul walks onto the train in the next stop
      nico-nico-nee bruh

    • @lanthan598
      @lanthan598 4 года назад

      @@thelivingliver6715 what the hell

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 4 года назад

      Lanthan -Aka Loli-
      i did this to a bunch of other comments and idk why. glad to know i freaked a bunch of randos out like yaself at almost 6:30 in the morning in America lol

    • @lanthan598
      @lanthan598 4 года назад

      @@thelivingliver6715 I mean
      Yah sure man
      It's 4:00 pm for me doe

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 4 года назад

      Lanthan -Aka Loli-
      why america is a bigger country than multiple countries combined........

  • @flxxdedeyes
    @flxxdedeyes 3 года назад +1

    7:30
    "You are the sacrifice, Onii-chan."

  • @LUSProductionsOfficial
    @LUSProductionsOfficial 3 года назад +1

    I absolutely LOTH the meme of “Eevee becomes a Ghost Type with a *BRICK”* you literally MURDER an innocent Eevee just because you wanted a GHOST.

  • @robbieewing2318
    @robbieewing2318 4 года назад +6

    I watched the entire shaggy and Carl video and when that song came round as a tik tok trend I wanted my soul to be devoured

  • @Alt400
    @Alt400 4 года назад +13

    Im on my way home and i just payed money to watch Emkay without wifi

  • @shacochad7052
    @shacochad7052 3 года назад

    I need more Damien

  • @zoui8215
    @zoui8215 4 года назад +2

    9:03. We watched that in my class during lunch. It was beautiful.

  • @GrapeGameplayz
    @GrapeGameplayz 4 года назад +24

    I was watching EmKay when I got the notification.

  • @Prof.Guards13
    @Prof.Guards13 4 года назад +3

    0:25 hey look it's me

  • @Nater2204
    @Nater2204 4 года назад +1

    Damien is basically THE narrator on the channel.

  • @Hera-kx1vm
    @Hera-kx1vm 4 года назад +5

    7:30 One of those look very familiar to me, from a furry thing my friends showed me- I could just be imagining it after seeing the thing they showed me.

  • @untitled3112
    @untitled3112 4 года назад +16

    I hate turning Eevee into a ghost type, it's impossible to clean.

  • @knightofdrawnschooltables3849
    @knightofdrawnschooltables3849 4 года назад +38

    7:37 hmm one of them looks suspicious…nah its probably nothin :D

    • @kalvinwhy5849
      @kalvinwhy5849 4 года назад +2

      im blind what is it

    • @crippled1317
      @crippled1317 4 года назад +6

      In the middle you can see Kamen Rider, which has the yellow armor

    • @crippled1317
      @crippled1317 4 года назад +1

      @@oddacity5883 weird flex but ok

    • @knightofdrawnschooltables3849
      @knightofdrawnschooltables3849 4 года назад +3

      *Lol jay's comment before deleting it*
      ''So mean the japan power ranger''
      Me: wat :/

    • @xshadowx32hd66
      @xshadowx32hd66 4 года назад

      @@knightofdrawnschooltables3849 Hol up. Isn't Japanese power rangers called power rangers?

  • @dogelama0186
    @dogelama0186 3 года назад +1

    7:30 why AR’s exist
    (Steps on train, doom music starts, pulls out gun, loads gun, pumped up kicks plays, youve came to you’re last train Weebs,)

  • @imactuallyquiteepic265
    @imactuallyquiteepic265 4 года назад +1

    9:10
    “Me and my brother watching my dad get the lethal-“ 𝗱𝗶𝗲𝘀

  • @itsdad0c
    @itsdad0c 4 года назад +5

    Thumbnail: Attack of the animegao kigurumis
    Me: