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SCP 682 HAS BROKE OUT OF GATE B WE NEED ALL AVAILABLE HELICOPTERS AT GATE B NOW I REPEAT SCP 682 IS OUT OF THE FACILITY I NEED ALL AVAILABLE HELICOPTERS AT GATE B NOW
Once I played Habbo Hotel, and I went to an adoption center rp server, and said "can I please have a child with a side of fries? I'm starving and I need food" They banned me.
0:49 An Underground Railroad location which operated out of the local plantation, a hideout used in Al Capone’s bootlegging operation, and a former Speakeasy.
"There was once a vampire named Mabel who's periods were quite stable At every full moon She'd take out a spoon And drink herself under the table" Man spitting facts
and is anybody gonna talk about the fact that he censored words like "gun" and crap? if it's due to youtube policies, it might as well become virtual china
1:15 "A vampire named Mabel." Wait... Mabel... hmm... Heh, reminds me of... Gravity Fa- *10 seconds later* "Do twins have the same sized-" *OH GOD NO-*
3:18 Actually, a heater is a device with 0% efficiency, since it converts all of its energy input into waste heat, with none able to perform work; however, if heat is what we want, then such a device is useful.
Well, what we call "efficiency" would be determined on what task we want to perform, no? Therefore if we want a machine that produces heat, a machine that converts all of its energy to heat would have a 100% efficiency
@@linus6718 In thermodynamics, I’m pretty sure mechanical efficiency is defined in terms of turning one kind of work (using force to make an object move) into another; heat energy is considered waste because it cannot efficiently be turned into work, due to entropy. So even if we desire to create heat energy, it is considered wasted in terms of efficiency.
I was on a cat video about taming a feral cat, and one comment said "just hug them", so I replied "so now there's a deep slash in my chest and I'm typing with my left hand while I'm holding my heart in place with my right or else it will fall out again. What's the next step?"
I love mk narrators doing r/cursedcomments, they always have so much hope that their mental health doesn’t deteriorate. Then, they’re hopes are crushed
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Still waiting for Robin to say
"Hello, my name is Robin and today we will be Robin da bank"
whats throbbin' i'm robin
My friend taught me this:
Robin,
Robin,
Suck my throbin Robin
Yarde ya daze
Hi Dio
Tonokiotomarezu
Emkay: and just like the old man helicoptering to the sunset
Me: Tails the fox but a human?
zura AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
no no, you got it all wrong, if he was tails, he would obviously helicopter with his asshairs into the sunset.
@@tox1c_box NO ;-;
@@therealthatcatstabe360 It does make sense though
@@tox1c_box You are technically not wrong
Robin looking at fan-art: "Oh my god I absolutely love this" *girly giggle intensifies*
Where's the cottage cheese
EEHEE HEE HEE HEE
Yes
YEEEESHERRRRRRSSSS
"And just like the old man, he helicopters into the sunset"
Miles "Tails" Prower has entered the chat
Sir
Miles "Tails" Prowler
@@MotivatedVergil111 prowler
@@fullflowaerospace lmao
As a very big Sonic fan, this cracks me up
his laugh at the “earth without art is just eh” part makes me smile
Lol just his laugh makes me smile 😂
ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html Here Ya Go :)
hello I have it memorized because i have been rock rolled so much I could be wrong but still
@@callmejimmy6170 it is a rick roll according to other comments
@hello I have memorized the whole link, this is a Rick roll
p: People
e: Eating
t: Tasty
a: Animals
It’s not like it’s the first time I saw a bad company named peta
Animals are tasty, but you know what’s more tasty? [redacted]
Yeah
Tea Kettle THE FORBIDDEN ARCHIVES!
People eating twelve animal's
0:12 That isn’t cursed, that’s blessed. I just wanna squeeze it in a good way, it’s so adorable!
Today i found something cool
Eating chips
Anime: clean
IRL: shitty
I'll take a potato chip... And eat it!
*crunch*
ruclips.net/video/QJWwFRdAdBg/видео.html
@Gabe Garcia no u
*Death Note flashbacks*
*I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!*
“In mother America you don’t touch the president, the president thouces you“
*Funny Valentine has entered the chat*
Dojya~n!
Lego Brick 𝑑𝑖𝑟𝑡𝑦 𝑑𝑒𝑒𝑑𝑠 𝑑𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑟𝑡 𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑝
dojyaaaan~!
the funny part is he can touch you in alternate universes
a veggie yessir
America: *has riots*
The SCP foundation Guard that started playing Farcy 6 on a random computer:
Oh no
@@DanHomeVideos the d class personell who got a computer:
watch him play fortnite like a newb next
SCP 682 HAS BROKE OUT OF GATE B WE NEED ALL AVAILABLE HELICOPTERS AT GATE B NOW I REPEAT SCP 682 IS OUT OF THE FACILITY I NEED ALL AVAILABLE HELICOPTERS AT GATE B NOW
@@barbkendall6933 Sorry I am only MD, DEA, and ScD...
Me: goes to adoption center
Me: aaaah, all perfect candidates for the basement
Weird name for an restaurant bro.
I use them for shooting practice but ok
Once I played Habbo Hotel, and I went to an adoption center rp server, and said "can I please have a child with a side of fries? I'm starving and I need food"
They banned me.
@@burnv06 worth it
2:19 THAT'S ME
Omg your sus
ITS HIM
ITS WITERAWY HIMMM!
“There once was a vampire named Mabel” my brain: gravity falls-
YES
No
WHY ITS IN MY MIND
Oh no
If Norman had been what she'd thought he was
Petition for him to start every single video with "What's throbbin, I am Robbin"
[Omega Owl has signed]
What’s throbbing haha *YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW*
@@ImranAli-gy1kj what's throbbing?
[gagid a] has signed
[bruh master] has signed
0:49 An Underground Railroad location which operated out of the local plantation, a hideout used in Al Capone’s bootlegging operation, and a former Speakeasy.
1:10
If you drank period blood, you would be drinking dead eggs
.
.
.
.
*would that be human caviar?*
Since you’re probably eating/drinking shed uterine tissue as well it’s more like human steak Tartare
*hol up*
*pukes in my hands out of disgust* 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
How do I unread something?
How poetic. A cursed comment on a video talking about other cursed comments.
so no one is talking about the whole video being desynchronised?
I thought my stuff was acting up
It's not even desynch. It's freaking showing reddit pages that aren't spoken in the video.
Look at 59
0:59
OH I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT LIKE THIS ITS NOT JUST MEEEEE
There’s 1.1k and only more that want to lay the pipe with Wario
Here’s a cursed comment
His nose is the whole pipe.
Yes officer, this comment
You can't call your own comment "cursed"
your saying other people dont??
@RadioactiveFNC _ you just happened to read this comment at the right time
It’s actually insane watching these old videos and seeing Robin not get angry at absolutely everything
"There was once a vampire named Mabel
who's periods were quite stable
At every full moon
She'd take out a spoon
And drink herself under the table"
Man spitting facts
OMG THAT ROBIN EMKAY FANART-
MY HEART
ITS SO
ADORABLE
DFGHJ
Whoever did the art is a legend.
SadNess is here no it’s a god
"hey I'm human after all!"
Robin: hahaha
*Hold up*
1:36 That’s called a gloryhole.
P: People
E: Executing
T: Tiny
A: Animals
1 word
*Y E S*
NO-
@@theladiescallmesona it's true tho
Can we just appreciate that Robin is narrating these posts with that voice without being hired by "Top 10" channels?
*WatchMojo wants to know your location*
Yo guys this comment is from 3 years ago and I here to break the chain
Ni-
*Gets deleted by god*
What
I’m so uncomfortable, but like okay at the same time.. My brain doesn’t know how to feel, I’m confused
H...How?
Better check the doctor
How? Just how?
I know that feeling it's was the fellings in my life but I only felth it ones
anxiety? or your mind just has a conspiracy theory.
edit: I have this feeling too when I'm lonely
10:40 Tails backstory confirmed
Robin’s laugh is the definition of: “HEHE”
I just saw this at home page lol
Same, it didn't give me notifs for some reason
I just got notification
Same
Oof
I don't know why this is a lol moment.
"Guys, i think this is starting to kill off brain cells..."
I'm all ready ahead of you... Unfortunately.
I'm more like:
I am four parallel universes ahead of you...unfortunately
I personally think I've won. But at what cost?...
My brain cells are inmune to this shit
Yeah it seems like I'm loosing brian sells everi secuun dn
I think he lost a pound of brain cells due to him saying “all ready.”
10:46 he's instead helicoptering away like Tails from Sonic!
4:05 if only she wasn't blind.
Sign: *Caution: Trees don’t move*
Macbeth: Oh thank god
Malcolm: Am I a joke to you?
8:48
lmaooo-
groot: Am *I* a joke to you??
Wait- Malcom?-
Dhmis-
Trees after Landslides: *adios*
Because of that fanart at the beginning, all I can do now is imagine Robin as one of those cartoon birds from princess movies
H m?
Actually the bird in the fanart is a real bird callad a robin
6:45 - I hope he doesn’t play Clone Drone on it
i sure hope he doesn't play Warframe on it
Did anybody else see the Planned Parenthood ad at 10:23 to 10:24? It’s a split second in between
1:00 Yandere Dev in a nutshell
SHUT UP
Lol
Lmao
Lmao yes
Lol
The robin laugh fits the fan art so much it’s adorable ADORABLE I TELL YOU.
Yes I love his laugh
Sounds similar to Dio saying Wryy
9:29 cartman
cartman
*car* tman
Robin: guys i think this is starting to kill off braincells
me 5 seconds earlier: why do I has to see to suffer the for longs and lost many braincell?
r/ihadastroke
@@Nightshade-Aurora yes my mouth did have a stroke xD
I love how he cuts the post off right when he's about to end the sentence.
Cursed_sentenceending
Reminds me of the good old “Candlejack” meme, where if you mention his name, he will hija-
@@sebastiansimon7557 ah yes, Candlejack, the b-
Man we gotta put peddles on wheelchairs
“Upgrades people, upgrades”
Nah we need pedals on cars, that way we can go kart around town and have fun
Ok ok listen to me
Hand peddles
More speed
@@WarriorPNG hand pedals WITH feet pedals
@@AMTfilmclips NAH BRO
YOU KNOW THE HAPPY WHEELS GRANDPA CHAIR
need I say more?
@@WarriorPNG HAPPY WHEELS GRANDPA CHAIR WITH FEET AND HANDS PEDALS
That last one isn't so bad, now he can helicopter hair and twirk at the same time!
4:54
And pollen is essentially just plant sperm, I guess thats why worker bees are female.
Why’s no one talking about how all the audio is way out of sync
same
something happened
and is anybody gonna talk about the fact that he censored words like "gun" and crap?
if it's due to youtube policies, it might as well become virtual china
Bro same
Audio is so delayed im confused on what hes saying
Damaged Dynamite it started at the r/darkjokes
1:15 "A vampire named Mabel."
Wait... Mabel... hmm... Heh, reminds me of... Gravity Fa-
*10 seconds later*
"Do twins have the same sized-"
*OH GOD NO-*
LMAO 😭
Conclusion: gta5 wasted
7:30 that's a wintermelon, not a cucumber
0:52: *Minecraft Eating Sound Intensifies*
Tbh. Robin is carrying this channel. He’s so enthusiastic when he read
Don't you dare, Lexi is just as enthusiastic and doing her damnedest.
Damien......
Where is Damien tho?
@@charlesvictor5329 he left, has a channel named Damien lee
@@charlesvictor5329 also one called deelee
When you get to the video and have nothing good to say:
*nervous* uh.. umm. Hi
Why you nervous why you nervous?
It’s ok take you’re time
Hello
You used * this didn't you **nervous** **OWO** **what's this**
I know you're nervous so hi I just have one question
What is the amount of air pressure Force required to shoot in radius to power invisible umbrella
4:45
Robins genuine laugh gives me my will to live
3:18 Actually, a heater is a device with 0% efficiency, since it converts all of its energy input into waste heat, with none able to perform work; however, if heat is what we want, then such a device is useful.
Well, what we call "efficiency" would be determined on what task we want to perform, no? Therefore if we want a machine that produces heat, a machine that converts all of its energy to heat would have a 100% efficiency
@@linus6718 In thermodynamics, I’m pretty sure mechanical efficiency is defined in terms of turning one kind of work (using force to make an object move) into another; heat energy is considered waste because it cannot efficiently be turned into work, due to entropy. So even if we desire to create heat energy, it is considered wasted in terms of efficiency.
Her: What's wrong?
Him: if we sound better in our heads? How does Robin sound in his head?
*Oh Frick*
Better than a G O D-
I have a theory;
DON’T BREATHE
Everyone who has breathed dies.
Don’t breathe.
Good idea! You have a point, now i'lltf5rgggggggggggg9,ljjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjju
Ching Yin MA [08R06M] can I r/woooosh you
Tried it! Deffo works :D
Now I wait for a r/wooosh here
Flo Ha Do same, people don’t get that it’s a j o k e
or is it
0:50 I LOVE HOW IT CUTS PERFECTLY
6:27 ah yes the horse stable home to many horses and creeps trying to feel average
The word Peta can be turned into “Meta” which can be turned into “Meat,” thus Peta is not vegan.
*plot twist music*
0:
THIS
Yes
but peta can be turned into Beat if your smart with it you can get Beat and meat
8:43 is basically in game loading screen tips
Xd I can relate
It is forbiden to *DOG*
9:36 tell that to African-Americans during the 1800's.
6:18 when the cursed
I got a reply for the Wario shrex:
*YOU WANT FUN, WARIO SHOW U FUN*
OH NO. Now I know why we barely see Wario anymore...
luigi where is wario
Me: *E P I C L Y L O O K A T T H U M B N A I L*
Also me: P E T A - Phile
>:(
>:(
>:(
>:(
>:(
Robin is a BIRD,Lexi is a CAT,Jack and Zack are unknown and Damien is a MOTORIDER or a DOG.
My friend goes by the name Oreoz and it was pretty weird hearing about this 4:15
2:54
Actually, you should kidnap 13 people so that at least one of them falls in love with you
He's going for 200% productivity.
@@BlockyBookworm 266,6666%
If they both needed to fall in love he would need to knidnapp 169 poeple
@@hiabst Nice
@@itzfizzle8750 That's how math works. If you want to take statistics on count, yeah I would have to reconsider my calculations
These guys be like, "wHeRes tHe LAST gUy" and all forget about the OG, my guy Damien
Well everyone knows Damien now only works for his channel Damien lee(live)
3:30
I was like "Oh yeah tru- wait wha-"
XD
5:33
"I'm the damn Gimp!"
i got one.
"is this drink drugged?"
shaddy person:no
"better make sure"
*adds more drugs*
No
We all have roughly two mins to live but that timer is reset every time we breathe
Everyone who died, has once lived
So if I don’t breathe, then I can live forever!
People do die when they’re killed
all people die
I love how some segments are cut out at the end. It makes it a quadrillion times funnier
I was on a cat video about taming a feral cat, and one comment said "just hug them", so I replied "so now there's a deep slash in my chest and I'm typing with my left hand while I'm holding my heart in place with my right or else it will fall out again. What's the next step?"
10:15 the fact that i IMMEDIATELY knew it was a quackity tweet...
Mamacita
Same.
And THAT'S the one I keep having to look at the URL to realize it.
Every. Single. Time.
Swear I keep seeing it everywhere
The thumbnail was shocking yet hilariously cursed...
I will beat that thumbnail.
Hmm yes human meat, my favorite
I died laughing at this, keep up the good work emkay
8:02 giga chad does it exi-
Fun fact: Russia is located russia
Genius!
@@rkalmas44 thank you
No, Russia is located in the motherland!
@@ratstyle5468 r/whoosh
@@Jack_Meoff.. r/woosh
"Unfollowed due to inactivity"
*REPLY TO XXXTENTACION*
IKRRRRRRRRRRRRR 😂😭😭
this is hilarious and disrespectful at the same time
truly appreciate the pink shade at the end of the video instead of white it hurts my eyes less now thank you for the laughs too :)
"CAUTION: TREES DON'T MOVE."
Hanging Tre (The Nightmare Before Christmas): *Am I a joke to you?*
Fun fact: every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
BMBLBY FANFIX Fun fact: Everybody already knows
@@sobaldman8375 K.
@@sobaldman8375 spittin fax right there
@@sobaldman8375 i didn't know that
r/wooosh
"You wake up and go to the bathroom and the first thing you see is this. What are your first three words?"
Me: Oh, hey mom.
Cursed_mom
Lmao
I posted it to Reddit my username is u/cosmiccatalyst23
*“Oh hi mark”*
My first words would be...
"Mama... Is you?"
4:09 r/agedlikemilk
Everytime you say your intro, "hey its robin" I remember the im not throbin each and every time from that one video
Me, an aspiring game designer hearing that dev be that much of a smart mouth put me into one of the bigger laughing fits I've had in a while.
10:16 Quackitys tweets are always cursed no matter what you do, and that’s what makes him.. Him
I knew I recognized the tweet
wait that's quackity
that makes so much sense
10:47 aged freakishly well. “Just like the old man helicoptering into the sunset”
I love how some of them are cut earlier which makes the memes funnier
"Don't worry, its human meat"
But humans are animals--
i stole your toast no it’s different animals, if you feed human flesh to monkeys successfully then it’s cannibalism
@@ShadowSearcher31
That's different species
It's still not cannibalism either direction, so don't let that stop you anymore
@i stole your toast
That's the spirit
r/cursecomment
*Put human meet into a hamburger and sell it to humans to perform caniblism*
7:07 not all of them is living in the moment
5:58
Respect but maybe don’t try at home bc you might get arrested
3:50 :
Me: colossal titan-
"End babys 2020"
*flashes planned parenthood logo*
8:01 10 Years later he saves 10000 people and unlocks the golden skin
I love mk narrators doing r/cursedcomments, they always have so much hope that their mental health doesn’t deteriorate. Then, they’re hopes are crushed
0:14 for some reason had me laughing for its cuteness and that face XD
That cute little “hahehehehe” makes me smile every time
Ikrrr
8:56 I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees, and the trees speak Vietnamese
Robin: Your Ding Dong-
Video: Freezes
The fact some of these voice clips are cut off makes it so funny