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  • @azkaalfafa6217
    @azkaalfafa6217 4 года назад +5078

    “Your alarm is your theme song”
    Imagine a show where even the main character skips the opening

    • @Netokir
      @Netokir 4 года назад +194

      Me, i dont have a alarm

    • @basicallystevenuniverse511
      @basicallystevenuniverse511 4 года назад +273

      Or sleeps though the opening half the time

    • @joex1084
      @joex1084 4 года назад +184

      Or skips the theme song to go on sleeping, to have another theme song started to skip it again to go on sleeping to have another theme song started to skip it again to go on sleeping...

    • @ignoremypaststupidity2719
      @ignoremypaststupidity2719 4 года назад +28

      Azka Alfafa diavolo: yeah imagine that

    • @KILLERGUNZ27
      @KILLERGUNZ27 4 года назад +23

      Then my theme song is the original Doom theme

  • @falsehcf
    @falsehcf 4 года назад +6484

    “your alarm song is your theme song”
    Well I guess my show doesn’t have a theme song

    • @julicrusellas
      @julicrusellas 4 года назад +375

      Well my theme song does not have a show

    • @kakateboi42
      @kakateboi42 4 года назад +101

      this my theme(alarm) song
      ruclips.net/video/vJY6ymOfiAg/видео.html

    • @Blue_Streak_Studios
      @Blue_Streak_Studios 4 года назад +79

      I don't have a show or a theme song... *I'm the only one*

    • @emilycrowder9255
      @emilycrowder9255 4 года назад +21

      Same dude

    • @julicrusellas
      @julicrusellas 4 года назад +17

      @@kakateboi42 nice election

  • @Rat4ever
    @Rat4ever 4 года назад +9607

    Robin sounds like a voice actor

  • @r1bit510
    @r1bit510 3 года назад +294

    “Your alarm is your theme song”
    me who has the alarm of screaming children:

    • @greenbird4497
      @greenbird4497 3 года назад +19

      me who wakes up without alarm

    • @WeHoopinOrSmt
      @WeHoopinOrSmt 3 года назад +11

      Me who if is the when the up

    • @R0NTHEJELLYFISH
      @R0NTHEJELLYFISH 3 года назад +11

      I have a rick roll theme

    • @MothGM
      @MothGM 3 года назад +11

      @@R0NTHEJELLYFISH neva gonna give ya up, neva gonna put you down, I just made a paradox.

    • @420catboi
      @420catboi 3 года назад +4

      Mine is Cat from Red Dwarf screaming "Fish!" over and over. So I'm sure people are thrilled when my theme ends.

  • @iamliterallyme
    @iamliterallyme 4 года назад +2578

    Explaining:
    What has 4 letters
    W-H-A-T
    Sometimes has 9 letters
    S-O-M-E-T-I-M-E-S
    but never has 5 letters
    N-E-V-E-R

    • @90zillas34
      @90zillas34 4 года назад +193

      Oh fuck off that took at least two of my Brian cells to figure it out

    • @Venas254
      @Venas254 4 года назад +107

      I'm not that observant or smart so this helps thanks.

    • @iamliterallyme
      @iamliterallyme 4 года назад +88

      @@90zillas34 Just like your grammar?

    • @rebeccabugg6394
      @rebeccabugg6394 4 года назад +17

      :0

    • @sandiegou2323
      @sandiegou2323 4 года назад +25

      I saw one similiar once earlier, but still couldnt get it. *untill I saw this ofcourse*

  • @awittybritty6853
    @awittybritty6853 4 года назад +478

    "Your alarm is technically your theme song-"
    My theme song is a broadcast interruption-

    • @hmmm4262
      @hmmm4262 4 года назад +14

      While mine is the song sandstorm played by a recorder

    • @thevampiregirl7529
      @thevampiregirl7529 4 года назад +8

      While mine is the demon on top of me. We're all different.

    • @thevampiregirl7529
      @thevampiregirl7529 4 года назад +6

      But also, if you have a broadcast interruption, THEN OMG I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE.

    • @aichen4415
      @aichen4415 4 года назад +7

      Mine is the broken siren sound

    • @lyricrue7069
      @lyricrue7069 4 года назад +4

      Mines Dying in LA by:
      Panic! At The Disco.

  • @Goh._907
    @Goh._907 4 года назад +812

    Technically the truth: If you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner

    • @iamsuperbored8516
      @iamsuperbored8516 4 года назад +21

      then your shower / bath would become a vacuum cleaner

    • @vedro_hightunplayer9673
      @vedro_hightunplayer9673 4 года назад +20

      Well, you become a vacuum cleaner cleaner. I mean you don't clean it using vacuum, and don't clean the vacuum

    • @mangeurdepizza9795
      @mangeurdepizza9795 4 года назад +6

      @@vedro_hightunplayer9673 And when you take a shower, you're a vacuum cleaner cleaner cleaner

    • @TheRatWhoLived
      @TheRatWhoLived 4 года назад +2

      And then it rains and you are outside, so the rain is a vacuum cleaner cleaner cleaner cleaner

    • @vinewisegaming3204
      @vinewisegaming3204 4 года назад +3

      I'm crapping confused

  • @colincummins6851
    @colincummins6851 3 года назад +64

    I greatly appreciate how enthused this guy sounds in his videos. It's unique from other channels with this content and I love it!

  • @briantang6693
    @briantang6693 4 года назад +968

    “The use of the term “anti-vaxxer” suddenly becomes illegal. What do you call them instead?
    *Dead*

    • @chillcult1613
      @chillcult1613 4 года назад +20

      illegal???
      *I KNOW 2020 IS THE END OF THE WORLD*

    • @epicsoul8136
      @epicsoul8136 4 года назад +11

      Brian Tang ant-vaxxer. Because fuck them.

    • @orfeastsakos3025
      @orfeastsakos3025 4 года назад +8

      They have already asked that question and a chad replied “idiots”

    • @azuroslazuli6948
      @azuroslazuli6948 4 года назад +5

      Illegal? LOL Guess I'll go to jail then. XD

    • @popidopilo2521
      @popidopilo2521 4 года назад +2

      ⁞ つ: •̀ ⌂ •́ : ⁞-︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─

  • @blooperbloups9318
    @blooperbloups9318 3 года назад +579

    "your alarm is your theme song" people who don't have an alarm: my show has a low budget

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 года назад +17

      Us who don't have a reason to get up at a specific time. Probably won't have much going on, if the episodes are day to day anyway.

    • @noahweston4999
      @noahweston4999 3 года назад +3

      MyIntroIsJustEmKayFromLastNight

    • @real_bullseye
      @real_bullseye 3 года назад +4

      my theme song is either complete silence, or loud bells ringing

    • @ericamborsky3230
      @ericamborsky3230 3 года назад +2

      That statement inspired me to change my alarm from a generic alarm tone to "Le Chant de l'oignon"

    • @hyperactivegoofball
      @hyperactivegoofball 3 года назад

      Mines the spongebob theme then-

  • @nmastando56
    @nmastando56 4 года назад +959

    “The moon is the most looked-at rock ever.”
    The actual fricking planet we live on:”Am I a joke to you?”

    • @jaden3109
      @jaden3109 4 года назад +9

      Well no,we cant see the earth soooooo

    • @MickasLOL
      @MickasLOL 4 года назад +78

      @@jaden3109 I wonder how you were able to type if you're so blind you can't see the ground underneath you

    • @gourabsarker6895
      @gourabsarker6895 4 года назад +8

      @Laura Nan dirt is actually miniscule rocks

    • @deathstar6998
      @deathstar6998 4 года назад +23

      It depends on if we spend more time looking at the sky or our feet.
      Also the earth is technically a ball of magma with a crispy outside, I doubt it's a rock.

    • @cloudy9593
      @cloudy9593 4 года назад +17

      The earth is basically a Tostitos (if that’s how you spell it) because inside is liquid, hot and red, (magma and it has a hard outside

  • @moonlightbelle
    @moonlightbelle 3 года назад +47

    I remembered in grade 1 when there was a problem in my math test about a girl named Anna having the wrong answer to an equation
    the question after it is "Is Anna wrong or right and why?"
    I answered: "no, because Anna is not smart."

  • @terriblejokefactory8831
    @terriblejokefactory8831 4 года назад +585

    "Being alive is more dangerous than being dead"
    I'm gonna go check brb

  • @keithebox3533
    @keithebox3533 4 года назад +160

    *"Your alarm sound is technically your theme song since it plays at the start of every episode"*
    *I ain't getting paid to wake up*

    • @idek2069
      @idek2069 4 года назад +12

      So that means if I don't have an alarm clock I'm a side character

    • @keithebox3533
      @keithebox3533 4 года назад +5

      @@idek2069 y e a

    • @bobanderson5087
      @bobanderson5087 4 года назад +1

      @@idek2069 a one episode side character that gets killed somehow

    • @hazwi
      @hazwi 3 года назад

      nor am i

    • @hazwi
      @hazwi 3 года назад

      lets quit acting in this show together

  • @goose9475
    @goose9475 4 года назад +463

    “Your alarm sound is technically your theme song”
    I don’t think theme songs are supposed to scare the crap out of you

    • @NOSEXER
      @NOSEXER 4 года назад +8

      Tf my life then cus my alarm is arabic nokia ringtone

    • @goose9475
      @goose9475 4 года назад +6

      FangABXY FangABXY hmmmmmm... that’s something weird to think about right before I go to sleep. It would be weird if I had a nightmare tonight

    • @disturbedtomato5163
      @disturbedtomato5163 4 года назад +6

      That’s debatable mr. goose

    • @grinreaperoftrolls7528
      @grinreaperoftrolls7528 4 года назад +5

      Unless there’s some fourth wall breaking going on

    • @a-ahmadfikri719
      @a-ahmadfikri719 4 года назад +2

      My theme songs is Pepsi-Man, it always succeed on destroying my eardrums early in the morning

  • @Wickle-Pickle
    @Wickle-Pickle 3 года назад +429

    “When I was a kid I thought vegetarians and lesbians were the same thing.”
    Me: Understandable they both eat bushes.

  • @おれはちゅうや大好き
    @おれはちゅうや大好き 3 года назад +615

    technically if you listen to a song while having a mental breakdown all the time that's also your theme song because it plays at the start of every episode

    • @whiteflame0713
      @whiteflame0713 3 года назад +17

      ...what if I pick and choose the theme song to make every episode a little easier?

    • @the_magicalruru
      @the_magicalruru 3 года назад +17

      Every start of my episode is just he's semi-aquatic egg laying mammal

    • @ElectroTiger
      @ElectroTiger 3 года назад +6

      No

    • @justeundonut-moi.7979
      @justeundonut-moi.7979 3 года назад +6

      @@the_magicalruru 🎵Of action ! Do be do be do ba !!!

    • @TheMrsYWilson
      @TheMrsYWilson 3 года назад +6

      @@justeundonut-moi.7979 HES PERRY!

  • @realbohnt
    @realbohnt 3 года назад +354

    R2-D2 had a security system that actually protects their owner from “ getting in trouble”

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 года назад +8

      I would always just chuck it up to his beep boop nonsense, but then I thought about how apparently everyone speaks it fluently. So instead I'll be angry about everyone being so damn multi lingual.

    • @achtsekundenfurz7876
      @achtsekundenfurz7876 3 года назад +12

      This generation is already fluent in "beep boop."
      _beep beep_ "Oh, food is ready"
      _sad "Pbpppth" sound_ "USB failed to connect again??? WTF WIndows10?"
      _that ##__#ing__ melody_ "BRUH you still have a NOKIA???"
      _boring xylophone tune_ "Oh yeah, another guy who can afford a $1000 phone but not change the default ring"

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 года назад +1

      @@achtsekundenfurz7876 Sure we do, but it takes place way in the past, really far away.

    • @achtsekundenfurz7876
      @achtsekundenfurz7876 3 года назад

      We don't have any hovercars, humanoid robots like C3PO, or even _any_ robots requiring as little maintenance as R2D2. They're just that far ahead in that galaxy. So if we understand beep-boop, there's no reason they should not.
      And I haven't even started about space fighters like the X-wing, casual hyperspace travel, lightsabers, etc. ;)

    • @lhaureencariagge9668
      @lhaureencariagge9668 3 года назад

      @Boyfriend shut up nerd

  • @redw0lfstone639
    @redw0lfstone639 4 года назад +211

    "Why do programmers like dark mode" because we like our god damn eyesight

    • @Auriee_
      @Auriee_ 3 года назад +2

      make a program

    • @connordev5466
      @connordev5466 3 года назад +8

      Visual studio dark mode is better than light mode

    • @piyushsharma3991
      @piyushsharma3991 3 года назад +1

      @@connordev5466 period.

    • @zenkuro9795
      @zenkuro9795 3 года назад +4

      No, because using light mode will attract bugs

    • @madkirk7431
      @madkirk7431 3 года назад +4

      Why do we like our sight?
      SO WE CAN NOT BE TRAINS!
      (11:16)

  • @kaydenene1
    @kaydenene1 3 года назад +12

    4:37
    "Im lesbian"
    "Im so proud of you for coming out as vegetarian!"

  • @elmoondrugs7507
    @elmoondrugs7507 4 года назад +192

    "How do u think he drowned" "He could not breath under water" Emkay: "Yea most of us cant" ME: WAIT "MOST"?

    • @santipapa6986
      @santipapa6986 4 года назад +9

      In theory u can breathe under water, but u can't get oxygen

    • @elmoondrugs7507
      @elmoondrugs7507 4 года назад +2

      @@santipapa6986 XD

    • @ignoremypaststupidity2719
      @ignoremypaststupidity2719 4 года назад +2

      Getrektm8443 BOI shit he’s on to us

    • @animekat2823
      @animekat2823 4 года назад +2

      @@santipapa6986 well it's not that you can't get oxygen, you're just getting too much hydrogen (H2O)

    • @santipapa6986
      @santipapa6986 4 года назад

      @@animekat2823 true that

  • @Sanetless
    @Sanetless 4 года назад +204

    "Your alarm is your theme song."
    My alarm: "Alpha nuclear warhead detonation sequence engaged. Detonation in T-Minus 30 seconds..."
    *Chuckles in immortality*

    • @hUh--
      @hUh-- 4 года назад

      Its about time...

    • @breadmixer
      @breadmixer 4 года назад

      ... Why.

    • @Sanetless
      @Sanetless 4 года назад +2

      @@breadmixer Look up SCP-963

    • @cartysk8er721
      @cartysk8er721 4 года назад

      Chuckles in fox,
      "I'm in danger"

    • @Spell2260
      @Spell2260 4 года назад

      am i turning crazy or is EmKays outro the cuphead king dice theme'

  • @sophiesmith7116
    @sophiesmith7116 4 года назад +751

    Everything in the world is either a cat or not a cat

  • @skeloluke4967
    @skeloluke4967 2 года назад +52

    Fun fact: In my family, the word “Nerd” is seen as an compliment as it technically means that they’re saying you are smarter than them.

    • @minerpvpgaming2160
      @minerpvpgaming2160 2 года назад +3

      thats what it means, The context is what makes it an insult or the compliment
      Its an insult if someone is trying way to hard to know things that they don't need to know for any reason or if your saying someone is a know it all

    • @pustota7254
      @pustota7254 Год назад

      @@minerpvpgaming2160 *too

    • @Asher1123
      @Asher1123 Год назад

      ​@@pustota7254nerd

  • @stwgord
    @stwgord 3 года назад +305

    “Your alarm song is your theme song”
    So does that mean my mum screeching at me to wake up is my theme song?

  • @name-uh5ee
    @name-uh5ee 4 года назад +156

    6:27 it's actually the Earth, it's a big rock, that literally everyone who is not blind, has looked at the ground, so not the moon, the Earth

    • @Catgoddess1401
      @Catgoddess1401 4 года назад +3

      Was looking for this, had the same thought. You see the earth every day, and the moon once a weekish

    • @TheOneTrueF
      @TheOneTrueF 4 года назад +2

      Well on percentage of how often you look at both you will end up looking at the moons rock 100% of the time but only look at the earth rock 58% because of grass and trees and water so your not really looking at a rock

    • @KinshinReaper
      @KinshinReaper 4 года назад

      @@TheOneTrueF But if your counting the entirety of the moon as a rock then you also have to count the entirety of the earth as a rock and I only look at the moon maybe once ever few months but I do look at the ground every day

    • @HeartJelli
      @HeartJelli 4 года назад

      I thought of that 2

    • @Wild_-vt6dk
      @Wild_-vt6dk 4 года назад

      Sad earth noise

  • @Space_Pencil
    @Space_Pencil 4 года назад +304

    “Don’t look at the moon.”
    Hmmm, wonder where else I’ve seen that before...

  • @Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith
    @Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith 3 года назад +14

    I have often been noted as saying "I'm not prejudiced, I hate everyone equally."

  • @RyTheFirecracker
    @RyTheFirecracker 3 года назад +758

    "Your alarm is your theme song"
    Well, I wake up to British queens having a rave.

    • @trust-tea4741
      @trust-tea4741 3 года назад +8

      Wait what?!

    • @RyTheFirecracker
      @RyTheFirecracker 3 года назад +6

      @@trust-tea4741 It’s a musical thing.

    • @berryanderson4101
      @berryanderson4101 3 года назад +8

      Wait, did I just get this? I just got a reference on the internet, that's a first!

    • @RyTheFirecracker
      @RyTheFirecracker 3 года назад +8

      @@berryanderson4101 Yup! It’s a six the musical reference!

    • @georgiahutchins408
      @georgiahutchins408 3 года назад +7

      WELCOME TO THE HAUS

  • @Katastrophe2007
    @Katastrophe2007 4 года назад +625

    “Don’t worry he’ll be Gen Z. He won’t be keeping it long anyway.”
    All of Gen Z: damn gotta call me out like that huh

    • @9000jamez
      @9000jamez 4 года назад +5

      Next is gen gt but then that generation will disown itself and be known as gen super

    • @houwlingwoolf
      @houwlingwoolf 4 года назад +1

      Gen alpha ain’t it though?

    • @honkhonk3789
      @honkhonk3789 4 года назад +1

      I feel attacked

    • @plutarian7396
      @plutarian7396 4 года назад

      @@honkhonk3789 me too

    • @natacialallathin7774
      @natacialallathin7774 3 года назад

      Hey I like your art

  • @jessicawroten9481
    @jessicawroten9481 4 года назад +152

    When ppl say avoid water they are just saying avoid 75% of yourself and your planet.

    • @Ath3naExe
      @Ath3naExe 4 года назад +5

      And 72% of them self

    • @Frizzstroyer
      @Frizzstroyer 4 года назад

      DarkZid Rucker, you mean 80% of ur self

    • @xenapaprika4555
      @xenapaprika4555 4 года назад +1

      I try to avoid 75% of myself every day

    • @jessicawroten9481
      @jessicawroten9481 4 года назад +1

      ⁰this is my most liked comment lol

    • @Dim2134
      @Dim2134 4 года назад

      @@jessicawroten9481 I mean 100% of my problems are created in relation to myself so that's honestly sound advice.

  • @type1hero146
    @type1hero146 3 года назад +7

    10:17 I was fully expecting it to just be;
    Blow my mind.
    Okay *chambers round*

  • @saldan3985
    @saldan3985 4 года назад +109

    "Your alarm song is technically your theme song because it plays at the start of every episode"
    That's great because my theme song is 10 Hours Air Raid Siren.

    • @caarsios7768
      @caarsios7768 4 года назад +2

      Oh no

    • @MelonHere20
      @MelonHere20 4 года назад +2

      That's a pretty long intro, though I guess the intro is usually really long anyways

    • @TheDiggity42
      @TheDiggity42 4 года назад

      Mine is “At Doom’s Gate”

    • @Nik-ny9ue
      @Nik-ny9ue 4 года назад

      I have mine set to me blowing air into the mic

    • @longshothorse2011
      @longshothorse2011 4 года назад

      The Doom Slayer huzzah! A man of culture!

  • @Laniebug-ds3di
    @Laniebug-ds3di 4 года назад +163

    "GUYS I NEVER HAVE LEFTOVER TACO BELL."
    *Gets an ad on taco bell*
    God dangit now I want Taco Bell!

  • @EggoNaut
    @EggoNaut 4 года назад +195

    Jokes on him, my cat wakes me up at 6 in the morning everyday.
    Would that make my cat my theme song?

  • @around441pipissharingaytac4
    @around441pipissharingaytac4 3 года назад +33

    Crying and bleeding guy with a happy mask on that hides his tears: Whats a 9 year old doing on reddit!?!?!?!?!!!?
    Chad: Sharing his awesome dinosaur sketches

    • @ethanmyers3574
      @ethanmyers3574 3 года назад

      thats sus

    • @That1_Lad
      @That1_Lad 2 года назад +1

      @@ethanmyers3574 I just want you to know BREATHING IS NOW ON MANUAL MODE

  • @poomagd2998
    @poomagd2998 4 года назад +212

    "What" has 4 letters
    "Sometimes" has 9 letters
    "Never" has 5 letters
    Robin, do me a favor and count the letters

  • @planetblob
    @planetblob 4 года назад +599

    Robin is the type of person to have the name “Robyn”.

    • @OGPanzerhund
      @OGPanzerhund 4 года назад +31

      No, Robin is the type of person to name his RUclips channel “Xycron”

    • @planetblob
      @planetblob 4 года назад +11

      FurStahlhelm pfff not gonna lie thats funny

    • @Nick-xm6og
      @Nick-xm6og 4 года назад +3

      Bjonk

    • @aaryadebchatterjee3398
      @aaryadebchatterjee3398 4 года назад +1

      PlanetBlOb u should have that name I mean look at ur fricken eyes

    • @Mahiuryuu
      @Mahiuryuu 4 года назад +6

      Rawbeyin

  • @unknown_mist5542
    @unknown_mist5542 4 года назад +342

    My theme song/alarm clock is weird then all it says is “let me out” and “I have a family” to shut it up I just do the same as a alarm clock...... I hit it

    • @DocMcCray
      @DocMcCray 4 года назад +8

      Mine is Ghost Nappa by Team Fourstar

    • @lanchan6837
      @lanchan6837 4 года назад +7

      Amateurs mine is the USSR on full volume!!

    • @scave6131
      @scave6131 4 года назад +5

      Mine is just the Terraria day theme.

    • @jigokunohi6538
      @jigokunohi6538 4 года назад +4

      DocMcCray wait how are you hitting it
      I kept in the locked basement

    • @ThankYouVeryLittle
      @ThankYouVeryLittle 4 года назад

      @@jigokunohi6538 I keep mine under my bed

  • @danyogurt1667
    @danyogurt1667 2 года назад +1

    "Blow my mind"
    "ok hmmmmmmmm"
    *pulls out hair dryer and points at mind*

  • @thereptile4139
    @thereptile4139 4 года назад +228

    15:05, the word “what” has 4 letters the word “sometimes” has 9 letters and the word “never” has 5 letters

  • @italiankaty0151
    @italiankaty0151 4 года назад +393

    "Your allarm clock is technically your theme"
    Well, guess I'm Giorgio Giovanna.

  • @jomesband5196
    @jomesband5196 3 года назад +69

    5:27 The only time it is right to refuse to a woman when she says: "My eyes are up here"

  • @brookie2fyee
    @brookie2fyee 3 года назад +4

    “The amazing, yet evil world of Brooklyn” has a ring to it

  • @alex._.5383
    @alex._.5383 4 года назад +334

    When babies are born they’re already 9 months old. Unless you were born premature and it’s less or more than 9 months.

    • @njendrysik2065
      @njendrysik2065 4 года назад +14

      Oh. Oh no. Fuck you

    • @hamzaahmed4635
      @hamzaahmed4635 4 года назад +6

      so on ur b-day u are however old u are and 9 months

    • @PlushiePoogle
      @PlushiePoogle 4 года назад +7

      Not necessarily.
      /Was born a month early

    • @alex._.5383
      @alex._.5383 4 года назад

      I don’t even remember writing this comment.

    • @alex._.5383
      @alex._.5383 4 года назад

      Hamza Ahmed idek

  • @Hyro_Thod
    @Hyro_Thod 4 года назад +123

    "Your alarm song is your theme song"
    Me: Doesn't have An alarm
    My friend, not missing a beat: Well of course, who would make a TV show about something so boring?
    Me: Traitor.

    • @shadowpokemander2766
      @shadowpokemander2766 4 года назад

      My alarm is highway to help fam.

    • @bean6882
      @bean6882 4 года назад

      thats smooth

    • @Hyro_Thod
      @Hyro_Thod 4 года назад +1

      @CriticalErr0r oof its ok I get it was a joke, lol.
      *You not wrong tho*

  • @paranormalgaming1495
    @paranormalgaming1495 4 года назад +409

    What = 4 Letters W H A T
    Sometimes = 9 Letters S O M E T I M E S
    Never = 5 Letters N E V E R

    • @headless7051
      @headless7051 4 года назад +9

      Get to the top!

    • @blynkzee4284
      @blynkzee4284 4 года назад +9

      I don’t know how anyone didn’t understand this when it showed up in the video...

    • @AzzyRiah
      @AzzyRiah 4 года назад +1

      I don't get it :(

    • @HudaefCares
      @HudaefCares 4 года назад +17

      @@AzzyRiah A better explanation:
      What (as in the word what) has 4 letters, sometimes (has) 9 letters, but (the word) never has 5 letters.

    • @rosepetunia1829
      @rosepetunia1829 4 года назад +2

      + Pink Panthør *How?!*

  • @kristytorres7919
    @kristytorres7919 3 года назад +9

    “Your alarm is your theme song”
    Well my theme song is a Japanese song about couple ki//ing themselves-

  • @beepk_
    @beepk_ 4 года назад +136

    “You need to look lower than the eye level”
    Let’s be honest...
    *_a lot of us thought of something else when he said that_*

    • @GM.Nobody
      @GM.Nobody 4 года назад +13

      When you see she has a dick longer than yours

    • @50nd3r
      @50nd3r 4 года назад +5

      SE 10 Gooi Ching Khang this is r/technicallythetruth not r/cursedcomments

    • @snappishorc_legacy8506
      @snappishorc_legacy8506 4 года назад +3

      @@GM.Nobody ಥ‿ಥ

    • @WildStarKitsune4574
      @WildStarKitsune4574 4 года назад +2

      SE 10 Gooi Ching Khang when you see it’s not a dick but a big ass snake🐍

    • @rensmusicandartt
      @rensmusicandartt 4 года назад

      SE 10 Gooi Ching Khang when you copy that dude

  • @ZachGrabas
    @ZachGrabas 4 года назад +108

    “Your alarm is your theme song.”
    Well I guess a big fat yawn counts as a theme song.

  • @LRTasker
    @LRTasker 3 года назад +618

    Fun Fact: This is the anniversary of the “when is Tuesday” meme.

    • @sorejohhnyyt2865
      @sorejohhnyyt2865 3 года назад

      Correct it is Tuesday

    • @I8AFluffyBunny
      @I8AFluffyBunny 3 года назад +3

      Dude when I took a glance at the profile I thought it was a cat 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
      Yes I didn’t just find the emoji for that I had to type laugh for each one

    • @dawnbelleini8036
      @dawnbelleini8036 3 года назад +1

      Life is like an egg

    • @gmanwolfe3685
      @gmanwolfe3685 3 года назад

      @KIAKING JORDi d

    • @gmanwolfe3685
      @gmanwolfe3685 3 года назад

      M

  • @KT-rp9tx
    @KT-rp9tx 3 года назад +3

    "Your alarm is your theme song"
    Me, with an actual game theme song:

  • @moved.2645
    @moved.2645 4 года назад +112

    “Your alarm is technically your theme song”
    I don’t know if being Rick Rolled every morning is valid

    • @carrynwelde1120
      @carrynwelde1120 4 года назад +4

      My theme song is the Soviet March.

    • @moved.2645
      @moved.2645 4 года назад +3

      @@carrynwelde1120 lmao nice

    • @xX_N1na_Xx
      @xX_N1na_Xx 4 года назад

      My theme song is Mad hatter. i wonder what intro footage would be used for that, maybe my gachalife characters....

    • @Snecho
      @Snecho 4 года назад +1

      @Hanako - Kun TLT

    • @microwaveutensils6502
      @microwaveutensils6502 4 года назад +1

      mine is angel dust screaming

  • @redgiant7747
    @redgiant7747 3 года назад +165

    I just got the “Don’t look at him, don’t look at the moon” joke.

    • @t3mptdinx87
      @t3mptdinx87 3 года назад +7

      I didn’t get it please explain

    • @mrhatty2644
      @mrhatty2644 3 года назад +8

      @@t3mptdinx87 Simply look up Local 58

    • @Anobluu
      @Anobluu 3 года назад +1

      I didn't lol

    • @redgiant7747
      @redgiant7747 3 года назад +5

      @@Anobluu it was a reference to the RUclips series “local 58”. Look it up if you like scary stuff

    • @redgiant7747
      @redgiant7747 3 года назад +1

      @@Agvazela_Vega I understood that reference

  • @die_mez17
    @die_mez17 4 года назад +294

    Yes, I believe I will laugh
    Edit: I did

  • @rosefoam3048
    @rosefoam3048 3 года назад +3

    TIL Mulan has the highest kill-count of any Disney character, including villains, and was the first Disney Princess to be shown killing people on-screen. As you might remember, Mulan killed the most of the Huns by crushing them in an avalanche by way of a rocket.

    • @NoFlyZone31
      @NoFlyZone31 3 года назад

      Incorrect, Thanos killed several billion people.

  • @Bananacat91
    @Bananacat91 3 года назад +505

    “Your alarm is your theme song”
    So my theme song is Technoblade screaming “DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECHAAAA”

  • @torrieitazura4343
    @torrieitazura4343 4 года назад +160

    "A bone coming out through the skin is very bad."
    Guess I can't have teeth

    • @azuroslazuli6948
      @azuroslazuli6948 4 года назад +5

      Wanna borrow my pliers? XD

    • @amihere383
      @amihere383 4 года назад +3

      Well your gums dont have any skin, so

    • @zaria_treasuress
      @zaria_treasuress 4 года назад +4

      There isn’t skin there....

    • @torrieitazura4343
      @torrieitazura4343 4 года назад

      To the people saying there's no skin there. I'm not into anatomy or anything but you have gums and the teeth come out of them

    • @fauzan.k.arifin
      @fauzan.k.arifin 4 года назад

      Bone apple teeth!

  • @imnotvladimirputin
    @imnotvladimirputin 3 года назад +165

    "your alarm is your theme song"
    umm....... I don't ha- Nevermind....

  • @salem-01
    @salem-01 3 года назад +7

    Story time!
    My family has this thing where every single weekend we have to go to the local football and I hate it because I have nothing to do and I hate sport. So, I was pestering my mother about it, asking why we did it. She just said it was tradition, that our family had always done it. I, having already seen the meme earlier that morning, pulled a “It’s just peer pressure from dead people” and she won’t _shut up_ about it. ISTG she recounts it at the football every time we go and I just want to fucking die.

  • @BubbleIsSoCool
    @BubbleIsSoCool 4 года назад +314

    Not going to the toilet until robin say "im robin, i love bird seeds" Day 38

  • @foxyboy6032
    @foxyboy6032 3 года назад +169

    The person talking (I forgot his name): "I see."
    Me: "Bats don't see."

  • @birdinatank9430
    @birdinatank9430 3 года назад +407

    “Your alarm is you theme song.”
    Is it bad that mine is the national anthem of the USSR?

  • @JustAnAverageThingy
    @JustAnAverageThingy 2 года назад +1

    "The moon is the most looked-at rock ever."
    Me: just add "at night" on the end and its a deal.

  • @arikat9529
    @arikat9529 4 года назад +178

    " your alarm clock is your theme song"
    My theme song: **changes at least once a week**

    • @SlightlyCreative
      @SlightlyCreative 4 года назад +21

      New season

    • @richi202
      @richi202 4 года назад +8

      Just a new season he’s right

    • @Cl3m0ntine
      @Cl3m0ntine 4 года назад +6

      How many season have your show?

    • @arikat9529
      @arikat9529 4 года назад +4

      @@Cl3m0ntine well if each new song is one season, then each season I less than a week long and I have like 20 seasons 😅

    • @ZUnknownFox
      @ZUnknownFox 4 года назад +2

      then each week must be a new season

  • @MattyIce-mt6dl
    @MattyIce-mt6dl 4 года назад +196

    He didn’t say he was going to be “paroosing”

  • @Ciircius
    @Ciircius 4 года назад +332

    “Your alarm is your theme song.”
    Welp guess I’m boss battle Sans now.
    *Megalovania slowly fades in*

  • @presidentelectcoleman2205
    @presidentelectcoleman2205 3 года назад +1

    "HURRY, GET UP, A SHARKNADO IS COMING! GET UP AND COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO BE SAVED!"

  • @travelsizedarchie
    @travelsizedarchie 3 года назад +56

    At the fire station in disneyland, the upstairs was actually Walt Disney's private office, the fire pole was used to get up and down. Walt Disney sometimes changed in his office, thus my dad's comment of "I'd climb that pole to see Walt Disney shirtless any day of my life."

  • @individualcheerio
    @individualcheerio 4 года назад +44

    “Your alarm sound is your theme song”
    *I guess my mom screaming at me to wake up is theme song*

    • @cheesetlc
      @cheesetlc 4 года назад +1

      Your pfp is cute I like your gacha oc is it urs?

    • @cartysk8er721
      @cartysk8er721 4 года назад

      S ame

    • @ralsei6334
      @ralsei6334 4 года назад

      @@cheesetlc gacha kid

  • @glam4663
    @glam4663 4 года назад +54

    Them: is tomorrow Sunday or June?
    Me, watching this on a Saturday, during June: yes

    • @RedK5
      @RedK5 4 года назад +1

      Glam my birthday is June 28 which is Sunday

    • @lo4tr
      @lo4tr 4 года назад +1

      @@RedK5 My birthday is June 30th, which is also a Sunday.

  • @CGammer101
    @CGammer101 2 года назад +1

    The firefly and waterfall took me 5 seconds to realize, now I'm in a state of mental comprension and questioning why English is like this.

  • @ThePieOfTheUnknown
    @ThePieOfTheUnknown 4 года назад +141

    "Your Alarm is your theme song"
    Me laughs at my Bokuno Pico's theme song alarm

    • @hadenfrench1561
      @hadenfrench1561 4 года назад +6

      Mine is a remix of the iPhone Marimba preset that transitions into ZEZE lmao

    • @Minihoddie
      @Minihoddie 4 года назад +4

      @@hadenfrench1561 mine is doom 2 running from evil

    • @cooperspurlock4932
      @cooperspurlock4932 4 года назад +8

      me : Checks what bokuno pico is
      also me: loads shotgun with religious intent

    • @CherryB0y
      @CherryB0y 4 года назад

      *laughs in the monsters ink ear rape song*

    • @--bug--6410
      @--bug--6410 4 года назад

      @@cooperspurlock4932 same

  • @deathgun4638
    @deathgun4638 4 года назад +227

    Robin: the moon is the most looked at rock
    Me: what about earth

    • @somebody7650
      @somebody7650 3 года назад +21

      Listen here you little shit-

    • @randomrakick9371
      @randomrakick9371 3 года назад +1

      i guess the most looked at rock without water

    • @bizarresamurai8775
      @bizarresamurai8775 3 года назад +2

      so like dont look at the moon is a locol 58 thing or is it just me?

    • @jimmyzante2836
      @jimmyzante2836 3 года назад +1

      @@kingofnorthdakota he should be 1st

    • @nilsn.2943
      @nilsn.2943 3 года назад +1

      But since all rocks are part of the earth, wouldn't that mean the moon and the earth are the only *real* rocks?

  • @pangolinh
    @pangolinh 4 года назад +70

    “your alarm sound is your theme song”
    **keyboard mashing intensifies**

  • @caffee8603
    @caffee8603 3 года назад +5

    "Your alarm sound is your theme song."
    Me, who has Wilbur Soot as my alarm: 👀

  • @PancakeGoose
    @PancakeGoose 4 года назад +310

    My alarm is the USSR the so technically it’s our theme song.

    • @spinoplays6703
      @spinoplays6703 4 года назад +21

      OUR alarm*

    • @CAT-fq7he
      @CAT-fq7he 4 года назад +7

      My big question is what if you don’t have an alarm, I do have one but, I know some people without them. I change my theme song every week! Usually it’s something loud, ear rape loud ;-;

    • @nobbler9165
      @nobbler9165 4 года назад

      Technically I'm a quick revive vending machine

    • @isamuddin1
      @isamuddin1 4 года назад +3

      Soo if I'm waking up without any alarm, i became side character?

    • @thekingsclips137
      @thekingsclips137 4 года назад +1

      I hae a communist D&D character

  • @erissfootworshipper3004
    @erissfootworshipper3004 3 года назад +137

    My theme song is a jojo reference, therefore I must pose everytime I enter the classroom and it must fabulous.

    • @AnaklusmosPSI
      @AnaklusmosPSI 3 года назад +1

      Ah yes

    • @learningwithlaila
      @learningwithlaila 3 года назад +2

      My alarm is the YBC intro :)

    • @thebrawlingmemereviewingam7968
      @thebrawlingmemereviewingam7968 3 года назад +1

      My theme song is hellclown cuz I'm always angry af so whenever I enter a class I play it and the kids are scared of me
      (The teacher is an atheist and started praying to god)

    • @Nai_101
      @Nai_101 3 года назад

      @@learningwithlaila ybc?

    • @vineboom9372
      @vineboom9372 3 года назад

      @@Nai_101 yarichin bitch club 😳😃

  • @mhaideestuudillo7261
    @mhaideestuudillo7261 3 года назад +445

    Emkay: most of us cant breathe under water
    "Hold up,wdym "most"
    (Guys stop saying real answers of ppl who can breath underwater,its a joke,calm the fudge down k? Im sick of it)

    • @maniax-X
      @maniax-X 3 года назад +15

      okay, I will "hold in"

    • @curby3352
      @curby3352 3 года назад +1

      that's what I was thinking

    • @madkirk7431
      @madkirk7431 3 года назад +1

      ????

    • @suriish3re
      @suriish3re 3 года назад +2

      🙊

    • @Juno-bug
      @Juno-bug 3 года назад

      𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚗𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚛

  • @BeanKally
    @BeanKally 2 года назад +1

    9:21
    That seems like something my dad would send. Anytime I text crowbar he sends me a picture of crows in a bar

  • @kuuderepiano2988
    @kuuderepiano2988 4 года назад +77

    Reddit back then: Storytime!
    Reddit Now: Sandbox Mode

    • @kuuderepiano2988
      @kuuderepiano2988 4 года назад

      @Ayano Aishi And if I'm not? :>

    • @cartysk8er721
      @cartysk8er721 4 года назад

      Game mode has been updated to creative

    • @hUh--
      @hUh-- 4 года назад

      @@cartysk8er721 Oh sh*t h
      Reddit's got hacks ○-○

  • @AbsurdHurd
    @AbsurdHurd 3 года назад +70

    So my mom yelling at me to wake up is my theme song

  • @jesuschristbutafab9923
    @jesuschristbutafab9923 3 года назад +218

    "Your alarm is your theme song"
    **Laughs in Ppcocaine**

    • @gayapplejuice8185
      @gayapplejuice8185 3 года назад +1

      "Trap bunny bubbles"

    • @iateyourgrandchildrensir9165
      @iateyourgrandchildrensir9165 3 года назад +5

      I love you Jesus
      Finally, I can say it without having to add "no homo"

    • @tessathegamefreak
      @tessathegamefreak 3 года назад +2

      Oop, I change my phone alarm to any songs that are in my downloads constantly. I remember I had "We Are Number One" as an alarm for over a year.

    • @jesuschristbutafab9923
      @jesuschristbutafab9923 3 года назад +1

      @@tessathegamefreak the best alarm ever

    • @derpydqelinuent
      @derpydqelinuent 3 года назад

      *laughs in silence*

  • @laurnixx
    @laurnixx 2 года назад

    'Your alarm clock is your theme song'
    I wake up to my puppies whining like they're dying and my sister blasting the TV volume.

  • @chesnutofficial1945
    @chesnutofficial1945 4 года назад +225

    Thumbnail: *Exists*
    Me, who has Pillar Man theme (Earrape edition) as an alarm: *Yes yes yes yes*
    *YES*

    • @chesnutofficial1945
      @chesnutofficial1945 4 года назад +15

      @@obihugzenobi That's my plan all along

    • @chesnutofficial1945
      @chesnutofficial1945 4 года назад +9

      @@obihugzenobi *Yes Yes Yes Yes*
      *YES*

    • @kakateboi42
      @kakateboi42 4 года назад +6

      mine is
      ruclips.net/video/vJY6ymOfiAg/видео.html

    • @chesnutofficial1945
      @chesnutofficial1945 4 года назад +6

      @@kakateboi42 I see you're a man of bad time as well

    • @apric0t_7
      @apric0t_7 4 года назад +4

      Im glad we think the same way

  • @kaloralive1708
    @kaloralive1708 4 года назад +68

    I swear Emkay makes the most entertaining videos- this crap actually cures my depression

  • @stargazer1998
    @stargazer1998 3 года назад +45

    The word what has four letters. The word sometimes has nine letters. The word never has five letters. They’re just counting.

    • @hlivaralexa441
      @hlivaralexa441 3 года назад +1

      They.. thats... Ik.......

    • @hazwi
      @hazwi 3 года назад

      cool.

    • @achtsekundenfurz7876
      @achtsekundenfurz7876 3 года назад +6

      A more subtle hint is to ask the reader where the question mark is...

  • @charlienelsenoutdoors7240
    @charlienelsenoutdoors7240 3 года назад +1

    So his last line just gets me like "till the next time we meet, I'll be seeing ya" like no tf you wont

  • @fishy492
    @fishy492 3 года назад +56

    "We all have horrible theme songs"
    Speak for yourself, I wake up every morning to great days

    • @drtyvrmn
      @drtyvrmn 3 года назад +5

      Your day starts with several breakdowns

    • @jenniferchiodo1976
      @jenniferchiodo1976 2 года назад

      How do you not have a breakdown every morning

    • @fishy492
      @fishy492 2 года назад

      @@jenniferchiodo1976 I may have breakdowns every morning, but it lets the voice of love take me higher

    • @jenniferchiodo1976
      @jenniferchiodo1976 2 года назад

      @@fishy492 Doesn't shining justice save you as well?

  • @skysplintercell
    @skysplintercell 3 года назад +220

    wait since when did thanos leave bodies if they DISINTEGRATED
    Edit: bruh i made this 5 months ago it has more likes than i have had ever so thanks

    • @greateraquiram181
      @greateraquiram181 3 года назад +8

      Atoms and ashes of the bodies

    • @dabbinmcmemes4809
      @dabbinmcmemes4809 3 года назад +5

      I literally was thinking that while watching the entire video

    • @sharksuperiority9736
      @sharksuperiority9736 3 года назад +1

      YOU GOD

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 года назад +3

      He did do it the old fashioned way for quite a while, before gathering the stones.

    • @CL0WND3M0N
      @CL0WND3M0N 3 года назад +1

      Hm, thats a good question... But also what happens to dead ppl?

  • @MrKimKim
    @MrKimKim 4 года назад +67

    Me: **Wants to do HW**
    Robin: "Come watch my vid right now!!"
    Me: "EmKay!"

    • @bugtm2064
      @bugtm2064 4 года назад +2

      This is it, I am going to commit murder

    • @DrXLR9dooper789XL
      @DrXLR9dooper789XL 4 года назад +2

      When i read this joke I took 13 seconds and now I regret it

    • @PistaZOV
      @PistaZOV 4 года назад +2

      I read it as *Wants to do HIV* and didn't question it

    • @law4743
      @law4743 4 года назад

      Gaymer, I can agree

  • @rtlpejelagarto
    @rtlpejelagarto 3 года назад +2

    " your alarm song is your theme song "
    So my theme is the same as an anime teenager that has a weird hairstyle and a healing/ punching ghost

  • @thepokemonmythic8787
    @thepokemonmythic8787 4 года назад +31

    Robin: The moon is the most looked at rock.
    The earth: Am I a joke to you?

  • @paulcoy9060
    @paulcoy9060 3 года назад +78

    If my alarm is my theme song, and I stayed up all night and now it's morning and I go to work tired, is it considered a special two-parter episode?

    • @TrulyAtrocious
      @TrulyAtrocious 3 года назад

      Hmmmmm

    • @arkabratadas4350
      @arkabratadas4350 2 года назад +1

      Oh c'mon! Your comment made me spill my coffee. It's too funy lmao

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 2 года назад +1

      Spin-offs of Each Other. Late Night with Paul Coy !! and then the network loved your work so they gave you a morning show too, Today's Morning with Paul Coy !! Now your Night show and your Day show to collabs and cross overs. All Starring YOU, too bad the producers and directors get all the$$$$$$$$

    • @paulcoy9060
      @paulcoy9060 2 года назад

      @@RIXRADvidz Then I'll act like I'm better than all this, and start my movie career like that red-headed guy from "C.S.I."

    • @kyriley4075
      @kyriley4075 2 года назад

      Yes

  • @Parkerintheskys2
    @Parkerintheskys2 4 года назад +54

    When he said "Go answer, Go!" He sounded like a pokemon trainer

  • @nea1090
    @nea1090 2 года назад

    "Your alarm is your theme song"
    "Hello, world."
    "Programmed to work, and not to feEeEeLl."

  • @zeppelispin5981
    @zeppelispin5981 4 года назад +111

    Me who play pilar men theme
    Me:sleep
    My phone: awaken my master

    • @GM.Nobody
      @GM.Nobody 4 года назад +2

      No, no he's got a point

    • @katsuover
      @katsuover 4 года назад

      I play The Office theme, so... i guess i joined in?

    • @Thehonoredone69
      @Thehonoredone69 4 года назад +1

      Me with MORI MORI MORI MORI MORIO CHO RADIOOOO

    • @zeppelispin5981
      @zeppelispin5981 4 года назад +1

      @@Thehonoredone69 isee you just want a piceful life

    • @alextheviligant9939
      @alextheviligant9939 4 года назад

      Ayayayaya

  • @drewsify552
    @drewsify552 4 года назад +61

    The moon isn’t the most looked at rock. The earth is.

    • @2firstnamelastname283
      @2firstnamelastname283 4 года назад +1

      Is nobody going to talk about how he made a local 58 reference?

    • @MrGermandeutsch
      @MrGermandeutsch 4 года назад

      A rock doesn't contain a molten core

    • @Serious444
      @Serious444 4 года назад

      MrGermandeutsch true but you’re half wrong the Earth is mostly rock and is known as one of the terrestrial planets or rocky planet, so that means the Earth is a rock just one with a core, I rest my case

    • @hUh--
      @hUh-- 4 года назад +1

      @@MrGermandeutsch yeah but still...the moon also has a f*cking core..so your argument is invalid. Here's back up proof with a website
      At the center is the Moon's dense, metallic core. The core is largely composed of iron and some nickel. The inner core is a solid mass about 480 km in diameter. Surrounding the solid inner core is a fluid outer core, that brings the total diameter of the core to about 660 km.
      NASA (.gov) › moon › about › wha...
      Inside the Moon | About the Moon - Moon: NASA Science
      Go make yourself useful and learn something new.

    • @hUh--
      @hUh-- 4 года назад +1

      @@MrGermandeutsch and apparently you dont contain knowledge at all.

  • @midnightartist43
    @midnightartist43 4 года назад +130

    “Your alarm clock is your theme song”
    My theme song: * cavetown music intensifies *

    • @theweeaboo8970
      @theweeaboo8970 4 года назад +1

      I wake up to an hour loop of dubstep everyday

    • @midnightartist43
      @midnightartist43 4 года назад

      Naruto Uchiha noice 👌

    • @joe4271
      @joe4271 4 года назад

      This is mineruclips.net/video/o8tu-lPHPp0/видео.html

    • @midnightartist43
      @midnightartist43 4 года назад

      Gives Vlogs oh cool, I like it

    • @speedygonzalex888
      @speedygonzalex888 4 года назад +1

      Midnight Star productions my theme song: never gonna give you up

  • @0oNightshadeo0
    @0oNightshadeo0 3 года назад

    Your alarm is your theme song?
    Well- I guess my theme song is my brothers screaming.