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Or skips the theme song to go on sleeping, to have another theme song started to skip it again to go on sleeping to have another theme song started to skip it again to go on sleeping...
It depends on if we spend more time looking at the sky or our feet. Also the earth is technically a ball of magma with a crispy outside, I doubt it's a rock.
I remembered in grade 1 when there was a problem in my math test about a girl named Anna having the wrong answer to an equation the question after it is "Is Anna wrong or right and why?" I answered: "no, because Anna is not smart."
technically if you listen to a song while having a mental breakdown all the time that's also your theme song because it plays at the start of every episode
I would always just chuck it up to his beep boop nonsense, but then I thought about how apparently everyone speaks it fluently. So instead I'll be angry about everyone being so damn multi lingual.
This generation is already fluent in "beep boop." _beep beep_ "Oh, food is ready" _sad "Pbpppth" sound_ "USB failed to connect again??? WTF WIndows10?" _that ##__#ing__ melody_ "BRUH you still have a NOKIA???" _boring xylophone tune_ "Oh yeah, another guy who can afford a $1000 phone but not change the default ring"
We don't have any hovercars, humanoid robots like C3PO, or even _any_ robots requiring as little maintenance as R2D2. They're just that far ahead in that galaxy. So if we understand beep-boop, there's no reason they should not. And I haven't even started about space fighters like the X-wing, casual hyperspace travel, lightsabers, etc. ;)
"Your alarm is your theme song." My alarm: "Alpha nuclear warhead detonation sequence engaged. Detonation in T-Minus 30 seconds..." *Chuckles in immortality*
thats what it means, The context is what makes it an insult or the compliment Its an insult if someone is trying way to hard to know things that they don't need to know for any reason or if your saying someone is a know it all
Well on percentage of how often you look at both you will end up looking at the moons rock 100% of the time but only look at the earth rock 58% because of grass and trees and water so your not really looking at a rock
@@TheOneTrueF But if your counting the entirety of the moon as a rock then you also have to count the entirety of the earth as a rock and I only look at the moon maybe once ever few months but I do look at the ground every day
"Your alarm song is technically your theme song because it plays at the start of every episode" That's great because my theme song is 10 Hours Air Raid Siren.
Crying and bleeding guy with a happy mask on that hides his tears: Whats a 9 year old doing on reddit!?!?!?!?!!!? Chad: Sharing his awesome dinosaur sketches
My theme song/alarm clock is weird then all it says is “let me out” and “I have a family” to shut it up I just do the same as a alarm clock...... I hit it
"Your alarm song is your theme song" Me: Doesn't have An alarm My friend, not missing a beat: Well of course, who would make a TV show about something so boring? Me: Traitor.
Dude when I took a glance at the profile I thought it was a cat 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Yes I didn’t just find the emoji for that I had to type laugh for each one
TIL Mulan has the highest kill-count of any Disney character, including villains, and was the first Disney Princess to be shown killing people on-screen. As you might remember, Mulan killed the most of the Huns by crushing them in an avalanche by way of a rocket.
Story time! My family has this thing where every single weekend we have to go to the local football and I hate it because I have nothing to do and I hate sport. So, I was pestering my mother about it, asking why we did it. She just said it was tradition, that our family had always done it. I, having already seen the meme earlier that morning, pulled a “It’s just peer pressure from dead people” and she won’t _shut up_ about it. ISTG she recounts it at the football every time we go and I just want to fucking die.
At the fire station in disneyland, the upstairs was actually Walt Disney's private office, the fire pole was used to get up and down. Walt Disney sometimes changed in his office, thus my dad's comment of "I'd climb that pole to see Walt Disney shirtless any day of my life."
My big question is what if you don’t have an alarm, I do have one but, I know some people without them. I change my theme song every week! Usually it’s something loud, ear rape loud ;-;
My theme song is hellclown cuz I'm always angry af so whenever I enter a class I play it and the kids are scared of me (The teacher is an atheist and started praying to god)
Emkay: most of us cant breathe under water "Hold up,wdym "most" (Guys stop saying real answers of ppl who can breath underwater,its a joke,calm the fudge down k? Im sick of it)
Spin-offs of Each Other. Late Night with Paul Coy !! and then the network loved your work so they gave you a morning show too, Today's Morning with Paul Coy !! Now your Night show and your Day show to collabs and cross overs. All Starring YOU, too bad the producers and directors get all the$$$$$$$$
MrGermandeutsch true but you’re half wrong the Earth is mostly rock and is known as one of the terrestrial planets or rocky planet, so that means the Earth is a rock just one with a core, I rest my case
@@MrGermandeutsch yeah but still...the moon also has a f*cking core..so your argument is invalid. Here's back up proof with a website At the center is the Moon's dense, metallic core. The core is largely composed of iron and some nickel. The inner core is a solid mass about 480 km in diameter. Surrounding the solid inner core is a fluid outer core, that brings the total diameter of the core to about 660 km. NASA (.gov) › moon › about › wha... Inside the Moon | About the Moon - Moon: NASA Science Go make yourself useful and learn something new.
“Your alarm is your theme song”
Imagine a show where even the main character skips the opening
Me, i dont have a alarm
Or sleeps though the opening half the time
Or skips the theme song to go on sleeping, to have another theme song started to skip it again to go on sleeping to have another theme song started to skip it again to go on sleeping...
Azka Alfafa diavolo: yeah imagine that
Then my theme song is the original Doom theme
“your alarm song is your theme song”
Well I guess my show doesn’t have a theme song
Well my theme song does not have a show
this my theme(alarm) song
ruclips.net/video/vJY6ymOfiAg/видео.html
I don't have a show or a theme song... *I'm the only one*
Same dude
@@kakateboi42 nice election
Robin sounds like a voice actor
Ikr
He is. He's voice acting as a narrator for this video.
@@vaporhtrail4350 technically the truth
He technically is one!
Hmmm I wonder why!
“Your alarm is your theme song”
me who has the alarm of screaming children:
me who wakes up without alarm
Me who if is the when the up
I have a rick roll theme
@@R0NTHEJELLYFISH neva gonna give ya up, neva gonna put you down, I just made a paradox.
Mine is Cat from Red Dwarf screaming "Fish!" over and over. So I'm sure people are thrilled when my theme ends.
Explaining:
What has 4 letters
W-H-A-T
Sometimes has 9 letters
S-O-M-E-T-I-M-E-S
but never has 5 letters
N-E-V-E-R
Oh fuck off that took at least two of my Brian cells to figure it out
I'm not that observant or smart so this helps thanks.
@@90zillas34 Just like your grammar?
:0
I saw one similiar once earlier, but still couldnt get it. *untill I saw this ofcourse*
"Your alarm is technically your theme song-"
My theme song is a broadcast interruption-
While mine is the song sandstorm played by a recorder
While mine is the demon on top of me. We're all different.
But also, if you have a broadcast interruption, THEN OMG I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE.
Mine is the broken siren sound
Mines Dying in LA by:
Panic! At The Disco.
Technically the truth: If you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner
then your shower / bath would become a vacuum cleaner
Well, you become a vacuum cleaner cleaner. I mean you don't clean it using vacuum, and don't clean the vacuum
@@vedro_hightunplayer9673 And when you take a shower, you're a vacuum cleaner cleaner cleaner
And then it rains and you are outside, so the rain is a vacuum cleaner cleaner cleaner cleaner
I'm crapping confused
I greatly appreciate how enthused this guy sounds in his videos. It's unique from other channels with this content and I love it!
“The use of the term “anti-vaxxer” suddenly becomes illegal. What do you call them instead?
*Dead*
illegal???
*I KNOW 2020 IS THE END OF THE WORLD*
Brian Tang ant-vaxxer. Because fuck them.
They have already asked that question and a chad replied “idiots”
Illegal? LOL Guess I'll go to jail then. XD
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"your alarm is your theme song" people who don't have an alarm: my show has a low budget
Us who don't have a reason to get up at a specific time. Probably won't have much going on, if the episodes are day to day anyway.
MyIntroIsJustEmKayFromLastNight
my theme song is either complete silence, or loud bells ringing
That statement inspired me to change my alarm from a generic alarm tone to "Le Chant de l'oignon"
Mines the spongebob theme then-
“The moon is the most looked-at rock ever.”
The actual fricking planet we live on:”Am I a joke to you?”
Well no,we cant see the earth soooooo
@@jaden3109 I wonder how you were able to type if you're so blind you can't see the ground underneath you
@Laura Nan dirt is actually miniscule rocks
It depends on if we spend more time looking at the sky or our feet.
Also the earth is technically a ball of magma with a crispy outside, I doubt it's a rock.
The earth is basically a Tostitos (if that’s how you spell it) because inside is liquid, hot and red, (magma and it has a hard outside
I remembered in grade 1 when there was a problem in my math test about a girl named Anna having the wrong answer to an equation
the question after it is "Is Anna wrong or right and why?"
I answered: "no, because Anna is not smart."
"Being alive is more dangerous than being dead"
I'm gonna go check brb
What happened?
You ok buddy
Yes
@@doyourememberme1067 I don't think they can respond
Sooo tell me how is it?
I wanne try it out
*"Your alarm sound is technically your theme song since it plays at the start of every episode"*
*I ain't getting paid to wake up*
So that means if I don't have an alarm clock I'm a side character
@@idek2069 y e a
@@idek2069 a one episode side character that gets killed somehow
nor am i
lets quit acting in this show together
“Your alarm sound is technically your theme song”
I don’t think theme songs are supposed to scare the crap out of you
Tf my life then cus my alarm is arabic nokia ringtone
FangABXY FangABXY hmmmmmm... that’s something weird to think about right before I go to sleep. It would be weird if I had a nightmare tonight
That’s debatable mr. goose
Unless there’s some fourth wall breaking going on
My theme songs is Pepsi-Man, it always succeed on destroying my eardrums early in the morning
“When I was a kid I thought vegetarians and lesbians were the same thing.”
Me: Understandable they both eat bushes.
R/cursedcomments
This is funny
Oh wow 😂
*i hate this comment with a burning passion*
I hate you, take my like
technically if you listen to a song while having a mental breakdown all the time that's also your theme song because it plays at the start of every episode
...what if I pick and choose the theme song to make every episode a little easier?
Every start of my episode is just he's semi-aquatic egg laying mammal
No
@@the_magicalruru 🎵Of action ! Do be do be do ba !!!
@@justeundonut-moi.7979 HES PERRY!
R2-D2 had a security system that actually protects their owner from “ getting in trouble”
I would always just chuck it up to his beep boop nonsense, but then I thought about how apparently everyone speaks it fluently. So instead I'll be angry about everyone being so damn multi lingual.
This generation is already fluent in "beep boop."
_beep beep_ "Oh, food is ready"
_sad "Pbpppth" sound_ "USB failed to connect again??? WTF WIndows10?"
_that ##__#ing__ melody_ "BRUH you still have a NOKIA???"
_boring xylophone tune_ "Oh yeah, another guy who can afford a $1000 phone but not change the default ring"
@@achtsekundenfurz7876 Sure we do, but it takes place way in the past, really far away.
We don't have any hovercars, humanoid robots like C3PO, or even _any_ robots requiring as little maintenance as R2D2. They're just that far ahead in that galaxy. So if we understand beep-boop, there's no reason they should not.
And I haven't even started about space fighters like the X-wing, casual hyperspace travel, lightsabers, etc. ;)
@Boyfriend shut up nerd
"Why do programmers like dark mode" because we like our god damn eyesight
make a program
Visual studio dark mode is better than light mode
@@connordev5466 period.
No, because using light mode will attract bugs
Why do we like our sight?
SO WE CAN NOT BE TRAINS!
(11:16)
4:37
"Im lesbian"
"Im so proud of you for coming out as vegetarian!"
"How do u think he drowned" "He could not breath under water" Emkay: "Yea most of us cant" ME: WAIT "MOST"?
In theory u can breathe under water, but u can't get oxygen
@@santipapa6986 XD
Getrektm8443 BOI shit he’s on to us
@@santipapa6986 well it's not that you can't get oxygen, you're just getting too much hydrogen (H2O)
@@animekat2823 true that
"Your alarm is your theme song."
My alarm: "Alpha nuclear warhead detonation sequence engaged. Detonation in T-Minus 30 seconds..."
*Chuckles in immortality*
Its about time...
... Why.
@@breadmixer Look up SCP-963
Chuckles in fox,
"I'm in danger"
am i turning crazy or is EmKays outro the cuphead king dice theme'
Everything in the world is either a cat or not a cat
TIHI
=^-^=
...
why
R/technicallytrue
What about cat woman
Fun fact: In my family, the word “Nerd” is seen as an compliment as it technically means that they’re saying you are smarter than them.
thats what it means, The context is what makes it an insult or the compliment
Its an insult if someone is trying way to hard to know things that they don't need to know for any reason or if your saying someone is a know it all
@@minerpvpgaming2160 *too
@@pustota7254nerd
“Your alarm song is your theme song”
So does that mean my mum screeching at me to wake up is my theme song?
Sadly Y E S
Same here
Yes comrade
My them song starts when I'm in mid class lmao
so my theme song is toad screaming, ok
6:27 it's actually the Earth, it's a big rock, that literally everyone who is not blind, has looked at the ground, so not the moon, the Earth
Was looking for this, had the same thought. You see the earth every day, and the moon once a weekish
Well on percentage of how often you look at both you will end up looking at the moons rock 100% of the time but only look at the earth rock 58% because of grass and trees and water so your not really looking at a rock
@@TheOneTrueF But if your counting the entirety of the moon as a rock then you also have to count the entirety of the earth as a rock and I only look at the moon maybe once ever few months but I do look at the ground every day
I thought of that 2
Sad earth noise
“Don’t look at the moon.”
Hmmm, wonder where else I’ve seen that before...
BRO LOCAL 58!! spooky
Dragonball reference?
@@michaelvahun4529 exactly! I forgot what it was called!
YES LOCAL 58 REFERENCE
Majora's Mask.
I have often been noted as saying "I'm not prejudiced, I hate everyone equally."
"Your alarm is your theme song"
Well, I wake up to British queens having a rave.
Wait what?!
@@trust-tea4741 It’s a musical thing.
Wait, did I just get this? I just got a reference on the internet, that's a first!
@@berryanderson4101 Yup! It’s a six the musical reference!
WELCOME TO THE HAUS
“Don’t worry he’ll be Gen Z. He won’t be keeping it long anyway.”
All of Gen Z: damn gotta call me out like that huh
Next is gen gt but then that generation will disown itself and be known as gen super
Gen alpha ain’t it though?
I feel attacked
@@honkhonk3789 me too
Hey I like your art
When ppl say avoid water they are just saying avoid 75% of yourself and your planet.
And 72% of them self
DarkZid Rucker, you mean 80% of ur self
I try to avoid 75% of myself every day
⁰this is my most liked comment lol
@@jessicawroten9481 I mean 100% of my problems are created in relation to myself so that's honestly sound advice.
10:17 I was fully expecting it to just be;
Blow my mind.
Okay *chambers round*
"Your alarm song is technically your theme song because it plays at the start of every episode"
That's great because my theme song is 10 Hours Air Raid Siren.
Oh no
That's a pretty long intro, though I guess the intro is usually really long anyways
Mine is “At Doom’s Gate”
I have mine set to me blowing air into the mic
The Doom Slayer huzzah! A man of culture!
"GUYS I NEVER HAVE LEFTOVER TACO BELL."
*Gets an ad on taco bell*
God dangit now I want Taco Bell!
@scarloey studios Exactly why you are going to go try taco bell
I got a tampax as-
I had the same coincidence just now
Laughs in Vanced
Jokes on him, my cat wakes me up at 6 in the morning everyday.
Would that make my cat my theme song?
Yep
Your life is a musical
Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
*Cat noises*
yesn't
Crying and bleeding guy with a happy mask on that hides his tears: Whats a 9 year old doing on reddit!?!?!?!?!!!?
Chad: Sharing his awesome dinosaur sketches
thats sus
@@ethanmyers3574 I just want you to know BREATHING IS NOW ON MANUAL MODE
"What" has 4 letters
"Sometimes" has 9 letters
"Never" has 5 letters
Robin, do me a favor and count the letters
Pooma [GD] Madman...
But you are correct
Indeed she is
Thx i was dumb
I dont understand
Oh i understand now just got to the clip😑🤣
Robin is the type of person to have the name “Robyn”.
No, Robin is the type of person to name his RUclips channel “Xycron”
FurStahlhelm pfff not gonna lie thats funny
Bjonk
PlanetBlOb u should have that name I mean look at ur fricken eyes
Rawbeyin
My theme song/alarm clock is weird then all it says is “let me out” and “I have a family” to shut it up I just do the same as a alarm clock...... I hit it
Mine is Ghost Nappa by Team Fourstar
Amateurs mine is the USSR on full volume!!
Mine is just the Terraria day theme.
DocMcCray wait how are you hitting it
I kept in the locked basement
@@jigokunohi6538 I keep mine under my bed
"Blow my mind"
"ok hmmmmmmmm"
*pulls out hair dryer and points at mind*
15:05, the word “what” has 4 letters the word “sometimes” has 9 letters and the word “never” has 5 letters
Thank you
Thank as i have lost brain cells tryng to figure out what was it XD
Wow just realized
Cool
*confusion*
"Your allarm clock is technically your theme"
Well, guess I'm Giorgio Giovanna.
And i'm one of the three pillar men
I'm the Doom slayer
I'm Umaru-chan then.
Nice 69
I'm non existent
5:27 The only time it is right to refuse to a woman when she says: "My eyes are up here"
“The amazing, yet evil world of Brooklyn” has a ring to it
When babies are born they’re already 9 months old. Unless you were born premature and it’s less or more than 9 months.
Oh. Oh no. Fuck you
so on ur b-day u are however old u are and 9 months
Not necessarily.
/Was born a month early
I don’t even remember writing this comment.
Hamza Ahmed idek
"Your alarm song is your theme song"
Me: Doesn't have An alarm
My friend, not missing a beat: Well of course, who would make a TV show about something so boring?
Me: Traitor.
My alarm is highway to help fam.
thats smooth
@CriticalErr0r oof its ok I get it was a joke, lol.
*You not wrong tho*
What = 4 Letters W H A T
Sometimes = 9 Letters S O M E T I M E S
Never = 5 Letters N E V E R
Get to the top!
I don’t know how anyone didn’t understand this when it showed up in the video...
I don't get it :(
@@AzzyRiah A better explanation:
What (as in the word what) has 4 letters, sometimes (has) 9 letters, but (the word) never has 5 letters.
+ Pink Panthør *How?!*
“Your alarm is your theme song”
Well my theme song is a Japanese song about couple ki//ing themselves-
I'm not sure if I should ask why that is your alarm.
oof
Why is that your alarm
Sad Japanese songs sound super upbeat for some reason
“You need to look lower than the eye level”
Let’s be honest...
*_a lot of us thought of something else when he said that_*
When you see she has a dick longer than yours
SE 10 Gooi Ching Khang this is r/technicallythetruth not r/cursedcomments
@@GM.Nobody ಥ‿ಥ
SE 10 Gooi Ching Khang when you see it’s not a dick but a big ass snake🐍
SE 10 Gooi Ching Khang when you copy that dude
“Your alarm is your theme song.”
Well I guess a big fat yawn counts as a theme song.
So i'm DIO?
Mine is a Russian kid screaming
So my theme song is a cock screeching
*At DooM's gate*
Mine is my dad waking me up'
Fun Fact: This is the anniversary of the “when is Tuesday” meme.
Correct it is Tuesday
Dude when I took a glance at the profile I thought it was a cat 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Yes I didn’t just find the emoji for that I had to type laugh for each one
Life is like an egg
@KIAKING JORDi d
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"Your alarm is your theme song"
Me, with an actual game theme song:
“Your alarm is technically your theme song”
I don’t know if being Rick Rolled every morning is valid
My theme song is the Soviet March.
@@carrynwelde1120 lmao nice
My theme song is Mad hatter. i wonder what intro footage would be used for that, maybe my gachalife characters....
@Hanako - Kun TLT
mine is angel dust screaming
I just got the “Don’t look at him, don’t look at the moon” joke.
I didn’t get it please explain
@@t3mptdinx87 Simply look up Local 58
I didn't lol
@@Anobluu it was a reference to the RUclips series “local 58”. Look it up if you like scary stuff
@@Agvazela_Vega I understood that reference
Yes, I believe I will laugh
Edit: I did
Ok boomer
Brick
Door
JamesTheAwesome haha
Then I shall too
TIL Mulan has the highest kill-count of any Disney character, including villains, and was the first Disney Princess to be shown killing people on-screen. As you might remember, Mulan killed the most of the Huns by crushing them in an avalanche by way of a rocket.
Incorrect, Thanos killed several billion people.
“Your alarm is your theme song”
So my theme song is Technoblade screaming “DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECHAAAA”
That’s a very bad themesong
jacob is wrong
that’s a great theme song.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
@@strawberrycoolatta Please Don’t Kill Me.
@@ShadowPhoenix4798 🔪
@@strawberrycoolatta Fine, I declare WAR🗡💣⚔️
"A bone coming out through the skin is very bad."
Guess I can't have teeth
Wanna borrow my pliers? XD
Well your gums dont have any skin, so
There isn’t skin there....
To the people saying there's no skin there. I'm not into anatomy or anything but you have gums and the teeth come out of them
Bone apple teeth!
"your alarm is your theme song"
umm....... I don't ha- Nevermind....
You have no theme song
I have a theme song but I think I stole it
I have no theme song too..
@@RUclipss_NPC Yeah...
Heh you're a background character
Story time!
My family has this thing where every single weekend we have to go to the local football and I hate it because I have nothing to do and I hate sport. So, I was pestering my mother about it, asking why we did it. She just said it was tradition, that our family had always done it. I, having already seen the meme earlier that morning, pulled a “It’s just peer pressure from dead people” and she won’t _shut up_ about it. ISTG she recounts it at the football every time we go and I just want to fucking die.
Not going to the toilet until robin say "im robin, i love bird seeds" Day 38
Lol
Day 45
aw man I just pooped
Nevermind I put it back in again
PUT.A.DIAPER.ON.
The person talking (I forgot his name): "I see."
Me: "Bats don't see."
Bats have eyes bro
They can see
Because they have eyes
@@royalrice5191 They are BLIND, they use ECHOLOCATION to figure out where they are going.
@@foxyboy6032 Them being blind is a myth.
i dont know, but im pretty sure bats can see, but they have really bad eyesight
@ bruh
“Your alarm is you theme song.”
Is it bad that mine is the national anthem of the USSR?
No. No it is not
No it’s perfect
What's that?
@Kalden Orr-Bills OUR comrade
@Kalden Orr-Bills oh damn there goes my joke lol
"The moon is the most looked-at rock ever."
Me: just add "at night" on the end and its a deal.
" your alarm clock is your theme song"
My theme song: **changes at least once a week**
New season
Just a new season he’s right
How many season have your show?
@@Cl3m0ntine well if each new song is one season, then each season I less than a week long and I have like 20 seasons 😅
then each week must be a new season
He didn’t say he was going to be “paroosing”
Im just gonna stop u right there
It's perusing
Prajan Manish I’m dyslexic
“Your alarm is your theme song.”
Welp guess I’m boss battle Sans now.
*Megalovania slowly fades in*
You gonna have a bed-time.
*MEGALOVANIA*
So am am phoenix wright AND the mercenary team ?
BAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAH
@@kanitpipat9900 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@@kanitpipat9900 I'm going to say this for Papyrus, DAMN IT SANS
"HURRY, GET UP, A SHARKNADO IS COMING! GET UP AND COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO BE SAVED!"
At the fire station in disneyland, the upstairs was actually Walt Disney's private office, the fire pole was used to get up and down. Walt Disney sometimes changed in his office, thus my dad's comment of "I'd climb that pole to see Walt Disney shirtless any day of my life."
“Your alarm sound is your theme song”
*I guess my mom screaming at me to wake up is theme song*
Your pfp is cute I like your gacha oc is it urs?
S ame
@@cheesetlc gacha kid
Them: is tomorrow Sunday or June?
Me, watching this on a Saturday, during June: yes
Glam my birthday is June 28 which is Sunday
@@RedK5 My birthday is June 30th, which is also a Sunday.
The firefly and waterfall took me 5 seconds to realize, now I'm in a state of mental comprension and questioning why English is like this.
"Your Alarm is your theme song"
Me laughs at my Bokuno Pico's theme song alarm
Mine is a remix of the iPhone Marimba preset that transitions into ZEZE lmao
@@hadenfrench1561 mine is doom 2 running from evil
me : Checks what bokuno pico is
also me: loads shotgun with religious intent
*laughs in the monsters ink ear rape song*
@@cooperspurlock4932 same
Robin: the moon is the most looked at rock
Me: what about earth
Listen here you little shit-
i guess the most looked at rock without water
so like dont look at the moon is a locol 58 thing or is it just me?
@@kingofnorthdakota he should be 1st
But since all rocks are part of the earth, wouldn't that mean the moon and the earth are the only *real* rocks?
“your alarm sound is your theme song”
**keyboard mashing intensifies**
"Your alarm sound is your theme song."
Me, who has Wilbur Soot as my alarm: 👀
My alarm is the USSR the so technically it’s our theme song.
OUR alarm*
My big question is what if you don’t have an alarm, I do have one but, I know some people without them. I change my theme song every week! Usually it’s something loud, ear rape loud ;-;
Technically I'm a quick revive vending machine
Soo if I'm waking up without any alarm, i became side character?
I hae a communist D&D character
My theme song is a jojo reference, therefore I must pose everytime I enter the classroom and it must fabulous.
Ah yes
My alarm is the YBC intro :)
My theme song is hellclown cuz I'm always angry af so whenever I enter a class I play it and the kids are scared of me
(The teacher is an atheist and started praying to god)
@@learningwithlaila ybc?
@@Nai_101 yarichin bitch club 😳😃
Emkay: most of us cant breathe under water
"Hold up,wdym "most"
(Guys stop saying real answers of ppl who can breath underwater,its a joke,calm the fudge down k? Im sick of it)
okay, I will "hold in"
that's what I was thinking
????
🙊
𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚗𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚛
9:21
That seems like something my dad would send. Anytime I text crowbar he sends me a picture of crows in a bar
Reddit back then: Storytime!
Reddit Now: Sandbox Mode
@Ayano Aishi And if I'm not? :>
Game mode has been updated to creative
@@cartysk8er721 Oh sh*t h
Reddit's got hacks ○-○
So my mom yelling at me to wake up is my theme song
Same
"Your alarm is your theme song"
**Laughs in Ppcocaine**
"Trap bunny bubbles"
I love you Jesus
Finally, I can say it without having to add "no homo"
Oop, I change my phone alarm to any songs that are in my downloads constantly. I remember I had "We Are Number One" as an alarm for over a year.
@@tessathegamefreak the best alarm ever
*laughs in silence*
'Your alarm clock is your theme song'
I wake up to my puppies whining like they're dying and my sister blasting the TV volume.
Thumbnail: *Exists*
Me, who has Pillar Man theme (Earrape edition) as an alarm: *Yes yes yes yes*
*YES*
@@obihugzenobi That's my plan all along
@@obihugzenobi *Yes Yes Yes Yes*
*YES*
mine is
ruclips.net/video/vJY6ymOfiAg/видео.html
@@kakateboi42 I see you're a man of bad time as well
Im glad we think the same way
I swear Emkay makes the most entertaining videos- this crap actually cures my depression
It was better before
Before he laughed more
69 likes nice
The word what has four letters. The word sometimes has nine letters. The word never has five letters. They’re just counting.
They.. thats... Ik.......
cool.
A more subtle hint is to ask the reader where the question mark is...
So his last line just gets me like "till the next time we meet, I'll be seeing ya" like no tf you wont
"We all have horrible theme songs"
Speak for yourself, I wake up every morning to great days
Your day starts with several breakdowns
How do you not have a breakdown every morning
@@jenniferchiodo1976 I may have breakdowns every morning, but it lets the voice of love take me higher
@@fishy492 Doesn't shining justice save you as well?
wait since when did thanos leave bodies if they DISINTEGRATED
Edit: bruh i made this 5 months ago it has more likes than i have had ever so thanks
Atoms and ashes of the bodies
I literally was thinking that while watching the entire video
YOU GOD
He did do it the old fashioned way for quite a while, before gathering the stones.
Hm, thats a good question... But also what happens to dead ppl?
Me: **Wants to do HW**
Robin: "Come watch my vid right now!!"
Me: "EmKay!"
This is it, I am going to commit murder
When i read this joke I took 13 seconds and now I regret it
I read it as *Wants to do HIV* and didn't question it
Gaymer, I can agree
" your alarm song is your theme song "
So my theme is the same as an anime teenager that has a weird hairstyle and a healing/ punching ghost
Robin: The moon is the most looked at rock.
The earth: Am I a joke to you?
If my alarm is my theme song, and I stayed up all night and now it's morning and I go to work tired, is it considered a special two-parter episode?
Hmmmmm
Oh c'mon! Your comment made me spill my coffee. It's too funy lmao
Spin-offs of Each Other. Late Night with Paul Coy !! and then the network loved your work so they gave you a morning show too, Today's Morning with Paul Coy !! Now your Night show and your Day show to collabs and cross overs. All Starring YOU, too bad the producers and directors get all the$$$$$$$$
@@RIXRADvidz Then I'll act like I'm better than all this, and start my movie career like that red-headed guy from "C.S.I."
Yes
When he said "Go answer, Go!" He sounded like a pokemon trainer
Answered
"Your alarm is your theme song"
"Hello, world."
"Programmed to work, and not to feEeEeLl."
Me who play pilar men theme
Me:sleep
My phone: awaken my master
No, no he's got a point
I play The Office theme, so... i guess i joined in?
Me with MORI MORI MORI MORI MORIO CHO RADIOOOO
@@Thehonoredone69 isee you just want a piceful life
Ayayayaya
The moon isn’t the most looked at rock. The earth is.
Is nobody going to talk about how he made a local 58 reference?
A rock doesn't contain a molten core
MrGermandeutsch true but you’re half wrong the Earth is mostly rock and is known as one of the terrestrial planets or rocky planet, so that means the Earth is a rock just one with a core, I rest my case
@@MrGermandeutsch yeah but still...the moon also has a f*cking core..so your argument is invalid. Here's back up proof with a website
At the center is the Moon's dense, metallic core. The core is largely composed of iron and some nickel. The inner core is a solid mass about 480 km in diameter. Surrounding the solid inner core is a fluid outer core, that brings the total diameter of the core to about 660 km.
NASA (.gov) › moon › about › wha...
Inside the Moon | About the Moon - Moon: NASA Science
Go make yourself useful and learn something new.
@@MrGermandeutsch and apparently you dont contain knowledge at all.
“Your alarm clock is your theme song”
My theme song: * cavetown music intensifies *
I wake up to an hour loop of dubstep everyday
Naruto Uchiha noice 👌
This is mineruclips.net/video/o8tu-lPHPp0/видео.html
Gives Vlogs oh cool, I like it
Midnight Star productions my theme song: never gonna give you up
Your alarm is your theme song?
Well- I guess my theme song is my brothers screaming.