r/Technicallythetruth | He really do be doing that

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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024

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  • @TealZero
    @TealZero 4 года назад +5998

    "You know who it is, it's Robin"
    Me who still doesn't know the difference between Zack and Damien: *Thank you*

    • @cheyennearnett8534
      @cheyennearnett8534 4 года назад +366

      I'm going on a hunger strike until Damien starts a video with "My namien is Damien"

    • @antheiheiant
      @antheiheiant 4 года назад +45

      Don't you mean Jack? 😂

    • @articuno9956
      @articuno9956 4 года назад +110

      I miss damien I want him back on the channel

    • @colejames3654
      @colejames3654 4 года назад +52

      There both the same person now remember that's just a theory conspiracy theory

    • @themlgenius124_2
      @themlgenius124_2 4 года назад +38

      @@cheyennearnett8534 he already did back in the day on Emkay. Forgot which video.

  • @brain_apostrophe_t
    @brain_apostrophe_t 3 года назад +852

    "WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?" "I am a locksmith and I am a locksmith."

    • @Stoom_
      @Stoom_ 3 года назад +39

      *Understandable have a great day*

    • @dxl___
      @dxl___ 3 года назад +7

      @@Stoom_ lol

    • @pinkybratface680
      @pinkybratface680 3 года назад +4

      XD when i was reading this some random person near stared playing “my life is misery “ I don’t know why but I had to say it

    • @Crimson64
      @Crimson64 3 года назад +5

      **Understandable have a nice day.**

    • @Abangboomer
      @Abangboomer 2 года назад

      666

  • @ServantOfSatania
    @ServantOfSatania 4 года назад +2845

    "100% of the people who breathe oxygen die"
    Robin: Same statistic applies to water
    *Yeah you'd think so, breathing water is usually not a good thing*

    • @v2sauce
      @v2sauce 4 года назад +24

      Wait, it (italic)is?

    • @noellec601
      @noellec601 4 года назад +96

      You clearly have no idea what you’re talking about. I breathe water all day, and I’m fine. Do your research.
      *slowly dying*

    • @therealthatcatstabe360
      @therealthatcatstabe360 4 года назад +21

      I'm actually surprised how Alias' community post actually actually made it to r/technicallythetruth

    • @NotMystxc
      @NotMystxc 4 года назад +4

      R/woooose

    • @septicaemia5699
      @septicaemia5699 4 года назад +38

      @@NotMystxc *ah yes, the child of a wombat and a moose*

  • @otterpxpalt5591
    @otterpxpalt5591 3 года назад +155

    "I only learned how to read last week and its really stressful"
    the past videos starring Robin: *i aint real, i'm just a figment of your imagination*

  • @rozinrazzaq8827
    @rozinrazzaq8827 4 года назад +913

    Robin: "What's up?"
    Me in Australia: "The floor."

  • @ajcortez4374
    @ajcortez4374 4 года назад +725

    "100% of people that breathes oxygen die"
    eminem: whew...

    • @SamiLB_
      @SamiLB_ 4 года назад +20

      Legends never die

    • @danielrawlinson9249
      @danielrawlinson9249 3 года назад +28

      Oh so the queen just doesn't breathe

    • @giftgiver23
      @giftgiver23 3 года назад +16

      Indeed, I think Eminem’s leg does end.

    • @juanlloveras5780
      @juanlloveras5780 3 года назад +6

      And 100% of the people that breathe Water die too.

    • @theequestrianhound2132
      @theequestrianhound2132 3 года назад +3

      what about people who breathe carbon menoxide?

  • @immemores
    @immemores 3 года назад +1337

    The start:
    He's watching a trailer
    *I hate you.*

    • @Childestroyer
      @Childestroyer 3 года назад +11

      I felt that

    • @gr1nm
      @gr1nm 3 года назад +16

      I hate me too

    • @neotictitan4656
      @neotictitan4656 3 года назад +9

      @@gr1nm how to I summon you on my table with a pan ready to cook you

    • @arcanev4
      @arcanev4 3 года назад +3

      Correct

    • @CoreRealm
      @CoreRealm 3 года назад

      @@neotictitan4656 Cookame ondapan

  • @QuadalKanal24
    @QuadalKanal24 3 года назад +327

    Customer: i want to sell this Vaccum cleaner
    Employee: why?
    Customer: *It Sucks*
    Employee:**CONFUSED SCREAMING**

  • @nxxynx5039
    @nxxynx5039 4 года назад +4452

    I've literally only realised that Robin is *that* Robin.

    • @glottalstop2080
      @glottalstop2080 4 года назад +182

      Which robin?

    • @h12-p3j
      @h12-p3j 4 года назад +148

      Which Robin?

    • @a_potat
      @a_potat 4 года назад +159

      WHICH ROBIN!??!!

    • @_Mac_Ros__
      @_Mac_Ros__ 4 года назад +101

      The triforce of internet I’m pretty sure he left.

    • @justdenks
      @justdenks 4 года назад +164

      IS HE DICK GRAYSON, JASON TODD, DAMIEN WAYNE. I NEED ANSWERS!!!!

  • @adambarclay2393
    @adambarclay2393 4 года назад +223

    "he's watching a trailer" Robin: i hate you

  • @bonniesanders3340
    @bonniesanders3340 4 года назад +187

    Post: says something truthful- Robin: Yo I hate you-

  • @PublicBus09
    @PublicBus09 2 года назад +260

    Therapist: "What brings you two here together?"
    Girlfriend: "My boyfriend, he's too literal."
    Therapist: "And you?"
    Boyfriend: "My truck."

    • @garfreaky_x
      @garfreaky_x Год назад +14

      For those who might not understand..the therapist asks what brought them there. So he said truck because he is to literal.
      And to those who understood the joke...I'm sorry.

    • @PENGUINjsjwjentt7irr7o5ud5
      @PENGUINjsjwjentt7irr7o5ud5 Год назад +3

      ​@@garfreaky_xwhy sorry

    • @PENGUINjsjwjentt7irr7o5ud5
      @PENGUINjsjwjentt7irr7o5ud5 Год назад +3

      ​@@garfreaky_xaaah, its a pun. Nevermind, I like puns

    • @clurtzy
      @clurtzy Год назад

      The rapist

    • @taraktaras7327
      @taraktaras7327 11 месяцев назад

      @@PENGUINjsjwjentt7irr7o5ud5 why do people hate puns so much

  • @alexd8092
    @alexd8092 3 года назад +589

    "Lesbians probably"
    I spit water out my nose at that

    • @alexd8092
      @alexd8092 3 года назад +16

      @Kikane I'm all about doing what cannot be done, and I couldn't think of a pun for this

    • @sn0wblake
      @sn0wblake 3 года назад +3

      thanks, that was my comment from last year.

    • @alexd8092
      @alexd8092 3 года назад +2

      @@sn0wblake if you're saying i stole a comment i didnt, otherwise idk what you mean by that-

    • @sn0wblake
      @sn0wblake 3 года назад +4

      @@alexd8092 im not saying that. im just saying thanks for being entertained by my dumbassery :D

    • @alexd8092
      @alexd8092 3 года назад +6

      @@sn0wblake ah thank you for your genius comment

  • @rabbit1360
    @rabbit1360 4 года назад +463

    Dude: Hey can you get the F out of here Man?
    Man: Sure, dude.

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 4 года назад +9

      Me who has no Fs to give or get outta here: Sorry, all out!

    • @robertdowniesyndrome4577
      @robertdowniesyndrome4577 4 года назад +5

      I wanna like but it's at 69 sorry

    • @emory1730
      @emory1730 4 года назад +4

      Off topic when I saw this comment it had 69 likes. Now 70

    • @cookiejuice5886
      @cookiejuice5886 4 года назад +3

      If you blink your eyes close

    • @kaminaridenki3581
      @kaminaridenki3581 4 года назад +2

      Ah, yes, the all knowing and wise!

  • @deaddog9036
    @deaddog9036 3 года назад +5138

    Fun fact : there are enough bones in a human body to create a skeleton

    • @cassidymiller3224
      @cassidymiller3224 3 года назад +84

      Dear God....

    • @muhammadIbrahim-jp2bu
      @muhammadIbrahim-jp2bu 3 года назад +37

      Woowoowowowowowow

    • @theleaderofthecrocodilerev4513
      @theleaderofthecrocodilerev4513 3 года назад +126

      Hmmm yes the floor here is made out of floor

    • @JustLetMeUseNPC
      @JustLetMeUseNPC 3 года назад +122

      Fun fact: you are a brain driving a mecha skeleton wearing flesh armour

    • @--CHARLIE--
      @--CHARLIE-- 3 года назад +78

      Depends on the skeleton. A human skeleton. Yes. A blue whale skeleton. Probably not. And if you do have enough bones in your body to create an entire blue whale skeleton, you should see a doctor.

  • @Just-Nedo
    @Just-Nedo 2 года назад +118

    My grandfather once said:
    -When one door closes, another one opens
    He was a good person. But fuck, he was horribly constructing closets

  • @wall7264
    @wall7264 3 года назад +343

    "how do humans get smart and stressed?" "They go to school!"

    • @thecaketubby5764
      @thecaketubby5764 3 года назад +5

      haha get it guys? because school bad 😆 im so -edgy- stressed 😭😭 I have insomnia!1!1!! i have 1000000000000 assignments due tomrrow!!!1 totally not becuse i procastnate everythng and blam it on stress!!1 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @weeb3414
      @weeb3414 3 года назад +4

      @@thecaketubby5764 yessss totally because I am blaming it on stress everybody should be able to do more then 6 subjects class work and homework in one day and study for their own and get enough sleep and be happy am I right!1!1!1!!!

    • @funisinfinite.
      @funisinfinite. 3 года назад +1

      @@weeb3414 Tru dat, I'm getting very stressed from online school, especially with the delta variant on the loose

    • @jerry-sv2rt
      @jerry-sv2rt 3 года назад

      @@funisinfinite. lmao they were being satire

    • @jerry-sv2rt
      @jerry-sv2rt 3 года назад

      @@ASGclouds NOoo! Am very stressed bc my techer hats me because im diagnosd with depresion😭😭😂!!11!!1!1!! (Totally from REAL docter and not me 🤪🤪)

  • @shin9328
    @shin9328 4 года назад +424

    "What's Poppin' I'm Robin"
    "My Namien Is Damien"
    "I'm Fakob Jacob"

  • @lunatic-db6mp
    @lunatic-db6mp 3 года назад +481

    "People die when they are killed"
    -a man who said "just because you're correct dosn't mean you're right"

  • @NathanwasNOThere
    @NathanwasNOThere 3 года назад +29

    Fri-END
    Girlfri-END
    Boyri-END
    Best Fri-END
    Family
    Family is the only one that doesn't end

  • @Cheese-fp5bh
    @Cheese-fp5bh 4 года назад +1701

    Brains are the only organ that named itself and knows of it’s own existence.

    • @owlthenoob6053
      @owlthenoob6053 4 года назад +64

      So technically brain creates brain

    • @wqroblox7809
      @wqroblox7809 4 года назад +62

      it cost you 0 dollars to say that but yet you did

    • @NoOne-kc9jq
      @NoOne-kc9jq 4 года назад +19

      I don’t like this...

    • @NoOne-kc9jq
      @NoOne-kc9jq 4 года назад +22

      I don’t like this...

    • @buidinh6270
      @buidinh6270 4 года назад +26

      What if the brain is tricking us and this is just a dream

  • @somerandomgameranimator4481
    @somerandomgameranimator4481 3 года назад +3613

    Technically the Truth: You can live the entire rest of your life without breathing

    • @-hollythekitsune-7086
      @-hollythekitsune-7086 3 года назад +215

      you could've lived the rest of you life without making this comment

    • @sarahrambo1126
      @sarahrambo1126 3 года назад +83

      You could live the rest of my life without anime to I just choose to live with anime in my life

    • @nolhydra224
      @nolhydra224 3 года назад +50

      You could live the rest of your life keeping me blocked on discord. But please don't. Unblock me so I can friend you, or else I will be not happy.

    • @flow6150
      @flow6150 3 года назад +18

      r/technicallythetruth

    • @beetleknight4661
      @beetleknight4661 3 года назад +12

      Wanna bet

  • @CinderFalls
    @CinderFalls 4 года назад +550

    "I was born at a very young age"
    *Hmm.. yes.. the floor here is made out of floor*

    • @rogue_myster4705
      @rogue_myster4705 4 года назад +10

      Hmm yes the wall here is made wall

    • @leo-yp8zq
      @leo-yp8zq 4 года назад +10

      hmm.. yes.. the ceiling here is made out of ceiling..

    • @ougus
      @ougus 4 года назад +7

      hmm yes the air is made out of air

    • @MiddyEXP
      @MiddyEXP 4 года назад +12

      Hm yes my dad is made of invisible

    • @noobeh2394
      @noobeh2394 4 года назад +6

      iiKitsxne_ii if the floor is made out of floor, why didn't they use the floor to make floor, as floor

  • @puffytdh9408
    @puffytdh9408 3 года назад +29

    How to be good at speed running
    1: get strict parents that only let you play game for 30 mins
    2: slowly get better at the time then make it 20 then 10
    3: now You have no time to play games but because of that you can do fast game now
    -Obama I think

  • @Rowdinn
    @Rowdinn 3 года назад +399

    One you clap,you never stop claping, there are just longer pauses between each clap

  • @andysixxstalkerangeloftrag5833
    @andysixxstalkerangeloftrag5833 4 года назад +459

    The thumbnail has me laughing

    • @RavenLunatic517
      @RavenLunatic517 4 года назад +6

      Same

    • @orangejuice1429
      @orangejuice1429 4 года назад +4

      the first one got me

    • @happytachanka4927
      @happytachanka4927 4 года назад +4

      Yeah he really NAILED it

    • @stitchy_7789
      @stitchy_7789 4 года назад +3

      I think they used the same thumbnail for another video but it might have been on ezpz

    • @polishcow4631
      @polishcow4631 4 года назад +2

      wait I thought they used this thumbnail in another video

  • @orionskittles
    @orionskittles 3 года назад +324

    “Without using numbers, share how old you are”
    I would have said either “As old as I am” or “The number of years since I was born.”

    • @elisinghal8292
      @elisinghal8292 3 года назад +7

      I was born in (insert year i was born)

    • @-Galaxy-2695
      @-Galaxy-2695 3 года назад +6

      I would have said
      "༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つhow old i am"

    • @sethmichel6138
      @sethmichel6138 3 года назад

      my age is equivalent to the number of switch games here's (points at 18 Switch games I pulled out of my pocket, with 3 more in pocket for the next 3 years)

    • @TheJasperEffect
      @TheJasperEffect 3 года назад +1

      Thirteen

    • @carolinehooper83
      @carolinehooper83 3 года назад

      I would say
      Ten
      I’m not wrong due to it being a word

  • @Tftmt
    @Tftmt 3 года назад +9

    I love that EarthBound one. I remember that if you say you DIDNT want a map, she would continuously say "A man without a map isnt popular with the girls" to get you to get one.

  • @theleaderofthecrocodilerev4513
    @theleaderofthecrocodilerev4513 3 года назад +45

    I once read a hotel sign that says:
    If you are looking for a sign, this is it

  • @FordMustang66
    @FordMustang66 4 года назад +241

    Robin when he sees the 2099 truck: **cool noises**
    Robin when he sees the “he’s watching a trailer” comment: **mad noises**

  • @BubbleIsSoCool
    @BubbleIsSoCool 4 года назад +545

    Not going to the toilet until robin say "im robin, i love bird seeds" Day 45

    • @EmeraldBat67
      @EmeraldBat67 4 года назад +19

      "Day 45, I need to shit, I need to.. But i can't.."

    • @solsoil
      @solsoil 4 года назад +11

      Dude.. you okay?

    • @owoister
      @owoister 4 года назад +4

      if that was real you would have died already LOL

    • @easiazyy
      @easiazyy 4 года назад +1

      @@BubbleIsSoCool are you a jojo a fan

    • @lemex27gamesnshit
      @lemex27gamesnshit 4 года назад +3

      EasiaZ im not sure if he is, but YES! I AM!

  • @dylanahern7039
    @dylanahern7039 Год назад +6

    7:01
    You literally did those impressions PERFECTLY!

  • @malcolmpayne3598
    @malcolmpayne3598 4 года назад +278

    "What the H?!"
    - Grunkle Stan, about to be hit by a large letter H.

  • @melindacro2626
    @melindacro2626 3 года назад +288

    Customer: I'd like to return this vacuum cleaner
    Employee: Why?
    Customer: because it doesn't clean vacuums

    • @yaboianz
      @yaboianz 3 года назад +5

      It sucks!

    • @youvegraduated9463
      @youvegraduated9463 3 года назад +1

      hmmmmmm
      r/wooosh?

    • @yaboianz
      @yaboianz 3 года назад +8

      @@youvegraduated9463 what why wooosh lmfao

    • @Yuuki74305
      @Yuuki74305 3 года назад +7

      @@youvegraduated9463 how to get canceled 101

    • @aaourvsv
      @aaourvsv 3 года назад +1

      @@youvegraduated9463 congratulations you played yourself

  • @coyotix
    @coyotix 3 года назад +44

    "100% of people who breathe oxygen die"
    *MOM GET THE HELIUM*

  • @asdfcat123
    @asdfcat123 Год назад +3

    Satan only punishes people, he doesn't kill people at all.

  • @lockking6961
    @lockking6961 4 года назад +45

    "100% of peopple that breathe oxygen die"
    EmKay: Same thing with water
    Me: 100% of people that breathe water die

  • @TheOnlyBlancy
    @TheOnlyBlancy 3 года назад +1336

    Fun fact: if you say "fun fact" chances are, people will read the whole thing. Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Bullets only do their jobs AFTER they're fired. You park in driveways but drive on Parkways. Lights in video games use REAL electricity.

    • @mangobaby_videos
      @mangobaby_videos 3 года назад +20

      this comment is so overrated

    • @on2td
      @on2td 3 года назад +39

      fun fact;you've just read a sentance right here.

    • @-hollythekitsune-7086
      @-hollythekitsune-7086 3 года назад +13

      fun fact:
      more than 99% of people haven't read the whole thing

    • @miuiswaifu
      @miuiswaifu 3 года назад +13

      fun fact : this is overused

    • @fnafmaster_1
      @fnafmaster_1 3 года назад +11

      Fun fact: when you die, you wont remember a thing!

  • @foxfoster1
    @foxfoster1 3 года назад +22

    “You’ll see the full one on Father’s Day” was the funniest thing ever

  • @the-digital-idiot
    @the-digital-idiot Год назад +9

    11:44 let's all appreciate the math joke in this meme, "my √ (-100) girlfriend", the square root of negative numbers are what are called imaginary numbers. Those are a whole thing, but it's the imaginary girlfriend.

  • @mile-.-1069
    @mile-.-1069 3 года назад +173

    “Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes”

    • @unikh7344
      @unikh7344 3 года назад +6

      "Spread the word"

    • @maestro7123
      @maestro7123 3 года назад +2

      @@unikh7344 can't, it's not for the bread.

    • @Stoom_
      @Stoom_ 3 года назад +6

      "Together, we can stop that"

    • @Nickcageblanket420
      @Nickcageblanket420 3 года назад +1

      Every 24 hours in Africa a day passes

    • @Nickcageblanket420
      @Nickcageblanket420 3 года назад +1

      Every 30 days in Africa a month passes

  • @Apocrowlypse
    @Apocrowlypse 4 года назад +251

    *when you get here in 4 seconds:*
    I am speed

  • @cool_cat1225
    @cool_cat1225 4 года назад +202

    fri*end*
    Girlfri*end*
    Boyfri*end*
    Best fri*end*
    Minecraft has no end

    • @AJ-sx3lc
      @AJ-sx3lc 4 года назад +4

      Yūdoku毒毒Drawings lol that isint the end of the game though you can still play in the world, all you did was beat a boss

    • @fakeastic9575
      @fakeastic9575 4 года назад +1

      @Yūdoku毒毒Drawings But the "end" isnt on the end

    • @renkun4702
      @renkun4702 4 года назад +3

      @@fakeastic9575 shut up...

    • @Diamondesignsempires
      @Diamondesignsempires 4 года назад +2

      @Yūdoku毒毒Drawings Only Overworld have no end

    • @lightningstudios113
      @lightningstudios113 4 года назад +1

      cool_ cat12 the Minecraft tr *end*

  • @Lazer_Specter
    @Lazer_Specter 3 года назад +11

    4:02 in that sense, common loot would be more helpful.
    4:34 hey look. Alpharad made it into this video. Cool. And so did Earthbound. Awesome.

  • @cycadz2226
    @cycadz2226 3 года назад +30

    12:10 Robin straight up declaring a houseplant is smarter than he is

  • @cameraman9618
    @cameraman9618 3 года назад +35

    “Thanks I hate it”
    “You got a friend in horse”
    “YOU DO NOT HAVE A Friend IN HORSE”

  • @Shikiouji
    @Shikiouji 4 года назад +722

    everyone at one point in time, were the fastest swimmers among billions.

  • @JJ-qz1dg
    @JJ-qz1dg 2 года назад +2

    4:40 "THEY"
    That is a certified internet funnyman Alpha J Rad

  • @gaspshichat
    @gaspshichat 4 года назад +111

    Robin: H-
    Me: **LOUD TEXAN NOISES**

  • @ItzZal
    @ItzZal 4 года назад +72

    0:02 that happens to me *all* the time, it’s SOOO annoying when the other half of my truck gets sucked into a portal in a different dimension

    • @tyrantula2484
      @tyrantula2484 4 года назад +5

      the different dimension is called "The Backrooms " but did you know about "The FrontRooms "

    • @valorizea
      @valorizea 4 года назад

      I know, right?

  • @stormxcloud2194
    @stormxcloud2194 4 года назад +124

    When he says "Until next time, i'll be seein' ya!" Is technically the truth.

    • @SilverMe2004
      @SilverMe2004 4 года назад +10

      No its not. He won't be seeing me all till next time

    • @ald0319
      @ald0319 4 года назад +5

      @@SilverMe2004 Yeah, he can't even see me rn.

    • @LazyEggo
      @LazyEggo 4 года назад +5

      ALD 03 you don’t know he might be spying on you

  • @whatTFisThis
    @whatTFisThis 2 года назад +1

    3:36 hilariously we call our sheep by saying "SHEEEEEPPP" in this high pitched "come and get it piggies" voice, yet if you say sheep normally they dont respond, but if yell in the high pitched "come and get it piggies" accent they respond

  • @AliasGD
    @AliasGD 4 года назад +365

    When like half the comments are about you but noone actually noticed your comment
    *sad Alias noises*

  • @malchromsckil6516
    @malchromsckil6516 4 года назад +60

    My friend:"Blow my mind."
    Me: *Proceeds to fire an 45. 1911 into the base of his skull technically blowing his mind to mashed meat."

  • @KishinAubrey
    @KishinAubrey 4 года назад +46

    4:51 actually this is a myth, i tried doing this in southern france and never even heard a single "what the hell are you doing"

    • @snailuka
      @snailuka 4 года назад +4

      yuri I always knew you weren't ok

    • @deniellimban8586
      @deniellimban8586 4 года назад +3

      Why did you stab yourself though?? I putted so much effort on always choosing you😰😰😰

    • @szerra3604
      @szerra3604 4 года назад +3

      @@deniellimban8586 Just Monika

    • @KishinAubrey
      @KishinAubrey 4 года назад +2

      Kyoryu Senpai it wasn't voluntary

  • @BloxThunder
    @BloxThunder 2 года назад +13

    13:56 Kinda stupid how I did such thing but
    "What" = 4 letters
    "Occasionally" = 12 letters
    "Always" = 6 letters
    "Never" = 5 letters
    Lol it accurately was guessed

  • @bakugoukatsuki411
    @bakugoukatsuki411 4 года назад +70

    "You know who it is,its robin!"
    Me who thought it was jack:o-oh

  • @eggnogperson
    @eggnogperson 4 года назад +72

    Person: "100% of the people who breath oxygen die"
    Me: "I'm statistically Immortal"

  • @sillygoofyonyxx
    @sillygoofyonyxx 3 года назад +393

    2020 was like looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting hit by a *P L A N E*

    • @morefrecklesthansense9817
      @morefrecklesthansense9817 3 года назад +4

      😅😅

    • @maestro7123
      @maestro7123 3 года назад +5

      @ØR3Ø nah

    • @Stoom_
      @Stoom_ 3 года назад +18

      2020 was like looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting attacked by a shark coming from the one and ONLY manhole in your area, a plane coming from the only flight near your area, and a guy comes out of the plane crash and stabs you with a machete named kindness.
      And when you think that's it, you hear a gunshot and the words "Good Job, Violence".
      Edit: if you haven't caught on I edit this with others recommendations.

    • @Z3r0M0D3
      @Z3r0M0D3 3 года назад +1

      LOL

    • @thecpg980
      @thecpg980 3 года назад +3

      @@Stoom_ and THEN a plane

  • @azetac_
    @azetac_ 3 года назад +4

    I really like how half of these are just really clever puns

  • @shouldvebeenme
    @shouldvebeenme 4 года назад +31

    if one of your friends' names is "anyone", and you get a knock at your door, it could literally be anyone.

  • @numberguy6337
    @numberguy6337 3 года назад +65

    4:34 The best part is Alpharad made that tweet when he was drunk.

  • @Chaotic_Hollow
    @Chaotic_Hollow 3 года назад +131

    "If at first you don't succeed, you fail"
    *No, no, he's got a point*

    • @VirgilCorium
      @VirgilCorium 3 года назад +1

      said GLaDOS

    • @NightmareMoon9964
      @NightmareMoon9964 3 года назад

      @@VirgilCorium YESSS! After that part, i only started searching Portal fans in the comments.

    • @NightmareMoon9964
      @NightmareMoon9964 3 года назад

      And I found.

    • @cangtran9176
      @cangtran9176 Год назад

      *But No, no he’s* doesn’t have any points
      But v does

  • @Stuffff921
    @Stuffff921 3 года назад +2

    Someone: say a word with more than 2 words
    Me: A word with more than 2 words
    That same person: GOD DAMN IT-

  • @yourlocalbee8390
    @yourlocalbee8390 3 года назад +23

    “Whats the trashiest thing youve ever seen” my mom telling me that my brother picked my gift already and so now i proceed to cry as i wish i knew what it was since i hate stupid suprises.

  • @rezoiix355
    @rezoiix355 4 года назад +111

    When someone asks if Robin is okay, I’m *“Emkay”*

    • @EmeraldBat67
      @EmeraldBat67 4 года назад +1

      @Federal Bureau of Investigation Time to arrest yourself.

    • @fbiagent8675
      @fbiagent8675 4 года назад +1

      Ayo hol up, who is you?

    • @EmeraldBat67
      @EmeraldBat67 4 года назад +1

      @Federal Bureau of Investigation *handcuffs you*

    • @EmeraldBat67
      @EmeraldBat67 4 года назад

      @Federal Bureau of Investigation You're the FBI Thats an agent/

    • @mayoraldrinzon4847
      @mayoraldrinzon4847 4 года назад

      @Federal Bureau of Investigation shut yo mouth you goin to the human cage

  • @ThePillowNaut
    @ThePillowNaut 4 года назад +42

    This is just the meme: every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes” turned into a video

  • @gobblegobble2071
    @gobblegobble2071 Год назад +3

    7:14 this is in earthbound.
    The map that you get in the library has all the info of all the locations in earthbound, except the locations that the map doesn't show.

  • @_caith
    @_caith 3 года назад +36

    Actually we literally can't prove that the sun is equally distant to the earth in both ways, due to the fact that we can't prove that light goes equally fast forward and backward. But we did establish that it doesn't matter, as it wouldn't break our current laws of physics either ways. This is a pretty interesting and crazy topic tbh.

    • @X-Ter
      @X-Ter 3 года назад +1

      What direction is forward?

    • @reviewerofcomments
      @reviewerofcomments 3 года назад +2

      So, if the multiverse is real, and ANYTHING can happen in said multiverse, what if one of there's a universe where the multiverse theory isn't real? If you travel between universes to the one where the multiverse theory isn't real, can you not leave the multiverse? Can you travel outside of the multiverse where the multiverse theory isn't real?

    • @elaineelaine6418
      @elaineelaine6418 3 года назад +3

      @@X-Ter It doesn't even have to be opposite directions, it's impossible to determine if the speed of light is the same in *any* direction. To measure the distance, you'd need to know how long something has travelled at which speed to get there. Basically, if it takes a year for light to reach something, let's say a planet, then that planet is a light-year away. However, we have to wait for the light to come back to us, and measure how long it has been since the light left, and came back, so two years, and cut it in half, because in theorythe light made the same trajectory to the planet and back. As we cannot measure when the light actually arrived on the planet, we cannot be sure that the light didn't actually travelled two years to planet, and then came back instantly. Or travelled one year and three months, and came back in nine months. There is no way to know, as a human on this planet would take as long to get us the information as the light would take to travel, so we arbitrarily decided to cut it equally and that the light, in models, will move at constant velocity in every direction.

  • @noelhutchins7366
    @noelhutchins7366 4 года назад +71

    life is a100% terminally fatal condition easily caused by sex.

  • @robomix3162
    @robomix3162 4 года назад +52

    matthew: Anxiety is literally just conspiracy theories about yourself
    Depressed ppl, Anxious ppl and edgy teenagers: *LISEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHI-*

    • @Justaguy726
      @Justaguy726 11 месяцев назад +2

      Depressed, anxious, edgy teenagers: *crying in the corner*

  • @harmless8282
    @harmless8282 3 года назад +5

    Me: Brain cells dying*
    Emkay: bOne
    B-two hundred and six-

  • @bride_of_frankenstein2494
    @bride_of_frankenstein2494 4 года назад +192

    “What’s something socially acceptable that might get banned in the next 100 years?”
    *Looks at Tik Tok nervously*

    • @theflock4916
      @theflock4916 4 года назад +11

      *tik tok has fucking died*
      RUclips has been kicked for team killing
      *Omegle Joined the Chat*
      Omegle: M 19
      *Omegle has left the chat*
      Google has joined the chat
      *Google activated Invincibility*
      Club Penguin has joi-
      *club penguin has left the chat*
      Steam has joined the chat
      Steam: *Winter Sale on now!*

    • @TheFluffyHyena
      @TheFluffyHyena 4 года назад +11

      Wish it was banned ngl-

    • @TheFluffyHyena
      @TheFluffyHyena 4 года назад +6

      @Andrew Davis yeah...? I don't like it cause everything on it is just cringey or outright disgusting/dumb

    • @awildunus8847
      @awildunus8847 4 года назад +5

      It was never socially acceptable

    • @TheFluffyHyena
      @TheFluffyHyena 4 года назад +4

      @@awildunus8847 Tiktok is just Vine but worse lmao

  • @maestro7123
    @maestro7123 4 года назад +95

    "If you work hard. Then you play Hard."
    "If you Hard. Then you Hard."
    DAMMIT WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

    • @miguelbaltazar7606
      @miguelbaltazar7606 3 года назад

      are you gaming hard or are you hardly gaming

    • @miuiswaifu
      @miuiswaifu 3 года назад +1

      @@miguelbaltazar7606 *chokes you (with hand)*
      ARE YOU BREATHIN HARD OR HARDLY BREATHIN

    • @fnafmaster_1
      @fnafmaster_1 3 года назад +1

      Also you have typoo.

    • @miguelbaltazar7606
      @miguelbaltazar7606 3 года назад

      @@miuiswaifu *activates tech gauntlet and punches you very hardly*
      A R E Y O U F I G T H I N G H A R D O R A R E Y O U H A R D L Y F I G H T I N G

    • @waterbottle195
      @waterbottle195 3 года назад

      @@miguelbaltazar7606 *activates quagsire*
      are you dead or are you dead

  • @IDenne
    @IDenne 4 года назад +189

    “Rich people are poor people with money” doesn’t seem right

  • @VHS_Serenity
    @VHS_Serenity 2 года назад +6

    Robin, your one of the best people at speaking your really good at saying hard stuff, same goes to everyone else who does this channel

  • @melonhead8760
    @melonhead8760 3 года назад +166

    Fun fact: ti-84s end when you don’t charge them for two weeks and have a geometry test today

    • @EviZaggo
      @EviZaggo 3 года назад +2

      Geometry test more like geometry dash 😐 I suck at these lol

    • @Reac2
      @Reac2 3 года назад +6

      Fun fact: the company that makes government mandated calculators for schools has had a monopoly for over 10 years in a lot of countries. Likewise,neither the technology nor their overpriced prices have improved. Even though you can make more reliable, smaller, more energy efficient and less expensive electronics, even without resorting to outsourcing to developing nations.
      Putting entirely aside that 99% of student already own phones that have all the hardware required to fulfill the same purposes in class and they can just hand out school-owned calculatiors for exams so there is no cheating.
      Tl;Dr: Governments don't give a crap about people

    • @bakednbreweddinalupihan9453
      @bakednbreweddinalupihan9453 3 года назад

      87

    • @bakednbreweddinalupihan9453
      @bakednbreweddinalupihan9453 3 года назад

      :7

    • @wyattlewis7137
      @wyattlewis7137 3 года назад

      @@Reac2 either that or the government outsources it’s production to stimulate the economy of developing nations and their not developing more advanced calculators because they want children to develop passable mathematical skills without the aid of technology, so people are less reliant on their tech. You do know that despite a lot of dumb shit the government is attempting to help people right?

  • @siaratan9982
    @siaratan9982 4 года назад +93

    Since “W” is 2 U’s, we can say “sextuple u” instead of WWW.

    • @burnttoaster431
      @burnttoaster431 4 года назад +10

      Get out

    • @wumbomandlx
      @wumbomandlx 4 года назад +7

      But it V's, so shouldn't we call it "sextuple V's"?
      Dang it english alphabet! Why do you have to be so confusing!?

    • @literallyafrog367
      @literallyafrog367 4 года назад +4

      Yeah. This is big brain time.

    • @jwirth9963
      @jwirth9963 4 года назад +4

      UU: double-u
      W: double-v
      WWW: triple-v triple-u

    • @Tycho_The_Taco
      @Tycho_The_Taco 4 года назад

      I... your arnt wrong but I dont like this

  • @robertolteanu5268
    @robertolteanu5268 3 года назад +74

    A friend of mine told me that onions are the only vegetables that make you cry.
    So i yeeted a carrot into his eye uwu

    • @AngelicDiary777
      @AngelicDiary777 3 года назад +1

      You make me cry

    • @pinkybratface680
      @pinkybratface680 3 года назад +1

      Pls tell me why when I first read this I thought the word onions was colorsXD wtf

    • @dxl___
      @dxl___ 3 года назад +1

      Those two are still not enough you know, ;-;

    • @isabellasalas9422
      @isabellasalas9422 2 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @-Orchideous-
      @-Orchideous- 2 года назад +1

      I did the same thing to my sister with a potato.

  • @Jacob-F45
    @Jacob-F45 2 года назад +1

    “The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn’t.”

  • @jacobedwards_115
    @jacobedwards_115 4 года назад +142

    Did you know: at one point you were born after anyone else in the world

    • @romerotheliger3904
      @romerotheliger3904 4 года назад +4

      Did you know the sky is down?But also up?But also sideways?But also diagonal?

    • @szerra3604
      @szerra3604 4 года назад

      @@romerotheliger3904 Woah, I didn't know that

    • @emisthem6562
      @emisthem6562 4 года назад +1

      When you leave high school everyone is younger than you

    • @sparkymist
      @sparkymist 4 года назад +1

      Not if you die young...

    • @aviida280
      @aviida280 4 года назад

      yes

  • @ryansotelo294
    @ryansotelo294 4 года назад +105

    "You dont remember the day you were born"
    Me: ... um... mine is thursday

    • @mudkip_plays_things
      @mudkip_plays_things 4 года назад +3

      Ω - Ω
      Г° |
      °
      ¤ - ¤
      | |
      ° °

    • @kulcsocska
      @kulcsocska 4 года назад +3

      @@n0_name_ There're things called calanders

    • @chemlloydalburo7330
      @chemlloydalburo7330 4 года назад +1

      Monday

    • @NotMorax
      @NotMorax 3 года назад

      Monday :)

    • @vinikk77
      @vinikk77 3 года назад +1

      @@kulcsocska if there wasn't calanders, he wouldn't knew the day he was born

  • @blxifyy
    @blxifyy 3 года назад +33

    14:10 whats funny about this is that this was actually a final jeopardy question

  • @_Fish893
    @_Fish893 3 года назад +3

    4:41 alpharad is such a madlad

  • @flamgo1095
    @flamgo1095 4 года назад +57

    You may say that he was watching a trailer wasn't funny but it was semi-funny.

  • @littlepeeteir3190
    @littlepeeteir3190 4 года назад +24

    "100% of the people who breathe air die"
    EmKay: "Same statistic applies for water"
    me: Yes, if you breathe water you die

  • @sunooheart7136
    @sunooheart7136 4 года назад +84

    I was like: is it Robin?
    I proceeded to realise that the Narrator is Robin and went:
    "Yay heehee" Quarantine makes the most tiny things make me happy 😂

  • @neineinfachnein4497
    @neineinfachnein4497 Год назад +3

    11:44 I love this meme. First I thought the -100^1/2 is a mistake but than I realized that -100^1/2 is imaginary 😂😂

  • @CranyUnknown
    @CranyUnknown 4 года назад +102

    Me: *telling a friend about EmKay*
    Friend: so what’s EmKay again?
    Me: *MK stoopid*
    edit: thx guys for 80 likes most I've ever had!

  • @MrManic4960
    @MrManic4960 4 года назад +8

    "if you hard,then you hard" that got way more than it should have.

  • @snowyfox_01
    @snowyfox_01 3 года назад +12

    A wise man once said: "You are unstoppable until you are stopped"

  • @SirNob
    @SirNob Год назад +2

    Fun fact: Earth is the most dangerous planet because 100% of human deaths are on Earth

  • @MechanicGopher
    @MechanicGopher 4 года назад +71

    I never get sick from Taco Bell either, and I don’t know anyone who does

  • @wholesome_rat7419
    @wholesome_rat7419 4 года назад +42

    this is technically the truth, we are all watching something but also reading a long with it

  • @alexd8092
    @alexd8092 3 года назад +17

    "He's watching a trailer"
    " *I hate you.* "

  • @hackcubit9663
    @hackcubit9663 Год назад +3

    5:16 That's why I'm still an advocate for saying "hexayoo" if we're spelling out the URL.

  • @youfromthepast3513
    @youfromthepast3513 4 года назад +23

    “I only learned how to read last week and it’s really stressful”
    I can’t speak complicated sentences (more than 0 words) past like seven. My brain just gives up halfway through.

    • @cheyennearnett8534
      @cheyennearnett8534 4 года назад

      I'm a teenager and I refer to any word with more than two syllables as a "big kid word"

    • @youfromthepast3513
      @youfromthepast3513 4 года назад

      CheyChey :P ayyo bruh I do be a teen too. It’s just my first year and I’m not good at it.

    • @ace-fn2hp
      @ace-fn2hp 4 года назад

      jared, 19, when he finally becomes jared, 20

    • @honeygdball
      @honeygdball 4 года назад

      @@ace-fn2hp good one

  • @elischramm9988
    @elischramm9988 4 года назад +63

    How can the moon landing be real if it's still in the sky?
    It never landed

    • @fauzan.k.arifin
      @fauzan.k.arifin 4 года назад +1

      It's 2020 so who knows

    • @honeygod769
      @honeygod769 4 года назад

      @@fauzan.k.arifin r/unexpectedlywooshed

    • @unguardedgorillas1760
      @unguardedgorillas1760 4 года назад +1

      ThAt's NoT wHaT "ThE mOoN lAnDiNg" Is SuPpOsEd To Be /s

    • @Dan_-
      @Dan_- 4 года назад +2

      It could land and then leave again.

    • @Snecho
      @Snecho 4 года назад +2

      Zelda

  • @radiical6883
    @radiical6883 3 года назад +13

    0:00 lol. Also I love the “he’s watching a trailer”

  • @Attomicc076
    @Attomicc076 3 года назад +3

    Thanks. I am currently having an argument with my friend and thanks to this I have counter arguments. Thank you emkay