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I loved every moment of hearing Robin laugh when he read Kachow. Really brightened my day. Thank you team EmKay, Robin, and all of it's amazing narrators. Love you all!
It doesn't say in the Bible that you can't lay with a serial killer
Yo I swear that kachow was from be .ore chill
I am in Australia I can confirm that is how you have sit down on the toilet.
Atleast Jeff the killer didn't ghost me
As a Bangladeshi, I am proud to have been mentioned in the intro of this video
8:29
I can’t remember the context, but Odin asked Loki to distract a giant so they could do something that I can’t quite remember. So, Loki turned into a horse and seduced the Giants stallion. In return, this got Loki pregnant making her give birth to Odin’s future steed. His 8-legged, horse nephew.
There are many, MANY, stories of Zeus Graping many human women, and then they either get powers or die straight away. Hell, his marriage with Hera is because he pretended to be an injured swan so he could Grape her after rejecting all his advances. He got her pregnant and because she’s the goddess of marriage/family she only ever wanted to lay with her husband.
Zeus told Hades (in most of the editions of this story) to kidnap Persephone, his daughter, because Hades asked what he should do about his huge crush.
_Norse, Greek and many more mythologies have a type_
If I remember correctly, a giant (disguised as a dwarf) was about to complete the wall around Asgard, which meant that Freya would have to marry him. The giant's horse was the one pulling the sleight carrying the stones for the wall, so...you know, it was only logical to seduce the horse.
What the frack did I just read. So basically norse gods are the human equivalent of a thousand 11 year olds and a thousand redittor's minds put together
@@denzilserrao779 It's my love of mythology that let me unironically not completely hate the "Twilight" books/movies. Well, those myths and early-00's fanfiction.
@@denzilserrao779 I mean this is also the same mythology that had Loki and Giantess get together and have three children. One was a regular goddess named Hel. But the other two Were a giant super hungry wolf and a giant snake capable of circling the world.
And don't forget about the story of the guy who was killed by mistletoe because his mother went around the world and was able to get everything but mistletoe to promise not to hurt her son. Then she was able to get a deal to revive him if everything on the Earth cried over his death so Loki shapeshifted into a random person just so that he would be discovered not crying and cause the resurrection to fail.
@@renegril751 I mean, to keep Freya from being married to him
as an australian I can confirm being really quiet and making direct eye contact is the way to prevent the huntsman sitting on the wall right by the dunny is the best course of action. redbacks on the other hand are more disturbed by movement, which is why I keep a hammer next to me at any time I perceive a risk of redbacks. there's a chronic hospital crisis where I live and I'm not waiting six hours with a painful poisoned bite and we have more hammers than we know what to do with, so...
Ya live in Satan's petting zoo
If i ever go to Australia, I'm making sure to bring a flamethrower.
@@someone2703_ forget the flamethrower I’m gonna Nuke the stuffing out of this country
For those of you who don’t know what a dunny is it means toilet (fact check me on that)
Nahh I find it helpful to jump on the toilet beforehand as this kills some and angers others
3:12 According to George R.R. Martin, _A Song of Ice and Fire_ (aka _Game of Thrones_ ) was mostly conceived because his dime-store turtles kept dying, so he made up stories about why each of them died, continually buying more turtles to replace the dead ones. The stories were medieval-fantasy themed because their terrarium had a little castle in it.
How do you even go from turtle deaths to medieval torture porn that fast
Honestly a fantasy story about turtles is ten times cooler than got
@@owyemen9367 "that fast" being longer than most of us have lived?
2:54
Australian here. While its mostly in the rural areas aka the Outback, spiders and snakes in and around the toilet is no joke. In the summer, Redbacks (Aussie cousin of Black Widows) like to hide under the seat as well as inside the cardboard tube of the roll. Snakes on the other hand coil up behind the gap between the toilet and the wall- and Browns are really aggressive.Long story short- if you’re taking a pit stop at a countryside petrol/gas station, always check before you sit down
....or else they would be having party after you were down
Hell naw...this makes me never wanna visit Australia
@@casper8849 if you go to the bigger cities (adelaide melbourne) youll be fine
DAMN it's hard living in Australia
I think I'll just stay far away from there and then move farther away once they learn how to swim.
2:46 I couldn't describe it any better then what they said, as well as the fact if you are to loud the drop bears will come after you
2:40 as an Australian, i can confirm we cant wake up the ‘creatures’
You mean you can't wake up the landlords.
The snakes and spiders own Australia, they're just letting you live there.
Indeed
made me lost a few brain cells when robin said "spam glass". it's made out of spam but it's glass and not glass at the same time
4:00 Not if you aim between the third and fourth rib on a person's left side of the body. I have to thank Riddle Story Of Devil for that piece of info and a bit of my own research too.
1:36
I don’t know, but I feel like Jacksfilms would really like the answer to be “We’re not gonna tell mom”
“If you eat a child for dinner, would it be a ‘Kid Cuisine’?”
Me, 2022-
The snack that smiles back
No eating jack
Jack is nice
@@PeachysMom 💀💀
This is the most vile quote with the context of the previous quote
0:05
Ichigo really gotta flex by using zangetsu to play a violen huh
3:55 gamma ray bursts is the quickest way to my heart
This sub is the best place for dark jokes
have you ever the yes and then but the big no?
teah
Ah, r/cursedcomments. My absolutely favorite of emkay videos. Today is going to be a good Saturday.
8:50 Loki was responsible for Baldr's death. Like, he went out of his way to make sure Baldr died, and afterwards refused to let him return to life.
3:19
So I was watching this with my friend and he legit just said (in the calmest way possible):
"Two for one. Imma join them"
And I don’t know why but it was the funniest thing he has said to me today.💀💀
Thank you have a nice day.
2:28 this "moose" and "meese" reference sound familiars
Brian Reagan? That's why it sounded familiar to me. Lol.
@@WhereIsMyCake Many much moosen!
1:01 I'm getting flashbacks to Lexi cursing at this photo
I always try to watch this before 1h and I finally did it
Thank you for all the great videos
02:10 mixing those two chemicals together creates mustard gass
I just wanted to say, about 4 years ago I had 2 stick bugs a year later they turned into over 1000+ we had to get rid of them so left them for about a month. In that month we noticed that the numbers had been rapidly decreasing soon they turned into war bugs. And ate each other. Also a fun fact, stickbug eggs can be frozen in a freezer and still hatch. 3:03 is what made me remember the bloodshed.
Holy fuck i am so hungry and if I could get that piece of Spam i WILL!
0:38
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Okay, off topic, but like;
WHY DO MOOSE AND SHEEP NOT HAVE PLURALS? WHY DID THEY START LACKING?
Because english is weird :)
@UCfRaw8TOwfG0L-H16jM0tXA MAYBE sheep is actually plural, and the singular is shoop. Same to moose, M E E S E
@@introvertartist7966 huh. Huh. Y’know. I’ll accept this
@@introvertartist7966 - Shoop is not a word, the word 'sheep' is actually both plural and singular in meaning. Same with the word 'moose'
@@Ryanthusar same goes to fish deer, cod, salmon, etc. :o /lh
5:38
I think that was from r/nottheonion about an article of a guy accidentally shooting himself on the dong after stealing from a hot dog stand.
4:08 My earbud are running low on battery, so this happened
"Can I get a *please charge"*
8:05 AYO THATS ME BRUHHHH THATS ME!!!!
Gong rats!
As Aussie I too can confirm that we quietly sit and give the snakes and spiders some forbidden chocy milk
7:42 I used to live in South Africa (Jaybay) when I was really young. Later in life my parents told me that one of our neighbors had actually killed somebody. Specifically his girlfriend by accident. Apparently this dude used to live in Canada and had accidentally strangulated his girlfriend with a pillow while they were fighting. He fled the country and moved to South Africa. This was apparently well known by people in the town (talking about Jb here) and they were totally chill about it. Nobody ever turned him in and as far as I know today, he has not yet been caught. Now obviously I don’t know if this is true or 100% accurate, but yeah. He was also not doing that well mentally, as a result of having killed his girlfriend.
1:41 Say GG
10:16 - This reminds me of a joke in my family. The worst birthday present my dad ever got was my older brother.
10:22 Teaching Word on a blackboard is freaking amazing!
Finally something to watch instead of waiting for my friend to wake up
Classic Sleepover
So much joy from Robin when "Kachow" came up XD
1:05 There are so many questions, I don't know where to even start.
0:26 does seem like something lancer would say so the music fits
Lancer is full of years and years of repressed emotions
0:12 is nobody gonna talk about the accounts tied
Ah yes, “Violince” what my parents say I should do when it’s time for violin.
1:33 had me dead ass laughing and I just woke up XD
I'm definitely saying Kachow if I ever get the chance XD
2:39 it's all covered in our citizenship application guide, chapter 12, right before the roo wrestling module
I love the act that "die house" is playing in the background of all ur vids
6:50 Actually, if Im correct there is a second part for this comment, where he says smt like: "Hey we broke up, cuz (i dont remember), so now im back"
Yeah I was thinking the same thing, it was probably someone else who said something similar tho
You should do a 5hr version of just cursed comments
Robin: Moose, Mooses? Meese?
Me literally 2 seconds later: "MEESKA MOUSKA MICKEY MOUSE!"
6:31 I thought that was a really tall horse
9:55 Forget the Cursedcomment. This part is the real joke! I love it!
1:58 The thing is, the reaction creates hydrochloric acid and hydrazine. The former is corrosive and the latter is explosive.
I feel like, slightly better than "kachow" would be "skadoosh"
The best part about that 6:42 is that the very next reply is him replying to that comment saying she dumped him and he's back on the po**hub grind.
I love how emkay background is animated.
I just revisited this after a two year hiatus and I regret being gone for that long. This is hilarious! r/cursedcomments is my favorite
0:19 Robin missing the joke that he could've drunk that rum out of a ... different fleshy hole.
0:18 Looks like a [[little sponge]] brought the [[GOOD STUFF]], driking [pipis]]
Fun fact: pipis means pee in Indonesian
Oh god.
Just once, I would like Robin to introduce himself as "the only good one."
This is my personal favourite sub
I once got smacked for saying "By the Power of Grayskull" at climax.
Worth it.
7:40 i did, i worked maintenance in a halfway house, made friends with a guy there and we were chatting one day and he mentioned what he did, just casually said "oh i was in prison for killing my girlfriend before they let me out". i'm llike ohhhhh kayyyyy maybe you're not such nice friendly guy after all
3:57 Either a .50 Cal, predator missile, ICBM blast, or Micrometeor.
Australian here, You need to always check under the seat before you sit. One sat without looking and a redback bit me on the leg. ALWAYS CHECK.
0:40 bro this guy yoshikage kira
Bangladesh Toilet Service? Hmmm....
Has Robin ever introduced himself as “my name is Robin and I’m sobbing”?
he was delivering the special coal.
Can confirm re. Aussie toilets. We've even got a song about redbacks on the dunny seat.
He said “kachow” because he *is* speed. Self inflicted damage if you ask me.
3:41
grabs Chinese man's hand
4:14 He took approximately £15 everyday from the register
3:50 I just imagine the Indian sticking his hand in nonchalantly with some hot pot stuff and waiting for it to cook and pulling out completely unharmed all the while the Chinese friend watches in horror then astonishment.
The prulal of 'moose' isn't 'mooses' or 'meese' its clearly 'Mice'
It's MOOSEN!
There are rarely any spiders in the toilet however backyard pool is a totally different story
Love these vids
i love emkay it's just so good
4:21 Didn’t know Li’l Bird Cat did that.
4:17 lil’ flying cat did the devious
My favorite part about the spam cup is that they could have just used the can.
the rat egg one made me think for a minute
55 second ago?
not for me but wow
27 mins ago...
@@soubhagyatamrakar6982 wrong 28
shut up jelly bean pfp
this comment was made by the shadman gang
@@soubhagyatamrakar6982 sorry 29
7:51
Here's a tip learn how to code set a timer and put a password on it if the timer goes off it auto wipes your search history worked for me
1:49 “like that will every happen”
Bangladesh Toilet Service? Interesting
lmfao I remember the og post for that australian one at 2:40
at 5:21 my mom actually came into my room, didn't think it actually happened to ppl
2:44 can confirm, this is how is Australians go to the toilet
0:50
Fun(?) fact;
Doctors actually used to taste test the urine, if they were testing for Diabetes. It would taste sweet if the patient had it.
That kind of makes sense? The urine tasting sweet, not the doctors tasting it.
I wish I could unread that.
4:45 No milk in those. Just nutritious silicone.
Fun fact, Doctors use to check for diabetes by tasting the Urine to see if was sweet.
Fun Fact: Big Bird was supposed to die in the Challenger Disaster, but was too big to fit in the capsule. Sesame Street and NASA were doing some kind of promotional stunt for Pigs in Space. But, since he was too big, they chose a school teacher.
2:16 hey atleast you get a free attack turret.
0:49 you ever bite your nails and it tastes like burnt hair smells
No man that leash is the forbidden gusher
''gray is the worst food color''
Fish?
The inside of a dragonfruit?
Dad joke pls
Here's why
Y
Thats a nice Y
2:26 "I leave you to your moosey fate!"
-that guy
9:49
That ladies and gentlemen is the chad-est cat ever.
just searched what BTS meant, it was Bangtan Sonyeondan (bulletproof boys)
i prefer Breaking The Standards honestly
I remember when I first found this channel my dumbass thought it was the same people using different voices loool
I like the split second of outro
3:50 this is why people do walking handstands over hot coals. Solely this purpose.
9:54 This took me a decent amount of time to figure out...
It's _rust._
Since he's a man _of steel._