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  • Опубликовано: 4 янв 2025

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  • @xM4rcuz
    @xM4rcuz 5 лет назад +4329

    at the doctor:
    "soooo what gender is the baby?"
    "...it's an international high school visit at ho chi minh city on march 19th! congrats!"

  • @sanse7370
    @sanse7370 7 лет назад +1765

    when your task manager crashes it's like a fire extinguisher catching fire

    • @pyrofiregaming1008
      @pyrofiregaming1008 7 лет назад +55

      that actually happened to me once, i was trying to shut down an app that wasn't responding but then i clicked ''shut down'' and task manager didn't respond lol

    • @sanse7370
      @sanse7370 7 лет назад +75

      my task manager crashed, then my spotify, then my steam and finally my whole computer crashed JUST BECAUSE my task manager did it first. basically my computer said "whoa he does it i do it too"

    • @DJL3G3ND
      @DJL3G3ND 7 лет назад +35

      Even worse, when the "this program is not responding, close program" window crashes

    • @oofxd9619
      @oofxd9619 7 лет назад +7

      Sanse when I went to crashsafari.com my task manager went “not responding” and then my computer froze for like 2 minutes

    • @1ztype343
      @1ztype343 7 лет назад +23

      "It's funny, he could save everybody from death but himself"

  • @spookykitty9871
    @spookykitty9871 7 лет назад +5772

    Dating a bomb is a real blast actually

    • @MarshalDoesStuff
      @MarshalDoesStuff  7 лет назад +831

      I hate you. You're a genius.

    • @Mr011i3
      @Mr011i3 7 лет назад +201

      IKR it can really blow you away how high you feel when it explodes all over your face
      that got dirtier than i thought im sorry

    • @spookykitty9871
      @spookykitty9871 7 лет назад +245

      You have to be careful though, they tend to have explosive personalities

    • @RonaldMcJuicy
      @RonaldMcJuicy 7 лет назад +14

      yeah

    • @ilhanbabacan790
      @ilhanbabacan790 7 лет назад +24

      get out...

  • @violetcaster4644
    @violetcaster4644 5 лет назад +1128

    Me: I really need to study for this test.
    My last brain cell: *YOUR P*

    • @modahabbab
      @modahabbab 4 года назад +2

      Me

    • @donk2c
      @donk2c 4 года назад +5

      DRI

    • @donk2c
      @donk2c 4 года назад +4

      DoubleTanker23 IF YOU CALL A SUPPOR

    • @pranjalshilkar8329
      @pranjalshilkar8329 4 года назад +3

      :(

    • @NorthSmile8089
      @NorthSmile8089 4 года назад +2

      I read that as “my last brain” and I was so confused and worried about how you had more than one brain

  • @rion6206
    @rion6206 5 лет назад +4946

    *"the technology itself is more intelligent than humans"*
    :(
    Your P

  • @0oh_no
    @0oh_no 5 лет назад +545

    5:22
    -Hey what hour is it?
    -Oh, yeah it's about nine and *cOuGh*

    • @helpme-7855
      @helpme-7855 5 лет назад +20

      Me: teacher what time is it
      Teacher: its about nine and *AcK*

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 5 лет назад +8

      Me: Mom, what time is it?
      Mom: Oh yeah, it's about nine and *AckoUGh*

    • @IBobI
      @IBobI 5 лет назад +1

      It's nine and 29smskoeie28398msjos

    • @DeliriousPersona
      @DeliriousPersona 4 года назад +1

      Someone: Hey sorry can you say what hour is it?
      Me:
      Oh, yeah, it's about nine and *hAcKs uP a HaIrBaLl*

    • @InfinityKid-qh7wj
      @InfinityKid-qh7wj 3 года назад +1

      9:2𝐁

  • @DG-ek8qr
    @DG-ek8qr 7 лет назад +1913

    It’s a crisp -3602 degrees, we recommend a light sweater.

    • @drgabe2908
      @drgabe2908 7 лет назад +98

      This is the temperature canadians start wearing light jackets

    • @snozzyozzy6394
      @snozzyozzy6394 7 лет назад +62

      This is the temperature for us alaskans start to sweat.

    • @chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315
      @chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315 7 лет назад +32

      Fun fact: Absolute zero, the coldest temperature possible, is -459.7° F. Make of that what you will.

    • @snozzyozzy6394
      @snozzyozzy6394 7 лет назад +2

      I litterly thought about this as I looked at the comment...XD

    • @snozzyozzy6394
      @snozzyozzy6394 7 лет назад

      I thought it was -346.49 or something like that.

  • @BIT-pn2bn
    @BIT-pn2bn 5 лет назад +115

    As a Japanese citizen I can confirm that ふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふ does mean
    “It is a 5-minute walk from the hotel, which has been fully renovated and fully-furnished”

  • @summeryim
    @summeryim 5 лет назад +726

    R.I.P
    Brendan
    1997-2018
    Being roasted by Adobe Photoshop

    • @summeryim
      @summeryim 5 лет назад +1

      @JaidenFan2007 I just type in a random number, there's no reasons for that.

    • @iwantedtobethatanomaly2270
      @iwantedtobethatanomaly2270 5 лет назад +2

      It's brendan

    • @DenizDuyguM
      @DenizDuyguM 5 лет назад

      @@summeryim Brendan

    • @tacticalassaultanteater9678
      @tacticalassaultanteater9678 4 года назад +5

      No enterprise level software is complete without a generic error handler for an entire module cursing a specific worker.

    • @thathinaut
      @thathinaut 4 года назад

      so he was 15-16?
      Tragic

  • @ruilmonsezhi4088
    @ruilmonsezhi4088 7 лет назад +357

    Mental note: when making bank account, put all the emojis.

    • @xandocommando
      @xandocommando 7 лет назад +30

      if an emoji breaks your entire infrastructure that means something is wrong lol

    • @nothing_face
      @nothing_face 7 лет назад +42

      How to break capitalism

    • @nopewipe8900
      @nopewipe8900 7 лет назад +24

      This is why we have communism

    • @GuiSmith
      @GuiSmith 7 лет назад +10

      How to destroy an ASCII-based server system 101

    • @medinywaw7435
      @medinywaw7435 7 лет назад +1

      What about a bank heist that be good way to fry the systems

  • @NollyProject
    @NollyProject 6 лет назад +1345

    I love how humans running the Zootopia account quickly began typing “please don’t” over and over after what the bot said

    • @zdragov
      @zdragov 6 лет назад +131

      please don’t

    • @luxbee_
      @luxbee_ 6 лет назад +75

      please don't

    • @hotdog8109
      @hotdog8109 6 лет назад +71

      Please do

    • @Michael_Jackson_2
      @Michael_Jackson_2 6 лет назад +71

      n't

    • @eikosimino5579
      @eikosimino5579 6 лет назад +25

      Please dont please dont please dont please yes please dont please dont please f pleas dont

  • @greenpotatopo8474
    @greenpotatopo8474 5 лет назад +1692

    “What do you identify as?”
    “Well I identify as a male”
    *”WRONG* You identify as female!”
    “W-w-What?”

    • @ShootingStarNeo
      @ShootingStarNeo 5 лет назад +128

      Assigned female at internet survey.

    • @fathanfaaizin1875
      @fathanfaaizin1875 5 лет назад +27

      @@burger-esports you make me remember those story...
      nice job,now i need a bleach

    • @ratfuk789
      @ratfuk789 5 лет назад +9

      @Sparky Bubbles what?

    • @heunyagye
      @heunyagye 5 лет назад +25

      Wrong! Your identify is felmale!

    • @greenpotatopo8474
      @greenpotatopo8474 5 лет назад +9

      2:08

  • @SOUNDWAVE98
    @SOUNDWAVE98 7 лет назад +1295

    *Battery-saving app gets battery drainage warning*
    Congratulations you played yourself

    • @Reragi
      @Reragi 7 лет назад +45

      He could save others from death, but he could not save himself.

    • @jakoda2514
      @jakoda2514 7 лет назад +4

      Reragi *ironic*

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 7 лет назад +4

      To make peace, you must create war.

    • @Phapchamp
      @Phapchamp 6 лет назад

      Lmao I have that phone

  • @daniyaaalx
    @daniyaaalx 7 лет назад +583

    3:17 *_Do you really wanna exist without saving?_*

    • @swegenatorgaming1634
      @swegenatorgaming1634 7 лет назад +13

      Poopless Toilet *yes*

    • @daniyaaalx
      @daniyaaalx 7 лет назад +1

      Sw3g3n4tor Gaming _-Life Is Ded-_

    • @drezhb
      @drezhb 7 лет назад +4

      I saved therefore I am

    • @ProfessionalismTrash
      @ProfessionalismTrash 7 лет назад +12

      Teacher: Don't forget to save before you quit!
      Me: Nah I'm too lazy to-
      *stops existing*

    • @daniyaaalx
      @daniyaaalx 7 лет назад +1

      Professionalism Trash 😂

  • @peterharris3679
    @peterharris3679 7 лет назад +3242

    :(
    Your p

  • @SNICKRRDOODLES
    @SNICKRRDOODLES 5 лет назад +603

    Instead of saying "yeet", from now on I will say "yote".

  • @kylebuchanan4129
    @kylebuchanan4129 5 лет назад +935

    Roses Are Red,
    My Screen is Blue,
    I Think I Deleted System 32

    • @cjthomp2005
      @cjthomp2005 5 лет назад +16

      Ok jokes aside I think the computer would just stop working since the BSOD probably originates from that folder

    • @ParacosmicEscapism
      @ParacosmicEscapism 5 лет назад +2

      Ststem32 is for dlls you’d still see blue screen

    • @3dblue255
      @3dblue255 5 лет назад +5

      Hooty Fox
      I accidentally deleted that on my old laptop after something happened 😂

    • @cocoa4548
      @cocoa4548 5 лет назад +9

      Errors are red
      My screen is blue
      There was a folder
      Called systems 32

    • @localextremist2839
      @localextremist2839 5 лет назад +1

      @@tommy3747 more like unoriginal and copied

  • @MysticMimikyu355
    @MysticMimikyu355 7 лет назад +6291

    Something happened

  • @xandermorales4545
    @xandermorales4545 5 лет назад +781

    6:20 you were supposed to destroy them goddamit, not join them

    • @nikolaibelinski3433
      @nikolaibelinski3433 5 лет назад +10

      How about i do anyway

    • @hyperpixel3644
      @hyperpixel3644 5 лет назад +34

      You became the very thing you tried to destroy.

    • @TheUncleTedKzy
      @TheUncleTedKzy 5 лет назад +5

      @JaidenFan2007 grammar Nazi lmao

    • @nick3718
      @nick3718 5 лет назад +3

      Retarded Hetalian did they delete the comment or something

  • @lizlee8715
    @lizlee8715 5 лет назад +538

    "Russia is located in Russia"
    *ah yes the floor here is made out of floor*

  • @darksentinel082
    @darksentinel082 7 лет назад +1383

    20% of comments: Actually good comment
    30% of comments: Gender joke from that one part
    50% of comments: *DAMMIT STEVE*

    • @WhatduzzitMean
      @WhatduzzitMean 7 лет назад +4

      DarkSentinel 082 I was gonna say something clever but I couldn't think of anything so hello pal

    • @Laki2
      @Laki2 7 лет назад +9

      Brendan's an idiot. Steve is innocent.

    • @Laki2
      @Laki2 7 лет назад +7

      Could not complete my comment because Brendan’s an id [{ERROR}]
      x != 80469530 = True
      x > 80469530 = False
      x == 80469530 = False
      x >= 80469530 = False
      x

    • @batfat4667
      @batfat4667 7 лет назад +4

      Your p

    • @darksentinel082
      @darksentinel082 7 лет назад

      Okay guys I admit I forgot some ._.

  • @ace-of-space2004
    @ace-of-space2004 5 лет назад +183

    -3602 F translates to roughly -2019 C, which is -1746 K. At that temperature, the molecules in your body are more still than still, so yea you're dead the moment the air touches your skin

    • @michaelfixedsys7463
      @michaelfixedsys7463 2 года назад +10

      That's how you freeze time

    • @JoeJohnson-mk4qd
      @JoeJohnson-mk4qd 2 года назад +18

      "more than still" This sounds like something at the beginning of a physics lecture that will make your re-contemplate the existence of the universe.

    • @jopu7004
      @jopu7004 Год назад +7

      Also know as the temperature the Finnish people put on a light jacket

    • @KaneLivesInDeath
      @KaneLivesInDeath Год назад +3

      ​​​​​​​​@@jopu7004Ngative 1746 K? Meaning Kelvin?
      If so, isn't 0 degrees Kelvin so cold that Atoms freeze? Or does the Kelvin system work differently compared to Celsius/Fahrenheit?
      Or was the dash a typo lol
      EDIT: just looked it up, 0 degrees Kelvin is the same as the term Absolute Zero... If that's the case, then it's considered a scientific impossibility to go lower than 0 K.
      Honestly, I thought 0 K was way down in the negatives with Celsius, like somewhere under -100,000 C or so lol

    • @DrSpaceman42
      @DrSpaceman42 Год назад

      @@KaneLivesInDeathyep kelvin doesn’t go to negatives..

  • @echinox2460
    @echinox2460 5 лет назад +707

    His code is weak, OS unsteady, garbage in his collector already, CD-ROM spaghetti, is nervous, But on the service he looks calm and ready to drop ROMs, but he keeps on formating, when he wrote down the whole crowd goes glitchy.

    • @TheMuro22
      @TheMuro22 5 лет назад +12

      Windowsem : OS yourself

    • @twentywordsorlessYT
      @twentywordsorlessYT 5 лет назад +42

      HE OPENS THE PROGRAMME, IT WON'T LOAD SOMEHOW
      HE'S BROKEN HOW
      HAVE TO REINSTALL IT, OW
      FREE TRIAL'S RUN OUT
      MUST PAY FULL PRICE NOW

    • @BappO-is-me
      @BappO-is-me 5 лет назад +2

      Yes

    • @masteroogway2725
      @masteroogway2725 5 лет назад +12

      @@twentywordsorlessYT Snap back to reality,
      No he won't run it
      It's broken
      He knows that
      But he wants it
      So bad

    • @Venicouse
      @Venicouse 5 лет назад +2

      fufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufu

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 4 года назад +1184

    If you're ever feeling sad, just remember:
    :(
    Your P

    • @spencerheadlookingass5734
      @spencerheadlookingass5734 4 года назад +8

      Sadest thing ever

    • @savagecake3185
      @savagecake3185 4 года назад +14

      P is for perfect

    • @theunknownguy1527
      @theunknownguy1527 4 года назад +5

      P is for pp and ur pp has crashed and can't do shrex anymore

    • @yorforgerlover
      @yorforgerlover 4 года назад +1

      @The Ping Spoofer 14 i wish i remembered the guy that got his pp cut off in pewdiepies the last of us 2 livestream dang it

    • @raquelbraga6830
      @raquelbraga6830 4 года назад +2

      @@savagecake3185 actually P is for priceless , the look upon your faces

  • @PixelVarnox
    @PixelVarnox 6 лет назад +3037

    We all exist without saving, that's why we don't remember the womb.

    • @Lemonhead494
      @Lemonhead494 6 лет назад +30

      The womb?

    • @PixelVarnox
      @PixelVarnox 6 лет назад +41

      whats that?

    • @wolfwoodfr
      @wolfwoodfr 6 лет назад +59

      When’s your last save? I’ve saved before i went to sleep today and i don’t know what a good friend is anymore.

    • @bamagaming3007
      @bamagaming3007 6 лет назад +1

      I’ve seen you on another vid...

    • @melmelhodgepodge3800
      @melmelhodgepodge3800 6 лет назад

      You stop that.

  • @Gharris04
    @Gharris04 6 лет назад +187

    1:42 Ok, for those who were wondering, -3602 degrees Fahrenheit is equal to -2018.9 degrees Celsius.
    It's 2018 BABY!

  • @frickenfrocken5446
    @frickenfrocken5446 6 лет назад +4184

    :(
    your p

    • @smyokie
      @smyokie 6 лет назад +154

      :(
      Your PC ran in We're jus
      For more anforma
      if you call a suppor
      DRI

    • @thesexer69
      @thesexer69 6 лет назад +54

      :(
      Your p

    • @JRexRegis
      @JRexRegis 6 лет назад +68

      :(
      Yo

    • @atewin99
      @atewin99 6 лет назад +5

      selxria oh no

    • @mkmarcy100
      @mkmarcy100 6 лет назад +25

      *Šōmęthįńg Hàppęñêd*
      Šōmęthįńg Hàppęñêd

  • @holo911
    @holo911 5 лет назад +695

    Mum: So what's his gender..?
    Doctor: Its...a..
    Doctor: INTERNATIONAL HIGH SCHOOL VISIT AT HO CHI MINH CITY AT MARCH 19!
    Mum: OMG!
    Dad: OMG!
    Me: did i mention march 19

    • @user-fe7qe5vl4g
      @user-fe7qe5vl4g 5 лет назад +11

      New born after a few years asks a weird question: What gender am I?
      Me: You are International High school visit at ho chi minh city at March 19th

    • @hotpikachu
      @hotpikachu 5 лет назад +6

      I hate my birthday now

    • @terrariaOfficial
      @terrariaOfficial 5 лет назад +2

      im stuff

    • @beepbeeplettuce1599
      @beepbeeplettuce1599 5 лет назад +5

      “So what’s *his* gender?”

    • @rainbowbeetle
      @rainbowbeetle 5 лет назад

      @@terrariaOfficial hi stuff im dad

  • @DLBBALL
    @DLBBALL 6 лет назад +363

    Task Manager not responding is genuinely horrifying.

    • @aerbon
      @aerbon 6 лет назад +24

      power button is not responding

    • @jlco
      @jlco 6 лет назад +6

      Why? Happens to me all the time.
      Then again... long story short, this video is basically a highlight reel of me with technology.

    • @jlco
      @jlco 6 лет назад +3

      Wait, how did they even get a screenshot of that?

    • @dustycrustyhomelessman1648
      @dustycrustyhomelessman1648 6 лет назад +2

      that's when you unplug the computer and cry

    • @nathangenre1585
      @nathangenre1585 6 лет назад

      Yeah. That's............... horrifying.

  • @somedecidueye7292
    @somedecidueye7292 7 лет назад +505

    I remember a guy who was born as a High School visit on March 17. Nice person all around.

    • @skuxboy777
      @skuxboy777 7 лет назад +6

      Some Decidueye i my self is a Highschool visit on 26 july.

    • @zacvarg3530
      @zacvarg3530 7 лет назад +14

      i feel that its really important for people to not have to hide behind Male or Female. Many people are born as High School Visits, and society needs to accept that.

    • @srike1571
      @srike1571 6 лет назад +2

      I am coming clean as a Gender

    • @jeanmichellelaurent
      @jeanmichellelaurent 6 лет назад

      I identify as a college visit on November 12th

    • @thgrofficial
      @thgrofficial 6 лет назад +1

      I sexually identify as a high school visit on march 19th

  • @VoidFoxxx
    @VoidFoxxx 6 лет назад +494

    * Task manager (Not responding) *
    Me: He could save others from death but not himself.

    • @Wolfenry
      @Wolfenry 6 лет назад +9

      fucking died with this lmao

    • @Crazy_2100
      @Crazy_2100 6 лет назад +10

      Ironic

    • @DLBBALL
      @DLBBALL 6 лет назад +1

      The Cheese Man May I request where you got your profile pic? It's for scientific purposes /s

    • @Crazy_2100
      @Crazy_2100 6 лет назад +6

      Dude Lmao
      It’s called Kaicho Onegai Shimasu the actual doujinshi is just your basic loli gangbang it’s about a 6.5/10 for me

    • @DLBBALL
      @DLBBALL 6 лет назад +1

      The Cheese Man Thank you. The progress of science marches forward.
      Edit: The fuck did I just see, a submissive president?

  • @yanachernov4087
    @yanachernov4087 5 лет назад +166

    1:43 You know what’s worst than a broken digital sign...
    A SIGN WRITTEN WITH COMIC SANS FONT!

  • @frix5145
    @frix5145 5 лет назад +590

    5:04
    Yo
    His code is weak
    OS unsteady
    Garbage in his collector already
    CD ROM spaghetti!

    • @ZuluedZ
      @ZuluedZ 5 лет назад +36

      Codes are waving
      Criticizing on the settings
      Hackers ready to drop bombs
      But they’re glitches keep on forgetting
      They’re nervous
      Task manger *NOT RESPONDING*

    • @summeryim
      @summeryim 5 лет назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/3WAOxKOmR90/видео.html

    • @shad0wfrost
      @shad0wfrost 5 лет назад

      Ok

  • @gasa1165
    @gasa1165 7 лет назад +2045

    damit can't stop laughing now...

  • @Silent_YES
    @Silent_YES 5 лет назад +101

    *do you really want to exist without saving?*
    Me: yes
    Thanos: *snaps*
    Me: oh boi

    • @lybon6972
      @lybon6972 4 года назад

      undertale challenges:

    • @-Solidwater
      @-Solidwater 4 года назад

      @@lybon6972 *distant no-hit Merg noises*

  • @taylorarmstrong284
    @taylorarmstrong284 6 лет назад +511

    Finally, a website that knows i identify as Highschool Visit on March 17! So happy!

  • @fear_toxin
    @fear_toxin 6 лет назад +714

    3:02 finally, all nine genders

    • @joselecactus2769
      @joselecactus2769 6 лет назад +21

      Wait, you didn't know them
      How did you graduate

    • @RokkuDarius
      @RokkuDarius 6 лет назад

      why are you everywhere

    • @CookieJar2025
      @CookieJar2025 6 лет назад +10

      My gender is
      International High School Visit at Ho Chi Minh City at March 19

    • @andrewhazard7190
      @andrewhazard7190 6 лет назад

      Im Highschool visit on March 17 wbu?

    • @sbjoha
      @sbjoha 6 лет назад

      Since when did you comment in markiplier's mashed potato bath challenge?

  • @neopharmaphile9705
    @neopharmaphile9705 7 лет назад +303

    Task Manager not responding is like, 911 not responding

    • @Mic_Glow
      @Mic_Glow 6 лет назад +26

      It's like a robbery in a police department.

    • @paragon4770
      @paragon4770 6 лет назад +21

      The police department being swatted

    • @ghoulbuster1
      @ghoulbuster1 6 лет назад +25

      you know you're fucked when even task managers dies

    • @pancakeking78
      @pancakeking78 6 лет назад +1

      Or when Microsoft windows dosent respond

    • @pancakeking78
      @pancakeking78 6 лет назад +1

      I actually had that happen

  • @jacksonmitton999
    @jacksonmitton999 4 года назад +53

    As someone who identifies as international high school visit at ho chi Minh City at March 19, we're a pretty oppressed sexuality.

  • @Kadz
    @Kadz 6 лет назад +2592

    I’ve watched this before already, please stop recommending this to me.

  • @bobobonobo9551
    @bobobonobo9551 6 лет назад +493

    I died at the "your P"
    Edit: I should die more often

  • @tharionthedragon3531
    @tharionthedragon3531 6 лет назад +1069

    Something happened.
    Something happened?
    Something happened!
    SOMETHING HAPPENED!?
    *SOMETHING HAPPENED!*

  • @hotpikachu
    @hotpikachu 5 лет назад +252

    3:10 i was born on march 19
    My birthday is now a gender wow

  • @xaku5383
    @xaku5383 5 лет назад +136

    Task manager is like the mom you call when your siblings are out of control.

  • @MrHack4never
    @MrHack4never 7 лет назад +88

    2:25 he tells the chatbot to return the code for the spam message, which in turn, breaks its workflow

    • @NGCVAlm
      @NGCVAlm 7 лет назад +8

      MrHack4never thanks, i was wondering why that happened

    • @Wulf715
      @Wulf715 7 лет назад +8

      Someone copypaste here so I can do this?

    • @chrisspaghetti4034
      @chrisspaghetti4034 7 лет назад +4

      Wulf715 // config/db/.js
      Module.exports ={ url : mongodb://localhost/acquisition’} this seems hella useful

    • @DJL3G3ND
      @DJL3G3ND 7 лет назад +2

      That bot must be embarrassed cuz we can see all of its responses

  • @kozlowskinator6056
    @kozlowskinator6056 6 лет назад +437

    Task Manager (Not Responding)
    Me: YOU WERE MEANT TO DESTROY THE CRASH NOT JOIN THEM

    • @grandma1024
      @grandma1024 6 лет назад +49

      *you have become the very thing you sworn to destroy*

    • @kazumakanjifreak3010
      @kazumakanjifreak3010 6 лет назад +3

      That has actually happened to me before not kidding.

    • @MCmao
      @MCmao 6 лет назад +3

      *It's over Cortana i have the high ground!*

    • @AFschizoid
      @AFschizoid 6 лет назад +1

      Gave me nightmares

    • @blanksp1_
      @blanksp1_ 6 лет назад +1

      O o f

  • @edmcsteve2156
    @edmcsteve2156 5 лет назад +47

    1:18 personally my favourite Shakespeare quote is "eat my leek"

    • @trinityharris1771
      @trinityharris1771 4 года назад

      Wat...

    • @Azazel.719
      @Azazel.719 4 года назад

      Wait what?

    • @tapiokadesu8505
      @tapiokadesu8505 2 года назад

      Hatsune Miku: 😳

    • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
      @nicholaslienandjaja1815 2 года назад

      Eat my leek in front of a leaky freaky tiki in the Enchanted Tiki Room

    • @Spingebil
      @Spingebil 2 года назад

      GOWER: - Nay, that’s right. But why wear you your leek today? Saint Davy’s day is past.
      FLUELLEN: - There is occasions and causes why and wherefore in all things. I will tell you ass my friend, Captain Gower. The rascally, scald, beggarly, lousy, pragging knave Pistol, which you and yourself and all the world know to be no petter than a fellow, look you now, of no merits, he is come to
      me and prings me pread and salt yesterday, look you, and bid me eat my leek. It was in a place where 10 I could not breed no contention with him, but I will be so bold as to wear it in my cap till I see him once again, and then I will tell him a little piece of my desires.
      It’s from Henry V,
      ACT 5, Scene 1.

  • @marshroverv5632
    @marshroverv5632 6 лет назад +292

    "Amazing Russian Bombshells Want To Date You!"
    _picture of a literal russian bombshell_

  • @MartHommes
    @MartHommes 6 лет назад +878

    Error [X]
    *This driver can't*
    [ *OK* ]

    • @rosoms
      @rosoms 6 лет назад +6

      Mart Hommes YES IT CAN YOU CAN DO IT DRIVER

    • @alissawilliams3435
      @alissawilliams3435 6 лет назад +4

      Mart Hommes aYes it CAN IT JUST DOESNT BELIEVE IN ITSELF!
      I DONT GIVE. A DAMN I LOOK AT IT AND I KNOW TYAT IT CAN!

    • @carlduckworth400
      @carlduckworth400 6 лет назад

      739 Lok Cuber same

    • @vehicleboi5598
      @vehicleboi5598 6 лет назад +1

      Error [X]
      YES DRIVER GO GO GO PRINT!
      WE BELIVE IN YOU! GO!!!!!
      drivery happ
      [Applaud driver] [Be rude and don’t]

    • @foxyman9485
      @foxyman9485 6 лет назад

      Mart Hommes
      Fuck you stupid

  • @irisius7551
    @irisius7551 6 лет назад +510

    3:26 The Brave Little USB Wireless Keyboard

  • @AuriPigeonery
    @AuriPigeonery 5 лет назад +36

    Windows update:
    "Alright your update is 100% done please do don't turn off your pc"
    *next sec*
    "Windows updates not responding"

  • @fjakkari
    @fjakkari 7 лет назад +277

    Death toll in Spain attacks rises to 14
    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @pcb_404
    @pcb_404 6 лет назад +177

    4:31 is what anxiety feels like

  • @galaxiez_gacha8501
    @galaxiez_gacha8501 6 лет назад +359

    5:03 Yo, his code is weak, OS Unsteady, Garbage in his collector already, CD-ROM spagetti

  • @bipbooper
    @bipbooper 5 лет назад +158

    My Parents: ‘What do you identify as?’
    Me: ‘Well I identify as Male’
    My Parents: ‘WRONG! YOU IDENTIFY AS FEMALE!’
    Me: ‘W-w-what?’

  • @cryo2156
    @cryo2156 6 лет назад +347

    Task Manager (Not Responding)
    *YOU HAVE BECOME THE VERY THING YOU SWORE TO DESTROY*

    • @acrux5298
      @acrux5298 6 лет назад +1

      Cryopinacle I get it all the time lol

    • @h.mm.p8561
      @h.mm.p8561 6 лет назад

      Acrux Same

    • @nihil5743
      @nihil5743 6 лет назад +1

      Ironic... He could save others from death... but not himself

    • @justseffstuff3308
      @justseffstuff3308 6 лет назад

      LMAO

    • @cheezandmac7224
      @cheezandmac7224 6 лет назад +1

      I saw your profile picture and now all I can think about is Mailbox (or whatever his name was)'s voice saying that through your computer as you panic and wait for Task Manager to work.

  • @andeezy.mp4
    @andeezy.mp4 6 лет назад +337

    Guy:(puts in emoji in banking account name)
    Bank:OH NO THE FORBIDDEN LANGUAGE (breaks)
    (Sad violin plays)

    • @SpecterReaper
      @SpecterReaper 6 лет назад +14

      I have no idea what I am.
      Guy: Hi, I would like to withdraw
      Banker: Okay, what's the name of your account?
      Guy: Mr. Krabs 🦀
      Banker: Um...Excuse me, what do you mean by "Crab Emoji"?
      Guy: That's what I named it
      Banker: ...MAYDAY! MAYDAY! FORBIDDEN LANGUAGE! I CAN'T GET THE ACCOUNT TO WORK!

    • @andeezy.mp4
      @andeezy.mp4 6 лет назад +1

      Great.

    • @Futrboi
      @Futrboi 6 лет назад

      ROIP bank

    • @Futrboi
      @Futrboi 6 лет назад

      RIP

    • @andeezy.mp4
      @andeezy.mp4 6 лет назад +1

      GD fakeoptagonus SPONGEBOB REFERENCE

  • @jodieburton1827
    @jodieburton1827 4 года назад +8

    The fact that it seems a real person took over the Zootopia bot just to beg the person to live is oddly wholesome and made me smile for some reason ^_^

  • @berserkrpascal5217
    @berserkrpascal5217 7 лет назад +1049

    please don't
    please don't
    please don't
    please don't
    please don't
    please don't
    please don't
    please don't
    please don't
    ever stop make these videos ^^
    they are just great

    • @41-Haiku
      @41-Haiku 7 лет назад +2

      There's no nee-eed to he-esitate...

    • @onceuponaban
      @onceuponaban 7 лет назад +46

      About 10 seconds before this: "Alright, time to see how well the chatbot is doi-OH FUCK NO"

    • @alex-gq2jh
      @alex-gq2jh 7 лет назад +1

      please dont

    • @GibusWearingMann
      @GibusWearingMann 7 лет назад

      Yo

    • @acommonfbiagent6444
      @acommonfbiagent6444 7 лет назад

      Pascal Werner Please yes
      Please yes
      Please yes
      Please yes
      Please yes
      Please yes
      Please yes
      Please yes
      Please yes
      Please yes
      Please yes

  • @julie9441
    @julie9441 6 лет назад +1456

    :( *ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖ*

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom 6 лет назад +5

      How.
      For p's sackeeee.
      You.
      Done.
      THAAAAT small ???

    • @ereince
      @ereince 6 лет назад +6

      lingojam.com/SmallTextGenerator

    • @devindavidson1467
      @devindavidson1467 6 лет назад

      Darkend Cell its like you put this* in a word then at the end*

    • @haretztj4682
      @haretztj4682 6 лет назад +3

      Cookie Msp *your password is too short please try again*

    • @fallsoffhorseh3988
      @fallsoffhorseh3988 6 лет назад +3

      @supr maro 46 ᵍᵒ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᶦᵗ ᵈᵉᵃᶠᵖᵃˢᶦᵗᵒ

  • @chiquitin_o
    @chiquitin_o 6 лет назад +69

    "Oh, yeah, it's about nine-" **dying sounds**

    • @oonapatricia4141
      @oonapatricia4141 5 лет назад

      Thomas Ducking Jeffersin *compels to include women in the sequel*

    • @chiquitin_o
      @chiquitin_o 5 лет назад +1

      @@oonapatricia4141 I should've expected that I can't get away from the fandom with this account

    • @oonapatricia4141
      @oonapatricia4141 5 лет назад

      Thomas Ducking Jeffersin you can never escape jeffy

    • @VeryPeeved
      @VeryPeeved 5 лет назад +1

      i feel your pain

  • @spacemoth4973
    @spacemoth4973 4 года назад +21

    *"Something happened"*
    [Insert the SpongeBob mind scene when everything is on fire]

  • @squiddyboi3158
    @squiddyboi3158 6 лет назад +209

    These apps may drain half your battery:
    Thanos

    • @dorijancirkveni
      @dorijancirkveni 6 лет назад +14

      CreeperLord6960 Or he'll delete half your apps to save on memory.

    • @EllySensei
      @EllySensei 6 лет назад

      I don't feel so
      Wrong joke

    • @nickfell8034
      @nickfell8034 6 лет назад

      Mr. Apple I don’t feel so good

  • @galacticfire9727
    @galacticfire9727 7 лет назад +786

    My gender is also High school visit on March 17, finally! Some representation for the High school visit on March 17 gendered people in this world!

    • @normalaboutpathologic
      @normalaboutpathologic 7 лет назад +34

      I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

    • @BushBumperBaker
      @BushBumperBaker 7 лет назад +10

      Galactic Fire I read that in the pyramid guy from Gravity Falls sarcastic ass tone. Lmao

    • @pswitch9553
      @pswitch9553 7 лет назад

      I am one, too!

    • @notglitchx
      @notglitchx 7 лет назад +34

      We can't forget the people with the gender International High School Visit at Ho Chi Minh City at March 19 tho...

    • @shizune_
      @shizune_ 7 лет назад +21

      I'm International High School Visit at Ho Chi Minh City at March 19 and im happy

  • @geomdcy9815
    @geomdcy9815 6 лет назад +520

    :(
    Your PC ran in We're jus
    For more anforma
    If you call a suppor
    *DRI*

  • @Matty_20
    @Matty_20 5 лет назад +78

    4:50 when you accidentally open your closed tabs from last night and you have multiple youtube videos on them and they all start playing

  • @tini.quadra
    @tini.quadra 6 лет назад +211

    Dosistant will reboot *Y O T E*

    • @pomf5207
      @pomf5207 6 лет назад +3

      Y O T E BOI 👌👌👌👌👌

    • @flamingoluver85
      @flamingoluver85 6 лет назад +2

      Yote 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

  • @grant2871
    @grant2871 7 лет назад +90

    IM ACTUALLY DYING THIS VIDEO IS SOOOOO GOOOOOD.

  • @Rob-ke2lz
    @Rob-ke2lz 6 лет назад +199

    pizzahut: how do you like your pizza
    customer: yes

    • @deeznuts2033
      @deeznuts2033 5 лет назад +3

      fufufufufufufufufufufuufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufuufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufuffufufu

    • @user-ui5bx4pf9v
      @user-ui5bx4pf9v 5 лет назад

      WHAT THE F U C K

    • @HondaCBR_1000
      @HondaCBR_1000 5 лет назад

      Oh
      Why

    • @JJScene
      @JJScene 5 лет назад

      @@HondaCBR_1000 8 be

  • @ThePredatorYT-kl9dr
    @ThePredatorYT-kl9dr 5 лет назад +38

    1:53 Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor.

  • @laceyfangs7156
    @laceyfangs7156 6 лет назад +277

    *Do you really wanna exist without saving?*

  • @tracewyrm
    @tracewyrm 7 лет назад +223

    Those Russian missiles are hot asf

  • @tudle6049
    @tudle6049 7 лет назад +192

    *SOMETHING HAPPENED*

  • @blubobbie
    @blubobbie 4 года назад +47

    Marshall: _"task manager please respond"_
    RUclips: "hey we suggest sweet victory by SpongeBob SquarePants"

    • @imbob99999
      @imbob99999 4 года назад

      yeah... why did that happen?

  • @Kariushkaa
    @Kariushkaa 6 лет назад +4201

    Please don't

    • @ph03n1xm9
      @ph03n1xm9 6 лет назад +123

      Please don't

    • @walrus5540
      @walrus5540 6 лет назад +115

      Please don't

    • @to_deviate
      @to_deviate 6 лет назад +92

      Karine Levy please don’t

    • @Kariushkaa
      @Kariushkaa 6 лет назад +90

      Phoenix Mitchell please don't

    • @pikksen7905
      @pikksen7905 6 лет назад +89

      please don’t

  • @basedmonke5252
    @basedmonke5252 5 лет назад +273

    I also want to win an UNDEFINDED!

    • @awesomeninja1311
      @awesomeninja1311 5 лет назад

      Yeah me too

    • @Iresu_
      @Iresu_ 5 лет назад +1

      Something happened.
      -2018.889℃
      Cloudy.

    • @Yes-zb5tt
      @Yes-zb5tt 5 лет назад

      How dare you I will win the undefined first

    • @arandomuser5202
      @arandomuser5202 5 лет назад

      Something h
      -99999999999.999 degrees
      Sunny

  • @kinkeduppicks135
    @kinkeduppicks135 7 лет назад +427

    Shakespeare was ahead of his time

  • @w0lfy89
    @w0lfy89 5 лет назад +34

    My therapist: how's your day going?
    Me: 4:22

  • @Aleks20226
    @Aleks20226 6 лет назад +399

    *Witch direction is North?*
    _it's Rob Reiner_

    •  6 лет назад +9

      Rob Reiner is indeed the directOR of the MOVIE "North".

    • @Snowbloxian
      @Snowbloxian 6 лет назад +3

      FaRo, Will you date one of the russian bombshells?

    •  6 лет назад +2

      If it doesn't go explosively fast…
      (Sorry, I couldn't think of a better pun.)

    • @kzorii
      @kzorii 6 лет назад

      link to your profile pic?

    • @anthonygarcia2383
      @anthonygarcia2383 6 лет назад

      FaRo I'm following you now

  • @spadescan
    @spadescan 5 лет назад +395

    Finally something that recognizes my gender is International High School Visit at Ho Chi Minh City at March 19!
    Edit: ho- *shit* 419 I was not expecting to get so many likes wait what?

    • @stargarden2577
      @stargarden2577 5 лет назад +2

      What are your pronouns?

    • @maverickREAL
      @maverickREAL 5 лет назад +6

      @@stargarden2577 Minhchi/Minhcher

    • @pangolinh
      @pangolinh 5 лет назад +1

      my gender is gender

    • @billcipher1776
      @billcipher1776 5 лет назад +1

      Guess that software gore is in Vietnam lol

    • @spadescan
      @spadescan 5 лет назад +1

      @@maverickREAL *yes*

  • @rahmatsyarifudin2795
    @rahmatsyarifudin2795 6 лет назад +51

    Damn
    The scariest moment is when your task manager dont responding and you still in game

  • @alexleo172
    @alexleo172 5 лет назад +53

    Please don't
    Please don't
    Please don't
    *P L E A S E D O N ' T*
    Pĺéáśé đóńť
    PlEaSe DoN't

    • @justsomerobloxvids1791
      @justsomerobloxvids1791 4 года назад

      Leong Kum Fatt
      -Please don’t-
      *Please don’t*
      _Please don’t_
      *-Please don’t-*
      _-Please don’t-_
      *_Please don’t_*
      *_-Please don’t-_*

    • @starrlinqs
      @starrlinqs 4 года назад

      𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒅𝒐𝒏𝒕
      ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒⁿᵗ
      𝔓𝔩𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔢 𝔡𝔬𝔫𝔱
      ρꪶꫀꪖ𝘴ꫀ ᦔꪮꪀ𝓽
      𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓮 𝓭𝓸𝓷𝓽

    • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
      @nicholaslienandjaja1815 2 года назад

      Suicide by bunny cop

  • @wanderbolt9498
    @wanderbolt9498 7 лет назад +75

    Java update???
    Java????????
    ????????????
    I like how java isn't even sure why its updating anymore.

    • @DJL3G3ND
      @DJL3G3ND 7 лет назад

      You made me choke on my refresher

  • @goldenzeroeh9573
    @goldenzeroeh9573 5 лет назад +201

    [03:44] _The best troll ever._ (?)

    • @UkrainianMartini
      @UkrainianMartini 5 лет назад +40

      please don’t
      please don’t
      please don’t
      please don’t
      please don’t
      please don’t
      please don’t
      please don’t
      please don’t
      please don’t
      please don’t
      please don’t
      please don’t
      please don’t

    • @undeadprincess5726
      @undeadprincess5726 5 лет назад +5

      What if (s)he died and his/her sibling uploaded it

    • @delrasshial7200
      @delrasshial7200 4 года назад

      Unfunny I went out jamon harris

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 4 года назад

      please don't

    • @furrettheferret9562
      @furrettheferret9562 4 года назад

      “GREAT THATS WHAT WHERE ALL ABOUT AT THE ZDP”

  • @mrwaffleirondan7501
    @mrwaffleirondan7501 7 лет назад +204

    6:22 this happened to me once and it was the scariest thing I saw maybe that whole minute

    • @woomydayz
      @woomydayz 7 лет назад

      Same 😂

    • @boomer7393
      @boomer7393 7 лет назад +3

      Once it happens for a month strait!

    • @thekolchak7243
      @thekolchak7243 7 лет назад

      MrWaffleIron Dan also

    • @mixailobajic825
      @mixailobajic825 7 лет назад +1

      happened to me when i was on VM testing a virus lol

    • @epichat
      @epichat 7 лет назад

      That must be very horrible.

  • @taurinetrashmann259
    @taurinetrashmann259 3 года назад +6

    Imagine crashing an entire banking system (which, by nature of handling super important tasks like keeping transactions secure, is extraordinarily complex) by using an emoji. Not on purpose, not because they’re a hacker, but simply because the program was blindsided by something it had never seen before.
    Reminds me of when Rick made the whole space colony lose their shit and leave earth “by changing a one to a zero”

  • @magpakilos
    @magpakilos 6 лет назад +703

    4:49
    My brain cells during an exam
    Edit: Wah thank you soo much for the likes!!

    • @user-kn2ny5ex4v
      @user-kn2ny5ex4v 6 лет назад +7

      Magic Shop seriously underrated

    • @luvranton
      @luvranton 6 лет назад

      Truu 😂

    • @vivirights7871
      @vivirights7871 6 лет назад +2

      Magic Shop my last 2 braincells trying to figure out 2+2

    • @fireant5139
      @fireant5139 6 лет назад +4

      😂😂haha omg lel wait....ARMYYY!!

    • @calebbb_c
      @calebbb_c 6 лет назад +3

      @@fireant5139 ARMY AND BLINK, HEYYYYYY!

  • @comicallylargespoon9426
    @comicallylargespoon9426 7 лет назад +206

    *S O M E T H I N G H A P P E N E D*

  • @lexibrown3053
    @lexibrown3053 7 лет назад +979

    Dammit Steve

  • @djrococ
    @djrococ 8 месяцев назад +4

    Duuuude. I’ve been looking everywhere for this channel finally! Loved the videos back then and wanted to see em again

  • @bunkerchanofficial
    @bunkerchanofficial 7 лет назад +233

    *CD-ROM SPAGHETTI*

    • @jamestm9012
      @jamestm9012 7 лет назад +6

      CD-ROM S P A G H E T

    • @Jun-Kyard
      @Jun-Kyard 7 лет назад +4

      the cringe is real :( Yo his code is weak OS unsteady garbage on his collector already cd rom spaghetti

    • @Monody512
      @Monody512 7 лет назад +1

      It should’ve been “Your code’s spaghetti”.

    • @nerdenocity
      @nerdenocity 7 лет назад

      I hope she baked lotsa spaghetti!

    • @thecountercounter9127
      @thecountercounter9127 7 лет назад +1

      its nervous, but on the surface errors are not showing, it reads code, yet it keeps on deleting what they wrote down, the whole computer whirs so loud, it opens the browser but the code wont load now, its loading, how, everything is so slow now, the datas run out, 32 is over BLAOW

  • @trinitymartinez3592
    @trinitymartinez3592 6 лет назад +75

    something happened
    SOMETHING HAPPENED
    SOMETHING HAPPENED SOMETHING HAPPENED

  • @sheghostly9410
    @sheghostly9410 6 лет назад +43

    I've had the task manager stop responding before. It made me so uncomfortable, like the only thing that gave me stability on my potato computer had forsaken me too...

  • @sperg.t2943
    @sperg.t2943 5 лет назад +22

    6:20 We lost earth's best defender

  • @Tovarasul_Lenin
    @Tovarasul_Lenin 6 лет назад +630

    *AMAZING RUSSIAN BOMBSHELLS WANT TO DATE YOU !*

    • @unversedfoil3862
      @unversedfoil3862 6 лет назад +32

      BLYAT COMRADE

    • @TheInfi
      @TheInfi 6 лет назад +33

      DONT BE A ДЕВИЛ!

    • @marinasdead4930
      @marinasdead4930 6 лет назад +1

      Mercy Husky on zdohnut ne smozhet tak kak vsegda budet zhit v moyem serdechke

    • @alexandrabozoova3357
      @alexandrabozoova3357 6 лет назад +1

      The part that killed me the most was dont be a debil
      😂😂😂

    • @miramirza2
      @miramirza2 6 лет назад +1

      Shes gonna explode once you ooo la la

  • @MrKlifo
    @MrKlifo 6 лет назад +226

    That zootopia part xD

    • @scottsmith4204
      @scottsmith4204 6 лет назад +1

      Do it, do it now.

    • @scrumpton296
      @scrumpton296 6 лет назад +2

      Do it or the Furry's will torture you

    • @fgvcosmic6752
      @fgvcosmic6752 6 лет назад +1

      Please dont

    • @alexalex5121
      @alexalex5121 6 лет назад +4

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  • @earthchan4101
    @earthchan4101 6 лет назад +340

    My gender: High School visit on March 17

    • @Sophia74621
      @Sophia74621 6 лет назад +1

      Earth Chan why did you have to make that your RUclips channel

    • @MyBlogsTV
      @MyBlogsTV 6 лет назад +2

      What's the pronoun's for that gender?

    • @rosiefay7283
      @rosiefay7283 6 лет назад +1

      There's loads of web pages where I've started to type into a type-in box and there appears a pop-up containing all sorts of shit which I typed into completely unrelated type-in boxes on other web pages.

    • @vilivette
      @vilivette 6 лет назад +4

      Mine is famale

    • @smyokie
      @smyokie 6 лет назад +7

      i identify as an international high school visit at ho chi minh city at march 19

  • @cutepuddleslime8201
    @cutepuddleslime8201 5 лет назад +16

    When someone starts speaking in tongues in church: 4:49 and 5:30
    Everyone else: Press X to Doubt

  • @Coquitten
    @Coquitten 6 лет назад +204

    4:26
    *monika's writing tip of the day!*

  • @meinsword
    @meinsword 7 лет назад +94

    I identify as a International High School Visit at Ho Chi Minh City at March 19.