So here's mine; It's quite similar to the one at 41:26. Context: Thanksgiving dinner, extended family is present. For some reason, my older cousin thought it would be funny to tell 8 year old me that "spanking the monkey" is slang for taking a dump. So after our family dinner, I asked my mom in front of my whole family "May I be excused? I need to go spank the monkey." To this day, there is not a single thanksgiving that goes by without someone mentioning the incident. Thanks Adam.
I love stories where it's teaching little kids about slangs with wrong definition and then they get embarrassed and everyone won't stop talking about it
0:01 For anyone actually curious about the lizard she's holding, it looks a Tegu. Tegus are basically if Monitor Lizards were omnivorous and had big jowls like a Green Iguana. Edit: The Tegu's name is MacGuyver and he has his own channel that's mostly videos of him being doted on by his owner.
And they're quite smart. Not great pets unless you really know what you're doing with reptiles though. I see a lot of bigger lizards (iguanas, monitors, tegus) die young because their owners don't care for them properly.
I remember sitting down with popcorn and soda last year when they made their last compilation. this time I think they put in so much effort to find the best ones. good job guys!
@@deotexh Nothing, he just moved on when the EmKay team found their new narrators, Damien still has his own channel and discord where he still does reddit readings, just not with EmKay anymore
@@RealKingCRK If i had to choose a pet, cat would be the obvious choice, but if i had to choose a fighter, a moose is enough to scare away 99.9% of animals. They’re basically miniature hippos.
Some of these cursed comments are going to live rent free in my head, and honestly. I think I can live with that. Also, been a minute since I heard Damien's voice! Nice to hear them on the mic again c:
@@shamrockers4744 its said "mothers dont teach their daughters to suck dick thats daddys job" i said its uncles job because uncles are known on the internet to be pedophiles and weird. hope that helps but the fact someone is dumb enough to not understand it is astounding.
"teen left with knife stuck in her face after being robbed" damn, must be one of those magical teleporting knives that leave no trace of it's puncture point when it teleports from the left side of the face to the right.
Coulda been pics from different phones, or one may have been in front mode while the other was from the back. Hard to be sure but there are obvious explanations too
5:34 quick correction. that isn't Vishnu, that's Shiva. i can see how u got them mixed up, but to remember which is which, remember that Lord Shiva is the one who has the, let's call it a trident for now, behind him or next to him, and the 3rd eye on the center of his forehead.
48:35 The reason actually is : The Great War was the first name. A few years later, it was renamed “The World War” and then it wasn’t singular because basically the same people fought again later, so because there was now 2 world wars, they made World War 1 and World War 2. (It’s funny because the First World War indirectly caused the second one, hitler is drafted, almost is killed at the end of the war. Germany was placed in absolute shambles at the end too.)
8:02 isn’t actually that cursed, it’s just misinterpreted. The ice cream man pretty much gave little Timmy a job offer. If he helps him serve other customers, he’ll get ice cream for free.
Depends on which incarnation you are talking about, since some incarnations were already prehistoric animals before mutating. Since the version of Godzilla shown is MonsterVerse Goji, he probably can't pee lol
24:36 Funny thing is, they really did that with a bunch of German RUclipsrs. Its a project that is called 7 vs WIld. 7 Days in the woods of Sweeden in Season one.
Now all you need to do is... G̵̛̦͎̪͔͖̗̖̻̜̩̗̊͛͒̈̈̽́̓̂̎͘͘͜E̸̡̦͉͔̝͙͗͑̃̐͊̋͐ͅT̵͚̙̳͙̹͖̒̓͊̍̇͌̓͐̃̉͘͝ ̴̹͉̥̦̬͌O̴̧̭̤̹͆Ü̵̡̗̤͖͚͕̯̠͓͖͇̭̔T̶̨͕̪̱͍̝̘͚͋͊͑͊͗̀̄͊͗͂̓̊͑̿͝ ̴̛̰̙͓̣͕̝̪̘̩̼̥Ẁ̸̢͉̬̼̣͖̫̠̼͍̬̤̹̩̞͋̄͂Ḧ̴̹͙́̍͆̆͒̔̓͑̇̽͘Ì̷̙̇͐͑͋͐̋͐̈̒͘Ļ̸̛̱͕͎̮̘͓̩̩͒̎̒͗̏͆̕ͅĘ̵̧̛͙͔̯̣̘̲͖́͌́̏̿̔̉ͅ ̶̧̫͙̳̓̎́͂̽͌͋̽̔̿̑̐̕̚Y̸̨̧̢̛͓̙̙͓̫̣̝̌̎͋͛̽͐̃̅̔̏͠Ó̸͕̭̙̥̮̖̯̣͜Ü̷̧͖͚͈͉͈̝̣̲͊̌̈́̒́ ̴̬̾̒S̸̬̳̙͈̈́̾́ͅT̶̨̧̧̪̬͔̗̳̺͓̳̘̉̒͗̑̌̌̏̄̔̈́͆̚͝I̷̧̬̤̍̈́̐͒̈́̐͌̑͝L̵̪̼͔̰̭̫̥̐̒̽͑̾́͐͒͊̀L̶̛͉̎̓͐̂͝ ̸̢̢̛̱̼̯̪͙̭̞̰̞̽̅̅́̔͐́̔̈̀͂̉̚͘C̷̻̝͓̠͈̞̞̗̯̀̍Ä̸̧͕͚͉͓̜͎͇̫͙̪́̎̏̐̔̑͑̌̆̈̈́̿̔͝Ń̸͉͗͑͌̋͐͊͝͝!̴̞̥͚̱͈̭͉͖͎̪̲̣͊̽̾̑̈́̇!̵̛̬̻̙̬̞̞̲̟̝͙̗̅͑̊̆͘͝͝ͅ Hahah! >:D
38:26 I feel like 2 is the obvious answer. Like, it's already transitioned into the front half of a horse by the location of 1, whereas by 2 it's all horse, so it's only natural it would be there, as that's where it would naturally be on a horse.
1:17 Let me correct that: The meat is the robotics, and the organs are the electronics. The skin is the armor. The skeleton is still a skeleton, the structure itself. The brain is the AI it runs on, the heart is the power plant.
54:35 r/bossfight the final boss of police stronger then the jugernaut HP:953 492 ATTACK:9860 DEF:502 967 weapons:from shot guns through machine guns to rocket luncher speacial abilyties: charge:can charche at you and grab you throw:can throw anything from rocks to you
The fact he says things like “balls deep in an Oompa Loompa” but bleeps out the word ass makes this so much funnier
I wish i was was that oompa loompa
"Oompa Loompa doopadie dee, Please get that fucking thing outta me." 💀
Nah its because youtube doesnt allow swear
@@Vsevolodbochkov same
@@bhamoel omg I burst out laughing
35:10
"We just have a queen that doesn't die." Yeah, uh, about that
Aged badly
About that…😅
oh crumpets 😰
How funny would it have been if she died exactly when Schlatt said he reckons it will happen?
that did not age well...
So here's mine; It's quite similar to the one at 41:26. Context: Thanksgiving dinner, extended family is present. For some reason, my older cousin thought it would be funny to tell 8 year old me that "spanking the monkey" is slang for taking a dump. So after our family dinner, I asked my mom in front of my whole family "May I be excused? I need to go spank the monkey." To this day, there is not a single thanksgiving that goes by without someone mentioning the incident. Thanks Adam.
I love stories where it's teaching little kids about slangs with wrong definition and then they get embarrassed and everyone won't stop talking about it
Damn, Adam really ruined SOMETHING
Damien actually has a really good Kermit impression.
On god, I thought that was edited
0:01 For anyone actually curious about the lizard she's holding, it looks a Tegu. Tegus are basically if Monitor Lizards were omnivorous and had big jowls like a Green Iguana.
Edit: The Tegu's name is MacGuyver and he has his own channel that's mostly videos of him being doted on by his owner.
And they're quite smart. Not great pets unless you really know what you're doing with reptiles though. I see a lot of bigger lizards (iguanas, monitors, tegus) die young because their owners don't care for them properly.
huh didn't know what that was but now i know thanks for the neat fact.
@@fevre_dream8542I thought you were gonna say Asians again
35:24
I guess she didn't stand a chance against Schlatt's karate moves
oh god
omg when I heard that I immediately had to go look it up and was relieved it wasn't november 25th
agreed
I was not responsible for what happened September 8, 2022-Jschlatt
@@ahhh844 he was delayed a few mouths so that he could have a meeting with techoblade
I remember sitting down with popcorn and soda last year when they made their last compilation. this time I think they put in so much effort to find the best ones. good job guys!
I thought it said giggle giggle at the end
35:16 Schlatt expedited his plan.
3:02 "Will not be including photos", that implies that you do have photos
this deserves to be on the sub redit
10:12 I love Robin's response to 'the piss drawer'.
who else has this as their favorite subreddit?
Me! (:
Me
I stg😭😭
Me. Alongside f***uinparticular, crappydesign, and TIHI
No absolutely not
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT try to drink anything while watching this. The commentary, so good yet so evil.
I wish I read this approximately 6 minutes earlier than I did
I'm in love with you
@@donkeyhobo34 how old are you
Why was I reading this AFTER I drank and spilled my coffee???
JOKES ON YOU I DID HA
I find Robin to be very physically attractive. It's the confidently shaming posters for his own reading errors that kills it 😂
im aro/ace but I agree
WTF
@@mincrafterzatplay2842 What’s wrong with that?
@@lizflessert2427 what's wrong is that man's down bad
@@amandaharl946 wtf does that even mean
36:46
"How did you sneak out at night with those things clappin'?"
That was the funniest reddit reply I have ever seen
15:50 They shared.
oh god
r/cursedcommentscursedcomments
That was a yummy snack.
@@Banded_ Pretty nutty too.
I do miss Damien
Really happy he came back for those few specials
But really sad he had to go for good
Will never hear another like him
What happened about him?
@@deotexh Nothing, he just moved on when the EmKay team found their new narrators, Damien still has his own channel and discord where he still does reddit readings, just not with EmKay anymore
@@MeerkatDragonheart Oh okay ^^
I miss Technoblade :(
@@legthepeg what?
0:27 That's actually an unimaginably painful death.
whats an oompa loompa
@@stevegu6377 Seriously? Istg if you're not joking...
@@stevegu6377 how do you not know what a oompa loompa is?
0:34 this is what they are @@stevegu6377
3:56 notice how the knife is in a different spot in each picture
3:50 (rewind a bit) not if you're home alone
Damien has to be my favourite narrator, not too much overthinking or killing the jokes, just having a bunch of fun and laughing his arse off 😂
if being cute was a crime, id be released of all charges
if being cute was a crime, Id have a life sentence! 🌸🍡✨
@Kyledevon Nightcore if being cute was a crime i would be a law abiding citizen watching you get arrested on the news
if being cute was a crime,id had a life sentence for murdering multiple people at a nazi convention
@@unserhumanorandom6224 what is nazi convention I’m 9
@@ItzEllaCookiePlayz party
Please tell me all the emkay narrators all live in same house, it'd be so funny to see Lexi and Robin feud on which is better between cats and meese
meese as in mouse or moose?
@@ZerglingLover moose
@@RealKingCRK If i had to choose a pet, cat would be the obvious choice, but if i had to choose a fighter, a moose is enough to scare away 99.9% of animals. They’re basically miniature hippos.
@@ZerglingLover they can't really scare off wolverines, wolverines are like honey Badgers on crack
@@RealKingCRK thats why i didnt say every animal
Some of these cursed comments are going to live rent free in my head, and honestly. I think I can live with that. Also, been a minute since I heard Damien's voice! Nice to hear them on the mic again c:
goofy is a cow
litterally
At this point might as well say it
@@lunar_moth777 pluto (or pludo) is a dog, cows can have whiskers of some sort too
wait wtf is your pfp dude
you stay rent free in my head too
4:26 Nala (I think)
Yes, she is
@@YasashiNoKage bingo (its been a while)
0:54 nah bro thats uncles job
Wut?
@@shamrockers4744 its said "mothers dont teach their daughters to suck dick thats daddys job" i said its uncles job because uncles are known on the internet to be pedophiles and weird. hope that helps but the fact someone is dumb enough to not understand it is astounding.
"teen left with knife stuck in her face after being robbed"
damn, must be one of those magical teleporting knives that leave no trace of it's puncture point when it teleports from the left side of the face to the right.
Coulda been pics from different phones, or one may have been in front mode while the other was from the back. Hard to be sure but there are obvious explanations too
@@anya665 look closely at the pictures, and you'll see that i am right about it being fake as can be.
@@zerrierslizer1 its either fake or its from the angle change.
@@Roll_for_Chaos nah, it's fake. found out like 4 months ago.
8:47 Looks like Yoshikage Kira was busy.
I hope most of them were from women
I posted the speech then scrolled down to find this
20:14 In some places, that was patched!
Robin:"what's wrong with Schlatt?" Personally, i think everything is wrong with "Schlatt"
47:02 actually, Voldemort is afraid of death so he inflicts it on other people because he thinks it’s the worst thing he can do
11:52 that godforsaken scream
The fact I clicked on this, then got an ad a second after it plays is HILARIOUS. You gave me a perfectly cut scream. Thank you
@@kieravermeal9127 no worries i think
I dont know why, but Robin sounded like a character dying in the LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga.
*UAAUGH*
The fact that schlatt accidentally predicted the queen would die is oddly funny
She was, like, 100
And the date was suspiciously close
19:32 I can't decide whether to feel sorry or happy about the fact that he got a "gift".
39:47 for those unaware, "le chat" means "the cat." That is the basis of this joke.
13:02 I think PhoenixSC has a solution.
35:20 this did not age well
35:05 that aged well..
Everything people say tend to never age well. What TommyInnit said clearly didn't aged well, UK lost their queen in '22.
3:15 I've heard this joke before just with a different Jack with Jack Black
17:38 Forgive me god for what I am about to do this photo.
Yummy.
To both of you but excuse me but WTF
31:30
*"invasion for the shreckle"*
5:34
quick correction. that isn't Vishnu, that's Shiva. i can see how u got them mixed up, but to remember which is which, remember that Lord Shiva is the one who has the, let's call it a trident for now, behind him or next to him, and the 3rd eye on the center of his forehead.
Ah damn it i also it was vishnu, they both look really similar
these videos never disappoint! very entertaining.
15:17 that´s how creepers were invented...
19:14 WOAH WOAH-
Ok @dzgk
48:35
The reason actually is :
The Great War was the first name. A few years later, it was renamed “The World War” and then it wasn’t singular because basically the same people fought again later, so because there was now 2 world wars, they made World War 1 and World War 2.
(It’s funny because the First World War indirectly caused the second one, hitler is drafted, almost is killed at the end of the war. Germany was placed in absolute shambles at the end too.)
21:52 The innocent kid yells “F***!”
Yes
1:03 WTF IS THIS JOE SWANSON?!
8:02 isn’t actually that cursed, it’s just misinterpreted. The ice cream man pretty much gave little Timmy a job offer. If he helps him serve other customers, he’ll get ice cream for free.
the last one killed me, and the cut out was JUST PERFECT
43:05 "That's not a nose, Charlie!" laughed myself to tears! 🤣
0:13 there are actually 45 types however to some people it’s more, particularly 46 and maybe even 47
1:31: Humans are renewable........
Well.......that sounds exactly the like german logic 70 years ago to me.
25:56 gotta get egg whites somehow
42:16 WHY WAS THAT SUCH A GOOD IMPRESSION
25:42
....Alright then. Guess the Heresy layer is now canonically located in Oregon.
4:06 The way Damien narrated that part tho 🤣
I like how the voices change after the ad break. It's like a brief intermission between performances at a show.
Hearing Kermit refusing VC torture was.... not what I thought I'd be doing at 0153 EST
19:07 I can't help but think 'screwmate'
42:28 on the left there is a very questionable position between two bears
Robin, Lexi, and Damien are my reddit reading holy trinity
Frfr
Can godzilla even pee? He feeds off of radiation so i assume not, i am talking about 6:45
He could get energy from radiation but still would need water circulation for internal chemistry, therefore drinking and pissing
Depends on which incarnation you are talking about, since some incarnations were already prehistoric animals before mutating. Since the version of Godzilla shown is MonsterVerse Goji, he probably can't pee lol
12:48 Don't worry Robin, I've heard it's a joke ending in a visual novel.
24:36 Funny thing is, they really did that with a bunch of German RUclipsrs. Its a project that is called 7 vs WIld. 7 Days in the woods of Sweeden in Season one.
1:55 my cousin just began screaming when he said " Kyaaa! " and it just sounded like he just screamef
1:03 Bro one not surprised that Shädman said that now with all the Ava Tyson (kris Tyson) drama
Yep. The Queen thread aged *super* well…
Yesss!!! Its Damien!!! I love the rest of the cast but this guy is the greatest of them all
5:42 out of context???
25:39 Congratulations, you found all seven notebooks!
Now all you need to do is...
G̵̛̦͎̪͔͖̗̖̻̜̩̗̊͛͒̈̈̽́̓̂̎͘͘͜E̸̡̦͉͔̝͙͗͑̃̐͊̋͐ͅT̵͚̙̳͙̹͖̒̓͊̍̇͌̓͐̃̉͘͝ ̴̹͉̥̦̬͌O̴̧̭̤̹͆Ü̵̡̗̤͖͚͕̯̠͓͖͇̭̔T̶̨͕̪̱͍̝̘͚͋͊͑͊͗̀̄͊͗͂̓̊͑̿͝ ̴̛̰̙͓̣͕̝̪̘̩̼̥Ẁ̸̢͉̬̼̣͖̫̠̼͍̬̤̹̩̞͋̄͂Ḧ̴̹͙́̍͆̆͒̔̓͑̇̽͘Ì̷̙̇͐͑͋͐̋͐̈̒͘Ļ̸̛̱͕͎̮̘͓̩̩͒̎̒͗̏͆̕ͅĘ̵̧̛͙͔̯̣̘̲͖́͌́̏̿̔̉ͅ ̶̧̫͙̳̓̎́͂̽͌͋̽̔̿̑̐̕̚Y̸̨̧̢̛͓̙̙͓̫̣̝̌̎͋͛̽͐̃̅̔̏͠Ó̸͕̭̙̥̮̖̯̣͜Ü̷̧͖͚͈͉͈̝̣̲͊̌̈́̒́ ̴̬̾̒S̸̬̳̙͈̈́̾́ͅT̶̨̧̧̪̬͔̗̳̺͓̳̘̉̒͗̑̌̌̏̄̔̈́͆̚͝I̷̧̬̤̍̈́̐͒̈́̐͌̑͝L̵̪̼͔̰̭̫̥̐̒̽͑̾́͐͒͊̀L̶̛͉̎̓͐̂͝ ̸̢̢̛̱̼̯̪͙̭̞̰̞̽̅̅́̔͐́̔̈̀͂̉̚͘C̷̻̝͓̠͈̞̞̗̯̀̍Ä̸̧͕͚͉͓̜͎͇̫͙̪́̎̏̐̔̑͑̌̆̈̈́̿̔͝Ń̸͉͗͑͌̋͐͊͝͝!̴̞̥͚̱͈̭͉͖͎̪̲̣͊̽̾̑̈́̇!̵̛̬̻̙̬̞̞̲̟̝͙̗̅͑̊̆͘͝͝ͅ
Hahah! >:D
32:07 zelda is also over 20 in totk so it is ok to but only that version
45:40 I was going to sleep tonight but I guess not
9:14 Just imagine if the closed the entrance with the kids still inside.
25:24 oh he was 100% hacking, he later brought himself back to life
Nah that was a new game
15:58 poor poor Koichi 😢
23:48 oh, yeah! The kids love that place!
Technoblade never dies
Technoblade never dies
Technoblade never dies
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!
34:59
"When it's black, fight back"
Ah yes, the police officer motto.
The "gtfo" is actually a bad idea. Bears run fast. Bears well false charge you. But they will chase you.
4:44 MR SQUIDWARD! GET BACK TO WORK!
You know what, I’m just going to say it. The moment at 48:27 convinces me that Robin would be a great anime voice actor.
1:49 what would the 'men writing women' version of this?
My Favorite Series on this Channel
54:22 I haven't seen this mentioned yet, but I'd like to point out that someone is actively undoing this man's belt
wait what the hell 💀
WHA
They are holding onto his belt not undoing it
38:26 I feel like 2 is the obvious answer. Like, it's already transitioned into the front half of a horse by the location of 1, whereas by 2 it's all horse, so it's only natural it would be there, as that's where it would naturally be on a horse.
THIS VIDEO STARTS OFF WITH A BANG
41:36 GLAD TO SEE SOMEONE ELSE SUFFERED THE *SAME FATE*
1:17 Let me correct that: The meat is the robotics, and the organs are the electronics. The skin is the armor. The skeleton is still a skeleton, the structure itself. The brain is the AI it runs on, the heart is the power plant.
5:44 [types in PANIK] I MENANT
XD
33:24 well, it is still crescendo
29:48 No, it's the Red Sun over paradise.
Wait you shouldn't call your teachers Mom or Dad? Why? I call my English teacher Dad and my Art teacher Mom
45:34 then remove the s in the last verse
18:35
That's the plot of fnaf.
No not really at all
45:32 u just summoned a big chunk of the capcut fandom.
54:35 r/bossfight
the final boss of police stronger then the jugernaut
HP:953 492
ATTACK:9860
DEF:502 967
weapons:from shot guns through machine guns to rocket luncher
speacial abilyties:
charge:can charche at you and grab you
throw:can throw anything from rocks to you
Me: takes a warm bath to unwind after a long day
The shoppers in the bathroom section at Home Depot: 11:52
As an Asian the first one absolutely sent me.... dying here 🤣
I have a question, do asians see in widescreen?
@@Galaxy-Man 💀
10:40 "Dead Silence activated."
0:08 The laugh... I can't stand the laugh... PPP- HAHAHAHA
35:15 WELL THIS AGED POORLY
*RIGHT SCHLATT*
47:44 that didn't age well.