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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

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  • @DeviousCockroach
    @DeviousCockroach Год назад +1172

    EmKay never fails to eviscerate my vital organs with his delightful content 🥰

    • @id10tguy
      @id10tguy Год назад +31

      Wholesome! :D

    • @DownbeatNova
      @DownbeatNova 11 месяцев назад +14

      So true!

    • @DylWelcomeBot
      @DylWelcomeBot 11 месяцев назад +48

      EmKay is the channel, the narrator is Lexi and she is a she

    • @DeviousCockroach
      @DeviousCockroach 11 месяцев назад +1

      im still calling it EmKay and plus there are multiple narrorators @@DylWelcomeBot

    • @DylWelcomeBot
      @DylWelcomeBot 11 месяцев назад +48

      What? I am not trying to sound smart I was just letting the person know that Lexi is a woman
      Edit: there was a comment I was responding to that ended up being removed

  • @KellyLoom1s
    @KellyLoom1s Год назад +1270

    “It wasn’t me!” Sounds like something a cat girl hacker would say, Lexi. Totally believe you.

  • @MCFfreelo
    @MCFfreelo 11 месяцев назад +686

    "-A friendly cat girl hacker :3"
    Lexi: "IT WASN'T ME, I SWEAR!"
    That sounds like something a guilty person would say, Lexi.

  • @ExActa
    @ExActa 11 месяцев назад +283

    This is only tangentially related but I had to think about it because of all the alignment discussions.
    In my old DnD group there was always one player with massive main character syndrome, so to hold a mirror to his face I made a chaotic neutral sorcerer that believed himself to be the ultimate villain of the story but was ultimately almost completely useless. He actually got the hint xD

    • @gpstudios458
      @gpstudios458 11 месяцев назад +16

      tell me more about the sorcerer, *i must know*
      was he the fabled Crab Corpse Wrangler? the one who resurrects crabs and makes them perform on stage all around the coast to steal baguettes?

    • @ethanmcneill1941
      @ethanmcneill1941 3 месяца назад +3

      @@gpstudios458 the fabled WHAT??

  • @alexthedepressedgremlin8196
    @alexthedepressedgremlin8196 11 месяцев назад +119

    For anyone wondering, the boulder thing could be for two reasons. Either 1: the boulders could have the chance to weigh down a fishing net that is already in motion. Or 2(the more likely): the trolling nets that get pulled along afterwards have a chance to catch on the rocks which will typically result in the nets breaking, this releases any already caught fish, and makes the fishing boats waste time and money fixing it😊

    • @aRealAndHumanManThing
      @aRealAndHumanManThing 11 месяцев назад +11

      mostly the second thing. Those nets can go well into six figures iirc, so it'll pretty much reset their income to zero if the net is damaged enough.
      Also, if it can't be fixed on board, the trawler has to drive back home with less or no catch, resulting in massive operation cost without profit and disrupting all financial flow

    • @nikofennec9118
      @nikofennec9118 11 месяцев назад +4

      The boulder dropping could scare the fish as well.

    • @LJinx3
      @LJinx3 10 месяцев назад +1

      Trolling nets? 😂

    • @Ashakins123
      @Ashakins123 3 месяца назад

      Couldn't it also scare the fish away? The movement in the water could make them scatter, resulting in less going in the nets. Probably not the main reason they did it, since the two you listed would be more efficient, but still.

  • @maryleethefox8642
    @maryleethefox8642 11 месяцев назад +182

    5:45 that sounds exactly like something a friendly catgirl hacker would say. You can deny it all you want Lexi, we know that truth 😂

    • @subclassify.
      @subclassify. 7 месяцев назад +5

      as a friendly catgirl hacker, i can actually prove that was me

    • @Unique-b2r
      @Unique-b2r 5 месяцев назад

      @@subclassify. nuh-uh

    • @threepillargaming
      @threepillargaming 3 месяца назад

      @@subclassify.prove it

  • @monkeyBOIIImysingingmonsters
    @monkeyBOIIImysingingmonsters 11 месяцев назад +202

    8:24 “EVERYONE DOWN ON THE GROUND RIGHT NOW!!! THIS IS A RAID!!! YOU! AT THE COUNTER! WHERES MITTENS!?!?”

    • @yharon-thejungledragon
      @yharon-thejungledragon 7 месяцев назад +15

      “M-m-mittens? O-over there! *I hope I make it out alive*”

    • @OuroborosTheProtobean
      @OuroborosTheProtobean 7 месяцев назад +12

      (oh we writing a book now? well count me in!)
      *hides under desk*

    • @fish_enthus1ast
      @fish_enthus1ast 6 месяцев назад +7

      *hides while holding mittens*

    • @Trexisback2007
      @Trexisback2007 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@fish_enthus1astYOURE GONNA GET US ALL KILLED QUICK HAND EM OVER

    • @doomerofdaboomer.
      @doomerofdaboomer. 5 месяцев назад +6

      “The hell is going on?”

  • @charityquill4965
    @charityquill4965 11 месяцев назад +338

    I love the fire fighter breaking down the door so the kid could have his insulin, great dude. Could op have instead told the parents and get them to sue the school for denying medical care? Perhaps. But do I think that a door getting axed down by a squad of firefighters made a more lasting impression to convince the school to change their ways? HECK YEAH!

    • @BisexualPlagueDoctor
      @BisexualPlagueDoctor 11 месяцев назад +27

      Also, in an emergency the fire axe is more likely to actually save them, as if they need an axe they probably couldn’t get in quick enough, and no insulin can very much so kill you

    • @rosameryrojas-delcerro1059
      @rosameryrojas-delcerro1059 10 месяцев назад +4

      Since the poster talked about payphones, it was before most people had cellphones, so like 80s or 90s. Nobody was thinking about suing the shit out of people for everything. The parents would have been baby boomers, and lawsuits still aren't something boomers will do usually. Millennials and younger are the people who are the quickest to sue people for walking on thier lawn.

    • @chtulhuerebus412
      @chtulhuerebus412 10 месяцев назад +2

      A story that could only happen in murica ...

    • @WestGarbage6
      @WestGarbage6 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@chtulhuerebus412 Tragic 911 had to be called in the first place, but damn did we get a good story out of it.

    • @smoregaming
      @smoregaming 7 месяцев назад +1

      The firefighters definitely had some fun

  • @qeew5500
    @qeew5500 11 месяцев назад +139

    Fun fact: “Pretty Boy” Floyd has a weapon in TF2 named after him, the Pretty Boy’s Pocket Pistol.

  • @herobane6488
    @herobane6488 11 месяцев назад +14

    for the confusion about how boulders disrupt industrial fishing(the question posed during the reading around 33:00)
    deep fishing is usually done using nets. nets that tangle and tear when caught on something, especially when said objects have more heft each than the entire mass of the catch the nets are intended for. dropping the boulders on them leaves them torn up, which makes them useless.

  • @ordinaryk
    @ordinaryk 11 месяцев назад +37

    They didn't even tell the best part about the Bumfights guy who cosplayed as Dr. Phil. As soon as Phil saw him, Phil refused to interview him and told him to get out. He realized the jig was up.

  • @maxbaker7841
    @maxbaker7841 11 месяцев назад +56

    13:56 My mother lives accross the street from a Church. The one time missionaries knocked on her door asking if she knew about Jesus, she said she did (recovering Catholic) and told them she wanted to give them something, then pulled her Bridget's Cross from over the door and handed it to them. The Cross of Bridget is a pagan symbol made from corn husk that is meant to ve hung over doorways to ward off evil. She had two of them, at the time. And she gave one to a missionary. They haven't come vack, and to this day, it was one of the best things she's done as a Pagan, because she secretly blessed them and their home with protection, and they are none the wiser.

    • @celiashen5490
      @celiashen5490 9 месяцев назад +8

      "Let me wish you well."
      "AAaaaaaaagggggggggggghhhhhhh"

    • @pumkin610
      @pumkin610 9 месяцев назад +6

      The look of it reminds me of a God's Eye yarn craft

    • @GamePlays_1230
      @GamePlays_1230 7 месяцев назад +1

      That's the reason thry didn't come back because they knew she hated Christ and they just condemn her

  • @bigsmartbiologist
    @bigsmartbiologist Год назад +177

    I loved the part where they said “it’s nugget time” and they nuggeted all over my face

  • @pħi
    @pħi 9 месяцев назад +41

    _"Be the eleventh nugget in somebody's ten piece."_
    - Lexi 3:27

  • @purple_moondust3
    @purple_moondust3 11 месяцев назад +27

    dude I remember the one time I got 11 nuggets in my 10 piece. I was a depressed high school freshman who had just moved house and we were in covid times. it made my whole week

  • @thedmking9191
    @thedmking9191 10 месяцев назад +25

    The post about breaking into a college happened in my home state of Utah. A man broke a window to get in and saved 12 people. It was like -20 degrees fahrenheit. Several people died in their cars because their cars broke down from the cold and then froze to death from the cold and no shelter.

  • @ChadZard
    @ChadZard 11 месяцев назад +32

    I was searching for a one hour r/chaoticgood video just yesterday, the Emkay gods blessed me.

  • @Cyberdragunz
    @Cyberdragunz 11 месяцев назад +54

    For the industrial fishing thing, the boulders would entangle and destroy the nets, which stops the nets from being dragged along the seabed destroying habitat, marine plants, etc

    • @EricTheKei
      @EricTheKei 11 месяцев назад +9

      Oh, good. My first thought was that it would disrupt the fishies' habitats, making using those locations non-viable. Glad to hear otherwise.

    • @alfsleftnut9224
      @alfsleftnut9224 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@EricTheKei droping boulders in the water can even CREATE new habitats for fish, its actually pretty common for people to drop various large objects in the ocean to create good fishing spots.

    • @Sepi-chu_loves_moths
      @Sepi-chu_loves_moths 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@alfsleftnut9224 iirc many animals gather around shipwrecks for similar reasons, its very cool

  • @ThePuff18
    @ThePuff18 11 месяцев назад +52

    I genuinely think that the banner image for ChaoticGood should be a _reaaaalllyy_ stretched out image of Lexi, slightly off center.
    A chaotic neutral brand of chaotic hood :)

    • @AverageConsumer-uj8sm
      @AverageConsumer-uj8sm 7 месяцев назад +2

      chaotic hood

    • @Voidi-Void
      @Voidi-Void 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@AverageConsumer-uj8smi prefer to wear the cloak of order, personally

  • @YourTypicalHuman
    @YourTypicalHuman 11 месяцев назад +30

    This is a perfect for my birthday! Emkay uploads, Lexi and Damien are narrating, it’s a best of, and ITS CHAOTIC GOOD! Thank you Emkay :D

  • @RainbowMama143
    @RainbowMama143 11 месяцев назад +18

    For the library one:
    That looks like moisture damage. It’s an automatic charge. Moisture damage is cancer to a library collection. They probably didn’t replace the book with an exact because it didn’t check out enough, so they would’ve used the money to buy a newer, hopefully more relevant book.
    Don’t donate books with moisture damage! They go directly in the trash. That said, funds from book sales do go directly back to the library for new books, STEM tech, book club kits, Library of Things items, and so much more.

  • @itssTeal
    @itssTeal 8 месяцев назад +8

    52:10
    The word "chismosa" sent me because it reminded me of one time my whole class spread around a rumor that two teachers were dating but it turned out to be a misunderstanding
    Basically, rumor spreader said that he heard the two teachers "flirting" with things like "You're such a sweetheart" and "You're so cute" behind a door.
    They were babysitting another teacher's baby.

  • @noxiouswyrm6407
    @noxiouswyrm6407 11 месяцев назад +24

    fun fact one of many rules with street graffiti is that you cannot tag over art and this technically counts as graffiti art hence keeping the wall mostly safe from being coated in tags

  • @aVampiresBite
    @aVampiresBite 11 месяцев назад +116

    lexi having issues reading things out loud is so me actually
    we're like the same except we're trans the opposite ways

  • @JadianRadiator
    @JadianRadiator 11 месяцев назад +34

    32:43
    The officers that got it stolen should be reprimanded/charged for it too.
    Because they didn't secure their firearms enough to prevent accidentally dropping it.
    Because getting it picked with a dino grabber toy is just as easy as accidentally.
    As well as it being easier to notice it leaving tbe holster.

    • @yharon-thejungledragon
      @yharon-thejungledragon 7 месяцев назад +1

      “How did you get into prison”
      “I stole officers guns with a toy Dino grabber.”
      “Repeat..?”
      “I stole.. officers guns.. with a toy Dino grabber.”

  • @fritzmarie6523
    @fritzmarie6523 11 месяцев назад +26

    My personal opinion is that bows and blades are way better than guns.
    A. Bows are fairly silent
    B. Little to no kick back from shooting the bow.
    C. Both the bow and arrow can be made out of things commonly found in nature.
    D. Blades just look cool

    • @qeew5500
      @qeew5500 11 месяцев назад +4

      me when I have to learn how to use them properly for years for them to be effective

    • @lefishe5845
      @lefishe5845 9 месяцев назад +10

      Guns are lame. No skill required and it just instant kills everyone. Bring back the sword and arrow.

    • @phlagenjoyer
      @phlagenjoyer 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@qeew5500not with bows

  • @Avrysatos
    @Avrysatos 11 месяцев назад +46

    I don't think the 911 call was frivolous because there would have been a hospitalization level emergency without the call. I'd like to say schools got better about this crap, but they totally haven't really.

    • @akirananimoto5843
      @akirananimoto5843 9 месяцев назад +15

      Yeah, when I was in high school I had severe anxiety and would end up with panic attacks after bullying. Well my meds had to be stored with the nurse, so I'd go there kind of often. One day it got really bad and I needed my higher dose anxiety pill. The bottle says "take up to 2 pills per day". They're so effective on me that it actually makes me fall asleep, and so I only take a quarter of a pill. Nurse decided to be entitled and say she knew better than me, so she insisted I took 2 pills. Let's just say my mom had to physically carry me out of school at the end of the day when I didn't come out for 30 minutes, on top of sleeping through the last 2 hours of school.

    • @Avrysatos
      @Avrysatos 9 месяцев назад

      @@akirananimoto5843 i was lucky to end up with competent school nurses throughout my time there...

    • @sammieegoldwand
      @sammieegoldwand 7 месяцев назад +3

      Yep. My cousin is T1 and the health teacher didnt let her keep snacks with her because it was a 'sugar free classroom' so when her blood sugar went low she had to go all the way to the other side of the school to get to the nurse.
      Also as with the other reply I have severe anxiety. I was in the nurse constantly because my panic attacks would end in either nausea or a migraine or sometimes make me feel like im going to pass out. At one point my teachers banned me from leaving the classroom if i was having a panic attack. Ended up throwing up in class one time. High school wasnt much better, but they let me go down the the nurse when i didnt feel well because it was around covid when i started high school. I ended up dropping out to be homeschooled because of my anxiety tho.

    • @MrBlack0950
      @MrBlack0950 2 месяца назад +2

      op was in a legitimate emergency situation. Life or death over the foolishness of the staff. They had every right to make that call, and i have no doubt that there wasnt a soul on that crew that felt that the call was even remotely frivolous. Im sure there was some serious discussion after op got their insulin between the firefighters and the staff about just how bad it really was, i know i would if i were one of them.
      You dont deny a child their medication, no matter what it is or what you think about its necessity. A doctor said they have to take it, a doctor isnt going to give them medication if its not necessary. I understand having the medication in the nurse's office (i dont agree, but i understand because as a child i had minor medication that i had in the nurse's office so the policy is familiar), what i dont understand is the idea of denying a student their prescribed medication just because you dont wanna go over, unlock a door, let them get their dose, then lock it back up afterwards if theres some security reason to lock it up. Or just letting the child in question keep their medication with them if the nurse cant be there when they need said medication

  • @liamcarmelc-ink1917
    @liamcarmelc-ink1917 11 месяцев назад +18

    30:34 no cause they did this about Epi-pens too! We weren't allowed to carry them on us in my elementary, middle, and high schools. And the nurses weren't there half the time. So if you needed them, you were screwed. Because even if the door was unlocked, only the nurses had the keys to the cabinet that held them.

    • @Ashakins123
      @Ashakins123 3 месяца назад

      PLEASE tell me that got changed😭

    • @MrBlack0950
      @MrBlack0950 2 месяца назад

      @@Ashakins123 i dont know about emergency medications like epipens and insulin, but as of 2010s they were still making students keep their medication in the nurse's office in at least some places. Thats what i had to do in elementary school, it wasnt vital medication so maybe its just certain types of medications, but i had to go in 2 times a day to take my medication for my adhd and a mood regulator for some behavioral issues i was having (nothing red flaggy, i still cant fully regulate my emotional response to stimuli, and when i was little my emotional responses were particularly bad due to me being too young to understand how to self regulate and even out the spikes, one of the more frustrating problems of autism spectrum disorder that i could never reign in fully)
      But yeah, TL;DR, they at least still did it in the 2010s where i grew up for at least some medications, so its sadly not impossible to imagine somewhere there was a school around that time having similar policies about emergency medications

  • @sandyramhoff8137
    @sandyramhoff8137 7 месяцев назад +11

    why did Greenpeace drop boulders to discourage deep fishing?
    deep fishing involves scrapping the bottom of the sea floor with metal nets. the process breaks off the tops of coral and disturbs bottom feeder. boulders dropped in the area get caught in the nets and destroys the equipment discouraging the practice... so yeah, chaotic good
    this info brought to you by a Pokemon fan, the damaged coral inspired Galarian Corsola and its evolution Cursola

  • @Corpcake
    @Corpcake 11 месяцев назад +25

    This is what I needed in life, thank you emkay, I shall now go on to be chaotic good.

  • @knightsurda
    @knightsurda 11 месяцев назад +10

    swear to god, the bee movie is just the 2nd coming of shrek. Both are insanely memeable and both have been used chaotically. Shrek has 'Shrek is love Shrek is life' and Bee Movie has its whole script.

  • @hatwithabrim
    @hatwithabrim 11 месяцев назад +46

    Lexi sounds like she is a very fun person to b friends with

    • @kamj6607
      @kamj6607 7 месяцев назад

      that is a dude

    • @hatwithabrim
      @hatwithabrim 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@kamj6607 Lexi's transgender.. respect that.

    • @kamj6607
      @kamj6607 7 месяцев назад

      @@hatwithabrim lmao

    • @hatwithabrim
      @hatwithabrim 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@kamj6607 Lexi's stated on several occasions that she's trans

    • @kamj6607
      @kamj6607 7 месяцев назад

      @@hatwithabrim k

  • @asurasyn
    @asurasyn 11 месяцев назад +10

    56:56
    Okay, funniest part of this is, when he returned the baby, he berated the mother for leaving the kid in the car alone!

  • @Apheriac
    @Apheriac 9 месяцев назад +11

    13:52 yes lexi, this is a public service, however, i'm pretty sure she was charged with public indecency, and not harassment.

  • @j.p.6932
    @j.p.6932 8 месяцев назад +6

    12:54 in the Jeff Goldblum, version of The Fly, which is being referenced here, Goldblum’s character builds a teleportation device, but during tests, a fly gets into the teleportation pod, and somehow there DNA ends up, getting spliced together, or really, it’s just their molecules, but it’s somehow that turns him into a giant human fly hybrid.

  • @andre_601
    @andre_601 11 месяцев назад +11

    I love the fireman one, because that guy is doing what a fireman should do: Help people in need, ignoring whatever other people have against it...

    • @MrBlack0950
      @MrBlack0950 2 месяца назад

      a child was in need, its their job, neigh their passion and purpose in life, to do whatever it takes to rectify that to the maximum extent of their ability. Thats why people become emergency responders, to save lives no matter what threatens them.
      The story is a wonderful example of why firefighters, among other emergency responders, deserve respect. It might be their job but its something that changes lives.

  • @acheronbutler
    @acheronbutler 8 месяцев назад +7

    If you do the bench thing, just put the pieces up "for sale" for free as scrap metal for blacksmiths on any of those yard sale like websites.

  • @motionless_horizon
    @motionless_horizon 11 месяцев назад +22

    I love Lexi so much, she’s one of my favorites

  • @TomTheDankMemer
    @TomTheDankMemer 9 месяцев назад +10

    19:12 "Hey could you be Popeye the Sailor Man real quick?"

  • @HashiraMitsuki
    @HashiraMitsuki 9 месяцев назад +7

    7:58
    JESUS.
    THE BATTERY IS HANGING ON

  • @HappilyHomicidalHooligan
    @HappilyHomicidalHooligan 11 месяцев назад +16

    1:18:06 I don't know if that happened either (this isn't the first time I've heard this story) but if it did actually happen, can you imaging how embarrassed Law Enforcement would be when they read the second letter from Vinnie (ALL Prisoner's Mail is read by Prison Officials before it gets put in the mail) and realized Vinnie put one over on them...
    😄😁😆😅😂🤣

  • @theinternetlawyer7126
    @theinternetlawyer7126 11 месяцев назад +10

    ”I don’t medical”
    - person of intellect 2023 colorized
    (30:47)

  • @finlayreid2829
    @finlayreid2829 5 месяцев назад +2

    I love Lexi’s really high pitched talking when they find something funny and I love it and I love Lexi ❤

  • @theselsystem
    @theselsystem 9 месяцев назад +6

    LEXI LISTENS TO GHOST?? THIS INFORMATION MAKES ME SO HAPPY I LOVE HER MORE NOW

  • @Nugire
    @Nugire 4 месяца назад +2

    "Boulders to disrupt fishing":
    - It's supposed to stop the type of fishing where they drag nets across the ocean floor (i believe because it massively impacts everything living on the ocean floor)
    "Chalk markings on tires"
    - It was preformed by private security of an Hoa. You mark the lowest point of the tire. If you come back and the mark is in a different position, the car had been moved.
    If it hasn't been moved the HOA will fine/tow.
    (could also be used for stake-out)

  • @GayGothPirate
    @GayGothPirate 11 месяцев назад +344

    The more Lexi denies being the friendly cat-girl hacker the more I am convinced that she is, in fact, the friendly cat-girl hacker.

    • @lightfurya2087
      @lightfurya2087 11 месяцев назад +20

      It was her. There’s no way it wasn’t her

    • @PaGDu333
      @PaGDu333 9 месяцев назад +6

      Judging by her back-stories, of course she is.

    • @Rob_Lucci_
      @Rob_Lucci_ 8 месяцев назад +3

      I often forget that Lexi is trans

    • @SimpleGamer3333
      @SimpleGamer3333 7 месяцев назад

      Wdym she??

    • @Rob_Lucci_
      @Rob_Lucci_ 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@SimpleGamer3333 Lexi is trans

  • @TheFIreBird24
    @TheFIreBird24 11 месяцев назад +5

    33:26
    The boulder would prevent types of fishing gear from being dragged across the bed of wherever they're placed, as the gear would be damaged. This serves the purpose of protecting the more delicate marine life further down in the depths. I just did a quick google search though, so there may be more to it.

  • @Viper56365
    @Viper56365 11 месяцев назад +8

    Can you just imagine
    “ how was your day?”
    “It was kind of crap a shark, bit my leg I fight it, but in the end I stitched it up, went to the pub with some of my friends”
    Sorry for the English

  • @arkonitez8094
    @arkonitez8094 11 месяцев назад +8

    "The closest I've ever gotten to something crazy happening was on a Spirit Airlines flight..."
    TBH: could've just stopped there, lol. 'Nuf said.

  • @MynameisnotGraey
    @MynameisnotGraey 6 месяцев назад +2

    "Compassion... Bundled with appropriate response." Amen Lexi.

  • @Trivial_Whim
    @Trivial_Whim 7 месяцев назад +5

    The chalking tires is a thing to, theoretically, make sure people aren't leaving derelict cars parked along the side of the road in a residential area.
    But in this case, it sounds like it was intended as discrimination or a means to fulfil a case quota by impounding cars they knew wouldn't be moved often enough.

  • @kopfloserbeginn3879
    @kopfloserbeginn3879 11 месяцев назад +7

    The legendary witch being a LEGEND, the cool woman we strive to be

  • @lucaseichler3140
    @lucaseichler3140 11 месяцев назад +12

    Fun fact: the bread that's used to make panko bread crumbs literally has no crust.

  • @Moehre040
    @Moehre040 10 месяцев назад +4

    the story about using a computer (~31:00) in school reminded me of my school in germany. I had really bad handwriting because of motor issues (im now 25 and if i write cursive it looks like a 2nd grader wrote that shit). In my elementary school (grade 1-4) we were FORCED to write in cursive, or get 0 points on our answers to tests. And when I got into 'High School' (called Gymnasium in germany, grades 5-12) i asked about using a laptop to take notes and was denied.
    Funnily enough it never occurred to me that the teachers were no longer enforcing cursive, so i kept writing my terrible cursive and losing points on basically every test because of it, even though i could have written in normal letters, which for me is way easier to write.
    Then in grade 10 i got one of my teachers i had for a couple of years at that point asking me if i'd like to use a laptop to take notes and even my tests and that made me chuckle. She absolutely exploded on me for daring to laugh in her face when she made a suggestion trying to help me so i wasn't allowed to use a laptop in her class either (though i probably wouldnt have bothered to carry around a laptop for just 1 subject anyways).

  • @cinnamoone3553
    @cinnamoone3553 11 месяцев назад +10

    28:56 as a fellow type 1 diabetic of ten years (more than half my life, damn...), i can't imagine not having access to my insulin as needed. what this person did is SO COOL and just ahdjwjxkDShakxb wow

  • @EastStampy
    @EastStampy 5 месяцев назад +2

    The amount of people that
    1. Worked at macdonalds for 2.5 years
    2. Placed 11 nuggets in every 10 piece
    Is WILD

  • @tinawitte420
    @tinawitte420 8 месяцев назад +11

    My admin password is neither "admin" not "password". Nobody will ever guess "password1"

    • @Trexisback2007
      @Trexisback2007 5 месяцев назад +1

      You fool i now have ur password

    • @tinawitte420
      @tinawitte420 5 месяцев назад

      @@Trexisback2007 What makes your post really hilarious is that minutes after you sent it, I got an email by

  • @Xx_krazykat_xX
    @Xx_krazykat_xX 6 месяцев назад +2

    1:48 “yoyoyo bro, this is a dangerous crosswalk..“
    “yaaah lets fix it hahah“

  • @BKIRA79
    @BKIRA79 11 месяцев назад +5

    8:25 the story of the raid is: “An ex-Australian soldier in full tactical gear allegedly burst into an animal shelter with an assault rifle and tied up a worker in a failed bid to get his kitty back, according to a report Wednesday.”

    • @thatonewitch
      @thatonewitch 7 месяцев назад +2

      And apparently, the shelter told the guy he can pick up the cat the next day, so he could've waited until the next day to pickup his cat. I don't really know why he resorted to raiding the place if they were going to return his cat to him the next day

  • @thelunchlady8276
    @thelunchlady8276 11 месяцев назад +5

    45:35 I love doing that. I put garbage, leaves and grass clippings in the envelopes they send. It's a beautiful thing.

  • @greatestraver
    @greatestraver 11 месяцев назад +6

    Ok, for that dropping boulders to disrupt fishing, i can explain that if no one hasnt yet (havent read the hundred comments). Dropping large objects into the water can cause a number of different disruptions such as scattering feeding schools of fish, temporarily disrupting usual water currents and also interfering with if not destroying traps and nets

  • @Isabella-or-Bella
    @Isabella-or-Bella Месяц назад +2

    30:43 as a kid with type one diabetes I have had a lot of problems with school once I had an English teacher who complained to both my mom and the school nurse that I left her class to much because of my diabetes and the school nurses explained why I need to leave and she how diabetes worked. Best part is that she was also complaining about how I didn’t complete all my work because I left so often but then she said that I had enough time in class to do all 7 daily assignments I am not joking she literally would have 7 assignments per day in a 1 hour and 30 minute class. And to the people who read this all the way through thanks for listening or reading my entire rant have a great day.

  • @buzzish2804
    @buzzish2804 11 месяцев назад +6

    25:19 my history teacher taught me about this. All hail the spaghetti monster 🫡

  • @coldsnap4467
    @coldsnap4467 5 месяцев назад +2

    I can totally relate to the school insulin story. My school required me to keep my RESCUE inhaler in the nurses office. All it took was one asthma attack and me calling 911. My mom forced the school to pay the hospital bill, and they got into a lot of trouble for locking an emergency medical device behind a door.

  • @babowasalwayshere
    @babowasalwayshere 11 месяцев назад +6

    55:00 Personally I love 영노 thank you
    also Lexi's pronunciation was pretty good just in case you were self-conscious.

  • @fireburst2078
    @fireburst2078 3 месяца назад +2

    “One young participant even open carrying swords” when was Damian Wayne in Dallas.

  • @DouglasParkinson
    @DouglasParkinson 10 месяцев назад +5

    The airplane tape one is actually pretty common, apparently. I watch another channel and news stories with similar conclusions crop up a handful of times a year, usually the perpetrator is trying to open the door inflight and normally exclaiming "Jesus told me to do it".
    That channel describe flights as "little dictatorships in the sky" since the flight crew will do anything in their power to ensure the safety of all passengers, and this is the easiest form of restraint until the flight can land and authorities can take over.

  • @CyTruezdale
    @CyTruezdale 9 месяцев назад +5

    i myself have type 2 diabetes shit sucks cant eat sweets but i have not been taking any insulin yet and i dont want to cuz it seems like torture props to that fireman.

  • @Raisty2002
    @Raisty2002 11 месяцев назад +4

    So the guy arrested for 6 successful surgeries... Pay for his degree, cheaper than jail, and you get a legal doctor.

  • @homemade_calamity8477
    @homemade_calamity8477 11 месяцев назад +6

    So fun fact about the tip thing, you 100% can do it. My grandmother (who works for a major tax company) does it all the time. I hope more people start to do this to stop tip splitting too

  • @katherineketchum5621
    @katherineketchum5621 11 месяцев назад +4

    So, the industrial fishing question. The way that works is they have these giant nets that get dragged along the sea floor. So when they drop the bolder, the net will hopefully get stuck or damaged where they try to trawl. Which is actually kind of brilliant

  • @nixxdude
    @nixxdude 3 месяца назад +2

    i love lexi she is booming with positivity ❤

  • @jesussaucedo8133
    @jesussaucedo8133 11 месяцев назад +6

    The internet is now much, much closer to becoming a basic human right, and I'm here for it.

  • @JadeAislin
    @JadeAislin 11 месяцев назад +5

    I remember having to have another kid escort me to the nurse because I started feeling low in class, thus doing exercise which would make my sugar drop more, just to check my blood sugar.

  • @BoinguMcGoingu
    @BoinguMcGoingu 10 месяцев назад +4

    1:36 “I swear to god if you don’t fix these potholes I’ll splatter your brains all over them”

  • @tymongajewski2816
    @tymongajewski2816 11 месяцев назад +5

    5:00 and most importantly; a tf2 weapon was named after him in his honour.

  • @Utfam_202
    @Utfam_202 7 месяцев назад +3

    35:59 i know this dont sound too true but on my moms side of the family, if you go back far enough, you can find pretty boy floyd. i genuinely didnt know this until like, a month ago or so

  • @sirpiddlefartiii
    @sirpiddlefartiii 11 месяцев назад +5

    I also have texture issues and I can't eat most things without them being pureed first, but broccoli is my favorite food. 😂

  • @dunefox8
    @dunefox8 11 месяцев назад +7

    The gay furry site got me. I needed to see this. Thanks, John A. Emkay

  • @therubberduck7570
    @therubberduck7570 6 месяцев назад +2

    13:16 During the time the article was posted and the event happened, Lebanon was going through a financial crisis that still lasts to this day. As a hail-mary, Lebanon locked all people in the country from accessing their bank accounts from banks or ATMs. Since Sally could not take out money, she raided the bank and urged to steal from herself.

  • @Sunbitten2010
    @Sunbitten2010 8 месяцев назад +3

    Agreed, give the guy with no medical malpractice the PhD.

  • @TylerGoatMan
    @TylerGoatMan 4 месяца назад +1

    12:54 That is the single nerdiest sentence I’ve ever read and I love that someone wrote it.

  • @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487
    @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 Год назад +3

    9:47
    I'm gonna have to drink some vinegar to get over how increadibly _BASED_ that is.

  • @Jo-er6tw
    @Jo-er6tw 5 месяцев назад +1

    33:22 my guess is that it hinders fishing using big nets that drag across the ocean floor.
    I know that’s a thing in commercial fishing, in Sweden we call it “trålare” if I’m not mistaken. In english it’s “Fishing trawler”.
    You basically have a huge net that you drag across the ocean floor to catch fish, this can ruin the vegetation and life on the ocean floor and when the nets break off they’re usually just left to float around. The floating nets are called “ghost nets” and many sea creatures often get tangled up in them and die.
    The boulders would intercept the nets as they need a flat-ish ocean floor to drag em across.
    Boulders ruin that flat surface, would ruin the nets (therefor discouraging said fishing) and gives little hidy-holes to many different crabs and fishes and so on :D

  • @carking0138
    @carking0138 11 месяцев назад +7

    Today, I decided to wear a shirt that says, "The beatings will continue until morale improves." and I watch the part at 41:09, where Damien says the same thing.
    Edit: the time is 41:09, not 40:50.

  • @Unlimited_Galaxy
    @Unlimited_Galaxy 6 месяцев назад +2

    Lexi: This wasn’t me!
    Me: *SUREE BUDDY*

  • @nikko2447
    @nikko2447 11 месяцев назад +3

    33:00 this works against drag net fishing which harms the ocean floor. Putting boulders down there snag and rip the nets

  • @SB-cz9vo
    @SB-cz9vo 11 месяцев назад +2

    33:30 To clarify how the rocks work and why they are placed in the first place, deep fishing is a form of fishing where the net is dragged across the seafloor.
    The addition of heavy objects with jagged edges ensures that any net that encounters one will be torn to shreds. As the risk-profit calculation is completely skewed to the risk side, fishing vessels will avoid these locations.
    Greanpeace does this to create pockets where fish colonies can survive as fishing is no longer possible in these areas, thus counteracting overfishing. Greed today by destroying the future of one's own profession is something I cannot wrap my head around.

  • @Gameclipsandedits
    @Gameclipsandedits 11 месяцев назад +17

    Almost a whole lexi 1 hour. 😊

  • @CarBorKig
    @CarBorKig 4 месяца назад +2

    28:45 this was literally at my school. I AM SO GLAD TO BE ON BREAK RIGHT NOW MAN 🙏😭

  • @icenovice
    @icenovice 9 месяцев назад +3

    Guys, we need to raid the people responsible for dictionaries and get “Lexi” removed from dyslexia. Then, it would be easier to read!

  • @grayqueen814
    @grayqueen814 3 месяца назад +1

    Here's a little secret:
    The fee for paid bathrooms are not going to upkeep.
    Paid bathrooms are literally the filthiest and most unsanitary places I've ever been to.

  • @aaronalkor
    @aaronalkor 11 месяцев назад +5

    9:50 I don't like anime, but I like medieval weapons. Are you going to call _me_ a weeb?

  • @pikacope
    @pikacope 11 месяцев назад +2

    54:26 the two guys that got into a fist fight are best buds after that 😭

  • @EricTheKei
    @EricTheKei 11 месяцев назад +7

    37:00 Chalking tires is used to see if a car has been parked in an area for "too long." E.g. The street might have a "Parking for 2 hours only" restriction, so the guard/meter maid would mark the cars and then return in 2 hours. If any cars still have a chalk mark at that time, they get a ticket. Kudos to the guy who posted that one for being so kind as to clean up their tires ^_^

    • @protoborg
      @protoborg 11 месяцев назад +1

      That is NOT kind. There is a reason for those parking restrictions, stupid! Generally, those restricted parking areas are high traffic and need high turn over of vehicles. By allowing people to park there for too long (it is NOT a bad thing as you imply by using quotation marks), the "good Samaritan" is leading directly to the INCREASE of traffic and congestion.

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling 11 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@protoborgThe people _live_ there. If the area management doesn't provide enough local parking spaces, that's their problem. People still need their cars in walking range.

  • @LoneTuber.
    @LoneTuber. 8 месяцев назад +2

    33:25 im pretty sure the boulders could first of damage the equipment and as someone who fishes sometimes it could also scare the fish away

  • @HappilyHomicidalHooligan
    @HappilyHomicidalHooligan 11 месяцев назад +4

    58:39 And the unfortunate part about this that they're not going to tell you is everyone he helped is now going to be hounded by the Agency to return the money they shouldn't (according to the Agency) have received...

  • @Fallownear229
    @Fallownear229 11 месяцев назад +2

    33:10 rock go splash, fish go AAAH 🐟💨💨💨💨🪨 Fish leave, net empty

  • @iamsongforsomeone994
    @iamsongforsomeone994 11 месяцев назад +3

    I love what 10:22 says so much.
    It’s the aspect of Christianity so many people who claim to be Christian’s blatantly ignore.
    Sincerely, someone going to Bible college.

  • @fluffy040captain
    @fluffy040captain 10 месяцев назад +1

    33:21 it scares away the fish. Also they most likely do it in areas that are used for fishing the most because the fish will stop going where boulders are dropping to.