11:32 why did this remind me of this conversation so much??? Quackity: What's the first worst thing to happen to orphans? Technoblade: Quackity, they weren't always orphans...
well i thoght his name was : Jugemu-jugemu Gokōnosurikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kūnerutokoroni-sumutokoro Yaburakōjino-burakōji Paipopaipo-paiponoshūringan Shūringanno-gūrindai Gūrindaino-ponpokopīno-ponpokonāno Chōkyūmeino-chōsuke just like King Bradleys real name. Its non-canon tho but well.
4:11 As a coder, I can say this is very, very true. Heck, you need like 5-10 lines of code just to make a button make a frame visible or invisible! PS: You need from about 10-15 lines to make it animated (wastes time but it looks smooth)
2:35 This still works, 2 years later. YT seems pretty okay with its existence. That said, YT is also giving ungodly numbers of ads, and anyone NOT just using an adblock to manage them is better off just not using it at all, tbh.
To answer the question "what was scar's name before he got the scar?" , When the movies was being written, scar's original name was "Taka". That's Swahili for "Garbage".
7:40 I only ever get the jokes in the heel. My dad gets them on the toe. Maybe it's the sock we buy. (His tube socks vs my non-tube socks) Maybe it's the way we walk?
Boomers: Respect your parents they passed school without google. Me who is not allowed to use my phone in school. Are you really the one in charge here?
“Gen Z, how do you feel about it?” _End me. Every waking moment is suffering. We make stupid memes because anything to stave off the unending pain of life might as well be priceless. Our jokes are bad because a lot of us are just in psychiatric wards._ PLEASE NOTE: tHis commEnt is, for alL intents and Purposes, a joke. as this joke reflects poor hUmor, I would recommend you ignore it. pleaSe enjoy the rest of your day.
6:06 On a school field trip a while ago, the bus stopped off at services (we needed a break cos the drive was a few hours, it was an overnight trip) and this one guy bought £47 worth of KFC and shared it round the bus. Absolute legend
I have noticed that sometimes the editing for zooming into the memes is really weird. Zooming in on the wrong words (not being able to see the full image in the process), the image being super minimized, etc...
Wait I know this one, Scar's actual name depends on which version you want to follow but it was either Taka or Askari I prefer to call him Askari cuz Taka just translates to Trash or Shit, and Askari just means Soldier or Fighter
12:23 This is Sparky the bison. Sparky was born at the National Bison Range in Montana and moved to Neal Smith when he was 2 years old. He spent 12 years roaming the Iowa prairie. He unfortunately died March 30, 2018. Sparky received international attention after surviving a lightning strike in July 2013. Although he was badly scarred for the rest of his life, he remained part of the social structure of the herd and became a symbol for the strength and endurance of his species. Wild bison typically have a lifespan of 15 years, so at 14, Sparky had a full life despite the lightning strike. Sparky fathered three calves prior to the strike. He will be missed by his many fans.
12:12 his name was trash, not even kidding, their parents didn’t want him and saw him as trash. They even treated him like trash, the only one who didn’t treat him like trash was mufasa, he got the scar fighting a pack of hyenas and that was his name from that moment forward.
Article: Did you know that you use 17 muscles when cry
Me: fitness is my passion
If I’d gain a muscle every time I cried I world be a bodybuilder
@@OmgTheyKilledKenny_ I’d be Superman
@@duckcap6470 baby’s will be gods
You used 200 calories by banging your head to the wall
Hope you get to feeling better soon, joke or not.
“Gen Z, how do you feel about this?”
Gen Z: *Y E E T U S T H E F E E T U S*
You must have a *lust* for these gen z jokes
I personally feel pretty "juan" about this.
I came across this as he was saying it, holy fuck
@@Kingtron5464 I love the pun.
It's lust sans oh God oh f-
how to do a gender reveal
pop a balloon with colored confetti inside: Yes
burn down half of a huge state: No
Hold on..
Is it California? Absolutely. Instead, heres a nuke.
Is it not California? No.
Me : Applying for American presidency so I can get the code for my childs gender reveal party.
EXACTLY HOW HARD IS IT
🧠🧠🤯
so i was doing it wrong?
Robin: when is among us going to die out
Amoung us: *laughs sinisterly*
NO NOT AMOUNG US
Dead body reported
@Insert Channel Name Here Hol up, Among Us came out in 2018.... are you a time traveler? I knew they were here.
Hopefully not for a while
@@spectral8631 it had been out for ages streamers made it popular
When you're just watching a random Emkay video for the first time in ages and it has a fanart by one of your best friends at the end
Tell your best friend its amazing!
Yoo
It is meant to be
Yoooo that's cool as fuck
Damn nice
"I have no gag reflex"
i can make myself gag when i want. get on my level
@James Abbott I also wanna hear the rest :D
@James Abbott I am here to remind you to let us hear the rest
Jesus, do you scare me-
Same
Listen, I mean this with respect, but change your pfp. We don't want people to mix you up with TheCarriedNick.
So, I dated a girl, and her dad did the whole talk thing with the gun. Im also a girl. He even joked and told me not to get her pregnant.
R/woosh
Wait...that means your lesbian right?
@@amgadthedino bisexual
@Gold 360 my profile picture is Corey Taylor, what about it?
@@stonemaggot4133 oh ok
Fun fact:
Scar's real name is Taka, which means dirt, trash or want.
Seems fitting, very fitting, e x t r e m e l y fitting
Kiyotaka? Lmao sorry
Another fun fact, Mufasa means King, so their father literally named his Cubs King and Trash
No wonder he was so pissed off
Imagine being named trash
TAKE OUT TRASH KING
11:32 why did this remind me of this conversation so much???
Quackity: What's the first worst thing to happen to orphans?
Technoblade: Quackity, they weren't always orphans...
Oh my God
techno was brutal
😂😂
Robin: when is among us gonna end
Among us new map kill animations and hats: let me introduce myself
Right Hand Man was the imposter
And now on switch
*gentleman stand down*
and also on xbox
@@tiffanywilliams6040 it’s already in 3D and vr
* Guy donate to girl *
2013: what a good guy
2020: _simp_
@Justin Y.'s Impersonator **Inales**
**exhales**
@Justin Y.'s Impersonator bruh
@Justin Y.'s Impersonator Well, don't leave us in the dark.
..dude
its nao tomori from charlotte
EmKay has *THE* most contagious laugh ever.
And it’s amazing.
so EmKay is both retired (Damien), Trans Woman (Lexi), Zack (Cursed Boi), Robin (Birb)
@@Shade45- EmKay is just some eldritch being sitting in a basement that imitates multiple voices of the souls trapped inside (Satire I *think)*
@@bookswithbek2702 Isn't that what Siren Head does? Kills people and uses their voices as bait for further victims
@@Daveaintreal no, no. Not at at all.
@@Jerry-cg9ni Yeah, that's exactly what Siren Head does.
"I hope she never stops sleeping"
-EmKay to a cat
as a battle cats player that hurts my heart
@Jolteon3720 [FE2] why u salty
@Jolteon3720 [FE2] i do. I just Said i have one. Edit: O shit i deletet it my fault
So like my goldfish?
emkay: I HOPE THIS CAT WILL DIE IN A COMA
2:27 THAT’S WHY I NEVER TOLD ANYONE THIS FOR 3 YEARS
Now all of China knows you're here.
@@francisdehernandez9877 pfp stealer lol
Oh I thought y'all were the same person lmao
theres no i icon for me
@@Nespire The remove this ad button got removed I only told my mum I missed it and FFS it was such a good exploit
Fun fact: If you click the "x" where the reload button is fast enough, it will cancel the reload. That's pretty useful.
scars real name translates to trash. no joke: disney litteraly named a char trash.
I mean he is trash
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You should add the actual name in your comment, It's Taka.
(Mintong) Mintong Li I know someone but he isn't really real, strict to the rules, and a Japanese student in a prestigious school.
lol
Mom: Why are you laughing?
Me: Nothing.
My mind: C e r e a l k i l l e r
The killer that kills cereal
*Exuse me sir please stop stabbing the cearel.*
Mr. Kellogg why did you do that?! You can’t kill people!
Oh, we are all cereal killer..............
It's time to walk the plank, captain crunch
I don't know if anyone else did this, but to answer Robin's question at 12:09 Scar's name is "Taka", which actually means "Trash" in Swahili.
Oof
Scars name before he named himself scar: Taka, which means 'Garbage' In.. Swahili? if i remember correctly
Yep!
well i thoght his name was : Jugemu-jugemu Gokōnosurikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kūnerutokoroni-sumutokoro Yaburakōjino-burakōji Paipopaipo-paiponoshūringan Shūringanno-gūrindai Gūrindaino-ponpokopīno-ponpokonāno Chōkyūmeino-chōsuke just like King Bradleys real name. Its non-canon tho but well.
@@Lakosius ha ha very funny i made a big laugh
@@Lakosius Really wanna link "How to write a rap song" by Heakim here....
@spacebooms found him.
Science: The egg chooses the sperm.
Me: So, it chooses who to torture for decades on end?
Yep
@@jellyarizomaramger1433 yep
Yep
YEP
yesk
1:35 Since my parents are Gen X, I can confirm this is true.
It hurt me physically when Jack didn't sing the "I don't wanna die"
that wasn't jack
My dude the narrator in this vid is Robin
@@eston3418 well then technically jack never said "I don't wanna die"
D-Did no one try the "i" icon thing to try and breeze past the ads? CAUSE I DID AND IT *W H E E Z E* IT WORKED
AAAAAH IT WORKS
[laughs in adblocker]
It doesn’t work anymore
*laugh in double adblockers >:3*
i’ve been doing it for a while now and when i figured out i could do that i was actually really excited
I like how this man just directly adresses entire generations
The one person who dyed a seagull: My goals are beyond your understanding.
It’s not good but some people on easter will paint seagulls here in Baltimore edit:because there is like 10 every sq
Yes... They are beyond your understanding
“Gen Z, how do you feel about it?”
What I thought.
*“I didn’t win by any means because I’m alive now.”*
4:11 As a coder, I can say this is very, very true. Heck, you need like 5-10 lines of code just to make a button make a frame visible or invisible!
PS: You need from about 10-15 lines to make it animated (wastes time but it looks smooth)
HISHE Batman is the best Batman
*I have spoken*
N-NANI?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!
Facts, because he's Batman
Perry:"is not wearing his hat"
DR. d: i have never met this platapus in my entire life
I now need a comedy sketch where tennis players yell out random words that are nowhere near curse words.
Me: the internet is a great place for knowledg-
Flat Earthers,anti maskers,anti vaxxers and COVIDIOTS: no
Whats a covidiot
a covidiot
Covidiot
Its been about a year soooo...a pandemic wants me...wait is that bad
you just made me discover the word "covidiot", and I'm glad you did
Scar's real name is Taka which literally translates to "trash".
Meanwhile, Mufasa translates to "king".
Kinda see why Scar killed his brother now.
6:48
OH MY GOD I WANNA GIVE HIM A HUG THAT BROKE MY HEART-
emkay: when will among us die
among us: *laughs in new map and nintendo switch*
And Xbox marketplace
@@Huntre_N No
@@embreadiment yes
@@Huntre_N yes
You guys should make the ultimate Emkay video with everyone in it
It would be an awesome last video
y e s
Probably a sub milestone
@@tricky3472 yeah that would be better than my idea
@@no-be3zv hol up
“Gen Z how do you feel about this?”
Me a Gen Z,”Flip off please I don’t need to be called out anymore to answer more questions please!”
Study: Women pretend to be soft and weak around their crush
Tsundere's: Am I a joke to you?
"I want my death quick and fast"
Your feeling everything for 7 mins after initial death
The what now?
Oh for the love of fu-
7 minutes of heaven, following an eternity of hell
*Death rate drops to 0%*
Fun Fact: Apparently, Scar's name before he got the scar was Taka, which means "garbage" in Swahili. He and Mufasa had awful parents.
Day 3 Asking Robin to say:
"I'm Robin and you're watching the Gotham Channel."
Or Emkay Channel, but Robin drawing the Emkay logo.
Dude ur profile picture... 🥵
@JustOrdinaryLucas i’m 14
@@_Z_D You have an epic pfp
@@_Z_D *did he stutter?*
@@_Z_D BONK
8:52
who is Belle Delphine?
in math: my problem
in history: my enemy
in art: my mess
in science: my carbon dioxide
in geography: my chernobyl
in english : my curse word
In music, my one off note.
Fun is not something one considers when browsing videos on RUclips, but this, does put a smile on my face.
0:40 I think ya'll put the wrong image here.
Yeah I nearly had a stroke trying to figure what the hell was happening
@@thebeatunleashed9509 yeah I already got a phone
"If you're a millennial you didn't win because you're alive now"
Damn Emkay, gonna need some ice for that burning
"WHO DYED A SEAGULL?!"
Philippines' baby chick casinos in the street: *Oh no, anyway*
"We like dark mode because it creates the little naughty Santa hub colors when we upvote"
Light mode naughty Santa hub: tough times
Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: "Where's Popcorn?"
I swear you are everywhere.
@@jdwmyt your name fits your joke
That's not so @@jdwmyt
Of course you are here too, yea nice, im totally not tired of your Good joke, nice nice
Actually we come from our father
Kids who are fatherless: *confused Kung Fu Panda*
I like how they show the wrong posts and it so you hear him talking about something that has nothing to do with what's on screen
Using an apple to hide the Apple
*I am smort*
Ver ver smort
Q: What kind of jokes do you make in the shower?
A: Clean Jokes!
@cringe - :0 you’re back
The only immortal things on earth:
Queen Elizabeth
Among us
the only difference is among us can enter the dying process and queen Elizabeth II literally cant.
What about the stonks meme
Indeedem
You forgot the true hero:
Final Fantasy VI
2:35 This still works, 2 years later.
YT seems pretty okay with its existence.
That said, YT is also giving ungodly numbers of ads, and anyone NOT just using an adblock to manage them is better off just not using it at all, tbh.
Yep
1:29 The way you said "Bonk" had me dying, ty
Me who can relate to some of this stuff: "the connection has grown strong, but where will it lead?"
As much as i love EmKay and Robin’s reactions to reddit....i still freaking miss the old EmKay
Robin: Hi I’m Robin
The Fans: Robin Our Hearts
"maybe not for millennials, because you are now alone.."
Sometimes i feel like a millennial..
*alive
Robin at 14:40 : That rule sucks, it doesn't count anyway
You are correct. More words break that rule than follow it.
4:09, as gen z, I feel lucky to be the like 3 percent of people who laugh at a horse staring to the distance named “JUAN”. What a time to be alive
To answer the question "what was scar's name before he got the scar?" , When the movies was being written, scar's original name was "Taka". That's Swahili for "Garbage".
7:40
I only ever get the jokes in the heel. My dad gets them on the toe.
Maybe it's the sock we buy. (His tube socks vs my non-tube socks)
Maybe it's the way we walk?
"God when is among us going to die you, please please please!"
every sane person: YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
@Mr. Green Every sane person: You were not the chosen one!
@@Miko_Hanamori Agreed 💯%!
Among us is trash
r/Memes is a pretty mediocre sub, it’s impressive how Emkay can extract the good things about it and make it funnier
Weird
@@fibonojomano5369 idk in which thing you are calling "weird" if it is Nerco then you are right, if not idk
Ok
5:45 but if those parents are the ones that raised you, you probably will never be smart enough to find the truth
Boomers: Respect your parents they passed school without google.
Me who is not allowed to use my phone in school.
Are you really the one in charge here?
Let's be honest my mom passed school and she's illeterate.
“You’d need like a level 3 PaPed Ray-Gun to take down an American Bison.”
Yo a reference I get!
me on waw be like
First Among Us and Fall Guys
Now its Friday Night Funkin'
WHATS NEXT?
Genshin Impact? Maybe... weebs are coming out of their holes now 😂
My brain keeps confusing Robin for the dead Zach and Damien
Omfg, I was just wondering what happened to them. Are they actually dead?!
@@glaberitygloob No they just left
@@glaberitygloob Damien has his own channel, and Zach went to ezpz.
Zach also has his own channel
“Gen Z, how do you feel about it?”
_End me. Every waking moment is suffering. We make stupid memes because anything to stave off the unending pain of life might as well be priceless. Our jokes are bad because a lot of us are just in psychiatric wards._
PLEASE NOTE: tHis commEnt is, for alL intents and Purposes, a joke. as this joke reflects poor hUmor, I would recommend you ignore it. pleaSe enjoy the rest of your day.
This comment may be a joke but DAMN.
Very true, even if it’s a joke. A generation that half of us are depressed
Tell us aNother one. Go AHead!
Mood lmao
For all of you wondering, no, an excavator should not be able to unscrew itself no matter how many times rotate it
Robin: Whens the among us memes gonna end?
Me: *N E. V. E. R*
0:58
“Wait, it’s all Scarlet Johansson has had the infinity stones the whole time?”
“Always has been...”
12:16 *DUDE I'LL FOOKIN TAKE IT*
_God, how deep have I fallen?_
Dude at 41 seconds, the video has a stroke that belongs on r/ihadastroke
We've become such a meme species that even our AI is starting to meme with us
6:06
On a school field trip a while ago, the bus stopped off at services (we needed a break cos the drive was a few hours, it was an overnight trip) and this one guy bought £47 worth of KFC and shared it round the bus. Absolute legend
I have noticed that sometimes the editing for zooming into the memes is really weird. Zooming in on the wrong words (not being able to see the full image in the process), the image being super minimized, etc...
Wait I know this one, Scar's actual name depends on which version you want to follow but it was either Taka or Askari
I prefer to call him Askari cuz Taka just translates to Trash or Shit, and Askari just means Soldier or Fighter
12:32 I’m glad robin acknowledged the CODZ Franchise
Didn’t know I wanted it or needed it LMAO
Love your work!
Not me watching an emkay video and switching to this emkay video when I got the notification because it’s new
I would assume that the sock thing has to do with whether you put pressure on the front or back of your feet. Can’t confirm though.
2:15 *YES!* More people need to know this secret! Unfortunately, it doesn’t work on all ads. Lookin’ at you, USAA.
13:34 Oh my god! I remember when kung fu hustle used to be my favorite movie. Thx EmKay fo bringing back memories.
"Oh my god, I hope she never stops sleeping."
Me: "Aww."
The realisation: "Hey buddy."
3:53
“bruh you ugly get outta here”
“ok” *swims away*
Boomer: cringe back in my day
Gen X: pretty funny dad joke
Millennial: relatable depression
Gen Z: Juan
7:05 “ah. I see you are a man of culture” (ITS HECKIN’ FIRE EMBLEM HEROES MAN!😆)
12:23 This is Sparky the bison. Sparky was born at the National Bison Range in Montana and moved to Neal Smith when he was 2 years old. He spent 12 years roaming the Iowa prairie. He unfortunately died March 30, 2018.
Sparky received international attention after surviving a lightning strike in July 2013. Although he was badly scarred for the rest of his life, he remained part of the social structure of the herd and became a symbol for the strength and endurance of his species. Wild bison typically have a lifespan of 15 years, so at 14, Sparky had a full life despite the lightning strike.
Sparky fathered three calves prior to the strike. He will be missed by his many fans.
Me after watching 2 hour of videos then study for 15 minutes: you have entered the productive zone
big brain level up yooo
as someone who plays among us, i’m sure it has died down a bit but here to stay. i apologize
When robin said who dyes a seagull. I immediately said florida men. Because who else would.
I live in Florida and I can confirm there are in fact rainbow seagulls here
13:32 girl that likes me: * stands in melee range *
Me: * melee attack *
*easy kill*
*quiet kill*
*sneak increased to 100*
I remember the last time I had to look something up on wikipedia...and it asked me to donate, and I couldn't...it broke my heart-
14:00
Tennis Player: *misses shot*
Line Judge:
Tennis Player: Biscuits and cookies!
Line Judge:
I got scared when he said "never stop sleeping" to the little cat
Me: literally uses the best weapon in the game on a damn golem
Game: that will be *2 DAMAGE*
Get a quick attack weapon
It will defeat the golem quicker
@@waluigi9080 [0 Damage] Well Sh*t
@@geckoanims I didn't mean the weak a** starting weapon
@@waluigi9080 Oh sorry.
[0 Damage] It still won't work
@@geckoanims let me show you [1 damage] you were using the low level ones
4:12
The code when I add a few numbers: [Alligator]
12:12 his name was trash, not even kidding, their parents didn’t want him and saw him as trash. They even treated him like trash, the only one who didn’t treat him like trash was mufasa, he got the scar fighting a pack of hyenas and that was his name from that moment forward.
The people who disliked are mad they weren’t here first
I mean, It’s almost impossible to be first on an emkay video.
The keyword is 'almost'
i disliked cause of among us meme spam
Yup
I disliked because of the poor editing at parts where the images didn't match at all. 0:38
8:29 haha linus drop jokes go brrrrrrrrrr
Caveman: FIRE
Me: I have water
Caveman: ooowaaaaahhhhh
Me: *splashes water*
Caveman:OOORRRREEEEEEEWWWWWAAAAAAA
Umm
What