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  • Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2024

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  • @ilikescratchingthings7601
    @ilikescratchingthings7601 3 года назад +9868

    I like scratching things

    • @_krxs3910
      @_krxs3910 3 года назад +506

      I like biting things

    • @LittleIcarus
      @LittleIcarus 3 года назад +267

      ok

    • @Krynixion
      @Krynixion 3 года назад +425

      You're giving me salad fingers vibes, and I don't know if I like it or not

    • @sleepingturtle32
      @sleepingturtle32 3 года назад +160

      Are you a cat?

    • @kyzonightz
      @kyzonightz 3 года назад +100

      You sure do.

  • @ariaz1112
    @ariaz1112 3 года назад +1210

    Fun fact about giving someone the finger:
    During the medieval times when an archer was captured and held prisoner, they'd cut off the archer's middle finger because that's what you draw back a bowstring with. So if an archer were to escape with their middle finger they'd stick it the air as a way to say "hey idiot, you forgot something"!
    And so, flipping people off was born

    • @iamhub2736
      @iamhub2736 3 года назад +18

      Wow

    • @mikentikes11
      @mikentikes11 3 года назад +61

      Well it was the English bowmen to be exact but yes I think it's so cool

    • @rueofthebeyond9294
      @rueofthebeyond9294 3 года назад +46

      For some reason, I learnt this in music class....

    • @mikentikes11
      @mikentikes11 3 года назад +9

      @@rueofthebeyond9294 lol

    • @spirit317
      @spirit317 3 года назад +5

      Beautiful

  • @luxaskie492
    @luxaskie492 3 года назад +447

    " I am the Dark Lord! "
    In that moment, his inner Jackspeticeye emerged.

    • @v3x_slay280
      @v3x_slay280 3 года назад +8

      I WAS JUST GONNA POINT THAT OUT

    • @robertbanachowski1546
      @robertbanachowski1546 3 года назад +10

      TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA

    • @Elfilinfan
      @Elfilinfan 3 года назад +5

      FIND MII!?

    • @anthonyfeliciano5533
      @anthonyfeliciano5533 3 года назад +7

      This reply section is hereby now claimed by the Jacksepticeye Subscribers, in a few years maybe

    • @SwizzleDrizzl
      @SwizzleDrizzl 3 года назад +7

      Yes yes, we Jack fans claim this thread

  • @gunsandroses896
    @gunsandroses896 3 года назад +383

    Fun fact: the middle finger was the finger one used to pull back a bowstring. So when archers got captured, they'd cut off their middle finger. If an archer was not captured, he or she would stick up their middle finger to be like "I got both of them still b*tch."

    • @UR_Bum007
      @UR_Bum007 3 года назад +10

      Ah yes, a man of culture

    • @yourlocalfbiagent8370
      @yourlocalfbiagent8370 3 года назад +3

      The FBI wants to know your location.

    • @TheRealHemlok
      @TheRealHemlok 3 года назад +5

      @@yourlocalfbiagent8370 okay I’m at Area 51 stuck as a prisoner

    • @peepeepoopoodoodoohead
      @peepeepoopoodoodoohead 3 года назад

      stolen from Louis Wilson. comment a little bit further down.

    • @gunsandroses896
      @gunsandroses896 3 года назад +7

      @@peepeepoopoodoodoohead We made it around the same time and I didn't see it if he was earlier. If I did steal it, I didn't realise.

  • @intalcu5610
    @intalcu5610 3 года назад +253

    17:01
    Robin’s mom: “Are you bleeding?”
    Robin: “Yes-“
    Robin’s mom: “Then you’re fine!”

  • @xxxthedestroyerxxx505
    @xxxthedestroyerxxx505 3 года назад +1026

    “Are you bleeding?”
    “Internally”
    “Then you’re fine”

    • @MegaBeeYT
      @MegaBeeYT 3 года назад +35

      You're bleeding internally... That's where the blood is supposed to be-... Right?!

    • @accont1016
      @accont1016 3 года назад +10

      Ummmmmmmmmmmm............I guess????

    • @MrBored-zm9ww
      @MrBored-zm9ww 3 года назад +8

      @@MegaBeeYT yeah, its the joke i think? Im not sure as well.

    • @asianwithcurlyhair7777
      @asianwithcurlyhair7777 3 года назад +1

      Ello

    • @spamton.g.spamton.1164
      @spamton.g.spamton.1164 3 года назад +2

      No I stopped bleeding 2 years ago when I got a stroke then the doctors figured out that I was having something I forgot its name but it's not Corona thankfully and also if I ever bleed I know that I forgot my pill bad thing I might die because I am known in the school for losing a lot of blood lot od blood

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 года назад +485

    I love the fact during the Area 51 raid someone had a DPRK flag. So proud, makes me cry

    • @AnilKumar-rm6mv
      @AnilKumar-rm6mv 3 года назад +6

      Welcom to surtrase bilyat

    • @switzerland7518
      @switzerland7518 3 года назад +23

      Me a former guard at Area 51: so umm yes there are alie....
      (Get kidnapped by the CIA)

    • @mustafasattar8452
      @mustafasattar8452 3 года назад +3

      oh hi kin

    • @fran7338
      @fran7338 3 года назад +4

      Everywhere I go, I see his face
      *Kim Jon -Um

    • @no-be3zv
      @no-be3zv 3 года назад +13

      mhm but can we talk about fascism tho?

  • @TenshoWasHere
    @TenshoWasHere 3 года назад +107

    9:42 for those wondering: the middle finger is offensive because back in the day archer got there middle fingers removed if they're tortured, thus causing other archers to fling the middle finger to their enemies as a sign of taunt

    • @gluon69
      @gluon69 Год назад

      Thank you for giving me such knowledge. I shall pay you back one day.

    • @miso_suop
      @miso_suop Год назад

      Our questions have been answered. Thank you.

  • @newandimproved7748
    @newandimproved7748 3 года назад +179

    When he says, "in the way of Women." I instantly got reminded of Shaggy-

  • @justaglitch7264
    @justaglitch7264 3 года назад +370

    Emkay: "ive never played among us."
    Also emkay: "Ive never gotten into a game of among us to where people are so nice that they teach you the game."
    Me: 'CONFUSED SCREEMING'

    • @Cat-sf1mi
      @Cat-sf1mi 3 года назад +7

      Are you sure Robin said that? It might’ve been Damien, or Slazo (I think that’s his name but don’t quote me on that because I haven’t watched any of his narrated videos)

    • @andrewnehus1566
      @andrewnehus1566 3 года назад +5

      @@Cat-sf1mi It's Jack, that's his name

    • @justaglitch7264
      @justaglitch7264 3 года назад +2

      @@Cat-sf1mi i just did this as a joke, seeing how near the beginning he said he barely knows how to play

    • @pearlhouzuki2507
      @pearlhouzuki2507 3 года назад +1

      @@Cat-sf1mi i don’t think emkay and slazo did any narrations when among us blew up.

    • @tylerhorihan786
      @tylerhorihan786 3 года назад +2

      @@Cat-sf1mi 13:30 yes it's in this video. But also he doesn't say that he's talking about among us. He could easily be talking about just online games in general.

  • @carsonbakke-humble7537
    @carsonbakke-humble7537 3 года назад +82

    9:42 to actually explain. In the 100 year war when archers were captured they would have their middle finger cut off so they could no longer fire arrows. It then became an insult for archers of the apposing side to give the middle finger to the enemy.

    • @donaldtrumpscat2443
      @donaldtrumpscat2443 3 года назад +4

      You could be in the same room as Einstein and still increase the IQ up there

  • @lordduckulous5240
    @lordduckulous5240 3 года назад +24

    I can actually answer that middle finger one:
    In the 100 years war when English longbowmen got captured by the french, they’d cut off their middle finger as this was used to draw a bowstring, so, to taunt the french, Longbowmen held up their middle fingers, and the gesture just kinda stuck around

  • @goose_shroom3506
    @goose_shroom3506 3 года назад +737

    I actually know why the middle finger is offensive and this lives on my mind rent free.
    During the battle of Hastings ( France vs England) When archers were stolen as prisoners the chopped off their middle fingers so they couldn’t arch any more and a lot of the guards who guarded the cells used to point their middle finger at them to mock how they are useless.
    So yeah have a good day from your local history nerd

    • @saladpotato5912
      @saladpotato5912 3 года назад +31

      Random facts, I like em

    • @urte.k9003
      @urte.k9003 3 года назад +20

      Thats very intresting!

    • @mr.poohmakes2041
      @mr.poohmakes2041 3 года назад +17

      Well... someone has to say it, NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD

    • @saladpotato5912
      @saladpotato5912 3 года назад +8

      @@mr.poohmakes2041 no one had to say it, you're just rude

    • @mr.poohmakes2041
      @mr.poohmakes2041 3 года назад +12

      @@saladpotato5912 I’m not saying I’m not a nerd, I’m also a nerd, im commenting on a RUclips video about memes.

  • @mipierainbows_dead
    @mipierainbows_dead 3 года назад +73

    I THOUGHT HE SAID YOU CAN GET MARRIED IN A BAGUETTE COFFIN AND "HAVE FUN" I WAS SO CONFUSED AKFNSLKD

    • @justasilverguy
      @justasilverguy 3 года назад +2

      Keep a breathalyzer on you please and check it regularly

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo 3 года назад +2612

    "Not everyone has the money to buy a PC," says a person very likely on his new Iphone he bought in the store at full price.

    • @patrickcat
      @patrickcat 3 года назад +47

      Can i buy slaves still

    • @DraG0Ne
      @DraG0Ne 3 года назад +86

      These type of people also think that a 5000$ macbook is average

    • @Xenthetic
      @Xenthetic 3 года назад +17

      @@patrickcat I just did

    • @MiloKuroshiro
      @MiloKuroshiro 3 года назад +21

      You pulled this supposition from your ass.

    • @micxed786
      @micxed786 3 года назад +14

      @@DraG0Ne there are MacBooks that cost 5,000? Jesus,

  • @Hamsamuel83
    @Hamsamuel83 3 года назад +62

    The middle finger became something offensive when archers had there middle fingers cut off because the enemies said well you see no archery if no middle finger so archers would three sixty no scope guys then show their middle finger as though they were saying you dont have my middle finger in your finger fridge

  • @artsyhoodies
    @artsyhoodies 3 года назад +110

    When I saw the depressed/anxious one, I thought "So, I am in both past and future at the same time." It's either I'm in both, or I am a fucking metronome of time.

  • @John_Doe_Game
    @John_Doe_Game 3 года назад +214

    That "are you bleeding? No? Then your fine." Hits too close to home.

    • @somerguy3527
      @somerguy3527 3 года назад +2

      You have a very cursed profile picture

    • @pain2958
      @pain2958 3 года назад +1

      same my dude

    • @abnormal_asian
      @abnormal_asian 3 года назад +2

      @@somerguy3527 no. It’s pure beauty

    • @moth_ishere1513
      @moth_ishere1513 3 года назад

      there’s 69 likes and i wanna ruin it >:)

    • @John_Doe_Game
      @John_Doe_Game 3 года назад +1

      @@moth_ishere1513 >:0

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 года назад +425

    I'm all for an EmKay gameplay of Among Us
    that is such a legendary idea

  • @Honeybee-uq5lq
    @Honeybee-uq5lq 3 года назад +9

    fun fact: Archers in the medieval times used their middle finger to use their bows. So they would what is now called Flipping someone off After battle to the enemys

  • @earlbloodhound8565
    @earlbloodhound8565 3 года назад +91

    Anime characters when they broke 5 ribs, destroyed organs, broken arms and legs be like: It’s only a scratch

  • @holypotato8679
    @holypotato8679 3 года назад +85

    Technically we’ve already walked one thousand miles so easy.

    • @ExotiicButter
      @ExotiicButter 3 года назад +1

      Take your like you holy potato.

  • @georgestanley9430
    @georgestanley9430 3 года назад +49

    "If your depressed, you live in the past. If your anxios, your living in the future"
    Me realizing I live in everything but the present: well no my guy

  • @Biblically-Accurate-Jet
    @Biblically-Accurate-Jet 3 года назад +11

    2:00
    I’ve learned more History from CountryHumans than in Actual History Class so heh, that was pretty accurate

  • @tjking7457
    @tjking7457 3 года назад +1069

    Pokémon evolutions be like:
    Stage 1: “awwww”
    Stage 2: “Ooh, that’s pretty cool looking”
    Stage 3: “WHAT IN THE EVER LIVING HELL!?!?!”
    MEGA Evolution: “... What’s the 4th arm for?”

    • @unitedstatesofamerica156
      @unitedstatesofamerica156 3 года назад +55

      ITS FOR THE ULTRA FAP

    • @noveled_1
      @noveled_1 3 года назад +17

      @@unitedstatesofamerica156 goddamn dude ur riots are so stupid i legit live in the middle of them mom help me im scared

    • @noveled_1
      @noveled_1 3 года назад +8

      @@unitedstatesofamerica156 also its a joke kust sayin b4 this reply section gets crazy*

    • @unitedstatesofamerica156
      @unitedstatesofamerica156 3 года назад +16

      @@noveled_1 buddy I'm about to go into ww3 I think a few riots are ok

    • @noveled_1
      @noveled_1 3 года назад +9

      godam it mother dearest pack the bags we goin to england with a british accent

  • @eliwhoonlypartiallycares1426
    @eliwhoonlypartiallycares1426 3 года назад +34

    As a young bassist, it gave me a minor heart attack when he *acknowledged the freaking bass* and I’m so goddamn happy.

  • @UberOwl
    @UberOwl 3 года назад +140

    “Its kinda like the vanilla flavor of reddit, you got a little bit of everything on here”
    That’s literally the opposite of what “vanilla flavor” means

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 года назад +7

      I'm sure the right answer was meant, but the words got twisted. It's vanilla reddit because you are not drowned in sensations, it's just a sweet little treat, before you start experimenting, dipping your toes into more interesting and distinct flavors.

    • @robertbanachowski1546
      @robertbanachowski1546 3 года назад +1

      @@insaincaldo y e s

  • @kazumasato8374
    @kazumasato8374 3 года назад +4

    EmKay whispering perfection gave me
    1.A chill up my spine
    2.Frostbite
    3.Paralysis

  • @jimbothy812
    @jimbothy812 3 года назад +59

    The way Robin says “jurney” is so good

  • @Dr.Arguson
    @Dr.Arguson 3 года назад +78

    In 10 years CopperCab’s hair went from his head to his chin.

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 года назад

      Guess he should change to Copperbib.

    • @lamb6276
      @lamb6276 3 года назад

      Gravity

  • @misunderstoodduck8231
    @misunderstoodduck8231 3 года назад +25

    "are you bleeding"
    "No but my leg is bro-"
    "Then you're fine"

  • @SlightRecoiI
    @SlightRecoiI 3 года назад +5

    9:50, it originated with english longbowmen in the 100 years war, the french would cut off captured longbowmen's middle finger so that they would not be able to shoot arrows, so when the british retreated they showed their middle finger to show the french they could keep fighting.

  • @Taakothegamer
    @Taakothegamer 3 года назад +42

    “Are you bleeding”
    “Yes”
    “Then you’re fine”

  • @yDVClipsx
    @yDVClipsx 3 года назад +66

    “It doesn’t take long for among to ruin relationships, or fall guys for that matter”
    The lesson is stay away from jelly bean guys if you want to keep your relationship safe

  • @ToawstTheToast
    @ToawstTheToast 3 года назад +100

    2:56 Among Us and Fall Guys prove it, but Minecraft has been proving it for a decade.

  • @Noah-nk5og
    @Noah-nk5og 3 года назад +1

    The "random bullshit go" was the funniest

  • @astoopidperson8556
    @astoopidperson8556 3 года назад +54

    Me"hee ho hey this isn't ok!"

  • @Iijjccbb
    @Iijjccbb 3 года назад +63

    “That thing doesn’t look very structurally sound HOLY SHIT IS THAT A HELIPAD?!”

  • @goofypastry3387
    @goofypastry3387 3 года назад +50

    Robin: Welcome back to Emkay
    Me: Glad to be here

  • @diepphamtieu8081
    @diepphamtieu8081 3 года назад +3

    9:42 so there was an old war and basically on side would always use ranged bows so they had an advantage over the other side. You use the middle finger to draw a bow. When the bow men were captured, their finger would get cut off. So when the bow men wins a battle, they would show their middle finger to the other side.

  • @aperson3799
    @aperson3799 3 года назад +79

    People: New game Among us
    Me who has even playing Among Us for 2 years: *Triggered*

  • @charax-1
    @charax-1 3 года назад +337

    The earth: *exists*
    Climate change and black hole: *also exists*
    Rule 34 artists: this seems like a win win!

    • @no-be3zv
      @no-be3zv 3 года назад +4

      I have a feeling I've seen you before...

    • @randomd2146
      @randomd2146 3 года назад +6

      @@no-be3zv and you as well

    • @no-be3zv
      @no-be3zv 3 года назад +1

      @@randomd2146 ahahaha

    • @Sleeping0shark
      @Sleeping0shark 3 года назад +3

      i am going to hell i kill 150 minecaft dog

    • @no-be3zv
      @no-be3zv 3 года назад +4

      @@Sleeping0shark oh 150 mc dogs is a little tame compared to-

  • @alenthedraconequus1956
    @alenthedraconequus1956 3 года назад +39

    Fun fact the middle finger was cut off a archer in englend while agenst the frinch as a punishment and as a way to piss off englend the frinch army would put there middle finger up to say "hay i still have all my fingers to shoot you back"

    • @yabai8068
      @yabai8068 3 года назад +2

      I learned that in a rise of civilization ad

    • @LeFisheboi
      @LeFisheboi 3 года назад +1

      @@yabai8068 same

    • @yabai8068
      @yabai8068 3 года назад +1

      @@LeFisheboi nice doggo

    • @Shiloh_has_a_bird
      @Shiloh_has_a_bird 3 года назад +6

      The spelling in this comment caused me physical pain-

    • @LeFisheboi
      @LeFisheboi 3 года назад +1

      @@Shiloh_has_a_bird yes

  • @orangutan3397
    @orangutan3397 3 года назад +3

    9:42 in the old wars the archers would most commonly draw their bows with there middle finger so the enemy’s would capture them and cut it of and when they won the archers would put up there middle finger to show they have it.

  • @endarus6053
    @endarus6053 3 года назад +87

    Someone: how tough are ya
    me: when i get voted out, i say who another imposter is
    Someone: yea? so what
    Me: *i lie about who it is*

    • @omahabrowneyes
      @omahabrowneyes 3 года назад +1

      So you might be one of the people who cleared the other imposter by saying they didn't vote for you and getting a win

    • @angelogaray8019
      @angelogaray8019 3 года назад +1

      I have seen countless people do that when I play the game, and it never works for them

  • @gastelumpmonzon
    @gastelumpmonzon 3 года назад +49

    I like to "tell' people who the other impostor is but actually i just lie to screw over some innocent crewmate. if i die someones going with me

    • @awesome1lunger441
      @awesome1lunger441 3 года назад +1

      A lot of people do that. Up until they get kicked for screwing over another "Imp"

    • @DarkLordDVN
      @DarkLordDVN 3 года назад

      Bruh my impostor buddy did that once. Nicest thing in Among Us.

  • @ThunderJimmy
    @ThunderJimmy 3 года назад +45

    *_I'll stuff you all in the crust_*
    How to die in less than 30 seconds from laughter

  • @medicfan7764
    @medicfan7764 2 года назад +2

    13:29 I remember when I started playing DST a few months ago I joined a server, and had like 5 deaths in 10 minutes caused by different things, and each time I died people told me how to avoid dying from that, like telling good food recipes and where to get the most useful resources, and no one got mad! I guess there are good people in online games after all

  • @leonard5426
    @leonard5426 3 года назад +24

    I actually know the Middle Finger one: Appearently, in the countless wars between England and France during the Middle Ages, Longbow Archers were like the Creme de la Creme of Soldiers, because they could kill a Lot of people at minimal risk.
    Now, to operate a Longbow, you need a Middle Finger (an Index doesn't hurt as well), so whenever one Army captured some enemy soldiers, they amputated their Middle Fingers, to end their bow-stringing career.
    Every once in a while, some captured soldiers escaped before this procedure could take place, and so to mock their captors, the escapees started waving their middle fingers at the enemy, in a "Look at what ye imbecils couldn't take from me! I shall kill a lot of thine soldiers with these fine limbs!"
    Ever since, the presentation of ones middle Fingers (or Middle Finger and Index in Great Britain) was interpreted as a symbol of frivolous mockery and dishonouring of ones adversaries.

    • @jimpojojo
      @jimpojojo 3 года назад +1

      Same i learned it in a garbage ad

    • @leonard5426
      @leonard5426 3 года назад

      @@jimpojojo I Always thought that I got that one from a "useless facts"-calender, but now that you mention it... We might have seen the same ad...

  • @bvttew_miilk8793
    @bvttew_miilk8793 3 года назад +22

    2:52
    MINECRAFT WHICH PROVED THAT NEARLY A DECADE AGO

  • @Lumine_Kai
    @Lumine_Kai 3 года назад +74

    *clears throat*. The 'middle finger salute' is derived from the defiant gestures of English archers whose fingers had been severed by the French at the Battle of Agincourt. Your welcome

    • @solaridraconi6225
      @solaridraconi6225 3 года назад +11

      Not... Quite right? It's, as far as I know, very close though. It's from the archers who managed to avoid getting their fingers chopped off (getting freed/escaping) because the chopping off of index and middle finger makes shooting a bow impossible (can't draw the bow anymore) so it was a 'fuck you, we still gonna kill you fuckers'. I think that finger chopping thing was actually pretty common with captured archers. As time went on, the index finger stopped being part of that gesture... Not quite sure why, maybe someone realised that you just need to chop off the middle finger to stop archers and switched to doing that?

    • @Dablooner
      @Dablooner 3 года назад +3

      @@solaridraconi6225 uses foot

    • @SREDISKRAD
      @SREDISKRAD 3 года назад +2

      @@solaridraconi6225 the index finger alongside the middle finger in the UK is still very commonly a swearing gesture alongside just the middle finger. It's why most american TV shows that air worldwide sometimes make considerations for this because they don't want to be off handedly telling their British audiences to f*ck off. You might think it's a symbol of peace in the US, but that is with the palm facing the person in the UK (able to see the folded over fingers) otherwise it's a very offensive gesture XD

    • @sharp2899
      @sharp2899 3 года назад +1

      Saw the ad. Did some research. Here you go. www.reuters.com/article/uk-factcheck-middle-finger-agincourt-idUSKBN22Q2NL

    • @qub1998
      @qub1998 3 года назад

      all that info and yet
      *you're

  • @angie_blu2397
    @angie_blu2397 2 года назад +8

    I love Emkay's channel because it's always entertaining, and it's a big highlight for my day. I also love it because it gives me time to click on the video at the end! :)

  • @salamanderstudios1674
    @salamanderstudios1674 3 года назад +28

    Me: sees thumbnail
    Me with my enchanted sword: *uno reverse*

    • @colorron8
      @colorron8 3 года назад +2

      NononononONO

    • @TVsMyBeloved
      @TVsMyBeloved 3 года назад +1

      The thumbnail makes even more sense due to a certain dream smp event.

  • @nathanwise1608
    @nathanwise1608 3 года назад +14

    9:43
    It actually comes from English bowmen. When they were captured by the French, they would have their middle fingers cut off so that they could not draw the bow. So, they began displaying their middle fingers as a taunt to the French.
    That's the version I heard, anyway.

  • @efishient2287
    @efishient2287 3 года назад +33

    everyone: enjoying the video
    me: who is the guys hand in the profile picture?

  • @Dnb_RailFan8698
    @Dnb_RailFan8698 2 года назад +1

    I like how robin said "He Ho Hey, That's Not Fricken Okay" and then "germa, oh germa, your gonna die, you might want to get out of there" made me laugh at 6:11 to 6:19

  • @locowaldo1542
    @locowaldo1542 3 года назад +8

    9:49 it's actually pretty interesting, bowmen used to get their middle fingers cut off if they were captured so they couldn't draw the string and fire, and so when the bowmen saw enemies coming, they showed their middle finger as a taunt

  • @Aurablocky
    @Aurablocky 3 года назад +11

    8:14 that dudes hair managed to travel from his head to his beard in 9 years

  • @trigger3886
    @trigger3886 3 года назад +24

    "It doesn't matter if the graphics are good."
    NaughtyDog who spent god knows how much money and 6 years on graphics for last of us:🙂😑🙃

    • @jacryan2626
      @jacryan2626 3 года назад

      Theyre the ones that made cash banooca. And they were polygons!

    • @trigger3886
      @trigger3886 3 года назад

      @@jacryan2626 I'm using it because it was very detailed and gets over looked that's all

  • @joeywomer
    @joeywomer Год назад

    This is my new favorite channel. These guys are flippin' hilarious.

  • @Eli-wl8es
    @Eli-wl8es 3 года назад +29

    Emkay: uploads
    My depression, school stress and other "fun" stuff: ight, imma head out

    • @chalkwarrior5542
      @chalkwarrior5542 3 года назад +1

      is your profile picture LoveNikki? you know, the anime dress-up game?

    • @Eli-wl8es
      @Eli-wl8es 3 года назад +1

      @@chalkwarrior5542 i didn't know that was from Love Nikki until like month ago or so, and i've been too lazy to change it

    • @chalkwarrior5542
      @chalkwarrior5542 3 года назад +1

      @@Eli-wl8es ah

  • @savysmarty8621
    @savysmarty8621 3 года назад +13

    It’s robin
    And today we’re robin absolutely nothing

  • @JustaFloatingEye
    @JustaFloatingEye 3 года назад +19

    Everyone: Among Us good game
    Me who has played ever since 2019 or so: amateurs...

    • @justasilverguy
      @justasilverguy 3 года назад +2

      I played since June of last year so I’m with you too

    • @LlywelynGX
      @LlywelynGX 3 года назад

      Sup eye of Cthulhu

  • @darkpit37
    @darkpit37 3 года назад +2

    9:43 that actually originated from British longbowmen, because the French would cut off their middle fingers whenever they captured them so they wouldn't be able to use a bow anymore. Eventually, the longbowmen who still had their middle fingers started flipping them at French soldiers as basically a way of saying "screw you"

  • @cooin8363
    @cooin8363 3 года назад +17

    For the middle finger one
    Longbowmen shoot with their middle finger so whenever they were captured their middle finger would be cut off and because of that whenever they are running away they will stick up the middle finger to make fun of them cuz they didn't get it cut it off

    • @DGneoseeker1
      @DGneoseeker1 3 года назад

      I thought they stuck up two fingers because of that? Which would explain the OTHER insulting gesture but not this one.
      What I just read on the internet is the middle finger and two curled fingers on either side represent a dick and balls.

  • @sippingtealads
    @sippingtealads 3 года назад +22

    " Emkay: " I really hope thats just concept art and not real "
    Also Emkay: " *I S T H A T A H E L I P A D* "

  • @s_4643
    @s_4643 3 года назад +25

    Last on the frog fight..
    Frog: *dies*
    Now on emkay fight
    So you have chosen death
    Me: *gets buried in baguette coffin*

  • @AlbinoFox-gc3yq
    @AlbinoFox-gc3yq 3 года назад +1

    M-Kay: Among us and fall guys kills friendships
    Uno: IM RIGHT HERE

  • @brayyan2384
    @brayyan2384 3 года назад +11

    7:18 “I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more”

  • @CHRF-55457
    @CHRF-55457 3 года назад +10

    Me: Hits my friend in Minecraft
    Him: Execute Order 66
    His Dogs: Yes milord!

  • @Sean-dy6jq
    @Sean-dy6jq 3 года назад +10

    I think that one about the teacher was my teacher bc my bio teacher was at home and that exact same thing happened, where her daughter ran into a wall with a big thud and then she continued to talk about something about proteins.

  • @andistansbury4366
    @andistansbury4366 20 дней назад +1

    5:12 Birds naturally shed feathers

  • @PRDGL_WindyBW
    @PRDGL_WindyBW 3 года назад +5

    9:41 Our history teacher told us this once.
    So in some war (I can't remember which one) a lot of the soldiers shot their middle fingers off, so other soldiers would put up their middle fingers to tease them.
    *Yes, he told us this 4 years ago, and yes, I almost failed that exam.*

  • @plushstudios4325
    @plushstudios4325 3 года назад +4

    Fun Fact: the middle finger came from archers who would use there middle finger to fire. The enemy, when captured one, would cut there middle finger off for this reason. In retaliation the archers started sticking there middle fingers up when retreating from the enemy.

  • @chaostheultimayt
    @chaostheultimayt 3 года назад +21

    Imposter: exists
    Me: I want the original.
    Among us: exists
    Me: I said the REAL original
    Space mafia: exists
    Me: perfection

  • @Lumeotheceooftheotterkind
    @Lumeotheceooftheotterkind 3 года назад +1

    Whenever I hear Robin's name on Emkay, I always add "a bank" . One day I actually did this in a bank and right after the guy that just entered said "you too?" So I ran away .

  • @jennytheman181
    @jennytheman181 3 года назад +6

    Grute: says good morning
    The kidz: shut up
    Grute: I will stuff you all in a crust!

  • @emilygratz9203
    @emilygratz9203 3 года назад +8

    2:41 lol, that fits so well.

  • @Gio2.7GioTown
    @Gio2.7GioTown 3 года назад +6

    9:41 People say that the middle finger is rude because of wars, in which the bowmen would use that finger the most. When they were captured, that same finger would get cut off, and those who managed to keep their fingers stuck it up as an act of offense, almost to taunt it. I now resign back to the void. Contact me for further questions.

  • @joshuagollatz1261
    @joshuagollatz1261 3 года назад +2

    Just giving my friend a hi five in Minecraft his dogs : I would run if I were you

  • @lxghtrxses
    @lxghtrxses 3 года назад +11

    "Fidget spinner was famous 3 years ago."
    I'm eleven why did this make me feel old

  • @oliviaksiag6163
    @oliviaksiag6163 3 года назад +9

    The band meme really hits hard, because everyone loves the lead singer and drummer of my favorite band, but the guy who does bass and guitar gets a lot of crap for no reason and while it's funny I have no idea why.

  • @joellugo3458
    @joellugo3458 3 года назад +10

    "The vanilla flavor of Reddit" hmm, do you know where vanilla comes from? If you don't, then please don't look it up

  • @anamariecortez2223
    @anamariecortez2223 3 года назад +1

    "a video of us playing it"
    I agree with you

  • @mtfepsilon11ninetailedfoxl93
    @mtfepsilon11ninetailedfoxl93 3 года назад +7

    14:26 Drifter: "Well, that's why I'm still breathing, brother. Gambit is a chance at salvation. Take it."
    Shadow of Yor: "You were always so afraid Shin would get you. Sorry old Friend."
    Anyone who gets the reference deserves a donut.

    • @crdj1795
      @crdj1795 2 года назад

      This isn't in Warframe. Who's Yor btw?
      DON'T. SAY. YOR MOM.

    • @mtfepsilon11ninetailedfoxl93
      @mtfepsilon11ninetailedfoxl93 2 года назад

      @@crdj1795 Yor is the name of a group of guardians that have the title dredgen. They are hunted by Shin Malphur who infiltrated this group.

    • @crdj1795
      @crdj1795 2 года назад

      @@mtfepsilon11ninetailedfoxl93 OK, thx

    • @horrormaster8578
      @horrormaster8578 2 года назад

      @@crdj1795 Yor Cr Dj

  • @thecoolaxolotlnova8523
    @thecoolaxolotlnova8523 3 года назад +39

    Theres a legitimate reason why the middle finger is offensive having to do with torturing prisoners of war but im not gonna tell you so you have to look it up.

    • @wyliecoyote2549
      @wyliecoyote2549 3 года назад +10

      If im correct, in oldern days longbow men used their middle fingers to draw the bows. So when they were captured, their middle fingers were cut off. The long bow men used the middle finger to signify that they were strong i think

    • @judahvestnes6055
      @judahvestnes6055 3 года назад +2

      That’s right

    • @tyronejohnson1923
      @tyronejohnson1923 3 года назад +1

      @@wyliecoyote2549 yes

    • @wyliecoyote2549
      @wyliecoyote2549 3 года назад +1

      @@tyronejohnson1923 👍

    • @phlogistinatorpb
      @phlogistinatorpb 3 года назад +1

      Yeah I learned that from an ad

  • @romanronca3450
    @romanronca3450 3 года назад +4

    My question is who invented the last name of your family-
    “ I don’t need sleep I need answers”

  • @imranbutt1929
    @imranbutt1929 3 года назад +1

    The birthday amongus on was just beautiful

  • @hunterasbury6529
    @hunterasbury6529 3 года назад +4

    The middle finger being offensive started in the fourteenth century when English longbowmen used their middle finger to draw their arrows. The French were sick of fighting them, so when they caught one, they would cut off his middle finger and, so the middle finger being stuck upwards at you became a sign of disrespect

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 3 года назад +12

    Day 78 of asking for these subreddits:
    Robin:
    -r/ihadastroke
    -r/sbubby
    -r/trippinthroughtime
    Jack:
    -r/ComedyCemetery
    -r/garfieldminusgarfield
    -r/Wellthatsucks
    -r/BreadStapledToTrees
    -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
    Lexi:
    -r/notlikeothergirls
    And finally:
    -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
    Thanks! :D

  • @SilverZealot
    @SilverZealot 3 года назад +7

    8:13 His hair dropped from his head to his chin

  • @patricksuperkitty4960
    @patricksuperkitty4960 2 года назад

    3:04 “with friends” being the key words, what friends

  • @megalopixelpix3909
    @megalopixelpix3909 3 года назад +14

    r/Memes should do a crossover with r/me_irl because my life is a meme

  • @treybabywilliams1429
    @treybabywilliams1429 3 года назад +4

    15:00
    Robin “that’s the rest of your life one way or another
    Me who just turned 19 “damn”

  • @i_like_rainbows2080
    @i_like_rainbows2080 3 года назад +8

    Your mom: are you bleeding?
    You: ye-
    Your mom: then you’re find☺️
    You: 😀

  • @monroerobbins7551
    @monroerobbins7551 3 года назад +1

    13:30 that actually has happened to me: I was having trouble with the safe cracking one, but the imposter actually asked me what I was doing, and told me how. They didn’t even kill me, they were just like “dude, you’re new, that’s like shooting a fish in a barrel.” Then I made a joke about a “bitch in a barrel” and I had fun. Things escalated from there.

  • @alfredwinsan1044
    @alfredwinsan1044 3 года назад +13

    Me watching during online class: I don't know what he's saying, or what his reaction is, but all i know is that I cannot laugh

    • @emicharr
      @emicharr 3 года назад

      There’s a feature on iPad to split screen so I use or for online classes

    • @alfredwinsan1044
      @alfredwinsan1044 3 года назад

      @@emicharr I use a laptop

    • @emicharr
      @emicharr 3 года назад

      @@alfredwinsan1044 k

  • @historicalrex
    @historicalrex 3 года назад +37

    "are you bleeding"
    "ye-"
    then you're fine'

  • @jotarokujo9315
    @jotarokujo9315 3 года назад +4

    12:18 can confirm dio is indeed short as hell in that page

  • @omahabrowneyes
    @omahabrowneyes 3 года назад +1

    6:07
    Hee hoo hey, that's not flipping ok