More accurate beginning: Summer: I wish I wasn't warm! Winter: I wish I wasn't cold! Spring: I wish it wasn't raining! Autumn: *I wish I felt emotion.*
i'm one of those people who's just happy for no reason, which is especially impressive considering that i've dealt with cancer and a broken leg at the same time (triumphed both btw) edit: broken toe also in the mix, also love the positivity in the replies :)
In the same order, mine are more like. -Are you god damn insane, wear some clothing up there. Are you trying to kill me? -Do you really still need heat on? -If I open the window, traffic will wake me. If I don't I'll turn over my pillow/ duvet all night. -It's dark long enough that I can fall asleep before the sun rises.
I'm the type of person that gets anxious and/or angry if you don't respond within half an hour. As it so happens I live in a family of people who almost never do.
8:00 too relatable, i need to study for exams and get all 5's from them when the school year start sacrificing my old lazy life and literaly making my sanity go to hell, if i will make it, in middle school (millitary pilot school) i will be literaly destroyed, i will get ptsd, depression and be more of an introvert while trying to survive in hellhole, and become a millitary pilot, but a person i stand next to everyday needs literaly nothing to be happy with his life
9:14 I really appreciate knowing that Albany supports the whole LGBTQI+ community, which of course stands for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, and Irish.
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
"Man spends 90 minutes a day online" *laughs in 12 hours a day* edit: can you guys stop replying i wanna stop seeing the same goddamn comments over and over.
1:30 I knit an Arizona green tea sweater last year, still one of my finest creations. The little blossoms on the tree are crocheted separately and attached, so cute!
Ok hear me out: If students have to pay more than they can afford for college, and teachers are being underpaid, even at colleges, WHERE IS ALL THE MONEY GOING?
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 209 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
2:20 the book is called "1984" by george orwell, we made a joke with my friends and all of us read it. I dont like reading, at all. This book is spooky.
Others: Summer: I wish It was cold Winter: I wish it was warm Spring: I wish I was happy Me: Summer: I wish I was dead Winter: I wish I was dead Spring: I wish I was dead Autumn: Why can't I just be happy?
6:32 r/woooosh time,but this might save someone's pc - If such thing happens ALWAYS,aka your pc starts to work faster when task manager is on,congratulations,you have a 80% chance to have few crypto miners that steal your ram and cpu. This is a sort of really good stealth defence,when you open a task manager,miner virus instantly closes itself and gives back your resources. Take a GOOOOOD note on theese words
summer: i wish it were colder winter: i wish it were warm spring: i wish i was happy me: laughs, *realizes it spring* Edit: I came back to this about a year later and its spring again...
13:02 if anyone's looking for an anime to watch, this is called Shirokuma Café (Polar Bear Café). It's a super wholesome anime and it is on Crunchyroll. It deserves a lot more fans than it has.
*The price going up to the hundreds when your going grocery shopping, a normal person* “aw man” my family going shopping and it going over 200 “this is normal”
16:28 I literally didn't have to study after a certain point because all the answers to questions were provided by the time we had to provide the answer for a given question. And I was just exceptional at recalling all the subjects we had gone over in class. To the point that I once got a perfect score on a test, the unit for which I was absent for and got all the information given to me the day prior in the form of going over it as a refresher for the test. Meanwhile: everyone else was studying and building good study habits or goofing off and their grades reflected that. Leading me to be unmotivated and unchallenged. And ultimately, entirely apathetic to life. Unfortunately, I can't go back to fix that now. All I can do, is try to pick myself up, and find that which will motivate me to do better than I currently am. Hopefully I can do so soon. As my mental health is abysmal, and I'm tired of it. Hopefully finding something will help.
Summer: I wish it was colder! Winter: I wish it was warmer! Spring: I wish my allergies stopped! Fall: P E R F E C T I O - No, wait, I still wish it was warmer.
PE Teachers often have 3 choices when deciding what to make kids do during class 1. a fun creative activity where everyone including unfit kids want to partake in 2. some kind of sport (either just give them a ball and just have them play it with no instruction or act like their professional players and yell at them when they do bad) 3. do laps and or pushups and sit-ups guess which ones they pick
6:15 bruh i spend like 4 hours a day playing games, at least 5 just on discord, and 7 on school, and am mormon so that comparison didn’t work out too well
Summer: ,"I wish it was colder."
Winter: ,"I wish it was warmer."
Spring: ,"I hate allergies."
Autumn: It's too hot/cold
Autumn: I'm just sad.
I agree for summer but not spring or winter
winter: is perfect
Spring: b u g s
More accurate autumn: hehehe funni leafs go brrrrr
Spring: I wish I didn't have allergies
Summer: I wish I didn't have allergies
Fall: Nice
Winter: ... I wish I didn't have allergies
"you may be old, but are you this old?"
me, someone who isn't even finished with middle school yet: yes.
Same I am 13 and I did this in elementary
My brother hasn't even finished elementary school yet and we both did that
As a 19 yo, I agree
R/Relatable
I'm 12 lol I did this maybe 5 yrs ago
Summer: "I wish it was colder."
Winter: "I wish it was warmer."
Spring: "I wish I was happy."
Fall: "Perfection."
fall: punkin spice
@@unagrimm1156 oh god no
I live on tropical country so I haven't experienced autumn so sorry if I'm wrong, Autumn: "I wish I would never clean the fallen leaves."
Fall: yard work
Fall: I wish fall existed instead of being a 2-day drop from 75 degrees to 56 degrees
80% of the memes on me irl are:
"I have depression"
"I have ADHD and/or autism"
"America is Hell"
edit: stop liking this what the hell
I'm only one of them
Me who is all three
Relatable
@@coltoncycotte8681 Same 🙃
@@coltoncycotte8681 same sharty
@@coltoncycotte8681 as an american i agree
More accurate beginning:
Summer: I wish I wasn't warm!
Winter: I wish I wasn't cold!
Spring: I wish it wasn't raining!
Autumn: *I wish I felt emotion.*
Autumn: I wish I could go outside!
Spring allergies: suprise bitch
@@amyartlover seasonal allergies more like it
I like autumn, more like
*i wish i had cuddles*
@@seleverthecatboy2394 Okay Catra from “She-Ra Princess of Power”
i'm one of those people who's just happy for no reason, which is especially impressive considering that i've dealt with cancer and a broken leg at the same time (triumphed both btw)
edit: broken toe also in the mix, also love the positivity in the replies :)
Me reading this: :'} congrats
Congrats man!
Is it possible to learn this powrr
Me too but without the cancer and broken leg part
(PS: congrats man!)
That’s great! Congratulations!
"Well, jeez, with a mouth like that, can you can give him something a little bigger next time? I think he can handle it"
-Robin, 2021
Best quote so far
Anyone wanna hear my drum solo
Stay fresh cheese bags
@@Artsy_Fella Oh no, no, no.....
"Man spends 90 minutes a day online"
The rest of the day: Offline games
Weak
This hurts me because I have zoom
Relatable
90 MINUTES THATS FUCKING WEAK I PLAY AT LEAST 13 HOURS A DAY PLAYING HE IS WEAK!!!
Exactly the opposite for me lol )no hate like these other people(
Robin: it’s just like toilet paper-
Charmin toilet paper ad: *_alright, I think it’s time boys._*
Bro I also got a Charmin ad
Feel that
yeah thanks, ima put away the moisturizer 🧴 🧻
@@uretalz you’ve become the very thing you’ve swore to destroy
@@wtf-_-bro destroy? We allow it. Did you Know sex can help you calm down? And maybe heal? That is why we have sperm donation.
When your teacher says you’re good at something when in reality everybody else in your class can do it except you
Mike Baldwin, made merchandise when he was close to dying. What an absolute legend.
Just know, I can and will ruin your 420 likes
@Kneem screw you I did it before you could.
Same did to technoblade
Technoblade did AFTER he died. Mf released merch as a ghost.
@@LucornTheCorn I was about to say the same thing
the "they're all so talented" meme always makes me feel like crying it's so wholesome...
Everybody gangsta till they're looking for an adult to handle the situation and realize they're the adult
Buckets are the best animal
@@betsydierlam561 aren’t they a fruit, though
@@blizzardgaming7070 *Nah I'm pretty sure it's a microwave meal*
@@fishkid1177 what abOUT BOTH
@@owenroughley1889 *:0*
9:12 As an Irish person, and a Non-binary person (Trans Umbrella), I must give this a 10/10
But what about the
👏💖💛💙pancakes💙💛💖👏?
Because idk Ireland kinna sus lately
Think we have an impostor among us
@@tamiromero6987 We are kinda s u s aren’t we 🤔
What the hell is trans spectrum?? It sounds like a fuckin alien space gun or an outerspace themed WWE wrestler lmao
@@itzholloe636 Oops I meant Umbrella lol
@@itzholloe636 that sounds like the coolest alien space gun ever
2:59 the fact that its callmekevin and rt just makes it even better
It’s perfect
Ah yes, the four seasons:
Crank Up The Heating
I’m Super Depressed!
Crank Up The Fan
Crunchy Leaf Time
My seasons are just singing “sherry” help
Then crank that souljaboy
In the same order, mine are more like.
-Are you god damn insane, wear some clothing up there. Are you trying to kill me?
-Do you really still need heat on?
-If I open the window, traffic will wake me. If I don't I'll turn over my pillow/
duvet all night.
-It's dark long enough that I can fall asleep before the sun rises.
Crunchy Depression time
There is only one season: Depression
2:33 omg someone actually photoshopped a cameraman into the picture, I love it!
What do you mean? He was actually there when the picture was taken.
ye, he was there when that happened
Summer: I wish it was colder
Winter: I wish it was warmer
Spring: I wish I was happy
Fall: *I am the answer to your troubles*
Fall: I wish I didn’t have school
@@solaaaris fall is the best season for forest fires
@@panthererousse r/holup
@TheDogjam I mean their not wrong
@@youtubewatcher198 indeed i literally googled "what’s the best season for forest fires" just to make that joke
So, I’ve learned that Robin interacts with Gods today.
Yes.
Spelled desperate wrong
@@WooperTrooper2 ?
@@Glxstride he wants Robin to heart his comment or reply to it so he is desperate
Lexi?
I actually recently got a Google extension because Google didn't have a dark theme and it was driving me insane
What is that exstention called?
WHAT IS THE EXTENSION CALLED!
@keyalessa Will check out. Thank you!
u can change it in the bottom right when ur on the home page or whatever it is and make it black or grey
0:25 Scott the Woz would make a fucking GREAT Spider-Man.
YEEAAAAH
Kevin and RT in an EmKay video, “I dig that”
No-one needs to ask what CallmeKeven and RT say or send to each other, it’s always going to have the chance to be a meme.
nice name
2:48
I really wish that dangerouslyFunny and KallMeKevin would do a crossover
@@ShadowEval Funny thing, DangerouslyFunny and CallMeKevin did do a crossover of GTA with GrayStillPlays. It was glorious.
As a dedicated fnaf fan…
I love your name.
"It's like toilet paper. Who the hell isn't buying it!?"
Me and my family: **bidet user noises**
I still use toilet paper after using a bidet lol
You guys scare me
@@kettenkrad777 *Pathetic*
W A T E R
@@error-bi2ls yes
*"Patterson fire a warning shot"*
*"Sir this is an M32 Grenade Launcher"*
*"Eh potato potato, just fire it Patterson"*
Sir this is a T34 85, also Rob the balloon guy looks like a weird TheRussianBadger
Sir, this is an A10 Warthog
@@TheMonsterGaming54 Sir, why are you in a drive through with a kv2, this is a Wendy's
Brouhaha you just made me re watch Russian bagger after so long thank you
I'm the type of person that gets anxious and/or angry if you don't respond within half an hour. As it so happens I live in a family of people who almost never do.
Same
8:00 too relatable, i need to study for exams and get all 5's from them when the school year start sacrificing my old lazy life and literaly making my sanity go to hell, if i will make it, in middle school (millitary pilot school) i will be literaly destroyed, i will get ptsd, depression and be more of an introvert while trying to survive in hellhole, and become a millitary pilot, but a person i stand next to everyday needs literaly nothing to be happy with his life
"It's like toilet paper, who the hell isn't buying it?"
Never ask those types of questions. NEVER.
Muslims: Bojour
@@ravenouself4181 French people: hola senorita
Indian:Namaste
Malay : Pagi
Indonesian:*wkwkwk in disgust*
As a Texan, the first one was very relatable.
Honestly one week we are below freezing with ice, the next its 80
Same
yeah everyone knows, only texans can feel cold or warm
As an Arkansan I can also agree.
as a nebraskan it’s very relatable
9:14 I really appreciate knowing that Albany supports the whole LGBTQI+ community, which of course stands for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, and Irish.
Irish is the only valid one lol. *because IM IRISH*
L=lesbian, g=gay, b=bi, t=trans, q=queer, I=Irish, a=Albany
@@3mily2.0 l
"Your tongue and your fingers don't see eye to eye"
Ok that's a good one.
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
Oh my
Sorry to hear that
what
im having a stroke reading this
@@sigmameal.skibidislicers what?
As a Mormon, I could not hold my laughter at the 90 minute joke
"Are you Mormon?"
Yes, I am, I have spent over 6 days worth of hours a week on my computer.
Bro, same here. We're not freaking amish
@@Nashvillecoug Finally people who get it!!!
@@nathanielbmemevault9008 yeah!
remove the m in the middle
I'm so happy I found others! My Mormon friends don't even look at memes... Once I said pog and they looked at me like I was talking in tongues...
2:50 lmao Dan the Villain and Kevin the Sadist.
I am so happy I wasn’t the only one to see this
They are speaking the language of the bathroom gods
4:10 this is one of the most wholesome things i've ever seen
"Man spends 90 minutes a day online"
*laughs in 12 hours a day*
edit: can you guys stop replying i wanna stop seeing the same goddamn comments over and over.
Laughs in 16+ hours a day
*laughs in 25+ hours per day*
@@LeQuassler *hol up*
@@LeQuassler hol up
@@LeQuassler hol up
1:30 I knit an Arizona green tea sweater last year, still one of my finest creations. The little blossoms on the tree are crocheted separately and attached, so cute!
Ok hear me out: If students have to pay more than they can afford for college, and teachers are being underpaid, even at colleges, WHERE IS ALL THE MONEY GOING?
The government/owners of the building
so remember baby boomers getting free college
@Insomnia_Gaming they don’t have 10 yachts? Jesus they’re practically in poverty!
The money sucking government
Alcohol /j
Never thought _cheese bag_ would be a slightly heartwarming compliment.
8:52 "this asian-american woman has been having a year of bad days without committing any hate crimes"
Me: AMATEUR!!!
4:41 Now THIS is some Skylanders type of Logic if i’ve ever seen it. And i WHOLE HARTEDLY APPROVE!!😁👍
16:28 yeah. I'm not one to overshare these me irl meme, but this one hit home.
I’m just here to get you to watch this video again
Meanwhile in tropical countries:
Summer : "i wish less hot and fire"
Rainy : "i wish less hot and flood"
He never fails to make anyone stop laughing in this universe until we noticed this universe is a damn VR game
4:13 why do I find this one just wholesome-
What in the world is it pfp
Last time i was this early..Damien was still here
wHo's DAmIeN?
He was brought back
Depression
Look for the videos he did with one topic 😊
Robin: I don't quite get this sub yet...
Also Robin: I have been in 60% of these pictures and I DON'T LIKE IT.
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine.
Day 209 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
Anyone:
-r/HumansBeingBros
-r/Wellthatsucks
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
Approved
Approved
How the hell you comment so fast
Yess
Approved
2:52 Eyyy! It's my buddies, Kevin CallMe and Rumble Tumble Games!
2:20 the book is called "1984" by george orwell, we made a joke with my friends and all of us read it. I dont like reading, at all. This book is spooky.
“90 minutes what are you mormon?” Made me die ad a former mormon
I am a mormon, and I found that extremely annoying. We aren't that strict people.
@@honoraelarreau1970 exactly
@@honoraelarreau1970 lol, let's confuse the non members, I'll start, C U L T U R A L H A L L
@@3lixerrr Activity days
8:37
the way he says "Not the monkey!" is so satisfying to me and i don't know why
monke
16:54 don't worry, a purple link just means it's a reliable source
Aw spring allergies absolutely suck. I always just sit there with my nose and eyes suffering at all times
Others:
Summer: I wish It was cold
Winter: I wish it was warm
Spring: I wish I was happy
Me:
Summer: I wish I was dead
Winter: I wish I was dead
Spring: I wish I was dead
Autumn: Why can't I just be happy?
Relatable asf.
6:32
r/woooosh time,but this might save someone's pc -
If such thing happens ALWAYS,aka your pc starts to work faster when task manager is on,congratulations,you have a 80% chance to have few crypto miners that steal your ram and cpu. This is a sort of really good stealth defence,when you open a task manager,miner virus instantly closes itself and gives back your resources. Take a GOOOOOD note on theese words
17:51
Me, a raging hamilton fan: 1776- New york city
PARDON ME ARE YOU AARON BU-
Horror every other year: *scary*
Horror in 2020: *coughs*
Yes. Scott would make the best permanent Spider-Man ever. Just don't talk to him about ziplashing.
I can just imagine... "Hey all! Spidey here!"
Nice
2:57 can't even explain how much time i would spend trying walk down the roads
I used to have these and I did that when I was little-
summer: i wish it were colder
winter: i wish it were warm
spring: i wish i was happy
me: laughs, *realizes it spring*
Edit: I came back to this about a year later and its spring again...
12:40
*card declines*
“I wasn’t hungry anyway”
13:02 if anyone's looking for an anime to watch, this is called Shirokuma Café (Polar Bear Café). It's a super wholesome anime and it is on Crunchyroll. It deserves a lot more fans than it has.
11:31 you're not old. I'm in middle school and this is one of my favorite memories from elementary school.
"Are you mormon?" best Robin quote imo
IT A GREAT DAY WHEN EMKAY POSTS
Emkay literally posts like every day
*The price going up to the hundreds when your going grocery shopping, a normal person* “aw man” my family going shopping and it going over 200 “this is normal”
Big family go *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
Over-buyers go BRRRRRVVVVBVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRR
Dang. I’m so happy. I actually get likes. Ty guys!
0:03 Arizonans: I wish we had more than one season
fr tho i
Fall: I wish I was coarmer
They do,UNBEARABLE SUMMER,and Minnesota summer
2:50 Robin doesn't know these two people 😔😔😔
Agreed
"Mom: these Animals are all so talented"
Worms: most humans are untalented even I can play the saxophone!
I like the profile pic
15:29 the "being a black child in the 90s" stat.
14:16
It's so weird when you hear the busses going past
Emkay:90 mins!? Me:mortal that not even quarter of how much I spend on a screen” also me: I love sitting on an Computer for 10 hours straight :)”
I hope the computer is okay.
0:26 i cant escape scott. everywhere i go, every thought i think, it’s just scott the woz. Great video, Emkay.
That means you have been blessed by our true savior Gex!
11:44 they still use these at *some* schools . They are amazing.
5:08
Just piss on the demon to show dominance
5:40 LAIKA CAME HOME, SPACE MONKEYZ, SHE CAME HOME AND BROUGHT A GUEST!!
This whole video was Robin having a mental breakdown
Up top my guy
16:28 I literally didn't have to study after a certain point because all the answers to questions were provided by the time we had to provide the answer for a given question. And I was just exceptional at recalling all the subjects we had gone over in class. To the point that I once got a perfect score on a test, the unit for which I was absent for and got all the information given to me the day prior in the form of going over it as a refresher for the test.
Meanwhile: everyone else was studying and building good study habits or goofing off and their grades reflected that.
Leading me to be unmotivated and unchallenged. And ultimately, entirely apathetic to life. Unfortunately, I can't go back to fix that now. All I can do, is try to pick myself up, and find that which will motivate me to do better than I currently am. Hopefully I can do so soon. As my mental health is abysmal, and I'm tired of it. Hopefully finding something will help.
1:42 Yeah, that one... We need that one
7:13 bruh this reminds me of doppio
0:46 when you are being harassed by your classmate, but you realize that the adults don't believe you
9:16
as a gay, trans, irish man: i can support this act. thanks albany
Robin sounds like Brian Vaughn (DND voice actor) on "Mr. Ripper" and seems just as positive. I'm gonna subscribe just for Robin.
Posted 20 seconds ago, nice.
Posted 600 seconds ago, nice.
Posted 660 seconds ago, nice.
Wow this aged poorky
True
Posted 20 minutes ago, nice
Summer: I wish it was colder
Winter: I wish it was warmer
Spring: I wish i didn't have allergies
Autumn: I wish leaves would rake themselves
14:30 me remembering Damien, HOW DARE YOU STAND WHERE HE STOOD
Summer: I wish it was colder!
Winter: I wish it was warmer!
Spring: I wish my allergies stopped!
Fall: P E R F E C T I O - No, wait, I still wish it was warmer.
12:26
Me when someone pulls out a piece of ham: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
15:03 that's all fun and games until those clothes that start fitting start becoming too small
The first time I have been 24 seconds late to an emkay video
yes, since technically you can't be early
@@h-Films yeah
PE Teachers often have 3 choices when deciding what to make kids do during class
1. a fun creative activity where everyone including unfit kids want to partake in
2. some kind of sport (either just give them a ball and just have them play it with no instruction or act like their professional players and yell at them when they do bad)
3. do laps and or pushups and sit-ups
guess which ones they pick
"There's an arizona drink jacket?"
"There's an Arizona drink?"
Same, and I live in Arizona!
lmfao
There’s arizona?
T e a
meanwhile spring in Michigan:
"I wish the weather would make up it's mind."
Alberta too! I refer to my province as "the russian roulette of weather"
"I wish I were dead."
South dakota:
13:10 hey, don’t call me out like that- I’m both. It depends if it’s online people who I don’t know, or people I know
After robin gets the goth crocs and Arizona shirt he will be the biggest mix of chad and goth kid ever
11:32 bruh i did this in elementary school and i am 18, how the fuck does this qualify for a "you may be old" meme
Im 14 and still remember it...
9:04 is nice when you’re not in the mood to be social
6:15 bruh i spend like 4 hours a day playing games, at least 5 just on discord, and 7 on school, and am mormon so that comparison didn’t work out too well
Same, let's confuse the non members, I'll start, C U L T U R A L H A L L