Hello everyone ! Can you believe that I finally got a date with SZA??😮 what an honour to be dating such a star 🌟 can’t wait to swim in the swamp and get bendy 😅 SZA for president! Xx
I have been breadcrumbing my man with the goal of eventually trespassing into old mines across the country (that I currently trespass into with my dad) to search for minerals. So far, as of today, I have him picking up cool rocks at the stream to show me. So we’re getting there wish me luck
@@Liv-or5ciyou will succeed! My love has taken me rock skipping our entire relationship and now we’re going overseas for the world championship and getting married there!
@@ianmiles6571no… conventional beauty means objectively attractive. e.g small nose, small waist, thick or arched brows, full lips typically. If someone is white, blonde and skinny that’s a broad European standard of beauty. You’ve conflated the two. Beyoncé, Justine Skye, are conventionally attractive. Kim Kardashian is, Kylie and Khloe aren’t. Think of conventionally attractive as general population or majority of people agreeing you’re good looking based on your physical features + facial harmony.
Hmm maybe I can see it but it's such a peculiar thing to flirt because nobody flirt with sexual innuendo on a face value lmao, that's such a Scorpio I think 😂
@@clevername123amelia said she tumbled off a bridge and sza said “excuse me” because she thought amelia was tryna be shady. instead she was talking about when she was in hawaii.
These videos are like experimental film. The manic cuts, the fractured dialogue, the uncanny mood. Even the shop signage takes on weird undertones. It’s art, maybe? Like if you prompted AI to mash Hot Ones into First Dates.
SZA is beautiful, but I think SZA before the work was angelic. I can't put my finger on the right word, but she was gorgeous with a certain charm before the surgeries.
“I don’t even know if we’re meant to fall in love because who’s actually doing it and sustaining it” 💀💀💀 that’s too real SZA. Been thinking that my whole life.
@@againstthepods4316 Stem is also an acronym used for Science Technology Engineering and Math and saying "women in stem" is a common expression ppl with senses of humor use. Please stop commenting before getting a joke lmao
me and sza went to the same high school, columbia high school in maplewood nj. she was super nice when i met her after she performed in the auditorium, super lovely and down to earth
Ok well she’s lesbian right? At the moment there’s a nonzero chance that gay rights are stripped away in the US, she as an individual is really rich so she’ll be fine but like idk
I feel like they were having two different conversations this whole episode 😂😂😂
Yes!
Very much so 😂
Like watching two people talk to themselves but at each other 😂
Which makes it funny AF love them both 😂😂😂😂
Almost like edited together from two different things 💀
“That shows poor mental health on your part” I DIED
Half of the voting block in America 💀
My parents said if I hit 30k they'd buy me a professional camera begging you guys literally begging!!!😢🎉
hahaha best quote EVER
SAMEEE
She just described every donald trump supporter ever 😂😂😂
“With a strap-on?!” Episode immediately GOATED 😭 SZA’s out of pocket fr
bc why would she say det out loud 😂
I love her
She’s a scorpio 🥵 love it 🥹
fr fr
THIS lmfao
"I WANNA SWIM IN THA SWAMPPPPP" and "collect methane gas with my man" is giving Shrek and Fiona vibes 😂😂😂😂
Litchrally 😂
@@narcisoanasui246lol
😂😂😂
What does that even mean 😭😭😭
oh wow because shes black? please stop
This is the first time Amelia has been out flirted 😂
Billie did this 5 hrs ago though
@Nikethestallion tbf with billie they both were going back and forth. With sza she seemed lost for words
That guy who tried to kiss her did it last year 🤣
@@lealoaf which one
what abt billie tho…
SZA being so unhinged and Amelia confused is the best combination
She was normal not unhinged tf
@@steffend1007 calm down, it’s not that serious
😢My parents said if I hit 30k they'd buy me a professional camera begging you guys literally begging!!!🎉
That's SZA's personality! She's always been quirky and awkward.
😂😂
the "hello?" "hello!" i'm crying
@@frankoceanyayait’s a 6 minute and 21 second video lol u need a time stamp
😂😂😂
Same. The last one was the best one. I fell out 🤣
😭
@@hebsie411 omg yes the last one really took me out
Amelia responding hello 😬 each time sza says “hello??” is killing me
My parents said if I hit 30k they'd buy me a professional camera begging you guys literally begging!!!🎉❤❤❤
@@Najeeb_Gamer7788 girll
@@Najeeb_Gamer7788 we don't care, I'd downvoted you
this 😭😭😭
@@ladylina3529 hahahahah
Amelia saying "what." Every 5 seconds is killing me 💀
1.2k likes but no replies? Let me fix that 😏
@@Zillacomus preciate you 😙
no seriously my girl was so confused 😭
„WITH THE STRAP ON?” I couldn’t stop laughing for a good few minutes
😂😂😂😂😂😂😭 me too
LMAO ME TOO
SAME AHAHHAAHAHHDFH
@@zuzannakielar hi
SZA saying ‘hello????!’ And Amelia going ‘hello! 😁’ is SENDING ME LMFAOOO
The flats
Me too holy shit ahahahaha
ITS SO CUTE N FUNNY
arrested development vibes
Hello everyone ! Can you believe that I finally got a date with SZA??😮 what an honour to be dating such a star 🌟 can’t wait to swim in the swamp and get bendy 😅 SZA for president! Xx
Collecting methane gas
Get ishowspeed in a chicken shop date
i clicked so fast when i saw this
Better take a shower after swimming in the swamp bc of the cooterbiome
My parents said if I hit 30k they'd buy me a professional camera begging you guys literally begging!!!🎉❤❤
my two socially awkward queens 🫶🏻
My parents said if I hit 30k they'd buy me a professional camera begging you guys literally begging!!!😢🎉
@@Najeeb_Gamer7788 I hope ur mom buys it for herself and starts her own career cause I can guarantee it would be more entertaining then whatever u do
@@Witch-Boynahhh 😂😂
@@Witch-Boylmao
SZA is the farthest thing from socially awkward I have ever seen
"What's Flats?" "Hello?" "What?" "Hello." Smiles. ....That whole exchange is my brain. All the time.
SZA seems like the weird but chill friend you want to go out with but can’t spend the night with cos you’re creeped out
Right like we can vibe but I’m not sleeping in the same room as you 😭😂
That's so insulting but so funny 😂
The one you'd never put on speakerphone 😂
@@wtfitslittit's just a joke man
She said “this is my taxidermy collection!” Lmaoo
Im loving the calm chaotic energy
“Urethra.. don’t know what that is ….hello?”
hello..!
I’ve been surprised by the fact some women don’t know they have 3 holes down there
COOTER BOMBM?!!
@@lalalalala198 oh I was just saying in general not in direct response to the commenter lol
@@Uvvibeswe do? I thought it was only 2
"I wanna collect methane gas with my man." "What?" 😂😂😂
It’s shrek reference
@@BG-wz1iu ion get it
I have been breadcrumbing my man with the goal of eventually trespassing into old mines across the country (that I currently trespass into with my dad) to search for minerals. So far, as of today, I have him picking up cool rocks at the stream to show me. So we’re getting there wish me luck
@@Liv-or5ciwish you all the best😂
@@Liv-or5ciyou will succeed! My love has taken me rock skipping our entire relationship and now we’re going overseas for the world championship and getting married there!
I don't believe that Amelia understands that she is being hit on.
I don’t think she is lol
My parents said if I hit 30k they'd buy me a professional camera begging you guys literally begging!!!😮😮😢
@@Najeeb_Gamer7788shut up. 😃
@@JoemammacvmsvckI second this 😀
@@_cef i third this
“tumble of a bridge?” “excuse me?” LMFAO
She felt attacked 😂
so chaotic and unhinged, what an unexpectedly iconic duo 😭
"with a strap on" SZA IS SO FUNNY
My parents said if I hit 30k they'd buy me a professional camera begging you guys literally begging!!!😢🎉🎉
@@Najeeb_Gamer7788your parents can get this pipe, dad too
Hol up
@@Najeeb_Gamer7788 Omg my parents said the same thing. thats so crazy
@@lerinowoade1437😂😂💀
THE CUT SCENE TO THE WORKER-
yea u chopped asf
Hey girl 😅
U SERVED
@@delroyzitsenga🙁
You fold your arms really wel
“that shows poor mental health on your part”is hilarious 😭
when?
welp, at least she's self aware lol
she said it so fast😭😭
@@clemrichrd9381 4:50
@clemrichrd9381 5:00
this is the first time i've seen an interview with SZA, and now i'm obsessed lmao she's so real
The chicken shop worker slayed with her little pose
She was giving !!
Her saying she’s not conventionally beautiful…girl plz.
I mean .. she is a black woman. We are not the “standard”
Conventional beauty in US is skinny, blonde, white. Sure, it's shifting but that's been the ideal for centuries.
@@ianmiles6571exactly.
@@ianmiles6571no… conventional beauty means objectively attractive. e.g small nose, small waist, thick or arched brows, full lips typically. If someone is white, blonde and skinny that’s a broad European standard of beauty. You’ve conflated the two. Beyoncé, Justine Skye, are conventionally attractive. Kim Kardashian is, Kylie and Khloe aren’t. Think of conventionally attractive as general population or majority of people agreeing you’re good looking based on your physical features + facial harmony.
@@munnimansionbeautiKylie is conveniently attractive now though???! because of her surgeries! at first she was ridiculed and bullied over her face.
Lmfaoooo SZA is straight flirting with her and she’s lost lmfao I love it.
It’s somewhat easy to miss if that’s true. I’d like to believe it tho lol
I don’t think so…
@TooCoolforCardi see, person below you doesn’t see it at all
Hmm maybe I can see it but it's such a peculiar thing to flirt because nobody flirt with sexual innuendo on a face value lmao, that's such a Scorpio I think 😂
Her physical features are so beautiful and the way she talks is so mesmerizing.
Plastic surgery
I’m really sad about the plastic surgery tbh did you see her before this?
@@Liv-or5ciit’s hard to look at. The pressure women are under to literally go under a knife is obscene
@Liv-or5ci she doesn't even look human now ..she was so natural looking before and gawjus before...its a shame really...but that's Hollywood for you
@@Liv-or5ci she doesn't even look human anymore
She made Amelia giggle in a way that we've never seen before
"collect methane gas with my man" "whatt?"😂😂
THEY BOTH LOOK SO GOOD OMG
My parents said if I hit 30k they'd buy me a professional camera begging you guys literally begging!!!❤
I subscribed @@Najeeb_Gamer7788
especially SZA
"... Bridge" " Excuse me!?" 😂
Does bridge have another meaning?
She thought she was telling her to jump off a bridge. Wheezing so hard
@@clevername123amelia said she tumbled off a bridge and sza said “excuse me” because she thought amelia was tryna be shady. instead she was talking about when she was in hawaii.
@@clevername123 SZA thought Amelia was telling her to jump off a bridge literally and not referencing something that she did lol
She seemed genuinely shocked😭
These videos are like experimental film.
The manic cuts, the fractured dialogue, the uncanny mood. Even the shop signage takes on weird undertones. It’s art, maybe?
Like if you prompted AI to mash Hot Ones into First Dates.
This comment has captured it!! haha The essence of Chicken Shop Dates.
Yes
This was the first ever Chicken Shop Date I have watched and it was an experience to be sure
Then you should definitely watch Amelia on hot ones and Sean on Chicken shop.
Pretty sure this is something British filmography or some teach. It's happens in brit shows and films
Not the way this huuuge compliment turned backhanded at the end. 🤣 lmao
2:18 NAH THE WAY SHE ATW YALL UPP YAAASSS
She said “periodt” !!!
😭
"I dont know anything about anything. Actually I know A LOT"
girl at 2:17 serving more than just chips hunny
LIKE SHE ATE THAT 😭😭😭
So adorable haha
right?😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
YAASSS!!!! 💁🏼♀️💁🏼♀️💁🏼♀️
SZA is literally everyones big sister, she's so wise and has such a comforting presence
😮My parents said if I hit 30k they'd buy me a professional camera begging you guys literally begging!!!😢
U better not be lying @@Najeeb_Gamer7788
1:39 SHE THOUGHT SHE TOLD HER TO OFF HERSELF BYEEE
HELP
😂😂
i was cryingg
I'M CRYING "EXCUSE ME???"
OFF A BRIDGE LMAO
My brain two cells having conversations with themselves at 3am.
nobody has chemistry like these two ❤
sup RUclips
@@RUclips true
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RUclips ✋🧐
Sza: Helloo
Amelia: Hello, it’s me 😂
My parents said if I hit 30k they'd buy me a professional camera begging you guys literally begging!!!🎉😂❤
“Have you always been that chill” 😭
hearing SZA saying "strap on" is a memory that I'll always cherish
She definitely said pride month isn’t just June I treasure that
1:52 'Have you always been that chill?" 😂😂
“I was slightly enraged” 😂😂
This was the most fun and quotatable chicken shop date. The “hello”, “hello” back makes me smile every time
I know everyone is complimenting Sza's beauty which is valid but we need to appreciate how Amelia is always continuously glowing up
SZA is beautiful, but I think SZA before the work was angelic. I can't put my finger on the right word, but she was gorgeous with a certain charm before the surgeries.
Both women glowingggg soo muchh
@@YerpDerp17right i loved her before too but she just as beautiful right now😍😌
@@YerpDerp17 i was thinking-her lips dont look natural
"That shows poor mental health on your part" is now in my top 3 favourite quotes ever
04:23 the "thanks" at that moment came from the heart!!!🥹 TOO CUTE
right? I was looking for this comment :')
4:46 “That’s what my momma said”
Sza is stunning! Such a genuine and real soul, love how she’s unapologetically herself. ❤
“with a strap on” is crazy🤣😭 lol I love sza
i’m so confused what does that mean
@@nisayureklol a strap on is usually what women use on other women in the lesbian community. So in other words a plastic weeny 😂
@@nisayureka strap on is a fake d**k
“I don’t even know if we’re meant to fall in love because who’s actually doing it and sustaining it” 💀💀💀 that’s too real SZA. Been thinking that my whole life.
People in long term, loving relationships reading this: 😆
she not sure if she’s meant to fall in love but ALSO falls in love easily… this is all of us just trying to figure this thing out
“What’s a flat?” “Hello??” Got me
How does Amelia, the chicken queen, not know what a flat is???
"Hello!" 😊
Not everyone knows what a flat is lol you know there are other countries other than the states smh
The way Amelia just started singing though when sza said she falls in love easily 😭😭😭
They sza so so dirty minded and calm with it and Amelia being so confused is amazing
“ I give advice unsolicited” same Sza sameeeeeee 💀
5:10 'like aquatic things' - so casual considering she was gonna be a MARINE BIOLOGIST... we love woman in stem xx
SHE WAS???
stem? stem is another artist. please stop confusing one balck women for another
@@againstthepods4316 Stem is also an acronym used for Science Technology Engineering and Math and saying "women in stem" is a common expression ppl with senses of humor use. Please stop commenting before getting a joke lmao
@@againstthepods4316 i was calling SZA a woman in STEM... science, technology, engeneering and maths
@@coolperson9470 ok then I’ll take that as an apology
Something I will always treasure is the memory of hearing SZA say "strap on".
She is SZA ! Men wont even try to approach because she is too good for them !
she’s absolutely stunning and charismatic
“i just realized that im undesirable“ HELLLOOO?!?! 😭 what am i
Hello
“Have you always been that chill?” 💀
She's got mad peaceful energy about her
0:01 SZA PLZ MARRY MY BROTHER
1:21 RIGHT OUT THE GATE ?! DAMN SZA
The way they keep greeting each other 🤣 “hello!”
they were both confused at different points. this is the funniest episode now. 😂
I have OFFICIALLY fallen back in love with SZA again after this video 😂😮💨❤️❤️ The energy is iconic👑
i wish this was longer.
"That shows poor mental health" was she staying my hole life out loud?????
Love them so much
4:31 why was this literally so hilarious to me😭 sza’s humour is so chaotic neutral i love her
How is SZA so effortless gorgeous? Her presence is so funny yet calming.
She has a great surgeon. Lookup before and after
I love how "Hello?" has become an expression of confusion 😂
Sza asking for flats making my little Buffalonian heart flutter
"that shows poor mental health on your part" made me spit out my drink
"That's poor mental health on your part" oh my goddd😂
04:58 "that shows poor mental health on your part" bruh😭
where the flats at?
wats flats?
hello?
wot? hello
KILLED ME
5:29-5:41 I love how they were just bouncing off each other’s words 😂
Eyeballs?😂😂bruh
me and sza went to the same high school, columbia high school in maplewood nj. she was super nice when i met her after she performed in the auditorium, super lovely and down to earth
sza genuinely doesn’t look real like she’s got the blur filter on 24/7 she’s insanely gorgeous
FOR REAL whenever i see her i cannot comprehend how someone can just look like that
on top of that her speaking voice is perfect
Fr, saw it too, she's gorgeous 😍
For anyone who's never smoked weed - watching this video is what its like to be high
3:08 wow SZA lowkey droping absolute wisdom on ya'll
she drops gems like it’s nothing and that’s why her pen is lethal omg
Lol that's a hard rock, not a gem. Or just ad-hd lol
Agreed 💯
Nah. Love is real and sustainable
3:13 I wouldn't mind being in a fleeting stage of loving sza
SZA is so chill and ethereal. I’d get automatically get calm if i ever had a conversation with her.
until she eyes your ureathra
WITH A STRAP ON IS CRAZY WORK I LOVE HER 😭😭😭
1:39 Not SZA getting offended for a split second… 😂😂
“I want nothing to do with politics and I just want to be left alone” period!
iconic unhinged banter, i love this
This pairing is absolute top tier
“I wanna swim in the swamp” hello??? 4:13
hello
It's me
@@ayomama1540 I was wondering if after all these years you’d like to meet
“with a strapon?” SZAAAAA 😭
"hello?🤨" "hello😊" AHAHHA i cant😭
"I want nothing to do with politics and I just wanna be left alone" PERIODT PREACH SZA 😂
Fr! I FELT that when she said it! 😂
nice sentiment but isn't everyone's life affected by politics??
@@strawberrysolar9086it is, but there’s only so much control you have over it. wanting to just be left alone isn’t realistic but very understandable
Ok well she’s lesbian right? At the moment there’s a nonzero chance that gay rights are stripped away in the US, she as an individual is really rich so she’ll be fine but like idk
She's a millionaire, she can...
sza has the most perfect smile, i love her and amelias energy ♥
So chaotic 😂. SZA IS SO FINE
SZA looks so beautiful😍
Ethereal x awkward energy is a great combination
sza's real for asking where the flats were
What does it mean? 😅
@@evaschubert5367 Housing / [Projects]
I love the unseriousness between them. They just keep it koi and cordial and still a funny energy between I wish I could do that, so effortlesslyem