What the HELL is Finding Jesus? (yes this is real)
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- Опубликовано: 1 июл 2024
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So there's a ripoff of Finding Nemo that is Christian...and racist? Wtf...
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PRAISE (fish) JESUS
Didn´t know there was a type of fish called "JESUS"
Indeed
I dont remember this in the bible
PRAISE THE FISH🤣🤣
Praise the fish!!!
The people who made this movie are the ones who need to find Jesus
True that.
Hi
I love your animations, they're very creative!
Jesus would be in their Studio flipping over desks and smashing computers with whips
I seriously think you need him too, I mean just look at the content you make!
Mr. Sushi is conceptually terrifying: a mangled corpse covered in baby batter.
IKR? That's what I said! Well, not exactly, but in the same vein.
Oh dear God, that's disgusting! XD
You put it excellently.
✨A prepared dish of sheared flesh topped with a fetus, with the ability to move and speak, and s e n t i e n c e✨
@@Dragnulls aight but nobody asked
DVD title: "Finding Jesus"
Actual Title: "Losing Sanity"
I mean 'Finding Jesus' fits, because you're going to be trying to find Jesus watching this movie
I’m a Christian and Finding Nemo is one of my favorite animated films. It holds so many childhood memories and contributed to my love for the ocean.
So seeing this mockbuster exist just makes me upset.
Same,
I can’t believe that that ppl think we’d watch something just because it has the word Jesus in it-
Like cmon give us quality we’re not mindless robots
@@RandomQuestionCanYouLeave feels like something you'd find in sunday school at a Pentecostal church (yes there are different types of churches who all have different practices)
Terminalmontage makes cristian kirbo. So i know you are cristian
This movie is actual blasphemy.
@RandomQuestionsCanYouLeave that is debatable (that Christians are mindless robots)
I’m Christian and I must say, I _Really_ wanna see the lord after this.
Edit: Why are y’all trying to start an argument over me wanting to snap my neck over a movie.
Same
Me too
Same
Same
time to get the car
Me after watching this movie:
"Finding Therapy"
LMAOOOO
Honestly, same. I dont even know if therapy could help at this point though
Woahh
Haha
I'll be finding Jesus on purpose...but in a different way than the movie.
They also guilt tripped a manta ray who had just lost his home to just “get over it and just cheer up” because he was clearly wasting “Jesus’ investment” in him. 😳 He admits that he was in a low place before they “helped” him, and the one fish mocks him by making a manta ray joke about how they’re supposed to swim low. AND HE CORRECTS THEM. He says “it’s a different kind of low”. God.
This sounds upsettingly like my ex's emotional abuse...
This movie does find a new 'low.'
“So in conclusion, Finding Jesus is the
*✨ **_W O R S T_** ✨*
*inhale*
*W O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O R R R R S T*
Plot twist: the two protagonists become the two fishes that Jesus uses to feed the 5000.
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Lmao it might be true😳
"A racist piece of sushi preaching bible verses to fish under the sea."
This sounds like one of those dreams that makes perfect sense until you wake up.
@@Dragnulls I’m not religious but that’s just rude
@@Dragnulls There’s actually people who follow certain religions as customs and traditions. Next time, respect other people’s cultures.
@@Dragnulls found the sad pathetic atheist.
@@pinkneko13 ignore him, he's either a troll or getting triggered in the replies of every comment lmao
@@Dragnulls Im normally about ignoring these types of people but this is just unacceptable. I'm not religious so I'm not biased when saying this.
This is being ignorant and you are literally saying that all religions are cults thereby saying the majority of cultures are cults.
You are also implying that at least 380,000 places of worship to be destroyed. Only counting churches in the U.S alone. Not to mention the fact that there are so many other places to worship such as synagogues and mosques in other countries aswell.
You're the one with a false idea. The idea that you are superior to the majority of people in the world when that's just not the case.
So just accept the fact that you are wrong.
They played this thing at my Youth Group. I was the only one who was like "yo wtf did we just see?" The other Christians were like, "that was good!"
I can so easily see my youth group doing the same thing
Same
You are in a cult. Flee while you can.
Can we just appreciate how perfect the original Finding Nemo is and how well the first 30 seconds of this video summarize WHY it's so good?
Bible: “THOU SHALL NOT STEAL"
Finding Jesus: "So anyways I stole this plot idea.."
@A Name Yeah. Please tell the “Christians” that made this about that one part of the Bible. They need a reminder thumped over their head.
Ah yes a person of christianity and culture i agree amen🙏
except the film didn't actually *do * it.. repent, people!
edit: i mean that the film doesn't do things, people do. people made the film. people stole the title/concept/whole movie?
So, I started plagiarizing.
God: *damns them*
Satan: Welcome to Hell.
"To viewers who are depressed: Just stop. The Harry Potter fish told you so."
I'm cured.
Same, goddamn im cured!
@@Dragnulls I personally don't have a religion but people are allowed to believe what they want. If someone wants to have a religion, they can and shouldn't get made fun of for it. Please be respectful.
@@yoongistangerine4617 ignore him, he's either a troll or getting triggered in the replies of every comment lmao
@@Dragnulls you can have your opinions but just be respectful. And someone believing in a religion is different than someone thinking the earth is flat.
@@Dragnulls i dont believe in god(s) but if believing in something gives people emotional strength then sure let them? as long as theyre not hurting anyone? my mom is a christian and if believing in god helps her through domestic abuse, she should be allowed to. i dont get the “BUT IT WILL BE DEVASTATING TO LEARN GODS ARENT REAL SO FALSE BELIEFS DO MORE HARM THAN GOOD!!1!1!1!” argument either because the only way for a believer to find out is to let them die and see if theres afterlife, which doesnt matter because people will die happily if you believe theres no afterlife so much. as long as the outcome is good, who fucking cares, if youre so immature you cant stand people not believing in something you think is true so religious people annoy you for existing, thats a you problem. you sound like some 14 yo edgy kid who thinks hating religions is cool and makes you look smart when it takes so much more to look educated than shouting shit literally everyone knows in public.
6:48 "Bubble Town" sounds familiar to "Bible Town"...
I think they made that too.
@@hola_my_name_is_Paans Yeah
The fact that every character only has a single facial expression and that they just unsettably stair into the camera while laughing without ever changing their expression is horrifying
"is nothing sacred?"
Apparently not even Jesus to these people
@@Dragnulls good for you
@Dwight Kurt Schrute III Maybe they're a disciple of the devil :p
@@sleepykitty8918 Nah, probs just a 16-year-old boy who is insecure about his own beliefs and feels the need to be a dipshit to random people online. And this is coming from an agnostic atheist. I mean, I have no idea why he said religion is fake. It is quite obvious he doesn't understand what the term religion even means. Because some religions are a way of life and thinking rather than a belief system of faith. And nobody knows what happens after death. We do know however that our energy is dispersed back into the universe. And not all religions are false since like I said, some are a way of life, being, and thinking, which means it is a subjective opinion on his part when it comes to things like that. So there is no true or false when it comes to religions like that. He is more than likely an ignorant fucking idiot who thinks religion = God.
@@diegobrando1960 I try to understand people's point of view and motivations before coming to a conclusion. Sometimes it turns out they're okay people.
@@sleepykitty8918 Trust me, I thought the exact same way as him until I learned more and more about religion in order to survive in a school that oppresses and harms those who are not Christian, straight, cis, white, and male. The difference is that I never spoke, even online, of my opinion. It was a very toxic way of thinking and these types of people tend to be willfully ignorant or just assholes. And more than likely he is just a troll since he is doing this to a lot of the comments in this section. I never said that he is what I called him, I just said he probably is and/ or might be. I'm also just assuming his sex and/ or gender since most of the time, these types of people tend to be male. Believe me, I am not a supporter of religions if they are harmful in any way, but I also don't go around screaming that all religions are there to create harm. He obviously never heard of Judaism or some of the matriarchal religions which are peaceful and a way of life. I can't stand that kind of one-dimensional thinking people like that have. It only causes issues one way or another. I never made a conclusion on who the commenter is, I said might and probably. Though I do understand what you are saying and that is a good way of thinking.
As a Christian my family knows the difference between “ now this is heavenly movie " to “ what the f*ck is this? "
"our character models have been improved"
"but what did it cost?"
"everything that makes a movie enjoyable-"
As a Christian I apologize for the creation of this movie. Also “THOU SHALL NOT STEAL.”
Preach. God bless.
As an Atheist: Not your fault. There will always be opportunistic vultures who try to exploit people's faith for profit.
@@blacksun3884 ya I agree...
As sad as it is, it’s true
@@blacksun3884 ah, true
@@blacksun3884
Thank you for acknowledging that.
As a Christian I apologize that you have to put up with these shitty ripoffs, I hate it. Those are the kinds of Christians that give us a bad name🤦. I swear not all of us are Bible thumping Karen’s.
Agreed!!
I misread thumping as humping.
@@terricaspersen7498 "Bible humping Karens" Lmao
@@terricaspersen7498 O_o
Agreed. As a loyal Christian I can agree to so much extend that this is racist and I was genuinely offended.
As a half Japanese person, I'm pretty amused at how they portrayed the sushi, and I'm not offended at all.
'Kay, but you don't speak for all Japanese folks.
@@Rad-Dude63andathird nor do you
@@Rebrn-bk5em
Nor do you??
We can keep this going forever lmao
@@Rad-Dude63andathirdno one speaks for everyone except everyone itself
@@quandal1633you’re speaking like "everyone" is just one person named everyone
Imagine if mc's name was just Jesus and it wasn't actually a christian movie lmao
Oh no I've seen that jw cartoon... Please spare us
Only 2 likes on a verified comment? WOW
Edit: bruh
Northflower oh heyo North! Love your content!
😂🤣 the Caleb n sofia stuff is terrible. *I'm an ex JW.
sdfg
I used to be in that religion and have to watch those cartoons, thankfully my family realized it was all shit and we no longer praise Jesus
Who lives in an eggplant under the sea
“RACIST SUSHI FISH!!”
Delicious fictitious and Asian is he
“RACIST SUSHI FISH”
If offensive content be something you wish
"RACIST SUSHI FISH"
Then put on a copy of Finding Jesus
"RACIST SUSHI FISH"
actual gold
RACIST SUSHI FISH
RACIST SUSHI FISH
RACIIIIIIIST SUUSHI FIIIIIIIISH
HAHA
Eats sushi*
Say that 5 times fast
I remember seeing trailers for some of their movies on my grandma's tv once. Me and my siblings were laughing so hard at how bad they looked
My friend and I were on Amazon Prime looking for Beetlejuice, and we found this and we had to watch it. Pretty sure that's the hardest we've ever laughed. The soulless laughter of Joy and Muggles, Mr. Sushi, the part where the Swordfish tells the story of the "special friendship" in the bible... It all felt like a fever dream
So now, according to the Bible and this movie, Jesus fed humanity his people.
He multiplied them magically, too!
@@Dragnulls that was not only completely and utterly unrelated to what was mentioned in the comments, but also rude. If you are so confident that there is no life after death, then it shouldn't even matter to you what others choose to believe
@@Dragnulls Let me believe what I want. If there is no life after death then what’s the big deal? What does it matter to you if someone believes in God or multiple Gods, it doesn’t affect your life does it? Then why whine about it?
@@Dragnulls What makes you so sure religion is fake? Religion has never been a matter of facts, so that's pointless to bring up in discussion about its existence. Religion itself has always been subjective, with different interpretations being found virtually anywhere. This is all to say that telling someone their religion isn't real when you clearly can't provide evidence that there is no God after life either is just ignorant, and is just unreasonable in a logical argument
@@Dragnulls But you're still trying to use facts to disprove something that has never been about facts to begin with. When I say religion is subjective, I mean it varies widely depending on the place, time period, and other factors that may have contributed to someone believing the way they do. Purely speaking on a completely scientific basis, religion is illogical. However, just because something is illogical doesn't make it wrong. Things that we would have never thought to be logical 50 years ago are now a modern part of our world. You are free to believe anyway you want; I'm not going to shove my beliefs in your face, but saying all religion is wrong just because science hasn't proved it goes against the idea of religion; belief in something we don't understand
I've never said the words "racist" and "sushi" in the same sentence before.
"sushi can be a racist stereotype for asian people"
Hello, RUclips Jesus.
I admit that a first for me. And ive seen killer zombie sushi before.
The racist man ate sushi.
You clearly haven't been in Twitter in a while
Good for you
13:24 I don’t even think Ned would like this movie either
As a Christian, I gotta say, children will never become Christians if you constantly preach and not make it fun. If you want children to become Christians, you have to entertain them, and teach them. They’ll understand and be more interested that way. That’s what Veggietales does right! So make the stories interesting. And also don’t make the art styles of the show literal nightmare fuel, that will help a lot
Dude, there's literally no Jesus in this movie. Expecially there's no Jesus in people who made this movie.
He wouldn't want anything to do with it lol
They couldn’t find him
@@humanperson6372 because it’s cursed
They are still trying to find him. I smell a fishy sequel. lol.
I bet its like "Jesus was inside us all along". xD
Movie Title: IT
Pennywise: Actually, I go by he/him now
Ripoff Studio: HIM
The Christian musical rip-off of the rip-off HIM: *HYMN*
@@matthewroberts3125 you sir get a like
Bold of you to assume christians who make these movies respect gender identity
not related to the comment, but Chiaki best girl
i immediately thought of him from powerpuff girls for some reason
I don't envy the job you do Saber, but take comfort in the fact that you are doing the sane world a service in warning us of these mockbusters
"God didn't abandon us: we abandoned god" -Mr. Samuel Streamer, 2022
“What the hell is finding Jesus?”
God, I wish I knew
Sad that the only replies were spammers
@@Dragnulls spamming is dumb and stupid
sdfg
@@Dragnulls not dumb
God: I wish I knew
"Yes, I'll have the fillet o' fish."
*Please don't take the Lord's name in vain, sir.*
.🗿
@@joshroehl6098 no self promoter
Ahahahaaa nice joke bro
Edit: imma have my friend sub to you so you’ll have 100 subs
Final edit: Today is the day you’ve earned 100 subs be proud my dude!
@@iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai The best senpai.
@@deadmemeresurrecter2828 Thank you so much!
Just the fact that Mr. Sushi exists is enough to warrant carrying holy water, a crucifix, and the holy Bible at all times
I like how this movie is rated NC-17 on IMBD
For Real?
“Oh so what’s your favourite horror movie?”
“Him”
“What?”
*”HIM”*
Saber should rewive HIM
@@presentthough3417 its not animation tho, at that point he should just be a movie review channel
@@gorefeind5158 He sholud still rewive it.
@@Dragnulls *I am very offended at this.*
@@Dragnulls No, not good. Sure, I dislike this movie but uh- You went a little bit too much for me. I could be a child for all you know, think about what you say before you do it.
"He was agnostic, he had it coming to him. " Omg fish Jesus is coming for us one by one.
Me a definitive atheist: should I be scared? 🤔
@@DekuDunkstar Wait of Jesus could walk on water FISH JESUS CAN WALK ON LAND
@@DekuDunkstar HOLY FIIIIIIISH
@@torakunoichiBatter-fry them all, then let God sort 'em out!
@@goofball5182 well now that sounds like the blasphemy of evolution right there
as a catholic i am both dying of laughter and glad theres a movie like this
Besides the whole entire studio being all about mock busters and everything being horrible compared to the actual movies, the animation is actually good like seriously it’s really good animation for a mock buster movie.
"Christians do not have the best quality when it comes to their content"
At least we have Doom Eternal
and veggietales
and bruce almighty
@@carp2567 My childhood
Blasphemous is pretty rad.
sdf
“He turned their waters into blood and caused their fish to die.” - Psalm 105:29
He sounds like a psalty old coot.
God of hyperdeath citing bible passages is a funny thing
Hehehe...
@@asenseofyarning5614 He only did it because it was these fish and they deserved to perish
@@asenseofyarning5614 You're funny
5:01 my name is KJ, #SAVEKJSCHROCK
Thanks for the advice Saberspark, your amazing advice cured my depression!
As a Christian, I apologize for anyone that had to witness this.
I kermeted suicide
I would also like to apologize on behalf of Christians, please and thank you
Nah, it's the fault of shameless pastors who don't love what they're doing.
Its not your fault
Same... This movie makes me want to get the holy bleach
So is no one going to talk about how the whale and the dolphin in this movie have vertical tails like the fish? Because I have never been so bothered by character design more than that.
Ah yes, someone who wants accuracy yes
@@cancercancer2740 To be fair the movie looks bad enough even without the inaccuracies
"I'm offishily dead."
Good catch! [smirks]
This is NOT right.
11:25 why in gods name do they have beavis and butthead laughs
Maybe They're Trying To Rip Them Off Too 😔
The greatest irony of this movie is that Professor Shark, who is assumed to be in the dynamic role of something like a pastor to the protagonists, is a natural predator to fish, much like how clergy are the natural predators of chil-
...So, uh, anyways, when are you gonna be putting up that video where you rip Caleb and Sophia apart? It's gonna be hella cathartic to see as someone who was a former JW growing up.
Christian Teacher: Today class, were gonna watch Finding Jesus
Kids: *holds bible and prays*
We tried to exorcise the movie. But the demon was too powerful. I was the only one who survived.
@@Vulpilux hopefully we can get the demon soon
I need a Jesus to clobba that there demon
Did you know that old christian churches aren't "pro-life"? Yeah, they even execute pagan children. Cool, right?
*Too late for prayers*
This is why Prince of Egypt is the only good “Jesus” movie
You mean god cuz Jesus didnt exist in that era
*biblical. And you're right. It's one of the only good ones and I wish there were more like it.
Joseph: King of Dreams is another good one. It’s made by Dreamworks and has the same art style of King of Egypt
It's not a Jesus movie or even a Christian movie. It's a Jewish movie so it isn't even related to the Jesus shit we see today.
@@WatsonAndDaughter it's still a Bible story
Prince of Egypt, Superbook, Veggietales and The Flying House are one of the best christian tv shows all the time and also my favorite movies and shows. But this? Hell naw… the racism in the movie is sending me 💀
Oh god, my mom used to put this shit on like 4 months ago for my baby brother. I always stated how the fish made me feel like i wasn't alone in the house.
I would rather be alone than having to see that fish staring into my soul...
"Finding Jesus" looks and sounds like a RUclips s***post...
EDIT: Not entirely sure how my comment turned into an argument about religion, but please chill. It's alright to have different views on religion as long as everyone is treated with respect. I get it, religion is a spicy topic that people feel strongly about and an interesting topic of debate. These responses are not a debate but an aggressive argument which is not a pleasant thing to see in your notifications after a crappy day... Please stop.
You're right, it does!
Could pass for a RUclips Poop too
it legit looks like the format of Charlie the Unicorn
Just 10 times worse
lol, yes
My friend and I now just randomly yell “PRAISE JESUS JOY” just because of the trailer
Your chihiro pfp accompanies this comment so well for some reason
I freaking love your pfp
@@himynameisoliver Thank you :>
always and forever, muggles
Honestly I was so close to doing this, also Chihiro yes
“Micro plastic won’t hurt the fish”
The fish:
I thought, that asylum is a king of mockbusters, cause of their cinematic masterpieces: Atlantic rim, terminators, transmorphers, alien vs hunter, titanic 2, already mentioned Izzy's way home and ect.
Imagine if they found Jesus but then he was just walking around above them
I'm ashamed to admit it, but it took me a second to realize what you meant by that.
@@jeyphr Well, It's a good thing that we as Jehovah's Witnesses have the Become Jehovah's Friend series because that by itself is a real Christian cartoon.
@@Austinator0630 idk if this is ironic lol
Me: Depressed
Fish: Stop
Me: Understandable. Have a great day.
And that's how I stoped being depressed also😎
One can not be depressed if they experience less emotion than the adverse human being, they can only be semi-depressed.
Ethan no!
Stop it, get some help
Exactly they were so unhelpful they were just like well LIFE IS A GIFT AND JESUS IS THERE
I downloaded Tubi for the laughs and I found this movie and specifically looked to see if saberspark did a video on it and this is amazing
Legit question. Had there ever been a ripoff that was somehow better than the original?
“You’re a Christan now, Harry!”
-Grace Ann Parsons
How dare you make us remember that cursed fanfiction
I’m so ashamed that I get this
Wait what quote is this from?
@@gracekim25 Oh..you innocent soul..
It's from a fanfic called Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles.
It is...very strange..
@SaveTheBest nice b8 m8
Coming in 2022, “THAT”. Starring Nicolas Cage, Don Cheadle, Mike Myers. Coming to theaters near you...
I'd watch it!
You mean I'd watch THAT.
It, him, and that need to fight to see who is the best pronoun
Ripoffs are like : starring nicole box, don cheeto,Michelle Myers
@@logankelley6254
Don't forget Us
If Mr. Sushi is a dead fish brought back to life, he is a zombie.
if you want to create a good Christian themed anything, look to the people who made titles like DOOM, DOOM 2, DOOM 3, DOOM 2016, and DOOM Eternal. They did a wonderful job with the Christian themed games and should have inspiration drawn from them for things like movies and other games.
Finding Jesus: *exists*
Jesus: "You won't find me in this."
lol
He'd probably cringe at more than half the lame stuff the christian "entertainment industry" churns out. XD
I feel bad for Jesus ngl
@@tenshimoon Tbf Jesus would seriously be offended at modern christianity, since he mostly preached equality between people and loving everyone as much as yourself, which modern christianity is very hypocritical about (Not normal christians, I mean churches and christian publicators).
@@tragedyplustime8271 wholeheartedly agree. The modern church would probably judge & ostracize him just like the religious leaders back then did. A ton of parallels to today's church leaders
The graphics looks like it's made with a Pentium MMX
How are you everywhere? 🗿
He’s the new Justin Y
Yes, very true
All I know about you is we watch the same RUclipsrs, you apparently are everywhere, and that you should get back to work. You should pay these comments for their PR work lol!
is that good?or bad?
Yesterday my teacher had us watch 20 minutes of this before turning it off because it wasn’t what anybody had thought it was gonna be. That was the worst 20 minutes of my life
3:53 When I saw the logo for Dave of the Dead, I immediately thought Monsters vs Aliens. Only at that moment did I realize just how much of a mockbuster studio they really were.
"I wasn't ready for a racist-sounding sushi roll floating at the bottom of the ocean preaching bible lessons to christan fish."
-Saberspark, 2021
How is that even a sentence?!
I forgot its 2021
lol!!!!
9:23
*Saberspark:* _the talking animal and Christian cartoon reviewer._
At least some are funny.
At least, some are fuRRy.
But Saberspark is NOT a fur...ious person who, etc., etc. Just read my older comments, o.k.?
the furry christian reviewer
The latter was Goodnight Kevin's schtick.
Right, it's like this was made for him specifically.
i think i now understand why scary henry is depressed
the whale and dolphin models immediately angered me when I saw the tails. Cetaceans have horizontal tails, not vertical like fish's.
God: You shall not steal.
WowNow: Imma pretend I didn't see that.
Well, It's a good thing that we as Jehovah's Witnesses have the Become Jehovah's Friend series because that by itself is a real Christian cartoon.
@@Austinator0630 You just copy/pasting this propaganda plug on every comment, eh?
@@Austinator0630 I... isn’t that the crappy “Caleb and Sophia” universe? Man... that crap is complete JUNK!
They had to work so hard to get the racism in there. It's like they sat down and had a meeting about how they could squeeze racism in to an ocean world with no humans.
"AHA! Asians!"
This movie looks idiotic, but when did an accent become automatically racist 🙄
@@vystorm I hope you aren't being serious. Because otherwise you're telling me you looked at a sushi roll with a Japanese flag on it's head and a completely over the top and fake Japanese accent and thought "how could this possibly be racist?"
Suppose you don't a problem with minstrel shows either?
@@LilSpghetti There are so many things in the world worth defending, why is racist sushi what you want to argue about?
@@GippyHappy you’re right it’s not even worth it. I just argue online cuz I’m bored and I just hate life. I just like to be the devils advocate because I’m not mentally well, and it just takes a toll on me. In fact I even agree with you mostly. Idk I’m just not well. I don’t even want to be alive anymore
8:05 They also eat small fish. It might be an act of pure, evil genius to convince a whale to not eat fish. But realistically the whale would eat them without a second thought. Scary Henry, "Why have thy forsaken me!" These two fish are the scary ones. Telling a crab to stop being depressed all the time then telling a whale to eat his kind. Maybe if they stopped referring to him as 'Scary' he wouldn't be so depressed. Thanks to the fish he is now Terrified Henry. Sleep with one eye open Henry. 8:03 Family that we offer as a sacrifice to the Great Blue One. Are we sure they are worshipping Jesus and not Satan? 8:42 Kids really don't want to know what Dolphins are really like. It will give them nightmares. Once they know you can threaten to take them to Sea World when they misbehave. This will be followed by sobs and begs of repentance. Sharks will seem Christ-like in comparison. 8:44 Pufferfish are poisonous to both fish and humans. So I imagine the pufferfish would have to yell this since you don't want to be anywhere near it. This is probably the only fish that can kill you even while dead by eating it. 9:20 This film should definitely be sued by The Japanese American Citizens League. A Christian, racist, pro-abortion, fish part foodstuff.
Quick reminder that Mr. Sushi in this universe is the fish equivalent to a walking skinned human covered in rice and human eggs
That blue fish looks like he constantly has elevator music playing in his head
That’s not elevator music there has to be something worse than that in his mind
@@ImprisionArchieves pumped up kicks?
ORRRRRRR christian rap but clean
@@froggers8945 I would be guessing the later
Clown themed deathmetal
("Clowncore" for the unofficiated)
"Prince Of Egypt" was the best Judeo-Christian animated movie no ifs, ands or but. There has never been one to replace it.
Amen
I would type what I remember of the Veggie Tale theme here but I don’t feel like it so I hope you get the hope.
@@ImprisionArchieves we live in a society
a beedrill society
@@aftertheelectrike1847 That is horrible pun off of my horrible pun, but that was also hilarious good job.
@@ImprisionArchieves Pun-ception, perhaps? Idk, I just find your name funny and made the easiest joke I could. :)
Does anyone have the word “propaganda” come to mind when they think about or see this movie?
Have you ever done a video on Kingdom Under the Sea? (Which is another Christian fish feature, but came out before Finding Nemo). I've done a search of your channel but I haven't found anything in-depth, only a mention. Kingdom Under the Sea was a fever dream from my childhood. It isn't 100% terrible from what I remember, but that's comparatively speaking. Also Satan is a giant squid, which is kinda cool. The unfortunate thing is that all the bad guys are invertebrates and all the good guys are vertebrates... and that's even pointed out (the crabs are "bad") but it's not exactly surprising.
I saw this thing on Twitter saying “if Christians read the Bible to get closer to Jesus. Then what do atheists do to get further away?”
I think I found the answer
The same thing, a lot of the time. Countless deconversion stories basically go "read the Bible, shit didn't add up to me" lol
@@azuregriffin1116 thats basically what I was going to say
@@azuregriffin1116 Yeah... I can't believe I believed that the entire world was made in a week. That makes no sense!
@@sk1ttlz904 of course in The Prince of Egypt, they neglect to mention God deliverately hardening the pharoah's heart, if I recall rightly.
@@sk1ttlz904
Well, the entire universe apparently
Someone forgot their commandments - "Thou shalt not steal".
@@joshroehl6098 Didn't fancy learning to sing before trying a music career?
It's called creative barrowing.
@@spacedinosaur8733 OK wanna read my new book? Its about a magic baby called Cheesus. He performed magic tricks and feed a bunch of people with just 1 mountain dew and a variety pack of doritos. Eventually he said some thing people didnt like on twitter and he got straight up crucified.
This movie belongs to the streets
Lol exactly!
Kids: Can we stop for some Jesus?
Mother: We have Jesus at home.
Jesus at home:
I had to watch the whole finding Jesus at church today. Saberspark grab me from this hell and save me.
Psalty gave me nightmares. Even the church's childcare program was like "yeah no, you're watching Barney. This is horrifying."
They had the right idea, barney was better than this, but Barney was amazing, so i don't blame them for choosing barney over this
Barney is the soul of children’s shows. Everything is horrifying already but that was like, on a whole ‘nother level
Now that's hilarious
Lmao awesome.
Semi-related note: They didn't have any Mr. Rogers tapes? That's another sweet alternative.
this looks like a tv show that would only exist in the universe of another tv show
Lmaoooo most clever comment here
Specifically watched by Ned Flander's kids
Do not compare this monstrosity to the likes of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, Crash Nebula, Carter and Briggs, etc.
My aunt just put this movie on the tv and I came to see if u had made a video about it, I’m crying Lmaoo 😭
0:34 NOT THE FINDING... JESUS (CHEESE US!)
Actually i have a better idea for a movie:
Finding
Bleach
EDIT 19/07/21: Insert generic mesaage about likes
Under the sink, left side next to the draino. More of a pixar short than a movie
Finding
The grim reaper
We need to wash the clothes
How did we lose the bleach
@@Zarmdthecoolest TidePods and Bleach, my favorite breakfast cereal
@Hunter Ansorge behind the walmart at about 3 am on a tuesday, bring 60$ and call the boss baby, then spiderman and elsa will appear out of a youtube video to give you your smack
The editing here makes it even funnier. Shoutout to the "If you're depressed, just *STOP* " thing.
I will not accept Shark Tale slander. That movie was my CHILDHOOD
"It's like something Ned Flanders would show his kids."
I like to think Ned Flanders would have more respect for his sons than to expose them to something so unabashedly low-effort.
Mmm, no, I'm gonna go ahead and say this is about on par with what Ned shows his kids.
Nah this sounds like Ned
Pre flanderized Ned Flanders maybe not; post flanderized Ned Flanders maybe so.
not even I as a christian person could bare watch that
“Finding Jesus” A documentary about my search history.
LMFAOOOO
I died
Self Burn, respect.
@@gamegenie4617 so incredibly accurate
@@gamegenie4617 amen
Even Satan said "oh my god"
I remember my mom un ironically put on this movie to go to sleep
And while she watched it im sure as hell she wanted to say
"What in the fuck-"
To make matters worse, I'm confident all the lip-syncing is automatically generated. And by that I mean the lips just move in a generic loop whenever noises come out of the characters. Makes me wonder what program they even use to make this stuff.
Ye it does look like that, I usually and most creators just do lip syncing frame by frame so it is instantly notable if it looks weird or unrealistic but this film was like: *FRICK THAT!!!* LETZ USE SOME AUTO GENRATED GOOGLE LIP SYNCING!!
You can notice it especially when they laugh, what an embarrasment
@@realswobby ugh ikr 😒
@@Dragnulls you are replying to a post about lip sync...nothing to do with religion.
@@Dragnulls good for you lol