What the HELL is Trolland? (The UGLIEST Animated Movie Ever)
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- Опубликовано: 1 мар 2018
- This entire movie is literally one, giant animation error. It's easily the LAZIEST animated film that I have ever seen. Strap in folks, this one's gonna be fun...
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Guys, this is the laziest animated film I have ever seen. The lack of care is MIND blowing
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It’s getting too repetitive though .I mean 3 times you have got to be kidding . I called that your gonna make another one
* Video Brinquedo laughs in superiority *
Saberspark You think that's lazy? Heh. Heh. Foodfight feels as if the parts were slapped together.
Have you thought abouy making a video about how Disney created Anime. I find it a very interesting topic that people completely overlook.
Hell
I did not participate in the making of this movie
If not you, then who?
I don't believe you
Mabry it was JOSHUA then
You're right, Satan, even you aren't THAT evil.
I bet someone on asylum sold their soul to you first, then gaining the ability to produce this film. Still counts!
"Time to take a nap"
_gets possessed and has a seizure at the same time_
I wish I could like this but it's at 69
Edit: 430 people ruined it
a s c e n d e d c a t 😂
You know, in my, opinion the worst part about this movie? CHRIS DAUGHTRY STARRED IN THIS!
Pog
I'm going to casually get possessed while having a seizure, because it's my hobby.
I want a live-action version of this movie that still retains all of the errors. Failing to actually grasp objects, being pushed from five feet away, floating notebooks, someone's hair color changing in the middle of a scene, characters forgetting how to nap, etc...
imagine a musical of this.
each song is about each error they make
Grabbing 40 identical bald infants and painting them green, instant mirror juice, the Queen of England's inexplicable cameo.
It should be filmed in Ohio
That's gonna be a lot of songs
Petition to make this movie.
As a professional 3D sculptor, and character mockup artist, this is literally just first pass or "Rough in" animation that they chose to hit the render button on.
All animated movies start the animation cycle as a very rough story board, and then individual animators are given scenes to clean up, add particle effects where the director wants them, lip sync, physics, etc. Most big productions will go through at least three animation cleanups before they are finished.
It is insane to see a company release a movie in this stage, but I am not surprised if it was meant to just be a cash grab.
I think a good example is Monsters Inc, theres a video on yt showing the animation progress, starts off as a sketch, then they make the characters and move they around, then animation kicks in and at last the final render
This movie was put in theatres and killer bean wasn’t.
Let that sink in.
Well that news makes being buried in tin cans sound awfully tempting.
Skittles 536 yeah killer bean should’ve been in cinemas cus it does look good
Plus it looks like it was animated by human motion tracking if that’s what it’s called
Plus some of the characters in the movie and their names are inspired by some celebrities
Killer bean was too good for the theaters.
3:44 I didn't even see Haiden there until he started walking
*W h a t*
Leo The Lion: Upgrade
Joshua And The Promised Land: Wait go back
Trolland: *I said go back*
This needs more likes 😂😂😂
Addie Fay LOL
so true
Lol
South Park : FUCK GO BACK
Imagine going back in time and finding a young animator thinking of changing the world with their art...and then showing them this and telling them that this is their future.
Would create an new time branch when in alternate timeline, this avoid
I'm dying of laughter right now the way that he put the saving Private Ryan sound effects with the text at 17:58 is just 👌😂
first one to reply to the comment
"Do these kids have arthritis?"
*painful cracking*
"My bones!"
LOL! 😂
Awww! You're pfp is cute :D
Why do peeps keep using emojis
Rhoo Lands Because they want to be more expressive and they can lmao
13:26
This Movie:
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
Ow.......
I find your poem-comments beautiful and upsetting.
Spongebob is the deepest anime ever created.
Salami R0se 《Myosotis》 yes it is
Salami R0se 《Myosotis》 just as deep as jojo
I watch this whenever I’m feeling down cause it ALWAYS makes me laugh
6:05 Everytime when I'm sad I play this clip and laugh like a maniac
Literally everyone's limbs: ⬆️⬇️↗️↙️⬅️➡️↕️↔️
*This movie makes me want to go to an asylum....*
Haha
That’s why the producers named their group The Asylum
The Asylum: *Pack your bags pal, we got a position for you-*
Nice joke
↕️↗️⬇️⬆️⤴️⤵️↔️↗️🔽↘️➡️⬇️⬆️
Foodfight and the Emoji movie are starting look like Oscar worthy movies
Their still s*** xD
@@calorinedarkness5232 *they're
@@sarmacdzharmackprotoshr2982 Right thanks. I was about to take a shower tbh so I wanted to Leave a random comment. xD
Astro Punch Jesus Christ what nightmare world are we living in
@@calorinedarkness5232 They're like dried up shits at the side of the road compared to this heaping huge pile.
I was not prepared for the Queen of England part
17:39 don't u get it, this is PROOF! Trolland predicted queen elizabeth's death by perticularly putting this (non-animated) image of her!
The movement of these characters looks as if it was filmed in a VR chat
Aww maaan!! I was gonna say that!
@@LocalGooberGoobs too bad
id agree but vrchat has way better lip sync
More like a 1 yr old making a gmod film.
I had that feeling too
Gravity: Exists
Trolland: *Im gonna stop you right there.*
85 likes 4 month old comment and no comments. Sad
LOOKitsDApotato exactly! I don’t get how a comment can get 85 likes but not have an actual reply. Sad.
@@insertusernamehere8125
I once saw a comment with 23 thousand likes with 1. REPLY.
@@CoingamerFL SAME! Except with like 12k and there was no replies
@@insertusernamehere8125
Wow thanks youtube for not notifying about this reply
7:34 copy paste, copy paste, copy paste
Still the only movie to ever make me feel physically ill just by watching it
It gives me motion sickness and whiplash
They had a 7 dollar budget and they spent the 6 on the Travis Scott meal
How did you just make me laugh and cry at the same time
and had to make rest of the movie on the toilet
And spent the other 99 cents on a candy bar and used 1 cent to make the movie
What have they done to Shrek’s children
SA Shrek be like: look how they massacred my boy
i just noticed that
Shrek: what have you done
(Sorry i’m unfunny i can’t speak anymore ._.)
XD
Lmaaaoooo
I- LOL
17:27 olaf crapped his pants
It always amazes me how actors can agree to appear in shit like this.
"I'M...COMING..."
"No...NOOOOOO!!!"
That just sounded weird
“I’m coming!!”
Like.....
REALLY WEIRD
Yes! *Y E S !*
Can someone timestamp it please? xD
Combine someone saying "I'm coming" with dirty thoughts... it's, uh. If you ever watched porn or read lemon fanfics, you know what I'm talking about
G R O S S
The main character's voice does NOT fit his appearance.
*y e s*
No, course not
He sounds like he's twenty years old
Agree
Thought the same.
17:37 At least the Queen will be remember for being in this film.
Now that pic of the queen is but a relic
"Oh my god,it's insanely bad."
Well it ain't called asylum for nothing
You wanna know why? Because you gotta lock that shit up!
oops 🙊
They were in straight jackets while making this. I would rather watch Joshua and the Promise Land.
nice pun lmao
@@stickmation6651 Is rather watch the emoji movie, it’s that bad.
This is not a movie. It’s a Gamecube ROM Corruption
GET DOWN!
Tru
More like a N64 game corruption and PS1 Game corruption combined!
Rakk 96 bits corruption
DJ Psykix Nah it's too high poly. This is definitely a GameCube ISO corruption
The picture of the queen on the wall is his memorial of her death
the pic of the queen gotta be the best animated scene in this ever
That "NOO" clip will never not be funny.
It's funny to me
Awildgamer it should be a meme
N O O O O
The Asylum: Alright team how bad do you want this movie to be?
Animators: Yes
Ah the Asylum is their producer? Say no more. They are the biggest bunch of shitty producers trying to gain a bit of coin of block busters with shitty mock busters, just look at their release list on Wiki.
You want some bread, Chicken?
Guess what this movie is terrible
Chicken x did you mean to do it the other way round
Lmao
17:37 This scene just makes me laugh every time!
I love how this video has more videos than the trailer
I'VE SEEN THIS MOVIE! MY DAD GOT IT INSTEAD OF THE "TROLLS" MOVIE. WE NEARLY DIED LAUGHING.
what an incredible memory pahahah ❤️❤️
Oh god no!😳
both are bad but trollland is w or s e
@@xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888 yep
But how and why did he do that
The Queen Elizabeth picture was the final straw. I couldn't stop laughing at that one.
Give me time stamp
@@hehrhrthgthtgggrg4841 17:37
16:49
I think this is funnier because...
*AT-ST intensifies*
It made me laugh too!😂😂😂😂
I rewatch this whole video just for the Queen Elizabeth bit
Honestly, this movie really inspire me as a storywriter and an animator. If I doubt myself, I can always watch this and be happy with myself.
18:22 He's saying "I'd never thought I'd say this but, now's not the time for pranks."
The “noooo” clip gets me everytime 😂
Teawrecks 420 Huuuh! You’re mean!
@@alejandrob5091 wow
_"Only the best 5th Graders with deviant art accounts are allowed to work on this movie."_
-Saberspark
Ethan Curran I feel insulted but I dint use Devian art butwhatever
Edit: I speed something wrong
Spelled don’t
@@nothere8470 ME TOO
As a fifth grader I am insulted, I'm a great artist without no frackin deviantart
17:36 I suggest an explanation for the Queen Elizabeth picture: that specific picture is the official photographic portrait of Elizabeth as Queen of Canada, as Canada is a Commonwealth realm (that means, one of 15 countries were Elizabeth is the head of State). I don't know if it is the same in Canada, but in Europe is very common to have pictures of the head of States in public offices, like the forest ranger's one. Having said so, I suggest the whole movie was set in Canada... or maybe the producers were just high, who cares!
15:30. the hand
“One cannot copy a movie, one can only butcher it.”
Are you sure about that
- Albert einstein 2017
“Often Imitated, but never Duplicated.”
-Robin Williams
Gandalf 1341
Somehow asylum does both :/
The Asylum company will put everyone to the actual alysum
Facts.
Cybernik The Robot yes. True quality facts
(Oh woah 28 likes!?)
Madfox someone already said so
Madfox yep
But i still like it XD
Madfox im actually surprised theres 102 likes :3 my record is only 100 or sonething i dont remember
7:29 I did not expect that voice to come out of that troll
No, of course not
17:38 ... Those voice breaks... Saberspark is barely keeping his sanity.
I lost my shit at the Queen Elizabeth picture
Dude same
The trolls look like someone tried to bootleg Shrek's children.
Not to mention that they'd be a better fit in the nightmare sequence from Shrek the Third (which has Shrek get projectile vomited on by one of the ogre babies in said nightmare).
Y e s
5 years and this is still one funniest episodes I've see on this channel
True.
bro why does the background look like it was snatched from google
i have never laughed so hard. as an animator I can see the processes behind all of this and it kills me
So I was thinking, they made some random motion capture and never cleaned the capture, then rendered it separate from the scenario and placed it on top?
Also, the trolls have subsurface scattering for some reason which makes me think that there were only 3 animators working on it, one for the trolls, one for the humans and a guy for the grass simulation.
I was thinking Garry’s Mod
Just used IK animation on hands and feet and said fuck it to the rest of the rig. Its genious.
Cameron Pearce i haven't seen glitches this bad in g-mod when TRYING to get glitches!
mocap... with a kinect i suppose
Yup. The NOOOOO! From Joshua and the promised land has become a channel joke.
EeveeAbby ! I love it and the fish saying gross. It gets me every time.
Same though!
EeveeAbby ! I want a shirt of it
I love it so much
And I’m glad it’s a channel joke, the way he puts it in is so funny XD
8:57 errors in "Cyberpunk 2077"
this looks like a movie completely made in a vrchat greenscreen world
That awkward moment you just want to get up, but all of your joints are replaced with frozen mayo.
Every Day bro!
i... wasn't expecting finn's voice to sound like that
I want to be queen
Let's prank people
It's tradition
Me too
Same I was expecting it to be some higher pitch
No, of course not
19:42 why does the animation suddenly become so clean for 15 seconds and then goes back to shit
I come back to watch this every now and then when I need a good laugh. It never disappoints :)
The way the characters flail their arms and bend like that really does remind me of those gmod animations but actually worse looking
Literally any gmod animation is better than this
At least generally with "bad" GMod animations, it's done on purpose
@@DasSpaceAce it is done on purpose because the fuckers are shit at animating in the first place
@@hoganmerdith1911 did you have a bad time with gmod or something?
I feel like they didn't even HIRE animators they were like " Screw it make these people do it'
You should stop calling films the worst, not because it's repetitive, but because the universe sees it as a challenge and wills these atrocities into existence
Y e s
I don’t even think it’s possible to make something worse than this garbage
@@frostythesnowdragon3170 you Spoke too soon
@@frostythesnowdragon3170 2 words.
D I N G O P I C T U R E S
Never challenge the power of worse. It always takes you up on it.
0:42, for those who still don’t know, it’s Genius of Love (1981) by Tom Tom Club.
Even though Joshua and the promised land doesn’t even look good, It actually has the characters walking on the ground, having expressions, and the models look good to me
17:37
WHY is ther a pICTURE of the *voice crack*QUEEN of ENGLAND on his wall
*LILIBET WHY DO YOU HAVE TO APPEAR IN THIS UGLY FILM?!*
Literally my favorite part
I died on those voice cracks and the plane shooter thingy right after. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You have movies like Big Hero 6 where Disney literally made 1000s of unique character models and developed brand-new technology to accurately simulate traffic of people walking through a busy intersection in order to make it look as realistic as possible, for a scene that was hardly 30 seconds long.
And then you have movies like this.
This movie is ass, but I don't think it can be fairly compared to Disney. Who have the deepest pockets in the industry
Templarfreak yet still people hate big hero 6
Big Hero 6 really doesn't have *that* bad of a reception. It is mostly positive. It has about the same amount of haters and negativity surrounding it as any modern Disney Movie (outside of Frozen) will get.
You're comparing this travesty to Disney's Big Hero 6?
@@acidpossum2126
I personally quite hate the movie not cuz of the visuals but the story just isnt my type and its wayyyy too dark for a kids movie (i like when kid movies are darker than usual, like i've seen Coraline and loved it but Big Hero 6 is way too dark, and even with that, its not implemented well. Just characters dying and dying)
I remember I found a snow queen DVD knockoff that I had forgotten about, it had at the bottom of the DVD cover ‘Harry Potter meets the Snow Queen’. Which from the characters on the cover, (terrible edited ones) were definitely not part of a Harry Potter crossover. In the first few minutes of the movie, there was a shot of the town... the same female model copy and pasted. I never threw out a DVD so fast-
How I would have loved to be a fly on the wall in the studio during production of this “movie”
They might as well have hired a nine year old, completely on his own, drawing every frame on a piece of paper, recorded it on it's cell phone, doing every voice, sound effect, and song himself. That would have been better.
Yes
I'm up
that would of been probably wholesome sorta
My stepkids created 100x better clips on their Gameboy DS. They made stop motion videos. I'm not exaggerating, they seriously did.
(ahem)
Shape World
“Kid”
Sounds like a guy in his twenties
IKR?
lol agree
He sounds like a robot
At least with troll hunters, the whole "trolls live under a bridge" thing is at least kept consistent with you having to use a magical key to get into Troll Market and without it the entrance just looks like solid concrete
17:36 “Why is there a picture of the Queen of England on his wall?!” - Saber
QuEEn😂
Because it took place in Canada🍁
I’m starting to love that “no. NOOOOO!!!”
GrOSS
Me too
Me too
@@moffattwins8310 And me
“And heres Olaf, a guy whos obsessed with capturing the trolls.”
You mean:
“And here's olaf, a guy whos obsessed with flailing his arms around like an absolute idiot”
And also keep saying that he's Coooooooommmminnnnn
@@spiceart7061 lol
hes a cocaine addict too
@@seanomaoilmhichil7803 hello there deku
@@insertusernamehere8125 im just here to enhance my hatred for evil
0:56 Boy really tried doing the Dayang Dayang dance 💀
It also has one of my biggest pet peeves: characters who are supposed to be kids who have voices like they were in their mid-twenties.
More like mid-life crisis
the animation of the characters looks like people in VR when you're watching them in VR as well
Fax
I was about to say, this whole movie looks like it was made in VR chat
No Vr chat looks way better then whatever the heck this is
@@miaiscoolcat7584 Yeah I’ve seen some gorgeous(and insanely cursed, though still visually impressive-) models.
The green fairy had better animation for a VR animated movie than Trolland.
Ugh, those trolls look like the illegitimate love child of the Shrek babies and the characters from the Live-action Smurfs movies
I think this may be the most accurate content I've read yet.
EYTPS+ Don't disrespect Lord Emperor Shrek like that.
EXACTLY
"Haiden looks like he's about to fall asleep here." He must've stayed up all night trying to remember why he signed up for this movie in the first place.
This movie is the demon in my nightmares 💀
These characters move like in vr bruh😂
Underrated comment.
They didn’t even touch the the grass. How can someone even make something this terrible? How can you in good conscience make something this horrible?
@@markie1388 Nah I would have to be High, Drunk, or hafe asleep🤣
Not trying to get wooshed but it's because this used Motion Capture.
Or... Xbox 360 Kinect
The animations is like a VRChat server.
Or broken sims mods.
Yup
@@longhornmcsteel2307 Don't compare Source Engine with great facial animations and fluid animation shifting with this trash
THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING
Yeah it's like VRChat but broken lol
The second the movie did the scene from fellowship of the ring I freaked out and I thought it was cool that you mentioned it.
0:48: What the hell did i just watch💀💀💀
I’m looking forward to you using the Joshua and the promise land memes for the rest of the year
NO! NOOOOO!
Baraa Abdullattif this has replaced the Darth Vader "nooo" for me as the new reaction meme.
As long as he keeps using the Moses No scene then I'm a happy camper 😁
Uhhhhhh... No problem
lampshade DUDE SAME
Trolland is the kind of kid who would get bullied by Joshua and the Promised Land.
Just sayin
18:23 “I never thought I’d say this, but now is not the time for pranks!”
15:31 Picking up items for a quest that are scattered in the map:
Favorite part:
Why iS THERE A PICTURE, OF THE *QUEEEEN* OF ENGLAND, ON HIS WALL!?
Foxstar Thunderclan same XD
Saberspark was showing his inner Angry Video Game Nerd with that comment.
Mine was the Dday joke
Yo another warriors fan ;)
Foxstar Thunderclan Imagina if someone makes a shitty animated movie and they put a donald trump picture
12:18- The reason Olaf is freaking out is because he's tripping balls.
RandomGuy 2999
That explains it
There's a picture of Queen Victoria in the picture of Queen Elizabeth II in the movie.
13:47 does anyone know what song’s playing in the scene? I tried looking it up on Spotify but it didn’t seem to come up, and I doubt that it’s original from the film..
12:09 my brother thinking he’s a ninja be like:
No that's my brain when I have to take a test
NAIIII
Lol
LOL
@@catreeson3516 comedy gold
*wHY is theRE A PIcture oF the QUEEN oN his WAll*
*He'S nOt EvEn EnGlIsH*
17:35
*The queen is bae thats why.*
He bought the frame and that demo picture was left in... He is lonely troll hunter out in the woods, he doesn't even have internet.
The fact that he played the into to “Bad” for that close up straight up killed me
6:55 I can’t stop laughing.
11:51 same.
7:33 Copy paste.
9:46 Crazy body.
11:01 YEET!!!!!
6:32 dump in pants.
14:56 😂😂😂
13:20 MY BONES
did not expect to hear the voice of kevin leven in this movie but here we are
One of the few RUclipsrs that go to the bottom of the world of Animation...
Not all heroes wear capes.
Looks like he took the incredibles' advise.
Hybrant
There's also I Hate Everything... but he hasnt touched this one yet.
Hybrant Phelous, Caddicarus, Square Eyed Jak, Snipe and Wib and Loulogio have beaten him to the point; they've watched Dingo Pictures...
This hero wears a diving suit and plunges deep into the unplumbed depths of animation
H
Whatcha gonna do when you get out of jail?
Asylum: *_I’m gonna have some fun..._*
What do you consider fun? Fun, natural fun!
11:02 "OwOhOh"
11:10 "yes"
12:08 "IIHAAUHH AH IIIIH"
13:59 "..."
14:15 LMAO WTF
15:23 "D:"
16:25 "uugh uaah"
16:44 "I HATE YOOU"
17:20 i believe i can flyy
17:37 WTF KKAKS
17:54 top 10 anime fights
19:10 I'M CRYING WTF IS THIS
20:25 "if you can handle me,you can handle this"
21:17 I'M DONE WITH THIS MOVIE DUDE
Iceberg that sunk the titanic