What the HELL is Trolland? (The UGLIEST Animated Movie Ever)

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @Saberspark
    @Saberspark  6 лет назад +5064

    Guys, this is the laziest animated film I have ever seen. The lack of care is MIND blowing
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    • @mattlucas169
      @mattlucas169 6 лет назад +45

      It’s getting too repetitive though .I mean 3 times you have got to be kidding . I called that your gonna make another one

    • @elusorymonk1941
      @elusorymonk1941 6 лет назад +37

      * Video Brinquedo laughs in superiority *

    • @melodickalimba3738
      @melodickalimba3738 6 лет назад +39

      Saberspark You think that's lazy? Heh. Heh. Foodfight feels as if the parts were slapped together.

    • @douglasballoni6074
      @douglasballoni6074 6 лет назад +18

      Have you thought abouy making a video about how Disney created Anime. I find it a very interesting topic that people completely overlook.

    • @420subscriberswithnovideos2
      @420subscriberswithnovideos2 6 лет назад +10

      Hell

  • @adamfay2152
    @adamfay2152 6 лет назад +3722

    Leo The Lion: Upgrade
    Joshua And The Promised Land: Wait go back
    Trolland: *I said go back*

  • @skittles536
    @skittles536 5 лет назад +7485

    This movie was put in theatres and killer bean wasn’t.
    Let that sink in.

    • @aactualhuman3704
      @aactualhuman3704 4 года назад +451

      Well that news makes being buried in tin cans sound awfully tempting.

    • @pixelplayer140
      @pixelplayer140 4 года назад +344

      Skittles 536 yeah killer bean should’ve been in cinemas cus it does look good
      Plus it looks like it was animated by human motion tracking if that’s what it’s called
      Plus some of the characters in the movie and their names are inspired by some celebrities

    • @highadmiraljt5853
      @highadmiraljt5853 4 года назад +306

      Killer bean was too good for the theaters.

    • @alexhart9267
      @alexhart9267 4 года назад +74

      3:44 I didn't even see Haiden there until he started walking

    • @asid5240
      @asid5240 4 года назад +34

      *W h a t*

  • @ascendedcat260
    @ascendedcat260 5 лет назад +2089

    "Time to take a nap"
    _gets possessed and has a seizure at the same time_

    • @luamint
      @luamint 4 года назад +37

      I wish I could like this but it's at 69
      Edit: 430 people ruined it

    • @yonawoods6853
      @yonawoods6853 4 года назад +13

      a s c e n d e d c a t 😂

    • @alexhart9267
      @alexhart9267 4 года назад +11

      You know, in my, opinion the worst part about this movie? CHRIS DAUGHTRY STARRED IN THIS!

    • @jimboringo9958
      @jimboringo9958 4 года назад +4

      Pog

    • @alexandriamiller7654
      @alexandriamiller7654 4 года назад +13

      I'm going to casually get possessed while having a seizure, because it's my hobby.

  • @wesleyoldham4222
    @wesleyoldham4222 2 года назад +970

    I want a live-action version of this movie that still retains all of the errors. Failing to actually grasp objects, being pushed from five feet away, floating notebooks, someone's hair color changing in the middle of a scene, characters forgetting how to nap, etc...

    • @stankytanky69
      @stankytanky69 2 года назад +66

      imagine a musical of this.
      each song is about each error they make

    • @wantedbird55srandomchannel28
      @wantedbird55srandomchannel28 2 года назад +55

      Grabbing 40 identical bald infants and painting them green, instant mirror juice, the Queen of England's inexplicable cameo.

    • @kakeemakeup5845
      @kakeemakeup5845 Год назад +23

      It should be filmed in Ohio

    • @remingtonbrade114
      @remingtonbrade114 Год назад +9

      That's gonna be a lot of songs

    • @poorlyanimated9632
      @poorlyanimated9632 Год назад +13

      Petition to make this movie.

  • @Barista.Nathan
    @Barista.Nathan 4 года назад +3762

    The Queen Elizabeth picture was the final straw. I couldn't stop laughing at that one.

  • @flying-magpie
    @flying-magpie 6 лет назад +2450

    This Movie:
    I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

    • @wastelandlegocheem
      @wastelandlegocheem 6 лет назад +71

      Ow.......

    • @BudduredToast
      @BudduredToast 6 лет назад +84

      I find your poem-comments beautiful and upsetting.

    • @salamir0semyosotis21
      @salamir0semyosotis21 6 лет назад +185

      Spongebob is the deepest anime ever created.

    • @tomatoe1333
      @tomatoe1333 6 лет назад +21

      Salami R0se 《Myosotis》 yes it is

    • @quinnzykir
      @quinnzykir 6 лет назад +25

      Salami R0se 《Myosotis》 just as deep as jojo

  • @martyna7058
    @martyna7058 6 лет назад +10264

    I did not participate in the making of this movie

    • @predator5775
      @predator5775 6 лет назад +648

      If not you, then who?

    • @beth3667
      @beth3667 6 лет назад +441

      I don't believe you

    • @angeloarias4119
      @angeloarias4119 6 лет назад +416

      Mabry it was JOSHUA then

    • @nutellacastle
      @nutellacastle 6 лет назад +705

      You're right, Satan, even you aren't THAT evil.

    • @emini6
      @emini6 6 лет назад +232

      I bet someone on asylum sold their soul to you first, then gaining the ability to produce this film. Still counts!

  • @canis_machina7280
    @canis_machina7280 2 года назад +210

    As a professional 3D sculptor, and character mockup artist, this is literally just first pass or "Rough in" animation that they chose to hit the render button on.
    All animated movies start the animation cycle as a very rough story board, and then individual animators are given scenes to clean up, add particle effects where the director wants them, lip sync, physics, etc. Most big productions will go through at least three animation cleanups before they are finished.
    It is insane to see a company release a movie in this stage, but I am not surprised if it was meant to just be a cash grab.

    • @Viivlet
      @Viivlet Год назад +11

      I think a good example is Monsters Inc, theres a video on yt showing the animation progress, starts off as a sketch, then they make the characters and move they around, then animation kicks in and at last the final render

  • @klutzIDV
    @klutzIDV 5 лет назад +1954

    The Asylum: Alright team how bad do you want this movie to be?
    Animators: Yes

    • @blueskdragonFX
      @blueskdragonFX 5 лет назад +20

      Ah the Asylum is their producer? Say no more. They are the biggest bunch of shitty producers trying to gain a bit of coin of block busters with shitty mock busters, just look at their release list on Wiki.

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 5 лет назад +8

      You want some bread, Chicken?

    • @shannonrankin3403
      @shannonrankin3403 5 лет назад +8

      Guess what this movie is terrible

    • @dylanrandall7269
      @dylanrandall7269 5 лет назад +3

      Chicken x did you mean to do it the other way round

    • @NeptuneHamster
      @NeptuneHamster 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao

  • @astropunch101
    @astropunch101 5 лет назад +4483

    Foodfight and the Emoji movie are starting look like Oscar worthy movies

    • @calorinedarkness5232
      @calorinedarkness5232 5 лет назад +123

      Their still s*** xD

    • @sarmacdzharmackprotoshr2982
      @sarmacdzharmackprotoshr2982 5 лет назад +114

      @@calorinedarkness5232 *they're

    • @calorinedarkness5232
      @calorinedarkness5232 5 лет назад +87

      @@sarmacdzharmackprotoshr2982 Right thanks. I was about to take a shower tbh so I wanted to Leave a random comment. xD

    • @gillianfleischer5620
      @gillianfleischer5620 5 лет назад +33

      Astro Punch Jesus Christ what nightmare world are we living in

    • @emperorfaiz
      @emperorfaiz 5 лет назад +40

      @@calorinedarkness5232 They're like dried up shits at the side of the road compared to this heaping huge pile.

  • @Nekoime8671
    @Nekoime8671 6 лет назад +1350

    "I'M...COMING..."
    "No...NOOOOOO!!!"

    • @cirrus3207
      @cirrus3207 6 лет назад +63

      That just sounded weird
      “I’m coming!!”
      Like.....
      REALLY WEIRD

    • @saberknight2474
      @saberknight2474 6 лет назад +37

      Yes! *Y E S !*

    • @Hex430
      @Hex430 6 лет назад +14

      Can someone timestamp it please? xD

    • @nataliaborys1554
      @nataliaborys1554 6 лет назад +23

      Combine someone saying "I'm coming" with dirty thoughts... it's, uh. If you ever watched porn or read lemon fanfics, you know what I'm talking about

    • @carlosfernandoandino6589
      @carlosfernandoandino6589 6 лет назад +20

      G R O S S

  • @TheLibby1979
    @TheLibby1979 2 года назад +162

    Imagine going back in time and finding a young animator thinking of changing the world with their art...and then showing them this and telling them that this is their future.

    • @volactic5240
      @volactic5240 Год назад +9

      Would create an new time branch when in alternate timeline, this avoid

    • @ozzyxlinder3697
      @ozzyxlinder3697 7 месяцев назад +3

      That is the evilest thing anyone can do.

  • @thecrowbarfoogle647
    @thecrowbarfoogle647 4 года назад +1565

    "Do these kids have arthritis?"
    *painful cracking*
    "My bones!"

  • @peterp516
    @peterp516 5 лет назад +1660

    They might as well have hired a nine year old, completely on his own, drawing every frame on a piece of paper, recorded it on it's cell phone, doing every voice, sound effect, and song himself. That would have been better.

    • @haoqw
      @haoqw 4 года назад +23

      Yes

    • @revst4r
      @revst4r 4 года назад +20

      I'm up

    • @ThomasJefferson-xc8wg
      @ThomasJefferson-xc8wg 4 года назад +67

      that would of been probably wholesome sorta

    • @yeahgirl11
      @yeahgirl11 2 года назад +24

      My stepkids created 100x better clips on their Gameboy DS. They made stop motion videos. I'm not exaggerating, they seriously did.

    • @MaggieAMoscaZoadora
      @MaggieAMoscaZoadora 2 года назад +3

      (ahem)
      Shape World

  • @xx-uv1ys
    @xx-uv1ys 6 лет назад +354

    _"Only the best 5th Graders with deviant art accounts are allowed to work on this movie."_
    -Saberspark

    • @nothere8470
      @nothere8470 6 лет назад +4

      Ethan Curran I feel insulted but I dint use Devian art butwhatever

    • @nothere8470
      @nothere8470 6 лет назад +1

      Edit: I speed something wrong

    • @nothere8470
      @nothere8470 6 лет назад

      Spelled don’t

    • @quirkhopper404
      @quirkhopper404 5 лет назад +1

      @@nothere8470 ME TOO

    • @zephyrian1006
      @zephyrian1006 5 лет назад +1

      As a fifth grader I am insulted, I'm a great artist without no frackin deviantart

  • @Shiryo-mx
    @Shiryo-mx 2 года назад +220

    I'm dying of laughter right now the way that he put the saving Private Ryan sound effects with the text at 17:58 is just 👌😂

  • @theultumzero8491
    @theultumzero8491 5 лет назад +947

    The way the characters flail their arms and bend like that really does remind me of those gmod animations but actually worse looking

    • @nathanielwindsor7679
      @nathanielwindsor7679 5 лет назад +70

      Literally any gmod animation is better than this

    • @DasSpaceAce
      @DasSpaceAce 5 лет назад +52

      At least generally with "bad" GMod animations, it's done on purpose

    • @hoganmerdith1911
      @hoganmerdith1911 5 лет назад +6

      @@DasSpaceAce it is done on purpose because the fuckers are shit at animating in the first place

    • @quasar7951
      @quasar7951 4 года назад +13

      @@hoganmerdith1911 did you have a bad time with gmod or something?

    • @ghasttearguy2616
      @ghasttearguy2616 4 года назад +4

      I feel like they didn't even HIRE animators they were like " Screw it make these people do it'

  • @weebtrash1400
    @weebtrash1400 6 лет назад +806

    18:40
    Troll: Olaf is coming
    Olaf: I'm coming
    Fish: Gross
    Love it

  • @erglwrgl
    @erglwrgl 4 года назад +701

    Gravity: Exists
    Trolland: *Im gonna stop you right there.*

    • @lookitsdapotato5445
      @lookitsdapotato5445 4 года назад +1

      85 likes 4 month old comment and no comments. Sad

    • @erglwrgl
      @erglwrgl 4 года назад +2

      LOOKitsDApotato exactly! I don’t get how a comment can get 85 likes but not have an actual reply. Sad.

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 4 года назад +1

      @@erglwrgl
      I once saw a comment with 23 thousand likes with 1. REPLY.

    • @erglwrgl
      @erglwrgl 4 года назад

      @@CoingamerFL SAME! Except with like 12k and there was no replies

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 4 года назад

      @@erglwrgl
      Wow thanks youtube for not notifying about this reply

  • @LocalLov3r
    @LocalLov3r 2 года назад +32

    I was not prepared for the Queen of England part

  • @serenagene2219
    @serenagene2219 4 года назад +635

    "Oh my god,it's insanely bad."
    Well it ain't called asylum for nothing

    • @trevorphillips8415
      @trevorphillips8415 4 года назад +13

      You wanna know why? Because you gotta lock that shit up!

    • @somethinginthewalls388
      @somethinginthewalls388 4 года назад

      oops 🙊

    • @stickmation6651
      @stickmation6651 4 года назад +4

      They were in straight jackets while making this. I would rather watch Joshua and the Promise Land.

    • @Atokosmo
      @Atokosmo 4 года назад

      nice pun lmao

    • @sticks2221
      @sticks2221 4 года назад

      @@stickmation6651 Is rather watch the emoji movie, it’s that bad.

  • @RakkAnimate
    @RakkAnimate 6 лет назад +3040

    This is not a movie. It’s a Gamecube ROM Corruption

  • @madama3844
    @madama3844 6 лет назад +500

    every joke in here is gold honestly. the editing is superb.

  • @ryukaze505
    @ryukaze505 3 года назад +54

    6:05 Everytime when I'm sad I play this clip and laugh like a maniac

  • @ErebusTheDragonn
    @ErebusTheDragonn 4 года назад +501

    “One cannot copy a movie, one can only butcher it.”

  • @kel_khaos
    @kel_khaos 4 года назад +818

    What made me feel the most rage was how the voices just didn't fit the characters' designs.

    • @peachblossom09
      @peachblossom09 4 года назад +13

      Draqueous same here

    • @7bvbyyrissa
      @7bvbyyrissa 4 года назад +67

      forreal the bald bully was SO TALL & looked like and sounded like a grown baby and the main character looked like a regular 13 year old with a 30 year old man voice😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bluejay3748
      @bluejay3748 3 года назад +16

      @@7bvbyyrissa the only one that kinda fits was the old troll
      But the others were really not

    • @mariajimenafigueroa233
      @mariajimenafigueroa233 3 года назад +7

      @@bluejay3748 Especially Fenn (the main troll character)

    • @yeahgirl11
      @yeahgirl11 2 года назад +10

      @@mariajimenafigueroa233 For real. Ja Rule? Seriously? I think they just put him in there because he was a friend of a friend or something like that.

  • @itzuthesilkwing1694
    @itzuthesilkwing1694 6 лет назад +344

    12:18- The reason Olaf is freaking out is because he's tripping balls.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 6 лет назад +7

      RandomGuy 2999
      That explains it

  • @LORDSPHYNX
    @LORDSPHYNX 2 года назад +104

    I watch this whenever I’m feeling down cause it ALWAYS makes me laugh

  • @coffeebean2
    @coffeebean2 4 года назад +841

    Imagine a 14 year old wanting to feel some early childhood nostalgia and realizing that this was the thing they forced their parents to watch with them twice a week.

    • @pleasedrinkwaterffs
      @pleasedrinkwaterffs 3 года назад +87

      As a 14 year old, thank fucking god i grew up on disney/pixar movies instead of....this thing.

    • @vodoumyers
      @vodoumyers 3 года назад +45

      @@pleasedrinkwaterffs Let's thank Disney/Pixar for a lot of stuff:
      Dumbo
      The Aristocrats
      Lady & The Tramp
      A Bug's Life
      Atlantis: The Lost Empire
      Toy Story
      And a lot more to make us remember how great our childhood is. But this shit right here........ Makes me feel like I lost faith in humanity.

    • @MidnightTimez17
      @MidnightTimez17 3 года назад +18

      I remember watching a movie called Ivan the incredible and 2 years ago I decided to rewatch it and I’m embarrassed that I liked a movie that was bad

    • @vodoumyers
      @vodoumyers 3 года назад +11

      @@MidnightTimez17 Bruh! When I tell you that movie damn near gave me a full blown migraine watching it......... I almost wanted to rip my ears off because it was so damn terrible. I rather watch Rio than watch that bullshit again.

    • @MidnightTimez17
      @MidnightTimez17 3 года назад +8

      @@vodoumyers LMAOOO

  • @Dewdropmon
    @Dewdropmon 6 лет назад +1075

    I don’t know why I enjoy listening to you talk about these bad movies so much. But I do. Keep up the great comentary and editing.

    • @StriderOwO
      @StriderOwO 6 лет назад +27

      Dewdropmon It's his voice.
      His lovely voice.

    • @metta6947
      @metta6947 6 лет назад +6

      Dewdropmon Much, *MUCH* more entertaining than *any* of the movies he's covered so far.

    • @WileyCylas
      @WileyCylas 6 лет назад +6

      Honestly you haven't seen bad yet until you've witnessed & experienced the monstrosity that is Dingo Pictures Animation. They are the DEFINITION OF LAZY!!!! At least this movie has original(ish) characters & aren't stolen....

    • @CheckOutThatGrooveYo
      @CheckOutThatGrooveYo 6 лет назад

      Dewdropmon
      Thats the best content on his channel

    • @xxkaxyxx9703
      @xxkaxyxx9703 6 лет назад

      Ikr

  • @cin3742
    @cin3742 5 лет назад +803

    The movement of these characters looks as if it was filmed in a VR chat

    • @LocalGoobs
      @LocalGoobs 4 года назад +21

      Aww maaan!! I was gonna say that!

    • @JACK101Star
      @JACK101Star 4 года назад +6

      @@LocalGoobs too bad

    • @JackTheVulture
      @JackTheVulture 4 года назад +49

      id agree but vrchat has way better lip sync

    • @thedripcritic9379
      @thedripcritic9379 4 года назад +21

      More like a 1 yr old making a gmod film.

    • @joeltehguy
      @joeltehguy 4 года назад +1

      I had that feeling too

  • @amaibambina
    @amaibambina 2 года назад +30

    17:37 At least the Queen will be remember for being in this film.

  • @magnaillusion6085
    @magnaillusion6085 6 лет назад +414

    That awkward moment you just want to get up, but all of your joints are replaced with frozen mayo.

  • @finoliatav9998
    @finoliatav9998 6 лет назад +756

    i have never laughed so hard. as an animator I can see the processes behind all of this and it kills me

    • @ProxyDoug
      @ProxyDoug 6 лет назад +69

      So I was thinking, they made some random motion capture and never cleaned the capture, then rendered it separate from the scenario and placed it on top?
      Also, the trolls have subsurface scattering for some reason which makes me think that there were only 3 animators working on it, one for the trolls, one for the humans and a guy for the grass simulation.

    • @cameronpearce5943
      @cameronpearce5943 6 лет назад +32

      I was thinking Garry’s Mod

    • @KillerRedVine
      @KillerRedVine 6 лет назад +21

      Just used IK animation on hands and feet and said fuck it to the rest of the rig. Its genious.

    • @PsylomeAlpha
      @PsylomeAlpha 6 лет назад +24

      Cameron Pearce i haven't seen glitches this bad in g-mod when TRYING to get glitches!

    • @alphawolf6708
      @alphawolf6708 6 лет назад +10

      mocap... with a kinect i suppose

  • @susannahrinker727
    @susannahrinker727 4 года назад +1506

    The main character's voice does NOT fit his appearance.

  • @Mr_TF28
    @Mr_TF28 Год назад +8

    18:22 He's saying "I'd never thought I'd say this but, now's not the time for pranks."

  • @milkiiiteaa
    @milkiiiteaa 4 года назад +653

    i... wasn't expecting finn's voice to sound like that

  • @guywithayoutubeaccount6235
    @guywithayoutubeaccount6235 6 лет назад +367

    My great grandfather fought at d-day. It was an honour to see him in this movie.17:59

  • @memelord935
    @memelord935 4 года назад +568

    They had a 7 dollar budget and they spent the 6 on the Travis Scott meal

    • @uwu7931
      @uwu7931 3 года назад +25

      How did you just make me laugh and cry at the same time

    • @qxtjzz
      @qxtjzz 3 года назад +13

      and had to make rest of the movie on the toilet

    • @ooboomooretiredchannel435
      @ooboomooretiredchannel435 3 года назад +14

      And spent the other 99 cents on a candy bar and used 1 cent to make the movie

  • @KirbyG.O.A.T
    @KirbyG.O.A.T Год назад +4

    17:36 “Why is there a picture of the Queen of England on his wall?!” - Saber

    • @Es_gee
      @Es_gee 11 месяцев назад +1

      QuEEn😂

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 9 месяцев назад +1

      Because it took place in Canada🍁

  • @Abigail92749
    @Abigail92749 6 лет назад +456

    Yup. The NOOOOO! From Joshua and the promised land has become a channel joke.

    • @ShinyElGhosteo
      @ShinyElGhosteo 6 лет назад +38

      EeveeAbby ! I love it and the fish saying gross. It gets me every time.

    • @rat4002
      @rat4002 6 лет назад

      Same though!

    • @iAmMadeOfSoup
      @iAmMadeOfSoup 6 лет назад +2

      EeveeAbby ! I want a shirt of it

    • @otakah.4437
      @otakah.4437 6 лет назад +1

      I love it so much

    • @Abigail92749
      @Abigail92749 6 лет назад +1

      And I’m glad it’s a channel joke, the way he puts it in is so funny XD

  • @cresentcube5898
    @cresentcube5898 6 лет назад +279

    This goes so deep into the uncanny valley to the point where it physically hurts.

  • @absolite6
    @absolite6 4 года назад +1024

    Literally everyone's limbs: ⬆️⬇️↗️↙️⬅️➡️↕️↔️
    *This movie makes me want to go to an asylum....*

  • @pianissimo5951
    @pianissimo5951 2 года назад +22

    17:39 don't u get it, this is PROOF! Trolland predicted queen elizabeth's death by perticularly putting this (non-animated) image of her!

  • @DonkEStables
    @DonkEStables 4 года назад +537

    I'VE SEEN THIS MOVIE! MY DAD GOT IT INSTEAD OF THE "TROLLS" MOVIE. WE NEARLY DIED LAUGHING.

  • @Awildgamer
    @Awildgamer 6 лет назад +266

    That "NOO" clip will never not be funny.

  • @cookscreativecorner
    @cookscreativecorner 4 года назад +325

    The captions around 18:22 say: "I never thought I'd shave, but now is not the time for French."

    • @angrymokyuu1951
      @angrymokyuu1951 3 года назад +29

      That... actually helped me understand the line. Somehow, that scares me.

    • @mariajimenafigueroa233
      @mariajimenafigueroa233 3 года назад +9

      I don't care what he said, I'm just looking at his hand

    • @zazzyb30
      @zazzyb30 3 года назад +38

      I speak stupid, don’t worry, I know what he is actually saying
      “I’d never thought I said this, but now is not the time for pranks!”

    • @KingO_Oz
      @KingO_Oz 2 года назад +2

      @@zazzyb30 thanks dude

  • @starrycharacter
    @starrycharacter 2 месяца назад +4

    21:55
    I think the implication was actually about the camper was lost and about to walk off a cliff by accident and they saved him but it is funnier to imagine that the trolls operate as campsite suicide watch

  • @snessi_land
    @snessi_land 6 лет назад +314

    Honestly, your INTRO is better than the whole movie

    • @teaco8110
      @teaco8110 6 лет назад +10

      agreed

    • @sakurasweet5625
      @sakurasweet5625 6 лет назад +8

      I don’t know whether this is a compliment or an insult.

  • @saberknight2474
    @saberknight2474 6 лет назад +265

    Whatcha gonna do when you get out of jail?
    Asylum: *_I’m gonna have some fun..._*

    • @spectralid
      @spectralid 5 лет назад +1

      What do you consider fun? Fun, natural fun!

  • @libny5531
    @libny5531 6 лет назад +455

    One of the few RUclipsrs that go to the bottom of the world of Animation...
    Not all heroes wear capes.

    • @thomaspluijm4396
      @thomaspluijm4396 6 лет назад +12

      Looks like he took the incredibles' advise.

    • @hellishhybrid1839
      @hellishhybrid1839 6 лет назад +5

      Hybrant
      There's also I Hate Everything... but he hasnt touched this one yet.

    • @baranguirus
      @baranguirus 6 лет назад +2

      Hybrant Phelous, Caddicarus, Square Eyed Jak, Snipe and Wib and Loulogio have beaten him to the point; they've watched Dingo Pictures...

    • @UntamedDragon02
      @UntamedDragon02 6 лет назад +3

      This hero wears a diving suit and plunges deep into the unplumbed depths of animation

    • @tudorharjoi7708
      @tudorharjoi7708 6 лет назад

      H

  • @francescogiovannizollo
    @francescogiovannizollo 2 года назад +5

    17:36 I suggest an explanation for the Queen Elizabeth picture: that specific picture is the official photographic portrait of Elizabeth as Queen of Canada, as Canada is a Commonwealth realm (that means, one of 15 countries were Elizabeth is the head of State). I don't know if it is the same in Canada, but in Europe is very common to have pictures of the head of States in public offices, like the forest ranger's one. Having said so, I suggest the whole movie was set in Canada... or maybe the producers were just high, who cares!

  • @lampshade6967
    @lampshade6967 6 лет назад +550

    I’m looking forward to you using the Joshua and the promise land memes for the rest of the year

    • @BeroBob
      @BeroBob 6 лет назад +61

      NO! NOOOOO!

    • @TheEmpireDabsBack
      @TheEmpireDabsBack 6 лет назад +21

      Baraa Abdullattif this has replaced the Darth Vader "nooo" for me as the new reaction meme.

    • @KingStr0ng
      @KingStr0ng 6 лет назад +12

      As long as he keeps using the Moses No scene then I'm a happy camper 😁

    • @lucasmr3215
      @lucasmr3215 6 лет назад

      Uhhhhhh... No problem

    • @abby2895
      @abby2895 6 лет назад

      lampshade DUDE SAME

  • @rebeccawilhelm3508
    @rebeccawilhelm3508 6 лет назад +305

    I just LOVE the part 17:38-17:54
    WHY IS THERE A PICTURE OF THE QUEEEEN OF ENGLAND ON HIS WALL??

    • @DEthe5150
      @DEthe5150 5 лет назад +17

      The way he delivered his disbelief is like he can't take it anymore.

    • @bigfinstudios181
      @bigfinstudios181 5 лет назад +6

      The picture is a portal to the real world.

    • @DiggerjohnKansas
      @DiggerjohnKansas 5 лет назад +2

      or maybe he's Canadian? She is our queen too,

    • @taninkster
      @taninkster 5 лет назад

      same

    • @Corgipon
      @Corgipon 5 лет назад +1

      My reaction would be: *WHY IN THE WORLD IS MY IDOL IN THIS FUGLY MOVIE*

  • @blackoutforests
    @blackoutforests 4 года назад +1136

    the animation of the characters looks like people in VR when you're watching them in VR as well

    • @erg5327
      @erg5327 3 года назад +17

      Fax

    • @rockycuro7737
      @rockycuro7737 3 года назад +83

      I was about to say, this whole movie looks like it was made in VR chat

    • @miaiscoolcat7584
      @miaiscoolcat7584 3 года назад +58

      No Vr chat looks way better then whatever the heck this is

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 3 года назад +38

      @@miaiscoolcat7584 Yeah I’ve seen some gorgeous(and insanely cursed, though still visually impressive-) models.

    • @robinsordahl8947
      @robinsordahl8947 2 года назад +6

      The green fairy had better animation for a VR animated movie than Trolland.

  • @yessrodd
    @yessrodd 2 года назад +24

    7:34 copy paste, copy paste, copy paste

  • @kurisu7885
    @kurisu7885 6 лет назад +256

    Any time a big movie is coming out these days, especially a CGI movie, you can guarantee that there will be an extremely shitty knockoff released in an attempt to confuse well meaning grandparents.

    • @deceseze
      @deceseze 6 лет назад +16

      i noticed there wasnt really one for inside out
      wonder why

    • @standardmemechannelanimefa8865
      @standardmemechannelanimefa8865 6 лет назад

      Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid

    • @aglitch3146
      @aglitch3146 6 лет назад

      or so says phantom strider

    • @kurisu7885
      @kurisu7885 6 лет назад

      owne case
      Well he's not wrong, I saw knockoffs of Brave and Frozen on Netflix before either got a home movie release.

  • @erglwrgl
    @erglwrgl 4 года назад +712

    “And heres Olaf, a guy whos obsessed with capturing the trolls.”
    You mean:
    “And here's olaf, a guy whos obsessed with flailing his arms around like an absolute idiot”

    • @spiceart7061
      @spiceart7061 4 года назад +34

      And also keep saying that he's Coooooooommmminnnnn

    • @erglwrgl
      @erglwrgl 4 года назад +9

      @@spiceart7061 lol

    • @seanomaoilmhichil7803
      @seanomaoilmhichil7803 4 года назад +8

      hes a cocaine addict too

    • @erglwrgl
      @erglwrgl 4 года назад +4

      @@seanomaoilmhichil7803 hello there deku

    • @seanomaoilmhichil7803
      @seanomaoilmhichil7803 4 года назад +6

      @@erglwrgl im just here to enhance my hatred for evil

  • @SA-xl1tk
    @SA-xl1tk 4 года назад +1098

    What have they done to Shrek’s children

    • @maduch1314
      @maduch1314 4 года назад +53

      SA Shrek be like: look how they massacred my boy

    • @haoqw
      @haoqw 4 года назад +20

      i just noticed that
      Shrek: what have you done
      (Sorry i’m unfunny i can’t speak anymore ._.)

    • @lavendear9354
      @lavendear9354 4 года назад +3

      XD

    • @ANTINATALIST_lewis
      @ANTINATALIST_lewis 4 года назад +4

      Lmaaaoooo

    • @mayflowers8942
      @mayflowers8942 4 года назад +3

      I- LOL

  • @gamma2367
    @gamma2367 2 года назад +20

    17:27 olaf crapped his pants

  • @arbitraryideas8843
    @arbitraryideas8843 5 лет назад +552

    “Kid”
    Sounds like a guy in his twenties

  • @karaken0814
    @karaken0814 5 лет назад +152

    Character: (moves)
    Bones: ight imma head out

  • @Templarfreak
    @Templarfreak 6 лет назад +232

    You have movies like Big Hero 6 where Disney literally made 1000s of unique character models and developed brand-new technology to accurately simulate traffic of people walking through a busy intersection in order to make it look as realistic as possible, for a scene that was hardly 30 seconds long.
    And then you have movies like this.

    • @imbugsbunnysoblowme9811
      @imbugsbunnysoblowme9811 6 лет назад +18

      This movie is ass, but I don't think it can be fairly compared to Disney. Who have the deepest pockets in the industry

    • @acidpossum2126
      @acidpossum2126 6 лет назад +1

      Templarfreak yet still people hate big hero 6

    • @Templarfreak
      @Templarfreak 6 лет назад +6

      Big Hero 6 really doesn't have *that* bad of a reception. It is mostly positive. It has about the same amount of haters and negativity surrounding it as any modern Disney Movie (outside of Frozen) will get.

    • @nicholasj.bonniecrawfordab2346
      @nicholasj.bonniecrawfordab2346 4 года назад +3

      You're comparing this travesty to Disney's Big Hero 6?

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 4 года назад

      @@acidpossum2126
      I personally quite hate the movie not cuz of the visuals but the story just isnt my type and its wayyyy too dark for a kids movie (i like when kid movies are darker than usual, like i've seen Coraline and loved it but Big Hero 6 is way too dark, and even with that, its not implemented well. Just characters dying and dying)

  • @marsthemushroomplanet3335
    @marsthemushroomplanet3335 3 года назад +10

    the pic of the queen gotta be the best animated scene in this ever

  • @pandemedley9378
    @pandemedley9378 6 лет назад +219

    The way Saberspark says "The QUEEEEEN of England" gives me life

  • @creeeamy7133
    @creeeamy7133 5 лет назад +521

    Trolland is the kind of kid who would get bullied by Joshua and the Promised Land.
    Just sayin

  • @dizzysaturn1096
    @dizzysaturn1096 5 лет назад +464

    17:37
    WHY is ther a pICTURE of the *voice crack*QUEEN of ENGLAND on his wall

    • @Corgipon
      @Corgipon 5 лет назад +31

      *LILIBET WHY DO YOU HAVE TO APPEAR IN THIS UGLY FILM?!*

    • @CeleBelly23
      @CeleBelly23 5 лет назад +3

      Literally my favorite part

    • @iamanonymoushoweveryousayi3163
      @iamanonymoushoweveryousayi3163 5 лет назад +3

      I died on those voice cracks and the plane shooter thingy right after. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Aussieroth7
    @Aussieroth7 Год назад +5

    17:38 ... Those voice breaks... Saberspark is barely keeping his sanity.

  • @nachomori3756
    @nachomori3756 6 лет назад +268

    The Asylum company will put everyone to the actual alysum

    • @CybernikTheHedgehog
      @CybernikTheHedgehog 6 лет назад +11

      Facts.

    • @nachomori3756
      @nachomori3756 6 лет назад +2

      Cybernik The Robot yes. True quality facts
      (Oh woah 28 likes!?)

    • @nachomori3756
      @nachomori3756 6 лет назад

      Madfox someone already said so

    • @nachomori3756
      @nachomori3756 6 лет назад +1

      Madfox yep
      But i still like it XD

    • @nachomori3756
      @nachomori3756 6 лет назад +1

      Madfox im actually surprised theres 102 likes :3 my record is only 100 or sonething i dont remember

  • @handsomegrinch6279
    @handsomegrinch6279 6 лет назад +208

    I’m starting to love that “no. NOOOOO!!!”

  • @arte0021
    @arte0021 4 года назад +694

    I like how they got a gruff voiced rapper to voice a cute little troll. Its like if the minions were voiced by Vin Diesel

    • @alexwells8893
      @alexwells8893 3 года назад +71

      Shit, now you've got the image of gravely voiced minions in my head.

    • @Vodkasnez
      @Vodkasnez 3 года назад +48

      Not gonna lie, I'd pay to see that

    • @afriendofepicproportions
      @afriendofepicproportions 3 года назад +57

      Gru: you guys are family
      Vin Diesel minions: and you never turn your back on family
      *SEE YOU AGAIN BLARES*

    • @Valery-tb4qq
      @Valery-tb4qq 2 года назад +10

      @@afriendofepicproportions FAMILYYYYY

    • @Spongyboi897
      @Spongyboi897 2 года назад +12

      Or getting Eminem himself to voice a pet goldfish

  • @toxicbro24242
    @toxicbro24242 2 года назад +43

    Still the only movie to ever make me feel physically ill just by watching it

    • @CorgiShark
      @CorgiShark 2 года назад +2

      It gives me motion sickness and whiplash

  • @pinkiebows111
    @pinkiebows111 6 лет назад +698

    The Emoji Movie: I'm the worst animated movie of all time!
    Leo the Lion: Hold my vegetarian-approved drink.
    CarGo: Hold my motor oil.
    Foodfight!: Hold my ICEE.
    Joshua and the Promised Land: Hold my beer and promise to not drink it.
    Trolland: Hold my (IDK what to put here)
    Edit: WOW so many likes! Thank you! ^w^

    • @pigugtheshadow2879
      @pigugtheshadow2879 6 лет назад +24

      Aly Cat Plays green shit

    • @bananajam2208
      @bananajam2208 6 лет назад +21

      Aly Cat Plays hold my trOLLS

    • @alecopedia5744
      @alecopedia5744 6 лет назад +37

      Many dislocated body parts and organs

    • @MeganKoumori
      @MeganKoumori 6 лет назад +14

      IDK either but I bet it was spiked.

    • @root-beer
      @root-beer 6 лет назад +48

      Hold my portrait of Queen Elizabeth

  • @rainbow-chan6468
    @rainbow-chan6468 6 лет назад +109

    I guess every time you keep saying something is the worst movie ever the internet keeps saying "hold my beer"

  • @Starfire_Storm
    @Starfire_Storm 6 лет назад +155

    I love how Moses' No scream is becoming a like a meme in this channel, it would be the best meme ever

    • @lighterbolt
      @lighterbolt 6 лет назад +14

      Starfire Storm also the fish that says "Grooss" , it's a nice Little inside joke

    • @accidentalalicorn5323
      @accidentalalicorn5323 6 лет назад

      Alessio Lighterbolt Lis I can't choose which one I like better

    • @moezfoez
      @moezfoez 6 лет назад +2

      No.. *NOOOOOO*

    • @goufr3540
      @goufr3540 6 лет назад

      Moses screaming NNNNOOOOO is on the level of Old Man 'completely useless now...HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEE' and Dingo Lion King 'MY GOD'.

  • @colesellers8384
    @colesellers8384 3 года назад +12

    19:42 why does the animation suddenly become so clean for 15 seconds and then goes back to shit

  • @yoursleepparalysisdemon8747
    @yoursleepparalysisdemon8747 4 года назад +438

    Trolland: *sees dreamworks Trolls*
    Trolland: “it’s free real estate”

    • @ghettokage6104
      @ghettokage6104 3 года назад +11

      LMFAOAOAOOO

    • @mariajimenafigueroa233
      @mariajimenafigueroa233 2 года назад +5

      Did you know Trolland is also know as Trollz (spelled with a Z)

    • @RubberSpatula2763
      @RubberSpatula2763 10 месяцев назад

      The fact this is on the same streaming service as Trolls World Tour though

  • @JeremyBX
    @JeremyBX 6 лет назад +300

    The zoom in on the Queen Elizabeth was the best
    Kills me every time XD 17:37

  • @WackyShackz
    @WackyShackz 3 года назад +413

    "Do you think god stays in heaven because...He too, lives in fear of what's he's created?''
    *Shows the movie that can possibly end the world*

    • @sweettree9875
      @sweettree9875 3 года назад +8

      LOL

    • @minaso1000
      @minaso1000 2 года назад +4

      69 likes 👍

    • @scaly2050
      @scaly2050 2 года назад +3

      Yes that's why he stays in heaven

    • @kotirothe
      @kotirothe Год назад +2

      They say that stuff like war and pollution could end the world, they were dead wrong

  • @williamsnekspeare3090
    @williamsnekspeare3090 2 года назад +4

    this looks like a movie completely made in a vrchat greenscreen world

  • @EYTPS
    @EYTPS 6 лет назад +128

    Ugh, those trolls look like the illegitimate love child of the Shrek babies and the characters from the Live-action Smurfs movies

    • @chocobear4078
      @chocobear4078 6 лет назад +9

      I think this may be the most accurate content I've read yet.

    • @imppro
      @imppro 6 лет назад +4

      EYTPS+ Don't disrespect Lord Emperor Shrek like that.

    • @mariajimenafigueroa233
      @mariajimenafigueroa233 Год назад +1

      EXACTLY

  • @erikdaniels0n
    @erikdaniels0n 5 лет назад +268

    According to IMDb, this film was actually renamed to Trollz, incase the fact that they were trying to rip off Dreamworks’ Trolls wasn’t obvious enough

    • @TheSurrealBoye
      @TheSurrealBoye 4 года назад +16

      That would get them an insane copyright strike, as there is a teenage girl cartoon series by the exact same name.

    • @kwall9281
      @kwall9281 2 года назад +4

      @@TheSurrealBoye I loved trollz growing up I’m sad that nobody talks about it anymore.

    • @progunjack5556
      @progunjack5556 2 года назад +3

      Wait a minute, this film released AFTER 2016????

  • @Cherubthepuppet
    @Cherubthepuppet 5 лет назад +489

    12:09 my brother thinking he’s a ninja be like:

  • @EmpressElectraa
    @EmpressElectraa Год назад +7

    7:29 I did not expect that voice to come out of that troll

  • @pixelventures2102
    @pixelventures2102 6 лет назад +130

    0:00 one of the deepest lines in any film and what scares me is how many things this it could be use for

    • @morrganics168
      @morrganics168 6 лет назад +5

      Same! How deep was that line? xDD

    • @Anna-tk7ui
      @Anna-tk7ui 6 лет назад

      I know right? Geez.......

  • @snusnu4
    @snusnu4 6 лет назад +254

    The trolls look like someone tried to bootleg Shrek's children.

    • @alexwells8893
      @alexwells8893 3 года назад +2

      Not to mention that they'd be a better fit in the nightmare sequence from Shrek the Third (which has Shrek get projectile vomited on by one of the ogre babies in said nightmare).

    • @ghettokage6104
      @ghettokage6104 3 года назад +1

      Y e s

  • @stephy3446
    @stephy3446 6 лет назад +470

    The “noooo” clip gets me everytime 😂

    • @stephy3446
      @stephy3446 6 лет назад +9

      Teawrecks 420 Huuuh! You’re mean!

    • @jadelean876
      @jadelean876 5 лет назад

      @@alejandrob5091 wow

  • @vermillion2023
    @vermillion2023 2 года назад +15

    Honestly, this movie really inspire me as a storywriter and an animator. If I doubt myself, I can always watch this and be happy with myself.

  • @angrybidoof847
    @angrybidoof847 6 лет назад +480

    You should stop calling films the worst, not because it's repetitive, but because the universe sees it as a challenge and wills these atrocities into existence

    • @-kiwiflower3783
      @-kiwiflower3783 6 лет назад +20

      Y e s

    • @frostythesnowdragon3170
      @frostythesnowdragon3170 5 лет назад +27

      I don’t even think it’s possible to make something worse than this garbage

    • @rainbowisticfarts
      @rainbowisticfarts 5 лет назад +6

      @@frostythesnowdragon3170 you Spoke too soon

    • @mrinternetguy3625
      @mrinternetguy3625 5 лет назад +11

      @@frostythesnowdragon3170 2 words.
      D I N G O P I C T U R E S

    • @RivkahSong
      @RivkahSong 5 лет назад +6

      Never challenge the power of worse. It always takes you up on it.

  • @greentea6345
    @greentea6345 4 года назад +725

    When Finn spoke for the first time, I really thought his voice would be squeeky and high pitched.
    *BOY I WAS WRONG*

  • @SamTheJinx
    @SamTheJinx 6 лет назад +136

    I lost my shit at the Queen Elizabeth picture

  • @THEMIMIK
    @THEMIMIK Год назад +6

    0:56 Boy really tried doing the Dayang Dayang dance 💀

  • @squimples
    @squimples 6 лет назад +230

    I wasn't even looking and when I heard "I've fallen...and I can't get up." I choked.

    • @hollyweirdos
      @hollyweirdos 6 лет назад +7

      Same

    • @yelloe
      @yelloe 6 лет назад +1

      lmao yeah

    • @dddoden
      @dddoden 6 лет назад

      I heard that part and I choked on water

    • @squimples
      @squimples 6 лет назад +1

      Zoe Doden I choked on air.

  • @providence1517
    @providence1517 6 лет назад +455

    Can I say that you have been outdoing yourself with these awful movies. First, it was Leo the Lion, then it was Joshua and the Promised Land... and now this?
    I wanna say 'way to one-up yourself'... but I feel that would be in poor taste.

    • @dylandanielantoniogalazoya6618
      @dylandanielantoniogalazoya6618 6 лет назад +3

      The top 14 WORST animated movies i have ever seen
      14. The emoji movie 😂🔫
      13. Norm of the north Eeww
      12. Doogal *From the creator of THE FAIRLY ODDPARENTS*
      11. Leo the lion *I'M A VEGETARIAN*
      10. Bolivar el heroe *DISPAREN*
      9. Eight crazy nights *Insert the annoying voice of that old man*
      8. Foodfight and those animated titanic movies
      7. Life's a jungle
      6. Every video brinquedo and dingo pictures movie
      5. Rapssitie street kids
      4. Little bite in the bic city
      3. Joshua and the promised land
      2. Trolland
      1. Where the dead go to die *Vomits*

    • @alextheglitch1101
      @alextheglitch1101 6 лет назад

      Dylan daniel antonio Galaz Oyarzun good lord the animated titanic movies.

    • @MrIsaiahPlaysMC
      @MrIsaiahPlaysMC 6 лет назад

      Dylan daniel antonio Galaz Oyarzun but have you seen the Amazing the Bulk

    • @dylandanielantoniogalazoya6618
      @dylandanielantoniogalazoya6618 6 лет назад

      TheShadows Harbinger That's like both live-action and animation

    • @bulbiez
      @bulbiez 6 лет назад +1

      Damn y’all straight up skipped cargo 😂

  • @inaciosthirdstudio
    @inaciosthirdstudio 3 года назад +454

    I think what’s worse is that the characters don’t even have any shadows. So it makes it look like the characters are floating.

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 3 года назад +29

      A lot of the props do it, too. It's surreal. Like gravity just kind of stops existing for these people sometimes.

    • @crowMilatonin
      @crowMilatonin 2 года назад +3

      there's a certain aura of extra-dimensional power among all the characters in this movie and it makes me very uncomfortable

    • @zacharyyogus5013
      @zacharyyogus5013 2 года назад +3

      They don't have shadows because they're ghosts. This whole world they live in is the afterlife.

    • @Hazelthecat.
      @Hazelthecat. Год назад +2

      They are floating

    • @КалинаТодорова-э9б
      @КалинаТодорова-э9б Год назад

      Maybe they are immune to the plot like Bonnie from fnaf and Flumpty from onaf

  • @annieapple8974
    @annieapple8974 2 года назад +21

    It always amazes me how actors can agree to appear in shit like this.

  • @angelarrow1071
    @angelarrow1071 5 лет назад +450

    I've seen animations by eleven year olds for youtube about wolf packs better than this

    • @nosaddi4149
      @nosaddi4149 5 лет назад +8

      Angel Arrow also some good su stuff

    • @kymeraslayer970
      @kymeraslayer970 5 лет назад +22

      This film would’ve been in better hands with the eleven year olds.

    • @hoganmerdith1911
      @hoganmerdith1911 5 лет назад +3

      Wolfaboo detected

    • @fearanger1
      @fearanger1 4 года назад +4

      Wait, what animations? Because "amateur wolf pack animation on youtube" just brought up a *very* obscure memory about just that kind of animation I used to watch on my first year of high school.

    • @alexhart9267
      @alexhart9267 4 года назад

      I'd rather eat onions than see this actual movie and I HATE onions!

  • @StabStabMan
    @StabStabMan 5 лет назад +156

    This looks like it was motion captured using a vr headset

    • @ZUEnt2785
      @ZUEnt2785 5 лет назад +10

      It actually kinda does look a bit like VR

    • @guotyr2502
      @guotyr2502 5 лет назад +8

      Nah man, vr mocap is way better

  • @stevemcleave1164
    @stevemcleave1164 4 года назад +482

    17:37 I've literally never laughed so hard in my life. Spark seems so mad and the timing is just perfect. I *cried* when I saw that, and laughed for 5 minutes straight

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 4 года назад +76

      Why is there a picture
      Of the quEEEEEEEN

    • @ascendedcat260
      @ascendedcat260 4 года назад +51

      @@CoingamerFL OF ENGLAND??
      _ON HIS WALL???_

    • @JGProductions6581
      @JGProductions6581 4 года назад +11

      And What is that soundtracks NAME?!

    • @stevemcleave1164
      @stevemcleave1164 4 года назад +11

      @@JGProductions6581 Bad by Michael Jackson lol. Thats the one you're talking about, correct?

    • @BroomPusher2024
      @BroomPusher2024 4 года назад +3

      The BIRD UP esque jingle only makes it better