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At the church I work at they make the kids watch this if they're "being good examples of the Lord", in the eyes of the teacher. There was one kid who kept crying until the teacher turned it off.
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Saberspark I'm just thrilled you like anime :) Every now and then, you throw in such a joke and it just warms my heart to have you as part of the fold :)
One time my aunt visited from upstate, and she brought a VHS tape--not a published tape, but a copy of a copy. She told us it was the latest project my cousin Vence had worked on for the Gaithers, and we all sat in the living room watching it. I was fascinated because wow, not just a new cartoon, but a new EXCLUSIVE cartoon my COUSIN helped make! It remains a memory I'm proud of...even if this was the result. Cousin Vence is an amazing songwriter and a great guy, and seeing "I liked the songs" being a takeaway is a truly cool thing to come across this far down the line. I know he would spend full nights pacing and writing sheet music, and I always liked it when we would get a cassette single from down the way. I have a lot of Opinions about Christian animation, it is a brand of "we can't do it but we will anyway" unique to the churches I grew up in and there is a lot of history there, but...heck, I'm just proud of my cousin right now. Way to go, Vence! (But yeah, it's entirely the VeggieTales grab, speaking as a kid there from alpha, llllol)
Larry Kingfish Live is at least a joke. Underwater Oprah just sounds like her body is at the bottom of the pond and the characters just watch her slowly rotting for entertainment.
@@crimsondynamo615 If you just heard Oprawn without context though you probably wouldn't go oh, they mean Oprah. You'd just be like what's an O-Prawn because it's a one word title.
I kinda admire how this even gets that message across that even positive gossip with good intentions can have unintended consequences. It can create jealousy, confusion and unrealistic expectations. It's a nice message for a kid's film. I dare even say Gaither's Pond is full of pretty good messages. Embrace the differences of others, don't fear the unknown, and... don't do drugs, I think? Being real, though, the morals may be nicer than *certain other cartoons* which may or may not start with C and S, but the journeys to get them across are delightfully strange, the animation can be memeworthy at times, as well as the dialogue... ("But noooooooo, I gotta run a RETRAAAAAAACTIIIIIIIION. I got to stick with the f a c t s!") and the music is... really good, actually. Whoever was in charge of it really knew how to compose. It's these blues and jazz like harmonies that really got me into Gospel. That and some songs from the Blues Brothers movies. They slap harder than Will Smith.
Everyone over here hating on my boy Yogul. He's just trying to make it in this cruel world while Mr.Poe keeps stealing all the limelight for himself. Yogul's the true hero.
Yogul is amazing. He really needs his own series. The perfection of his character and his character arcs in the main series just shows how he can shine. #WeLoveYogul
One of my animation teachers always insists that abusing the stretch & squash technique can make your animation look grotesque... I guess this nightmare of a series proves he's right
Silver Scale Productions It's also quite useful in 3D, especially when working with cartoonish styles. But it's also true that its usage must be much more limited in this medium than in 2D in order to look good
Rezz well, I was talking more about the squash and stretch style rather then the technique, you always need a bit of it to keep the animation from looking blocky and stiff but the style is where it is pretty pronounced in nearly all the movements. Looks really good in 2D if done right but almost always looks really weird in 3D except in certain circumstances.
I watch horror movies and games at night on a regular basis, and I've gotta say, this video has been sitting in my "watch later" list for so long because of how unsettling this cartoon was to me.
Me, drops to my knees seeing Gaither's Pond: "Dear lord why have you forsaken us so!?!" God hears me screaming: "Someone's watching Gaither's Pond again."
That "Mr. Poe and Yogul" atrocity looks much more entertaining than "Gaither's Pond." It looks like some 4chan guys shitposting purposefully bad animation.
I have the feeling that they looked at Veggietales, and came to the conclusion that what people loved about it was that it was CG, and not the fact that... well, Veggietales is well-written, has decent voice-acting, and the characters are cute-looking rather than ugly blobby fish with giant people chins and teeth and... just no.
i remember watching gaither's pond and mr.poe & yogul at my granny's house on saturdays when i was younger because i could only watch the christian channels until 7pm. i thought it was a fever dream. this brought back the painful, painful, memories.
Do you know about Gerbert? That chicken nugget looking SOB is my jam. If you guys didn't watch it growing up Brutalmoose has done great reviews of several episodes.
4:36 a T pose actually the default pose that most models have when you load them in, meaning they just put the characters in a room without adjusting the pose at all
Yeah, it's supposed to be so you can rig up model skeletons without making anything overlap and also so you can easily access all the body parts TO move them. As opposed to G-Mod style ragdolls where you just have to grab a limb and hope it's the right one.
My grandparents pretty much only had christian cartoon movies and shows, shirley temple movies, and the original care bears series to watch at their house. They were pastors and had morning and evening bible readings for as long as i have known. While i never watched gaither's pond, i distinctly remember the trailer playing on the small tv screen in the van. The memories that this series brings back are actually very good and makes me nostalgic for the time where i didn't know much about politics and i didn't have to hide parts of myself. Bittersweet, i know, but still, i love seeing saber review some of the more obscure stuff i grew up with and proving to my brain that all this stuff wasn't some insane fever dream. 😊
Rafael Dantas yeah the salamander was created by different people, who wanted to animate the whole show. Their animations and models were stupendous, and the creators just went with their OWN animation.
If I remember correctly, there was a species of pufferfish in the rivers of Kalimantan. They don’t actually have spikes but, they have incredibly sharp teeth, and have been suspected to be the reason why a lot of kids got their peepees cut off...
The line between "trying to make art" and "trying to cash in" gets really murky and difficult to define in Christian media. Even if we take the creators at their word regarding their "mission," it's kind of both and neither. They're really just trying to get their message in front of as many eyes as possible. In that sense, they would probably argue that their product is more meaningful and "true" than mainstream media, which they would argue is just in it for the money. But at the same time, they don't measure how "good" their product is by the same standards that true artists would (creating art for arts' sake) - they measure it by how far they can spread their doctrine (They might phrase it as "How many lives we've touched"). In that sense, selling as many DVDs as possible kind of _is_ the objective. Speaking as someone who grew up in the evangelical world, it's a very difficult mindset to grapple with. I think many of these people are sincere in what they're trying to do, and they think they're doing genuine good. But it's a much different version of "good" than how others might define it.
I think you're probably right. Also, I suspect there is some reluctance among people in their church community to criticize, because that would be "shallow" to focus on the visual rather than the message. On the other hand, the creators might simply shrug off any criticism as attacks from the devil. There seems to be a lot of very laughable Christian media out there, and I can't help but feel embarrassed by it, and then guilty for feeling embarrassed. But bad Christian art like this is problematic. The ugliness and poor quality is distracting from the message. They are doing a disservice to their mission by wrapping something amazing- the message of the Gospel- in something most everyone would turn away from in disgust.
...And then there are Christians who genuinely think some of these sloppy, questionable Christian media are good because they contain good messages, which only propagates the problem. Which is a real shame because Christianity did inspire many of the greatest works of art in history. Just go look at the Renaissance or Baroque art. Even in the Golden Age of Hollywood, Biblical epic was a popular genre, and films like Ben-Hur and Ten Commandments are some of the most monumental works of cinema while still being religious and reverent. Garbage like Gaither's Pond does not help spread the message, it just turns us Christians into bunch of Bible-thumping laughingstocks! Really, these abominations make me appreciate VeggieTales that much more because the creators infused the show with memorable characters, simplistic animation that takes advantage of the low budget, and child-friendly humor that even adults can find funny. Yet, they created it as a mission, not commerce. Ironically, it is when the secular industry took over that VeggieTales devolved into what it is today with VeggieTales in the House (sigh) With that said, if you look carefully, there are other great Christian media being produced elsewhere. You've got radio shows like Adventures in Odyssey, Max Lucado's children's books, Superbook (the original ANIME series, not the CGI remake, mind you) or even recent films like Passion of the Christ or Hacksaw Ridge. You also have films like The Mission and Martin Scorsese's Silence, or TV miniseries like Jesus of Nazareth by Franco Zeffirelli. Want some quality Christian animation? How about Testament: the Bible in Animation, or Animated Stories from the Bible by Richard Rich, or Hanna-Barbera's The Greatest Adventure Stories from the Bible? Even Glen Keane (one of the greatest Disney animators of all time!) wrote and illustrated Christian children's book series called Adam Raccoon. Speaking of animation, there are many Christians working in the secular entertainment industry and they try to infuse their beliefs into the work they make, even when the work is not blatantly religious.
The thing that a lot of these Christian animation groups seem to forget is that the original Veggie Tales had stuff for kids that weren't religious It gave you good life messages and some religious stuff, but also actually entertaining stories and characters, as well as pretty good animation and designs Not sure if I can say the same for the new version but ya know
Veggie Tales was Christian, but also a genuine show. I loved it as a kid. It was entertaining, not something Ma shoved on the TV you had to bear through for an hour. Good characters, neat stories, and real lessons. You could've removed all the Jesus and still had an entire show. That's how you make good Christian media. Make it good without having to hinge on the God. Because kids don't actually understand the scope of God.
Check out Simon the Lamb by Precious Moments and The Crippled Lamb by StarToons Animation. Those two are actually decent movies that respect their audience Christian or not.
heh, I remember Veggietales. sigh, I think I know the other reason I don't like eating vegetables, or at least subconsciously. "and the water became Tomato Juice" and the tomato passes out, that was pure comedy gold back then, hehe.
There are a few good lines in this thing, which is sort of unfortunate considering it's not a very good series in general... "Big Monster. Unstoppable. Certain doom." "Ok."
I feel like somebody locked Alex Jones in a room with the show playing on repeat when he was a kid for probably several years of his childhood before he started having his own show and going off about gay frogs and fake news.
the thing is: gay frogs actually exist, chemicals actually DO mess with the frogs that brings a decline upon their populations. this is the one thing he's actually right about. and if Alex Jones is right about something, you know that there is something wrong. i'm actually glad that we have people like Alex. they're funny (even if not intentionally) and we can take them as indicators. if the lunatics are correct, then you know that the world desperately needs to do something, or else we're all screwed.
Christians make remarkable horror. Case in point: This and Scott Cawthon. Scott's FNAF series was inspired from critique on his CHRISTIAN games, since the animals looked like hellspawn. So he made a horror game and it became a hit.
I remember being shown this as a kid, and tbh, I only watched it a couple times for the music... I can't believe I forgot how horrifying this animation is. This is hilarious even by 1990s standards. My dad was super into Gather Vocal Band, The Eagles, and Boston when I was a kid, so I listened to a fair amount of that growing up. I don't listen to then much now (because my childhood kinda burnt me out on southern gospel music tbh), but the Gathers have had some great singers and have had friends of the group with great voices sing with them over the years. One of their former lead singers, Guy Penrod, has a crazy good voice. He went out and did his own work over the last 10-15 years. Haven't followed him much, but his Breathe Deep album actually has some really good songs if you're into country.
Like 4yrs late to the party but on 14:50 my family still uses the 'Toy Story' Barbie when the stragglers are leaving the party. "Buh-bye, buh-bye, uhh...buh-bye, have a nice day! Are they all gone??"
i have Gaither's Pond on VHS. I saw it in a thrift store sometime last year and instantly knew it needed to be a part of my "bad animated movies" collection
I actually remember when i was young, like in the first grade, my school gave out free tickets to some church showing of Wobots. My brother won some kind of box set with all the episodes of this show and Wobots. Somehow I rember it vividly.
As a Christian I have a serious question, why do a lot of Christian media have a repetition for low quality stuff like this? The only few surprisingly decent ones that come to mind besides VeggieTales would have to be "Simon The Lamb" by Precious Moments from 1994 (Heck any Direct-To-Video by Precious Moments), The Crippled Lamb by StarToons Animation, "Theo Presents", "The Lion of Judah" (2011), and Dreamwork's Prince Of Egypt since both put their heart and soul into their works and are very genuine. Helps that I really admire "Precious Moments" because of how genuine and friendly the company is and how harmless the characters from their Direct To Video animated short films to character and animal illustrations. They even collaborated with Disney in the past and the merchandise and stuffed animals look so adorable. Even EG Daily, Christine Cavanaugh, and Kath Soucie voiced the sheep characters in Simon The Lamb.
Nyanpire The Cat I think it has to do with the stigma of being associated with a religion in today's world. Most major animation studios (aside from the examples you listed) wouldn't want their name associated with christianity, so any ideas for movies or shows are left to small studios or people with no background in animation. We've seen the results of those projects. I remember as a kid watching a cartoon series about three kids getting transported into biblical times by an ancient scroll. It was really well animated and the stories were balanced between being kid friendly, yet maintaining the seriousness of the source material. I wish I could remember the name of it. The three kids were a blond girl and 2 boys. One boy wore a blue baseball cap and had curly black hair and I can't remember anything about the other boy.
If I remember correctly, that specific series might had been animated by Hannah-Barbera (Under the name "Hannah Barbera Home Video") in the early 1990's. Since I remember seeing the logo before the actual video began.
Nyanpire The Cat I think these people believe that just because it's about God they don't have to put in any effort. Doesn't help that other Christians buy this crap, thus encouraging them to make more crap.
Honestly? Laziness (and greed). They have a built-in audience that will buy it regardless of quality, so if they make it as cheap as possible, they can maximize profit. It's a very cynical, worldly, and hypocritical approach, but it seems to work. You see it even more with live-action movies. I am not a Christian, but Ben-Hur (the Heston version) is easily one of the greatest movies I've ever seen; nowadays, "Christian" movies are just cheaply-made, preachy, often hateful garbage like War Room and the God's Not Dead series.
Good Memory you have there, found it. The Greatest Adventure: Stories from the Bible en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Greatest_Adventure:_Stories_from_the_Bible
when you mentioned the photos for the imdb page I went to go see if it was real, and the pictures on the dorbees page is an absolute hellscape, it's 1/4th fannart of it, 1/2 furries and 1/4 graduation photos. Absolute disaster.
If I recall correctly, IMDB works a bit like a bassackwards version of a wiki-anyone with an account can add content, but only someone on the staff can edit or remove it. And judging by how Amazon runs its other businesses, it's likely that the "staff" was all laid off years ago because they don't want to pay people.
Saber: You gotta love seeing "Gospel" in a spooky font. ( 19:37 ) Me, fingergunning my screen: More like *"GOTHSPEL"* No one's gonna see this, it's been five years since the vid came out, but if you do, please clap
Omg I forgot this existed! So the Gaither's actually hail from a town next to mine, like the 4-H fairground for my town takes place where they were from. My religious grandparents absolutely love them so I'd watch this every time I slept over. They probably still have the VHS.
I'm so glad my christain grandmother gave us Veggietales tapes as a child and not Gaither's Pond tapes. I would have been so creeped out by the cursed animation.
Ok I don’t know if anyone else noticed this but at 24:28 they literally start playing the Katamari music since the salamanders are all rolling the huge stone- I literally searched up the Katamari music and IT’S LITERALLY THE SAME MUSIC 💀 I don’t even know how I noticed that-
the problem is for religious people trying to create cartoons. I'm religious but I feel most of them don't respect their religion enough to make something good
I feel like it comes from a place of pride rather than passion, like the idea that they have to made something Jesus-tastic to get holy points or something, and everyone plays along because it’s “Christian” instead of working from vision and inspiration.
I feel like it just comes from knowing what your doing, like any good animator. Prince of Egypt was probably not made by many religious people, but it was made by people who are passionate in their craft and respect the story. Don’t get me wrong, not everything has to be high budget, VeggieTales is very charming, and yt is full of indie animators who make some amazing stuff, but if it’s just a few people who have no animation experience who may or may not be exploiting Christians who just want some good animated content, of course it’s not gonna be good.
This is shameful, disturbing and gives me second hand embarrassment as a Christian even though I wasn’t even born yet when this was made. Also politics don’t belong in children’s entertainment.
Thatone Shitposter Joseph: The King of Dreams and Prince of Egypt aren't just Christian stories, and they don't preach Christianity, so I wouldn't call them Christian movies.
Here's something else I've noticed with these "Christian" cartoons: there's no God, Jesus, or anything really to do with Christianity in them! Even VeggieTales followed or adapted familiar Bible stories and Biblical figures in a reverent way. Where did all these talking animals come from? Why did that Joshua and the Promised Land have a naked anthro lion, time travel, and a dozen other WTF stuff in it? Why do none of these cartoons feature even a Bible verse (cited and all) the way VeggieTales has the courtesy to do? These Christian cartoons have NO Christianity or Christ in them! "The Prince of Egypt" retold the actual story of Moses WITH Moses, the Hebrews, Pharaoh, even God Himself; no CGI anthros or nonsensical sci-fi there. "The Miracle Maker" did the same for Jesus, with incredibly skilled stop-motion AND occasional traditional animation to boot. Christian media should be focused on Jesus and not child pandering gimics and cheap effects.
I absolutely agree. Even as someone who hasn't decided on their religion, it's very saddening seeing so many people throw away the message they were trying to display of kindness and love for their God and replace it with their love for money. They only make ChristIan shows to cash in on all the parents who want to show them Christian media. Although I must agree, Prince of Egypt was beautiful and I loved VeggieTales growing up.
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Some of the most bizarre and exaggerated character designs I have EVER seen. But I gotta admit...a few of the songs are catchy
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Saberspark Thanks for making such great videos!!! Could you perhaps review a shitty THEATRICAL animated movie, like minions, or, The Emoji Movie?
The beginning scared the shit out of me
Mac Mcskullface I'm with you
Another Globathy Glob mess!
At the church I work at they make the kids watch this if they're "being good examples of the Lord", in the eyes of the teacher. There was one kid who kept crying until the teacher turned it off.
If it's what they get as a reward, I shudder to even think what they put on when they were bad...
I’m not Christian but I find this funny lol
Were they trying to make kids atheist? You think would be the opposite goal of a church.
Jula Moon Luckily at my church the kiddos just get to watch Veggietales as a reward and not this insanity
I bet God and Satan BOTH agree it's garbage.
God: *Looks away for 15 seconds.*
Christian Cartoons: "GUY'S QUICK, POUR IN THE FEVER DREAM POWDER!"
That's genuinely the funniest fucking thing I've read today
i love your username so much.
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Did you mean, DMT mixed with LSD and orphan tears?
*why* does the frog wear glasses and stare blankly UPWARDS while playing piano and not, I dunno, LOOK THROUGH THE LENSES
“But *NOOOooooOOOO,* I GOTTA RUN A *R E T R A C T I O N.* I GOTTA STICK WITH THE *F A C T S!!!”*
MostlyVanilla that’s my favorite part XD
Sorry to be that person but what's a retraction?
What the living hell was that?
Probably the funniest part.
That's actually funny
"NOOOO I GOTTA WRITE A RETRACTION" is genuinely priceless
But one question still remains…
WHAT THE LIVING HELL WAS THAT?!!?
It’s so big it’s hilarious
Something journalists today could learn from lmao
NOBODY LAUGHED AT MY ALL FOR ONE JOKE! It took me 3 days to edit that...3 DAYS
Saberspark I'm just thrilled you like anime :) Every now and then, you throw in such a joke and it just warms my heart to have you as part of the fold :)
Saberspark If it makes you feel better, I probably will.
XD Waaa
Saberspark I laughed!
Jk I didn’t get it sorry.
I admit, that joke was indeed _quirky._
The sad part is, I run the radio show on Sundays and hearing these songs gives my flashbacks to this video...I'm ready to go now
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Editors: "Boss, so what's the budget?"
Boss: "Fourty seven dollars and three cents, oh, and a number four with extra mayo."
But then he stole like 40 dollars from that to go get some kids toys 😂
Boss: "Perfection."
Did you at least get the Numbah Six with extra dip?
Turkey Tom?
Danny Caracciolo what about a numba 9 extra large with extra dip?
One time my aunt visited from upstate, and she brought a VHS tape--not a published tape, but a copy of a copy. She told us it was the latest project my cousin Vence had worked on for the Gaithers, and we all sat in the living room watching it. I was fascinated because wow, not just a new cartoon, but a new EXCLUSIVE cartoon my COUSIN helped make! It remains a memory I'm proud of...even if this was the result.
Cousin Vence is an amazing songwriter and a great guy, and seeing "I liked the songs" being a takeaway is a truly cool thing to come across this far down the line. I know he would spend full nights pacing and writing sheet music, and I always liked it when we would get a cassette single from down the way.
I have a lot of Opinions about Christian animation, it is a brand of "we can't do it but we will anyway" unique to the churches I grew up in and there is a lot of history there, but...heck, I'm just proud of my cousin right now. Way to go, Vence!
(But yeah, it's entirely the VeggieTales grab, speaking as a kid there from alpha, llllol)
This is a sweet story and a wholesome take on the subject. I like your comment. Thanks for posting it ☮️
Gaither's Pond: "God is on my side."
God: *You're not affiliated with Me!*
Kamaboko Gonpachirou 😂 That’s what god says about me!
I read that in Mr.Incredibles voice
Satan: sorry he with me
Satan:I’m not keeping them hell isnt deep enough for that
Satan: ugh ill keep it but only in the deepest and most cramped corner of hell
“Have you ever heard of creative license?”
“Have you ever heard of an angry mob?”
My favorite line out of the whole video
That one was a solid joke, gave me a genuine laugh.
Wtf I literally read it at the same time as the vid
I fr couldn't stop laughing 💔
@@smo-king6504 same
okay that was pretty good i’ll give them that
This entire show is like multiple Bowling Alley screens at the same time
Those animations are marginally better, at least the happy bowling pins don't look like sleep paralysis demons.
At least Bowling Alley animations tell me I got a strike
Mr. Poe and Yogul missed being the biggest hit by a few years, as it's clearly dank meme real estate
That one clip low-key made me the biggest Mr. Poe and Yogul fan, lmao-
Japan: "Let's make our characters cuter!"
America: "Let's make our characters the ugliest things to ever exist."
Continue the tradition! We might catch up with British puppets!
LOL, have you seen CGI Anime before? It's at least on par with this.
what the fuck? no it aint. look at bubuki buranki or land of the lustrous
Mario is top 10 Wait, who are you responding to? Just wondering.
The person that said CGI anime is as bad as this. CGI anime can look really REALLY good, hence the two shows I posted
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Carp: You handsome fish, you!
I hope you never die!
Me: Please die this very moment.
LMAO 😂😂😂
Carp is anything but handsome
Seriously, not even Oscar from Shark Tale was this level of ugly
Writers: How do we make an underwater pun for Oprah?
"Underwater Oprah".
Nailed it.
Chad 1337P-De$tr0yer69 OPRAWN
Larry Kingfish Live is at least a joke. Underwater Oprah just sounds like her body is at the bottom of the pond and the characters just watch her slowly rotting for entertainment.
@@crimsondynamo615 You're getting a carp!
@Golden Tresh You're getting a carp!
Golden Tresh see now that actually works, that at least fits with the rest of the jokes like Larry Kingfish Live and Good Morning Pond Dwellers.
@@crimsondynamo615 If you just heard Oprawn without context though you probably wouldn't go oh, they mean Oprah. You'd just be like what's an O-Prawn because it's a one word title.
crap christian shows: "gossip is wrong"
Church christians: gossip constantly
No one ever listens.
Hypocrites
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I kinda admire how this even gets that message across that even positive gossip with good intentions can have unintended consequences. It can create jealousy, confusion and unrealistic expectations. It's a nice message for a kid's film. I dare even say Gaither's Pond is full of pretty good messages. Embrace the differences of others, don't fear the unknown, and... don't do drugs, I think? Being real, though, the morals may be nicer than *certain other cartoons* which may or may not start with C and S, but the journeys to get them across are delightfully strange, the animation can be memeworthy at times, as well as the dialogue...
("But noooooooo, I gotta run a RETRAAAAAAACTIIIIIIIION. I got to stick with the f a c t s!")
and the music is... really good, actually. Whoever was in charge of it really knew how to compose. It's these blues and jazz like harmonies that really got me into Gospel. That and some songs from the Blues Brothers movies. They slap harder than Will Smith.
fr tho 😩
Everyone over here hating on my boy Yogul. He's just trying to make it in this cruel world while Mr.Poe keeps stealing all the limelight for himself. Yogul's the true hero.
Yogul needs his own show
Yogul is amazing. He really needs his own series. The perfection of his character and his character arcs in the main series just shows how he can shine. #WeLoveYogul
#WeLoveYogul
#WeLoveYogul
@@kusuossecretgf5401 #WeLoveYogul
One of my animation teachers always insists that abusing the stretch & squash technique can make your animation look grotesque... I guess this nightmare of a series proves he's right
It is useful in 2D animation when used in moderation but squash and stretch almost always looks weird when used in 3D...
Silver Scale Productions It's also quite useful in 3D, especially when working with cartoonish styles. But it's also true that its usage must be much more limited in this medium than in 2D in order to look good
Rezz well, I was talking more about the squash and stretch style rather then the technique, you always need a bit of it to keep the animation from looking blocky and stiff but the style is where it is pretty pronounced in nearly all the movements. Looks really good in 2D if done right but almost always looks really weird in 3D except in certain circumstances.
Any other useful tips? Just curious
@@SilverScaleMA They managed to do the worst of both here- they stretch out the model in a goofy way, but yet it still looks stiff
Patrick: These are some ugly looking fish.
Spongebob: Maybe we're near one of those toxic waste dumps?
Mr. Krabs: I think I'm gonna be sick!
Charcoal Head oh my god
Perfect.
I love your story of why those fish from Gaither's Pond are incredibly ugly. Toxic waste is an excellent explanation
LOL, SpongeBob FTW
@@JesusMartinez-rr2ry I know there are lots of species of bass, but none that look like that
I watch horror movies and games at night on a regular basis, and I've gotta say, this video has been sitting in my "watch later" list for so long because of how unsettling this cartoon was to me.
You May Want To Add "The Lure Depths" To It Too Because That's Even MORE SCARY Than This. Just Seeing The Clips Gave Me Nightmares
@@collinkeyser6827 buT WOLF TRACERS DINOSAUR ISLAN DISNT SCARY
Fr, horror movies don't give me nightmares and im not scared of them, but this is just a FEVER DREAM
"and we start with some epilepsy!!"
surely it can't be that bad
*ACTUAL STROBE EFFECT*
OH GOOD GOD!
YOU USE OUR LORD JIMMY'S NAME IN VAIN?!
*ok let's go*
“Strobe. Light.” -Alex Trebek
@Lenia Carter i just looked at the characters and almost barfed and I was eating dinner :(
I thought Saber was joking, but no, he was right
What's worse is that beavers actually create perfect ecosystems for pond creatures
Wow...so they’ve (accidentally, intentionally, or not) managed to disrespect their own religion AND biology...
Take your filthy NON-BELIEVER LIES away from my cartoon!
@@NonisLuck no ❤
@@NonisLuck are you joking or not?.......
@@NepetasShippingWall1642 just japing
11th commandment :
Thou shall not create bad animation and put human faces on fish
SEGA clearly ignored that when they made Seaman.
100th like
12th commandment: No Creating Fish.
" *Land or death, it's the same thing to a fish* " is the ONLY truth in this series 😂
"Lava or death, it's the same thing to a human"
The one time this series got a chuckle out of me
"Do you ever think that God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created?"
Meanwhile in hell:
A demon: does the devil stay in hell because he too lives in fear what he’s created?
That's why I stay indoors
Me, drops to my knees seeing Gaither's Pond: "Dear lord why have you forsaken us so!?!"
God hears me screaming: "Someone's watching Gaither's Pond again."
*Heaven, He, He's
@@ruffruggednraw I need someone drawing Satan and God just screaming in mental pain as they're watching what they've created-
That "Mr. Poe and Yogul" atrocity looks much more entertaining than "Gaither's Pond." It looks like some 4chan guys shitposting purposefully bad animation.
I found one of the episodes reposted to YT; it’s actually very shitpost-y and the main villain of the episode was a French cow
The intro haunts me with how fake and cheap it looks.
This just is an elaborate 4chan project that got funding.
It looks like a youtube poop
I have the feeling that they looked at Veggietales, and came to the conclusion that what people loved about it was that it was CG, and not the fact that... well, Veggietales is well-written, has decent voice-acting, and the characters are cute-looking rather than ugly blobby fish with giant people chins and teeth and... just no.
“But we got better music!”
The voice acting here is good as well. And no offense to the vegetables, but the songs here are WAY better.
@@plaidhatter1674 Don't diss the Cebu song.
@@XanthinZarda dude so many of those songs are hilariously iconic. Dance of the Cucumber kills me every time.
@@plaidhatter1674 art like musis is subjective but i still think you are wrong
i cannot express how funny i found mr.poe and yogul. i mean i was absolutely dying. genuinely tearing up.
Same
IS NOBODY GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW MEME-ABLE DORBEES IS
**laughing and wheezing my fucking ass off trying to stop so I don't wake up my family or the psycho we live with**
you forgot the homecoming kids
IT'S MISTUR POE. UND YOGUL-
(Hans tears ass on the fucking accordion in the background)
ruclips.net/video/PJ-R5ooMn-o/видео.html
TheMysteriousMrEnter has talked about it. I recommend it.
i remember watching gaither's pond and mr.poe & yogul at my granny's house on saturdays when i was younger because i could only watch the christian channels until 7pm. i thought it was a fever dream. this brought back the painful, painful, memories.
Ay did you watch smile of a child?
Don't tell me u liked it
Do you know about Gerbert? That chicken nugget looking SOB is my jam. If you guys didn't watch it growing up Brutalmoose has done great reviews of several episodes.
@@Silvercanth Doughnut Repair Club.
@@XanthinZarda lol, you know what's up. ;D
4:36 a T pose actually the default pose that most models have when you load them in, meaning they just put the characters in a room without adjusting the pose at all
DAMM BOY T POSE
Yeah, it's supposed to be so you can rig up model skeletons without making anything overlap and also so you can easily access all the body parts TO move them. As opposed to G-Mod style ragdolls where you just have to grab a limb and hope it's the right one.
Ewwwww
Wait people didn’t know that???
The raw default-state is what makes the stance so powerful; it is when the person is at their most truest of forms
Good fact
My grandparents pretty much only had christian cartoon movies and shows, shirley temple movies, and the original care bears series to watch at their house. They were pastors and had morning and evening bible readings for as long as i have known. While i never watched gaither's pond, i distinctly remember the trailer playing on the small tv screen in the van. The memories that this series brings back are actually very good and makes me nostalgic for the time where i didn't know much about politics and i didn't have to hide parts of myself. Bittersweet, i know, but still, i love seeing saber review some of the more obscure stuff i grew up with and proving to my brain that all this stuff wasn't some insane fever dream. 😊
Choir: "HIGHWAY TO HEAVEEEEN"
Frog/fish thing: "RHEEEEEEEEEE"
Me: "No, it's 'Highway to Hell'!"
FUCKING *ŘĘĚĔĔĔĔĔĔĔĔĖĘÈÊË*
I'M ON A HIGHWAY TO HELL!
I thought it was the Highway to the Danger Zone™
We need the Highway to Health!
5:35 Is it just me or does the animation on the rabbit look really good compared to the rest of the show?
He’s not trying to resemble a human face, which is also what makes the salamander look better
Andrew Mayfield that's honestly what I was thinking too
Yep, everything else... well I just wanna forget that stuff exists.
also the salamander at the last episode has the bestest animation and deseing
Rafael Dantas yeah the salamander was created by different people, who wanted to animate the whole show. Their animations and models were stupendous, and the creators just went with their OWN animation.
No one's gonna talk about the fact that there's a pufferfish in a pond?
@Isha Wow I didn't know! But yeah pretty sure the creators are dumb
I'm questioning the whole cartoon itself
A flying one at that
If I remember correctly, there was a species of pufferfish in the rivers of Kalimantan. They don’t actually have spikes but, they have incredibly sharp teeth, and have been suspected to be the reason why a lot of kids got their peepees cut off...
Dr. Cool My mom told me that. It’s uhhh...a very unlucky scenario...This happens because those people don’t have indoor bathrooms...
20:05
"The WHAT?"
Dude, I'm mississippian, and that line sounded dead on like my grandfather
that pufferfish is the most relatable thing i have ever seen
How?
Why the freak is there a pufferfish in a freshwater pond.
@@JesusMartinez-rr2ry I know right
@@JesusMartinez-rr2ry you're right
@@parker-boy98 have I...seen you before..?
The line between "trying to make art" and "trying to cash in" gets really murky and difficult to define in Christian media. Even if we take the creators at their word regarding their "mission," it's kind of both and neither. They're really just trying to get their message in front of as many eyes as possible. In that sense, they would probably argue that their product is more meaningful and "true" than mainstream media, which they would argue is just in it for the money. But at the same time, they don't measure how "good" their product is by the same standards that true artists would (creating art for arts' sake) - they measure it by how far they can spread their doctrine (They might phrase it as "How many lives we've touched"). In that sense, selling as many DVDs as possible kind of _is_ the objective.
Speaking as someone who grew up in the evangelical world, it's a very difficult mindset to grapple with. I think many of these people are sincere in what they're trying to do, and they think they're doing genuine good. But it's a much different version of "good" than how others might define it.
Only good Christian media I have ever laid eyes on was Larry Boy and the Giant Fib.
People that make this kind of media seem to have no sense of aesthetic whatsoever.
I think you're probably right. Also, I suspect there is some reluctance among people in their church community to criticize, because that would be "shallow" to focus on the visual rather than the message. On the other hand, the creators might simply shrug off any criticism as attacks from the devil.
There seems to be a lot of very laughable Christian media out there, and I can't help but feel embarrassed by it, and then guilty for feeling embarrassed. But bad Christian art like this is problematic. The ugliness and poor quality is distracting from the message. They are doing a disservice to their mission by wrapping something amazing- the message of the Gospel- in something most everyone would turn away from in disgust.
Well said
...And then there are Christians who genuinely think some of these sloppy, questionable Christian media are good because they contain good messages, which only propagates the problem. Which is a real shame because Christianity did inspire many of the greatest works of art in history. Just go look at the Renaissance or Baroque art. Even in the Golden Age of Hollywood, Biblical epic was a popular genre, and films like Ben-Hur and Ten Commandments are some of the most monumental works of cinema while still being religious and reverent.
Garbage like Gaither's Pond does not help spread the message, it just turns us Christians into bunch of Bible-thumping laughingstocks! Really, these abominations make me appreciate VeggieTales that much more because the creators infused the show with memorable characters, simplistic animation that takes advantage of the low budget, and child-friendly humor that even adults can find funny. Yet, they created it as a mission, not commerce. Ironically, it is when the secular industry took over that VeggieTales devolved into what it is today with VeggieTales in the House (sigh)
With that said, if you look carefully, there are other great Christian media being produced elsewhere. You've got radio shows like Adventures in Odyssey, Max Lucado's children's books, Superbook (the original ANIME series, not the CGI remake, mind you) or even recent films like Passion of the Christ or Hacksaw Ridge. You also have films like The Mission and Martin Scorsese's Silence, or TV miniseries like Jesus of Nazareth by Franco Zeffirelli. Want some quality Christian animation? How about Testament: the Bible in Animation, or Animated Stories from the Bible by Richard Rich, or Hanna-Barbera's The Greatest Adventure Stories from the Bible? Even Glen Keane (one of the greatest Disney animators of all time!) wrote and illustrated Christian children's book series called Adam Raccoon. Speaking of animation, there are many Christians working in the secular entertainment industry and they try to infuse their beliefs into the work they make, even when the work is not blatantly religious.
4:21 they're literally T-posing. They didn't even try.
*ok let's go*
They are asserting dominance
I had to go back when I saw that because I wasn't sure of what I was looking at.
They're ALL t-posing on him. He doesn't stand a chance!
Even if it feels like a shit post, it was very old
They were T-posing before it was cool.
This show looks like some cursed haunted tape you would find in someone's abandoned basement.
"you trust me don't you?"
"i guess"
"you trust the guy who sent me don't you?"
"yeah"
that is sketchy af
Rape
"Now please show the court where the angel touched you"
"...here"
"Cmon you trust the guy who sent me right?"
dreaminginhysterics ikr
Wanna like it but i don't wanna ruin the 69 likes :)
Edit: *someone ruined it*
*bible camp flashbacks*
The thing that a lot of these Christian animation groups seem to forget is that the original Veggie Tales had stuff for kids that weren't religious
It gave you good life messages and some religious stuff, but also actually entertaining stories and characters, as well as pretty good animation and designs
Not sure if I can say the same for the new version but ya know
The VeggieTales Show will be bringing the franchise back to its roots.
Veggie Tales was Christian, but also a genuine show. I loved it as a kid. It was entertaining, not something Ma shoved on the TV you had to bear through for an hour. Good characters, neat stories, and real lessons. You could've removed all the Jesus and still had an entire show. That's how you make good Christian media. Make it good without having to hinge on the God. Because kids don't actually understand the scope of God.
Exactly. I grew up in a home that wasn’t super religious, and I LOVED veggie tales.
Don't worry, they brought the old format back. And they're more focused on teaching good morals than religion
My favorite part of veggietales was that it wasn’t always Christian. Sometimes it was just funny.
I am thankful for my old school showing me only veggie tales instead of this monstrosity.
I'm thankful this didn't exist when I was in elementary school (I think.. I hope.)
I love veggietales
Check out Simon the Lamb by Precious Moments and The Crippled Lamb by StarToons Animation. Those two are actually decent movies that respect their audience Christian or not.
heh, I remember Veggietales. sigh, I think I know the other reason I don't like eating vegetables, or at least subconsciously.
"and the water became Tomato Juice" and the tomato passes out, that was pure comedy gold back then, hehe.
Remember Bible Man? I got to see that.
If gaithers pond was written like an adult swim series it would be really good imo. Xavier Renegade Angel is similar and I love that show
That "at least now I know you're using my Christmas present" line at 22:00 was actually pretty funny though--
There are a few good lines in this thing, which is sort of unfortunate considering it's not a very good series in general...
"Big Monster. Unstoppable. Certain doom."
"Ok."
IT'S MR. POE
and Yogul!!
*DANK MEMES MAKE DREAMS*
Who fights crime
Terra V 👌😂
@@cuvsly and carries bags of flapjacks on his back
@@parker-boy98 It's Mr.poe
AND yogul
This is what Alex Jones warned us about......
but he never said that the chemicals in the water would affect the fish too
I get it 😂
*_T U R N T H E F R I G G I N F R O G S G A Y !_*
Sayo ! He said that too actually
Maybe they’re near one of those toxic waste dumps...
I think I’m gonna be sick!
9:19 I’m pretty sure Saber’s “ugh, what?” wasn’t just from confusion
He was disagreeing with the fish in secret
“but *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,* I gotta run a *RETRAAAAAAACTIIIOOOONNN”*
_"what the living hell was that?!"_
NO...
*NOOOOOOOOOOO!*
" *I GOTTA STICK WITH THE FACTS!!!* "
THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I feel like somebody locked Alex Jones in a room with the show playing on repeat when he was a kid for probably several years of his childhood before he started having his own show and going off about gay frogs and fake news.
that makes the most sense actually
the thing is: gay frogs actually exist, chemicals actually DO mess with the frogs that brings a decline upon their populations. this is the one thing he's actually right about.
and if Alex Jones is right about something, you know that there is something wrong.
i'm actually glad that we have people like Alex. they're funny (even if not intentionally) and we can take them as indicators.
if the lunatics are correct, then you know that the world desperately needs to do something, or else we're all screwed.
@@Legomicroman chemicals mess animals up? What a shocker!😮😮😮😮😮😮
“Mom, can we get veggie tales?”
“No, we have veggie tales at home.”
Veggie tales at home:
Gaffers pond
It’s not even VeggieTales
Don't you dare disrespect veggietales like that
@@yes.567 r/woooosh
*ok let's go*
10:56
"things are just fine, the way they are-"
*"oklet'sgo"*
These designs, the surreal vibe I get, plus comic sans. Why isn’t this a zesty meme yet
If I knew how to make zesty memes, I'd make it into one
So many memes
You know the rule with the internet. Dead memes are shunned if used. This is dead already, bringing souls with it
@@CeaselessWatcher5818 its like bringing up a skeleton and saying "HEY THIS DUDE WILL BE FAMOUS!"
This entire show is a vibe check
The “and Yogul” really made me laugh
You know I’m at supercritical level when “und yogel” is my type of comedy
*U n d Y o g u l*
Same
*U N D Y O G U L*
Yogul
SS: "It has terrible textures"
Me: "There is no texture, its all colors and that is it!!"
Ugliness is the texture...
@@skedaddledbraincell *w h e e z e*
STILL tEChnically texture. “Bare” and “hollow” to name a few examples
There’s shadows lmao
*ok let's go*
I could care less about the actual film all I can think of now is Mr. Poe unt Yogul. Most legendary duo
Saber made me watch this cartoon while I was visiting last week.
PaleoSteno that's probably a crime. Did you press charges?
I'm thinking about it.
You should hire fire team harmony to beat him up if you lose the court case 😉
You should force him to watch "Rapcity Street Kids" on endless loop.
Well... at least you got that Bronies React done. That's a positive.
Christians make remarkable horror. Case in point: This and Scott Cawthon. Scott's FNAF series was inspired from critique on his CHRISTIAN games, since the animals looked like hellspawn. So he made a horror game and it became a hit.
TheCaliMack i dont think chipper & sons lumber co was a christians game lol
some abomination from another dimension not that game, the other ones he made
Ya Boi for what i remember, chipper & sons lumber co was the only reason why scott made fnaf.
Someone said the models looked like robots. They did.
Scott made pilgrims progress
THIS made every bad animation that has been reviewed on this channel looks like it was made in heaven
Fox Ella *This Movie Has Sinned*
O wait it's a Christian stuff and it *Sinned*
Leo the lion keeps looking better and better
Fox Ella dorbee is even worse
Brandon Roberts it's not scary that's why and it also had a pretty big budget for it's time.
I remember being shown this as a kid, and tbh, I only watched it a couple times for the music... I can't believe I forgot how horrifying this animation is. This is hilarious even by 1990s standards.
My dad was super into Gather Vocal Band, The Eagles, and Boston when I was a kid, so I listened to a fair amount of that growing up. I don't listen to then much now (because my childhood kinda burnt me out on southern gospel music tbh), but the Gathers have had some great singers and have had friends of the group with great voices sing with them over the years. One of their former lead singers, Guy Penrod, has a crazy good voice. He went out and did his own work over the last 10-15 years. Haven't followed him much, but his Breathe Deep album actually has some really good songs if you're into country.
We “modern” Christians have not been known for our great art choices in the 21st century
Don’t worry, some of us Muslims haven’t made the right choices either.
@SHIP MASTER 1023 I'm an atheist who celebrates Christmas
I'm a human is doesn't what the fuck to believe anymore
Yeah, I guess you peaked some centuries ago and it was just downhill from there, culminating into THIS 😂
@@angelicpretty777 welcome to the club
I don't remember this episode of VeggieTales
I don’t either
Extremely Low Quality Content the episode is where’s god when I’m s-scared
It was the first one.
You don’t remember?!?!?!?!?! The episode where they have an acid trip?!?!?!??
This is the deleted media
You know how HP Lovecraft spoke of horrifying, aquatic abominations that we can't even hope to comprehend? I think this is what he was talking about
Hail the great dark lord, cuthulu
Cthulhu is just sushi! Hail the true Dark Lord Zalgo!
Zalgo is numbers, Cthulhu is Davy Jones' big brother
Zalgo is the one who shall sing thy song that shall end thy Earth!
You all are no match for Yog-Sothoth! All hail the All-in-One, the One-in-All!
Like 4yrs late to the party but on 14:50 my family still uses the 'Toy Story' Barbie when the stragglers are leaving the party. "Buh-bye, buh-bye, uhh...buh-bye, have a nice day! Are they all gone??"
i have Gaither's Pond on VHS. I saw it in a thrift store sometime last year and instantly knew it needed to be a part of my "bad animated movies" collection
UnrulySnail XD
Saber honey ,I’m so sorry you went trough this
We have *Sinned*
Poor Saber, he's suffering for our own sins.
Also, are you Portuguese/Brazillian?
Your name sounds TOO MUCH like a lusofone name to not be it.
SABER IS JESUS CONFIRMED
Gum Skyloard yes ,I am Portuguese
@@GumSkyloard oh hey gum
3:18
Ah yes, "how to kidnap a kid in two easy steps"
Step 1: find a christian kid
Step 2: "you trust 'The one who sent me'? *THEN GET IN THE VAN* "
shark tales looks like finding Nemo compared to this
Yo shark tales looked amazing
@@wiggamcwiggins1657 shark tale is crap
@@literalhottie agreed.
@@literalhottie agreed but that is that person's opinion
Shark Tale is a fish movie
I'm an atheist and this show makes me want to pray to God, so I guess it worked...
Me too, man...
Don't worry, a gun works just as well.
Remember, there are always other ways!
Wow this shows more pursuasive than I thought
Me to God: "Why God?!....WHYYYYY?!"
Pray for these images to get out of your head?
The Dorbys really do look like some insane meme from today, especially that Mr. Poe thing.
And Yogul!
23:04 ok… besides the pick me boy line why was that riff kinda fire
I actually remember when i was young, like in the first grade, my school gave out free tickets to some church showing of Wobots. My brother won some kind of box set with all the episodes of this show and Wobots. Somehow I rember it vividly.
Cause your soul was cursed from it
Did he eventually throw them away or are they in the attic somewhere?
I'm so jealous lol
As a Christian I have a serious question, why do a lot of Christian media have a repetition for low quality stuff like this? The only few surprisingly decent ones that come to mind besides VeggieTales would have to be "Simon The Lamb" by Precious Moments from 1994 (Heck any Direct-To-Video by Precious Moments), The Crippled Lamb by StarToons Animation, "Theo Presents", "The Lion of Judah" (2011), and Dreamwork's Prince Of Egypt since both put their heart and soul into their works and are very genuine.
Helps that I really admire "Precious Moments" because of how genuine and friendly the company is and how harmless the characters from their Direct To Video animated short films to character and animal illustrations. They even collaborated with Disney in the past and the merchandise and stuffed animals look so adorable. Even EG Daily, Christine Cavanaugh, and Kath Soucie voiced the sheep characters in Simon The Lamb.
Nyanpire The Cat I think it has to do with the stigma of being associated with a religion in today's world. Most major animation studios (aside from the examples you listed) wouldn't want their name associated with christianity, so any ideas for movies or shows are left to small studios or people with no background in animation. We've seen the results of those projects. I remember as a kid watching a cartoon series about three kids getting transported into biblical times by an ancient scroll. It was really well animated and the stories were balanced between being kid friendly, yet maintaining the seriousness of the source material. I wish I could remember the name of it. The three kids were a blond girl and 2 boys. One boy wore a blue baseball cap and had curly black hair and I can't remember anything about the other boy.
If I remember correctly, that specific series might had been animated by Hannah-Barbera (Under the name "Hannah Barbera Home Video") in the early 1990's. Since I remember seeing the logo before the actual video began.
Nyanpire The Cat I think these people believe that just because it's about God they don't have to put in any effort. Doesn't help that other Christians buy this crap, thus encouraging them to make more crap.
Honestly? Laziness (and greed). They have a built-in audience that will buy it regardless of quality, so if they make it as cheap as possible, they can maximize profit. It's a very cynical, worldly, and hypocritical approach, but it seems to work. You see it even more with live-action movies. I am not a Christian, but Ben-Hur (the Heston version) is easily one of the greatest movies I've ever seen; nowadays, "Christian" movies are just cheaply-made, preachy, often hateful garbage like War Room and the God's Not Dead series.
Good Memory you have there, found it.
The Greatest Adventure: Stories from the Bible en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Greatest_Adventure:_Stories_from_the_Bible
Our eyes. They're being attacked by BAD CG
Justin Y. Stooooooop
Hey look, its bad cg being attacked by bad cg!
like a ninja, he just "poofs" anywhere and everywhere he wants.
Justin Y are you Secretly RUclips or Trying to tell us something😨 plz respond
Justin Y. Niiiccceee
Fun fact. The Larry King-fish joke is actually a decent pun, since a kingfish is an actual fish.
when you mentioned the photos for the imdb page I went to go see if it was real, and the pictures on the dorbees page is an absolute hellscape, it's 1/4th fannart of it, 1/2 furries and 1/4 graduation photos. Absolute disaster.
If I recall correctly, IMDB works a bit like a bassackwards version of a wiki-anyone with an account can add content, but only someone on the staff can edit or remove it. And judging by how Amazon runs its other businesses, it's likely that the "staff" was all laid off years ago because they don't want to pay people.
SS: "I'm gonna review this during Christmas"
Christmas Crap: **doesn't have Wobots**
Me: *L I A R*
No, he isn't. Saberspark said, that he's going to review Wobots during Christmas, but he didn't said, which year.
oh no…...
I didn't know the nazis reviewed cartoons.
I have the Wobots DVD!
mr. poe und yogel is something i unironically love honestly.
oh also t-posing is the default pose for 3-d models in case you don't know.
He's got a sack of flapjacks, what's not to love
@marianne mccrank und yogul
11:13 Let’s not forget that the ducks are singing a happy and animated song but keep their crying faces.
22:35
If their God is a frog, do you think he'd be called "Frod?"
Ha, I love borrowing jokes.
Well that would be the human equivalent in of our god being callled “hod”
I love how there's a shit ton of crap MMD videos hastily put together by 12 year olds and they're STILL better than these cringy Christian cgi films
These characters are so freakin' TERRIFYING
Satis Factory
Giygas has nothing on these guys.
These characters are beautiful Idk what ur talken about xD
What are you talking about? Their the most beautiful creatures i've ever seen!
Saber: You gotta love seeing "Gospel" in a spooky font. ( 19:37 )
Me, fingergunning my screen: More like *"GOTHSPEL"*
No one's gonna see this, it's been five years since the vid came out, but if you do, please clap
Shreks swamp > Gaithers pond
lel
Fuck
Shrek's Swamp is better than anything tbh
Wut r u doin in meh SWAMP?
Gaithers pond > Shreks swamp
25:10 me trying to blend in with my friends
No this is Patrick
This comment is underrated
same though😂
No this is Patrick Weebs have friends?
Same
comment awards?
Omg I forgot this existed! So the Gaither's actually hail from a town next to mine, like the 4-H fairground for my town takes place where they were from. My religious grandparents absolutely love them so I'd watch this every time I slept over. They probably still have the VHS.
I'm so glad my christain grandmother gave us Veggietales tapes as a child and not Gaither's Pond tapes. I would have been so creeped out by the cursed animation.
4:09 in German "Po" means "Ass".
So listen to this song now XD
He does look like ass
Van Royal really?
So it's a Christian Billy Gun (Mr. Ass) theme?
Sephiroth mr ass und yogul
*mr ass*
It's Mr. Poe
*aNd YoGuL*
EDIT: Holy cow 1k likes-
Green Scythe Und*
Proud to be german after seeing this.
Now I want to find this. Lots of meme potential
Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series
MVP Unlucky indeed
The salamander looks like Sid from Ice Age and I swear I've seen Sid do some of those animations that the salamander did
**losing my shit over this comment**
Ok I don’t know if anyone else noticed this but at 24:28 they literally start playing the Katamari music since the salamanders are all rolling the huge stone-
I literally searched up the Katamari music and IT’S LITERALLY THE SAME MUSIC 💀
I don’t even know how I noticed that-
the problem is for religious people trying to create cartoons.
I'm religious but I feel most of them don't respect their religion enough to make something good
I know
Which is why the Prince of Egypt is great, they weren't trying to be religious, but just tell a story.
I feel like it comes from a place of pride rather than passion, like the idea that they have to made something Jesus-tastic to get holy points or something, and everyone plays along because it’s “Christian” instead of working from vision and inspiration.
I feel like it just comes from knowing what your doing, like any good animator. Prince of Egypt was probably not made by many religious people, but it was made by people who are passionate in their craft and respect the story. Don’t get me wrong, not everything has to be high budget, VeggieTales is very charming, and yt is full of indie animators who make some amazing stuff, but if it’s just a few people who have no animation experience who may or may not be exploiting Christians who just want some good animated content, of course it’s not gonna be good.
@@constantheadache2045 Thanks Batman
This is shameful, disturbing and gives me second hand embarrassment as a Christian even though I wasn’t even born yet when this was made.
Also politics don’t belong in children’s entertainment.
xxRAINA1xx Yeah, Christian hypocrites need to stay away from entertainment of any kind.
Mr. Diugh Joseph The King of Dreams and Moses were great.
Thatone Shitposter Joseph: The King of Dreams and Prince of Egypt aren't just Christian stories, and they don't preach Christianity, so I wouldn't call them Christian movies.
Thatone Shitposter Those two are good on my book.
Yeah, as a satanist, i agree
12:35 As a South Korean, this is just damn funny😂😂😂
this was a rouse by Satan to discourage Christianity
Guess it worked
Satan: *Modern Problems require Modern Solutions*
Well he succeeded
Gooey Go don’t you dare say satan created this even he is not that evil
@@therealriku9238 lol okay satanist
ITS MR. P O E
and Yogul
Game & Kris
I laughed so hard at that part xD
& knuckles
Someone make this a meme please
S.S CheeseFuck no
S.S CheeseFuck yes
Christian cartoons. They must be made to turn people into atheists. Imagine seeing this as a child. Nightmares forever.
Lugmillord Shit like this makes me glad to be one.
Lugmillord Reading the bible itself should make a rational person an atheist 😉
Lady Cheyne That was my main reason for changing. Not gonna go into detail cause I don't wanna bore anyone or sound preachy.
They showed all kinds of weird christian cartoons in church school . Im seriously scarred for life by them .
Donkey Ollie just made more more Christian Lmao khatolikz rule 💪😎👍
18:51 how he lands with that sound and the music stopping got me
Bomb moment
Here's something else I've noticed with these "Christian" cartoons: there's no God, Jesus, or anything really to do with Christianity in them! Even VeggieTales followed or adapted familiar Bible stories and Biblical figures in a reverent way. Where did all these talking animals come from? Why did that Joshua and the Promised Land have a naked anthro lion, time travel, and a dozen other WTF stuff in it? Why do none of these cartoons feature even a Bible verse (cited and all) the way VeggieTales has the courtesy to do? These Christian cartoons have NO Christianity or Christ in them!
"The Prince of Egypt" retold the actual story of Moses WITH Moses, the Hebrews, Pharaoh, even God Himself; no CGI anthros or nonsensical sci-fi there. "The Miracle Maker" did the same for Jesus, with incredibly skilled stop-motion AND occasional traditional animation to boot. Christian media should be focused on Jesus and not child pandering gimics and cheap effects.
I absolutely agree. Even as someone who hasn't decided on their religion, it's very saddening seeing so many people throw away the message they were trying to display of kindness and love for their God and replace it with their love for money. They only make ChristIan shows to cash in on all the parents who want to show them Christian media. Although I must agree, Prince of Egypt was beautiful and I loved VeggieTales growing up.