What the HELL is Wolf Tracer's Dinosaur Island? (A Jurassic Rip-Off)

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  • Опубликовано: 21 июн 2018
  • From the people who brought you Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa! Dinosaur Island is the only other movie from this terrible studio and it's just as bad as Rapsittie. It has horrible animation, it steals audio assets from other movies, and is generally just a bad film. So let's check it out!
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  • @Saberspark
    @Saberspark  6 лет назад +2508

    Bad animation and dinosaurs. What else could a person want in life?
    Support me on Patreon : www.patreon.com/saberspark
    Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/Saberspark

  • @stara6662
    @stara6662 5 лет назад +3759

    I want to believe Mark Hamilll knew what he was getting into and did it for the shits and giggles

    • @SkullPrism
      @SkullPrism 5 лет назад +181

      Someone needs to ask him

    • @yoda908
      @yoda908 5 лет назад +161

      He probably did

    • @blameitonmillie5506
      @blameitonmillie5506 4 года назад +147

      There’s like an 80% chance he did

    • @mateuszsotys3912
      @mateuszsotys3912 4 года назад +204

      It's Mark Hamill, the master of trolling. Of course he did

    • @asher8754
      @asher8754 4 года назад +37

      He probably was in on the money laundering scam that this was a part of

  • @spira543
    @spira543 6 лет назад +1000

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)

    • @Sharks-wm1ru
      @Sharks-wm1ru 6 лет назад +8

      Spira Fallen Kingdom came out in 2018....

    • @soba_ren
      @soba_ren 6 лет назад +2

      Spira lmao totally right

    • @NatsuNatsu3
      @NatsuNatsu3 6 лет назад +34

      When Jurassic World is too low budget to make their movie.

    • @dylandanielantoniogalazoya6618
      @dylandanielantoniogalazoya6618 6 лет назад +9

      Sharks 71982 You don't have humor sense, Get out of here

    • @joshou3759
      @joshou3759 6 лет назад +17

      Jurassic world 76 leaked footage.

  • @idontusethisaccanymore9971
    @idontusethisaccanymore9971 4 года назад +339

    Animation character: *chokes to death * CcccCcCc hhhhh ristmas

    • @dogman9291
      @dogman9291 4 года назад +36

      Chsiwkeo3bdisjqwn3i91*÷×¥×029*¥=*÷¥÷$7"&;#○■●■~□○♡l♡■◇◇♡-riiiisstmaaaas

    • @queenblister7845
      @queenblister7845 3 года назад +7

      MRREEYEYUAA CCCHHRHRHRIIIOOISISÆAWWEMASSAASSSS
      wow what a way with words

    • @biggiechungus784
      @biggiechungus784 2 года назад +5

      I definitely support the theory that the grandma's audio was so bad it was unusable, so the editor cut her audio into gibberish because it sounded better. Everything she says sounds like it was taken from the middle of a random word

  • @hydro1355
    @hydro1355 3 года назад +662

    The worst part is that this is actually an improvement on the Christmas one

  • @omgcats2
    @omgcats2 5 лет назад +1057

    who tf out here making moves in sims 1?

    • @diamondsmith1787
      @diamondsmith1787 5 лет назад +19

      LMAO

    • @ineedsleep1682
      @ineedsleep1682 3 года назад +9

      LOL 🤣

    • @user-ec8zs7xy2d
      @user-ec8zs7xy2d 3 года назад +71

      The Sims 1 looks better than this movie.

    • @netsdanita
      @netsdanita 3 года назад +37

      This thing wishes it was _the sims 1,_ its more like the original _Alone in the Dark_ for DOS.

    • @gayandtired5370
      @gayandtired5370 3 года назад +15

      ik like at LEAST use sims 4

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +4538

    Rare concept footage of Jurassic World 3 (2020)

  • @Sakuramoch1__
    @Sakuramoch1__ 4 года назад +612

    Captain Blood?
    *Sounds like some edgy roleplaying Roblox player*

    • @My_honest_erection
      @My_honest_erection 3 года назад +6

      Lmao

    • @timopino2726
      @timopino2726 3 года назад +10

      Fuck you im on my period

    • @daemonxdog3477
      @daemonxdog3477 3 года назад +68

      CaPtAiN BlOoD:
      StOrG, FaSt, HaLf DeMoN, cAn'T dEaTh, SiNgLe, HaTeS nOoBs, BuLy, RiCh, EpIc, LeAdEr Of BlOoD gAnG

    • @copy-rightedname
      @copy-rightedname 3 года назад +6

      @@daemonxdog3477 y e s

    • @cosmofire5657
      @cosmofire5657 3 года назад +37

      @@daemonxdog3477
      Capttain blood The Angle-slayer
      Stroangest fastestPeson EVER, One Thouand year olds, half Huamn Half Wolf HAlf catHalf Dragen half Angle half demon, cant Died, Imortal, can fly, can Kil with One 1 hit, hansome, Single, Eveyone In Love Wit Him, rich, Awsome, Hates Noobs, buly, Leder of the Demen blod killer gang

  • @FilmBucket
    @FilmBucket 4 года назад +115

    Wallace and Gromit, A Day Out: $11k
    Rapsittie: $500k
    Just goes to show that talent wins over budget

    • @fuzzywzhe
      @fuzzywzhe Год назад +6

      I don't see how Wallace and Gromit A Grand Day Out could have POSSIBLY only cost $11K. It was done in 1989. That means it was done entirely on film, and I bet the film cost more than that, even for 1980's standards. Film isn't cheap.
      I'm doubtful it was that inexpensive even if all the labor was free.

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader Год назад

      ALYX: 11 BILLION BUDGET
      BOX OFFFICE: 0
      DINOSAUR ISLAND: BUDGET 750000
      BOX OFFICE: 999999999999999999999

    • @NorbertLelles
      @NorbertLelles Год назад

      @@NigerianCrusader YESSSS

    • @EXFoxer
      @EXFoxer 9 месяцев назад

      @@NigerianCrusaderfake

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader 9 месяцев назад

      @@EXFoxer WHAT DO UOU MEAN

  • @NotCOPPAFTCA
    @NotCOPPAFTCA 5 лет назад +1876

    If jurrasic park and fallout had a baby and dropped it

    • @dsnow7211
      @dsnow7211 5 лет назад +40

      This comment deserves more likes

    • @clawyraptor9029
      @clawyraptor9029 5 лет назад +47

      @Lavender Dash Farms and got sent to north Korea.

    • @thot5668
      @thot5668 5 лет назад +42

      *and dropped it.*

    • @stefanm.734
      @stefanm.734 4 года назад +53

      And then kicked it around like a football for good measure.

    • @lucasodelta2591
      @lucasodelta2591 4 года назад +23

      Jurrasic park and fallout 76

  • @Polak-dd7ds
    @Polak-dd7ds 6 лет назад +176

    "Baldi's Trip to Jurassic Park"

    • @florbingo9871
      @florbingo9871 6 лет назад +2

      Frisco 1522 this comment is very underrated.

    • @SpookyHam
      @SpookyHam 5 лет назад +8

      *ThaTS Me!!!1111!!oneone**!!

    • @millie2360
      @millie2360 5 лет назад +3

      *spancc*

    • @tultsi93
      @tultsi93 4 года назад +9

      "I get angrier from every dinosaur you get wrong."

    • @PinkGoldAbby
      @PinkGoldAbby 4 года назад +10

      This comment made me realize that baldis basics looks legitamately better animated than this.

  • @lilacgrace6025
    @lilacgrace6025 4 года назад +378

    12:45:
    "You've gotta love that fade out. That's what I'm plannin-" *ad plays*
    You aren't slick, saber. We saw what you did there lmao

  • @wolvie1618
    @wolvie1618 3 года назад +168

    Whenever I feel bad about my animations, I just watch this and feel much better

  • @maskedfoxx7173
    @maskedfoxx7173 6 лет назад +192

    The Tinder Bio: Jurassic Park
    The date: Wolf Tracer’s Dinosaur Island

    • @jaimeg309
      @jaimeg309 5 лет назад

      Link To Original Pic From Your Pfp, I Need The Research

  • @MMDRen
    @MMDRen 6 лет назад +169

    THE USE OF MOSES SAYING “STOP, STOP IT” WHILE SHOWING A CLIP OF THE MOVIE WAS GENIUS DJEBDKSNJWDNEKQK

    • @yeshelloiamsnek580
      @yeshelloiamsnek580 6 лет назад +5

      MMD Ren why is your picture a thing

    • @MMDRen
      @MMDRen 5 лет назад

      Yes Hello I Am Snek
      omfg

  • @Guntherson220
    @Guntherson220 4 года назад +91

    The second you said "Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa" I immediately went "Oh god! That's the level of suck we're dealing with?!"

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @mysterylala7624
      @mysterylala7624 3 года назад +3

      level of suck?
      no no no
      rapsittie street kids was a work of art you uncultured swine-

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader 11 месяцев назад +1

      THIS GRAFICKS LOOK BETTER THAN VIDE CITY THATS WHAT UNWOULD SAY, DUDE. WLELL GUESS WHAT THESSE GRAPHICS ARE ACTJ,AU GOOD AND JR J JUST DONT USNNERSTAND ANYTHJJNG JW)MMDMF,EDFO GOOD GRAPHICS DONF MEAN ANTHING

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Месяц назад

      I see you're out here crusading the good crusade @Crusader!

  • @rjthehalfbloodedeldrich2242
    @rjthehalfbloodedeldrich2242 4 года назад +103

    I find it so funny whenever the voice for the girl character forgets that she's supposed to have a British accent, cause she seems to go back and forth between an American accent and a British accent quite a lot.

  • @KARS_K
    @KARS_K 6 лет назад +761

    Leo the Lion looks like a masterpiece compared to this

  • @AB-uf1et
    @AB-uf1et 6 лет назад +165

    "Also, from this angle, it looks like he's wearing a thong."
    --Saberspark, 2018

    • @ka850411
      @ka850411 6 лет назад +7

      And the other character’s shirt actually makes him looks like he’s wearing a bra 😂

    • @AB-uf1et
      @AB-uf1et 6 лет назад +6

      ka850411 they have their secrets....the overweight guy secretly has thong kinks and the other guy crossdresses...the character depth in this movie

    • @chuyrenteria6252
      @chuyrenteria6252 6 лет назад +1

      Where?
      EDIT: nvm.

  • @joaovictorabramides9977
    @joaovictorabramides9977 4 года назад +87

    Kid: Mom, can we watch Jurassic Park?
    Mom: We have Jurassic Park at home.
    Jurassic Park at home:

    • @brodoodtv8343
      @brodoodtv8343 3 года назад +3

      Jurassic Park at home: *no one cares about the dinos we need ships and lost city*

  • @Jotarokujo-ez2wn
    @Jotarokujo-ez2wn 4 года назад +72

    Saber: so she started talking about her dream
    My mind: I Giorno Giovanna have a dream

  • @soupboy1430
    @soupboy1430 5 лет назад +1257

    *Me:* Yo, can I borrow the aux cord?
    *Friend:* You better not play trash
    *Me:* 1:08

  • @TheHeroOfTomorrow
    @TheHeroOfTomorrow 5 лет назад +458

    "All of that STILL leaves one nagging question...HUNH?!"
    If that doesn't sum up this movie, I don't know what does.

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader Год назад

      THE PLOT WILL BE FURTHER EXPLAINED IN THE SEQUEL WHICH IS COMING OUT OMCE I BUY WOLF TRACER AND ONLY TO END IT ON ANOTHER CLIFF HANGER

  • @tjstarblood624
    @tjstarblood624 4 года назад +71

    Me earlier today: Nah, there's no such thing as a bad dinosaur movie.
    Me now: I need to go rethink my life's choices.

    • @rexosaurus3610
      @rexosaurus3610 3 года назад +8

      there are soo many bad dinosaur movies

    • @doryanburlison6998
      @doryanburlison6998 2 года назад +2

      Haven’t you ever seen the Super Mario Brothers movie? Or any of the 50,000 Land Before Time movies?

    • @tjstarblood624
      @tjstarblood624 2 года назад +1

      @@doryanburlison6998 Woah, woah, woah! What we're not gonna do, is rip on The Land Before Time.

    • @doryanburlison6998
      @doryanburlison6998 2 года назад

      @@tjstarblood624 Fine but you gotta at least give me Super Mario Bros.

    • @tjstarblood624
      @tjstarblood624 2 года назад

      @@doryanburlison6998 Yeah I'll give you that

  • @bakedgoldfish45
    @bakedgoldfish45 4 года назад +38

    5:01 "AAAAAAAA!" and "No... NOOOOOO!" would go together perfectly.

  • @drama-lama1107
    @drama-lama1107 6 лет назад +97

    Ohhhh...
    I hate it when I get stuck In a storm and suddenly get transported into a time portal...
    Happens all the time I tell ya!

  • @amelon1803
    @amelon1803 6 лет назад +402

    To be fair, the production logo is better than anything I saw in the actual movie

  • @aranduryaviel6375
    @aranduryaviel6375 4 года назад +17

    “Got love that fade out”
    “That’s what I’m planning-“
    *ad plays*
    “ING on.”

  • @blkgardner
    @blkgardner 4 года назад +26

    8:40 when you put all your points into melee damage in Ark: Survival Evolved.

    • @TulipMawlz
      @TulipMawlz 3 года назад +1

      OH MY GOD LITERALLY AHAHAHA

  • @jenneacoleman-cubero2365
    @jenneacoleman-cubero2365 6 лет назад +407

    And people say "The Last Jedi" was the worse thing Mark Hamill's been in...

    • @BlueDragonknight375
      @BlueDragonknight375 5 лет назад +49

      I thought it was the Star Wars Christmas special.

    • @jenneacoleman-cubero2365
      @jenneacoleman-cubero2365 5 лет назад +15

      Nina Sampson Yeah, but at least...at least...I got nothing. Then again, the special did have Bee Arthur and Jefferson Airplane.

    • @freyathedragon899
      @freyathedragon899 5 лет назад +7

      At least the costumes were sorta on point in that special...
      The only thing on point...

    • @drakeconsumerofsoulsandche5761
      @drakeconsumerofsoulsandche5761 5 лет назад +8

      @@BlueDragonknight375 Christmas special was a masterpiece in comparason

    • @TerribleT666
      @TerribleT666 5 лет назад

      @@BlueDragonknight375 oh yes.....

  • @dominicperez3777
    @dominicperez3777 6 лет назад +744

    That harmonica is so spot on.

    • @ItsCosmoTewulf
      @ItsCosmoTewulf 6 лет назад +26

      *melodica

    • @CvndyClvb
      @CvndyClvb 5 лет назад +19

      Holy fuck it started playing right when I read this comment.

    • @virtualboy89
      @virtualboy89 5 лет назад +3

      You're basically a youtube celebirtiy.

    • @washer5918
      @washer5918 5 лет назад +5

      I think it's actually a melodica

    • @HEADBOY_PHENOMENON
      @HEADBOY_PHENOMENON 5 лет назад +9

      I cry every time I hear it's Beethoven-esque quality.

  • @mikewazowski471
    @mikewazowski471 4 года назад +18

    1:00 Never has a song so perfectly portrayed my feelings watching the movies you review Saber 😂

  • @blackcat738
    @blackcat738 3 года назад +18

    I can't believe the people who made rapsitte street kids were actually allowed to make another abomination.

  • @GenerationWest
    @GenerationWest 6 лет назад +691

    0:25 Whoever made that collage is incredibly smart, talented and probably super handsome.

    • @jmvsic
      @jmvsic 6 лет назад +22

      Sorry @GenerationWest... I'm sure you're all that and more, but I am trying to get @Saberspark to see this comment, which I would think you would likely agree with me on, yes? @Saber - you need to send this video and or your research to the sound directors or crew members (I don't use twitter or else I would find them on IMDB myself, then follow them on twitter and alert them to this) of the films you mentioned which had their audio stolen. This kind of thing is absolutely able to be prosecuted and needs to be stopped. As a person who has worked in foley and sound design, this is the kind of thing that upsets me the most. A lot of people worked hard to create the sounds that you were so easily able to recognize. Those sounds helped to create a world in which you were able to imagine those creatures as they existed in their respective films, and in addition were so memorable that you remembered them without the visual cues. This is a skill and art form to be able to do so well, and the "creators" of this film completely and without shame stole other peoples hard work. I urge you to please reach out to a member or two of the sound crews on one or all of the films you noticed this happening. I know you are a stand up guy and I want to thank you for bringing this blatant theft of copyright to our attention.

    • @zoe3237
      @zoe3237 5 лет назад +4

      GenerationWest ayyye 420 likes lmao

    • @rabbiqa
      @rabbiqa 5 лет назад +3

      There are two types of people

  • @PowWowAnimations
    @PowWowAnimations 6 лет назад +1335

    1:09
    Please tell me that's the music the movie actually used.

    • @twonkae9542
      @twonkae9542 6 лет назад +166

      It is

    • @dr.velious5411
      @dr.velious5411 6 лет назад +140

      No, go look up Jurassic Park melodica.

    • @TDF9055
      @TDF9055 6 лет назад +48

      I remember the music from that No Man's Sky comparison video.

    • @jerrysmith2925
      @jerrysmith2925 6 лет назад +3

      PowWow Animations 420 likes 👌🏿

    • @snwylepard220
      @snwylepard220 6 лет назад +19

      PowWow Animations it fits in with the movie
      but sadly not it wasnt in there

  • @frisbyart
    @frisbyart 3 года назад +8

    Me: “I want to watch Jurassic World!”
    Mom: “We have Jurassic World at home.”
    At home: 1:08

  • @TinySwanGrandAdventures
    @TinySwanGrandAdventures Год назад +12

    I'm convinced that the high profile cast members did these terrible movies for a fun and fairly easy paycheck where they didn't have to take their parts seriously.

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader Год назад

      THE REASON WHYT THERES ALOT OF HIGH PROFILE CAST MEMBERS IS CUZ THIS IS A SERIOUS MOVIE
      THE ONLY REASON THE GRAPHICS ARE BAD IS CUZ GRAPHICS DONT MEAN ANYTHING

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader 4 месяца назад

      you mean right@@user-dh1tn1ig8q

  • @kalimbakryptid6801
    @kalimbakryptid6801 6 лет назад +82

    10:53
    "What do you think?"
    "I think it's amazing!"
    "I think I'm hungry"
    ...why am I laughing so hard at this

  • @APumpkinJess
    @APumpkinJess 6 лет назад +308

    “Jacksoff in the sky”

  • @thisismyotheraccount1863
    @thisismyotheraccount1863 4 года назад +16

    4:27
    DEJA VU I JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE! HIGHER ON THE STREETS!

  • @jlt-kjv2840
    @jlt-kjv2840 4 года назад +17

    Lookin' like Baldi's Basics over here.

    • @PinkGoldAbby
      @PinkGoldAbby 4 года назад +1

      "Baldis basics in people who don't know how to make movies"

  • @ds-gx4hb
    @ds-gx4hb 5 лет назад +556

    Dinosaur: *noise*
    that one girl character whatever her name is: :o

    • @lpsquestie3495
      @lpsquestie3495 4 года назад +14

      Troye _with an e_

    • @stevensteviepryde5888
      @stevensteviepryde5888 3 года назад +6

      @@lpsquestie3495 what's funny is that in the credits they didn't spell it with an e

    • @theoldsarcasticpineapple
      @theoldsarcasticpineapple 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @suchomimustenerensis
      @suchomimustenerensis 3 года назад +12

      I hate how movies are like “Carnivorous Animals are bad even thought they want to eat to survive.”

    • @genderlesstoast6633
      @genderlesstoast6633 3 года назад +3

      @@suchomimustenerensis usually big meat eating animals are shown as evil just because they would kill us, and in our dumb human brains it automatically registers as just bad I guess, even though we basically do the exact same lol

  • @MrTobi013
    @MrTobi013 5 лет назад +686

    Looks like the animation for Baldy...

    • @SRCReptiles
      @SRCReptiles 5 лет назад +7

      Yess!

    • @myuniverselove
      @myuniverselove 4 года назад +26

      WELCOME TO BALDIS BASICS IN EDUCATION AND LEARNINGGGG, THATTTSSS MEEEEEEEE

    • @mirai9242
      @mirai9242 4 года назад +2

      @@yeee8068 nah

    • @agentblackbird9435
      @agentblackbird9435 4 года назад +19

      Baldi’s animation style was intentionally made bad and looked way better than this crap

    • @leviwhitt860
      @leviwhitt860 4 года назад +5

      More like facade's animation

  • @cozy.underscore.cringe
    @cozy.underscore.cringe 4 года назад +13

    I think the biggest sin throughout the whole movie is that the velociraptors are inaccurate

    • @nightspawnson-of-luna4936
      @nightspawnson-of-luna4936 3 года назад +2

      well JP's Velociraptor's aren't accurate either... so I don't think you should blame just this movie...

  • @ellewoodford8057
    @ellewoodford8057 4 года назад +10

    "youre leeching off my discoveries?!" and here i thought the point of publishing research was so other people could use the research and expand upon it

  • @Edscratch23469
    @Edscratch23469 5 лет назад +232

    So let me get this straight, Mark Hamill voices Shia LaBeouf a man thing who gets lost at Jurassic shart with his friends, british female Johnny quest and a fatter short haired version of Josh peck. they have to find a way off the island by going deeper into the island, along the way they get attacked by dinosaurs, find a pirate ship, a book, a bird tablet, homeless people, and there crazy captain. They end up building a raft with logs of dino shit so they can go find but not find the lost city of Atlantis?!

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 6 лет назад +657

    Thank you for doing something for Jurassic Park 25th and Fallen Kingdom release.
    Thank you

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader 11 месяцев назад +1

      I WONDER WHAT HE DO FOR VICE CITY ANNIVERSARU
      ALSO THIS MOVIE IS ACTUALLY GOOD

  • @Frobilen
    @Frobilen 4 года назад +20

    the "t rex" in this movie looks so bad and they gave it 3 fingers when t rex only has 2 i hope this company gets shut down FOREVER

  • @Primal_aspid.
    @Primal_aspid. 4 года назад +6

    you played that meme jurrassic park song in the perfect clip, im proud

  • @heaventoms8759
    @heaventoms8759 5 лет назад +701

    8:04 When you see your dog chewing on a candy wrapper.

    • @HelheimMudkip
      @HelheimMudkip 5 лет назад +1

      I read that comment during that part lol

    • @catsantos353
      @catsantos353 5 лет назад +9

      Or when ur cat is on the table eating your food.... XD

    • @lustyargonianmaid4071
      @lustyargonianmaid4071 5 лет назад +4

      The little shits 💜

    • @cringequeen6291
      @cringequeen6291 5 лет назад +3

      Me: EXCUSE ME, **MORO, WHY ARE YOU EATING A WRAPPER!!
      *remembered that she ate a book cover and a few papers of said book*
      **my doggo

    • @skynut_6988
      @skynut_6988 4 года назад

      Have dog can confirm

  • @MidnightBanshi
    @MidnightBanshi 6 лет назад +286

    It's the adventures of the forgotten blow-up dolls on dinosaur island! Well heck......their mouths look like it anyway, as does the movement.

  • @boohaven899
    @boohaven899 4 года назад +7

    13:28( pretty much what he was saying and her response)
    Guy: for years I was inspired by you and followed your lead
    Girl: how dare you be inspired by me you work stealing thief!

  • @kellywestholm9756
    @kellywestholm9756 3 года назад +5

    "Captain Blood... "
    You know, that reminds me of an idea for a series about pirates that I had in kindergarten...
    FREAKING KINDERGARTEN
    ... and that idea that I had made more sense to me than this movie did.

    • @kellywestholm9756
      @kellywestholm9756 2 года назад

      @Alex Wells I haven't really worked on it since, but I have been improving my skills as a writer. Who knows? Maybe I'll get back to it someday and turn it into a masterpiece!
      Thanks for asking :)

  • @DitieBun
    @DitieBun 5 лет назад +118

    "Chief Science Officer"
    *the t-rex in the movie has 3 fingers*
    :/

    • @IanFraser420
      @IanFraser420 4 года назад +9

      "Hey, Colin! I want to work on your movie! What can I do?"
      "Oh, hey, Marc, you can be... the... ummmmm...
      the Chief Science Officer!"

  • @Left4DeadHunterFan
    @Left4DeadHunterFan 5 лет назад +590

    The character models remind me of that game called Façade

  • @ishavedoffallmyhair
    @ishavedoffallmyhair 4 года назад +6

    1:18 not even 2 minutes into this video and I’m already wheezing 😂😂😂

  • @ninjathecat133
    @ninjathecat133 4 года назад +4

    Finds a huge pirate ship
    “What do you think”
    “I think I’m hungry”
    Ah yes, just how I would react

  • @slashbash1347
    @slashbash1347 6 лет назад +297

    Rapsittie Street Kids even had the Black Power Ranger voicing the main character. I met him at a con, and I wish I had known that, so I could've asked him about his experience on the show.

    • @janeistired3921
      @janeistired3921 6 лет назад

      Rhapsody*

    • @julianelmo7006
      @julianelmo7006 6 лет назад +18

      It was rapsittie you dumbass

    • @RokuroCarisu
      @RokuroCarisu 6 лет назад +3

      As in "rap city".

    • @janeistired3921
      @janeistired3921 6 лет назад

      +bboi elmo Wow. Touchy children. Did you eat salt for breakfast or something?

    • @slashbash1347
      @slashbash1347 6 лет назад +6

      IDon'tEvenKnow
      Well, shit, man, you attempted to correct me without doing the proper research. What'd you expect?

  • @candeniz5999
    @candeniz5999 6 лет назад +85

    and they said Jurassic Park was inaccurate...

  • @theabbeast
    @theabbeast 2 года назад +2

    15:12 that sounds like part of a song from Mother 3 called Smashing Song of Praise. XD

  • @romatomatobro2971
    @romatomatobro2971 3 года назад +5

    "you've been leeching off my research??" bruh thats all of science can u imagine if every dude presenting a study with wires had to prove electricity first smh this girl has never heard of references

  • @evolvedturtleproductions7600
    @evolvedturtleproductions7600 6 лет назад +106

    “The animators were so preoccupied with whether they could, that they didn’t stop to think if they should. Luckily, they couldn’t.”

  • @crazyhumanss.r.o5692
    @crazyhumanss.r.o5692 6 лет назад +175

    10:52 * What do ya think?
    *I think it's amazing.
    * I THINK I AM HUNGRY (This movie is so stupid, that it's actually funny xD)

  • @geordischmidt
    @geordischmidt 4 года назад +45

    The next time Mark Hamill has anything bad to say about "The Last Jedi," people should remind him of this dreck.

    • @novicenerd6199
      @novicenerd6199 4 года назад +13

      At least this movie is funny (even if unintentionally). Last Jedi is so freaking boring and insulting.

    • @tragedyplustime8271
      @tragedyplustime8271 3 года назад +14

      It's not like Hamill thinks of this shit like it's good. For all we know he was lied to so that they could have big talents, much like probably the rest of the cast.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 3 года назад +2

      It's a better role than sequeltrilogy!Luke

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx 3 года назад +6

      @@tragedyplustime8271 Well he worked with this studio at least twice, so presumably one of those times he knew what he was getting in to. Mark likes to troll people and do things just because he thinks it'll be funny so it's not a big stretch to think that's the only reason he agreed to voice these characters. Plus he gets paid for it, so... win/win I guess.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 3 года назад

      @Kyte Ansarty I think he said he said it was a job he either couldn't remember or didn't want to remember

  • @aguycalledjamal
    @aguycalledjamal 3 года назад +2

    7:30 I personally would’ve gone for the robot chicken skit
    Vader: “I am your father”
    Luke: “NO THATS IMPOSIBLE”
    Vader: “and did you know Leia is your sister”
    Luke: “NO THATS IMPROBABLE”
    Vader: “and did you also know that I built C3-PO”
    Luke: “NO THATS... possible”

  • @mechajay3358
    @mechajay3358 6 лет назад +161

    Jesus Christ it hurts looking at their faces😵

    • @josephhugotjiong6741
      @josephhugotjiong6741 6 лет назад +1

      Jay 2.0 worse than ME:andromeda

    • @screamingatu5813
      @screamingatu5813 6 лет назад +1

      Specially when their mouths are open. The insides of their mouths are FLIPPING GREY

    • @Snow-xd4rv
      @Snow-xd4rv 6 лет назад +1

      Jay 2.0+ Everything about it is disturbing to me.

  • @RanitobrY7863
    @RanitobrY7863 5 лет назад +472

    0:37
    Am I the only one laughing at this long and awkward laugh?

    • @themarionette6903
      @themarionette6903 5 лет назад +22

      sketchypop 101 That part killed me cos i was like wth is happening XD

    • @marinin_
      @marinin_ 5 лет назад +53

      Chrissmoss

    • @blueclawoflunarclan4479
      @blueclawoflunarclan4479 5 лет назад +8

      Lol is that what it's supposed to be?

    • @mushy5967
      @mushy5967 5 лет назад +8

      sketchypop 101 lol

    • @SoftPlushie
      @SoftPlushie 5 лет назад +23

      Old lady:Ajiokskdjdkikiolkokajxn it's chistmas
      Me: What!? What the F(beep)

  • @0deadx21
    @0deadx21 3 года назад +5

    5:18 That's the BLACK SEA. They didn't make this location up.

  • @comradedyatlov4143
    @comradedyatlov4143 4 года назад +5

    Saberspark: "S-So Jack's off in the sky..-"
    Me: *Fucking dead*

  • @BuggyTrucks
    @BuggyTrucks 5 лет назад +269

    5:01 needs to be a meme now

  • @kat_draws__
    @kat_draws__ 5 лет назад +437

    5:02
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    *insert ad*

  • @jokerhalo1
    @jokerhalo1 4 года назад +5

    This is clearly related to Lord of the Rings. That explains the sounds from the Two Towers. The dinosaurs work for Sauron

  • @asteline4914
    @asteline4914 2 года назад +1

    I also want to point out that in the clip at 15:24, the audio used for the jungle noises in the background is the same one used at Disneyland for the Jungle Cruise/Indiana Jones area.

  • @SigEpBlue
    @SigEpBlue 6 лет назад +44

    I know it's trite to question details in 'films' like this, but *why is the inside of the humans' mouths gray?!*

    • @jillmo6458
      @jillmo6458 6 лет назад +11

      SigEpBlue I assume it's because the people who modelled them didn't texture the insides of their mouths. So the mouths remained the original gray color.

    • @gokuxsephiroth4505
      @gokuxsephiroth4505 6 лет назад +3

      'Cause they're secretly robots

  • @angelo1111
    @angelo1111 6 лет назад +86

    wow the new jurassic world sequel looks great

  • @Frimbertrips
    @Frimbertrips 3 года назад +2

    My favorite part of this whole thing is the captain's laugh. Best evil chuckle ever. XD

  • @armorbearer9702
    @armorbearer9702 2 года назад +4

    Some people may think "why did they need a chief science officer?" Obviously, the studio wanted to make realistic portals and this (10:19).

  • @casssidyy711
    @casssidyy711 6 лет назад +38

    5:07 I swear to you when I was 12 I wrote a story and the cover for the book I drew looked like THAT. From that black background to the yellow outlined wolf in a box. I’m cringing just by remembering

    • @kylelee848
      @kylelee848 6 лет назад +6

      The Sketching Dork please tell us more about this story because im sure it's better than this movie

  • @CrowAbode
    @CrowAbode 6 лет назад +290

    dude, this animation is so good, they should join hope animation!!!

    • @Saberspark
      @Saberspark  6 лет назад +29

      Colin Slater vs David Hutter (weird, both of their names contain the same amount of letters for both first and last name)

    • @alexbarrera4198
      @alexbarrera4198 6 лет назад +23

      So the movie they’ll make is “Strawinsky and the Rapsittie Street Kids”

    • @MoeRon004
      @MoeRon004 6 лет назад +1

      Kalei IsTooTech Yea it's really good ....... for a calculator

    • @sponchi8678
      @sponchi8678 6 лет назад +2

      They should work at Disney

    • @theinfinitychannel994
      @theinfinitychannel994 6 лет назад +3

      Kalei IsTooTech no no no they should join Jet Lag Productions. Lol

  • @benvinew6465
    @benvinew6465 2 года назад +2

    My new mission for this year:
    To respond to everything bad that happens by saying, "Drat," with as little emotion as possible.

  • @rainystrm_7364
    @rainystrm_7364 4 года назад +3

    Jack: I think I'm hungry
    Me: me too 😅 (my stomach has been growling and it's 1:34 PM and I haven't eaten yet)

  • @bonelessbooks9263
    @bonelessbooks9263 5 лет назад +142

    15:20 t pose to assert dominance and escape dinosaurs

  • @blondbraid7986
    @blondbraid7986 6 лет назад +218

    Wow, the animations and characters look bad! I used to study video game graphics and design and me and my classmates, who were total beginners in 3D modelling, still managed to make better models in the first weeks of class. How somebody could release something this ugly just baffles me.

    • @julianelmo7006
      @julianelmo7006 6 лет назад +25

      The movie was a scam, maybe an insurance one or just manipulating people in vhs sales

    • @JayRoboFox
      @JayRoboFox 6 лет назад +6

      It's worse than PS1 graphics

    • @lucapeyrefitte6899
      @lucapeyrefitte6899 6 лет назад +3

      Spooky Wegion no it's worse than Nintendo 64 graphics

    • @davebob8506
      @davebob8506 5 лет назад +2

      BlueDiamond
      But for Rapsittie Street Kids, they actually got some A-class actors. How?

    • @yasminetamer8509
      @yasminetamer8509 5 лет назад

      The first model I ever made, with no experience and only RUclips videos to guide me, looked way better than this. Someone had to really try to make it look that bad.

  • @taffowst
    @taffowst Год назад

    I've only just discovered this channel and im already addicted to it. The shite you make yourself watch for the sake of our entertainment is amazing.

  • @thisisutubnottwitterwhyhandles
    @thisisutubnottwitterwhyhandles 3 месяца назад +1

    13:03 I like how the guy in the blue shirt runs full speed to get 2 yards away then stops.

  • @pbmultiverse543
    @pbmultiverse543 6 лет назад +105

    I wonder if Mark Hamill works with this studio just for fun, ironic fun, like when you watch something like the room or trolls 2, or you do something cringey knowing it is cringey

    • @Zizzily
      @Zizzily 6 лет назад +8

      For a long time, Mark Hamil was considered a B-list actor and his career, even now, is mostly as a voice actor.

    • @Zenocius
      @Zenocius 6 лет назад +3

      Zzyzx Wolfe in terms of voice acting hes god tier

  • @PowWowAnimations
    @PowWowAnimations 6 лет назад +307

    They look like robots.

    • @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS
      @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS 6 лет назад +7

      PowWow Animations
      as a bot I am triggered
      Clicking the following URL
      www.p******.com

    • @screamingatu5813
      @screamingatu5813 6 лет назад +6

      Not robots. Aliens.

    • @ayylmao8901
      @ayylmao8901 6 лет назад +2

      The animation in money for nothing is better than this

    • @hummingvoid7824
      @hummingvoid7824 6 лет назад +1

      PowWow Animations More like a nightmare creatures.

    • @MissingnoUploader
      @MissingnoUploader 6 лет назад +2

      Ikr? Especially the dinosaurs. I thought they could barely pass as cheaply built animatronics. I also noticed the inside of the humans' mouths aren't even defined, like they only consist of a single vertex dragged into the model to create a cone-shaped hollow that isn't even colored

  • @sayathedog8171
    @sayathedog8171 Год назад +2

    It's like the directors of Jurassic World and Jurassic Park had their kids write a fanfic for their movies.

  • @courtney_timmins
    @courtney_timmins 4 года назад +8

    11:22
    Ew jack is just one long neck, you can see in the shirt he's just *n e c k*

  • @pearlwatchesyousleep476
    @pearlwatchesyousleep476 6 лет назад +88

    8:41 - Of course! Kick the velociraptor in the face when it jumps at you! It’s so simple... why didn’t anyone in Jurassic Park do that? I’ll tell you why, laziness.

    • @DraconasTenZHG
      @DraconasTenZHG 5 лет назад +7

      Pearl watches you sleep So she could easily ChuckNorris the shit out of a few raptors at once but xXx_Kaptin_Bl00d_xXx was too much? He must have been strong af.

    • @bundleoffuck2986
      @bundleoffuck2986 5 лет назад

      Pearl watches you sleep
      Pearl watches you sleep
      Pearl watches you sleep
      Pearl watches you sleep

    • @TehSlan
      @TehSlan 5 лет назад

      I mean, there was that insanely cringe-worthy gymnastics kick in The Lost World, and I say that as someone who hesitates to call anything cringe-worthy.

  • @purpleYamask
    @purpleYamask 6 лет назад +208

    They spared every expense.

  • @bonnie_moondust7862
    @bonnie_moondust7862 3 года назад +1

    1:03-1:08 my class playing the harmonica
    1:09- 1:27 me playing the harmonica

  • @teganshirk8663
    @teganshirk8663 3 года назад

    I like how you changed the Jurassic Park theme with moments of the movie it was funny!

  • @thebohemiancowboy2805
    @thebohemiancowboy2805 6 лет назад +323

    An island full of dinosaurs is one the most overused lines in history

    • @robertdaw3364
      @robertdaw3364 6 лет назад +48

      What if WE were the ones on the island, and the dinosaurs found US?

    • @thebohemiancowboy2805
      @thebohemiancowboy2805 6 лет назад +23

      Robert Daw An island full of humans lol

    • @bul13ts
      @bul13ts 6 лет назад +13

      It's hard to imagine so many humans in one place... frightening even.

    • @atomicdancer
      @atomicdancer 6 лет назад +36

      _"Houston, we have a problem... An island full of dinosaurs."_ - Apollo 13
      _“Toto, I've got a feeling we're not on an island full of dinosaurs anymore.”_ - Wizard of Oz
      _"Mama always said life was like an island full of dinosaurs. You never know what you're gonna get.”_ - Forrest Gump

    • @D.G.M.
      @D.G.M. 6 лет назад +4

      That would make it Godzilla.

  • @twitchylance117
    @twitchylance117 6 лет назад +136

    That's it I gotta' tell my opinion...
    *"This film's animation is worst than Joshua and the Promise Land!"*
    Yes, I said that!

  • @critterhymns
    @critterhymns 2 года назад +1

    "Mom, can we get Jurassic Park. Please? "
    "We have Jurassic Park at home"
    *Jurassic Park at home*

  • @kaniq6120
    @kaniq6120 4 года назад +1

    Mom can we watch Jurassic park?
    Mom: we have Jurassic park at home
    Jurassic park at home:

  • @Sharks-wm1ru
    @Sharks-wm1ru 6 лет назад +286

    3:33 Me when I wake up in the morning

  • @keynanmartinez
    @keynanmartinez 6 лет назад +121

    Once you do a bad animated movie I always expect a cringy intro but makes it more interesting to watch.

  • @loganfisher3138
    @loganfisher3138 4 года назад

    Dude, how did you manage to recognize the sources of random little audio bits? I can completely understand noting that they're too high of quality to fit with the rest, but how did you figure out where they came from?