What the HELL is Wolf Tracer's Dinosaur Island? (A Jurassic Rip-Off)

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

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  • @Saberspark
    @Saberspark  6 лет назад +2524

    Bad animation and dinosaurs. What else could a person want in life?
    Support me on Patreon : www.patreon.com/saberspark
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  • @stara6662
    @stara6662 5 лет назад +3843

    I want to believe Mark Hamilll knew what he was getting into and did it for the shits and giggles

    • @SkullPrism
      @SkullPrism 5 лет назад +184

      Someone needs to ask him

    • @yoda908
      @yoda908 5 лет назад +163

      He probably did

    • @blameitonmillie5506
      @blameitonmillie5506 5 лет назад +150

      There’s like an 80% chance he did

    • @whatever3912-h7e
      @whatever3912-h7e 5 лет назад +207

      It's Mark Hamill, the master of trolling. Of course he did

    • @asher8754
      @asher8754 5 лет назад +40

      He probably was in on the money laundering scam that this was a part of

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +4599

    Rare concept footage of Jurassic World 3 (2020)

  • @GenerationWest
    @GenerationWest 6 лет назад +720

    0:25 Whoever made that collage is incredibly smart, talented and probably super handsome.

    • @jmvsic
      @jmvsic 6 лет назад +23

      Sorry @GenerationWest... I'm sure you're all that and more, but I am trying to get @Saberspark to see this comment, which I would think you would likely agree with me on, yes? @Saber - you need to send this video and or your research to the sound directors or crew members (I don't use twitter or else I would find them on IMDB myself, then follow them on twitter and alert them to this) of the films you mentioned which had their audio stolen. This kind of thing is absolutely able to be prosecuted and needs to be stopped. As a person who has worked in foley and sound design, this is the kind of thing that upsets me the most. A lot of people worked hard to create the sounds that you were so easily able to recognize. Those sounds helped to create a world in which you were able to imagine those creatures as they existed in their respective films, and in addition were so memorable that you remembered them without the visual cues. This is a skill and art form to be able to do so well, and the "creators" of this film completely and without shame stole other peoples hard work. I urge you to please reach out to a member or two of the sound crews on one or all of the films you noticed this happening. I know you are a stand up guy and I want to thank you for bringing this blatant theft of copyright to our attention.

    • @zoe3237
      @zoe3237 6 лет назад +5

      GenerationWest ayyye 420 likes lmao

    • @rabbiqa
      @rabbiqa 6 лет назад +4

      There are two types of people

  • @lilacgrace6025
    @lilacgrace6025 4 года назад +407

    12:45:
    "You've gotta love that fade out. That's what I'm plannin-" *ad plays*
    You aren't slick, saber. We saw what you did there lmao

    • @reyofsunshine5167
      @reyofsunshine5167 4 года назад +2

      LmAooo

    • @mullinsgames1271
      @mullinsgames1271 4 года назад +1

      Um...I didn't get that.

    • @_SP1K3D
      @_SP1K3D 3 года назад +3

      Damn,when I pushed that time mark a gaming ad played 💀

    • @fandroid6491
      @fandroid6491 Год назад +1

      Me who has an adblokcer: Haha nice try

  • @KARS_K
    @KARS_K 6 лет назад +789

    Leo the Lion looks like a masterpiece compared to this

  • @PowWowAnimations
    @PowWowAnimations 6 лет назад +1334

    1:09
    Please tell me that's the music the movie actually used.

    • @Twonkae
      @Twonkae 6 лет назад +165

      It is

    • @dr.velious5411
      @dr.velious5411 6 лет назад +142

      No, go look up Jurassic Park melodica.

    • @TDF9055
      @TDF9055 6 лет назад +48

      I remember the music from that No Man's Sky comparison video.

    • @jerrysmith2925
      @jerrysmith2925 6 лет назад +3

      PowWow Animations 420 likes 👌🏿

    • @snwylepard220
      @snwylepard220 6 лет назад +19

      PowWow Animations it fits in with the movie
      but sadly not it wasnt in there

  • @omgcats2
    @omgcats2 5 лет назад +1124

    who tf out here making moves in sims 1?

    • @pr3ttyw3irdgrl
      @pr3ttyw3irdgrl 5 лет назад +20

      LMAO

    • @ineedsleep1682
      @ineedsleep1682 4 года назад +10

      LOL 🤣

    • @user-ec8zs7xy2d
      @user-ec8zs7xy2d 4 года назад +76

      The Sims 1 looks better than this movie.

    • @netsdanita
      @netsdanita 4 года назад +39

      This thing wishes it was _the sims 1,_ its more like the original _Alone in the Dark_ for DOS.

    • @gayandtired5370
      @gayandtired5370 4 года назад +17

      ik like at LEAST use sims 4

  • @hydro1355
    @hydro1355 4 года назад +714

    The worst part is that this is actually an improvement on the Christmas one

    • @ghj743tf
      @ghj743tf 3 года назад +7

      Wolf Tracer is the best

    • @요한-p7u
      @요한-p7u 3 года назад +21

      that's not saying much lmao

    • @CoraCreates
      @CoraCreates 3 года назад +4

      @@ghj743tf child

    • @ghj743tf
      @ghj743tf 3 года назад +5

      @@CoraCreates what the hell is you're problem?

    • @arrontheprotogen9276
      @arrontheprotogen9276 2 года назад +4

      @@ghj743tf your*
      Lol

  • @amelon1803
    @amelon1803 6 лет назад +421

    To be fair, the production logo is better than anything I saw in the actual movie

  • @spira543
    @spira543 6 лет назад +1037

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)

    • @Sharks-wm1ru
      @Sharks-wm1ru 6 лет назад +9

      Spira Fallen Kingdom came out in 2018....

    • @soba_ren
      @soba_ren 6 лет назад +2

      Spira lmao totally right

    • @NatsuNatsu3
      @NatsuNatsu3 6 лет назад +34

      When Jurassic World is too low budget to make their movie.

    • @dylandanielantoniogalazoya6618
      @dylandanielantoniogalazoya6618 6 лет назад +9

      Sharks 71982 You don't have humor sense, Get out of here

    • @joshou3759
      @joshou3759 6 лет назад +17

      Jurassic world 76 leaked footage.

  • @NotCOPPAFTCA
    @NotCOPPAFTCA 6 лет назад +1910

    If jurrasic park and fallout had a baby and dropped it

    • @dsnow7211
      @dsnow7211 5 лет назад +40

      This comment deserves more likes

    • @clawyraptor9029
      @clawyraptor9029 5 лет назад +47

      @Lavender Dash Farms and got sent to north Korea.

    • @thot5668
      @thot5668 5 лет назад +41

      *and dropped it.*

    • @stefanm.734
      @stefanm.734 5 лет назад +52

      And then kicked it around like a football for good measure.

    • @lucasodelta2591
      @lucasodelta2591 5 лет назад +23

      Jurrasic park and fallout 76

  • @Sakuramoch1__
    @Sakuramoch1__ 4 года назад +641

    Captain Blood?
    *Sounds like some edgy roleplaying Roblox player*

    • @My_honest_erection
      @My_honest_erection 4 года назад +6

      Lmao

    • @timopino2726
      @timopino2726 4 года назад +10

      Fuck you im on my period

    • @daemonxdog3477
      @daemonxdog3477 4 года назад +70

      CaPtAiN BlOoD:
      StOrG, FaSt, HaLf DeMoN, cAn'T dEaTh, SiNgLe, HaTeS nOoBs, BuLy, RiCh, EpIc, LeAdEr Of BlOoD gAnG

    • @copy-rightedname
      @copy-rightedname 4 года назад +6

      @@daemonxdog3477 y e s

    • @cosmofire5657
      @cosmofire5657 4 года назад +37

      @@daemonxdog3477
      Capttain blood The Angle-slayer
      Stroangest fastestPeson EVER, One Thouand year olds, half Huamn Half Wolf HAlf catHalf Dragen half Angle half demon, cant Died, Imortal, can fly, can Kil with One 1 hit, hansome, Single, Eveyone In Love Wit Him, rich, Awsome, Hates Noobs, buly, Leder of the Demen blod killer gang

  • @TheHeroOfTomorrow
    @TheHeroOfTomorrow 5 лет назад +465

    "All of that STILL leaves one nagging question...HUNH?!"
    If that doesn't sum up this movie, I don't know what does.

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader Год назад

      THE PLOT WILL BE FURTHER EXPLAINED IN THE SEQUEL WHICH IS COMING OUT OMCE I BUY WOLF TRACER AND ONLY TO END IT ON ANOTHER CLIFF HANGER

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 6 лет назад +663

    Thank you for doing something for Jurassic Park 25th and Fallen Kingdom release.
    Thank you

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader Год назад +1

      I WONDER WHAT HE DO FOR VICE CITY ANNIVERSARU
      ALSO THIS MOVIE IS ACTUALLY GOOD

  • @MidnightBanshi
    @MidnightBanshi 6 лет назад +292

    It's the adventures of the forgotten blow-up dolls on dinosaur island! Well heck......their mouths look like it anyway, as does the movement.

  • @FilmBucket
    @FilmBucket 5 лет назад +141

    Wallace and Gromit, A Day Out: $11k
    Rapsittie: $500k
    Just goes to show that talent wins over budget

    • @fuzzywzhe
      @fuzzywzhe Год назад +7

      I don't see how Wallace and Gromit A Grand Day Out could have POSSIBLY only cost $11K. It was done in 1989. That means it was done entirely on film, and I bet the film cost more than that, even for 1980's standards. Film isn't cheap.
      I'm doubtful it was that inexpensive even if all the labor was free.

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader Год назад +1

      ALYX: 11 BILLION BUDGET
      BOX OFFFICE: 0
      DINOSAUR ISLAND: BUDGET 750000
      BOX OFFICE: 999999999999999999999

    • @NorbertLelles
      @NorbertLelles Год назад

      @@NigerianCrusader YESSSS

    • @EXFoxer
      @EXFoxer Год назад

      @@NigerianCrusaderfake

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader Год назад +1

      @@EXFoxer WHAT DO UOU MEAN

  • @MrTobi013
    @MrTobi013 6 лет назад +696

    Looks like the animation for Baldy...

    • @SRCReptiles
      @SRCReptiles 5 лет назад +7

      Yess!

    • @myuniverselove
      @myuniverselove 5 лет назад +26

      WELCOME TO BALDIS BASICS IN EDUCATION AND LEARNINGGGG, THATTTSSS MEEEEEEEE

    • @OrangeNoNukegara
      @OrangeNoNukegara 5 лет назад +2

      @@yeee8068 nah

    • @agentblackbird9435
      @agentblackbird9435 5 лет назад +19

      Baldi’s animation style was intentionally made bad and looked way better than this crap

    • @leviwhitt860
      @leviwhitt860 5 лет назад +5

      More like facade's animation

  • @maskedfoxx7173
    @maskedfoxx7173 6 лет назад +210

    The Tinder Bio: Jurassic Park
    The date: Wolf Tracer’s Dinosaur Island

    • @jaimeg309
      @jaimeg309 6 лет назад

      Link To Original Pic From Your Pfp, I Need The Research

  • @ds-gx4hb
    @ds-gx4hb 5 лет назад +561

    Dinosaur: *noise*
    that one girl character whatever her name is: :o

    • @lpsquestie3495
      @lpsquestie3495 4 года назад +14

      Troye _with an e_

    • @stevensteviepryde5888
      @stevensteviepryde5888 4 года назад +6

      @@lpsquestie3495 what's funny is that in the credits they didn't spell it with an e

    • @theoldsarcasticpineapple
      @theoldsarcasticpineapple 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @suchomimustenerensis
      @suchomimustenerensis 4 года назад +12

      I hate how movies are like “Carnivorous Animals are bad even thought they want to eat to survive.”

    • @genderlesstoast6633
      @genderlesstoast6633 4 года назад +3

      @@suchomimustenerensis usually big meat eating animals are shown as evil just because they would kill us, and in our dumb human brains it automatically registers as just bad I guess, even though we basically do the exact same lol

  • @wolvie1618
    @wolvie1618 3 года назад +187

    Whenever I feel bad about my animations, I just watch this and feel much better

  • @soupboy1430
    @soupboy1430 5 лет назад +1269

    *Me:* Yo, can I borrow the aux cord?
    *Friend:* You better not play trash
    *Me:* 1:08

  • @AB-uf1et
    @AB-uf1et 6 лет назад +178

    "Also, from this angle, it looks like he's wearing a thong."
    --Saberspark, 2018

    • @ka850411
      @ka850411 6 лет назад +8

      And the other character’s shirt actually makes him looks like he’s wearing a bra 😂

    • @AB-uf1et
      @AB-uf1et 6 лет назад +8

      ka850411 they have their secrets....the overweight guy secretly has thong kinks and the other guy crossdresses...the character depth in this movie

    • @chuyrenteria6252
      @chuyrenteria6252 6 лет назад +2

      Where?
      EDIT: nvm.

  • @Left4DeadHunterFan
    @Left4DeadHunterFan 6 лет назад +594

    The character models remind me of that game called Façade

  • @idontusethisaccanymore9971
    @idontusethisaccanymore9971 4 года назад +360

    Animation character: *chokes to death * CcccCcCc hhhhh ristmas

    • @dogman9291
      @dogman9291 4 года назад +36

      Chsiwkeo3bdisjqwn3i91*÷×¥×029*¥=*÷¥÷$7"&;#○■●■~□○♡l♡■◇◇♡-riiiisstmaaaas

    • @queenblister7845
      @queenblister7845 3 года назад +7

      MRREEYEYUAA CCCHHRHRHRIIIOOISISÆAWWEMASSAASSSS
      wow what a way with words

    • @biggiechungus784
      @biggiechungus784 3 года назад +6

      I definitely support the theory that the grandma's audio was so bad it was unusable, so the editor cut her audio into gibberish because it sounded better. Everything she says sounds like it was taken from the middle of a random word

  • @Edscratch23469
    @Edscratch23469 6 лет назад +240

    So let me get this straight, Mark Hamill voices Shia LaBeouf a man thing who gets lost at Jurassic shart with his friends, british female Johnny quest and a fatter short haired version of Josh peck. they have to find a way off the island by going deeper into the island, along the way they get attacked by dinosaurs, find a pirate ship, a book, a bird tablet, homeless people, and there crazy captain. They end up building a raft with logs of dino shit so they can go find but not find the lost city of Atlantis?!

  • @slashbash1347
    @slashbash1347 6 лет назад +303

    Rapsittie Street Kids even had the Black Power Ranger voicing the main character. I met him at a con, and I wish I had known that, so I could've asked him about his experience on the show.

    • @janeistired3921
      @janeistired3921 6 лет назад

      Rhapsody*

    • @Adamsnadler214
      @Adamsnadler214 6 лет назад +18

      It was rapsittie you dumbass

    • @RokuroCarisu
      @RokuroCarisu 6 лет назад +3

      As in "rap city".

    • @janeistired3921
      @janeistired3921 6 лет назад

      +bboi elmo Wow. Touchy children. Did you eat salt for breakfast or something?

    • @slashbash1347
      @slashbash1347 6 лет назад +6

      IDon'tEvenKnow
      Well, shit, man, you attempted to correct me without doing the proper research. What'd you expect?

  • @heaventoms8759
    @heaventoms8759 6 лет назад +706

    8:04 When you see your dog chewing on a candy wrapper.

    • @HelheimMudkip
      @HelheimMudkip 6 лет назад +2

      I read that comment during that part lol

    • @WileyCylas
      @WileyCylas 6 лет назад +10

      Or when ur cat is on the table eating your food.... XD

    • @DarleyHavidsun
      @DarleyHavidsun 6 лет назад +5

      The little shits 💜

    • @cringequeen6291
      @cringequeen6291 5 лет назад +4

      Me: EXCUSE ME, **MORO, WHY ARE YOU EATING A WRAPPER!!
      *remembered that she ate a book cover and a few papers of said book*
      **my doggo

    • @Rosen.stylus
      @Rosen.stylus 5 лет назад

      Have dog can confirm

  • @Guntherson220
    @Guntherson220 4 года назад +104

    The second you said "Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa" I immediately went "Oh god! That's the level of suck we're dealing with?!"

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @mysterylala7624
      @mysterylala7624 3 года назад +3

      level of suck?
      no no no
      rapsittie street kids was a work of art you uncultured swine-

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader Год назад +2

      THIS GRAFICKS LOOK BETTER THAN VIDE CITY THATS WHAT UNWOULD SAY, DUDE. WLELL GUESS WHAT THESSE GRAPHICS ARE ACTJ,AU GOOD AND JR J JUST DONT USNNERSTAND ANYTHJJNG JW)MMDMF,EDFO GOOD GRAPHICS DONF MEAN ANTHING

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 7 месяцев назад

      I see you're out here crusading the good crusade @Crusader!

  • @dominicperez3777
    @dominicperez3777 6 лет назад +742

    That harmonica is so spot on.

    • @ItsCosmoTewulf
      @ItsCosmoTewulf 6 лет назад +27

      *melodica

    • @CvndyClvb
      @CvndyClvb 6 лет назад +20

      Holy fuck it started playing right when I read this comment.

    • @virtualboy89
      @virtualboy89 6 лет назад +4

      You're basically a youtube celebirtiy.

    • @washer5918
      @washer5918 6 лет назад +6

      I think it's actually a melodica

    • @HEADBOY_PHENOMENON
      @HEADBOY_PHENOMENON 6 лет назад +10

      I cry every time I hear it's Beethoven-esque quality.

  • @blondbraid7986
    @blondbraid7986 6 лет назад +219

    Wow, the animations and characters look bad! I used to study video game graphics and design and me and my classmates, who were total beginners in 3D modelling, still managed to make better models in the first weeks of class. How somebody could release something this ugly just baffles me.

    • @Adamsnadler214
      @Adamsnadler214 6 лет назад +26

      The movie was a scam, maybe an insurance one or just manipulating people in vhs sales

    • @JayRoboFox
      @JayRoboFox 6 лет назад +6

      It's worse than PS1 graphics

    • @lucapeyrefitte6899
      @lucapeyrefitte6899 6 лет назад +3

      Spooky Wegion no it's worse than Nintendo 64 graphics

    • @davebob8506
      @davebob8506 6 лет назад +3

      BlueDiamond
      But for Rapsittie Street Kids, they actually got some A-class actors. How?

    • @yasminetamer8509
      @yasminetamer8509 6 лет назад +1

      The first model I ever made, with no experience and only RUclips videos to guide me, looked way better than this. Someone had to really try to make it look that bad.

  • @DitieBun
    @DitieBun 6 лет назад +121

    "Chief Science Officer"
    *the t-rex in the movie has 3 fingers*
    :/

    • @IanFraser420
      @IanFraser420 4 года назад +10

      "Hey, Colin! I want to work on your movie! What can I do?"
      "Oh, hey, Marc, you can be... the... ummmmm...
      the Chief Science Officer!"

  • @Jotarokujo-ez2wn
    @Jotarokujo-ez2wn 4 года назад +75

    Saber: so she started talking about her dream
    My mind: I Giorno Giovanna have a dream

  • @drama-lama1107
    @drama-lama1107 6 лет назад +104

    Ohhhh...
    I hate it when I get stuck In a storm and suddenly get transported into a time portal...
    Happens all the time I tell ya!

  • @jenneacoleman-cubero2365
    @jenneacoleman-cubero2365 6 лет назад +409

    And people say "The Last Jedi" was the worse thing Mark Hamill's been in...

    • @BlueDragonknight375
      @BlueDragonknight375 6 лет назад +50

      I thought it was the Star Wars Christmas special.

    • @jenneacoleman-cubero2365
      @jenneacoleman-cubero2365 6 лет назад +15

      Nina Sampson Yeah, but at least...at least...I got nothing. Then again, the special did have Bee Arthur and Jefferson Airplane.

    • @freyathedragon899
      @freyathedragon899 6 лет назад +7

      At least the costumes were sorta on point in that special...
      The only thing on point...

    • @drakeconsumerofsoulsandche5761
      @drakeconsumerofsoulsandche5761 6 лет назад +8

      @@BlueDragonknight375 Christmas special was a masterpiece in comparason

    • @TerribleT666
      @TerribleT666 6 лет назад

      @@BlueDragonknight375 oh yes.....

  • @crazyhumanss.r.o5692
    @crazyhumanss.r.o5692 6 лет назад +177

    10:52 * What do ya think?
    *I think it's amazing.
    * I THINK I AM HUNGRY (This movie is so stupid, that it's actually funny xD)

  • @joaovictorabramides9977
    @joaovictorabramides9977 5 лет назад +96

    Kid: Mom, can we watch Jurassic Park?
    Mom: We have Jurassic Park at home.
    Jurassic Park at home:

    • @brodoodtv8343
      @brodoodtv8343 3 года назад +3

      Jurassic Park at home: *no one cares about the dinos we need ships and lost city*

  • @pearlwatchesyousleep476
    @pearlwatchesyousleep476 6 лет назад +91

    8:41 - Of course! Kick the velociraptor in the face when it jumps at you! It’s so simple... why didn’t anyone in Jurassic Park do that? I’ll tell you why, laziness.

    • @DraconasTenZHG
      @DraconasTenZHG 6 лет назад +8

      Pearl watches you sleep So she could easily ChuckNorris the shit out of a few raptors at once but xXx_Kaptin_Bl00d_xXx was too much? He must have been strong af.

    • @bundleoffuck2986
      @bundleoffuck2986 6 лет назад

      Pearl watches you sleep
      Pearl watches you sleep
      Pearl watches you sleep
      Pearl watches you sleep

    • @TehSlan
      @TehSlan 6 лет назад

      I mean, there was that insanely cringe-worthy gymnastics kick in The Lost World, and I say that as someone who hesitates to call anything cringe-worthy.

  • @RanitobrY7863
    @RanitobrY7863 6 лет назад +472

    0:37
    Am I the only one laughing at this long and awkward laugh?

    • @themarionette6903
      @themarionette6903 6 лет назад +22

      sketchypop 101 That part killed me cos i was like wth is happening XD

    • @marinin_
      @marinin_ 6 лет назад +53

      Chrissmoss

    • @blueclawoflunarclan4479
      @blueclawoflunarclan4479 6 лет назад +8

      Lol is that what it's supposed to be?

    • @mushy5967
      @mushy5967 6 лет назад +8

      sketchypop 101 lol

    • @SoftPlushie
      @SoftPlushie 6 лет назад +23

      Old lady:Ajiokskdjdkikiolkokajxn it's chistmas
      Me: What!? What the F(beep)

  • @candeniz5999
    @candeniz5999 6 лет назад +89

    and they said Jurassic Park was inaccurate...

  • @bakedgoldfish45
    @bakedgoldfish45 5 лет назад +41

    5:01 "AAAAAAAA!" and "No... NOOOOOO!" would go together perfectly.

  • @MMDRen
    @MMDRen 6 лет назад +176

    THE USE OF MOSES SAYING “STOP, STOP IT” WHILE SHOWING A CLIP OF THE MOVIE WAS GENIUS DJEBDKSNJWDNEKQK

    • @yeshelloiamsnek580
      @yeshelloiamsnek580 6 лет назад +5

      MMD Ren why is your picture a thing

    • @MMDRen
      @MMDRen 6 лет назад

      Yes Hello I Am Snek
      omfg

  • @Polak-dd7ds
    @Polak-dd7ds 6 лет назад +195

    "Baldi's Trip to Jurassic Park"

    • @florbingo9871
      @florbingo9871 6 лет назад +2

      Frisco 1522 this comment is very underrated.

    • @SpookyHam
      @SpookyHam 6 лет назад +8

      *ThaTS Me!!!1111!!oneone**!!

    • @millie2360
      @millie2360 5 лет назад +3

      *spancc*

    • @tultsi93
      @tultsi93 5 лет назад +11

      "I get angrier from every dinosaur you get wrong."

    • @PinkGoldAbby
      @PinkGoldAbby 4 года назад +12

      This comment made me realize that baldis basics looks legitamately better animated than this.

  • @SigEpBlue
    @SigEpBlue 6 лет назад +44

    I know it's trite to question details in 'films' like this, but *why is the inside of the humans' mouths gray?!*

    • @jillmo6458
      @jillmo6458 6 лет назад +11

      SigEpBlue I assume it's because the people who modelled them didn't texture the insides of their mouths. So the mouths remained the original gray color.

    • @gokuxsephiroth4505
      @gokuxsephiroth4505 6 лет назад +3

      'Cause they're secretly robots

  • @tjstarblood624
    @tjstarblood624 4 года назад +74

    Me earlier today: Nah, there's no such thing as a bad dinosaur movie.
    Me now: I need to go rethink my life's choices.

    • @michaelthesanta3610
      @michaelthesanta3610 4 года назад +8

      there are soo many bad dinosaur movies

    • @doryanburlison6998
      @doryanburlison6998 2 года назад +2

      Haven’t you ever seen the Super Mario Brothers movie? Or any of the 50,000 Land Before Time movies?

    • @tjstarblood624
      @tjstarblood624 2 года назад +1

      @@doryanburlison6998 Woah, woah, woah! What we're not gonna do, is rip on The Land Before Time.

    • @doryanburlison6998
      @doryanburlison6998 2 года назад

      @@tjstarblood624 Fine but you gotta at least give me Super Mario Bros.

    • @tjstarblood624
      @tjstarblood624 2 года назад

      @@doryanburlison6998 Yeah I'll give you that

  • @CrowAbode
    @CrowAbode 6 лет назад +292

    dude, this animation is so good, they should join hope animation!!!

    • @Saberspark
      @Saberspark  6 лет назад +30

      Colin Slater vs David Hutter (weird, both of their names contain the same amount of letters for both first and last name)

    • @alexbarrera4198
      @alexbarrera4198 6 лет назад +24

      So the movie they’ll make is “Strawinsky and the Rapsittie Street Kids”

    • @MoeRon004
      @MoeRon004 6 лет назад +1

      Kalei IsTooTech Yea it's really good ....... for a calculator

    • @sponchi8678
      @sponchi8678 6 лет назад +2

      They should work at Disney

    • @theinfinitychannel994
      @theinfinitychannel994 6 лет назад +3

      Kalei IsTooTech no no no they should join Jet Lag Productions. Lol

  • @evolvedturtleproductions7600
    @evolvedturtleproductions7600 6 лет назад +110

    “The animators were so preoccupied with whether they could, that they didn’t stop to think if they should. Luckily, they couldn’t.”

  • @pbmultiverse543
    @pbmultiverse543 6 лет назад +105

    I wonder if Mark Hamill works with this studio just for fun, ironic fun, like when you watch something like the room or trolls 2, or you do something cringey knowing it is cringey

    • @Zizzily
      @Zizzily 6 лет назад +8

      For a long time, Mark Hamil was considered a B-list actor and his career, even now, is mostly as a voice actor.

    • @Zenocius
      @Zenocius 6 лет назад +3

      Zzyzx Wolfe in terms of voice acting hes god tier

  • @blkgardner
    @blkgardner 4 года назад +28

    8:40 when you put all your points into melee damage in Ark: Survival Evolved.

    • @TulipMawlz
      @TulipMawlz 3 года назад +2

      OH MY GOD LITERALLY AHAHAHA

  • @BuggyTrucks
    @BuggyTrucks 6 лет назад +270

    5:01 needs to be a meme now

  • @kat_draws__
    @kat_draws__ 6 лет назад +438

    5:02
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    *insert ad*

  • @PowWowAnimations
    @PowWowAnimations 6 лет назад +308

    They look like robots.

    • @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS
      @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS 6 лет назад +7

      PowWow Animations
      as a bot I am triggered
      Clicking the following URL
      www.p******.com

    • @screamingatu5813
      @screamingatu5813 6 лет назад +7

      Not robots. Aliens.

    • @ayylmao8901
      @ayylmao8901 6 лет назад +3

      The animation in money for nothing is better than this

    • @hummingvoid7824
      @hummingvoid7824 6 лет назад +2

      PowWow Animations More like a nightmare creatures.

    • @MissingnoUploader
      @MissingnoUploader 6 лет назад +3

      Ikr? Especially the dinosaurs. I thought they could barely pass as cheaply built animatronics. I also noticed the inside of the humans' mouths aren't even defined, like they only consist of a single vertex dragged into the model to create a cone-shaped hollow that isn't even colored

  • @mikewazowski471
    @mikewazowski471 5 лет назад +21

    1:00 Never has a song so perfectly portrayed my feelings watching the movies you review Saber 😂

  • @casssidyy711
    @casssidyy711 6 лет назад +39

    5:07 I swear to you when I was 12 I wrote a story and the cover for the book I drew looked like THAT. From that black background to the yellow outlined wolf in a box. I’m cringing just by remembering

    • @kylelee848
      @kylelee848 6 лет назад +7

      The Sketching Dork please tell us more about this story because im sure it's better than this movie

  • @kalimbakryptid6801
    @kalimbakryptid6801 6 лет назад +83

    10:53
    "What do you think?"
    "I think it's amazing!"
    "I think I'm hungry"
    ...why am I laughing so hard at this

  • @bonelessbooks9263
    @bonelessbooks9263 6 лет назад +148

    15:20 t pose to assert dominance and escape dinosaurs

  • @aranduryaviel6375
    @aranduryaviel6375 4 года назад +19

    “Got love that fade out”
    “That’s what I’m planning-“
    *ad plays*
    “ING on.”

  • @keynanmartinez
    @keynanmartinez 6 лет назад +122

    Once you do a bad animated movie I always expect a cringy intro but makes it more interesting to watch.

  • @thebohemiancowboy2805
    @thebohemiancowboy2805 6 лет назад +327

    An island full of dinosaurs is one the most overused lines in history

    • @robertdaw3364
      @robertdaw3364 6 лет назад +48

      What if WE were the ones on the island, and the dinosaurs found US?

    • @thebohemiancowboy2805
      @thebohemiancowboy2805 6 лет назад +23

      Robert Daw An island full of humans lol

    • @bul13ts
      @bul13ts 6 лет назад +13

      It's hard to imagine so many humans in one place... frightening even.

    • @atomicdancer
      @atomicdancer 6 лет назад +36

      _"Houston, we have a problem... An island full of dinosaurs."_ - Apollo 13
      _“Toto, I've got a feeling we're not on an island full of dinosaurs anymore.”_ - Wizard of Oz
      _"Mama always said life was like an island full of dinosaurs. You never know what you're gonna get.”_ - Forrest Gump

    • @D.G.M.
      @D.G.M. 6 лет назад +4

      That would make it Godzilla.

  • @TinySwanGrandAdventures
    @TinySwanGrandAdventures 2 года назад +21

    I'm convinced that the high profile cast members did these terrible movies for a fun and fairly easy paycheck where they didn't have to take their parts seriously.

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader Год назад

      THE REASON WHYT THERES ALOT OF HIGH PROFILE CAST MEMBERS IS CUZ THIS IS A SERIOUS MOVIE
      THE ONLY REASON THE GRAPHICS ARE BAD IS CUZ GRAPHICS DONT MEAN ANYTHING

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader 10 месяцев назад

      you mean right@@ΑναστάσηςΜηλάς

  • @mechajay3358
    @mechajay3358 6 лет назад +162

    Jesus Christ it hurts looking at their faces😵

    • @Cutie_Oni
      @Cutie_Oni 6 лет назад +1

      Jay 2.0 worse than ME:andromeda

    • @screamingatu5813
      @screamingatu5813 6 лет назад +1

      Specially when their mouths are open. The insides of their mouths are FLIPPING GREY

    • @Snow-xd4rv
      @Snow-xd4rv 6 лет назад +1

      Jay 2.0+ Everything about it is disturbing to me.

  • @angelo1111
    @angelo1111 6 лет назад +88

    wow the new jurassic world sequel looks great

  • @SunyCartoons
    @SunyCartoons 5 лет назад +184

    The plot sounds like a 60s action/adventure film that would have Ray Harryhausen effects.

    • @M0j0_145
      @M0j0_145 3 года назад +2

      A comment from 2 years ago with 116 likes but 0 replies?
      Here ya go, ya first reply :)

    • @Cynchronicity7
      @Cynchronicity7 3 года назад +4

      Ray Harryhausen made better movies than this.

    • @edmortis
      @edmortis 3 года назад +2

      remake this entirely in claymation
      instant classic

  • @blackcat738
    @blackcat738 3 года назад +23

    I can't believe the people who made rapsitte street kids were actually allowed to make another abomination.

  • @Beelze_Bubbles
    @Beelze_Bubbles 6 лет назад +85

    Fun fact: There's an obscure old computer game called Captain Blood that has a 3D sequel/remake called Commander Blood.

    • @jackrose3542
      @jackrose3542 5 лет назад +4

      Cyberdemon Cyndi fuck, adblocker isn’t working

    • @unfabgirl
      @unfabgirl 5 лет назад +3

      There is also a novel called Captain Blood.

  • @peeweeherman9411
    @peeweeherman9411 6 лет назад +49

    "Mine is about a futuristic amusement park, where dinosaurs is brought back to life withe advance cloning Technic I call it Billy and the cloneasaurus."

  • @deppheadsunited2924
    @deppheadsunited2924 6 лет назад +81

    With all the stolen music they used I was just waiting to here " He's A Pirate".

  • @thisismyotheraccount1863
    @thisismyotheraccount1863 5 лет назад +19

    4:27
    DEJA VU I JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE! HIGHER ON THE STREETS!

  • @stefanm.734
    @stefanm.734 5 лет назад +46

    5:08 Gonna have to stop you right there. At twelve, if I was asked to draw a wolf, you would have gotten a ball on top of something that looks vaguely like some sort of four-legged creature. A pretty far cry from this studio's logo, I'd say.

  • @yugimumoto1
    @yugimumoto1 6 лет назад +44

    How could a cast like this end up in a movie like this...
    Foodfight says hello...

  • @TheMadRatKing
    @TheMadRatKing 6 лет назад +60

    Why do these things keep existing
    who is making them
    why are they still alive

  • @Frobilen
    @Frobilen 5 лет назад +21

    the "t rex" in this movie looks so bad and they gave it 3 fingers when t rex only has 2 i hope this company gets shut down FOREVER

  • @arnold20139
    @arnold20139 5 лет назад +148

    Whatever drugs these animators/writers were on, I want some. 🍸

  • @twitchylance117
    @twitchylance117 6 лет назад +138

    That's it I gotta' tell my opinion...
    *"This film's animation is worst than Joshua and the Promise Land!"*
    Yes, I said that!

  • @ichabodstrange756
    @ichabodstrange756 5 лет назад +72

    5:12
    Thats not Australia, it's a fairly accurate map of the Black Sea :D

  • @frisbyart
    @frisbyart 3 года назад +9

    Me: “I want to watch Jurassic World!”
    Mom: “We have Jurassic World at home.”
    At home: 1:08

  • @gabrielacruz5659
    @gabrielacruz5659 6 лет назад +76

    1:03 *Puts awesome soundtrack*
    1:10 *Puts crappy soundtrack*

    • @OmarAlikaj
      @OmarAlikaj 6 лет назад +3

      Norwegian nerd The latter is to show that we were missed to thinking we're getting something good. Angry Joe did the same joke on his top 10 worst games list with "No Man's Sky".

    • @screamingatu5813
      @screamingatu5813 6 лет назад

      HAH

    • @teslatica7337
      @teslatica7337 6 лет назад +2

      You Have It The Wrong Way Round Mate

    • @teslatica7337
      @teslatica7337 6 лет назад

      +TheTheninjagummygummybear NEVER

  • @rjthehalfbloodedeldrich2242
    @rjthehalfbloodedeldrich2242 5 лет назад +112

    I find it so funny whenever the voice for the girl character forgets that she's supposed to have a British accent, cause she seems to go back and forth between an American accent and a British accent quite a lot.

  • @aufowithwificoverage3328
    @aufowithwificoverage3328 5 лет назад +78

    I've been watching your vids of this low budget films all day and on every video I just think
    "How did this got approved? Why they thought it would be good?" "Are they happy with their end results?"

    • @BadWebDiver
      @BadWebDiver 5 лет назад +12

      If their prime aim is get income or write off a tax break; then yes...

    • @asher8754
      @asher8754 5 лет назад +11

      Short answer money laundering

  • @cozy.underscore.cringe
    @cozy.underscore.cringe 5 лет назад +14

    I think the biggest sin throughout the whole movie is that the velociraptors are inaccurate

    • @nightspawnson-of-luna4936
      @nightspawnson-of-luna4936 3 года назад +3

      well JP's Velociraptor's aren't accurate either... so I don't think you should blame just this movie...

  • @chickenstrips5174
    @chickenstrips5174 6 лет назад +69

    Why did 1:09 sound like a accordion falling down a flight of stairs

  • @bifocalautumn6206
    @bifocalautumn6206 6 лет назад +321

    5:02 It is Wednesday my dudes

  • @johnpaulkeller5450
    @johnpaulkeller5450 6 лет назад +100

    You know that you are on to something good when your graphics are worse then classic RuneScape.

  • @CloverArt1
    @CloverArt1 5 лет назад +9

    13:28( pretty much what he was saying and her response)
    Guy: for years I was inspired by you and followed your lead
    Girl: how dare you be inspired by me you work stealing thief!

  • @purpleYamask
    @purpleYamask 6 лет назад +208

    They spared every expense.

  • @Sharks-wm1ru
    @Sharks-wm1ru 6 лет назад +286

    3:33 Me when I wake up in the morning

  • @layt187
    @layt187 6 лет назад +128

    This kinda reminds me of the old runescape graphics.

    • @BottledPoe
      @BottledPoe 5 лет назад +1

      Water Bottle me too lolol

  • @ellewoodford8057
    @ellewoodford8057 4 года назад +11

    "youre leeching off my discoveries?!" and here i thought the point of publishing research was so other people could use the research and expand upon it

  • @APumpkinJess
    @APumpkinJess 6 лет назад +310

    “Jacksoff in the sky”

  • @calebduarte5255
    @calebduarte5255 6 лет назад +61

    12:00
    Civilians reading Hammurabi’s code, 1770 BCE, colorized

  • @zeke_minori
    @zeke_minori 6 лет назад +73

    *WTF Food Fight was animated better then this movie*

    • @fuzzyjusttoomuch
      @fuzzyjusttoomuch 6 лет назад +6

      I'd never thought i'd agree with that in my entire life, but you're right.

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 6 лет назад

      Damn straight

  • @aguycalledjamal
    @aguycalledjamal 4 года назад +5

    7:30 I personally would’ve gone for the robot chicken skit
    Vader: “I am your father”
    Luke: “NO THATS IMPOSIBLE”
    Vader: “and did you know Leia is your sister”
    Luke: “NO THATS IMPROBABLE”
    Vader: “and did you also know that I built C3-PO”
    Luke: “NO THATS... possible”

  • @abiolathecreator3205
    @abiolathecreator3205 6 лет назад +96

    What do I wanna be when I grow up?
    CHIEF SCIENCE OFFICER

    • @neverlucky5394
      @neverlucky5394 6 лет назад

      Abiola The Creator to be continued

    • @cakestalker
      @cakestalker 4 года назад

      So you want to work on the Enterprise?

  • @bonelessbooks9263
    @bonelessbooks9263 6 лет назад +88

    this entire movie looks like it was animated by surreal entertainment

  • @mdexterc2894
    @mdexterc2894 6 лет назад +44

    It's really a testament to how well LoTR sound design was if you could easily recognize it

  • @0deadx21
    @0deadx21 3 года назад +8

    5:18 That's the BLACK SEA. They didn't make this location up.

  • @rlctheproducer9235
    @rlctheproducer9235 6 лет назад +53

    This movie looks like my 10th grade art project.

  • @gokuxsephiroth4505
    @gokuxsephiroth4505 6 лет назад +47

    God damn it- why is my favourite Joker always in these things?
    Mark Hamil, what happened? You're a friggin' incredible voice actor- why do I keep seeing you pop up in these things?

    • @literaltrash6671
      @literaltrash6671 6 лет назад +5

      money probably

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 6 лет назад +4

      Goku x Sephiroth make himself known? Money? Scam? There's a lot of reasons....but every actor has there hiccups and shitty acting jobs

    • @pineapplelords18
      @pineapplelords18 6 лет назад +1

      Don't worry he is still awesome

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 6 лет назад +3

      @@pineapplelords18 agreed his joker is by far the best!!! Letos was to pimpy.....and really boring. His teeth oh Lord almighty why!?!? Sweetie....you can get normal teeth.....and if you want sharpen the fuckers to a point like a shark. NOW that would be creepy as fuck seeing a wide smile and sharp teeth with jokers persona.

    • @DonaldFromKingdomHearts
      @DonaldFromKingdomHearts 6 лет назад +1

      Maybe he just said "why not"

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 6 лет назад +85

    Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to... Dinosaur Island? Nope. We're done...

  • @kellywestholm9756
    @kellywestholm9756 4 года назад +7

    "Captain Blood... "
    You know, that reminds me of an idea for a series about pirates that I had in kindergarten...
    FREAKING KINDERGARTEN
    ... and that idea that I had made more sense to me than this movie did.

    • @kellywestholm9756
      @kellywestholm9756 3 года назад

      @Alex Wells I haven't really worked on it since, but I have been improving my skills as a writer. Who knows? Maybe I'll get back to it someday and turn it into a masterpiece!
      Thanks for asking :)