House of the Dragon theories with Glidus

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @AltSchwiftX
    @AltSchwiftX  Год назад +172

    More Alt Schwift X Glidus livestreams here! ruclips.net/p/PLxAgTVUFl31juN7xnswAoawYVMOyprqYg

  • @saadude96
    @saadude96 Год назад +2224

    "Aegon does 0 parenting" excuse me, Aegon takes his children to the local sports club in flea bottom and cheers him on

    • @Gray_ninja
      @Gray_ninja Год назад +113

      Based

    • @dariusdrake3854
      @dariusdrake3854 Год назад +55

      Choose Sports vs. War. Sports wins= Aegon big brain

    • @yunabroadway3033
      @yunabroadway3033 Год назад +13

      1:56:52

    • @Kelly-vm9su
      @Kelly-vm9su 10 месяцев назад +1

      1:38 1:42 1:42 1:43 1:43 1:43 1:44 1:44 1:44 1:45 Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty

    • @seapotato1381
      @seapotato1381 10 месяцев назад

      😊😊😊😊

  • @vizzraak7229
    @vizzraak7229 Год назад +1679

    Theory: the kingsguards Arryk and Erryk were switched at birth

    • @electromika
      @electromika Год назад +390

      but they warged into each other's bodies later

    • @akiramado9198
      @akiramado9198 Год назад +19

      Lmao

    • @audio_dregs
      @audio_dregs Год назад +20

      It all makes sense now 😂

    • @edwin831
      @edwin831 Год назад +19

      And they’re horses right!

    • @striker8961
      @striker8961 6 месяцев назад

      I mean there are two sets of twins in this show. It would be crazy if no shenanigans happened.

  • @melledevries4685
    @melledevries4685 Год назад +4357

    Theory: the debris that fell on Harwin Strong was the same debris that fell on Jaime and Cersei

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Год назад +478

      The s̶e̶e̶d̶ ceiling is strong.

    • @Wintyyyy_
      @Wintyyyy_ Год назад +29

      True true

    • @davidhooper259
      @davidhooper259 Год назад +29

      Hard no. Those were the ideas in the form of dried out turds left over from GOT

    • @BattyButtercup
      @BattyButtercup Год назад +233

      Every few generations, the ghosts of the Red Keep's builders put that debris back into the ceiling so it can fall & kill again. It's Tradition.

    • @andreaswhyattandresen6488
      @andreaswhyattandresen6488 Год назад +125

      The debris warged through time into the red keep debris

  • @Storgud
    @Storgud Год назад +1578

    Jon Arryn wasn't actually trying to hint at the paternity of Joffrey etc. when he said "The seed is STRONG", he just wanted to talk about his favorite HOT D theory before he died.

    • @MollyFC
      @MollyFC Год назад +137

      Joffrey is a secret STRONG boy confirmed

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 Год назад +63

      @@MollyFC And Robert Strong is his father.

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Год назад +138

      @@merrittanimation7721 Theory: Robert Strong isn't The Mountain, he's actually the resurrected corpse of Harwin Strong. Qyburn just wanted to bring back his favourite HOT D character.

    • @persephone342
      @persephone342 Год назад +8

      @@HOTD108_ I love it!

    • @potato4481
      @potato4481 11 месяцев назад +4

      Now hold on you might be onto something

  • @elliotcrossan6290
    @elliotcrossan6290 Год назад +2706

    Theory: the saddest death of the Winds of Winter will be Glidus after he eats the book

    • @mbglosser
      @mbglosser Год назад +80

      There’s plenty of fiber in those pages

    • @manuxx3543
      @manuxx3543 Год назад +48

      The dude that ate paper every day until pikmin 4 came out was alive for long tho

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Год назад +6

      @@manuxx3543 Since when did Pikmin 4 come out?

    • @manuxx3543
      @manuxx3543 Год назад +41

      @@HOTD108_ yep "was alive for long"

    • @_tenshi_1886
      @_tenshi_1886 Год назад

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  • @4Shaman
    @4Shaman Год назад +221

    Theory: Glidus is GRRM's bastard son, and inherited a genetic incapability of finishing series

  • @LightningNC
    @LightningNC Год назад +1015

    This is how you get people believing in flat horse theory.

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus Год назад +193

      i hate that i laughed at this

    • @brahimdiop5506
      @brahimdiop5506 Год назад +56

      @@Glidus I'm proud to say I laughed myself hoarse

    • @blanketsquares7607
      @blanketsquares7607 Год назад

      @@brahimdiop5506 Brahim Diop is a horse confirmed

    • @charlesplatt3752
      @charlesplatt3752 Год назад +22

      @@brahimdiop5506 you could say that you are ahoarse

    • @miketrujillo3677
      @miketrujillo3677 Год назад +9

      I feel like a skyrim guard "you never should've done this"

  • @louisroy4911
    @louisroy4911 Год назад +638

    Not gonna lie, I’ve recently felt Shwifty losing some focus and starting to go on the occasional, albeit brief, tangent.
    Thank God he now spends more time with Glidus to keep him on track.

    • @wtr3059
      @wtr3059 Год назад +211

      You mean, keep him on the saddle? 'Cause he's a horse?

    • @npc8346
      @npc8346 Год назад +54

      Glinda is a great addition

    • @louisroy4911
      @louisroy4911 Год назад +9

      @@wtr3059 that’s brilliant!

    • @thehorsefromhorsinabout
      @thehorsefromhorsinabout Год назад +32

      sometimes true genius needs another true genius to rein it in.

    • @wafflingmean4477
      @wafflingmean4477 4 месяца назад +1

      @@npc8346 Indeed but Glimbus really shook things up too.

  • @Spitfyre1011
    @Spitfyre1011 Год назад +559

    I’m only 30 minutes in but I admire your ability to talk about Larys for several minutes without using the word “feet”

  • @AtOutoftheBlue
    @AtOutoftheBlue Год назад +438

    Jace being Criston’s son is one of my favorite theories, not because I think it’s true but because I think it would be some delicious dramatic irony.

    • @Xumal
      @Xumal Год назад +7

      does the timeline work? if so id be happy with it.

    • @thebeavpercabethftw9604
      @thebeavpercabethftw9604 Год назад +43

      ​@@Xumal Well, the Wedding and Jace's birth were in 114 AC and he and Rhaenyra were sleeping with each other up to a little while before the Wedding. I guess it just depends when the Wedding and Jace's birth were in 114.

    • @ccronk
      @ccronk 10 месяцев назад +11

      I think there’s definitely something in that… forget the book, they’re not keeping to ages and timelines on the show. What we do know is Criston didn’t pull out and Rhaenyra may not have drank the tea… the next episode must be pretty soon after as Otto is only now leaving KL. Depending on how soon the wedding came maybe a fortnight before she began to show… we only know Luke’s age in ep10 as 14. Would Jace be 16 as many years as the wedding/conception? Jace’s looks and attitude are different to Luke and Joff. The shot of the three together kneeling says a hell of a lot, Jace takes the opposite knee to his brothers, and has a very different looking wig… I think they wanted to leave the option open just depends whether or not that’s the story they want to tell

  • @janine7384
    @janine7384 Год назад +756

    Theory: Alt Schwift X and Glidus have such great chemistry because they are the same guy

    • @electromika
      @electromika Год назад +112

      Which one is the horse though?

    • @jazaniac
      @jazaniac Год назад +83

      they both warged into the same horse and got stuck like tobias from animorphs

    • @sentientmustache8360
      @sentientmustache8360 Год назад +21

      And they’re a time traveling horse that Euron Greyjoy warged into

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 Год назад +9

      @@sentientmustache8360 Who is also Tyrek Lannister

    • @vesi7993
      @vesi7993 Год назад +9

      @@merrittanimation7721 when we last saw Alt Shwift X, Glumbis, and Tyrek they were the same horse.

  • @richafk95
    @richafk95 Год назад +1352

    Theory: The Dragon Show Jaime WAS the Valonqar because he stopped Cersei from taking two steps to the right away from the falling rocks

    • @fildariusv7045
      @fildariusv7045 Год назад +66

      That just sounds like an accident with extra steps, *No pun intended originally but now it is intended*

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Год назад +9

      The Valonqar prophecy wasn't in the show, so it shouldn't be relevant when discussing show lore. It's strictly book only.

    • @fulviopontarollo2952
      @fulviopontarollo2952 Год назад +49

      @@HOTD108_ until it becomes retroactively canon after being mentioned in the future Snow Show

    • @tom47799
      @tom47799 Год назад

      @@fildariusv7045 yk🍆🍆🍆🍆😘😅

    • @JaMeshuggah
      @JaMeshuggah Год назад +14

      Jaime Lannister Is Still Alive Clown Club™ still at it in 2023 let's go!!

  • @alexrockas3704
    @alexrockas3704 Год назад +1141

    The entire book series is actually aegon’s dream and at the end of ADOS it’s just gonna be aegon waking up on dragon stone like “well shit”

    • @josiahcmiller
      @josiahcmiller Год назад +51

      The show was the dream.

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 Год назад +220

      “You know what sisters let’s not invade Westeros. It will go badly”

    • @richarai592
      @richarai592 Год назад

      😂

    • @sarahchicago
      @sarahchicago Год назад +141

      @Merritt Animation “Let’s not go to Westeros, it is a silly place.”
      -Aegon, probably

    • @Gigipretty64
      @Gigipretty64 Год назад +26

      Which AEGON?

  • @naterkd
    @naterkd Год назад +392

    Theory: Glidus doesn’t like theories about the Great Empire of the Dawn because he is actually the Amethyst Empress

    • @wolfe6819
      @wolfe6819 Год назад +15

      Up until this moment when I read this message, I honestly thought they were saying the great empire of the Dorne.

    • @adipsous
      @adipsous 11 месяцев назад

      He has the vocal range of what I imagine the AE ululates.

    • @QualityPen
      @QualityPen 7 месяцев назад

      It only makes sense.

  • @DesertRat1997
    @DesertRat1997 Год назад +698

    "It's only visible when you put the knife in fire" "that's some Harry Potter shit, right there"
    J.R.R. Tolkien: Am I a joke to you?

    • @lostalone9320
      @lostalone9320 Год назад +24

      The one ring doesn't convey a message, the script is deliberately hidden so no-one knows how important it is.

    • @jamesbubbastewartjr
      @jamesbubbastewartjr Год назад +6

      Tolkien: PUT SUM RESPEK ON MA NAME

    • @jimjohnson6944
      @jimjohnson6944 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@lostalone9320ok nerd

    • @FringeSpectre
      @FringeSpectre 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@lostalone9320 so what's the point of the script if it isn't meant to be read?

    • @Marcellodelivera
      @Marcellodelivera 3 месяца назад

      @@FringeSpectre side effect/remnant of the magic involved in its creation? that's pure speculation on my part tho

  • @halocat4077
    @halocat4077 Год назад +282

    I misread a theory as "Vhagar makes Almond Oil" and all I could think was, 'Good on her to have a hobby.'

  • @Emrecof
    @Emrecof Год назад +835

    My favourite thing about Aemond is that, like, his super cool character traits get very recontextialized when you realise he's an edgy 16-year-old

    • @sleepyyam5391
      @sleepyyam5391 Год назад +47

      I thought he was 19? At least by the time of the finale

    • @Emrecof
      @Emrecof Год назад +71

      @@sleepyyam5391 Nah I think that's Aegon, Aemond was born sometime in the episode 5-6 timeskip, so he was 10ish when he lost his eye, 6 year skip to episode 8 then makes him 16 or 17 at most by the end of the series - I think he might be older in the books but I'm not 100% on that

    • @Blueeyesthewarrior
      @Blueeyesthewarrior Год назад +41

      @@Emrecof I think Aegon is 21 and Aemond is 19? I’m not 100% sure.

    • @giuf175
      @giuf175 Год назад +63

      @@Emrecof In the book he's 19 when Viserys dies, in the show he's 18 according to the notes from the casting director. Young Aemond is twelve and Jace 10 so the timeskip is more around 13 years rather than ten.

    • @avabeth2535
      @avabeth2535 Год назад

      @@Blueeyesthewarrior Sooo you’re telling me that miss Alicent squirted out three different babies in three years ? Helaena was the baby that was having bad dreams that Alicent was comforting.

  • @DapperDill
    @DapperDill Год назад +372

    Two lovers, forbidden from one another
    A war divides their people
    And a family divides them apart
    Built a path to be together
    Yeah, and I forget the next couple lines but uh, then it goes
    Secret tunnel
    Secret tunnel
    Through the red keep
    Secret, secret, secret, secret
    Secret tunnel
    Secret tunnel
    Through thе red keep
    Secret, secrеt, secret, secret tunnel, yeah!

    • @nodiggity9472
      @nodiggity9472 Год назад

      Something, something, secret ways, Ravens, Corn Kings, Walder Frey,
      Lemon cakes and salty stones, Myrish Swamps and broken bones.
      I know, I know, we do not sow, we sink we drown, we rot below.
      What is dead can never fight, unless you're with the Lord of Light,
      something, something, Tower of Joy, drown the clown, kill the boy,
      Winter is coming, Wyman's getting fat,
      King's blood, Dragon eggs, Jorah's still a twat.

    • @AshenWednesday
      @AshenWednesday Год назад +1

      Time stamp?

    • @k-la-k6828
      @k-la-k6828 Год назад +2

      @@AshenWednesday Lmao it’s from the Last Airbender

  • @AltSchwiftX
    @AltSchwiftX  Год назад +250

    [Edit: Chapter timestamps added. Thank you!] Thank you for watching Schwiftos & Glimbites!!

    • @lucasstrom8796
      @lucasstrom8796 Год назад +25

      I declare that someone to be glidus

    • @nonnyanneko
      @nonnyanneko Год назад +36

      0:00 Intro: Alt Shwift XXX horny Christmas song
      1:49 Theory 1 | Aegon Shenanigans Targaryen’s Prophetic Excuses
      12:50 Theory 2 | Aegon 1 did not give a f***
      19:44 Theory 3 | Bart & King Joe invented the Prophecy
      40:41 Theory 4 | Alicent half Targaryen
      54:40 Theory 5 | Jace is Crispin’s Son
      Sin Cos
      8:05 Arya Rayder Targaryen
      26:19 Tywin horses around
      31:44 Will Glimbus eat TWoW?
      35:50 Mance is Lann
      38:42 (Not So) Secret Tunnel
      39:39 Alt Shwift X is a horse
      45:14 Pyramids were built by Chinese Dragon Riders
      50:25 Kinky S** Advice
      50:55 Will Larys ever get the Toes
      53:07 Caraxes Dragon Centipede
      Im tired... someone take over =P

    • @greenberry6019
      @greenberry6019 Год назад +32

      1:49 Theory 1 | Aegon's Prophecy is propaganda
      12:50 Theory 2 | Aegon I had no biological children
      19:44 Theory 3 | Barth and Jaehaerys made up the Prophecy
      40:41 Theory 4 | Alicent is Saera's daughter
      54:40 Theory 5 | Jace is Criston's son
      1:03:26 Theory 6 | Ashara is dead
      1:05:42 Theory 7 | Harwin is a Greenseer and warged Corlys
      1:13:51 Theory 8 | Larys was Harwin's Greensight apprentice
      1:15:08 Theory 9 | Vhagar influences Aemond's mind
      1:27:09 Theory 10 | Helaena x Aemond
      1:40:13 Theory 11 | Crab-On (everyone is the Crabfeeder)
      1:48:04 Theory 12 | The Maesters rigged the Great Council
      1:55:19 Theory 13 | Bran and Bloodraven are time travelling skinchangers
      2:04:20 Theory 14 | Viserys is Viserys
      2:10:35 Theory 15 | Children of the Forest made the Valyrians
      2:14:21 Theory 16 | the Faceless Men caused the Doom
      2:16:49 *SPOILER ZONE, DO NOT WATCH*
      2:17:29 Theory 17 | The Whents descend from Alys Rivers
      Theory 18 | Rhaenyra is a parallel to the Amethyst Empress
      2:22:55 Theory 19 | the Maesters are employing the Faceless Men
      2:26:09 Theory 20 | Nissa Nissa was the last dragon
      2:29:55 Theory 21 | Mysaria is Melisandre
      2:40:07 Theory 22 | Viserys II is Maelor
      2:46:13 Theory 23 | Jace and Cregan will discuss the Prophecy
      2:52:49 Theory 24 | Rhaena will claim a wild dragon
      2:57:24 Theory 25 | Laenor or Rhaena will claim Seasmoke
      3:00:26 Theory 26 | Mysaria caused the "Heir for a Day" incident
      3:07:46 Theory 27 | Jon isn't dead
      3:09:14 Theory 28 | Every Great House can skinchange
      3:11:57 Theory 29 | Marwyn x Mirri
      3:12:18 Theory 30 | Everything in HotD happens by accident
      3:18:15 Theory 31 | Daemon is the Night King
      3:20:50 Theory 32 | Daemon is Coldhands
      3:23:51 Theory 33 | Daemon is Nettles' father, Daemon x Nettles
      3:30:17 Theory 34 | Jace, Sara Snow and the Prophecy
      3:32:52 Theory 35 | the Daznak Pit locusts had gone bad
      3:33:23 Theory 36 | Maester Vaegon started the Grand Maester Conspiracy
      3:34:25 Theory 37 | Cannibalism is Vhagar's fetish
      3:35:16 Theory 38 | The Cannibal is still alive
      3:41:47 Theory 39 | Borros Baratheon warged into Vhagar
      There, done. Thanks for the head start, Neko, and glad to help.

    • @Nistel88
      @Nistel88 Год назад +6

      @Alt Schwift X The theory that Aemond is the father of Helaena's kids doesnt come from how he wants to be king, or that he said he'd be willing to marry her & do his duty in that one convo. Although those points strengthen the theory! It's the part where when they are looking for his brother, Aegon... Aemond says something about he'd be next in line! Or how he assumes with Aegon out of the way, he'd be the one put on the throne! As if Aegon's kids do not exist! Those kids would be next in line, not Aemond! *UNLESS THEY ARE HIS KIDS* and not Aegon's! That's where the theory came from. 🤍

    • @greenberry6019
      @greenberry6019 Год назад +3

      Oops, I forgot a timestamp.
      2:19:04 Rhaenyra is a parallel to the Amethyst Empress.
      Up to you whether you want to add it back in or leave it be, it's pretty minor.
      And no problem, thank you for the hours of free, hilarious and Westeros-themed entertainment. Hope we get one of these for Glidus's 100K as well!

  • @thisguyducky
    @thisguyducky Год назад +310

    GRRM greatest achievement is slightly hinting that bran can time travel/influence the past. It is the manure that so many wonderfully terrible theories grow in.

    • @shazzy544
      @shazzy544 Год назад +81

      George has mastered the art of providing an extremely small amount of possible information in order to keep fans busy while he doesnt write the next book.

    • @wihdinheim0
      @wihdinheim0 Год назад +26

      GRRM has also said the solution for the ending is in the first book. What if it's actually in the first chapter? Maybe they _were_ meant to have them...

    • @asasas9146
      @asasas9146 Год назад

      That and characters with fake identities, some of them with confirmed glamour.
      Or fake deaths. Or real deaths that end in resurrections. Crackpot theories are inevitable.

    • @lostalone9320
      @lostalone9320 Год назад +24

      What if the ending is that Bran time travels and stops himself discovering Cersei and Jamie, and thus young Bran goes to kings landing and distracts Ned at just the right time so he never finds out either, and the entire events of the books don't happen anymore.
      Danny gets successfully poisoned, Theon enlists Robb to help murder Euron before he takes over the Iron Islands, Stannis forgets the throne and just leads his bannermen north to defeat the Others (and so really is AA), and Young Griff dies never knowing he is important. Also Loris makes Renly bust hands free. All loose ends tied, your welcome.

    • @matt_9112
      @matt_9112 Год назад +6

      Any hint of time travel (specifically backwards) in a story not specifically revolving around time travel (à la Terminator, some of Martin's other works, Dr. Who) is and will always be trash.
      Just opens soooo many options for "but why didn't they travel to X point in time" and the whole story just becomes a clusterf* of "whatifs".
      Also too easy a tool/shortcut to resolve the plot. Avengers tethers the line there for me. At least we knew about a "time" stone and it is a reasonable assumption given the powers of the other stones, despite not really seeing it in action in that way (backwards time travel).

  • @tellable9425
    @tellable9425 Год назад +68

    Theory: The reason the "Hour of the Wolf" lasts for longer than an hour is that Cregan Stark is a time travelling Targaryen horse-fetus and thus space time is warped and behaves weirdly.

  • @LordBloodraven
    @LordBloodraven Год назад +250

    My theory is that Viserys's message to Daemon when he was fighting on the Stepstones went something like:
    "I'm sending troops to help if you need it. ~Viserys PS: Beat up the messenger. It will be hilarious."

    • @haru-chan8762
      @haru-chan8762 Год назад +40

      "You beat up the messenger, I will make you hand"

    • @thebeavpercabethftw9604
      @thebeavpercabethftw9604 Год назад +48

      I refuse to believe Daemon read the P.S. part. He just immediately started wailing on the guy.

  • @Picking.a.name.is.hard1
    @Picking.a.name.is.hard1 Год назад +102

    "Alicent is Larys' sith apprentice"
    Absolutely unparalleled sentence 😂

  • @GlidusFlowers
    @GlidusFlowers Год назад +432

    Glidus knowing Daemon eats in episode 6 can’t possibly be related to the fact that he has yet to upload episode 6 blisstake and has probably done a lot of editing

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus Год назад +171

      sshhhh. let them believe i’m a genius.

    • @TheUmart
      @TheUmart Год назад +18

      Don't sshh me, I can't watch hot D without them episodes, get on it chop chop

    • @momo1177
      @momo1177 Год назад +40

      @@TheUmart you just delayed it another two weeks

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Год назад +25

      @@momo1177 George R. R. Martin has promised to eat Episode 6 Blisstake if it ever comes out.

    • @letoatreides5165
      @letoatreides5165 Год назад +4

      @@TheUmart this Kind of ironic entitlement is very funny. Thanks for making me laugh😂

  • @Kirklord2
    @Kirklord2 Год назад +505

    Theory: Aegon I made up a prophecy about whitewalkers and ice-zombies to invade a continent, only to find out later that these things are actually real.

    • @MrAskmannen
      @MrAskmannen Год назад +147

      He manifested them into reality through his belief

    • @electromika
      @electromika Год назад +94

      Rhaegar found his scrolls and thought it was so cool that he went north and became the Night King himself

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 Год назад +57

      He heard about the northern legends about the Long Night and thought “that’s a great way to justify conquest” and now his descendants have to deal with the consequences

    • @OctopusWithNoFriends
      @OctopusWithNoFriends Год назад +19

      It's like... A selfie filling prophecy... 🤳 🥧 🥠

    • @BattyButtercup
      @BattyButtercup Год назад +25

      Aegon, self-centred conqueror that he is, then assumes he is clearly An Actual Prophet and not just someone with a dragon to backup having intermediate reading comprehension.

  • @zenebean
    @zenebean Год назад +177

    Schwift going "I REMEMBER NOW!" when he whips out "that's why he cut his own throat" sent me on a journey

    • @kmolnardaniel
      @kmolnardaniel Год назад +27

      I imagine that this amazing man, with all this useful information about theories goes around in a grocery story, and shouts sometimes” I REMEMBER NOW!”

  • @hen-ryebread714
    @hen-ryebread714 Год назад +203

    “me and the glinch are gonna rank some hot d theories” god what a sentence to start my thursday morning

  • @wyattsmith6694
    @wyattsmith6694 Год назад +67

    In case nobody else has said it yet, the word for Vhagar’s neck thing is “dewlap”

  • @fleshbhones
    @fleshbhones Год назад +110

    "You read the WHOLE Wikipedia page?" "Oh I skimmed it." Comedy Gold right there.

  • @targaryen7029
    @targaryen7029 Год назад +93

    Jaehaerys not being a great person but a great King is the type of thing with monarchs, I would say.

  • @kiyakia
    @kiyakia Год назад +151

    “Magic with Melisandre” sounds like a weird 90’s daytime TV talk show

    • @neofromthewarnerbrothersic145
      @neofromthewarnerbrothersic145 10 месяцев назад +5

      Either that or a late night segment on the public access channel.

    • @jessjess23brooks89
      @jessjess23brooks89 5 месяцев назад

      That would be a show with some dark credits. I imagine an audience full of lonely, middle aged, Selyse-like fanatics that jump at the chance to be chosen to burn at the end.

  • @eliyarrows2456
    @eliyarrows2456 Год назад +228

    I love the theories that are technically not impossible but add absolutely nothing to the story. Like saying the crab feeder faked his death and then when fighting in the step stones started again two decades later it was still the crab feeder 😂 or the one where rob stark wargs into his wolf after he dies because the wolf is killed seconds later

    • @rockinryguy7
      @rockinryguy7 Год назад +26

      The warg theory only needs Jon to warg in to ghost for it to be proven because Robb says Grey wind before he dies and Jon says ghost

    • @lostalone9320
      @lostalone9320 Год назад +45

      Grey Wind was the name of his childhood sled.

    • @kmolnardaniel
      @kmolnardaniel Год назад +13

      @@lostalone9320 Or, the name of the rock that kills Cersei

    • @bubblegum1366
      @bubblegum1366 Год назад +21

      My absolute favorite theory is Robb Stark being Brandon's bastard. It changes literally nothing because everyone who could possibly reveal it, or care, is dead, but I just think it's neat. Similar situation with Tywin being behind Joffrey's murder.

    • @MzCheecharella
      @MzCheecharella Год назад +7

      @@lostalone9320 Under rated comment! Very clever Lost...!

  • @jimmothybiz
    @jimmothybiz Год назад +213

    I know it sounds silly but in regards to the Jace-Criston theory in the show; they're also actively straightening Jace's hair against the curly locks of Harwin and his brothers, which is quite weird since it really doesn't fit the actor and kinda stands out.

    • @cristianbejarano2000
      @cristianbejarano2000 Год назад +39

      And the actor hair is naturally curly to and brown

    • @jaspersong7959
      @jaspersong7959 Год назад

      i hope they get rid of jace's yee ass haircut next season, his actor's natural curls are top notch

    • @SR-zv5ue
      @SR-zv5ue Год назад +23

      Cristons hair doesn’t seem straight either, his curls are just more styled

    • @hodgereeceman
      @hodgereeceman Год назад +50

      They may just be doing that so we can tell which brother is which more easily.

    • @pedrorenault5335
      @pedrorenault5335 Год назад +20

      @@hodgereecemannow it’s way easier to distinguish

  • @radiclelife
    @radiclelife Год назад +54

    1:17:31 this point would be interesting for a semi theory as to why Visarys didn’t take another dragon after Balerion! He has always been a peaceful guy, not liking to push buttons and never waging a war during his rule. Maybe after claiming and riding Balerion, he saw the side of where dragons take over one’s mind/behavior/personality and didn’t like it, so just stayed dragon-less after Balerion’s passing

    • @mxflint1715
      @mxflint1715 Год назад +5

      I think canonically a rider can only ever have one dragon, if it dies you're without dragon forever

    • @majava5282
      @majava5282 6 месяцев назад

      Inb4 the tin foil theories claiming Vizzy killed Balerion start

  • @TheKingOfRooks
    @TheKingOfRooks Год назад +151

    I really like a theory of mine that Jon's real name is Viserys to complete the trio of Aegon, Rhaenys, and Visenya, and I think that George's love of show Viserys makes that theory even more likely

    • @traumer9622
      @traumer9622 Год назад +16

      Now imagine Dany and him actually getting together 😂

    • @ariwoodshany4308
      @ariwoodshany4308 Год назад +7

      ​@@traumer9622emotional damage

    • @jessjess23brooks89
      @jessjess23brooks89 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@traumer9622I'm so immune to it now. It doesn't even make me shudder anymore. Oh what this series has wrought.

    • @emilybarclay8831
      @emilybarclay8831 3 месяца назад

      @@traumer9622that would actually be a fun narrative pun, since in the first book just before her wedding to Drogo Dany thinks about how she always thought she’d marry Viserys. And if Jon’s real name is Viserys, and Dany gets with him, it’s gonna be one of the longest running jokes in ASOIAF

    • @TheZerech
      @TheZerech 2 месяца назад

      Aemon would be the best imo, but the most GRRM thing would be Daemon.

  • @mejuliie
    @mejuliie Год назад +121

    Aegon's prophecy didn't say "From my *sperm* come the prince that was promised..." . His sisters are of the same blood as he is, so technically his bloodline lives on. Even if it's through his sisters lol

    • @therumjiggler6879
      @therumjiggler6879 6 месяцев назад +7

      How do you know!? You don’t speak high Valyrian. For all we know the Valyrian word for sperm and blood are the same word like prince and princess. And the real title of the book is Fire and Sperm !

    • @ghostface4167
      @ghostface4167 6 месяцев назад

      Now, that's a THEORY.​@@therumjiggler6879

    • @ILikedGooglePlus
      @ILikedGooglePlus 16 дней назад

      ​@@therumjiggler6879
      .

  • @ewanmacdonald8466
    @ewanmacdonald8466 Год назад +28

    Cold hands warged into Helaena’s centipede, but they don’t have hands just feet, cold feet is a phrase that means apprehension, usually about marriage, foreshadowing that she and Aegon will have an unhappy marriage… and who is Cold Hands… Ashara Dayne.
    Finally, I can call myself a GoT theorist.

  • @isabellajensen9480
    @isabellajensen9480 Год назад +42

    I think the Vhaegar makes Aemond evil makes sense. Dragons have different personalities just like humans and Vhaegar has had the most riders so far, she might start to become immune to submitting to a riders will, especially when she's had strong minded riders before and now she was claimed by a confused and resentful teenager, she would easily be able to overpower a mind like that and just do what feels natural to her, she is used to war and destruction after all. And who knows maybe dragons absorb some of their previous rider's personalities and feelings too, Visenya was said to have a darkness to her that could stick with Vhaegar.
    If you compare Daemon's bond to Caraxes you can see that Daemon's mind is so strong that he doesn't even have to command Caraxes, they are pretty much one mind.

    • @Wveth
      @Wveth Год назад +15

      It's a fun idea. I wish we knew more about how exactly the psychic connection works. Maybe we need dragon psychologists.

    • @ariwoodshany4308
      @ariwoodshany4308 Год назад +3

      Nevermind that Aemond was like ten years old at most.

  • @Kerrandrius
    @Kerrandrius Год назад +232

    I'm glad that you guys confirmed the theory that Marwyn and Mirri did the dirty. Now I can create further theories that presuppose this.
    Time to go through the list of characters who might be their children...

    • @SpiralSine6
      @SpiralSine6 Год назад +20

      According to The Interesting Nerd Club, Dany.

    • @Longshanks1690
      @Longshanks1690 Год назад +89

      Broke: Character is a secret Targaryen
      Woke: Character is the child of Ashara Dayne
      Bespoke: Character is the lovechild of Marwyn and Mirri

    • @patrickmalone1373
      @patrickmalone1373 Год назад +13

      Sweet Robin

    • @BattyButtercup
      @BattyButtercup Год назад +11

      Khal Drogo. /j

    • @adipsous
      @adipsous 11 месяцев назад +5

      Danaerys, obviously. Let me explain . . . .
      Big wheel keep on turning
      (Danaerys wants to break the wheel)
      Proud Mirri keep on burning
      (You have to burn the [your] mother to become the mother . . . of dragons)
      George RR Martin is a big CCR fan, it is known.

  • @waxfigurefamous9189
    @waxfigurefamous9189 Год назад +56

    Has anyone done a theory about Jace's time in the North and maybe fathering a child who enters the Stark line, thereby making Arya a secret Targaryen and making the prophecy about the Others true?
    I'd be shocked if no one has, because it seems ripe for insane conspiracy mongering and tying the shows together
    Edit: typed this literally 3 minutes before they said exactly that lmao

  • @TheZerech
    @TheZerech Год назад +62

    Aemond's body is found because he's still chained to Vhagar. Whereas Daemon, who is not chained to his saddle isn't. I think that's reasonable.

  • @ArchonZach
    @ArchonZach Год назад +91

    I love watching these two talk about dragon media nonsense it brings me joy

  • @Marci.B
    @Marci.B Год назад +62

    Glidus streams: stays for an hour after the end of the stream to play piano
    Shwifty streams: abruptly cuts mid senten-

  • @detoxfidelity
    @detoxfidelity Год назад +31

    I like that two Australians are joking how mysterious it is that people would want to go to Ohio because of how dangerous the fauna there is 😂😂😂

  • @carter9449
    @carter9449 Год назад +30

    Mysaria's accent is the showrunners asking the actress to imitate Shae. There it was her real accent though so it's understandably hard it copy but idk why they kept it after hearing it.

  • @fisherjam5182
    @fisherjam5182 Год назад +85

    I think it would be interesting to see if there was a change in viseris' personality after balerion died and how connecting with the most powerful dragon effected him. Perhaps his views of the illusion of control were formed from his freedom from the optessive control of balerion

    • @danielborriz6918
      @danielborriz6918 Год назад +1

      Maybe but he basically tames balerion and flies him around the city once or twice then soon after Balerion dies

    • @morganhunt8051
      @morganhunt8051 Год назад +14

      Shift mentioned in a livestream the idea that something about bonding with balerion really shook Viserys and that’s why he’s so cautious about dragons and never tried to bond with a second one

    • @mxflint1715
      @mxflint1715 Год назад +5

      Isn't it canon that riders can only have one dragon in their life? Like the dragon can take another rider if the rider dies but the rider will only wver ride one dragon?

  • @hostile_prof
    @hostile_prof Год назад +47

    Theory: Harwin Strong actually warged into Greywind from the past right before he was killed at the Red Wedding, stopping Robb Stark from warging into Greywind so Robb actually ended up inside Corlys’ head

    • @zerere_
      @zerere_ 11 месяцев назад +1

      Delightful stuff

  • @aspen8544
    @aspen8544 Год назад +73

    The time travelling blackfyre supporter is a reference to a moment in hot d in episode 1 where the person announcing the tourney is wearing a targ sigil in inverted colours and everyone was like ‘omg blackfyre!!!’

  • @nickdanjer1923
    @nickdanjer1923 Год назад +24

    It's a lot of fun listening to you fellows, At one point I became very confused. I found myself thinking, "Wait a minute, I thought the boar that killed Robert Baratheon was a horse!" Help me, Glidus!

  • @ultratankie
    @ultratankie Год назад +33

    I like to think the Song of Ice and Fire was a century in the making from Aegon's actual dream to the story Viserys tells Rhaenyra. Maybe his dream was just of an army of Others, and was one part of why he chose to invade Westeros (I imagine he told Visenya and she used it to convince him, since her ambition seems to be the driving force behind a lot of Aegon's actions later). The idea that Aegon had this dream is general knowledge in the family. Later, Jaehaerys looks into it with Barth, creates the knife, and codifies the myth of the prophecy and its importance. He tells most of his family, but since they all die sooner or later, the last person he tells is Viserys. Viserys then thinks it's some secret sacred king-to-heir imperative because everyone else who also knew the story was gone.

  • @tommyboy7598
    @tommyboy7598 Год назад +55

    its hilarious how as a watcher of the show, with no book reading at all, you can clearly tell where george's writing stopped and d&d started. its so bad

  • @simcoe4045
    @simcoe4045 Год назад +55

    Waking up to a new Schwifty & Glimbo stream is just about the best way to start the day.
    Edit: Thanks for expanding on my little Crabfeeder = Daemon tinfoil.

  • @J_Mock92
    @J_Mock92 Год назад +19

    The collaborations between you two are so frickin funny. The way you play off of one another is definitely S Tier 😂

  • @wihdinheim0
    @wihdinheim0 Год назад +78

    2:10:36 The connections you need to make is children of the forest have cataclysmic magic and the Doom was destroyed by presumably cataclysmic magic.
    Last hero met with children and something happened to turn the tide. Azor Ahai is known as the Son of Fire. If you connect the dots, it goes something like this:
    Children created the Others to fight against the First Men. They went out of control. Last hero seeked the children out and received their help after making a promise. This created the first Valyrian, the son of fire, Azor Ahai. The Others were pushed back.
    The promise was to destroy the son of fire to prevent the firebloods from growing out of control just like what happened with the Others. Azor Ahai died, but survived either through blood or through stolen magic and settled far away from the greenseers sight.
    Valyrian Freehold came to existence only right after the Long Night. This is not a coincidence. They conquered Essos which resulted in the Andal migration, and finally the word reached the deepest forests in Westeros. Once the children heard of the dragonlords in the East, they also learned about the betrayal.
    They gathered together and did their modus operandi, blood sacrificed their race to near extinction to summon the Doom to save the planet.
    But one family survived. And seeing how that family conquered the entire Westeros with just 3 members, you can understand why their magically engineered blood is too dangerous to exist.

    • @CM-um8ef
      @CM-um8ef Год назад +14

      Don’t really have anything to add, just commenting to push this up. Pretty cool narrative you got there dude

    • @voltairethegoldflame9280
      @voltairethegoldflame9280 Год назад +5

      Interesting and cool take

    • @edwardforrest5114
      @edwardforrest5114 Год назад +10

      Pretty cool tbh, I disagree with nearly every word you wrote but thanks for it anyways.

  • @mappingshaman5280
    @mappingshaman5280 Год назад +128

    Theory: George rr Martin pulled an ultimate game of thrones betrayal by lying to D&D about the ending. They got barely anything if anything at all accurate.

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 Год назад +12

      Things like Arya killing the Night King and Dany burning King’s Landing out of nowhere we’re actually things he told them to do all along

    • @daboos6353
      @daboos6353 Год назад +51

      @@merrittanimation7721 The Night King doesn't exist in the books

    • @cadethecruel3484
      @cadethecruel3484 Год назад +24

      @@merrittanimation7721 The Arya part is BS

    • @macbuc5697
      @macbuc5697 Год назад +18

      @@merrittanimation7721 well other than the fact that the night king doesnt exist in books, dumb and dumber chose arya as the one to kill him just to subvert expectations, thats literally it

    • @eb2681
      @eb2681 Год назад +12

      @@macbuc5697 "it felt right" or something lol

  • @taitfraser8727
    @taitfraser8727 Год назад +21

    My theory as to why they found Aemond's body and not Daemon, is because Aemond's body floats due to his balls being empty from all the milf sex he has, and Daemon sinks because his balls are so full because he can't get it up

  • @astronaughte
    @astronaughte Год назад +30

    You were talking about the gods and the boar. I think Jon "hearing" the dire wolf pups (twice) was the absolutely the work of the old gods. Osha indicates that they're subtle, we saw how Ned reacted, Jon reacted similarly.

  • @billygogol5918
    @billygogol5918 Год назад +50

    Alt schwift XXXmas and Glinch just made my day

  • @nealfirstofhisname
    @nealfirstofhisname Год назад +94

    If Aemond hadn't decided to torment Lucerys and instead just allowed him to fly home, he would not have accidentally killed him. Aemond is fully responsible.

    • @mysteryjunkie9808
      @mysteryjunkie9808 Год назад +43

      Yes if you are chasing someone in you car to scare them but they trip and accidentally run over them you’d be charged with second degree murder

    • @lordbonney9779
      @lordbonney9779 Год назад +3

      If Luke and Jace hadn’t gone to find out what Aemond was doing the fight wouldn’t have happened…
      If Rhaenyra and Alicent hasn’t decided father and uncle marrying was weird they’d be friends still and the Dance wouldn’t have happened.
      If Viserys wasn’t old and ill he wouldn’t have died and started the Dance.
      In reality it’s Viserys fault for dying anyway.

    • @adipsous
      @adipsous 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@lordbonney9779 If Viserys hadn't mumbled incoherently....

    • @zerere_
      @zerere_ 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@lordbonney9779tbf it's not that father marrying, it's that your dad marries your best friend of your age. The age differences even in real life were only occasionally tolerated to create peace, exclusively between royalty/aristocracy

  • @ninjadolphin01
    @ninjadolphin01 Год назад +18

    my schizo take on the Great Empire of the Dawn Dayne/Hightower/Valyrian stuff is that the violet eyed blondes weren't the dragon masters of the dawn but actually genetically/blood magicked engineered experiments or thralls. Valyrian dragon blood was a project to create an alternative to binding magic through horns and sorcery.

  • @danielbroome5690
    @danielbroome5690 Год назад +35

    The connection between Little finger and the Mance/Bael/Lann story is that his last name is literally Bael-ISH.

  • @freyjan8069
    @freyjan8069 Год назад +16

    S-Tier theory: Alt Schwift X and Glidus is the best colab on RUclips.

  • @bearlyhardley
    @bearlyhardley Год назад +25

    I like the Faceless Men destroying the 14 Flames theory, it’s nowhere near enough degrees of separation to lose meaning. Otherwise literally any rebellion has no meaning because it’s the result of some other stuff. Making things more direct just makes it more on the nose.

    • @kaemonbonet4931
      @kaemonbonet4931 Год назад +6

      I like it too because the faceless men get into the game by killing Targaryen and that's how they're gonna leave.
      I just imagine that old Valerya had flame sorcerer's or something like to control the volcano and whatever power source was inside it and when they killed these 14 flames the source went out of control.
      Seems legit.

  • @boogie61798
    @boogie61798 Год назад +19

    Jace is a Cole:
    1 - Looks like him, no curly hair
    2 - Cole’s ultimatum on the boat hints as multiple hook ups with Rhaenera
    3 - She didn’t drink the moon tea
    4 - Viserys pushed the shotgun wedding after Joffrey was killed because he knew Rhaenera was pregnant and didn’t drink the tea
    5 - Jace is 9-10 after the 10 year time jump

  • @CxerRy96
    @CxerRy96 Год назад +20

    Came in expecting some cool history and lore tidbits I might have missed, ended up becoming a Westeros Qanon

  • @laurenbastin8849
    @laurenbastin8849 Год назад +17

    a not particularly strong theory I’ve come up with but nevertheless like is that Rhaegar named Jon and named him after JonCon. Like the logistics of Rhaegar naming Jon are already a bit clunky given Rhaegar was already very dead by the time Lyanna gave birth and the only one who could’ve respected his choice for a name is Lyanna who was also one foot in the grave by the time Jon was born. On top of that, as much as Rhaegar did seem to be close with JonCon naming one of his children after him is a pretty significant deal and whilst JonCon was definitely 100% in love with Rhaegar we don’t know if Rhaegar knew that and how he reacted if he did at all. On top of all this, the much stronger candidate for who Jon was named after is obviously Ned naming him for Jon Arryn, he is even already Jon’s namesake in one of his given conceptions, but I still really enjoy the idea of Rhaegar naming Jon after that there hot griffin boytoy of his (especially since JonCon was potentiall in exile at the point Rhaegar chose the name, so any fondness Rhaegar might have for him would be amplified by the knowledge he was now gone)

  • @theshackledgamer799
    @theshackledgamer799 Год назад +99

    Not to mention Queen Alysanne's Dragon acted as though he sensed the darkness growing beyond the wall "veering off" whenever she tried to fly past. Didn't stop Dany from doing it 200 years later but you know....

    • @flare3000
      @flare3000 Год назад +16

      Maybe he was just cold!

    • @theshackledgamer799
      @theshackledgamer799 Год назад +16

      @@flare3000 he was cold because "cold winds were rising" 🤣

    • @ksolesky2
      @ksolesky2 Год назад +4

      Silverwing was a she-dragon

    • @JosephHandibode
      @JosephHandibode Год назад +8

      Show season 7 to 8 fan fiction not from book. I wouldn't count. Show ignored half of books stories.

    • @evilcorgi1367
      @evilcorgi1367 Год назад +12

      Meh, doesn’t count with Dany. It was written for the show without any consideration of the lore or much guidance from GRRM

  • @WildCaughtAKCards
    @WildCaughtAKCards Год назад +35

    I feel like....the idea of Cole being Jace's real dad might be a change that shorunners with "planning" might introduce in later seasons, because we did not see the "dead body" that was the empty cup of moon-tea. I think that will come back around, it stood out too much to me. And from the other small changes that we've seen under George's watch so far, I think this is well within something that you could change for the sake of "TV show drama" that wouldn't really change the lore in the long run. I think they'll do it, if they're smart.

  • @EvanMonroe
    @EvanMonroe Год назад +11

    Building off of the theory that Aegon I had no biological children, I like the theory that some form of proof that Aegon was infertile may have been what was in Nymor Martell’s letter. The Dornish had been warring against the Targaryens for years. After Rhaenys was supposedly killed, Aegon doubled down in his attempted conquest. Then suddenly, one letter that Aegon burned and never talked about again ended it all.
    If the Martells could somehow prove that Aegon’s children were illegitimate, it may have proven to be the smoking gun that ended Aegon’s dynasty before it began. Hence, he opted to leave them alone and pray the secret didn’t get out before his children had children and the idea was forgotten.
    Thing is, what was in that letter is such a massive question mark in the history of Westeros that you’d imagine it would be answered at some point. And it very well could in the future if the Martells have passed the secret down through their generations. Maybe at some point soon, the Martells will be motivated to reveal the secret and question the overall rights of the Targaryens. Said reveal could be pretty eye opening for Daenerys as well considering all her talk about her blood right to the Iron Throne. Depending on execution, that information could be a catalyst for serious character alteration for Daenerys.
    This is all super speculative. But I like the theory since there’s a way it could come to fruition in the future story, and it adds a bit more to the theory of Aegon being infertile other than Rhaenys liked singers and Aegon didn’t much like Visenya.

  • @bugslut
    @bugslut Год назад +25

    Bloodraven was the boar AND the hart. He time traveled back to kill Rhaenyra as the boar, only for the experience to turn her into the crazy evil Rhaenyra in Fire and Blood, then he went back in time again to try and prevent the events of Fire and Blood by sending the white hart, thus creating the differences between Fire and Blood and HOTD.

  • @mappingshaman5280
    @mappingshaman5280 Год назад +11

    To weigh in on viserys being maelor: Maelor was smuggled out of Kings landing by Larys Strong, which happened after the disappearance of Viserys. Larys strong isn't exactly trustworthy, and might have lied about the boy he sent with ser rickard Thorne so that he could hold the real heir to the throne, which would in turn help him since by then aegon II is a crippled, broken, probably dying man, so if he holds the true king of westeros, then that means he's got all the cards. It would also explain why he ultimately helps corlys betray Aegon, since doing it for the blacks wouldn't make much sense since they would lop off his head anyway (as they actually did). But if he had Maelor in lys, he could manoeuvre him onto the throne instead of aegon III, ensuring a green victory where he is the regent until king Maelor is of age.

  • @nicodemusedwards6931
    @nicodemusedwards6931 Год назад +15

    Caraxes is two dragons and a wyvern in a dragon costume. The wyvern is in the back, a big dragon in the chest, and a baby dragon in the neck.

  • @marymcallister7963
    @marymcallister7963 Год назад +10

    The one thing i like about the haelena/aemond theory is that in ep... 6 or 7? Larys and Alicent have a talk about Viserys' willful ignorance about his grandson's bastardy and Larys tells Alicent something like "You'd do the same in that situation" and she's like "noooo". I think it would be deliciously ironic for her to have completely ignored the bastards in her own family because she was too wrapped up in her own thing.

    • @JoshuaKevinPerry
      @JoshuaKevinPerry Год назад +1

      I mean she ignores the Targ bastards doing the child fighting a reality known to fhe erik twins would likely reach ottos ears

  • @nodiggity9472
    @nodiggity9472 Год назад +13

    What about the theory that Preston Jacobs breaks the fourth wall from this side, and covertly controls all Magical events/Warging just to trick GRRM into confirming that PJ is Azor Ahai, The Lord of Light, the Drowned God, Red Rh'llor, Garth Greenseer Bloodraven, and all Seven of The Seven?

  • @theshackledgamer799
    @theshackledgamer799 Год назад +19

    I do love the whole "Screw the Lannisters, here is a dragon egg" theory😂

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 Год назад +45

    Two Glimbo/Schwify streams in a week???
    Christmas has come early! 🤩

  • @derekstein1444
    @derekstein1444 Год назад +23

    1:08:24 The chemistry between these two kills me every time. Love these streams

  • @BattyButtercup
    @BattyButtercup Год назад +36

    I very much enjoy that this fandom is fully leaning into "that Aegon Dream do be sussy" because Conquerors Are Unreliable Narrators. My best guesses for who made up this family myth were Visenya and/or Jaehaerys. Visenya could have fed the line to her son to encourage him to usurp his brother's children - Maegor acted out a lot but was wholly loyal to Aenys, in Aenys' lifetime (just like Daemon was to Viserys).
    Actually, the Daemon/Viserys dynamic mirrors the Maegor/Aenys one almost completely (the slashes are intentional). I remain morbidly fascinated by how consistent the royal line of Targs goes too hard on the "love your family" thing. Is the incestuousness taught and encouraged from birth, regardless of gender? Is it so normalized in their families that the kids just assume Interest when any other sibling would recognise that, no, familial protectiveness and friendship is not the same as "undying romantic love". The sense of entitlement to their siblings' attention, in Maegor and Daemon, seems to match up with the traditional Targcest thing anyway.

    • @roronoalaw7772
      @roronoalaw7772 Год назад +3

      The whole loving your family and Maegor’s loyalty to Aeny’s was kind of shafted after he killed two of his brother’s kids.

    • @BattyButtercup
      @BattyButtercup Год назад +12

      @@roronoalaw7772 Royal bastards & forced marriages aside, Targaryens seem consistently loyal to their siblings. These loyalties sometimes extend to wives and nieces (typically with a goal of marrying said niece for political gain). These loyalties almost NEVER extend to nephews: the most dangerous person for a young Targaryen prince was typically their uncle. That's something that goes from Maegor and Daemon right to Robert Baratheon (though he was more technically a "cousin something removed" to Rhaella & Elia's children).

    • @mjm1677
      @mjm1677 Год назад +6

      @@BattyButtercup The only problem with prophecy being made up is that The Others really appeared and attacked.
      So even if the prophecy is not fully correct and could be changed in favor of Targaryens, therr is still a lot of truth in it.
      And as Targaryens seem to be the only ones who know, the prophecy or at least part of it is real.

    • @mjm1677
      @mjm1677 Год назад +1

      @@BattyButtercup Unless they knew it from Torrhen Stark who knelt and used it to build their own myths.
      And Starks legend could be lost with death Neds father, but yeah thats a tinfoil theory, just a thought.

    • @BattyButtercup
      @BattyButtercup Год назад +4

      @@mjm1677 the Long Night exists in the folk lore and mythology in [planetos]: while planning their conquest of the North specifically, it's likely that Visenya would have been able to throw enough comparative mythology together to imply knowledge of the Long Night experienced in Westeros. TLN was a global event, fought on multiple fronts or at multiple points in time: the Valyrian Freehold would doubtlessly have records collected on it just from all the conquering they did.
      I think I'm pushing the lengths of Occam's Razor by now but, initially, my thinking was that you don't need magic to ascertain something that can be learned by, say, going to your private library or bribing a maester.

  • @KindredKin
    @KindredKin Год назад +11

    I like the theory that faceless caused the doom. Like, it speaks that you can exploit nature as you please, but if you exploit people too much, they will plot your death even at the cost of their own lives.

  • @PinkyJustice
    @PinkyJustice Год назад +14

    Guys, that baby didn't look like it had grayscale, it looked 2 months early
    And can we take a second to appreciate the imagery of a Lannister spear taking out the heart of a hart?

  • @toast9928
    @toast9928 Год назад +18

    "Da, how can Jaehaerys run again I thought he was a convicted criminal or something?"
    "HE FIXED THE ROAD!"

  • @trevorsherrie
    @trevorsherrie Год назад +16

    The Winterfell prophecy could have been lost as recent at the death of Ned’s father and brother

  • @nbf-fb1xs
    @nbf-fb1xs Год назад +12

    Omgggg a new one. I want you guys to know that your content collaboratively and solo has become the highlight of my dragon show fandom. And I’d totally be down to listen to you riff on other content. 🙏💰💸

  • @edptv3421
    @edptv3421 Год назад +16

    The best buddy cop series out there

  • @MiraArrr
    @MiraArrr Год назад +8

    2:40 Aegon I was an Aquarius. Cared about the environment and terrible with humans. Theory confirmed.

  • @pomalde
    @pomalde 7 месяцев назад +2

    I really enjoy the casual intellectuality of your videos

  • @ianschmitt4991
    @ianschmitt4991 Год назад +37

    As long as Ser Bonifer Hasty has Darksister, all is well in the realm.

    • @TheUmart
      @TheUmart Год назад

      And as long as we don't get them episodes NOTHING is well anywhere and kittens DIE

    • @mappingshaman5280
      @mappingshaman5280 Год назад

      @@TheUmart wut

  • @GOLEMUK
    @GOLEMUK Год назад +11

    Schwifty : "I remember now!" - Hilarity, lucidity and/or insanity ensue. 😂🤔🙃

  • @arianedealswithsocialanxie8170
    @arianedealswithsocialanxie8170 Год назад +20

    Crack theory, but maybe the Valyrian steel dagger inscription is literal, so that when Alicent cut Rhaenyra it was literally "From [this dagger's blood] come the prince that was promised" so potentially Aegon saw the literal dagger as an essential instrument to the defeat of the Night King bc the bar is SO LOW when it comes to satisfying narrative writing for GoT shows now

  • @targaryen7029
    @targaryen7029 Год назад +17

    I'm gonna be a brainrot Jaehaerys shooter here for a second. I think it's a bit unfair to take off Jaehaerys great doings and ideas and say it was all Alysanne's when it wasn't. For example, the Doctrin of Exceptionalism was something Jaehaerys came with and no matter how horrible it was, it's THE THING that saved the Targaryen dinasty and unified with the Faith. And yes, the roads were his ideas and while people mock this, it helped unify Westeros by land and did a great deal to reduce the crimes during travel. A lot of great ideas came from Jaehaerys, doesn't matter if he sucked as a human being, saying he was a great King isn't an overstatement. Also saying he just "ordered people to do it" well, that can be said to all monarchs, including Alysanne and her reforms.

    • @TheEnecca
      @TheEnecca Год назад +6

      also just listening to people who have good ideas is something that most kings in asoiaf dont do.

    • @browniebear
      @browniebear Год назад +1

      Exactly, he knew what it took to be a king, he had to be wise and know when to take initiative and when to heed counsel, and that he must train to physically test himself therefore his mind's resilience as well.
      He was an exceptional king, not a perfect guy but ppl shouldn't pretend he was a terrible guy either since the truth is in between.
      He was a solid guy, usually just and sometimes mistaken like anyone but he took on his responsibilities well and always with just intention. He was a good father to his earlier children but faltered with the later ones, but he wasn't terrible either. Ppl just can't help their urges to exaggerate truths

  • @frankvandorp2059
    @frankvandorp2059 Год назад +5

    Why are people saying Melisandre is Mysaria when those characters have barely anything in common, while a much more sensible comparison would be with Alys Rivers? Apparently in the Princess and the Queen George even states that Alys saw visions in the flames.
    My favorite theory featuring Alys though is that Alys Rivers and Nettles are the same person, manipulating both Aemond and Daemon throughout the entire conflict. That could also explain why Daemon had so much trouble finding Aemond, even though an old and slow dragon like Vhagar shouldn't be hard to track.

  • @jamesporrell5687
    @jamesporrell5687 Год назад +10

    Regarding Aemond being villainous but not yet having DONE anything evil yet: in my country, we call that ‘school shooter vibes’

  • @vfanon
    @vfanon Год назад +3

    I stayed up until 3 am listening to old streams from you two and slept through the start of this one
    God damnit

  • @MyImaginaryTiger
    @MyImaginaryTiger Год назад +14

    That Aegon the Conqueror artwork you use a lot looks just like Billy from Stranger Things.

    • @ariwoodshany4308
      @ariwoodshany4308 Год назад +2

      When he died Billy fell through the Upside Down and ended up in Westeros.... He lost his Camaro but gained a dragon.

  • @antelopedon6341
    @antelopedon6341 Год назад +6

    Order of the Green Hand first documented the Saera Targaryen is Alicent’s mom theory. The timeline in Fire & Blood fits really well given some changes that George made to the birth order of Allysayne and Jahearys kids.
    However, when it comes to the show eliminating the age gap between Rhaenerya and Alicent makes the scenario a lot less plausible.

  • @nochillwill5903
    @nochillwill5903 Год назад +19

    Harwin=Corlys is so stupid, yet so plausible. I hope Harwin=Corlys becomes HOTD'S Euron=Daario.

  • @Hubert99999
    @Hubert99999 Год назад +6

    2:51:30 well theres some sort of thermal activity under Winterfell, and we know they hatch dragon eggs in/by volcanoes. So placing a dragon egg deep in the crypts seems like the best place to put a dragon egg in the north

  • @evilcorgi1367
    @evilcorgi1367 Год назад +25

    About Aemond x Helaena-
    The scene where Alicent comes to talk to her while the twins are in the room, Aemond comes in and is SURPRISED to see Alicent. Then he and Helaena share a look. So…why was he coming up there so causally?
    Aemond starts getting mad and uncomfortable when Jace and Helaena dance together.
    “I would do my duty 😤” scene adds to it if you’re seeing it at that angle.

    • @richarai592
      @richarai592 Год назад +4

      Exactly I noticed this too

    • @MacaroniJudas
      @MacaroniJudas Год назад +6

      It was stated in the books that Aemond was more fatherly towards the children of Helaena than Aegon. He loved spending time with his "nephew's and nieces."

    • @ariwoodshany4308
      @ariwoodshany4308 Год назад +2

      Good thing Kepa means both Father and Uncle in Valyrian... Less chance of a slip-up.

  • @2ndlegend125
    @2ndlegend125 Год назад +24

    Theory: Alicent will be behind Aegon II's poisoning at the end of the Dance.