What the HELL is Hedgehogs? (A Sonic Ripoff)

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  • Опубликовано: 3 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @Saberspark
    @Saberspark  5 лет назад +4944

    The timing of this review with the Sonic trailer going on...I didn't even plan it that way! It was just coincidence. I'll do a video about THAT stuff in the near future lol
    Support me on Patreon : www.patreon.com/saberspark
    Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/Saberspark

    • @adamhenry6793
      @adamhenry6793 5 лет назад +11

      Congrats, Hogger.

    • @stealthiestboy
      @stealthiestboy 5 лет назад +19

      Can't wait for your next video 👀

    • @adamhenry6793
      @adamhenry6793 5 лет назад +9

      @@stealthiestboy Yeah, I wanna get more Spark too.

    • @parker357
      @parker357 5 лет назад +6

      Hi I love ur videos

    • @Mr.DiughGames
      @Mr.DiughGames 5 лет назад +10

      And I thought the Sonic movie was bad.

  • @AnthonyPadilla
    @AnthonyPadilla 5 лет назад +9683

    the biggest difficulty about recording this 3 years ago was how we were dubbing this into english and had to match “mouth flaps” that already existed. and we pretty much recorded line-by-line without context for the scenes or story arc, etc. there was also a focus on keeping the voice acting silly and childish for some reason.

    • @Saberspark
      @Saberspark  5 лет назад +4278

      I appreciate the explanation. For the record, you got better with your recording as the movie went on. While I was editing, I was wondering how much of this was due to dubbing and maybe direction. I hope I don't come across as a jerk in the vid. It was rough but but you also have potential with voice acting

    • @AnthonyPadilla
      @AnthonyPadilla 5 лет назад +3591

      @@Saberspark not at all man! the critique was valid.

    • @Chenso2099
      @Chenso2099 5 лет назад +605

      This was cool. I was curious about your involvement with the movie as I’ve never heard of this or your roles in voice acting. Honestly, I found it funny how you stretched it with the voice. It wasn’t too bad as it did feel a bit distinct from your own, being a bit more “silly and childish” as you put it, but it obviously needs some work. Still though, I wouldn’t mind seeing how you’d fare in voice acting with a bit more liberty to do so with.
      Anyway, this was a weird one.

    • @woaddragon
      @woaddragon 5 лет назад +238

      Someone need to pin this comment; So everyone can see.

    • @PotatoFactoryFilms
      @PotatoFactoryFilms 5 лет назад +161

      I always felt like it’d be really cool to see Anthony (and a lot of other classic content creators) get a real chance in voice acting or just any major film or project really. I’ve noticed cameos in mainstream blockbusters once in a while but they all feel kinda goofy and cheap and sometimes even kinda pandering.
      There’s a whole generation of us that saw smosh and plenty of other RUclipsrs as on par with “real” celebrities growing up. Given the right context and good reviews, seeing “Anthony Padilla” on a movie poster would be a definite eye catcher for me and probably plenty of others. Guess that’s up to the studios though.

  • @obi-wankenobi1514
    @obi-wankenobi1514 5 лет назад +3143

    *When will you learn!? When will you learn, that your actions have consequences!?!*

  • @mindisfrozen
    @mindisfrozen 5 лет назад +5677

    The female hedgehog's name is Rose? Is her first name, Amy?

    • @OutlawPrince45
      @OutlawPrince45 5 лет назад +494

      mindisfrozen Jesus I didn’t even catch that the first time around. I mean I saw the resemblance but they named her Rose??? Really!!!

    • @ContagiousSponge
      @ContagiousSponge 5 лет назад +96

      @@OutlawPrince45 i know, how stupid can they be🤦🏾

    • @mindisfrozen
      @mindisfrozen 5 лет назад +87

      @TsundereDev going to guess, due to the brown fur and wavy hair?

    • @amysel
      @amysel 5 лет назад +119

      Also, the big pigeon sounds like big the cat

    • @redstreak9430
      @redstreak9430 5 лет назад +38

      It’s like a reverse Sonic CD

  • @CryoflareTheWolf
    @CryoflareTheWolf 3 года назад +1681

    The fact that this movie foreshadowed 2020's pandemic terrifies me

    • @fish5972
      @fish5972 2 года назад +142

      Came back to the comments for this. The fact this one bad movie pulled a simpsons level forecast is just not ok to me

    • @zeeshannadeem6209
      @zeeshannadeem6209 2 года назад +5

      Ik

    • @Metaliceez
      @Metaliceez 2 года назад +2

      Fr

    • @LAURENAURORA31
      @LAURENAURORA31 2 года назад +5

      &+ they turned off the comments on the video on youtube.

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 2 года назад +5

      "WHAT?! THATS CRAZY!" -Jontron *Calm smiling with fried chicken activating music* 8:36

  • @the011darkwolf
    @the011darkwolf 4 года назад +790

    The comments about the sonic movie sure didn’t age well.

    • @radomiami
      @radomiami 4 года назад +38

      Yeah, they aged like milk.

    • @DarwinskiYT
      @DarwinskiYT 4 года назад +58

      It doesn’t matter because all of the comments now are about Coronavirus

    • @mariajimenafigueroa8311
      @mariajimenafigueroa8311 4 года назад +45

      The Sonic movie ended up being good.
      Also, this movie predicted Coronavirus.

    • @yourenotmymomlol
      @yourenotmymomlol 4 года назад

      Watch me, hold me, sign my cast for me, wheeel me

  • @ryukthedarkrai4259
    @ryukthedarkrai4259 5 лет назад +2404

    People:
    *Suggest movie*
    Saberspark:
    Ah shit, here we go again.

    • @randomnumbers413
      @randomnumbers413 5 лет назад +22

      God I choked on my breakfast because of this

    • @lilyh8603
      @lilyh8603 5 лет назад +12

      Ryuk The Darkrai I mean…it’s true

    • @user-sb6jr8bz2d
      @user-sb6jr8bz2d 5 лет назад +10

      I'm the reason this video exists

    • @015Phoenix
      @015Phoenix 5 лет назад +2

      Ryuk The Darkrai I was the 1000th like :)

    • @ryukthedarkrai4259
      @ryukthedarkrai4259 5 лет назад +2

      Phoenix -tP Epic

  • @RandomAwesomeDude
    @RandomAwesomeDude 5 лет назад +3178

    So this is where Anthony went after Smosh...

  • @gordieboi2340
    @gordieboi2340 2 года назад +495

    Remember back when we thought The Sonic Movie would be awful?
    Damn, time has passed

    • @LilXancheX
      @LilXancheX Год назад +1

      They say the same thing about sonic games. Back then everyone hated 06. Now everyone riding 06’s cock like a Ferris wheel

    • @nightmarestar01
      @nightmarestar01 Год назад +23

      Yeah and the 2nd movie was even better

    • @flynnroberts7787
      @flynnroberts7787 10 месяцев назад

      The movie was saved thanks to Tyson Hesse.

    • @Moonlord2193
      @Moonlord2193 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@flynnroberts7787nah, the movie was saved thanks to paramount listening to the fans

    • @BenJPics9925
      @BenJPics9925 6 месяцев назад +1

      Not gonna lie, the first film sucked and it's only redeeming factors were Jim Carrey and the fact that it has the honor of being the best CGI animal / human buddy movie.
      The sequel however, was actually pretty good and made better use of the Sonic IP.

  • @RamsTheNameCom
    @RamsTheNameCom 5 лет назад +972

    Fun Fact: THERE IS a Sonic knockoff movie releasing on DVD around May 15th to compete with the Sonic the Hedgehog movie... it's called "Andy the Talking Hedgehog".

    • @stealthiestboy
      @stealthiestboy 5 лет назад +80

      RamsTheNameCom can't wait for the spin-off sonic movie starring tails as the lead, sitting on a bench in the cover. Forrest Gump style. 😌

    • @RamsTheNameCom
      @RamsTheNameCom 5 лет назад +15

      @Ian Danna ..... "Sonic: Journey to Hell" .... checkout the "Andy the Talking Hedgehog" trailer on youtube, you won't be disappointed. The film started production in 2017, but only now is getting release on DVD in late May of 2019.... you can preorder a copy at Best Buy.....

    • @davidsample5094
      @davidsample5094 5 лет назад +3

      Noooooooooo

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 5 лет назад +6

      @@stealthiestboy Honestly, I would love a poster like that. It'd be like all those Zootopia posters somebody at Disney did for last years Oscars. One for each Best Picture nominee.

    • @sophiebitzinger4445
      @sophiebitzinger4445 5 лет назад +4

      There are ads for it on bulletin boards all over my town.

  • @astropunch101
    @astropunch101 5 лет назад +437

    Anthony: I need to leave Smosh
    Ian: But why?
    Anthony: *shows movie*
    Ian: Alright get outta here

  • @carry3011
    @carry3011 5 лет назад +664

    Sonic rip-off: *exists*
    Sonic live-action: Finally, a worthy opponent!
    *Our battle will be legendary!*

    • @comfy88338
      @comfy88338 5 лет назад

      @Tai Lung
      Honestly, I Know When I New One Starts Within The First 3 Days Because of The Spread.
      This One? Not So Much.

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 5 лет назад

      With any hope they will destroy one another and the world will be at peace again.

  • @rowanclark8007
    @rowanclark8007 3 года назад +155

    It's really funny, this video made me realize how horrible my household was because your comment about Rose's dad. Realized "wait, my dad forced me to get two tracking apps and cameras all over the house... is that weird?" Thanks Saber even if it wasn't at all intentional on your part lol

    • @divine5328
      @divine5328 2 года назад +10

      That is fucking insane

  • @pielord1025
    @pielord1025 5 лет назад +2753

    Son: Mom can we have sonic?
    Mom: No we have sonic at home
    Sonic at home:

    • @bruceaskew2107
      @bruceaskew2107 5 лет назад +14

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Paramorem
      @Paramorem 5 лет назад +110

      Son: What about the other sonic?
      Mom we have that sonic too.
      Other Sonic: Uh... Meow?

    • @silvernoire8828
      @silvernoire8828 5 лет назад +1

      @islam aydoğmuş and your latching off on him? 😂😂😂

    • @cutetiger678
      @cutetiger678 5 лет назад +5

      Why are y’all arguing about how funny this guy’s comment is when the guy who commented doesn’t even care??

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 5 лет назад +5

      @This Guy I legit thought you were me for a sec

  • @eggnogg1112
    @eggnogg1112 5 лет назад +1381

    Saberspark movie quotes:
    NO.. NOOOOO!
    "we come from the mayor's"
    *Nut.*
    *HEY!* Stop.

  • @inspiringwhisper133
    @inspiringwhisper133 5 лет назад +686

    This movie was under the "everyone's watching" section on Netflix..
    Saber.. what have you done

  • @ADHadh
    @ADHadh 3 года назад +69

    Just to comment on the flaccid spikes thing: yea, hedgehogs do that. They lay their spines flat when relaxed and prickle up when stressed (you can pet a hedgehog like a cat if you earn its trust). So walking into the warren with spikes up could be seen like walking into Walmart with one hand on a gun holster.

  • @dragondecomposition296
    @dragondecomposition296 5 лет назад +577

    wow Paramount changed Sonic's design pretty fast. They seemed to have changed up the story a bit though

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 5 лет назад +14

      Kradiel King Yeah, it’s nothing like Sonic the Hedgehog at all anymore, especially the designs

    • @buuuub1104
      @buuuub1104 5 лет назад +30

      *Paramount has changed the sprite for sonic*
      Me: Now this, this puts a smile on my face.

    • @Bezaliel13
      @Bezaliel13 5 лет назад +2

      @@aaronlandry3934
      Unlike the live action one.

  • @TinyTurtles-mx5vf
    @TinyTurtles-mx5vf 4 года назад +1954

    “We found a cure for the virus”
    Corona: “YOU WHAT?!”

    • @kylefratini2833
      @kylefratini2833 4 года назад +62

      this is one of those comments you can just hear.

    • @SpeedDeDe
      @SpeedDeDe 4 года назад +5

      True there making a nedel

    • @KevinKurzsartdisplay
      @KevinKurzsartdisplay 4 года назад +3

      We wish it were that easy

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 4 года назад +2

      @@KevinKurzsartdisplay oh we'll find a cure for this virus, eventually we find one for all of them. That's human endeavor for you

    • @KevinKurzsartdisplay
      @KevinKurzsartdisplay 4 года назад +3

      Parker Green, well you seem confident about it.

  • @derelictshouse
    @derelictshouse 5 лет назад +2943

    Therapist: Hedgehog Dio isn't real, he can't hurt you.
    Hedgehog Dio:

    • @hermitpurple3224
      @hermitpurple3224 5 лет назад +148

      You thought it was dio but it was i Hedgehog

    • @yeetusinfinite7247
      @yeetusinfinite7247 5 лет назад +99

      ZA WARDOOO!!!! *Sonic stops time*

    • @clip3844
      @clip3844 5 лет назад +14

      what? WHERE?!
      edit: nvm found it.

    • @yeetusinfinite7247
      @yeetusinfinite7247 5 лет назад +32

      @@clip3844 KONO HEGHEHOG DA!!

    • @Itariatan
      @Itariatan 5 лет назад +5

      Bro, how do you have a connection in the middle of the dessert?

  • @wynnefox
    @wynnefox 2 года назад +91

    Its funny to think that 3 years later, not only do we have 2 great Sonic movies but even Ugly Sonic got to be a hero that people love.

    • @thetruthfultalktriplet7989
      @thetruthfultalktriplet7989 6 месяцев назад +1

      Saber still thinks there pretty meh and not that great still though

    • @Sonictheoofhog4
      @Sonictheoofhog4 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@thetruthfultalktriplet7989
      Agreed

    • @Shonin23
      @Shonin23 2 месяца назад

      @@thetruthfultalktriplet7989
      Me personally they’re some of my favourite movies. But even then you gotta admit they’re good by video game adaptation standards

  • @RaddDraws
    @RaddDraws 5 лет назад +309

    Can't wait to see the "this is better than the sonic the hedgehog movie trailer" comments

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 лет назад +5

      Honestly, it's on par

    • @iiredgm
      @iiredgm 5 лет назад +3

      They said they'll change the design, so we forgave them

    • @fidgettapir8260
      @fidgettapir8260 5 лет назад

      I don't think sonic will have dio

    • @Alignn
      @Alignn 5 лет назад

      But seriously, the Sonic movie looks awful.

    • @dragonmaster2453
      @dragonmaster2453 4 года назад +1

      Alignn ruclips.net/video/szby7ZHLnkA/видео.html will this change your mind?

  • @thumbegg9421
    @thumbegg9421 4 года назад +294

    His spikes look like those colored toothpicks instead of colored pencils.

  • @FlashieBoi
    @FlashieBoi 5 лет назад +923

    The love interest is pinke and is named rose
    AMY ROSE RING A BELL

    • @fluttershaman8218
      @fluttershaman8218 5 лет назад +3

      Funamunanagis 6:19 SuperSonic

    • @blackstar044
      @blackstar044 5 лет назад +14

      Grrrrr... CURSE YOU RIP OFFS!
      (Curse you Perry the Platypus reference XD)

    • @the-nina-beans88
      @the-nina-beans88 5 лет назад +4

      Dan backslide : I’LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!!!

    • @TheJadeFist
      @TheJadeFist 5 лет назад +7

      Ya but if they were ripping Sonic off right, they'd have him trying to avoid her, while she chases him.

    • @strictlydonotcare2421
      @strictlydonotcare2421 5 лет назад +1

      Omg I just realized XD

  • @zoesommers2927
    @zoesommers2927 3 года назад +110

    honestly this animation actually looks kind of good, and the voices sound kind of good. Then again, I've been binge watching your videos recently, so maybe it's only because it just happens to seem halfway competent when compared directly to stuff like What's Up and Trolland.

    • @dakat5131
      @dakat5131 3 года назад +7

      I think it's easy to have high expectations if the only point of reference is a studio with the resources and fame to push animation forward with each movie. I was thinking "This movie looks like it was from 2006-2009, generously" but then I remembered it wouldn't be a fair comparison.
      And yeah it's miles ahead of some of those other bad films haha.

  • @DrWh1teCat
    @DrWh1teCat 5 лет назад +142

    Hedgehogs can, in fact, make their spines flaccid. Or at least, they have control over whether or not the spines are stiffly sticking out or laying down.

  • @tracks6984
    @tracks6984 4 года назад +2779

    “The Chinese think the animals are spreading diseases”
    *wait a second*

    • @dreamarvgarcia4576
      @dreamarvgarcia4576 4 года назад +43

      Stonks

    • @tonerz89
      @tonerz89 4 года назад +37

      CRONA

    • @Worm-revolver
      @Worm-revolver 4 года назад +73

      To be fair, with how much China's destroyed its ecosystem, their water is poison now, it was really only a matter of time before this happened.

    • @eveatroxy3593
      @eveatroxy3593 4 года назад +18

      CORONA VIRUS!!!

    • @DudeBoi-ej5yh
      @DudeBoi-ej5yh 4 года назад +6

      Crona virus... Crona.

  • @doomguy19931
    @doomguy19931 5 лет назад +369

    You thought the best actor in the movie was Jon Heder
    BUT IT WAS ME, DIO

    • @someonetgg
      @someonetgg 5 лет назад +5

      Please don't get mad at me Doom guy, but you don't talk, so how could you be the best actor?

    • @Chris-v3
      @Chris-v3 5 лет назад +5

      Y-you b-bastard, I thought I killed you...

    • @robertlee3081
      @robertlee3081 5 лет назад +3

      Kono Dio da!

    • @wrdgaf
      @wrdgaf 5 лет назад

      @@someonetgg because he didn't talk everyone was weird asf

    • @someonetgg
      @someonetgg 5 лет назад

      @@wrdgaf That makes sense.

  • @chogakan
    @chogakan 2 года назад +13

    "So it looks like he's tossing around her lifeless corpse"
    -Saberspark, May 3rd 2019.
    I died at that part.

  • @dantethespoon1087
    @dantethespoon1087 5 лет назад +444

    I'm surprised the badger wasn't the love interest with how much they bump into each other

    • @InOtterSpace
      @InOtterSpace 5 лет назад +46

      That would have made this movie a lot more interesting honestly.

    • @Kitsuvet
      @Kitsuvet 5 лет назад +5

      😂

    • @crystallacy3581
      @crystallacy3581 5 лет назад +17

      plot twist

    • @YaBoyJa0234
      @YaBoyJa0234 5 лет назад +27

      *Bro, I loved that hentai scene*

    • @oraclescrolls
      @oraclescrolls 5 лет назад +12

      Ummm simple
      It’s China.

  • @tudirkulosis
    @tudirkulosis 4 года назад +1388

    I feel like the creators of this movie don't know the difference between hedgehogs and porcupines.

  • @theamateurhistorian3053
    @theamateurhistorian3053 4 года назад +767

    If napoleon had said "HEY! STOP!" at Waterloo, he would've won

    • @georgewhitworth9742
      @georgewhitworth9742 4 года назад +10

      Slime Turtle If HMS Hood said "HEY! STOP" to the Bismark, the Hood would still be here

    • @theamateurhistorian3053
      @theamateurhistorian3053 4 года назад +3

      @@georgewhitworth9742 Lol

    • @Reaping_Matster
      @Reaping_Matster 4 года назад +31

      If the workers at Chernobyl has said "HEY! STOP!" at the nuclear power plant, we wouldn't have had a nuclear disaster

    • @user-ry3qc3cc9r
      @user-ry3qc3cc9r 4 года назад

      OOOOOOOOOF

    • @yajiedong8423
      @yajiedong8423 3 года назад +1

      This should be a new trend

  • @weebotaku5593
    @weebotaku5593 3 года назад +14

    Saber: Why does Bobby spikes look like sharpen colour pencils
    Me: *Counts the colours* 7... RIP OFF OF THE 7 CHAOS EMERALDS!

  • @rvmaika5815
    @rvmaika5815 4 года назад +1677

    Movie: “Am I a stupid hedgehog?”
    Saber: “I’m gonna save that one for when I talk about the Sonic movie.”
    The Sonic Movie: “I’m gonna pull a sneaky on ya.”

    • @larrylaffer3246
      @larrylaffer3246 4 года назад +97

      It did just that. That's how Sonic seems to work lately he's better off in the hands of anyone other than SEGA themselves. Thank God they're ok with fan games unlike the Big N.

    • @Worm-revolver
      @Worm-revolver 4 года назад +40

      @@larrylaffer3246 remember Sonic Boom? Then again, Sega did screw that game up by forcing the devs to change the game engine most of the way through development and then cut the dev time shorter.

    • @larrylaffer3246
      @larrylaffer3246 4 года назад +30

      @@Worm-revolver Yeah so it wasn't entirely their fault. Plus the show made up for the game anyways.

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 3 года назад +6

      @@larrylaffer3246 Nintendo? Who shat in their Wheaties?

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 3 года назад +5

      @@larrylaffer3246 Looks like Sega ate a big bowl of stupid then. Though it might have also been the fanbase's fault for being spoiled brats.

  • @itsnotevenfunny
    @itsnotevenfunny 4 года назад +300

    14:37
    If I had a dime for every time a villain started their dramatic backstory with this line in a poorly-made kid's movie I'd be rich.

  • @PorticoDemos
    @PorticoDemos 5 лет назад +684

    Plot twist:
    Saber falls in love and marries a woman, only to find out her name is Laila

    • @madds6249
      @madds6249 5 лет назад +72

      He marries this woman before even knowing her name??

    • @comfy88338
      @comfy88338 5 лет назад +64

      @@madds6249
      All Marriages Are Like That. Wdym?

    • @madds6249
      @madds6249 5 лет назад +29

      @@comfy88338 o fuc you right my bad my bad

    • @emini6
      @emini6 5 лет назад +21

      Drippy Danny Since Saber is into goth girls and the meaning of the name Layla; The girl birthed within midnight, becoming the woman of the night.

    • @nuevageneracionba
      @nuevageneracionba 5 лет назад +12

      @This Guy Goth furry girls

  • @danthebambam8717
    @danthebambam8717 3 года назад +28

    movie: the animals had no connection to the virus
    me watching this in 2021: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

  • @emmal9768
    @emmal9768 5 лет назад +596

    "Hey... stop!"
    Is this the next Saberspark meme? I hope so.
    Edit: Oh my god, these replies. Give me more of them please.

    • @Nikk-Astyr
      @Nikk-Astyr 5 лет назад +94

      No...
      NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

    • @warlock1186
      @warlock1186 5 лет назад +8

      There is a dio here even though I know nothing of jojo

    • @luckyday915
      @luckyday915 5 лет назад +22

      G r o s s

    • @wrenbeck3370
      @wrenbeck3370 5 лет назад +31

      "No! NO!"
      "Yes..."
      "Gross!"
      "Hey... stop!"

    • @Mbewe_SM
      @Mbewe_SM 5 лет назад +6

      Noot noot

  • @Visceralx1
    @Visceralx1 5 лет назад +283

    17:16 imagine seeing a guy with iron man suit getting screwed by a unicorn hedgehog thing

    • @yuungi9391
      @yuungi9391 5 лет назад +14

      Coconut Jam marvel should take notes, engame could NEVER🗿

    • @TheJadeFist
      @TheJadeFist 5 лет назад +2

      This must have been in the fallout of some sort of nuclear disaster.

    • @Mate397
      @Mate397 5 лет назад +1

      Looked more like Crimson Dynamo, a villain of Ironman.

  • @Lhurgyof
    @Lhurgyof 5 лет назад +509

    Hedgehogs can lie their spines flat if they're calm. Makes it easier to pet them!

    • @notedcorpse
      @notedcorpse 5 лет назад +30

      *i remember i found a dead hedgehog in the woods it was sad*

    • @TheJoeWhoSoldTheWorld
      @TheJoeWhoSoldTheWorld 5 лет назад +14

      we need to know this this is important information

    • @TheJoeWhoSoldTheWorld
      @TheJoeWhoSoldTheWorld 5 лет назад +11

      @@notedcorpse we didnt need to know this... :c

    • @LORDNARCIS
      @LORDNARCIS 5 лет назад +2

      im so glad u commented this i love u

    • @porschedude7687
      @porschedude7687 5 лет назад +5

      *The more you know.*

  • @CalzoneStudiozOfficial
    @CalzoneStudiozOfficial 3 года назад +14

    The virgin Hedgehogs:
    1. Does spin dashes
    2. Fights robots
    3. Has blue spikes
    4. Is truly a ripoff
    The chad Bubsy:
    1. doesn't spin dash
    2. Fights aliens called "woolies"
    3. Takes fall damage because he's the embodiment of cat puns
    4. Is not really a ripoff
    *see the difference?*

  • @breezywolf14
    @breezywolf14 4 года назад +427

    i like hurbert
    "Im going back to get her."
    "UhH, tHaTs KiDnApPiNg!"

    • @agvulpine
      @agvulpine 4 года назад +12

      CaN'T sLEeP With uM if YOu dOn'T nap UM..

  • @ignorethischannelitdoesntexist
    @ignorethischannelitdoesntexist 5 лет назад +907

    Saberspark: I got plans for this "Sonic" movie
    The New Sonic: Allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @adekapaprika
      @adekapaprika 4 года назад +68

      Sonic movie: we were bad but now we are good

    • @QJ89
      @QJ89 4 года назад +11

      It's too late now!

    • @Spongyboi897
      @Spongyboi897 2 года назад +7

      @@QJ89 Sonic Movie 2: *Laughs* And you said that I was late?!

    • @zyanjosepj3153
      @zyanjosepj3153 2 года назад +2

      Bro this was 2 years ago

    • @2kyo
      @2kyo 2 года назад +1

      @@zyanjosepj3153 but it's true

  • @R_Seeburg
    @R_Seeburg 5 лет назад +264

    Animators: teeth teeth teeth....
    Director and producers: Teeth Teeth Teeth Teeth!
    Everyone else in the credits: TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH!!!

    • @agvulpine
      @agvulpine 4 года назад +1

      Rodentia dentata

    • @BindlessDoll
      @BindlessDoll 4 года назад

      Future: VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS??!!

  • @r4mcis
    @r4mcis 2 года назад +7

    14:56 I use to watch some series called Pingu which was a about a penguin and him and his problems with other animals (I dont really know) and my favorite part about the series was when one of them goes 'noot noot' very funny.

  • @duncanfoutz6857
    @duncanfoutz6857 5 лет назад +427

    You thought that one hedgehog would be voiced by an undertalented actor...
    BUT IT WAS ME DIO!!!

  • @Admantist
    @Admantist 5 лет назад +147

    Rather than Ironman, it seemed to me that the bad guy was similar to Baymax in his armor, along with the science kid resembling Hiro.
    Still doesn't help the overall rip-off route of the movie.

  • @Number1Tailsfan
    @Number1Tailsfan 5 лет назад +716

    ✔️ blue hedgehog
    ✔️ has attitude
    ✔️ runs fast
    Now that's a sonic knockoff! Checkmate, Connerthewaffle!

    • @ketchupwater06
      @ketchupwater06 5 лет назад +8

      Valskibum*

    • @rushjjmb
      @rushjjmb 5 лет назад +1

      Attitude....

    • @Number1Tailsfan
      @Number1Tailsfan 5 лет назад +3

      @@rushjjmb got that covered

    • @nonstopspark2342
      @nonstopspark2342 5 лет назад +3

      Nathaniel bandy

    • @lunahetfield
      @lunahetfield 5 лет назад +1

      Tanooki racoony studios I literally thought that the blue hedgehog was sonic, and not bobby the knockoffhog

  • @TheIowanEevee
    @TheIowanEevee 3 года назад +11

    I remember seeing this movie with classmates and when some of us saw the spin dash, we knew that it meant one thing, "Sonic"

  • @theanimator4098
    @theanimator4098 4 года назад +216

    Wait a minute,
    The main character is a blue hedgehog who can spin dash and is usually arrogant and fast thinking
    The side character is a smart tech guy who wants to stop the bad guy
    The bad guy is a evil rich millionaire who uses machines to fly and hates animals for profit
    The love interest is a pink hedgehog named rose
    Where have I seen that before?

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 5 лет назад +230

    What's with all of these hedgehog shows. They all copied Squirrel & Hedgehog from us

  • @heccinghecc9322
    @heccinghecc9322 5 лет назад +432

    Sonic+Over the hedge = This abomination

  • @GB-sr9kv
    @GB-sr9kv 2 года назад +12

    the part where bobby goes super Saiyan nearly killed me... especially that drill

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 5 лет назад +275

    *Jim Carrey:* pingas
    *Me:* Well, I guess my life is finally complete. Time to die in peace...

    • @maxtheleopard
      @maxtheleopard 5 лет назад +3

      Lol

    • @redboxgamingyt3452
      @redboxgamingyt3452 5 лет назад +7

      Snoo *Pingus* as usual I see.

    • @SmokeTheHorsehog
      @SmokeTheHorsehog 5 лет назад +1

      Even for a film as terrible as the Sonic film is probably gonna be, that would bring my childhood to teenhood full circle

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 лет назад +1

      I hope he actually does that line.

    • @redneck826
      @redneck826 5 лет назад +3

      Jim will single handedly save the Sonic movie

  • @Alex-K94
    @Alex-K94 5 лет назад +144

    Ripoffs are usually much worse than the original.
    USUALLY!
    I'm looking at you Paramount!

    • @zapplio6938
      @zapplio6938 5 лет назад +1

      Alex K don’t worry they are changing the design of sonic so there is some hope

    • @awesomedude5558
      @awesomedude5558 5 лет назад +1

      @@zapplio6938 yeah. some. Some. SOME.

    • @derpyzygarde
      @derpyzygarde 5 лет назад

      So wait does that mean the movie is a ripoff of this one?

  • @MKSpeakz
    @MKSpeakz 5 лет назад +585

    I read that as “Satanic Ripoff”
    Close enough 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @coyotix
    @coyotix Год назад +5

    This movie managed to rip off Sonic AND Amy Rose, predict a pandemic, and have a terrible main character become less terrible. How the hell did this happen

  • @enchantedgoldenapple221
    @enchantedgoldenapple221 5 лет назад +195

    CHINA!
    they don't just make bootleg video games

  • @walt6518
    @walt6518 5 лет назад +740

    10/10 because Dio's voice actor is in the movie

    • @melonscumpthin8643
      @melonscumpthin8643 5 лет назад +42

      4/4

    • @walt6518
      @walt6518 5 лет назад +36

      @@melonscumpthin8643 thats a yikes for me

    • @anaverageslav3478
      @anaverageslav3478 5 лет назад +25

      AAAHHHH A MEN OF CULTURE EVEN HERE I SEE

    • @clip3844
      @clip3844 5 лет назад +8

      @@walt6518 i was gonna like the second comment but there are four likes.

    • @Itariatan
      @Itariatan 5 лет назад +1

      What? When? Is there a dub, or is it just an english VA?

  • @SonicHaXD
    @SonicHaXD 5 лет назад +134

    I don't know WTF is wrong with my brain...but I like the badger's design??? XD

    • @lex-iv9xm
      @lex-iv9xm 5 лет назад +19

      SonicHaXD Same lol, it actually doesn't look bad. Probably cause it is more natural than the others

    • @alexrobinson5058
      @alexrobinson5058 5 лет назад +3

      Well, I mean, that’s just your opinion. Nothing wrong with that

    • @joaomarcosmansur8490
      @joaomarcosmansur8490 5 лет назад +5

      In a visual stand point the badger has an overall better design structure than most of the other characters,probably had some heavy outside influence.

  • @Fazbear_Frightsfan101
    @Fazbear_Frightsfan101 Год назад +5

    For those who didn’t watch the Let’s Watch Hedgehogs video. I recommend it.
    It was really fun to watch!
    But seriously I feel really bad for Saber and his friends for watching these movies.
    Also love your videos Saber! Keep up the good work!👍

  • @PapaNihil-w3x
    @PapaNihil-w3x 4 года назад +2328

    "China thinks the animals are spreading a disease"
    Corona: No u

    • @lccomics1499
      @lccomics1499 4 года назад +57

      They shouldn't of eaten those bats

    • @astrowolvez
      @astrowolvez 4 года назад +20

      @@lccomics1499 that's a myth.

    • @lccomics1499
      @lccomics1499 4 года назад +5

      @@astrowolvez is it?

    • @jelaniawes9799
      @jelaniawes9799 4 года назад +22

      @@astrowolvez its really not lol

    • @sumsarsiranen
      @sumsarsiranen 4 года назад +13

      @@jelaniawes9799 We can't confirm that wuhan's animals were actually the source

  • @PewPawPows
    @PewPawPows 5 лет назад +227

    This "Hey! Stop!' thingy needs to be a meme.

    • @puffdaddy1351
      @puffdaddy1351 5 лет назад +2

      It is

    • @AmaryInkawult
      @AmaryInkawult 5 лет назад +6

      It needs to be a T-shirt everyone wears at the Sonic premier

    • @PokeDude011
      @PokeDude011 5 лет назад +7

      HEY! STOP! -YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE! YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT!-

    • @nogidoki3325
      @nogidoki3325 5 лет назад +1

      its a saberspark meme now lol

  • @Bradon_Ray
    @Bradon_Ray 5 лет назад +300

    "We think the hero is dead but actually is actually fine, y'know that old hero trope"
    *WHY IRON MAN THEN*

    • @melonscumpthin8643
      @melonscumpthin8643 5 лет назад +12

      Proof that Tony
      Is at least bony

    • @robertstephen8372
      @robertstephen8372 5 лет назад +10

      @@melonscumpthin8643 not made out of macaRoni.

    • @SirMonty_
      @SirMonty_ 5 лет назад +9

      @@robertstephen8372 now let me Smoove it out like a damn Zamboni

    • @storr7535
      @storr7535 5 лет назад +3

      He didn't feel so good

    • @Ferkle871
      @Ferkle871 5 лет назад

      I hated iron man. I can care tf less

  • @pogggaming4470
    @pogggaming4470 Год назад +5

    15:47
    To make it funnier, he proceeds to take a selfie at his suffering
    I just imagine the description just being “I am getting destroyed by the animals, ain’t that wacky?”

  • @alyssacandle5106
    @alyssacandle5106 5 лет назад +335

    you were expecting sonic? but it was I, Dio the hedgehog!

  • @YaBoyJa0234
    @YaBoyJa0234 5 лет назад +220

    Paramount and Sega: Oh boy, do we have a surprise for you...

  • @randomnessproductions4212
    @randomnessproductions4212 3 года назад +13

    You see what's funny is that the hedgehogs here actually more closely resemble real life hedgehogs than Sonic characters do.

  • @bnewtz7492
    @bnewtz7492 5 лет назад +87

    The female love interest is a pink hedgehog named Rose …
    Sonic’s supposed ‘love interest’ is a pink hedgehog named Amy Rose.
    Hmm …

    • @spicybeantofu
      @spicybeantofu 5 лет назад +4

      Well she loves him anyways lol

    • @Tayyy09
      @Tayyy09 5 лет назад +1

      It's actually the other way around, Amy loves sonic.....a bit TOO much....hence why sonic usually shows disinterest

  • @khamulthewack4732
    @khamulthewack4732 4 года назад +344

    "Bobby is having a hard time becoming a bird..."
    As one does when they're... you know, *not* a bird.

    • @zero-ew8bf
      @zero-ew8bf 4 года назад +1

      @Sonic The hedgehog fan i always wondered whether tails the fox was a bird. Now i know, thx.

    • @VidelxSpopovich
      @VidelxSpopovich 2 года назад +4

      Transphobe

    • @RoninCatholic
      @RoninCatholic 2 года назад +3

      @@VidelxSpopovich I can't tell if you're saying that ironically or not, but either interpretation just makes it funny in a different way.

  • @tiablue9106
    @tiablue9106 4 года назад +213

    “Bobby, being the asshole that he is, puts the entire clan on blast for not using their spines. They then banish his ass from the village” that part always cracks me up

  • @haf1utter
    @haf1utter 2 года назад +7

    I think this movie predicted Covid-19.

  • @ryancarless7921
    @ryancarless7921 5 лет назад +354

    Sonic can never get a break! I saw this on Netflix and thought Sonic

    • @metawarp7446
      @metawarp7446 5 лет назад +3

      You _saw_ or *_saw_* it?

    • @peenixtrite
      @peenixtrite 5 лет назад

      he saw it

    • @febefox5930
      @febefox5930 5 лет назад +1

      Ryan Carless
      This is on Netflix... now I have to watch it... why have you done this to me?

    • @swiftfeather147
      @swiftfeather147 5 лет назад

      I'm so glad that they decided to go back to the drawing board with sonics design

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 5 лет назад +1

      Can it be unseen?

  • @YaBoyJa0234
    @YaBoyJa0234 5 лет назад +304

    9:34 "Baymax, what happened to you!?"

  • @bye7522
    @bye7522 4 года назад +125

    Honestly, I’m kind of sick of *every. Single. Movie.* doing the “main character who stands out” thing. I think, for an adventure movie, you should have a remarkably _normal_ main character at the beginning, then they get caught up in some adventure, and when it’s all over, they’re a different person, no longer fitting in, which could be a good start-off for a sequel. Just my opinion.

  • @BoopidKadoopid
    @BoopidKadoopid 3 года назад +5

    Sonic: Gotta Go Fast!
    This Walmart Off Brand Thing: GootA GO FASST YA

  • @TheLodjur
    @TheLodjur 5 лет назад +107

    Design meeting.
    "What does this hedgehog need?"
    "A healthy set of human teeth!"
    😩😩😩😩

    • @metaknight5199
      @metaknight5199 5 лет назад +3

      Other design meeting:
      Person 1: We need an idea!
      Person 2: I got one!
      Person 3: What is it?
      Person 2: Let's make a movie about a hedgehog that can run very fast.
      Person 3: Isn't that idea tak-
      Person 2: But make it different so we won't get taken down by copyright.
      Person 1: Alright, let's to it.
      *Person 3 facepalms*

  • @PH0B0PH1L1A
    @PH0B0PH1L1A 5 лет назад +285

    not sonic: i was born to fly, hubert!
    yt: shows a "red bull gives you wings" advertisement
    me: quiet applause

  • @TeamMuggi
    @TeamMuggi 4 года назад +215

    "We then discover this plot point; That the citizens of China think that the animals are causing a disease."
    This is a bit harsher in hindsight.

    • @supercloudreed
      @supercloudreed 4 года назад +5

      you think that, but to me i find it funny on how there a disease hitting the town/world. do any one not seeing that this movie mite be a fore-site of what is happening at the time?

  • @IHeckSpeed
    @IHeckSpeed Год назад +5

    Me: Can i we watch this sonic movie
    Mom: we already have sonic movie
    Sonic movie at home:

  • @casualverse
    @casualverse 5 лет назад +332

    *Shadow The Badger is my favorite Anti Hero*
    I can't wait for him to scream out, -MARIAH!- *AGNUS!*

    • @cosmicmuse2195
      @cosmicmuse2195 5 лет назад +10

      Sounds like the usual OC you'd expect

    • @Bobrtie
      @Bobrtie 5 лет назад

      @@cosmicmuse2195 3:40

    • @markwuahlbuargg4780
      @markwuahlbuargg4780 5 лет назад

      You can't spell Agnus without Anus!

    • @lionturbulence
      @lionturbulence 5 лет назад

      EEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @pinkapop
      @pinkapop 5 лет назад

      @@markwuahlbuargg4780 Gnus

  • @EannaWithAFada
    @EannaWithAFada 5 лет назад +167

    Anything: **exists**
    Chinese companies: better write that down for later

  • @Gallade-xx3dd
    @Gallade-xx3dd 4 года назад +2612

    "China thinks that the animals are spreading a disease*
    *FORESHADOWING*

    • @vogonp4287
      @vogonp4287 4 года назад +83

      Proof that we are in a simulation: Obvious foreshadowing.

    • @barthyatt5170
      @barthyatt5170 4 года назад +24

      Silent Screams THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

    • @JaimeCruz80
      @JaimeCruz80 4 года назад +26

      Hmmmm coincidence
      *I think not*

    • @billcypher1278
      @billcypher1278 4 года назад +8

      FORSHADOWING

    • @afficiallykawaii6215
      @afficiallykawaii6215 4 года назад +14

      Somehow I knew as soon as I scrolled down I’d see a comment like this xD

  • @mixymaxox
    @mixymaxox 2 года назад +2

    As just a sonic the hedgehog fan in general (not just the movies) I feel offended by this horrid creation of a movie called “hedgehogs” no they do not deserve to be hedgehogs, I feel bad for the cast.

  • @itsliam2113
    @itsliam2113 5 лет назад +293

    So English dub DIO is in the movie? instant 10/10 for me.

    • @blackstar044
      @blackstar044 5 лет назад +22

      Sonics Bizarre Adventure

    • @blackstar044
      @blackstar044 5 лет назад +10

      Or.... Bobbys Bizarre Adventure...? IDK!

    • @chaoticklutz3633
      @chaoticklutz3633 5 лет назад +6

      Odd enough how the flattened spikes were designed to almost look like Dio's hair :P

    • @UnknownPerson-wc7wf
      @UnknownPerson-wc7wf 5 лет назад

      Gir Ed and Pearl Est/RabbidsFTWDinosaurkingFTL fan Well, Bobby is basically Yoshikage Kira because he reset and change identity

    • @huytungnguyen119
      @huytungnguyen119 5 лет назад

      Patrick Seitz's voice is awesome. Best DIO and Scorpion.

  • @youarentyouwhenurhungry2379
    @youarentyouwhenurhungry2379 4 года назад +289

    Hedgehogs: time to rip off a popular game character show!
    Sega: THATS NO GOOD!

    • @lorifischer6885
      @lorifischer6885 3 года назад +9

      its funny because sega ripped off some stuff too

    • @lorifischer6885
      @lorifischer6885 2 года назад +2

      @@bountyhunter64 and the death egg lol. that might have just been a gag reference, but they definitely ripped of DBZ

    • @seashellguy9416
      @seashellguy9416 2 года назад +2

      @@lorifischer6885 super sonic is an ripoff from dbz :troll:

    • @lorifischer6885
      @lorifischer6885 2 года назад

      @@seashellguy9416 that's what I just said. Are you trying to use discord Stickers on RUclips? average discord mod

    • @seashellguy9416
      @seashellguy9416 2 года назад

      @@lorifischer6885 wow so you think i am fat? thats kinda cringe my bro

  • @pikansanok
    @pikansanok 4 года назад +830

    "Behold! The only good actor in the movie!"
    ....The voice of Dio Brando.

    • @brandonporter8509
      @brandonporter8509 3 года назад +79

      “You were expecting nothing but trash in this movie?
      Kono Dio da!”

    • @NewSoupWiiHii
      @NewSoupWiiHii 3 года назад +50

      You thought it was trash movie, but it was I, *DIO*

    • @NeonDustShadow
      @NeonDustShadow 3 года назад +5

      another character Sonic series. 😂

    • @200amstuff6
      @200amstuff6 3 года назад +4

      Yes a FNF fan

    • @SvengelskaBlondie
      @SvengelskaBlondie 3 года назад +16

      Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda

  • @pixelfighter2465
    @pixelfighter2465 3 года назад +3

    8:37 this movie knows the future

  • @burntbread2814
    @burntbread2814 5 лет назад +164

    Oh, your approaching me! Intead of lowering your spikes, your raising them more!
    I can’t rip off sonic without getting my spikes more high!
    Oh ho ho! Then raise them as much as you like!

  • @doom_7558
    @doom_7558 5 лет назад +303

    11:48 YOU THOUGHT I WAS A HEDGEHOG BUT IT WAS ME...DIO!

  • @qwirky1709
    @qwirky1709 5 лет назад +88

    I feel 80% sure that Anthony did the condescending voice acting on purpose 😂😂

    • @JackedThor-so
      @JackedThor-so 5 лет назад +8

      I know right? Didn't even sound like him half the time it was so weird!

  • @SlowbroSlowdude
    @SlowbroSlowdude 2 года назад +1

    12:30 dumb hedgehog
    12:45 Bobby tosses around rose
    15:35 random dude got destroyed
    7:22 hey stop!
    2:25 CGI

  • @tundratheoreo5212
    @tundratheoreo5212 5 лет назад +457

    6:20
    So if you’ve ever read Warriors there’s this commonly used phrase the cats use to replace “When pigs fly” and it’s “When hedgehogs fly.”...
    Welp,

    • @derjude5758
      @derjude5758 5 лет назад +3

      Reading it now

    • @tundratheoreo5212
      @tundratheoreo5212 5 лет назад +9

      TheDancingMoonFoxy I haven’t been active in the fandom for a while so I don’t understand this joke rip

    • @theless-than-goodhunter7019
      @theless-than-goodhunter7019 5 лет назад +9

      Whoa.
      That’s a blast from the past...

    • @cwazykitten7806
      @cwazykitten7806 5 лет назад +9

      I've read it, it's still my favourite book today

    • @CANNIBENLISM
      @CANNIBENLISM 5 лет назад +10

      SOMEONE CALL STARCLAN-

  • @flipposlippo1510
    @flipposlippo1510 5 лет назад +133

    9:34 when did Hiro Hamada and Baymax enter this movie?

  • @jellyjackcheese
    @jellyjackcheese 4 года назад +231

    Everyone: (says Sonic movie will be garbage)
    Me who has already watched it: *That's where you're wrong, buddy*

    • @unknownwill4th549
      @unknownwill4th549 4 года назад +10

      The sonic movie is super cliche and the resolution the movie is a 60 percent for rottent tomatoes which is a good sign for the movie

    • @ooboomooretiredchannel435
      @ooboomooretiredchannel435 3 года назад +1

      Let's forget what happened to the sonic movie of 2019

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 2 года назад +1

      @@unknownwill4th549 ya sonic movie was ok... Jim carry kind of saved it...

  • @parker-boy98
    @parker-boy98 3 года назад +4

    "This abomination" *shows the Sonic movie* That one didn't age quite so well.

  • @Kimosabes2hot
    @Kimosabes2hot 5 лет назад +184

    Alright. Is "Hey! Stop!" Going to be added to the list of voice clips on the SaberSpark series?

  • @AltarBoyVince97950
    @AltarBoyVince97950 5 лет назад +646

    I can't believe that Dio's Dub voice actor signed up for this

    • @j.j.hector735
      @j.j.hector735 4 года назад +66

      Dalton Stewart If you do research, Dio’s English VA, Patrick Seitz did some interesting roles like Dad’s Joy from Inside Out

    • @PTSDZ
      @PTSDZ 4 года назад +72

      you thought i was a hedgehog, Buts its me! Dio!

    • @BurningAzure
      @BurningAzure 4 года назад +16

      Also this easily tops certain WatchMojo videos for the worst thing Todd Habberkorn lent his voice to.

    • @murtymcfly
      @murtymcfly 4 года назад +9

      So, your appraching me?

    • @kris_0520
      @kris_0520 4 года назад +8

      but it was i...
      *BAD MISTAKES!*

  • @DragnSly
    @DragnSly 3 года назад +1135

    What's funny is that the Sonic movie was actually really damn good

    • @zherean42069
      @zherean42069 3 года назад +33

      yes

    • @florpleborp2275
      @florpleborp2275 2 года назад +75

      I thought the same thing. Companies can do wonders when they listen to the critiques of their fans. I imagine the movie wouldn’t have done so well if they hadn’t changed his design, but the story was pretty good and I openly laughed quite a bit.

    • @lunaria973
      @lunaria973 2 года назад +10

      It really depends on who you ask. Although I have a feeling that many of the people who don’t like it are more toxic fans.

    • @insertunoroginalnamehere6189
      @insertunoroginalnamehere6189 2 года назад

      IT WAS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT SIAJOAKXJOWOWJDMSO

    • @quranicbard7881
      @quranicbard7881 2 года назад +1

      no it wasnt

  • @SlowbroSlowdude
    @SlowbroSlowdude 2 года назад +1

    11:53 Dio transformed into a hedgehog
    14:55 noot noot
    17:06 ironman got destroyed
    14:23 Bobby beats up the badger
    2:36 ssllooww mmoottiioonn