What the HELL is The Misty Green Sky? (WORST Movie on Amazon Prime)
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- Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025
- WARNING: this is the WORST animated movie on Amazon Prime. Once you watch it, there's no coming back...
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Run while you still can
Imagine being first lol
Oof
already ran before I clicked
Ok
Saberspark I’m just here for the video
Amazing how the male scientist has a shirt and pants, but the female scientist is basically wearing hot pants and a crop top. I know when I'm in the lab I totally want to directly expose my legs and most of my abdomen to any random chemical or biohazard I'm working with. I rolled my eyes so hard I think I snapped my optical nerve.
While also looking uncomfortably... loli like...
*shudder*
I hope your optical nerve gets fixed buddy
Battlion 50 & D Zuke
_take your kids to work day_
What lab do you happen to work at? *(asking for a friend)*
@D Zuke *morale
This feels like a porn movie thats trying really hard to convince you that its not a porn movie
I get that too, I think I've seen similar models on deviant art and a number of adult sites.
Same here
@Wiz Umemaro :3
3D daz model, i see a lot from f95zone.to
@Wiz you ain't lied yet
Not even kidding, there is someone's Let's Play of Sonic and the Secret Rings on prime video.
;-;
There's minecraft lets plays on prime too. Though thankfully they are free and not paid.
Do Amazon even have a quality control check?
When Netflix is better at choosing what it's going to allow on... you've failed as a company
I'd watch that ngl
Has anyone else noticed that Gwen's ribcage is moving along with her chest. Apparently, the virus modified human anatomy itself.
It creeped me out, man
I didn't at first, but now that you've mentioned it I can't unsee it
In defense of the reason why the chest of all the female characters moving the way they do, I am pretty sure he animated ALL the characters that way. The dude at 16:05 is also breathing that way. Still doesn't fix any of the other disgusting things this "animation" does, but I just wanted to point this out. I had rewatched the video and noticed.
makes sense by checking the models
Well, things like that do move slightly when people breathe, but not that much.
The ads for this movie be like: “I *CAME* in 10 seconds! Click here!”
Epicly commits tax fraud
@Selina SenthilKumar haha. nice.
I *CAME* in -1 seconds! Oh no!
This movie will make you *change clothes* TWICE in FIVE MINUTES
*CLICK HERE*
"your cousin's sister's dogs human girlfriends mailman will make you beg for it! CLICk HERE!"
I love how the comments for this video are either “This looks like a porn movie gone bad” or “So Onision is finally making movies with his OnlyFans, huh?”
I'm so mad that Onion's weird butthole looking character looks better.
I've seen porn movies that look like this and still are beater
For me, it looks like a failed SFM (GMOD) Video or one of Densel Torringtons videos
@@brodiero-solar302 shit on Source loooks better than this.
@@masterzoroark6664 *goldsrc
How can it be fanservice if there are no fans
i'm-
Fanservice's meaning has been twisted over the years. Initially that phrase meant a scene that pays back its fans with a deep cut reference, aka what you are implying it means. But nowadays fan service basically just means any scene that feels like it's filled with sexual exploitative content for no reason. Fanservice is titillating the viewer. With well, tits
@@auralunaprettycure bro stfu it was a joke. We didnt need a whole ass paragraph
@@kodyrowe-manns6360 I liked the whole-ass paragraph.
After all these years, Finally, I was the 666th like.
I know no one cares
The technology that we have at our disposal is amazing in that anyone now has the ability to make a movie. The problem is that ANYONE has the ability to make a movie.
Honest to god...I once voice-acted in a RUclips zombie series that was literally filmed with The Sims 2, and it looks better than this movie.
What was it called?
Link?
May we get a link pls?
Please upload that! I even subscribed to you in case you ever manage to dig it up! 😂
@@ColdFuse96 simp
just kidding
The idea of making money of poorly animated porn shit while better animators showcase their work for free on RUclips seems so scummy to me
The maker of this movie won’t achieve to be the ultimate life form >:(
Even sfm porn is better than this
It's kinda something a *boomer* might do...
Just like furries do
Agreed
Nobody:
Gwen's face throughout the entirety of this "movie":
👁️💋👁️
It made me think of how you could always see Hannah Montana's front teeth no matter her expression
It's like an animated debbie ryan
@@MarkBonneaux LMAO
Dammit you beat me to the joke!
👁 👁
👄
I like to think that Jack would take 20 minute breaks when making the "film". When he got back to his chair, he noticed that the frame he left on had Gwen with a face that wasnt an overly sexual fantasy uwu face, so he changed it. every. 20. Mintues. Which explains why her faces contort into puppy eye faces at random
ok but who told jack that girls had traffic cones on their chests instead of boobs??
Lol
Old school Laura Croft. (Lara Croft?)
lara croft yeah
You know he's never seen it for himself bro don't be rude
His fetish told him that.
Saber: "This full-length movie was by one guy and I feel bad for criticizing it"
Me: (sympathy)
Saber: "So it's made in Poser and it's porn"
Me: (sympathyn't)
_christian’t_
lol
Are we gonna ignore the fact youtube made him censor stock footage at 0:53
i was thinkin the same thing wtf
Avoiding Sued
@@volactic5240 But... sued for what? It's stock footage, available to EVERYONE.
The guy's so hot it counts as flag-worthy
The best character in this “movie” is the random cyberman.
Nuh-uh. Gorilla is best girl.
@@wafflefalafel9442 Yup, Cyberman wouldn't be able to permorm without Gorilla.
@@wafflefalafel9442 Its actually a boy. His name is Joe, from the 1949 film Mighty Joe Young. It's the scene where the gorilla is first introduced on the stage in front of an audience. I have no idea what it's doing in this movie though.
No copyright infringement?
Not true. The best characters are Gwen's nipples.
"Of course I'm a real human. Let me elaborate with my human lungs. I can inhale so expertly. No robot in a skin suit could do that."
Hello fellow human, i too enjoy breathe, i also enjoy eat solid food and drink liquid water.
y e s
i'm the 69th like
Ahh I see I have stumbled across fellow hoomans, do you hoomans also enjoy skat boarding
Ah yes U do too breath the breathable chemicals calls H2O
I am human
I am breathing
I also have the capability to largen my nipples!
I literally cackled at the naked girl t-posing into the screen, how is it even real and even non-ironic!
It's quali-T art
@LykanSpeed 3:03
@@natewilson111 underrated comment.
@@bossbabyfuyuhiko6657 it was actually from 2:57-3:01.
This... this is the actual fucking plot of a star trek episode. Literally the fucking plot.
Oh, I don’t remember that episode, but I don’t doubt it.
It was an original series episode. The episode was called Miri.
Oh yeah! I remember that one! It's that the one where it's a planet of kids, but they are adults?
@@robertparker6280 The planet is infected with a disease that kills adults but children are not affected. However once a child goes through puberty they'll be affected. The disease makes the people very violent and unable to think clearly. This makes the kids weary of adults and kind of have their own society ran by kids.
I haven't watched the episode in a while so all that was purely from memory. So take it with a grain of salt. I believe that South Park also parodied the episode in one of their own.
@@Kaifen. thats... also the plot to a book series called Quarantine by Lex Thomas lmao
“How much do you want it to look like Onision’s OnlyFans?” Jack Foster: Yes.
Lmaooo don't bring it up!🤣🤣 _i cannot unsee_
The DVD cover looks like a weird hentai using 3D models
Oh boy I am lucky to find this comment. The renders do fit the criteria!!
At first I thought this was a 3D hentai
@@The_Richter lets make it real.
SOMEONE UPLOAD THIS "MOVIE" TO P****HUB
Hey.
3d hentai has MUCH better models nowadays.
exactly what i thought, I'm so happy that I'm not the only sick person who thinks that.
Amazon Prime: "We have the Expanse, Jack Ryan, and Good Omens."
Everyone else: "But what about these random crappy films?"
Amazon Prime: "What films?"
The Grand Tour: Am I a joke to you??
Also, outside the US, Avatar!
@@joshuanishanthchristian5217
The phenomenal Western anime or the movie with blue people?
Because I'm pretty sure the one worth caring about is already on Nf.
LX BDK the cartoon
@@_-Lx-_ the western anime
These characters look like they'd be attached to 4chan posts that you'd have to delete your cache after accidentally viewing
Pretty sure I've seen screenshots somewhere.
Normally with the tagline: "You won't last 5 minutes playing this game."
Exactly :D Then you get popunders for AliExpress and VPNs.
Really? I've been getting taglines like, "Cock-hungry milfs want some fun. Click here now!" Maybe that's just me.
This Man's chest hair is literally trying to jump out his shirt.
His chest hair doesn't want anything to do with him, either.
This is the comment I was looking for 🤣
It's so gross 🤢
i saw that too...like the Grinch...
Glad I wasn’t the only one to notice that.
I didn’t know onision‘s onlyfans was made into a movie
I want die
The much needed shade
LMAO
*whispers* no.
@@smirnoffcastle no... NOOO
Wait. They are children. And there is fan service and nudity of the child characters. Aight chief. Is the guy who made this movie in jail or something
I guess you could say the director showed too much of the power of youth.
@@macro3751 ...That's not how it works, funny guy.
maybe 16 was the legal age in that planet?? ok no
I mean there probably adults
@@coltkillergaming5685 didn't the movie state they were like, teens
I can't get over how Gwen's "spacesuit" is literally just Quorra's Tron suit from Tron Legacy. Identity Disc on the back, same hairstyle and everything.
Am I the only one who noticed?
Clearly he stole someone's asset and applied....Hell the entire movie is made from someone else.
You think that’s bad? The robot at 9:40 is just a Cyberman from Doctor Who with a slight paint job. They even kept the C symbol on their chest!
you are not. i saw the circle on the back and was like, oof they stole that from tron
@@SirMyaTheBee no it's not, it's a set of clothing made by an artist on Renderosity. here's the link:www.renderosity.com/mod/bcs/slide3d-q-suit-for-v4/87186/
@@czebinatorm Just a freebie available on Sharecg.com
been up there for a very, very long time.
This movie wouldn’t even go in the $5 bin at Walmart
Correct, it would go straight in the trash.
Off topic but one time I found Food Fight in the $5 movie bin 😂
No, they couldn't even afford to make a disc and cover
@@cameronbosch1213 The trash? It belongs in a deep, dark pit! XD
This joke now feels outdated since this movie is in a STREAMING SERVICE!!!!!
"The Misty Green Sky" refers to the massive, eggy fart this whole film is.
"eggy" 💀💀💀
The film look like they take 1 minute
I-
This had to have been a "personal project" of the creator that somehow got found, accidentally opened or someone walked in or shared video during a zoom meeting. Then he had to make a full movie to convince the original finder it wasn't and then it snaked its way to amazon prime...
Dear lord, she spends half the movie looking like she could put an eye out.
She's smuggling raisins to Earth!
Space's a really cold place
She should have brought a jacket if it was that cold.
She just has her high beams on that's all.
"we're not just children"
wait...GWEN'S UNDERAGE?!
That's the yeast of our worries.
Wait... is gwen a loli?
Candy Wolff at yeast we have bread
That was the yeast expected thing
FBI OPEN UP!
I mean. There are some interesting ideas here: adults raised in a way that makes them eternal children, children whose entires live have been a science experiment, children raised entirely by robots, a society made up of only children and the way that society would develop as they grow up, and the effects of one of these children escaping and trying to make their way in a world so unlike their own. Not necessarily unique ideas, but definitely something you could work with.
Yeah, the creator had a pretty interesting and somewhat original idea. Too bad the execution was garbage.
S
Is this how the tribes in Horizon Zero Dawn sorta started?
@Phillip Oh god
@@vaccuumhelmet521 and that it was just him exploiting his weird fantasy with women
26:48 Saber: “and then she’s like, “No, that’s wrong!”
Me, in the middle of a Danganronpa drawing: I have been S U M M O N E D
“You won’t last 5 minutes watching this movie!”
He's right
@@turbofart101 Soyoucantcusshere
without throwing up?
Kissanime ads
Because You'll Burst (And Not In The Good Way)
Let's start a channel where we take bad, dumb, and horrible movies and improve on them and make it better to watch.
Unfortunately, that channel would probably be gone in no time flat...
A beautiful tragedy.
I’d be for it. I love improving plotpoints :p
I wanted to do something similar yet have an overly positive review on a bad movie and then at the end tell what I would do to improve it.
It was gonna be called... Overly Positive Reviews.
But I didn't have the resources for that.
I had one planned for the Emoji Movie of all things.
"Aww why don't you want to bring the wagon along. I bet he'd be a great friend to have who is chipper and full of spunk. I like you little Wagon. Don't let mean Mr. High-Five kick you around!"
Everybody not gangster til Doctor Who sues this movie.
And Disney too
And EA. Her space suit (not including the helmet) in the clip after the Cyberman showed up....was an asset from Mass Effect I believe.
You saw the Cyberman too
15:25 and ridley scott, I SWEAR I saw the mech suit from Aliens
@@longislandicedtea6323 yeah that's definitely a power loader
I’m glad you gave a spotlight to sfm animation, some of these animators make godlike animations like some of the Saxxy award winning ones are beautiful and still have good storytelling while being a goofy video game animation like the Winglet’s work or one of the best ones i’ve ever seen being Agent Gunn, I highly recommend it it’s really solid stuff !
My friend, watching this with me: "I'm still sober, right? You didn't put anything in my drink before we started?"
*HE HEEE*🕺🕺🕺
Amazon prime: WE HAVE SPIRITED AWAY!!!
Also Amazon: pay $5 to buy this movie our executives found in a dumpster a week ago
Spirited away is what
@@gubadagoober a gorgeous movie by studio ghibli
Cobra 1commander One of the greatest animated movies of all time
@@grape_nation ill be sure to watch
ruclips.net/video/kKkbM2AcuDA/видео.html this is a good movie
To be honest, the entire "adults die from a virus, but children are born immune" is not that bad of an idea. If done properly, it could lead to an interesting story.
The tribe?
Owari no seraph already did it
The girl with all the gifts does a way better story
It kinda reminds me of the maze runner ahah
Warframe has a similar concept and it's great
"Floating around naked in space? Who's fetish is this even??"
"Um, m-mine... Th-that would be mine... Sorry."
reminder
*How we actually got the Coronavirus. This movie was a warning in disguise*
It is advertised as a "cautionary tale."
It probably _caused_ the Coronavirus.
You mean it GAVE us covid.
iiStrxwBerry M• *A FILM THEORY-*
This movie makes DeviantArt animation look like Trigger. It makes Mars Needs Moms look finished. Saber even added new expressions, and I can't think of any better review to do it for.
Saber wouldn't want to look unexpressive next to Gwen, now would he?
Mars Needs Moms is better, and it still sucks.
People who make those tf2 memes are way underrated and underappreciated like- good comedy, decent lip sync, talented use of premade models, smooth animation- it's actually impressive how much more effort people put into memes than these obvious cash grab movies- it's kinda like the difference between a good indie game with bad assets made by an ameture, and a game that was obviously rushed and made with the intention to basically trick peple into spending money on it
True. Just saw some fully animated & voice acted ones for Jojo's Bizarre Adventures memes.
& no one can deny that Yugioh Abridged is better than the actual show.
Some sfm animators in general are underrated.
Hazbin Hotel blows this out of the water
"and a game that was obviously rushed and made with the intention to trick people"
aka mafia city
@@MadeleinesMadeleines // yandere simulator 😳😳
Misty Green Sky: Horribly made animated movie by one guy with a price tag.
Astartes: Beautiful animation also made by one guy and its free
The way red hair girl's chest moves.
She is going to pass out in no time.
How the hell does her back not hurt
Like having unnaturally large breasts like that can prolly cause spine and back problems
It's like how a frog breathes, but more disturbing
I like bewbs but this was gross somehow!
As a straight male, that's the first time moving breasts terrified me...
I'm a lesbian and those boobs scared me
"he didn't make his own assets."
What was your first clue? The Cyberman? The outfit from Tron? Or how about the computer graphics from star trek?
And I definitely saw a console with HAL 9000 on it in one of the shots
He is the movie version of yandere dev
There's also two Robby the Robots. 8:23
Thank you! Finally someone noticed! Theres also the robot from Lost in Space and the dingo character from Chronicles of Riddick, and scouter from DBZ.
There’s a bald guy wearing either a Sephiroth costume or one of those Kingdom Hearts cloaks
I was about ready to table-flip when I saw the Cyberman. Not only is dude not using his own assets, he's using trademarked assets.
And the Star Trek UI (14:43). And Robby the robot (8:23).
@@alexrusset8614 Also HAL from 2001: A Space Odyssey (10:48) and the power loader from Aliens (15:22).
And the Tron suit she wears.
Right theres no way in hell this should fly. Thats literally a cyberman model, not just something that looks like it.
DELETE
My first thought seeing the poster was "shouldn't it say "Don't tell your girlfriend about this game"",
The chest hair poking out of his shirt is unnerving me far more than it should
Same
Same 😖
Boomer chic .... 🤮
me too, how do you even manage to make your chest hair poke out like that?
Oh honey that's a straight up neckbeard
God, there are so many copyright violations in this "movie". If the guy who made this is getting ANY money off this it's a damn crime
Can you report films on Amazon Prime Video?
There's:
A cyberman
Gwen wears an outfit lifted directly from Tron: Legacy
A guy has a Dragon Ball Z scouter on
And it's not even like, being a fan kind of thing. It's just laziness.
@@anueutsuho7425 there were also those Protectotron robots from Fallout
@@anueutsuho7425 😂😂😂😂
Not including the l robot from lost in space
"Who's sexual fantasy is this?"
Don't ask questions you aren't ready to hear the answers for.
Exactly what I was thinking🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This was described in one very cynical review as.."a true glimpse into the perversions and fantasies of a twisted, depraved and possibly pedophilic mind" Yes its both awful and weird.
Looks like Onision's onlyfans, to be honest.
I SAID THE SAME THING
Ajjah true
If Onision could made ads like...
*"YOU WON'T LAST 5 SECONDS!"*
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
his WHAT?
but this movie is probably better
Ok this literally just looks like someone tried to write a movie out of random 2016 CGI porn
Onision???
And this came out a year after the debut of Miraculous Ladybug, which is beautifully animated.
I guess he didn't know how to animate a bra for the main character either.
He overestimated how many people want to see sfm tits
You didn't even mention she's literally wearing the outfit of Olivia Wilde in Tron Legacy it even has the disc on her back and in another scene you can see the forklift loader suit from Aliens.
The gorilla-piano-hologram was a cyberman from Doctor Who.
_Wtf_
Scrolled down to say this, what the actual fuck lol, does this guy even know _any_ sci-fi? Such a blatant rip-off of such a popular and well-known classic character, how did he think he would get away with that as his own work, OMG. Good lord what an astounding shitbird of a -movie- shitty 1999 PlayStation 1 video game cut-scene
I just came here to comment the same thing heh
I know he just made some rly wierd disco recolour of a cyberman
There is also the spacesuit which is actually from tron
Yeah, I was going to talk about it, like what the hell this guy was thinking? Doesn't it Break copyright laws?
Me: "This probably isn't that bad"
Saber: **Shows a clip**
Me: O.O
my reaction: ಠ~ಠ
My reaction to the clip: O_O
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤯
My reaction: O___O
"He did not make his own assets."
Oh boy, so movie streaming services also have asset flips now?
So it seems. And clearly his assets were obtained from the... shadier side of the internet. The "you won't last 5 minutes" side...
"You won't last 5 minutes watching this movie"
Digital Homicide: The Movie
"He did not make his own assets"... flashbacks to yanderedev...oh no
Pretty sure Gwen's crazy expressions were also just downloaded animation assets
I just realized, the reason why she looks different in almost every scene is probably because Jack re-created her from scratch (well, from the base model in Daz) in every environment he used in the movie.
can't believe he actually sold something so trash. this looks like a high school project. not an amazon prime movie.
I’ve seen high school movie projects better than this!
The only requirement for Amazon Prime is to fill catalog numbers so they won't look empty compared to Disney and Netflix lol
I fear no man, but that thing...
*Cut to Gwen's chest heaving with every breath*
It scares me
Phoenix Frost seriously it is a nightmare fuel and uncomfortable to look at
So the main character, that was supposed to be a child, was nude in scenes? Wtf Amazon...
*Get. the. FBI. NOW*
The most appalling thing is that I’m not finding many comments that are putting this together??? Even saber didn’t mention this. I find it disturbing that a guy with obvious pedophilic tendencies just gets off that easy, and isn’t being investigated.
No I'm certain it was an adult.
Not literally.
Wait, a like a "child" child or a teen?
I like the comment that says "this feels like a porn film that's trying hard to convince you that it's not".
At the moment im writing this, that comment is literally above yours
Right above you
As a positive note, this has inspired me to make more animation.
If anything, at least I make my own models.
Hope you’re proud of yourself; That’s more than 99.99% of the rest of us can do.
Julius Weiss untrue
Go for it
I didn't know this movie was a documentary of how Covid-19 started
too bad is so bad as the Covid-19
Samuel Chin Orozco this is worse than Covid-19
I am pretty sure this CAUSED Covid-19. Because this movie certainly looks like it causes disease.
This is what the bat ate before the bat was eaten
@@CartoonTriper so its mediocre?
"Who's sexual fantasy is this?" People who are into Zero-Gee Spots, obviously.
I've read a bunch of funny comments but this one made me genuinely AUGH
OMFG he literally has a neckbeard, noo.
I’m not sure if that is a neckbeard, or his chest hair is coming out the top of his shirt.
@@Shaun_Jones either way he needs to cut that nonsense off, he either looks like a neckbeard or an old age werewolf!
I couldn’t stop looking at her convulsing chest as she breaths,
It looked like an alien was constantly trying to get out.
Jesus christ that neck hair...hes a werewolf
Thank God someone finally said it.
Yeah um seriously what is that
It disturbs me though don’t even class him as that-
he brings a whole new meaning to "neck beard"
And not the good kind either
8:55 The characters look like " You won't be able to last 5 minutes on this game". Ads
Yep
'Drinking russian clowns' show is actually a part of old-ass russian comedy sketch show from 90s-early2000s titled 'Каламбур'. I am geniunely surprised that someone translated and uploaded it to streaming services x)
Why do they look like Sex dolls made on Sims 3 custom creations?
The Sims 3 assets look better than this!
Cause it was made in an animation software used for porn.
Because they essentially ARE, at least they are the 3d art equivalent. This was clearly made using a program like DAZ3D (probably that exact program), which is notorious for making art that slams face first into the uncanny valley. Only really talented and knowledgeable artists who understand facial expressions, posing, light and shadow, etc, can make good looking artwork with it, while most end up looking like this movie: Lazy, generic assets, flat layouts, no strong sense of light and shadow balance, horrifying facial expressions, sluggish weightless animations, etc.
@@barret-xiii Interesting.
@@matheusmoreira9951
God dammit! I was going to make that joke.
I feel like this guy played Mass Effect and thought "I can do that!" And this was the result.
Its like the guy saw all the ME Andromeda criticisms and thought they were complements.
Is nobody gonna talk about how the creator's body hair just sticks out of his shirt?
He doesn't even know how to wear a shirt, much less tell a story...
Uhh maybe he’s smuggling a small dog
It was disgusting to look at,And that's the photo he selected for his portfolio.
Oh god, I read this right before his picture came up. Nope nope noppity nope.
I hate hate HATED to see that, made me feel sick.
I thought this could have been an “It’s So Bad It’s Good” experience. Then I actually saw this for myself. Boy I was way off, barely anything happened in this movie.
Damn, the creator really took the saying "neckbeard" to a whole new level.
Glad somebody else noticed, how does that happen?
@@Clay3613 It's like grey spikes sticking out of his neck. Like whew. trim dem suckers.
For a second I thought that was just really high-up chest hair.
If you have a neckbeard like that, whatever you make is doomed to be uncomfortable
I literally couldn't stop looking at it!😅
“You won’t last 1 second playing this game! Make sure your wife isn’t home 😉” do you mean those kind of sites?
yep.
There’s a file organizer I use that has such disgusting ads. I honestly just try to look away.
@@harm0nn explain them. Digusting like gore and that or disgusting like sexualized?
tf2 pyro super sexualized such as; “You can do ANYTHING you want in this game.” Or “Game for Single men, SUPER REALISTIC.” And pictures of these women half naked.
@@harm0nn I love when they call the games "super realistic" but the girls have 50 E sized tiddies.
I was going to say “holy crap these look like a *insert unchristian site here* characters” then it was brought up immediately... god damm Saber
Alright. Imma rewrite this so it might actually be an interesting plot. Here goes....
The year is 23XX. On a distant planet far from our own, one generation of rambunctious teens are alone and forgotten. They've made their own society, in a way, and all look up to the one adult still on the planet: God. He teaches them about what life should be like, and how they can make this planet better than ever before. He controls their schedules loosely, but in his lessons, he also repeats the most important rule of their society: Do not ask about the misty green sky. All of the teens were taught this when they were mere children, long ago..
One morning, as Gwen Meddlethinker has practiced her theorizing with the other Thinkers and Tinkers, something crosses her mind when gazing out of the window. Watching the Runners practice their box-hops and the Floaters practicing their sky yoga, she wistfully sighs, wishing she didn't have to be a Thinker. She swore she should've been a Runner... she'd always been bullied for this. Being too inquisitive and unsure of the world around her. It always got her in trouble before she learned to blend in with her peers. Hence the name "Meddlethinker"...
In the afternoon, in the passing period between Teach Time and Mingle Time, Gwen asks God what she should do to amend these feelings of hers. After all, once your latter halfname is chosen, that's it. There's nothing you could do. And so, she asked, "How am I supposed to Think when all I can think about is being a Runner?"
God responds with some poignant advice, and a sad tone that Gwen thinks she's never quite heard in the past. "Thinking is what allows one to solve many, if not all, secrets in this world, Gwen Meddlethinker. Even if one tried, one cannot outrun the truth."
Gwen thought about this in silence for a long, drawn out minute. It felt as if she was in a bubble, frozen in time until she could pick the pieces together. She gave a sheepish glance, then turned slightly defiant. "If thinking can truly solve any problem, then why can't we think about the misty green sk-"
"DO NOT QUESTION ME, CHILD."
The pure anger in that response shocked Gwen into silence. They both stared in the cold silence before God turned his back on her, his voice cold and unwilling to budge.
"Tutoring Time dismissed."
"I didn't mea-"
"Tutoring. Time. Dismissed."
"...Yes, sir."
And with that, Gwen went out to the Field, sitting alone on a bench to ruminate on what just happened. She had never before felt as alone as she did now...
((Feel free to tell me how I did :D
Better Than Whatever The Hell Jack Came Up With.
Jack foster's neck fur intimidates me a lot, I wouldn't mess with a guy like him
he grows a thick gray ruff when he is angered by by bad reviews, and he hyperventilates, causing his swollen nipples to sway in an unearthly breeze.
It looks like a nightmarish victorian collar for men
I thought you said Jane Foster....
It’s like Shadow the Hedgehog
That's the lowest neck beard I've seen
i'm amazed that this dude was able to use a cyberman model in a movie that he's trying to make money off of and *not* get sued for all he's worth by the BBC
Maybe because he isn't worth jack shit.
I watched this review many times before watching doctor who. AFTER watching doctor who, watching this video and realizing it's a CYBERMAN MODEL...im honestly shocked how he's getting away with this. Like from what I hear, the BBC is rly serious abt copyrighted properties, ESPECIALLY from doctor who like daleks and cybermen. So this is crazy
Saw two Robby the Robot models from Forbidden Planet, too.
I guess BBC doesn't want to sue because that means admitting they watched this...
The virus only left the sexiest babies alive. I'm so creeped out, I think I need to go for a walk and think about life.
20:19 They also use that sound effect when you get pulled into the painted world in dark souls
I think it should be called Copyright Infringement: The Movie.
“The misty green sky...”
SHIT THERE’S A TORNADO!!!
WE'VE GOT GREENAGE
@@jesse6798 People in Southern Wisconsin: "Quick! Grab the camera!" As said tornado makes it's way across the lake and straight for the house...
Edit: True story... still have the VHS to prove it.
This is actually the first comment that made me laugh lol
Ludmila Štefanová aww I’m glad I made u laugh with my extra cheesy joke
There are literal fetish artists that use the program this guy used.
and those artists would have done a much better job at it, too
Yeah, a much better job...
And infinitely better.
Strangely, whoever uses it sucks at proper light.
Don't derespect fetish artists!
Even tho this movie was released in 2016, the animation feels like it belongs to a console game from the late 1990s or early 2000s
This actually has a decent concept but yeah the poor animation and randomness/oversexualization...
Yes she being rescued while carrying an infection and begging to be killed
Kanishq Quotes LOL but seriously, the virus’ effect concept was kind of good.
@@KanishQQuotes After the knowledge of this movie's existence I begging to be killed
This is the actual plot of a star trek episode.
@@ghostbones5927 Huh. Would you look at that.
dudes chest hair was trying to escape out the top of his shirt
Craig Zuhlke oh god disgusting
I was wondering why he stopped shaving his beard there.
So... are we going to talk about how the main character's "spacesuit" is literally just Quorra's costume from TRON: Legacy?
Ik man, she even has the disk thing on the back.
I was thinking the same thing! 😂
It was so obvious too!
one of those male scientists is wearing a scouter from DBZ. There's so much stolen assets that this feels like an actual case for a DMCA claim, but from like 50 different companies. Or just Disney cause they might own all the copyrights now.
Or the fact the piano robot is obviously a touched up cyberman from Dr. Who...
23:10 she's breathing so hard her skin clips through her clothes lol
This movie looks like it was poorly made in Gmod
Even worse for this movie : is there’s gmod animations out that are actually amazingly well made .
That's an offense to GMod.
i'd wouldn't say that gmod at least would leave it stocky with each movement this is more vr chat style kind of levels
It also ripped off the cybermen from Doctor who like how did he get away with that XD
I can name a lot of the asset he use, Tron, albator, porn, even the robot of Doctor Who.
You're not wrong, but my nitpicky side wants to point out the the Robot is technically a Cyborg and looks to be the version seen in the episdoe 'The Next Doctor'
Now admitedly it looks a little different because of the white head piece behind the blakc eye, but given how amature hour this who thing is and how no cyberman that I know of has white on its design, I suspect its meant to be clear and showing the brain and the dude just didn't know how to set it up.
In english, Albator is Captain Harlock (I know, it sound way less cool)
8:25 and Robby The Robot. I know it’s kinda a thing to have references to him in other movies, but come on!
@@playererror4044 Yeah the black faceplate gives it away as being inspired by some of the cyber-leader/cyber-controller designs. It could be him or the modeler not setting up transparency correctly.
Also there's the robot from The Forbidden Planet.
What blows my mind is that he didn’t even make his own models!? He just took already made models and used them for his movie.
Yeah Necro, but why is this bad? I actually got mad that Saberspark kept mentioning that too. Like, really mad. As long as he didn't steal them, it doesn't matter where he got the models from. Don't make fun of him because he can't afford to buy better models, or have the time to create them himself, make fun of him for the fact that even with 'professionally' created models he still completely messed up the animation and liveliness of the characters.
@@cloudsteele1989 He DID steal the models though, specifically the Cyberman in one scene and apparently there was a Dalek in this movie too, and not to mention one of Gwen's outfits was a Tron Legacy outfit, there may have been more stolen. It's a big deal this guy used pre-made content because... well, you're paying for what is essentially a bunch of stolen and free assets bunched up into this mess of a movie that offers nothing of any value.
Why does this remind me of those weird fetish comics on dA where people posed uncanny 3d models and put text bubbles over them, or post 400+ different images that have about a paragraph or less of 'story' in them like theyre stills from a movie
i know exactly what u are talking about 😭
@@moona2452 Im 95%sure they use the same 3d model program as this movie does