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  • @jesuschrist9513
    @jesuschrist9513 Год назад +50261

    Fun fact: I passed a physics test by one point in 10th grade. One of the questions I got right was a question on the difference between a vector and a scalar. I remembered the definition of a vector from the "VECTOR! Committing crimes with both direction AND MAGNUTUDE! Oh yeah" quote. I literally passed a test solely because of Vector

  • @moonkingdomify
    @moonkingdomify Год назад +2784

    I want to point out that Mike sang "My Way" by Paul Anka nearing the end of Sing, which is a song about a man who's recognized that he's dying soon and wants to go out on his own accord. They foreshadowed his death.

    • @dangosandlemons
      @dangosandlemons Год назад +177

      truly poetic, good form.

    • @bnktendo5869
      @bnktendo5869 Год назад +61

      Canon

    • @spooderman6312
      @spooderman6312 Год назад +128

      i can't believe seth mcfarlane is capable of such dramatic tragedy

    • @ozvok2279
      @ozvok2279 Год назад +6

      Thank you Saul

    • @Lol-ej7yu
      @Lol-ej7yu Год назад +69

      There's also an Urban Legend about people singing My Way and dying. This actually happened in the Philippines where people were fighting so much so that they can sing My Way in a karaoke and they ended up killing each other.

  • @charlieelioooo
    @charlieelioooo 5 месяцев назад +1016

    “The way they talk about sing, you’d think it killed their grandma”
    This joke is so under appreciated. It was truly beautiful.

  • @meemmahn2856
    @meemmahn2856 Год назад +2253

    The Lorax is my favorite movie here. Without it, I never would've thought of: "If the Lorax is armed, the trees cannot be harmed."

    • @lastchanc3stars
      @lastchanc3stars 11 месяцев назад +283

      Without The Lorax we wouldn't have the legendary line "I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees, but for some f*ing reason, they speak Vietnamese."

    • @ChiTheDemiguy
      @ChiTheDemiguy 8 месяцев назад +25

      ​@@lastchanc3starsi love that so much holy sh*t

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 7 месяцев назад +6

      BASED

    • @one-onessadhalf3393
      @one-onessadhalf3393 6 месяцев назад +5

      Yes, but it also has, “I’M FRANKENSTEIN’S HEAD ON A SPIDER’D BODY”

    • @Roomba10
      @Roomba10 6 месяцев назад +9

      “How ba-a-a-ad can I be.”

  • @doswallo
    @doswallo Год назад +8983

    Fun story:
    While watching Sing 2 with my younger cousins, I asked myself "Hey, where's the mouse from the first one?" I laid down on the couch and put my hand slightly under it, at which point I felt a small fuzzy object that I assumed was a cat toy. When I pulled the object out, however, I found that it was indeed not a cat toy but rather the body of a dead mouse. That gave me all the answers I needed to my previous question.

    • @standardhuman8675
      @standardhuman8675 Год назад +1660

      dude that answer was sent from god

    • @Josuh
      @Josuh Год назад +1113

      bro got a whole pocket dimension on his couch

    • @lckyminer_2256
      @lckyminer_2256 Год назад +748

      He sing "My Way" by Frank Sinatra and, there's this superstition in our country that the song is cursed and people who sang "My Way" in a karaoke or bar, they'll die. Super bizarre stuff I know.

    • @MountainMemelord
      @MountainMemelord Год назад +130

      @@lckyminer_2256 Hey, look at Perfect Cell.

    • @doswallo
      @doswallo Год назад +97

      @@lckyminer_2256 The plot thickens...!

  • @Connor_Kirkpatrick
    @Connor_Kirkpatrick Год назад +7844

    Hop being unabashedly pro-racism is one of the funniest concepts ever conceived

    • @xxxchild_predatorxxx107
      @xxxchild_predatorxxx107 Год назад +6

      Proud Racist 😎💪

    • @jellifygirl
      @jellifygirl Год назад +975

      I desperately need some leftist millennial white guy youtuber absolutely off his zloingy on out of date hundreds & thousands to make a two hour long video discussing the themes of nepotism and racism in Hop

    • @goober81
      @goober81 Год назад +70

      @@jellifygirl fr

    • @krimsonkatt
      @krimsonkatt Год назад +492

      @@jellifygirl I would make it (I'm a white zoomer left winger) but I don't want to subject myself to that god-awful movie that I would have to do to throughout analyze it.

    • @xxxchild_predatorxxx107
      @xxxchild_predatorxxx107 Год назад +16

      @@jellifygirl why’s he got to be a leftist?

  • @swiftlyaswiftie
    @swiftlyaswiftie 11 месяцев назад +858

    40:30 the other grinches would allow the baby reindeer to reunite with its family...by forcing the family to pull the sleigh as well

  • @themagicbanjoman
    @themagicbanjoman 8 месяцев назад +721

    I’ve always had pretty low standards for films as a kid, and even as an adult. I typically enjoy whatever you put in front of me. But I distinctly remember watching Hop as a kid and realizing for the first time that movies can, in fact, be bad.

    • @ravenscarlettanis13
      @ravenscarlettanis13 8 месяцев назад +2

      Same, until I watched that Horrible Histories movie. Godawful film.

    • @worthybutter2004
      @worthybutter2004 7 месяцев назад +13

      @@ravenscarlettanis13 Eh, i liked it, but it wasn’t near as good as the TV series or books.

    • @GalvyTheTom
      @GalvyTheTom 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@worthybutter2004nothing will ever be as good as the books

    • @worthybutter2004
      @worthybutter2004 6 месяцев назад

      @@GalvyTheTom Indeed!

    • @AnikMonette
      @AnikMonette 5 месяцев назад +3

      Eh, I'm not hard to please either and I also hate this freakin movie!
      I mean, worse flicks came out that year(like Green Lantern and the Smurfs movie) but at least I found some enjoyment in them. Hop just annoyed me at my core!

  • @law1337
    @law1337 Год назад +8511

    Hop being unabashedly pro-racism is one of the funniest sentences I have ever conceived

    • @PresbianTier
      @PresbianTier Год назад +287

      I haven't seen that movie in over ten years so I can't wait to see how this line works.

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 Год назад +207

      @@PresbianTier, Yo same here. I still remember the _"I love Candi!"_ scene, not the entire lyrics, just that... But I never thought it was THIS insulting though, Holy shiet.

    • @GenericProtagonist118
      @GenericProtagonist118 Год назад +1

      I mean between Illumination "canonizing" Minions murdering children and refusing to acknowledge their role during WW2 it's not the weirdest thing this company has done.

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 Год назад +55

      @@GenericProtagonist118, Your comment vanished sadly (YT sure has been slacking with bots though and they don't anything) but I will recall it. The thing about them working for the big evil German mustached man is a bit void considering that they were stuck in that ice cave, more so interested in forming a civilization then outright murder this time...
      --As far as I know. If they were, there would not even be any Minion existence for what I would do of this acknowledgment.--
      BUT then again I guess they would help other big bads in history, such as helping the crucifixion of Jesus or one of those past over lords in history... Unless Minions have the Roronoa Zoro logic of just not picking up good directions of genuinely Evil people. Not every master was considered bad though, they tried helping out the precursor Caveman of humanity just struggling for survival.

    • @GenericProtagonist118
      @GenericProtagonist118 Год назад +25

      @@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 Doesn't show my comment vanishing on my end but it's maybe because I brought up them demonetizing a MOONGLOW ANIMATIONS stop motion that has minions getting massacred and them... "Stealing the consciousness" from little girls...
      It's sounds much worse out of context but it's still kinda awful in context.
      It's a good stop motion though.

  • @dezs.5202
    @dezs.5202 Год назад +8371

    The Lorax is such a significant part of all fandom history. The fact that people were so desperate to ship the once-ler with someone that they literally split him in two to pair him with himself is something that needs to be reflected upon. We did this, and we need to stop pretending like it didn’t happen.

    • @ericf.a8623
      @ericf.a8623 Год назад +969

      "Selfcest" is the most horrifying thing we, as humans created

    • @midnightheart5905
      @midnightheart5905 Год назад +279

      But I'm too scared to face the reality of its existence 😖

    • @yuriakibara8469
      @yuriakibara8469 Год назад +602

      i still don't know why the onceler spawning the tumblr sexyman trope was the only good thing that this movie did, why are we doing this to ourselves

    • @dizzzy_des
      @dizzzy_des Год назад +414

      Still pissed off he lost badd in the Tumblr sexy man poll like he created an entire genre

    • @PrincessX-ke8tj
      @PrincessX-ke8tj Год назад +230

      Who is we? You speaking French? I didn't do shit.

  • @disneyvillainsfan1666
    @disneyvillainsfan1666 7 месяцев назад +345

    "Gru can't long to be a Bad Guy again. We can't have the main character of a franchise entitled *DESPICABLE* *ME!!!* be interested in Villainy anymore!"
    I can not express how happy I was to hear you say that. Seriously, I feel like by the time 3 came out, the writers completely forgot what the word Despicable meant, and saw this as just another kiddy franchise.

    • @carlososoriohernandez3979
      @carlososoriohernandez3979 5 месяцев назад +21

      Here in Latin America the movies are called "My favorite villain"

    • @Myhomeisacave
      @Myhomeisacave 5 месяцев назад +9

      This was my reaction to schaff describing both "secret life of pets" because those movies don't even get enough hate tbh.

    • @rickyronny4019
      @rickyronny4019 2 месяца назад

      @@Myhomeisacaveicl I enjoyed the first one

  • @guldmattbb473
    @guldmattbb473 5 месяцев назад +171

    The Grinch has always been one of the most interesting phenomenon with movies for me. Somehow two different people made Grinch movies and then had the exact opposite problem. Ron Howard’s Grinch has a really grimy Whoville and misses the point of the story by having the Whos antagonize The Grinch first, while Jim Carrey just absolutely kills in the title role. Like, legit, my family still watches The Jim Carrey Grinch to this day because of how memorable and iconic he is.
    Illumination, on the other hand, manages to capture the spirit of Whoville being this wholesome and sweet Christmas town, but has the most milquetoast and uninteresting Grinch they could have made. Like, I seriously don’t know how they managed to make him such a boring character. You’d think the people behind Despicable Me would have at least gotten The Grinch right in making him a total jerk, but he’s not even really mean or cranky. They just make him… some guy, really. There’s nothing memorable about their Grinch movie at all.

    • @Myhomeisacave
      @Myhomeisacave 5 месяцев назад +10

      Yeah I fell asleep in the theater when watching it and I only do that to movies that don't catch my attention

    • @RyoIsamuGaming
      @RyoIsamuGaming 2 месяца назад +17

      To be fair to the live action Grinch, the grimy vibes of Whoville were meant to paint the idea of a town that had forgotten about the spirit of Christmas and focused solely on the capitalism parts of it. That was always an underlying thing even in the books; while not outright stated the Grinch hated what he saw as excessive noise makers that'd be abandoned once they lost luster, a bunch of food for no other reason than to have food, and the fact he was just a prick who wanted peace of mind and wanted to hear the town cry for once.
      In the movie they just dial that to an extreme: he lives in a landfill effectively full of that stuff. You could argue the backstory of the Grinch is a bit weak and I'd agree, but I'd say it manages to add onto the book in a unique way that still keeps the general message of "There's more to Christmas than meets the eye". I can get not liking the vibes of the movie and think it spits on the book - but it's a more faithful adaptation than whatever they fucking did to the Lorax or the Grinch by Illumiantion.
      Like seriously - they really missed the point of the Grinch being the Grinch in the illumination movie. That's as crucial as the underlying message. The Grinch in that movie 'wants' Christmas but is literally too tsundere to get it normally. That's not at all what the Grinch was like at all.
      Tldr: I recommend watching some deeper analysis of the adaptations the Live Action movie did, whether you hate the movie or not - there's some genuinely good ideas the guys had, and if you wanna see how that went all wrong- see the Cat in the Hat movie, which was made to try and emulate the Grinch.
      And failed. Horribly.

  • @cking4869
    @cking4869 Год назад +9619

    The Vector grimwalker theory is actually brilliant, because it also explains how Vector is such a perfect specimen, since he is the culmination of hundreds, possibly thousands of failed Vectors

    • @lukasheide8308
      @lukasheide8308 Год назад +436

      this vector had gone in the right direction after the magnitude of failures

    • @suddenllybah
      @suddenllybah Год назад +48

      Vector is Doomsday?

    • @spooderman6312
      @spooderman6312 Год назад +173

      the idea of vector clones is unironically more entertaining to me than the clone wars. Instead of many clones with the same core structure and fighting for the same purpose, we have many vectors with different personalities, each being less perfect than the last. one thing they all have in common is that they commit crimes with DIRECTION and MAGNITUDE. OH YEAH

    • @THEtomh
      @THEtomh Год назад +33

      Wait hang on a second. If Vector is a clone, then does this mean we see another version of him rise up in the next movie? Maybe it's like an army of Vectors all facing off against Gru?

    • @pennysanchez7656
      @pennysanchez7656 Год назад +50

      Hunter isn’t the only one. So the head of the evil bank is the Illumination equivalent to Emperor Belos?

  • @henryhere
    @henryhere 6 месяцев назад +125

    I love that since moana is in most if the stills schaff takes drom the movie fir his avatar, when he's yelling about something we can just see moana in the foreground with her hair blowing back. I love the implication that for the entirety of the recording process, schaff is just having a one sided conversation/rant at a random child who walked into his lair

    • @SelfProclaimedGorl
      @SelfProclaimedGorl 3 месяца назад +26

      Me: *enters dragons lair*
      Dragon: *captures me*
      5 hours later
      Dragon: SO THEN THE RIGHTERS THREW HER ENTIRE CHARACTER ARCH IN THE GARBAGE FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF INSECURE SHOCK BAIT AND HAD HER-
      Me: PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT BAD MOVIES TO ME I HAVEN’T SEEN MY FAMILY IN 5 HOURS!

  • @DKdrop
    @DKdrop 6 месяцев назад +64

    My favorite thing about Sing is that it’s probably the only children’s movie I’ve seen whose theme is “crime=good.”

    • @Ninja_4561
      @Ninja_4561 7 дней назад

      The Minions movies fit that label a lot better than the Sing movies

  • @theytsnapbacks7776
    @theytsnapbacks7776 Год назад +3752

    Gru: Didn't want a fart gun and wanted a dart gun instead
    Child Gru: Already developed the fart gun technology

    • @roshanyuvaraj6771
      @roshanyuvaraj6771 Год назад +382

      To be fair, Gru was around the age where fart jokes were funny, no?

    • @theytsnapbacks7776
      @theytsnapbacks7776 Год назад +95

      @@roshanyuvaraj6771 I guess you could say that.

    • @n19ntendods
      @n19ntendods Год назад +84

      “No, no, no. I said dart gun, not… okay!” 🎯💨🤢
      Gets me every time! XD

    • @off-the-grounder568
      @off-the-grounder568 Год назад +120

      Nefario probably pulled Gru’s childhood fart gun out of storage when he thought he was asked.
      Yes I know I am going to bat for Minions 2 I didn’t realize at first but that’s where we are now

    • @user-be4zd7nc7d
      @user-be4zd7nc7d Год назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/0QRGrXt0aJs/видео.html
      😱ITS FINALLY HERE😱

  • @theefonzoman
    @theefonzoman Год назад +4903

    So Hop is their second movie, which means they went from their best movie to their worst movie without any movies in between that's kind of impressive

    • @davindersaini3123
      @davindersaini3123 6 месяцев назад +38

      359 likes and no comments
      lemme fix that

    • @mangothedango
      @mangothedango 6 месяцев назад +263

      The only other time this happened was Shrek 2 to Shark Tale

    • @Durtle.
      @Durtle. 6 месяцев назад +63

      ⁠@@mangothedangofor schaff it would’ve been Prince of Egypt, And turbo

    • @mangothedango
      @mangothedango 6 месяцев назад +83

      @@Durtle. The comment is about two consecutive films, and those two came over a decade apart

    • @orcaman1353
      @orcaman1353 6 месяцев назад +12

      It proves that you shouldn’t always say second is the best

  • @miichi1747
    @miichi1747 11 месяцев назад +79

    about 20:21, it's funny because in spanish the franchise is called "Mi Villano Favorito" which means "my favorite villain" which drives this joke even further lmao

    • @carlosmattessich3883
      @carlosmattessich3883 11 месяцев назад +9

      As an Argentinian, I can confirm the title is “My Favorite Villain”

    • @Cannot-A-Loupe
      @Cannot-A-Loupe 2 месяца назад +1

      Same for portuguese

  • @suzandoorten9332
    @suzandoorten9332 10 месяцев назад +512

    00:00 | Intro
    01:08 | Despicable Me
    06:18 | Sing 2
    09:26 | Despicable Me 2
    11:54 | Sing
    14:32 | Minions: The Rise Of Gru
    18:18 | Despicable Me 3
    22:59 | The Secret Life Of Pets
    27:16 | The Lorax
    32:21 | Minions
    35:44 | The Secret Life Of Pets 2
    37:43 | The Grinch
    42:29 | Hop

    • @maddie_sarver
      @maddie_sarver 10 месяцев назад +14

      I think the Mario Movie might even top Despicable Me 1

    • @Redslayer88
      @Redslayer88 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@maddie_sarverthey are probably just as good 8/10s maybe a little higher

    • @suzandoorten9332
      @suzandoorten9332 10 месяцев назад +2

      I argue@@maddie_sarver

    • @suzandoorten9332
      @suzandoorten9332 10 месяцев назад

      Maybe@@Redslayer88

    • @finalmountain
      @finalmountain 9 месяцев назад +11

      @@maddie_sarverI mean Schaff did rank it 2nd place with a 7/10 rating
      But it’s cool if you enjoyed Mario enough to consider it their best

  • @eduardofonseca5087
    @eduardofonseca5087 Год назад +6750

    Schaff, if you are disappointed on how little of a soul sucking experience this ranking was. Remember that we are still waiting for that Artemis Fowl review. This will surely cheer you up.

    • @cloudshines812
      @cloudshines812 Год назад +655

      Don’t forget… a full… in depth… film analysis on Why Dear Evan Hansen is the Worst Movie Musical of all time

    • @recmuralartcommission1993
      @recmuralartcommission1993 Год назад +142

      Ah yes. the elusive -0/10.

    • @emoji3266
      @emoji3266 Год назад +37

      Can he rank the Kirby final bosses next?

    • @matthewhunter1193
      @matthewhunter1193 Год назад +65

      He's has 1.5 million subscribers currently. Maybe for the 2 million subscriber special, he'll finally review it.

    • @MackingCheese99
      @MackingCheese99 Год назад +21

      Percy Jackson movie

  • @budgettea5702
    @budgettea5702 Год назад +8895

    I'm genuinely surprised that you never talked about how much the first Despicable Me movie's soundtrack SLAPS in every direction and magnitude. It's such an underrated aspect of the movie and is honestly one of the very few that I'd unironically listen to once in a while just because It's that good. Especially the ending song by Robin Thicke out of all people.

    • @budgettea5702
      @budgettea5702 Год назад +395

      I'm probably too confident in saying this, but Despicable Me has the best OST out of the entire studio, and probably one of the best of all time, I will die on this hill. (you know what? change my mind, the franchise as a whole has a goated OST collection)

    • @achewy7700
      @achewy7700 Год назад +223

      pharell deserves more credit bc he shaped the identity of the despicable me movies 🙏🙏

    • @sirwannabeguy4886
      @sirwannabeguy4886 Год назад +68

      Shame we never got Biggering on the big screen

    • @DrinzenDrawz
      @DrinzenDrawz Год назад +48

      FACTS, I absolutely love the soundtrack for that movie. Definitely Pharell's best work

    • @daniman0114
      @daniman0114 Год назад +56

      @@DrinzenDrawz feel like you’re underestimating Pharrell here, unless you only mean his work as a movie soundtrack producer. At one point the man was producing over half of the greatest hits in America.

  • @ainkastewart4378
    @ainkastewart4378 Год назад +477

    The fact that the parents didn’t really care much about their son glowing is actually kinda smart. It shows that they didn’t realize the extent of how bad their situation is. And after the wall was torn down, they’re just starting to realize that “Hey, this might not be as fine as we thought it was.”

    • @firechillbro720
      @firechillbro720 8 месяцев назад

      Or it means that they are just brain dead

    • @worthybutter2004
      @worthybutter2004 7 месяцев назад +95

      Fun fact: There's actually a deleted scene where the parents actually take their son to a doctor to find a cure for the glowing. The doctor shrugs and the poor boy cries, saying "I don't wanna glow anymore!"
      This implies that they were originally going to show how people were affected by the pollution. Too bad it never got in the finished film, though.

    • @Ranolog
      @Ranolog 2 месяца назад +12

      ​@worthybutter2004 they managed to avoid snitching on themselves but failed to realise what the entire point of the fucking movie was

  • @Kaira90211
    @Kaira90211 6 месяцев назад +191

    The thing that Illumination does consistently well across all their movies is make them good as far as the animation itself goes. Every movie they've made is visually great. It just sucks that the stories themselves tend to be lackluster.

    • @davidtrottier7066
      @davidtrottier7066 4 месяца назад +19

      Every movie they've made is visually great, except Hop.

    • @jojos_bizarre_fanboy
      @jojos_bizarre_fanboy 3 месяца назад +7

      I agree. While I don't hate Illumination like most people do, I feel that most of their films feel very basic when it comes to the stories of those films, but there are exceptions, like Despicable Me, Sing 2 and Super Mario Bros.

  • @conmanwolf405
    @conmanwolf405 Год назад +2454

    When I saw El Macho in Despicable Me 2, and they gave him this overly detailed backstory, I said to myself "okay, that's a red herring. No way they're not bad at storytelling that they'd reveal the big bad of mystery in the first minute of the investigation starting."
    And then they did.
    I always thought the film could have been more clever if all of the people at the strip mall were retired villains. Like the barber would be "The Eagle" or something. And they all decided to retire after finding new purposes like Gru. And the real villain was the secret agency that was trying to steal all their tech because the guy in charge was a villain himself.
    The movie had a lot going for it to be good, and then it didn't. It just burned, haaaaard.

    • @RedDestruction540
      @RedDestruction540 Год назад +309

      holy shit you actually did it, you wrote a better Despicable Me sequel than Illumination did XD

    • @createrz8433
      @createrz8433 Год назад +113

      El macho is still pretty coolio tho

    • @andreafraustoz
      @andreafraustoz Год назад +4

      what happened to him after he was defeated

    • @spooderman6312
      @spooderman6312 Год назад +76

      Imagine if it was a murder mystery where the main villain (el macho in this case) had killed (albeit in funny pg ways) a lot of other villains and they had to figure out the villain murders. Maybe they did this plot already in a different movie but imagine the potential of it coming from despicable me

    • @alexkaplan6581
      @alexkaplan6581 Год назад +12

      It delt like it was going that way. Maybe in an older draft of the script.

  • @kairos-049
    @kairos-049 Год назад +3364

    Despicable Me was actually heartwarming, sometimes I forget that because of the saturation of minions in every facet of media and culture.

    • @user-be4zd7nc7d
      @user-be4zd7nc7d Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/0QRGrXt0aJs/видео.html
      😱ITS FINALLY HERE😱

    • @sophiebubbles07
      @sophiebubbles07 Год назад +15

      Fair

    • @angelemeana2754
      @angelemeana2754 Год назад +10

      May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent.

    • @angelemeana2754
      @angelemeana2754 Год назад +1

      @@sophiebubbles07 May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent.

    • @crystalcavernartwork722
      @crystalcavernartwork722 Год назад +37

      @@angelemeana2754 🤨

  • @nakayoshi93
    @nakayoshi93 Месяц назад +15

    "...Do I think the once-ler is sexy?"
    If he was still around, that sentence would kill Dr. Seuss instantly

  • @avacornthelastponybender8583
    @avacornthelastponybender8583 8 месяцев назад +54

    Schaffrillas: "More movies like Sing 2 please, Illumination"
    The Super Mario Movie: "That's A-Me!"

  • @beefusdoesstuff5194
    @beefusdoesstuff5194 Год назад +2767

    It's genuinely fascinating the way I forgot literally every single detail about Despicable Me 3, including its existence, but slowly it all came back to me as its review came on

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia Год назад +117

      At least with Kung Fu Panda 3 despite being the weakest of the not-so-called-trilogy anymore, was *far* more impactful and memorable than DM3.

    • @KremBotop
      @KremBotop Год назад +39

      The only thing I can remember from DM3 is that Trey Parker is in it. Him suddenly being in any production outside of ones where he has full involvement and creative control is surreal. Wonder if SP ever made fun of an Illumination movie; can't recall that it has happened yet.

    • @ohnobro1424
      @ohnobro1424 Год назад +6

      Same.
      I always remembered Bratt tho because Trey Parker.

    • @bitequation314
      @bitequation314 Год назад +7

      I'm sure I've watched Sing at some point, but I genuinely can't remember a single moment of it.

    • @tristanthewalrus7496
      @tristanthewalrus7496 Год назад +20

      @@liamphibia spoilers for KFP 3
      When his dad said "I don't want to lose you again!" Only for Po to respond with "you already did" was probably the hardest hit thrown in the whole trilogy, and I doubt the 4th one will top that line.

  • @NikoBellic04
    @NikoBellic04 Год назад +4332

    You should rank all Best picture winners of the 21st century. Mostly because I want to know how you feel about Gladiator.

  • @HotCanineMilk
    @HotCanineMilk 11 месяцев назад +94

    It's probably been said somewhere here, but... You know... I guess I'll say it too.
    With Sing 2, the reason why the Bono character changes so quickly is because he realizes when his music is playing, or when he is playing, then his wife is there with him. It was stated in the movie that his wife was the inspiration for all his music. When she died, he completely shut himself off. He never got the chance to realize what ability his music carried until Ash, the Porcupine, played his songs again. It's why we see her standing next to him. She is there in his music. As long as he sings, she lives on.

    • @tritonk1759
      @tritonk1759 7 месяцев назад +7

      Damn, that's actually pretty profound and clever.

    • @Myhomeisacave
      @Myhomeisacave 5 месяцев назад +2

      And people hate the sing movies more than the secret life of pets, at least in my perspective

    • @snailthelostcow63
      @snailthelostcow63 Месяц назад +1

      @@Myhomeisacave The first one is warranted tbh

    • @romram7984
      @romram7984 Месяц назад

      ​@snailthelostcow63 I'd agree/disagree but frankly it's been years since I watched it. The only things I remember is the intro scene of the gorilla kid (forgot his name) not being there for his father's getaway and honestly the scene that makes me smile of the father breaking out of jail to see his son's music live instead of on a jail tv, all while the son is singing "I'm still standing". I just can't get it out of my head whenever I hear that song

  • @hunterolaughlin
    @hunterolaughlin 7 месяцев назад +64

    Ever since Russell Brand’s sexual allegations have come out, it brought me back to Schaffrillas’ rant on Hop, especially on the character of EB. It’s scary how well that rant has aged, and how hard it is to look at EB with Russell Brand’s controversy, especially the part where he sniffs James Marsden’s sister’s hair. I guess it’s definitely going to make Hop’s reputation even worse now.

    • @skullofrome
      @skullofrome Месяц назад +3

      Holy shit you’re so right

    • @michaelmcdoesntexist8350
      @michaelmcdoesntexist8350 Месяц назад +1

      Wait what? Can I get a tldr? Or a deep dive. Either-or is cool

    • @hunterolaughlin
      @hunterolaughlin Месяц назад

      @@michaelmcdoesntexist8350 tdlr? I don’t want to go into details but if you’re brave enough to look into the details of Russell Brand’s history of grooming minors, either watch a video or read an article related to the subject.

  • @ampersketch
    @ampersketch Год назад +2003

    I have a memory of Illumination that I'll never forget. When I was younger I went to a big girl scout sleepover event that took place inside a roller rink. Right before we went to sleep, they had us all vote on two movies we could watch. The first one was Inside Out, which is one of my favorite movies. After it was over, I was feeling pretty tired and decided to sleep when they played the second movie.
    The second movie voted for was Minions.
    And let me tell you, trying to fall asleep while listening to these yellow little bastards babble, the sound of their obnoxious voice echoing off the speakers and straight into my ears as I try to block off the sound with my pillow until I eventually pass out. Now that, THAT is a special kind of hell I will never forget.

    • @Icedonot
      @Icedonot Год назад +158

      I feel deeply sorry for the pain you must have endured

    • @ace_of_cakes
      @ace_of_cakes Год назад +61

      OMG I have a very similar memory, a girl scout sleepover at a roller rink, only the movie they chose to put on was 13 going on 30. I hate that movie to this day

    • @StarmisYT
      @StarmisYT Год назад +62

      I have something similar too. My younger siblings were doing a family night and I really wanted to watch Kiki’s Delivery Service or Emperors New Groove. but they wanted to watch Minions since Kiki seemed to girly for them especially for a guy and they never watched ENG. When they turned it on, I just watched Kiki on my phone and it was so annoying to listen to it while having Minion noises in the background.

    • @tk_rocketmanplays1904
      @tk_rocketmanplays1904 Год назад +36

      We’re here for you if you vent about this traumatic experience. You have our sympathy

    • @Maggot-Milk
      @Maggot-Milk Год назад +23

      once when I was in elementary my tio wanted to spend some time with me, so him, his daughter, and I went to go watch despicable me 2. I remember just being completely stone faced and after it was over thinking "I don't like the minions anymore" lol

  • @waffler-yz3gw
    @waffler-yz3gw Месяц назад +12

    the fact a lot of his vtuber crab images have moana not cropped out give me a hilarious mental image of tamatoa winning against maoi, kidnapping moana and every so often just ranting to her about movies and shes like "oh god i wanna see my family-" "WHY DOESNT HE USE THE DEHYDRATION GUN"

  • @Dara-is6fz
    @Dara-is6fz 4 месяца назад +25

    It’s funny how there are two movies where the protagonist is trying to grow a plant and likes a girl named Audrey, and one of them is my favorite movie-musical, and the other one…is Illumination’s The Lorax.

    • @SLEEP873
      @SLEEP873 4 месяца назад +3

      Mean Green

    • @Quackervoltz
      @Quackervoltz 3 месяца назад +4

      Fuck i just realized

    • @Dora-xi5ob
      @Dora-xi5ob 3 месяца назад +1

      Which one is the first?

    • @Dara-is6fz
      @Dara-is6fz 3 месяца назад +3

      @@Dora-xi5ob little shop of horrors!

  • @ZX_STH
    @ZX_STH Год назад +1242

    Alternate theory...
    Vector IS old, it's just that he managed to steal the elixor of life, keeping himself young.
    The reason this didn't become the "crime of the century" was because he was still new to villainy and wanted to lay low.

    • @Soroboruo
      @Soroboruo Год назад +41

      Maybe it has a side effect where he becomes a full-on baby at times and he still hasn't gotten it sorted out yet, so he doesn't want anyone to know.

    • @user-be4zd7nc7d
      @user-be4zd7nc7d Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/0QRGrXt0aJs/видео.html
      😱ITS FINALLY HERE😱

    • @sophiebubbles07
      @sophiebubbles07 Год назад +5

      We could just ask Illumination

    • @angelemeana2754
      @angelemeana2754 Год назад

      May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent.

    • @lcggr0022
      @lcggr0022 Год назад +3

      @@angelemeana2754 I pray to Allah that you refrain from the path of sin and follow the word of the Quran

  • @SporadicUploads
    @SporadicUploads Год назад +3050

    The moment you realize that Schaffrillas’ entire RUclips channel is just him ranting specifically to Moana

  • @KeB3inactive
    @KeB3inactive 5 месяцев назад +29

    James then: *This will truly be the final boss.*
    James now: Oh this is surprising good actually.

  • @Sleepyey3s
    @Sleepyey3s 2 месяца назад +7

    Fun fact about Sing: The Giraffe (Daniel) who nearly gets the part before Johnny is voiced by Wes Anderson

  • @mistermaxie6487
    @mistermaxie6487 Год назад +4230

    The sad thing is, The Lorax could've been amazing if they took the themes of Biggering and made them the focus. Hell, they could've STILL included How Bad Can I Be if they just had it chronicle the very start of The Onceler's descent into prideful greed, then had Biggering come in after he's become a mastermind. It probably could've made it one of Illumination's best.

    • @angelemeana2754
      @angelemeana2754 Год назад +35

      May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent.

    • @zlis4536
      @zlis4536 Год назад +143

      @@angelemeana2754 go touch some grass, linda

    • @peccantis
      @peccantis Год назад +14

      @@angelemeana2754 which "soon"?
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predictions_and_claims_for_the_Second_Coming

    • @HQofrandom
      @HQofrandom Год назад +90

      @@angelemeana2754 so if he doesn't come soon, then what does that mean? People have been saying he's coming soon for hundreds of years lol

    • @Superluigi881
      @Superluigi881 Год назад +186

      Rumour has it Illumination dropped Biggering because it gave them cold feet given their own rise to significance.
      Well that and the movie had a shit ton of corporate sponsors they didn't want to piss off. That one's a fact.

  • @Pacca64
    @Pacca64 Год назад +2110

    This is gonna sound really weird, but my least favorite part of the minions movie was that it totally scrambled their lore. On the disc for Despicable Me 1 was a fun short where gru explains how he and dr. nefario created the minions, which was a great fit; like most of their inventions, the minions are helpful and useful, but also very obviously flawed. It made perfect thematic sense. Now, their lore is a bunch of nonsensical garbage that leads nowhere...

    • @geggy310
      @geggy310 Год назад +131

      in minions, those are the original minions, but most of them were cloned

    • @bigbang8739
      @bigbang8739 Год назад +18

      @@geggy310 bruh. Matpat said that

    • @thescoundrel2
      @thescoundrel2 Год назад +41

      @@bigbang8739 person x said this so it cant be true

    • @bigbang8739
      @bigbang8739 Год назад +5

      @@thescoundrel2 but quite literally copy paste from that vid

    • @geggy310
      @geggy310 Год назад +19

      @@bigbang8739 i didnt see that video, but it’s the only way to make sense of this cash grab of a movie

  • @Alemations_OSC
    @Alemations_OSC 3 месяца назад +15

    I like how you put meme sound effects to transition between different topics it's always fun to pause it and try to figure out what movie or topic represents the meme

  • @NotASnaccImAMel
    @NotASnaccImAMel 11 месяцев назад +177

    I actually really liked Sing 2, especially going back and realizing that Johnny's journey to learn dance-fight-choreography wasn't stunted by his abilities, but rather his emotionally abusive mentor, and that by changing his mentor to someone who got his confidence back, he surpassed the dick who ruined it. Plus he has a minor panic attack that is displayed well, and Rosita's full blown panic attack over her fear of heights felt real, too. I love Porsha's dumb rich girl schtick, and you know, I mostly love Halsey since she's my bicon, and I agree with you that her change at the end feels abrupt and forced. I mean, she actively bashed on Rosita and acted like she was just being naive, but she really was a bitch like her father.
    Speaking of, her father is a good villain. CEO who gets away with something as fucked as murder? Sounds about right. He implies that he's done it before.
    My only real complaint is Meena's arc. Not that it was awful, just the way it was handled. She's a teenage girl who's never been in love, and she's a singer, not an actress. Buster bulldozes through that because he has no choice, he has to fulfill his dreams, but Meena is once again thrown out of her comfort zone, but this time it's worse. In the first movie, it was just her overcoming her stage fright and learning to love her voice over her fear to perform. But Darius is a stuck up jerk, and for Meena, that's just not someone she can even begin to pretend with. Buster says he's fixed the situation by finding the perfect match for her, but he's obviously not. He makes her uncomfortable and it makes me uncomfortable watching him cling to her like he does to sell the act.
    I think the movie tried to patch this up with her finding and falling in love with Alfonso, and even picturing Darius as Alfonso to save the show, but this makes me uncomfortable too. And awkward when she inadvertently admits this to Alfonso.

    • @ejumper_10
      @ejumper_10 11 месяцев назад +7

      i never really liked or disliked sing 2 but i agree with most of this comment

    • @branegrumps9247
      @branegrumps9247 10 месяцев назад +4

      The Sing franchise is really precious to me in general. People don't like it and that's fine by me, but at least look at it before criticising it solely for being a children's movie or an Illumination movie. Both movies spark emotion within me, mainly due to how I associate them with my struggles irl
      I 100% agree with your analysis, and I preferred Meena more in the sequel than I did the first one. I understand her arc with stage fright, but she just felt like a Disney Channel pick-me. Ah well. Both movies hold a special place in my heart, both have awesome soundtracks (ESPECIALLY THE FIRST ONE OMGGG) and Nooshy is gender

    • @mr.darkassassin7997
      @mr.darkassassin7997 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@branegrumps9247I mean yeah imo After I watch Sing 2 it was damn good despite people said it's just worse than the first Sing because there was no development characters at all it's just the same thing like the first Sing movie. In fact I pretend to ignore the first movie and then I watch the second movie like it wouldn't matter lol then this movie is almost to be their masterpiece but now Mario become their masterpiece

    • @Myhomeisacave
      @Myhomeisacave 6 месяцев назад +1

      I just noticed that Alfonso could be Luigi thanks to Mario wonder

    • @IPukeFire
      @IPukeFire 6 месяцев назад

      Porsha is unlikable and annoying plus she pointless

  • @massivecowbreakout7555
    @massivecowbreakout7555 Год назад +778

    Holy shit man, Biggering is actually insane. I can't believe Illumination wrote the perfect song that fit the message perfectly and then CUT IT, because the *CORPERATION* who made it thought that the *ANTI-CORPERATION* song in the *ANTI-CORPERATION* story was too *ANTI-CORPERATION*

    • @_MY.ESCAPE
      @_MY.ESCAPE Год назад +72

      Not to be THAT person
      But...
      Corporation*

    • @glasscardproductions4736
      @glasscardproductions4736 Год назад +37

      This entire situation feels capitalistic dystopian...

    • @massivecowbreakout7555
      @massivecowbreakout7555 Год назад +29

      @@_MY.ESCAPE autocorrect must have remembered a previous time when I'd misspelt it lol

    • @dumbledoratheexplorer1252
      @dumbledoratheexplorer1252 Год назад +1

      XDD EXACTLY! Kinda ironic

    • @squashedphillip5583
      @squashedphillip5583 Год назад +8

      I've also heard some people say in the comments of the biggering video, that biggering is what actually happened and that how bad can I be is how the onceler told the kid how it went. but good GOD it would've made the movie so much better if it were in there tbh

  • @eggstatus5824
    @eggstatus5824 Год назад +3510

    The fact that Vector only got about 7 minutes of screen time is CRIMINAL! He's easily my favorite character in the movie. That character is actually genius

    • @cringecity124
      @cringecity124 11 месяцев назад +71

      Favorite character in ALL OF IILLUMINATION

    • @neog8029
      @neog8029 11 месяцев назад +62

      The biggest crime Vector ever committed

    • @logandehaven6012
      @logandehaven6012 11 месяцев назад +85

      What? I could’ve sworn he was in the movie longer.

    • @SwitchAnimationsGacha
      @SwitchAnimationsGacha 9 месяцев назад +2

      666 likes

    • @worthybutter2004
      @worthybutter2004 6 месяцев назад +6

      Well, there's always that brand new short that just came out, recently...

  • @rorin47
    @rorin47 7 месяцев назад +15

    I love how Schaff doesn’t feel anything when watching these movies but he does when he’s talking about them.

  • @alexparker5115
    @alexparker5115 22 дня назад +5

    There was a cutout of Vector taped to the fan in my 6th grade classroom. We don’t know how it got there but it just… appeared as far as we know

  • @StardustWhip
    @StardustWhip Год назад +3835

    Fun fact: Illumination actually wanted Benedict Cumberbatch to use his natural British accent for the role of the Grinch, but he thought that using a voice like that would make him seem out-of-place compared to the Whos of Whoville, who all use American accents.
    And of course, rather than sitting him down and explaining to him that the Grinch is _supposed_ to be an outsider who doesn't fit in, and that him being the only one with a different accent would actually fit the story and the character's relation to the Whos of Whoville perfectly... Illumination apparently just went "yUp, mAkEs ToTaL sEnSe" and agreed to him using the somewhat-nasally, American-accented, not-at-all-sinister voice he uses in the final movie.

    • @miticaBEP07
      @miticaBEP07 Год назад +241

      They did a similar thing with Fate:The Winx Saga. Abigail Coven’s Bloom, outsider protagonist and only fairy from Earth, has an American accent, while the rest of the cast is British.
      And if Fate: The Winx Saga does something better than you, you’ve screwed up.

    • @BucioTheZenith
      @BucioTheZenith Год назад +107

      So all of this would’ve been avoided if Benedict Cumberbatch understood the character of the Grinch a little better?

    • @overdadeirowillsmithreal1479
      @overdadeirowillsmithreal1479 Год назад +164

      @@BucioTheZenith i think it was both his mistake for not understanding the character and Illumination mistake for "forgetting" this fact.
      I say forgetting in quotes beacuse they probably didn't even care about the orignal story

    • @luigiboi4244
      @luigiboi4244 Год назад +15

      I thought Benedict Cumberbatch was really great as the Grinch.

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia Год назад +35

      Come on Benedict, people would have *loved* your intimidating voice for the Grinch!

  • @quietrainydays
    @quietrainydays Год назад +3497

    Remember, if the Mario movie beats Despicable Me, it’s because Nintendo’s was keeping a close eagle eye on it

    • @theangrysuchomimus5163
      @theangrysuchomimus5163 Год назад +396

      It looks like it’s going to be better than every other Illumination movie by a landslide.

    • @janthecoo4964
      @janthecoo4964 Год назад +66

      they finally received resistance from sonic again and i really really really hope that they can compete

    • @promienodrzutowysamuel790
      @promienodrzutowysamuel790 Год назад +68

      I forgot this movie is being made by illumination, like bruh

    • @Lanetgm
      @Lanetgm Год назад +45

      Jack black did good in the trailer

    • @disneyvillainsfan1666
      @disneyvillainsfan1666 Год назад +58

      I hope that when Bowser Kidnaps Princess Peach, she will have a little sideplot to herself where she escorts a plan to escape from Bowser's Castle before Mario comes to rescue her. She can Still be a Damsel In Distress, but she'll have some depth to her character.
      Edit: Okay Nevermind. It looks like Peach will Not be a Damsel In Distress at all.

  • @lynxone9434
    @lynxone9434 5 месяцев назад +13

    16:46 that "bravo, Vince" caught me off guard

  • @saralily0977
    @saralily0977 7 месяцев назад +24

    42:29 disappointment in the game of life

  • @FunWare.mp4
    @FunWare.mp4 Год назад +469

    as a half Latino I can confirm that el macho is the mexican equilivent of giga chad, thanks for coming to my ted talk

    • @angelemeana2754
      @angelemeana2754 Год назад +6

      May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent.gdff

    • @misterchief3338
      @misterchief3338 Год назад +21

      literal sigma male

    • @willieboi.
      @willieboi. Год назад +23

      Factz Im latina too and I can confirm El Macho is everything to us

    • @GanzoHasashi1911
      @GanzoHasashi1911 Год назад +4

      Comparing the DM2 and DM3 reviews made me realize that 2 really is the better film solely because of El Macho and the plot being relatively more interesting. Sure DM3 shafted the Minions but I forgot how generic and boring the plot really was. Stan El Macho Supremacy

    • @erinsy13
      @erinsy13 Год назад

      @@angelemeana2754 wtf

  • @prime7213
    @prime7213 Год назад +2053

    I’ll never forget how Hop did a cross promotion with Doodle Jump where you could play as EB if you named yourself “Hop”. Absolutely epic.

    • @yogurt2317
      @yogurt2317 Год назад +27

      omg i remember this!!!

    • @user-be4zd7nc7d
      @user-be4zd7nc7d Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/0QRGrXt0aJs/видео.html
      😱ITS FINALLY HERE😱

    • @sophiebubbles07
      @sophiebubbles07 Год назад +5

      Oh no

    • @katchereye
      @katchereye Год назад +30

      HOP may have been a bad movie, but that was what I call an amazing promotion.

    • @angelemeana2754
      @angelemeana2754 Год назад +7

      May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent.

  • @harry.t9523
    @harry.t9523 8 месяцев назад +13

    8:29:
    Remember when those RUclips ads kept showing This in the ads for the film? That was a very jarring sight to behold.

  • @kuraraan_
    @kuraraan_ 7 месяцев назад +10

    Rewatching this made me realize how many illumination movies I watched as a kid, I wasn't even a fan of them my dad just kept bringing me to the theater to watch them until he stopped after pets because I hated it.
    But I got back at him by making it watch the Mario movie.

  • @themaskedfacade9939
    @themaskedfacade9939 Год назад +3000

    Imagine the kind of universe we'd live in if Illumination chose to put the same amount of heart into the rest of their movies as they did with Despicable Me 1

    • @TheSuperMarioBrosMovieFan2003
      @TheSuperMarioBrosMovieFan2003 Год назад +44

      They did in Sing 2

    • @Pixelusually
      @Pixelusually Год назад +83

      I'm on the day of the mario movies release
      Please cinema jesus let this be as good as the trailers

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 Год назад +46

      Then at least half of their movies will be good, akin to Sony

    • @amyvasquez4268
      @amyvasquez4268 Год назад +23

      That would honestly be a pretty nice timeline

    • @lordcooler1687
      @lordcooler1687 11 месяцев назад +19

      Especially with all the cut content in the Lorax that could've save the movie or at least made it tolerable

  • @a_legendary_dodo3774
    @a_legendary_dodo3774 Год назад +535

    As a mexican, I firmly believe El Macho to be the most accurate deppiction of a mexican in any animated movie (yes, even coco).

  • @shyestguy2577
    @shyestguy2577 6 месяцев назад +8

    At 44:17, my phone froze but I had it in my pocket with my airpods plugged in so I actually thought he was waiting to see if this was a kerprank

  • @shawnwicker7275
    @shawnwicker7275 7 месяцев назад +21

    14:35 minions the rise of gru baby #minionsweep #bestmovieever #Iwannadie #vronicaimsorry

  • @localmenace3043
    @localmenace3043 Год назад +1112

    The Lorax could’ve had _such_ a huge impact had they kept the original premise of the book. Biggering is an absolute BANGER that DESERVED to be in the movie. But I guess it hit too close to home and they had to go more comedic for the kids.

    • @squishypigs3010
      @squishypigs3010 Год назад +52

      I have the lorax's greed speech memorized and branded into my brain

    • @egg_addict
      @egg_addict Год назад +61

      I heard somewhere that advertisement partners actually requested that the song be cut because it spoke down on their practices and companies, so there's that. We live in a dystopian future istg.

    • @sweetbubblegum55
      @sweetbubblegum55 Год назад +34

      The only impact it did was Tumblr. If it wasn't for that sans vs reigen poll wouldn't exist

    • @edbob6463
      @edbob6463 Год назад +19

      It’s a real tragedy that they sanitised the whole book in the name of corporate greed and a happy ending so kids don’t get scared at the fact that the environment is being killed by corporate leaders that you could never know. I highly recommend you check out the video made by the sin squad on biggering

    • @Geiger_
      @Geiger_ Год назад +14

      The problem with the 2012 version for me, is that it never took anything from the 1972 cartoon special. The Once-ler, while being faceless in the special, is far more aware of his actions, while not doing anything about it.

  • @colinm4055
    @colinm4055 Год назад +759

    Fun Fact: In the original draft for Despicable Me, there were only five minions, each with a different personality. But later, they changed it so there were tons of them that all had the same personality to make it more comedic.

    • @Chkprofilename
      @Chkprofilename Год назад +1

      Fr

    • @matyaskassay4346
      @matyaskassay4346 Год назад +38

      there were tons of minions in the first movie too

    • @Drave_Jr.
      @Drave_Jr. Год назад +55

      @@matyaskassay4346 He means draft

    • @Drave_Jr.
      @Drave_Jr. Год назад +26

      That makes sense, since it's just the three to the mall, and the two who hang out with Gru and the kids getting attention, and they do have some personality to them.

    • @emoji3266
      @emoji3266 Год назад

      Keep it up man!
      Can he do a ranking on Kirby final bosses or Sid the sloth in Encanto?

  • @nezaniatoimya
    @nezaniatoimya 9 месяцев назад +13

    It's hysterical to watch the 2022 Schaffrillas foreshadow the Mario movie as some antichrist unholy abomination that was going to mentally annihilate anyone who watched it and then destroy the universe once it was released, and then it came out and he was like "Idk it was ok i guess"

  • @verylostdoommarauder
    @verylostdoommarauder 12 дней назад +4

    Vector is also great in that he helps explain the difference between scalar and vector quantities: A vector quantity has both magnitude (value) and direction (can be positive or negative).

  • @christine9908
    @christine9908 Год назад +798

    The impact that vector had on me is truly astounding. I'm an engineering student in university and of course, in physics, we learn about vectors and how THEY HAVE DIRECTION AND MAGNITUDE. I literally cannot forget it just because of Despicable Me.

    • @Del-Dokan
      @Del-Dokan Год назад +20

      So glad Vector, the chad himself, inspired you to take up a career in Engineering. Best of luck to you! I'm sure you'll go far in life.

  • @brawlornothin1008
    @brawlornothin1008 Год назад +3235

    It sucks that they never take full advantage of the whole “villain adopting daughters” thing. I always thought a fun sequel would be like him basically teaching the GORLS how to be super villains, each could have a specific interest (gadgets, strategy, etc) and have one want to be good or a hero or something. But no we gotta have minion shenanigans, pointless romance subplots, and a retconned brother lol

    • @simonemastrolonardo405
      @simonemastrolonardo405 Год назад +280

      Ngl, despite the fact that I liked the Despicable Me 2 we got, I would have loved a sequel like this

    • @popsicIes
      @popsicIes Год назад +261

      Ugh, the "villain adopting daughters" thing is genuinely one of my favorite aspects about Despicable Me. It was just so... sweet, and I wish it was utilized more.

    • @captainjames4649
      @captainjames4649 Год назад +8

      This idea makes me physically gag

    • @brawlornothin1008
      @brawlornothin1008 Год назад +93

      @@captainjames4649 you seem nice. Thanks!

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 Год назад +66

      Yeah, I know Gru isn’t really as big on the “villain” thing anymore by the end, but I totally wish the second movie had the GORLS get to like try out his cool gadgets and try to help him in whatever new outlet he picked up

  • @elliefitzpatrick2791
    @elliefitzpatrick2791 6 месяцев назад +8

    The insane thing about Minions is that the soundtrack is actually FANTASTIC and I have no clue how they got the rights to any of it

  • @Mediocremiimakings
    @Mediocremiimakings Год назад +19

    39:51 your sarcasm right here made me fall off my bed

    • @Redslayer88
      @Redslayer88 Год назад

      Lol

    • @Yoshihelicopter
      @Yoshihelicopter 11 месяцев назад

      @@Redslayer88 53:44 hey does anyone know what’s the name of the song in the background

    • @Redslayer88
      @Redslayer88 11 месяцев назад

      @@Yoshihelicopter no

    • @Yoshihelicopter
      @Yoshihelicopter 11 месяцев назад

      @@Redslayer88 oh ok

    • @Redslayer88
      @Redslayer88 11 месяцев назад

      @@Yoshihelicopter ok

  • @darryl0745
    @darryl0745 Год назад +1791

    As a latino, when Schaff started to talk about the iffy racial implications of Carlos' mistreatment, I burst out laughing. It was hilarious, honestly
    But to add another nail on Hop's coffin: The movie gets even worse at the end when EB says he'll be the easter bunny, and his dad is like "But son, what about your dream?" and EB goes something like "I'm still gonna be a drummer. But I'll also be the easter bunny". So the last 80 minutes of my life have been pointless since all EB needed to learn to solve the conflict was the amazing superpower of *time management* and the fact the entire movie wouldn't have happened had he put 2 and 2 together before or even during his conversation with his dad.

    • @TheDarkLord648
      @TheDarkLord648 8 месяцев назад +70

      I honestly don’t understand why I liked this movie when I was 5

    • @firechillbro720
      @firechillbro720 8 месяцев назад +66

      ​@@TheDarkLord648because kids like bad movies if you watch sharktale as a kid you will like it but then watch it again as an adult and the only thing that will make you laugh in it that you will remember that that movie was nominated for an oscar

    • @TheDarkLord648
      @TheDarkLord648 8 месяцев назад +19

      @@firechillbro720 yeah ik I still just don’t entirely understand my five year old headspace lol

    • @ffggdufs4112
      @ffggdufs4112 8 месяцев назад

      It was nominated cuz fish name is Oscar.@@firechillbro720

    • @nerdtuga9180
      @nerdtuga9180 8 месяцев назад +17

      Wow! Hop being entirely pointless? Now I've heard everything!

  • @SpeedyWeedyYT
    @SpeedyWeedyYT 9 месяцев назад +11

    So I was watching an interview with trey Parker about despicable me 3, and he looked like he didn’t want to be there, and the only reason he was doing it was because his daughter liked minions.
    He hates the minions as much as we do.

  • @ikiro9093
    @ikiro9093 8 месяцев назад +11

    3:53 I lost my shit with the Vector stuff XD I love your hummor Schaff :3

  • @spaceperson741
    @spaceperson741 Год назад +897

    If I recall correctly, I read that the minions were originally designed to have a more monstrous appearance, but due to budget restrictions (Despicable Me did has a slightly lower budget than most other major films of the year), they made the minions much simpler, with assorted body types, eyes, and hair. Props to Illumination, because this worked, though it unfortunately set the trend of Illumination being able to put very little effort and still turn a profit.

    • @pudd1ng_bunn182
      @pudd1ng_bunn182 Год назад +31

      You can thank them for all the minion clones that popped out of the abyss for years to come

    • @magicalminachan
      @magicalminachan Год назад +31

      @@pudd1ng_bunn182 Somehow, the Rabbids had the same "monstrous concept to simplified goofballs to pop culture reign of terror" before the Minions, but they burned out faster.

    • @pudd1ng_bunn182
      @pudd1ng_bunn182 Год назад +21

      @@magicalminachan and made a surprisingly positive comeback with the Mario + Rabbids crossover. Meanwhile kids shows are pumping out gibberish speaking trios left and right. I can see where your coming from though.

    • @magicalminachan
      @magicalminachan Год назад +10

      @@pudd1ng_bunn182 Rabbids Go Home is supposed to be fun and unique as well, and I hope I can get a hold of it sometime.

  • @dreonthetube24
    @dreonthetube24 Год назад +1047

    I forgot all about Hop. Nice to know James Marsden's legacy has always involved being partnered with talking anthropomorphic animals

    • @angelemeana2754
      @angelemeana2754 Год назад +10

      May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent.

    • @jjam1025
      @jjam1025 Год назад +19

      @@angelemeana2754 as a catholic, makes sense

    • @kaphizmey6229
      @kaphizmey6229 Год назад +31

      “how are you not dead?”
      *”i have no idea!”*

    • @10thDoctorWhoovez
      @10thDoctorWhoovez Год назад

      He is always with animals to the fact he became a CGI animal. Isn't that right Hitch Trailblazer?

    • @ikarainijirai4285
      @ikarainijirai4285 Год назад +14

      Except Enchanted, where quite literally the opposite happened

  • @SwitchAnimationsGacha
    @SwitchAnimationsGacha 3 месяца назад +6

    34:40 I love this rant XD
    It should be added to the schaffrillas shorties catalogue

  • @earlyej3008
    @earlyej3008 11 месяцев назад +20

    18:57 This aged well!

  • @sirwannabeguy4886
    @sirwannabeguy4886 Год назад +487

    The Lorax movie was such a tragedy that it devolved to a masterpiece of comedy, I love it so much

    • @emoji3266
      @emoji3266 Год назад

      Can he rank the Kirby final bosses next?

    • @jackiecozzie4803
      @jackiecozzie4803 Год назад +36

      I adore the lorax and it's only partially ironic

    • @jwroot
      @jwroot Год назад +18

      Unironically

    • @confab5940
      @confab5940 Год назад +2

      @@jackiecozzie4803 same

    • @sweetbubblegum55
      @sweetbubblegum55 Год назад +6

      +and internet culture cuz well... y'know, the onceler.

  • @astralterra2906
    @astralterra2906 Год назад +508

    I just realised how funny it is that it just looks like Tamatoa is ranting to Moana about how much he hates Illumination movies

    • @shagarumedic
      @shagarumedic Год назад +81

      Are you asking me to talk about how much I hate illumination movies? Because if you are….I will gladly do so! In song form!

    • @ahmadmalaki8364
      @ahmadmalaki8364 Год назад +25

      I actually like to imagine that they are friends now

  • @konitheprophet
    @konitheprophet 6 месяцев назад +10

    18:23 Im on the younger side, and I first watched despicable me 3 in 2ND GRADE and even then I thought that it was unnecessary and only made for the money

  • @zackthecharizard9139
    @zackthecharizard9139 6 месяцев назад +6

    33:37 I have a feeling Tim Burton might've made this stop Motion

  • @lukaspatrickson4776
    @lukaspatrickson4776 Год назад +599

    I love how Despicable Me 3’s ending is actually a huge event in its own universe, but it’s such a ridiculous franchise that no one noticed the Minions even abandoned Gru again.

  • @bluecubenn
    @bluecubenn Год назад +1947

    42:29 to 51:57
    He talked about how horrible Hop was for 9 minutes and 28 seconds. That's how you know he genuinely hates this movie from the deepest depths of his heart.

    • @moonblue1682
      @moonblue1682 Год назад +64

      I can't tell wether that means it's a long time or a short amount of time,

    • @andreafraustoz
      @andreafraustoz Год назад +16

      another reason why secret life sequel is better

    • @turbobist2889
      @turbobist2889 Год назад +87

      Imagine how much more furious he will be when reviewing Artemis Fowl(His least favorite movie of all time).

    • @moonblue1682
      @moonblue1682 Год назад +17

      @@turbobist2889 i need

    • @jesusgutierrezoseguera4770
      @jesusgutierrezoseguera4770 Год назад +4

      So that's basically he likes illumination movies.He likes to watched.

  • @TheLordDyl11
    @TheLordDyl11 4 месяца назад +9

    Now that Despicable Me 4 is official, it makes me love this video a lot more since Despicable Me 1 and The Super Mario Bros Movie are the only good films from this studio in his eyes, and I still love watching him fall apart while talking about all the bad movies. He gives a pretty convincing argument on why you shouldn’t watch Hop, and I’d be foolish not to take him at his word

  • @lucaspalomino-fs8tz
    @lucaspalomino-fs8tz 9 месяцев назад +11

    Scraff: illumination only has one good movie
    A few months later: the mario movie gets released
    Scraff: oh nevermind them

    • @colorstar7772
      @colorstar7772 9 месяцев назад

      As a long time fan of mario, I was a big fan of that movie. I wouldn't really call it great, byt it was still really good and faithful to the franchise. It actually felt like a competent film.

    • @TheSuperMarioBrosMovieFan2003
      @TheSuperMarioBrosMovieFan2003 7 месяцев назад

      Don’t forget Sing 2

    • @carlososoriohernandez3979
      @carlososoriohernandez3979 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@TheSuperMarioBrosMovieFan2003 he thinks is average/ok

    • @TheSuperMarioBrosMovieFan2003
      @TheSuperMarioBrosMovieFan2003 5 месяцев назад

      @@carlososoriohernandez3979 uh no he thought it was good too

    • @carlososoriohernandez3979
      @carlososoriohernandez3979 5 месяцев назад

      @@TheSuperMarioBrosMovieFan2003 he gave it a 6/10 on Letterboxd (which means is OK) and he even said on the intro Despicable Me 1 was the only good Illumination movie had (before The Super Mario bros. Movie came out)

  • @halbarroyzanty2931
    @halbarroyzanty2931 Год назад +979

    Schafrillas saying the word GOILS is singlehandedly more funny than the entirety of illumination's movie catalogue

    • @user-be4zd7nc7d
      @user-be4zd7nc7d Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/0QRGrXt0aJs/видео.html
      😱ITS FINALLY HERE😱

    • @angelemeana2754
      @angelemeana2754 Год назад +6

      May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent.tfs

    • @unnamedweirdo3804
      @unnamedweirdo3804 Год назад +2

      ...funnier than their entire movie catalogue collectively.

  • @GrimmBones
    @GrimmBones Год назад +1485

    Tbh, if they took "Sing", and entirely changed the whole premise of the movie to just be the story of Taron's gorilla character, I'd probably enjoy the movie much more.
    Out of all the characters and their stories, his was the only one that made me somewhat invested. (and also cause it was surprisingly unexpected, and felt like the least tropey out of all the character stories in the movie)
    Any time the movie would move to showcase what's happening with other characters, I always went like "Okay, but please go back to the gorilla guy soon".

    • @angelemeana2754
      @angelemeana2754 Год назад +9

      May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent.

    • @GrimmBones
      @GrimmBones Год назад +89

      @@angelemeana2754 Wot in tarnation

    • @MuhammadAbdullah-zn6jp
      @MuhammadAbdullah-zn6jp Год назад +44

      Monke

    • @WhoTookSaltyCabbage
      @WhoTookSaltyCabbage Год назад +59

      @@angelemeana2754 Wow I didn't know spammers in the replies could get more annoying than linking to a totally unrelated video for no reason but here we are

    • @elainedodd341
      @elainedodd341 Год назад +14

      @@WhoTookSaltyCabbage they are evolving

  • @maxinal56
    @maxinal56 8 месяцев назад +12

    4:15 ,, THE ORANGE KNIGHT RISES"

  • @AndrewFaust-dh7kg
    @AndrewFaust-dh7kg 2 месяца назад +4

    Illumination is one of those movie studios that I watch for pure entertainment only. Its a time to let loose, laugh at whacky shenanigans, and have fun. When I don't care so much about the story or characters and just want some chill, this is the studio I turn to. They are the experts in this field.

  • @ZayJayPlays
    @ZayJayPlays Год назад +1254

    "Seriously, who the hell made this movie, because it sure wasn't illumination."
    Exactly how I feel about the Mario Trailer.

    • @trainguy3277
      @trainguy3277 Год назад +24

      Same

    • @BlueKey962
      @BlueKey962 Год назад +135

      Nintendo probably forced them to make it good as they weren't gonna release a bad again after 30 years.

    • @justaghostinthesea
      @justaghostinthesea Год назад +57

      @@BlueKey962 Shigeru Miyamoto is keeping Illumination in line

    • @rachelmorgan7565
      @rachelmorgan7565 Год назад +21

      no but same?!?! i still hate chris pratt as mario tho😭

    • @kassandrax2322
      @kassandrax2322 Год назад +2

      SAME💀

  • @ohdang1083
    @ohdang1083 Год назад +1063

    I literally met the guy who voiced vector (pls don’t @ me for not remembering his name lmao I’m tired rn) but holy hell it was fun. Apparently he planned on giving Vector a deep, sultry, manly voice (because of how nerdy vector looks, he thought it’d be funny). I love that there is an alternate universe out there where vector has like, a kronk voice lmao

    • @M50A1
      @M50A1 Год назад +139

      I wish we got that Vector instead, or like, somehow have both

    • @madamemystica
      @madamemystica Год назад +147

      @@M50A1 the vector grimwalker theory makes it possible but they won't exist at the same time, they'd be different clones

    • @jzmc7562
      @jzmc7562 Год назад +19

      U met Jared Segal! That’s awesome

    • @redpanda6497
      @redpanda6497 Год назад +20

      @@madamemystica
      Nlg that would make an interesting joke or plotline.

    • @emperorfrozenbillrulerofan8767
      @emperorfrozenbillrulerofan8767 Год назад +14

      Dude I can't even imagine frickin' Marshall's voice coming out of Vector's mouth

  • @Retroboy-qb4li
    @Retroboy-qb4li 10 месяцев назад +14

    I remember watching Secret Life of Pets 2 in theaters, and yeah it's really unwatchable and it feels really long.
    The only things I liked (that I remembered) were Katie and her husband who's name I forgot having a baby, that was kinda charming and the "I feel like a good dog, but what if I'm a bad dog?!" joke was genuinely funny to me

  • @harry.t9523
    @harry.t9523 2 месяца назад +7

    9:22:
    Well now there’s 3.

  • @enneagrami1711
    @enneagrami1711 Год назад +798

    I love to imagine it’s actually Tamatoa ranting about Hop to Moana for a full 20 minutes

    • @albertoandroidain
      @albertoandroidain Год назад +106

      Deleted scene: Moana and Maui sing I Want Candy in order to get Tamatoa to leave them alone

    • @nightmarefanatic1819
      @nightmarefanatic1819 Год назад +95

      Moana: Maui, how should I distract Tamatoa so you can get your hook?
      Maui: Just ask him his opinion on Hop, I'll have plenty of time to grab it.

  • @D.Z.Shafty
    @D.Z.Shafty Год назад +291

    Fun fact: Vector from the movie helped me on a physics test. The question was
    What are the two components of a vector
    And I immediantly thought of Direction and magnitude instantly from the movie despite not having learned this from the lessons.

    • @siredrediii7015
      @siredrediii7015 Год назад +20

      Who said TV rots the brain

    • @akuma4321
      @akuma4321 Год назад +15

      direction
      and
      MAGNITUUUUUUUDE

    • @Junimeek
      @Junimeek Год назад +16

      my physics teacher last year literally showed that scene to define what a vector is

    • @Jirudoggu
      @Jirudoggu Год назад +8

      @@akuma4321 OH YEAHHHHH

    • @andralea2144
      @andralea2144 Год назад

      @@Junimeek same, litealy right before the pandemic too

  • @AE-bz8zm
    @AE-bz8zm 11 месяцев назад +15

    I like Despicable Me 2, mainly for the fact that it answers the question of what would happen if the minions were to turn evil.

  • @aaronbaker5406
    @aaronbaker5406 9 месяцев назад +10

    11:57
    What's the name of that piano music playing in the background of the Sing 1 review?

  • @DivineAll
    @DivineAll Год назад +402

    It’s saying something that Illumination’s “best” and “worst” films are their first and second respectively.

    • @Jayshiver
      @Jayshiver Год назад +32

      Quite an accomplishment

    • @UriosEditz
      @UriosEditz Год назад +1

      Except Despicable Me

    • @ReduckYT_
      @ReduckYT_ Год назад +9

      And then their second most recent one is good with some flaws and their most recent one was flaws with some good

  • @Wulfjager
    @Wulfjager Год назад +1081

    I absolutely love it when Dr. Nefario says "do you want to explode" when one of the girls asks if she could drink a fluid in a flask. Something about the delivery of that line breaks me. Otherwise, I wish Illumination didn't exist

    • @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293
      @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 10 месяцев назад +15

      Dr. Nefario is voiced by Russell Brand who also voiced E.B.

    • @alexandersoria6991
      @alexandersoria6991 9 месяцев назад +42

      @@wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 I'll take "Facts I wish I could have never learned" for 400, Alex.

    • @disneyvillainsfan1666
      @disneyvillainsfan1666 8 месяцев назад +36

      Violet Beauregarde: Can I chew on this 3-course gum?
      Willy Wonka: *DO YOU WANT TO EXPLODE?!*

    • @ravenscarlettanis13
      @ravenscarlettanis13 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@disneyvillainsfan1666Funny, cos in the musical, she did

    • @SouthyTR
      @SouthyTR 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@wolfgangamadeusmozart1293stop.

  • @wunderwaffen273
    @wunderwaffen273 6 месяцев назад +8

    34:23
    This is where the cars 2 rant starts btw

  • @monolith5703
    @monolith5703 Месяц назад +2

    I love the theory that Hasselhoff doesn't actually know he's acting; every appearance he makes is just him, as himself, living his normal life

  • @cessnafun5385
    @cessnafun5385 Год назад +382

    As somebody who almost religiously watched Hop (2011) every Easter for 3 or 4 years as a kid, I can definitely say that this movie has probably caused irreversible mental damage.

    • @Alec11_43
      @Alec11_43 Год назад +4

      Same

    • @CelibateSaihara
      @CelibateSaihara Год назад +15

      When I saw it as a kid it downright traumatized me.

    • @gaspoweredpick
      @gaspoweredpick Год назад +37

      Hop almost made me stop believing in the Easter Bunny as a child, then I completely forgot about it when Rise of the Guardians came out.

    • @fuzzbun711
      @fuzzbun711 Год назад +3

      I loved this movie as a kid and I haven't seen it in years. I now don't wanna watch it so I don't hate it

    • @ros9764
      @ros9764 Год назад +1

      @@fuzzbun711 Same but with the Angry Birds movie instead even though i was probably 13 when it came out but i still liked it. Have not even seen the second one

  • @_HEAARTZ_
    @_HEAARTZ_ 8 месяцев назад +12

    WHAT?!? 31:06 (same here)

  • @R3nZed
    @R3nZed 11 месяцев назад +13

    Interesting how Illumination's very first movie was it's best one, and the very next one was it's worst.

    • @finalmountain
      @finalmountain 10 месяцев назад +5

      Lesson learned, don’t make a live action hybrid ever again Illumination

    • @wiggletones
      @wiggletones 3 месяца назад

      worst one is hop