What the HELL is Finding Jesus 2? (this movie is HELL and you all sent me there)

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  • Опубликовано: 17 июн 2021
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Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @Saberspark
    @Saberspark  3 года назад +13664

    I've never been in more pain in my entire life

  • @ander_1O1
    @ander_1O1 3 года назад +16556

    The fact that “Finding Jesus 2” exists makes me question why there was ever a finding Jesus 1

  • @dullsunrise8820
    @dullsunrise8820 3 года назад +3561

    I swear, the only reason why it’s called Finding Jesus in the first place is the creators begging you to seek Jesus after witnessing their movies

    • @alicebthegachaweirdo8378
      @alicebthegachaweirdo8378 3 года назад +102

      That’s probably true lol

    • @MR._KAT
      @MR._KAT 3 года назад +91

      That's gonna be a little hard to do considering Jesus expired a long time ago.

    • @pascal1964
      @pascal1964 3 года назад +11

      Unrelated question- But is ur pfp Shuichi from DR?

    • @kovacsnovak6745
      @kovacsnovak6745 3 года назад +18

      @@MR._KAT yeah they meant try finding his remains

    • @thanatoast
      @thanatoast 3 года назад +2

      @@MR._KAT You already said that joke.

  • @lilstrawberry_lady
    @lilstrawberry_lady 2 года назад +195

    This is that type of movie that if you asked me what was my favorite part I would say
    “I liked when it was over.”

    • @Nicamon
      @Nicamon Год назад +13

      "I liked when it had yet to be created. And I wish it would stand that way!😓"

  • @bdtproductions1522
    @bdtproductions1522 2 года назад +201

    I like how Saberspark will always say "___ is the worst movie ever", yet somehow will always without fail find a worse movie, and I find that hilarious.

  • @jsk-art
    @jsk-art 3 года назад +6745

    This feels like it should be satire. They have a SHARK as the head of a Christian organization that lures in fish, its prey. HOW IS THIS NOT SATIRE?

    • @sleepier9433
      @sleepier9433 3 года назад +819

      because the shark doesn't commit molestation, *yet*

    • @theimperfectgod7140
      @theimperfectgod7140 3 года назад +207

      Isn't beautiful? 🗿

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 3 года назад +482

      Why is it that the shark isn't depicted as Satan? Sure, sharks aren't really inherently evil; they just gotta eat. But with how sharks are depicted in cartoons, might as well go through with it; having the shark manipulate its prey for its own purposes like Satan is usually depicted as doing. Like, Finding Nemo tackled this much better. (Oh, no pun intended, by the way) There is a looming sense of fear there, not because Bruce is a shark, but because he's got these really creepy facial expressions. Still, he's really trying to keep from hurting innocent people and fighting his dark side. With how Finding Jesus 2, there's no twist, no tension, and no subtlety whatsoever. Well, I will admit that Mr. Sushi is twisted and shocking, but in a very disgusting and uncomfortable way. I said this before, but he's made of rice and seaweed, with just the barest bit of fish muscle in him and he's covered in periods while talking in a racist tone. What the fuck??!

    • @jollama
      @jollama 3 года назад +67

      @@theimperfectgod7140 Yeah… it isn’t beautiful

    • @carrot7868
      @carrot7868 3 года назад +225

      @@WillieManga because that would have required them actually putting effort into the movie.

  • @funnyhappystudios
    @funnyhappystudios 3 года назад +2341

    Shark Tale: "I'm ready for y'alls apologies"

    • @lamlelamatsiliza8550
      @lamlelamatsiliza8550 3 года назад +161

      Who said you were bad? That was a comedy genius at its best

    • @funnyhappystudios
      @funnyhappystudios 3 года назад +166

      @@lamlelamatsiliza8550 Shark Tale: "Ah. I see you're a man of culture as well."

    • @xakirax_8864
      @xakirax_8864 3 года назад +105

      I actually loved that movie and I don't know anyone who didn't like it

    • @Kevin-jb2pv
      @Kevin-jb2pv 3 года назад +126

      I never really thought of Shark Tale as a Finding Nemo ripoff. To me, it always felt like "Shrek Tale"

    • @fathertime38
      @fathertime38 3 года назад +5

      No…

  • @Jart727
    @Jart727 2 года назад +40

    I recently got a job with this production company and we are currently making a third Finding Jesus movie. It will be dedicated to you, Saberspark, as a thank you for all your support.

    • @otakumarcus
      @otakumarcus 7 месяцев назад +6

      I refuse to believe

  • @peterdaviesracing
    @peterdaviesracing 2 года назад +130

    Saber's heated rage showed more passion and emotion than the whole cast of this movie together. Maybe they should've hired him.
    Oh wait, he'd have roasted/grilled the other fish.

    • @tysondennis1016
      @tysondennis1016 11 месяцев назад +1

      He would have left those horrible, gaslighting, religious fish out in the desert to dry.

  • @spoopyd.8910
    @spoopyd.8910 3 года назад +3382

    It's called finding Jesus because after watching the movie that's exactly what you wanna do.

    • @realMintyFoxGaming
      @realMintyFoxGaming 3 года назад +49

      Yes

    • @TiredCorvid07
      @TiredCorvid07 3 года назад +22

      Nice pfp :D

    • @PA-1000
      @PA-1000 3 года назад +11

      Lol

    • @MR._KAT
      @MR._KAT 3 года назад +29

      Well he became extinct a long time ago so good luck with that.

    • @Jormyyy
      @Jormyyy 3 года назад +50

      I'm gonna need to find Cthulhu himself after this.

  • @magicjewel96
    @magicjewel96 2 года назад +57

    Mental breakdown aside, you're getting really creative with your effects. I don't watch you too too often, but between your "reaction" to your doppelganger propositioning a sequel and the sounds that came when you dropped the vodka bottle (while a little hard to hear) were very humorous. I like your vids!

  • @WooHooLadttv
    @WooHooLadttv 2 года назад +647

    Thanks Saberspark, hearing about your junk for minutes was peak content.👍😎

  • @CranberryBaby393
    @CranberryBaby393 3 года назад +1376

    He sounds like he's in GENUINE pain,
    This poor man has pushed himself to the edge for our entertainment...
    He will not be forgotten.⛪

    • @sanadapilled
      @sanadapilled 3 года назад +7

      @@joshroehl6098 bruh i can’t do this shit rn 😭

    • @hihowareya6861
      @hihowareya6861 3 года назад +14

      I mean cmon man he literally sawed the dvd and the carton in damn half 😂

    • @sam4gaming135
      @sam4gaming135 3 года назад

      He didn't even show anything from the second movie

    • @dr.vibecheck2953
      @dr.vibecheck2953 2 года назад

      @Logan Roof cry about it

  • @jenniferellis1944
    @jenniferellis1944 3 года назад +1953

    "If I had a quarter for every Finding Jesus movie I would have two quarters, which isn't a lot, but it's strange that it happened twice."

    • @sweepingdread6058
      @sweepingdread6058 3 года назад +53

      You know what, if I had $500 for every Finding Jesus movie I would have $1,000. If they wanted to make money instead of giving us money, that would discourage them from making these.

    • @Oliviagarry69420
      @Oliviagarry69420 3 года назад +29

      It’s actually nickels

    • @deaddog7611
      @deaddog7611 3 года назад +28

      -Dr.Doofenshmirtz

    • @maxxmason723
      @maxxmason723 3 года назад +12

      Oof I've never heard a better quote for the situation lol

    • @danktank9049
      @danktank9049 3 года назад +18

      No one:
      Finding Jesus 3: NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

  • @TheBunbun97
    @TheBunbun97 2 года назад +54

    My brother is very appreciative that you review these movies so that we don't make the mistake of buying / watching it thinking its good christian programming
    Thank You

  • @thedabbinggamer3726
    @thedabbinggamer3726 2 года назад +20

    I never knew that an ANIMATED MOVIE could look so much like it has a green screen

  • @WigWoo1
    @WigWoo1 3 года назад +3433

    I didn't see you talk about the first one so every time you mentioned Muggles I swear I thought you were talking about Harry Potter

    • @alena984
      @alena984 3 года назад +48

      Oh hi verified person

    • @CyrusLagom
      @CyrusLagom 3 года назад +48

      You should definitely watch his review on the first movie.

    • @MufflesTheGerbil
      @MufflesTheGerbil 3 года назад +7

      Hi, didn't expect you to be here! 👋 :D

    • @pinkneko13
      @pinkneko13 3 года назад +3

      @SuccubusLuver same

    • @The-Floor.
      @The-Floor. 3 года назад

      What's the origin of your pfp?

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 3 года назад +2273

    The fact that you destroyed the dvd and cover, I guess you now know how AVGN feels everytime

    • @Paul_The_Writer
      @Paul_The_Writer 3 года назад +91

      Saber is very slowly becoming just like AVGN. Except Saber would be even angrier.

    • @jadestormbringer3733
      @jadestormbringer3733 3 года назад +56

      @@Paul_The_Writer the angry video nerd

    • @lacosanostraproductions1446
      @lacosanostraproductions1446 3 года назад +33

      You dont know how nostalgia I got hearing "Avgn" again after a long time ago... :^)

    • @kirbyplays2093
      @kirbyplays2093 3 года назад +28

      Its gonna take you back to the past

    • @complimentbotd7232
      @complimentbotd7232 3 года назад +24

      @@jadestormbringer3733 the angry direct-to-video nerd

  • @whalus_gigantus
    @whalus_gigantus 2 года назад +24

    I think "Finding Jesus" should be a movie about the people who created this movie

  • @mephilesthedarkultimatevillain
    @mephilesthedarkultimatevillain 2 года назад +73

    I'm not really a Christian person, but even I know dang well that this is so offensive to the core! I am so sorry for the christians that were offended by this disgraceful, disgusting, dumpster fire of a ripoff!

  • @xenogeno5464
    @xenogeno5464 3 года назад +3075

    Saberspark: “Fish Christians”
    Me in a cold sweat: “Fishtians”

  • @Shiba_25
    @Shiba_25 3 года назад +865

    The sushi guy doesn’t even REMOTELY sound Asian much less Japanese. He sounds like a drunk guy on a table, role playing while swinging a plastic Nodachi.

    • @sky-sx5gt
      @sky-sx5gt 3 года назад +19

      Lmao

    • @LendriMujina
      @LendriMujina 3 года назад +64

      Tell me about it. These kind of people think that an Asian accent is just mixing up R/L and you're done.
      (The irony is that our "R" sound, the alveolar approximant /ɹ/, is a pretty rare sound in the grand scheme of languages, while the alveolar tap /ɾ/ - the "in-between" sound that's being made fun of - is very common, just not in English. We're the weird ones in that department.)

    • @Ronin11111111
      @Ronin11111111 3 года назад +9

      He sounds like a more racist Lo Wang.

    • @jarofdelisauce2266
      @jarofdelisauce2266 3 года назад +28

      I'm sorry, I was too distracted by the fact that his animation is LITERALLY copy and pasted. What makes it even worse, they didn't even bother animating it when it faces the other direction. It's flipping...flipped!

    • @cintronproductions9430
      @cintronproductions9430 3 года назад +14

      Of all characters from the first "movie", I can't believe that they brought back Mr. Sushi. They probably thought that he would be a fan favorite when actually he's the most hated character for obvious reasons.

  • @Lycan4
    @Lycan4 2 года назад +10

    "You got Wubbly the pinkfish. Who's red. And also a STARFISH!!"
    That part made me burst out laughing. XD

  • @oblivioussenpai8109
    @oblivioussenpai8109 2 года назад +13

    9:43 “You’ve got Wubbly the Pinkfish, who’s red. And also a sTARFISH!!” The sheer rage of this line made me laugh so much. And then he goes on to screech about fish blinking. New favorite section of any Saberspark video.

  • @demaoser7490
    @demaoser7490 3 года назад +1664

    Promotes an underwear called “sheath” isn’t helping the “I’m not a furry.” argument…

    • @edenengland1883
      @edenengland1883 3 года назад +148

      to be fair it isnt even an argument so much as it is an inside joke
      odds are he contacted them (or at least accepted them) solely for the joke

    • @Nimori
      @Nimori 3 года назад +9

      I was thinking the exact same thing.

    • @bugjams
      @bugjams 3 года назад +117

      I feel very sorry for all the non-biologists and non-furries seeing this comment who are gonna go search up what "sheath" means in this context.

    • @hydratherussiangoose5702
      @hydratherussiangoose5702 3 года назад +25

      @@bugjams too late.

    • @doubtful_seer
      @doubtful_seer 3 года назад +8

      @@bugjams lmao

  • @emperorreign6154
    @emperorreign6154 3 года назад +4960

    Prince of Egypt remains the best Christian movie of all time where both atheists and Christians and those of other religious beliefs are united in their praise of a balanced, beautifully animated, well-written and powerful movie.

    • @darthvader4594
      @darthvader4594 3 года назад +319

      As muslim i also enjoyed that movie

    • @marsverb
      @marsverb 3 года назад +355

      As a Jew I take serious issue with calling Prince of Egypt a strictly Christian movie

    • @lukebytes5366
      @lukebytes5366 3 года назад +242

      They use the bible as a thematic setting, it's not necessarily Christian.

    • @Yeahimamusicalfan
      @Yeahimamusicalfan 3 года назад +153

      It’s a Christian, Muslim, and Jew movie

    • @emperorreign6154
      @emperorreign6154 3 года назад +233

      @@marsverb no one said it was strictly a Christian movie. But as far as Christian movies go, it is the best. If you believe it’s the best Jewish movie of all time, that’s up to you, but I was speaking in general terms. Note how I threw Christians atheists and Muslims and those of OTHER religious beliefs in there? Hence the general perspective? Interesting how you threw in the term ‘strictly Christian’ when there was nothing ‘strictly’ attached in the OP whatsoever. Very interesting indeed.

  • @henryisthere
    @henryisthere 7 месяцев назад +4

    Fish: *Blinks*
    Saber: And I took that personally!

  • @collinscoolness8072
    @collinscoolness8072 2 года назад +15

    7:36 aneurism

  • @ninacoco7
    @ninacoco7 3 года назад +1344

    Man...I'm agnostic but my dad is Christian and he showed me movies like Price of Egypt, and Joseph and the Technicolor Dream Coat...THANK GOD IT WASN'T THIS

    • @theterrorofdimensions1326
      @theterrorofdimensions1326 3 года назад +124

      Those were awesome, hands down. Not perfect, but no movie is. Yet, both were hands down a far stretch better than whatever the hell this thing was.
      I'd take VeggieTales any day. Hell, even the Hermie the Common Caterpillar series would trump this, because at least it used some pretty great (and/or decent) voice actors, and wasn't unbearable to watch.

    • @cj_comments
      @cj_comments 3 года назад +43

      “Price of Egypt”
      Technicolor Dream Coat”
      O, m, goodness, I'm dying 😂😭😂

    • @theterrorofdimensions1326
      @theterrorofdimensions1326 3 года назад +23

      @@cj_comments Well, I mean... it kinda was in technicolor for Joseph: King of Dreams. XDDD

    • @ninacoco7
      @ninacoco7 3 года назад +7

      @@theterrorofdimensions1326 omg I get those titles all mixed up...I work in theater and that musical kills me XD but that is the correct title for the movie

    • @theterrorofdimensions1326
      @theterrorofdimensions1326 3 года назад +5

      @@ninacoco7 It's a gift, and sometimes a curse. I remember the entire movie almost line for line too... and I didn't even consciously make the decision to do that.

  • @YMSHighlights
    @YMSHighlights 3 года назад +831

    The only thing worse than dollar store rip-offs are ones that shoehorn religion into them.

    • @xblade149
      @xblade149 3 года назад +14

      High adam

    • @SnackGuy2Star
      @SnackGuy2Star 3 года назад +35

      As a religious boy who had to go through watching these types of movies I one hundred percent agree

    • @xblade149
      @xblade149 3 года назад +26

      @@SnackGuy2Star as a catholic I saw the trailer and wanted to bleach my eyes.

    • @JohnAdams-pp7vi
      @JohnAdams-pp7vi 3 года назад +1

      Amen

  • @linat8268
    @linat8268 Год назад +10

    Saber, this is one of my fave videos of yours. Rewatching your suffering brings me comfort.

  • @gabriellebutkerait9684
    @gabriellebutkerait9684 Год назад +10

    I laughed my heart out at the blinking part. I just lost it too, Saberspark.
    10:05

  • @LateNightTableCo
    @LateNightTableCo 3 года назад +840

    God: “Thou shall not steal.”
    Finding Jesus Crew: “Hey, I resent that. Taking stuff is stealing. Reworking ideas is copyright infringement.”

  • @SuperIsaiah
    @SuperIsaiah 3 года назад +728

    30% of the comments: insult christians
    45% of comments: "I'm a Christian but I don't like this"
    25% of comments: "saberspark is permanently scarred lmao"

    • @mrbiglarge8820
      @mrbiglarge8820 3 года назад +32

      im that 45%

    • @saulgoodman3d306
      @saulgoodman3d306 3 года назад +2

      @@mrbiglarge8820 bob

    • @edenengland1883
      @edenengland1883 3 года назад +61

      you forgot the 5% of people pointing out that he is sponsoring a brand called "sheath" which makes him look even more like a furry

    • @saulgoodman3d306
      @saulgoodman3d306 3 года назад +2

      @@edenengland1883 bob

    • @WyxienTheFox
      @WyxienTheFox 3 года назад +2

      @@saulgoodman3d306 Bob

  • @RandomAticsJR
    @RandomAticsJR 2 года назад +9

    Honestly that usage of the Spec Ops: The Line music was pretty phenomenal

  • @butterman59
    @butterman59 2 года назад +8

    9:44 literally made me pause the video so I could laugh without missing the rest of the video

  • @your_pal_whale2964
    @your_pal_whale2964 3 года назад +868

    This isn’t even a movie review anymore, it’s just Saber having a mental breakdown.

    • @kevinthepilgrim
      @kevinthepilgrim 3 года назад +24

      Is is too mean if I say I'm enjoying it?

    • @ExtremeWreck
      @ExtremeWreck 3 года назад +11

      Yeah, I feel bad for him at this point.

    • @frecklesandfries9209
      @frecklesandfries9209 3 года назад +7

      And we are HERE for it

    • @sky-sx5gt
      @sky-sx5gt 3 года назад +12

      I never thought a freaking movie would break someone until now

    • @theperson_12
      @theperson_12 3 года назад +2

      @Dorothy Aru f i n d i n g j e s u s 3

  • @callmesantos9244
    @callmesantos9244 3 года назад +538

    Fishes: prays for Jesus who is a human
    Jesus many years ago: spawned many fishes in the fishermen’s nets so that the villagers can eat

    • @squirrel670
      @squirrel670 3 года назад +18

      Oof

    • @llewelynshingler2173
      @llewelynshingler2173 3 года назад +31

      As in, so many fish that they needed a second boat to get the net in

    • @michaelk5976
      @michaelk5976 3 года назад +7

      ... that's what i thought too

    • @person7090
      @person7090 3 года назад +23

      @@llewelynshingler2173 yeah bro it was so many fish
      He did it twice even

    • @llewelynshingler2173
      @llewelynshingler2173 3 года назад +12

      @@person7090 The second time being a time of day when it was bad for fishing, and that was signify that he was alive, despite the events leading up to that year's Passover

  • @purplegirlsrandomnesschann2284
    @purplegirlsrandomnesschann2284 Год назад +6

    11:48
    They're not bottom of the barrel, they are 6 feet under the barrel

  • @goldensundeer1139
    @goldensundeer1139 2 года назад +6

    His anger towards their lack of blinking has to be one of the funniest things I've seen recently! XD
    Omg! This movie has a Tommy Wisseau level of competence.

  • @unversedunavailable793
    @unversedunavailable793 3 года назад +943

    Finding Jesus 2: The Sea-quel . They had prime opportunity. I would have spent at least 8 grand if they named it that. But no. They failed.

    • @spddiesel
      @spddiesel 3 года назад +19

      For reals. They could've answered the age old question of whether or not fish have Soles.

    • @pinkneko13
      @pinkneko13 3 года назад +11

      If they had that kind of brain power then Finding Jesus wouldn't have existed, let alone the sequel.

    • @connor48880
      @connor48880 3 года назад +9

      That’s like them not calling Now You See Me 2, “Now You Don’t”

    • @carrot7868
      @carrot7868 3 года назад +1

      For real......

    • @Luvias0415
      @Luvias0415 3 года назад

      @@spddiesel We already know fish don't have soles.
      Have you ever seen a fish in the red light district hike up their dress to show you all ten inches of their flipper?

  • @Catyoshi47
    @Catyoshi47 3 года назад +1007

    ...as a Christian, I am so frickin sorry to whoever has sat down and watched this garbage movie

  • @blueenderman2164
    @blueenderman2164 2 года назад +5

    8:49 the fish crusade

  • @abby-cadabby
    @abby-cadabby 2 года назад +10

    Please let there be a Finding Jesus 3 🙏 I'd love to see Saberspark review another FJ movie/show 😂

  • @geoffnoelke
    @geoffnoelke 3 года назад +1812

    Imagine a universe where finding Jesus is the original and finding Nemo is the copy

  • @FillBar
    @FillBar 3 года назад +558

    It's like Finding Big Foot: they didn't find him but maybe next time.

  • @fat_little_rat
    @fat_little_rat 2 года назад +6

    5:24 *"I think poor Mr sushi could use some friendly cheer"*

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 11 месяцев назад

      “Thank you, Dr. Pavel.”

  • @adrianionescu9004
    @adrianionescu9004 2 года назад +3

    That part where Bane (basically) was talking about Sushi seemed like he gave up on being a villain and decided to become something else. (He made the decision on LSD, though.)

  • @rvmaika5815
    @rvmaika5815 3 года назад +604

    This movie doesn’t make me want to find Jesus. It makes me want to find an exorcist.

  • @Lovinia1
    @Lovinia1 3 года назад +1542

    Jesus literally ate a fish after he resurrected just to prove he was alive. And some of his best friends where fishermen.
    I’ll just leave that there

    • @crowMilatonin
      @crowMilatonin 3 года назад +130

      They’re masochist fish, what can I say

    • @andrewcroasmun4158
      @andrewcroasmun4158 2 года назад +17

      Your Correct

    • @newbiegamelover4767
      @newbiegamelover4767 2 года назад +77

      Jesus literally proved who He was and convinced those people to follow Him by filling their nets so full of fish that their boats were sinking! Keep in mind that just prior to His arrival, those fishermen were not having any luck with catching anything!
      Not to mention the two fish that contributed to feeding the 5,000. Honestly, fish are the last creatures to have worshiping Jesus!

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 2 года назад +78

      @@newbiegamelover4767 “do you have any idea how many fish jesus killed” is not something I was expecting to read today, but here I am. It’s that it’s not even. It’s accurate

    • @alteredizzy
      @alteredizzy 2 года назад +23

      @@newbiegamelover4767man this book sounds good I gotta get it from my local library

  • @VGGBrayden
    @VGGBrayden 2 года назад +4

    Who else likes to watch a man get really mad at fish on their spare time?

  • @Primi_scars
    @Primi_scars Год назад

    I just had a mental break down and I just headed to this channel that u so so much your videos help me so much 😖 thank you for your hard work

  • @megasaur6511
    @megasaur6511 3 года назад +2406

    Mr. Sushi's design is downright awful ... despite the fact it's obviously racist, he shouldn't technically be ALIVE and be in the ocean. HE'S A LITERAL ROLL OF SUSHI Complete with the dead, raw fish parts, seaweed, and what appears to be rice. He even has Roe on his head! He's basically a negative Japanese stereotype that's also a literal zombie.

    • @somedude3111
      @somedude3111 3 года назад +127

      And the seaweed is neon green

    • @cookiecutter3758
      @cookiecutter3758 3 года назад +96

      Body horror

    • @realswobby
      @realswobby 2 года назад +21

      It's just a movie for DUMB kids

    • @megasaur6511
      @megasaur6511 2 года назад +59

      @@realswobby Yea, it is, thank you for shortening what I said about how dumb it is in a quick sentence.

    • @Antnj81
      @Antnj81 2 года назад +18

      ... Aaaaaaaaaaaaand that's why Mr. Sushi is the BEST character ever!

  • @w31rd03
    @w31rd03 3 года назад +3814

    We can all agree that this is something that even Jesus doesn't want.

    • @thaliabalia9871
      @thaliabalia9871 3 года назад +231

      Jesus, turning water into wine to try and forget this sh*t: I didn't get crucified for this

    • @beanbrain6162
      @beanbrain6162 3 года назад +26

      @@thaliabalia9871 XD

    • @JuanMartinez-hf8eb
      @JuanMartinez-hf8eb 3 года назад +59

      Even the Devil himself wouldn't accept this shitty trashbag of a movie being put in the deepest depths of Hell.

    • @cfruge444
      @cfruge444 3 года назад +1

      @@JuanMartinez-hf8eb Unlike ruclips.net/video/K9mOaUOLMH0/видео.html, at least it tried.
      *BTW, He Was Once came out in 1989.*

    • @byrongardner9299
      @byrongardner9299 3 года назад +5

      666 likes mmm

  • @nazartherandomdude
    @nazartherandomdude Год назад +5

    Its sad that the voice actors actually had potential to work on a good movie, their voices are surprisingly good

  • @tftc97
    @tftc97 10 месяцев назад +1

    the fact THIS got a sequel gets me scared for the future of humanity

  • @KonroMan
    @KonroMan 3 года назад +711

    Prof. Shark: “You fish don’t blink.”
    The Fish: Proceed to blink.
    Saberspark: *LOSES HIS SANITY.*

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 3 года назад +25

      Was that a joke?? Like, were they trying to be ironic and funny? It's not funny! It's fucking insulting! It destroys the previous joke! And it's for kids! Fuck you, WowNow!

    • @tiffany-up2ii
      @tiffany-up2ii 3 года назад +9

      Poor dude he sounds genuinely sad reviewing this

    • @Jenninka
      @Jenninka 3 года назад +13

      I was having a bad day until I heard a grown man’s mind break over blinking cartoon fish

    • @princessofvideoshorts9897
      @princessofvideoshorts9897 3 года назад +3

      Yep

  • @sid7906
    @sid7906 3 года назад +1266

    If there's anything we should be finding Jesus for, it's to pray for him to restore SaberSpark's sanity.

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 3 года назад +9

      Nah, he’s def a furry, and that’s worse than being a Catholic

    • @ewencarriou8160
      @ewencarriou8160 3 года назад +11

      Question: even if we want Saber to regain his sanity? Do we want him to stop talking about shitty animation movies? No, of course we don't.
      If he regained his sanity, it would only be so we can watch it crumble again

    • @tudornedelcu8396
      @tudornedelcu8396 3 года назад +7

      Let's hope that Saber restores his sanity... This... movie... is ABYSMAL!

    • @tudornedelcu8396
      @tudornedelcu8396 3 года назад +4

      That's one HELL of a MOVIE!

    • @KatsyKat
      @KatsyKat 3 года назад +3

      @@warlordofbritannia stereotypes yes, actual furries not so much XD

  • @ribbon-kitten7577
    @ribbon-kitten7577 Год назад +2

    12:24 Good Saberspark. Let the anger flow through you.

  • @Wignut
    @Wignut 2 года назад +2

    5:24 I love this edit so much

  • @anarespinosa
    @anarespinosa 3 года назад +1712

    I like how Saber just takes off his underwear instead of - I don’t know - showing us the product picture from the website?? Lmao

    • @Chewbarta
      @Chewbarta 3 года назад +130

      How else are we going to know the authenticity of the product if he doesn’t show it in action?

    • @leonsillen1376
      @leonsillen1376 3 года назад +26

      You know, fair enough.

    • @ubbles5174
      @ubbles5174 3 года назад +132

      Wow when you read this without watching the video, it sure has a weird context 🥲

    • @nunpho
      @nunpho 3 года назад +15

      @@ubbles5174 yuuup 😂

    • @zerobatsu
      @zerobatsu 3 года назад +14

      I think it’s required as part of the sponsor read to show the actual product.

  • @joujou1450
    @joujou1450 3 года назад +763

    The pure irony that the movie is called Finding Jesus and the fact that this movie is a fate worse than hell feels very special to me personally

    • @TypeKK
      @TypeKK 3 года назад +34

      Imagine died but you don't go to hell, instead you reincarnated as fish and live at Bubble Town forever
      Hell is more interesting but Bubble Town...I don't know with that

    • @doctoremmettlbrown5105
      @doctoremmettlbrown5105 3 года назад +8

      LMAO

    • @accountlol7409
      @accountlol7409 3 года назад +12

      It was more like a Jesus fish cult than a Christian movie

    • @TypeKK
      @TypeKK 3 года назад +4

      @@accountlol7409 Fishicollic Christianity

    • @D.HansonOfficial
      @D.HansonOfficial 3 года назад +4

      @@accountlol7409 A Jesus fish cult that has nothing to do with Jesus

  • @tumbletunes3101
    @tumbletunes3101 2 года назад

    it’s been a year since i’ve seen ur stuff and i think you’re actually going insane. love it dude 👍

  • @animegamergirl09
    @animegamergirl09 2 года назад +1

    9:45 just leaving this time stamp here for myself because it cracks me up

  • @Donuts8
    @Donuts8 3 года назад +319

    Fish Jesus didn’t die for this. Some fins can never be forgiven.

    • @zerosumgame5700
      @zerosumgame5700 3 года назад +3

      Hateful upvote, representing reddit because you make me ashamed to use RUclips /s(sorta)

    • @Graknorke
      @Graknorke 3 года назад +2

      No no, Jesus is a human in the film still.

    • @Professorgutierrez
      @Professorgutierrez 3 года назад +10

      Funny thing is that in Spanish fish (pescado) and sin (pecado) are similar.

    • @carp2567
      @carp2567 3 года назад

      No its Turtle Jesus

    • @theinktank2558
      @theinktank2558 3 года назад +1

      Šœmębœdÿ œńçę tœłd mę

  • @Everik-ct6pg
    @Everik-ct6pg 3 года назад +384

    I'm convinced that this movie was an asexually reproduced clone of the first movie, like how cells divide themselves in half. This is the first movie that was a product of cell division.

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 3 года назад +26

      But that means...there will be finding jesus 3 and 4

    • @babyyoda9407
      @babyyoda9407 3 года назад +13

      Eventually, there will be a finding jeSUS infinity

    • @lucianonafi7478
      @lucianonafi7478 3 года назад +17

      They made a movie so shitty that it became the first fully man-made lifeform. Soon enough it will evolve into huge, planetary-scale lifeforms, much like our own. Instead of being made of cells, they will be made of finding jesus. Planets, no, entire star systems will be overwhelmed and consumed completely, all for one simple goal; Finding jesus. The universe is their oyster, these new, macro-scale lifeforms will grow, fight and evolve, eventually achieving sentience. They will look back uupon their origins, finding out that they're all composed out of shitty copies of a ripoff movie, although they have no concept of such things. Their greatest scientists will ponder who the hell this jesus guy is, what he has to do with fish, and why the hell must they find him? Alas, since our homeworld has long since been consumed by the first few billion copies of Finding Jesus, they will not have an answer. Finding jesus will be an empty quest; an ideal completely devoid of true meaning at this point. Finding Jesus is our future. We must embrace it.

    • @stanleydykes4134
      @stanleydykes4134 3 года назад +2

      @@lucianonafi7478 Holy F*** Dude!

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 3 года назад +3

      @@babyyoda9407 AMOGUS

  • @youdonotcare
    @youdonotcare 2 года назад +1

    Just got an ad while the shark laughing scene was going on that started with Shark Tank

  • @mandaree8147
    @mandaree8147 2 года назад +2

    I love how saberspark usually starts at like 20 and ramps up but this video is him past all the stages of grief and running on 1000000000000% from .01 in

  • @Kenajovski
    @Kenajovski 3 года назад +819

    As a christian myself, I feel ashamed and I really feel like Jesus' name was ashamed too. This movie really makes seem us, christians like goofy children.

    • @nerfcontent9429
      @nerfcontent9429 3 года назад +24

      Yeah

    • @nerfcontent9429
      @nerfcontent9429 3 года назад +40

      I really just wanna just saber a hug and say sorry as a aduinace member for him he has been permanently traumatized and I feel so bad for him

    • @gabrielgaming1102
      @gabrielgaming1102 3 года назад +5

      Same

    • @_Rhatsody
      @_Rhatsody 3 года назад +12

      You are...though lol. As a collective you definitely are goofy children

    • @bread_the_god6737
      @bread_the_god6737 3 года назад +49

      @@_Rhatsody what?

  • @therealmanos
    @therealmanos 3 года назад +254

    I seriously fucking lost it when you said, "What's his accent? Is he French? Is he fancy? Is he English?" Fancy is my favorite accent.
    This is top tier comedy.
    Thank you for this.

  • @bolt9638
    @bolt9638 2 года назад

    I haven’t watched u in so long and I love how much more emotion I have in these videos now I always loved u but I wished u had more emotion u really improved and keep up the grate work!

  • @ramonsanchez2545
    @ramonsanchez2545 2 года назад

    Great video and music Oh my goodness dude good job

  • @KoobyDooby
    @KoobyDooby 3 года назад +435

    The way he screams “STARFISH!!!” so aggressively makes me smile everytime.

    • @natalie022
      @natalie022 3 года назад +7

      “Everytime?” EVERYTIME?!?! YOU WATCH THIS MORE THAN ONCE?!

    • @bamr1318
      @bamr1318 3 года назад +10

      Here you go :) 9:45

    • @The777brown
      @The777brown 3 года назад

      Hahahaha

    • @jillianearley2779
      @jillianearley2779 3 года назад

      Sammmee 😂

  • @yuki_1002
    @yuki_1002 3 года назад +336

    The repeated mentions of “It’s another beautiful day” makes it sound like the movie was originally a failed tv show that the creators combined together to make it a “movie”.

    • @inferno9924
      @inferno9924 3 года назад +20

      I think you're on to something, and I hate it

    • @nachoghost
      @nachoghost 3 года назад +14

      I don't know why but that just makes it worse

    • @rachelthompson7487
      @rachelthompson7487 3 года назад +4

      Yeah it makes it sound like a show instead of a movie.

  • @raisedonpopcornwithgrant9670
    @raisedonpopcornwithgrant9670 2 года назад

    the best saberspark vid!!! omg i laughed so hard!!!

  • @ewanedwards6822
    @ewanedwards6822 Год назад +1

    I never once in my life thought I would see a Spec Ops: The Line clip appear in a Saberspark video.

  • @anntan9913
    @anntan9913 3 года назад +182

    10/10, they just adlibbed everything. There was no script.

  • @kalinaszek
    @kalinaszek 3 года назад +594

    I'm seriously considering making Christian 3d movie. The bar can't be lowered more

    • @hongxiuquan69
      @hongxiuquan69 3 года назад +38

      Best of luck, mi amigo.

    • @JohnAdams-pp7vi
      @JohnAdams-pp7vi 3 года назад +33

      God the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost go with you

    • @wolvie1618
      @wolvie1618 3 года назад +8

      Do it

    • @sterlingodeaghaidh5086
      @sterlingodeaghaidh5086 3 года назад +42

      This is below bar honestly, even for Christian entertainment. Remmember we had Adventures in Oddesey and Veggie Tales. This isn't even close.

    • @KingsBard
      @KingsBard 3 года назад +2

      please do

  • @kormanTheShadowLord
    @kormanTheShadowLord Год назад +1

    I noticed the sword that cut off Sauron's fingers off in lord of the rings in the background of the room, noice 👌

  • @Tailsblood141414
    @Tailsblood141414 25 дней назад

    Videos that you come across 2 years later that make you glad to see Saber doing well despite it all

  • @thememeestfilmbuff
    @thememeestfilmbuff 3 года назад +207

    *This movie is so bad* that it took a sequel to try to still look for Jesus....
    _and they still haven’t found him._

    • @lucifersatan4611
      @lucifersatan4611 3 года назад +18

      Even I need Jesus after this film.

    • @DubloDuck
      @DubloDuck 3 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @thepunkkingkingofthederps7686
      @thepunkkingkingofthederps7686 3 года назад +6

      He's hiding under a rock the entire time

    • @CoolerMike
      @CoolerMike 3 года назад +2

      I'm going to find some eye bleach and a good movie after watching Finding Jesus 1 & 2

    • @hereisaegg3659
      @hereisaegg3659 3 года назад +2

      @@thepunkkingkingofthederps7686
      That's understandable

  • @gossiperzoroark9629
    @gossiperzoroark9629 3 года назад +422

    They needed a “sequel”because they _CLEARLY_ did not find any signs the first time.

  • @Belphegirl
    @Belphegirl 2 года назад +2

    Two things about this video, 1) “reading the riot act” is a common saying that means to give a warning and 2) he used the word ‘gaslighting’ wrong

  • @amystahler2346
    @amystahler2346 2 года назад

    This review is manic and I love it. Thank you for listening to our request.

  • @Bristol_Lively
    @Bristol_Lively 3 года назад +1431

    I am christian, but this is a disgrace to even Jesus himself.

    • @tonyamousel4492
      @tonyamousel4492 3 года назад +108

      Another Christian here, i totally agree

    • @crowMilatonin
      @crowMilatonin 3 года назад +95

      Im glad we can all come together to make fun of this terrible movie

    • @JesterKitty
      @JesterKitty 2 года назад +68

      As another Christian, this is the worst fucking thing.

    • @Bristol_Lively
      @Bristol_Lively 2 года назад +33

      @dracoflame mega *He left because of the creators of this movie and our whole species in general.*

    • @josephmoore286
      @josephmoore286 2 года назад +4

      Well Jesus is not complaining.

  • @WolfmanArt
    @WolfmanArt 3 года назад +258

    Shark: You can't blink
    *Fish blinks right in front of him*
    Talk about stupid... 🤦‍♂️

    • @TheShelby313
      @TheShelby313 3 года назад +9

      And they had to animate that. They wasted money to contradict a line

  • @Aie-kun
    @Aie-kun 2 года назад

    Soooooo Niceeeeee SaberSpark!!!!!

  • @elchanchopato9601
    @elchanchopato9601 2 года назад +5

    8:57 That's the ictus, a secret sign that Christians made in the sand to recognize each other as such during the time on which they were chased by the Romans.

  • @evanlandis990
    @evanlandis990 3 года назад +668

    **puts Saber in a blanket, gives him Ibuprofen, and hot coco** shhhh, rest now. You need rest. Some of us care about your mental health **pat pat**

    • @gabrielpineirogarcia2078
      @gabrielpineirogarcia2078 3 года назад +23

      Dont forget to slip him into his reliable sheath, to keep his junk secured

    • @evanlandis990
      @evanlandis990 3 года назад +26

      @@gabrielpineirogarcia2078 pls don't, I'm trying to be SFW

    • @ubbles5174
      @ubbles5174 3 года назад +5

      @@gabrielpineirogarcia2078 wtf?

    • @meh8396
      @meh8396 3 года назад +11

      #ProteccSaberSpark

    • @gabrielpineirogarcia2078
      @gabrielpineirogarcia2078 3 года назад +4

      @@ubbles5174 Idk i was not expecting to Hear about someones junk tbh XD

  • @tessarothein7934
    @tessarothein7934 3 года назад +1170

    Mr. Sushi COULD have been a clever insight on Religion. Assuming Mr. Sushi is a Buddhist, he could have achieved reincarnation after death, becoming a sushi roll. They could have fleshed out this character. They could have had an episode where the Christian community inquires on different religions. They could have had different organisms for different religions. An octopus to represent Hinduism, etc. Just don't be offensive and you would have had a compitent storyline.

    • @maxxmason723
      @maxxmason723 3 года назад +119

      Except for its a Christian movie and there is no other cult than Christian or you shall be shunned sorry I might be projecting a little saying as my Christian family thinks we should burn everyone who's not Christian and I'm Buddhist anywayyyyyyyy have a nice day

    • @gleamingbige8119
      @gleamingbige8119 3 года назад +98

      Hardcore Christians: *No*

    • @Chosen1Creator
      @Chosen1Creator 3 года назад +92

      What if Mr. Sushi is fish Jesus? Think about it, he's dead fish but resurrected.

    • @masync183
      @masync183 3 года назад +65

      That would only work with reasonable, sensible people who are willing to listen to ideas they aren't familiar with and re-examine their own. So, not Christians.

    • @mossy_6475
      @mossy_6475 3 года назад +36

      They would never even consider that I’m sure. your idea is on a whole other level though and I love it

  • @mixymaxox
    @mixymaxox Год назад

    Just by the thumbnail I could tell this would be one heck of a ride

  • @E8144EOE
    @E8144EOE 2 года назад +1

    1:06
    Hearing this choice of music made my third eye open for but a brief moment.

  • @roguereaver634
    @roguereaver634 3 года назад +104

    I like how Mr Sushi is just a sentient, floating pile of mutilated flesh topped with their unborn children?

    • @ricekrispies1917
      @ricekrispies1917 3 года назад +4

      Apparently they didn't think the Japanese qualified to be anything but a massacre of fish parts

    • @LendriMujina
      @LendriMujina 3 года назад +3

      Funny thing is, sushi doesn't even _have_ to involve fish. 寿司 [すし (sushi)] just means vinegared rice. But I guess you can't expect someone like these guys to know that.

  • @valkyriefyre79
    @valkyriefyre79 3 года назад +159

    The orange fish has forward facing eyes, indicating that he is a predator
    The fact that he doesn't know what blinking is makes it worse

    • @manabie1228
      @manabie1228 3 года назад +5

      If forward facing eyes indicating a predator, how about shark then?
      Are there any others characteristics?

    • @Tentegen
      @Tentegen 3 года назад +3

      @@manabie1228 actually, its been studied that the position of their eyes offers them a very wide view range........with the various species of Hammer heads being the widest of them all.

    • @manabie1228
      @manabie1228 3 года назад +2

      @@Tentegen Aaaaah i see, thanks for the information.

    • @PlatoonGoon
      @PlatoonGoon 3 года назад +3

      @@manabie1228 Very weird move to try to disprove a fact with an example. Everything has exceptions.

  • @albrown122
    @albrown122 2 дня назад

    3:30 You just described the entire theme around 'So bad it's good.' Where they have to drink beer to watch, review, and mock bad movies. 7:04 Well, You can't have any actual conflict. Otherwise, they might say, "God, why have you forsaken me!" And that would hit too close to home.

  • @rivercrow5151
    @rivercrow5151 2 года назад +3

    Amazing Bill Wurtz reference

  • @justsomerandomboi5390
    @justsomerandomboi5390 3 года назад +314

    Oh a sequel. HES GOING CRAZY SAVE HIM

    • @tahaa.
      @tahaa. 3 года назад +11

      The Sequel that we didn't need but We needed it. Good God that Movie made him sure go though Hell and then he destroyed the DVD to end all that sequel's madness to his brain because it was downright Garbage.

    • @justsomerandomboi5390
      @justsomerandomboi5390 3 года назад +3

      @@tahaa. the most accurate description

    • @ohmaplaymaker
      @ohmaplaymaker 3 года назад +4

      Prepare for trouble and make double

    • @thejplace3947
      @thejplace3947 3 года назад +3

      Hey Spike

    • @tahaa.
      @tahaa. 3 года назад +2

      @@thejplace3947 From Brawl Stars.

  • @demonzone2571
    @demonzone2571 3 года назад +534

    How to make a terrible movie:
    Step 1: have terrible voice acting
    Step 2: have terrible character design
    Step 3: have no script
    Step 4: treat your audience like brain dead monkeys
    Step 5: have the movie be heavy on a certain religion
    Step 6: Profit

    • @allenmurallo3730
      @allenmurallo3730 3 года назад +19

      You forgot about step about pandering.

    • @wannabehistorian371
      @wannabehistorian371 3 года назад +4

      @@allenmurallo3730 Step 5

    • @ShortyRockz1980
      @ShortyRockz1980 3 года назад +7

      "the terrible Christian movie incident"
      June 18 2021

    • @JohnAdams-pp7vi
      @JohnAdams-pp7vi 3 года назад +2

      Step 7: take your $2 million and go to Rio!

    • @ThatFoxyPixelKid
      @ThatFoxyPixelKid 3 года назад +6

      8: Make a sequel and if that doesn't flop horribly make a third movie

  • @aedensdinoworldtoysreview565
    @aedensdinoworldtoysreview565 2 месяца назад

    12:30 I wasn’t expecting THAT to have a cameo😂

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 2 года назад +1

    Oh boy, I can’t wait for Finding Jesus 3 and Knuckles