Purple Storm from what I have seen from his story time videos, he doesn't go after the right girls. He's always chasing the hot superficial girls so he always finds himself with girls who use him, lie, cheat, and tease him and are not interested in settling down. It doesn't look like he is looking for a life partner or a christian one at that if he even is still Christian. So I can see why he is single
Swoozie must have this ability to make people feel really comfortable around him because his friends/ the girls in his videos always tell him about their relationships!
He's the one who makes it interesting, a regular man would simply have a story about how they banged this wasted girl that was trying to get over his ex in unhealthy ways.
Feel it's because you can't have the privileges of hooking up with someone and not care that there MAY be responsibilities afterwards (morning hangover, drama, blackmail, etc). Every "hot girl" has a story behind that pretty face and not everyone wants to be in a relationship where you have a useless person who's just arm candy. It may be good for one night, but that shit gets old quick when you want something stable.
I shouldnt really be congratulating you for this but props to swoozie for not taking advantage of that girl while she was drunk and emotionally vulnerable
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I can't handle the regular updates. Like, I don't know if I should not watch them and let them accumulate so I can binge or if I should watch them and wait... this is tough, Adande.
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Dead ass. I think this is the funniest Swoozie video
Efren Bailey yea it is
Efren Bailey agreed
Lol Wtf. This video barely had any funny bits
Efren Bailey seriously though😂😂😂
Yas
I thought I was the only one that wore my power ranger belt on dates.... (thx for having us animate this)
itsAlexClark OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH 😍
Oh no way. Whats up
SWEET CELESTIA ON LIN MIRANDA'S BED! NOTICE ME!
damn my boy here
itsAlexClark yo he was about to be a mighty morphing loving machine 😂😂
No intros, direct to the story.
This is why I subscribed.
Dean Natuno YEA BOI
YEA BOI
YEA BOI
yeah she was on one of my mates videos.
This is why you just smash her and leave
I'm digging the animation in this one!
CultureCrash culture crash OMG
CultureCrash when a RUclipsr you're a really big fan of is a really big fan of a RUclipsr you're also fan of (fan-seption)
i didnt know you liked swoozie... But everyone loves swoozie
and i love your vids
notice me senpai
stop being a clown god damn read a book 😂😂😂 what is this name😂😂😂
CultureCrash to
1:08 is the funniest way to say “what in the heck is that” 😂
I swear to God how is swoozie not married he is literally the guy every girl claims she wants
It is one of those unsolved mysteries of the world.
Purple Storm from what I have seen from his story time videos, he doesn't go after the right girls. He's always chasing the hot superficial girls so he always finds himself with girls who use him, lie, cheat, and tease him and are not interested in settling down. It doesn't look like he is looking for a life partner or a christian one at that if he even is still Christian. So I can see why he is single
JennarsLuv I feel the same way considering all these make out stories opposed to how he used to be with his past videos
if think all of these stories are 100% real, seek help
To be completely honest it probably the girls he goes for.
Plot twist
It was actually Alex
Super Vegito BROO I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE WHAT THE HELL🤣🤣
Super Vegito he gay XD?
WHY ARE YOU ON EVERY FREAKING VIDEO
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"Hard to score a win. Harder to walk away from one."
Jo King that be true
Jo King not if you're Lavar Ball
He didn't score the win though. Because Alex is still in her mind.
cool vidoe lets connect...
Jo King
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2:40 when you enter class late.
That is super funny
What that songs name
Yo I said the same thing
domiNATEr7 mask off
Lmfao
2:40 was the best part! The way he had the girl singing!
Yo the animation in this video is TIGHT! Good job y'all!
A really cool guy called Alex Clark animated this! His RUclips channel is called ItsAlexClark 😁
cool vidoe lets connect...
Thank Alex Clark
Isagail I'm 1k
You could already tell it was Alex, the moment we saw the animation style
Ezzy Peezy GON!
Yep
**drinks wine**
**makes a fire song parody on a strict budget cut **2:41****
UwU Wussian Badger Mask off
Mansur one of the best songs to ever exist :3
he didnt make that song is called mask off
Worried BOT ur dumb dude it’s a fucking joke
@@worriedbot1885 R/Woooooooosh
Like how there is no intro, goes straight to the vid. That deserves a like.
i make funny videos like swoozie i hope they make you smile and laugh ! :))
sex you burn in hell for having sex so i, not led into temptation, SHALL REPORT YOU!!
But your copied comment doesnt.
FrosTii- no you didnt. The other comment says 3 days ago and this one says 2. Liar
FrosTii- wvr
Store Manager: “What are y’all on?”
Adande: “Percoicet, Molly Percoicet!”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
AWKWARD Peyton101 I WAS DEAD
Omg as I was reading the lyrics the part of the video played what is this
2:37
FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
Why is swoozies brain British lol
why not
Idk about you but my brain is a little Irish chap
That's his drunk brain.
Lmao it’s hysterical! I need a British brain!
That's his drunk brain 😅
2:41 is my favorite swoozie moment ever😂😂👌
AZore same
Definitely.
For sure
I Like Anime Swoozie. 1:40 This needs to become a show
#ninjasub
Stealth agreed
Agreed
Stealth that looks more like boondocks animation style then anime but then again didn't they get inspired by the anime samurai something so who knows
Stealth I don't want to watch shoes. I want to watch anime swoozie. Make this happen!
Congrats on #2 trending! 💜
• Taylor Nicole • no messages
• Taylor Nicole • who even uses the trending tab? That place is just filled with adds
ignis ikr
Now it's number 1
Looks like that wine made her a little sWooZie
* BoOoOoOoOoOo *
FroyoHead Animation LMAOOooooo😂😂😂
FroyoHead Animation 😂😂
loooool * Dislike. Flagged *
YOOOOOOOO
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“What are y’all on?” molly Percocets oooo molly Percocets oooo!!😭😭🤣
It was that part for me 😂😂
😂😂😂💀
Yeeeeeee 😂
Hehe Popping bottles, instagram models. Swoozie is feeling very rhyme-y lately.... MIXTAPE DROPPING SOON?????
I would LOVE a swoozie mixtape holy shit
I'd buy it
also can yall collab again please?
Don't kill me. Always being extra!!!
LaToya Forever ilyyy
Is she the girl he's mentioning?
I'm dat Guy Exactly, I'm just checking out her channel!
I'm dat Guy No she's married and has a beautiful baby.
LaToya Forever omg LaToya! Hiiii I am big fan💟
Swoozie must have this ability to make people feel really comfortable around him because his friends/ the girls in his videos always tell him about their relationships!
Yo stop having an interesting life tf
Ikr
He's the one who makes it interesting, a regular man would simply have a story about how they banged this wasted girl that was trying to get over his ex in unhealthy ways.
$>?!!??
I literally died when he started singing mask off
I’ve been poppin bottles with Instagram models I feel just like a rock star
21 21 21 21
No one:
Swoozie: So I met this girl
@2:40 I'm fucking crying lmao. Alex Clark gets a major W for that.
Gucci Pickles
Bro I swear your top comment on every Mr. Fruit video.
Gucci Pickles lol
Gucci Pickles k
same im dead broo
*LET'S DRINK WINE* 😂😂😂😂
Thanks for being one of the good guys Swoozie :) ps - does the key on your necklace have any special meaning?
I think it's the key to his chastity belt, he carries it till he meets the one it is meant for.
DarknessinZero2 love this haha made my day!
Aww! (^^) Glad I could make you day.
maybe to a safe or somethin
Sure does. It says "Dream" on it. Ties into a project I'm working on ;)
2:41 I'm dead bro dead
sWooZie's brain is British. It's official canon now.
Swooz, you truly are a super man. The amount of babes you've said no to out of principle is on a superhuman level at this point.
He fucking denied kim kardashion
Feel it's because you can't have the privileges of hooking up with someone and not care that there MAY be responsibilities afterwards (morning hangover, drama, blackmail, etc). Every "hot girl" has a story behind that pretty face and not everyone wants to be in a relationship where you have a useless person who's just arm candy. It may be good for one night, but that shit gets old quick when you want something stable.
It’s called being a real man
@@noe4354 I would to, and I’m no swoozie😆
I love that you collabed with itsalexclark
2:41
2:41
2:41
2:41
2:41
2:41
2:41
2:41
I SELL REPLAYS!!!!
Jevon Woods Jr if u click the time stamp really fast it’s hilarious
Nah bro, Don't need it
I was dying
Could i buy a 2:41
Jesus what song is dat
2:41 lol best remix *EVER...*
Lol
Fr tho 😂😂😂
Yes it is😂😂😂😂😂
Ikr 😂🤣
emmanuel pierre 2.0 what is it called
2:40 I'm in tears!💀👌
What song was he alluding to?
KamyKam i think it might be "mask off"
Garrett Holland-Pittman What I came for!😂😂😂😭😂
KamyKam Yep its mask off
Garrett Holland-Pittman LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THAT PART WAS FUNNH AF
Good man swoozie
Ryan Smith I see you commenting on a ton of famous people's videos, you seeking attention?!?!
You everywhere
Ryan Smith fuck off man you're on every single trending video
Ryan Smith shz shza zs
interesting 483 Yea, how is that relivent?
Hey swoozie, Charlie puth and lil’wayne only taught us one thing bro....
Vladimir mendoza I thought it was Cosby too
Vladimir mendoza I know mask off but not the other song by Charlie
How many girlfriends have you had bro????
_ Gamehedgehog _ I know right
@@gerdadoherty2464 your profile pic doesn't say so...
@Trooper Playz that's not my name my name is Gabriel and Gerda is my mom's name
@@gerdadoherty2464 what a player
I mean... this wasn’t a girlfriend ? Lol what prompted this question.
2:41 probably a better version of the song
What the og song called
Luke Max mask on
Lynsey mask off lol
That was kind of mean 😕
^Sheryl Thomas* What are you talking about?
Omg Alex and Swoozie? Fk yes
Sultan Sketches I see you everywhere
Even on my channel
LMAO FRIEND-
WãffleKitty OwO I'm a fan of many RUclips animators, I love all their works
Nice name
yesss swoozie and Alex Clark collabing is perfect
2:42 YO CHIIIIILLL XD 💀💀💀
MegaGangsta4life what does this refer to? (I'm not speaking english on daily so no idea, however I'm hella curious)
Magdalena the song mask off by future
Ikr
😂
Aye yo LMAO Soo true 😂
Dude you keep finding the wrong girls in the wrong places dude. There are so many signs 😂😂😂 Seriously,take a breather
My thoughts exactly!
Indeed, wise words most people don't realize. To be fair tho, he's in LA...
Nah he's dealing with most women in America nowadays
he should've have smash
Nick Crompton no, lol he did the right thing
Who else cracked up at 2:41 I’m speechless
I was done as soon as he said the first word
Me
What does this refer to? pls help me figure it out 😰
Magdalena it's a song
Barry John well if you say it's a song then give me it's name? XD
funniest thing swoozie ever has animated/voice acted in his RUclips career hands down 2:40
Dope video with funny parts and good overall message. 10/10 !
*Let's Drink WINE* 2:42, this is definitely the funniest thing I have ever watch
Y is it so funny
Sneddy Cool no u
WHO ELSE GETS SOO EXCITED WHEN HE DROPS A NEW VID?! WE LOVE U SWOOZIE👑💕
I love the part when he’s like are y trying to get me chocolate wasted
What does that even mean
Thats a real Gentleman right there.
I swear swoozie cant keep a girl to save his life
Swoozie has 100% respect for women
1:48 As a brit, I can confirm that this is a solid british accent. Good job sWooZie.
"we've been dating for three months now" "howww" 😂😂😂
Hi
"Let's Drink Wine"
Finally the Swoozie & Alex collab happened!! I've been waiting years man! Yeeeeaaaarrrrs!! 😂
I see this It’s Alex Clark...
PS: I love watching both of your vids
You're one of a kind swoozie real talk someone would be lucky to have you mah boi
This is how you catch an STD or Family Court. Good thinking!
B. Eder Right. or criminal court. no drunk girls
2:38 to 2:47 got me dead 😂😂😂💀💀
Tiffany Creation lol same
Uncle T Future - Mask off
0:00 to 0:04 "Meet this girl randomly, get her number" Can I just...live ur life swooz just...plz
Swoozie I was legit thinking bout your channel and then you posted. 😂
Same
I was litterly watching alex and u
the prophesy must be fulfilled
What dood did sw00zie just poat a coment
sWooZie plz upload more
I love his brain "chocolate wasted?"😂👾
Blue Beetle 😂
As funny as this video is, you're act to not smash a drunken-emotionally-vulnerable-girl is completely correct. SO MUCH RESPECT FOR YOU.
RIGHT?!!!! He's so great for that!!!! another person in the comments were talking about raping her, and swoozie is just over here being great
C Brigs v
Obviously your both female but drunk and emotionally vulnerable I don't think so HE SHOULDVE SMASHED
bruh the bar is low
Person: how many girls has swoozie picked up?
Anime fan: IT’S OVER 9000!!!
Anyone else died on the Percocet molly Percocet
The Mask Player I mean u could
Clutch MasterK Yess me!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Katryna North just being sure I wasn’t alone 😂😂
The Mask Player I subbed to you
Me
Love this new animation!
1 Like: Swoozie gets a new girlfriend
10 Likes: He gets a reality show
100 Likes: Swoozie gets a movie and moves to Hollywood
Yeah, you sure are a huge fan of this guy. He didn't even agree to this. Stop e-begging, because you can't cover it for shite.
I thought you were cinnamon toast Ken 😂
Toast he lives in Hollywood and he been in a movie
Store owner:”what are y’all on”
Swoozie:”Percocet molly Percocet”
Girl:”oooooooooohhhoooooooohhh”
😂
That's super awesome! That was something that really made me respect my husband. If I had any alcohol, he was like "nope, not happening".
I shouldnt really be congratulating you for this but props to swoozie for not taking advantage of that girl while she was drunk and emotionally vulnerable
Naija that girl made him tipsy. He was drunk and surprised he was able to still function. She wanted to bait him and he didn’t take it.
Brb Swooz, gonna wait til tonight when the extra funny comments drop
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Sammy Williams you got pinned :0
Gg no re
Dude drunk text RUclips VERSION
Sammy Williams 😂
Sammy Williams 😂😂 Lmao
Sup Swoozie Love you bruh! No pause and the girl was crazy bruh trust me you did the right thing
Automotive Video 99 ok
6 stars Like GTA f2f xyygggff
Swoozie lowkey just making family friendly content but for real he beds these ladies all-day everyday.
DANG MOOSE COST 50,000
I need it 😭😭
Stefan McPherson do u even know what moose she talking bout? Its the statue moose...
idk ·-· i want a llama version :))
idk ·-· 3all
Moose? Moose is nothing. Moose and squirrel is real bargain.
idk ·-·.
2:40
What in the actual hell...? XD
I think I heard swoozie say "applesauce" at one point
Alyssa Galvan I love that part
Alyssa Galvan It was a part of the song Mask Off
Haha all the problems always start with
"So i met this girl..."
Know the feeling man
Zass Hach
Lol
yo true
Zass Hach a little formulaic almost haha
2:41 deadass funniest and best part of the video😂😂
Anyone see Alex in the dinosaur suit in the picture lol
Aquatric yea
Congrats you got the joke
Me
yes
Who wouldnt?
Swoozie. No joke man. You need to come through with a full version of 'Mask Off". Please. We are begging you...
2:38 me and my friends drunk be like
Goose Poop lol
Crazy World a
Trynna watch swoozie vids and I figured I've watched like 90 percent 😂😂😂
WOOOOOOO WOOOAAAOOOOOOO PERCACET MOLLY PERCASET
You know swoozie has made it or is like a RUclips goddess when u don't even have to type or look for his name u just click the trend button and u don't event scroll down it 🔥🤘🏽❤️
2:43 left me cry laughing
Yes
Factsss
-then we start making out-
I think Alexs evil sister is somehow involved in this *her theme starts playin*
Super Vegito when
she is howd u know
Mission India Fit - You're going overboard. Please stop
Super Vegito hello brother...
WHOS FUCKING HYPE THAT HE UPLOADED
Ozja yeah
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My lean cost more than your ring
Ozja lil pump gucci gang
Ozja yo mama still live in a tent
Me when it's the last day of school lol 2:42
bored face 😂😂😂
I really like this guys cause hes so smart and not taking advantage to those vulnerable
#2 ON TRENDING YAZZ I SEE YOU SWOOZIE💖
I can't handle the regular updates. Like, I don't know if I should not watch them and let them accumulate so I can binge or if I should watch them and wait... this is tough, Adande.
Yay moose!!!!!!!!
Gerb Kelerb ah you met d trix lucky 😥
Slash X I really really wish I did but that's Megan batoon 😀
2:23 rewind 10 seconds 🤯
?
Wtf
Back to the Future
Dont get it??
Big brain moments
"Theeeeese Instagram moddeeeelsssss....
Are nothin but trouuublleeeeeee..."
Shout out to the Lil Wayne and Charlie Puth fans out there!!😍🖤
Hahah like the British accent
FFL-TheHelloMan same here
I lost it at 2:40
Blujay GFX my ringtone 😂
I was in actual tears 😂😂
Same!!!
Blujay GFX Same 😂
Blujay GFX what is the song called?
When he said he asked what they were on and she started going “whoolooowhohoowh” I lost it 😂😂😂