**SPOILER ALERT: There were actually a few more times she stopped by but this vid was getting too long so I cut it out. The worst news about all this is that each morning she pulled the "can I keep these clothes you let me borrow/sleep in?" Moment of silence for all the clothes lost in the struggle
Real tattoos, anyone else notice his tattoos always changing... come on, I finally figured out algorithm, this is gaming? I didn't e e. Know I was playing? I just was curious on how to do animations, your are super cute tho. The voices and innocence when u do tha smooches makes me laugh. N quite frankly I need to laugh
Plus I started to get a addiction type of feeling with his damn sexiness. Just too much honey and talent, n ew dont make me go there. I didn't know these games make me wanna wiggle sum
THAT APARTMENT AND DESK SETUP IS GOLDEN. as a desk enthusiast I appreciate the clear and white mix with a natural mix with the plant there. must be amazing at night
To give u some insight, about 3 out of 10 of the ppl I talk about in my vids find out it's them but they're usually okay with it for the most part because I put them on blast but not by name and I don't make it too obvious. How it usually goes is the closer I let someone to me, I've noticed they start watching my videos less which is kinda sad
He has talked about that before. Sometimes he'd go on dates and girls would ask him if he was going to talk about them. Some of them will act crazy for fame & attention. It's like a new form of gold-digger
Yo same thing happening with me, y'all devices with Android? I don't know why but this isn't letting me watch this on my phone, PC, or even my TV. RUclips doing some fuck shit.
hefty magic What he do wrong? Also,Telling someone to kill them self is really rude. When you do that,they might actually do that. So just stop. Leave him to his own bid-ness
Heh it's actually more like sWooZie than sWoozie himself. Yeah. An icon that represents the Platonic essence of sWooZie is more real than a mere temporary physical manifestation thereof.
When you're too early to a video to read comments that are actually about the video but rather they're all about being early and ironically so is this one.
He is still waiting till marriage. He still makes out and cuddles with girls tho. I think his disappointment in this story was the fact that he was being used in general.
"Sexless innkeeper" is just a title that's meant for the definition Swoozie stated. He NEVER said he was going to have at it. It's just the term that most fits his situation.
Twas the night before New Year's And the weather grew mean Twas three in the morning And I was stranded in Queens! The tavern grew empty The gas lights grew dim The horse-drawn carriages Were all but snowed in Last call was approaching And my fortunes looked bleak Then I turned to my left And stifled a shriek! She had a peach-fuzz beard And weighed sixteen stone She gobbled up hot wings And swallowed the bones I muffled a scream And threw up in my mouth I asked, "Where do you live?" And she said, "One block south." I swallowed my pride And six shots of Whiskey And prayed to the gods That she wasn't too frisky Back in her cave She prepared us a snack Neath her mighty hooves The floorboards did crack But when she returned She found a sound sleeper And thus she became The sexless innkeeper
stfu lol..... hes playing with your minds, look through his BS and you can tell hes more difficult that most of the sassy LA bitches he imitates with that gay ass voice. :)
If it helps, she also picked you because she could tell you weren't a creep about sex. She felt really safe about pulling this deal on you, because you show no predatory signs, apparently.
My name is Logan and I just saw Logan the movie I heard Logan a lot, now I am hearing Logan but at least I am friends with Julia Kelly and all over the snaps
Imagine making out with someone and all of a sudden they roll over and say "good night" like asf if yall weren't about to pull off those clothes XDD I'd be like "bittccchhhhhh"
Swoozie what is your job? Like, does RUclips just keep you going? Edit: Thanks for the info guys, forgot he was a professional gamer, and I had no idea about his L.A. projects
Jay Arnold his rise to fame was being a pro gamer mostly in the fighting game community. Been following for nearly 10 years now lmao.... it's awesome to see where he has gotten! If you are super OG you'll remember he met Michelle Phan the makeup guru during her rise to fame and that's how his channel exploded. They had a collab channel called "Press Start" for a while together :)
u know wuts freaking me out right now? the fact that 2 minutes ago my parents were downstairs watching a movie, but now, i'm a lone with my room being the only room with the light on
"Hey what's up guys, it's scarce here. So in today's news swoozie has been telling some dirt. You'll never guess what Logan Paul is doing with chantel!"
Not gonna lie Im borderlined pissed that he's able to hang out with all these gorgeous girls and im here struggling to hold it together after being dumped and possibly cheated on...
SWNerd97 well I guess the difference is that none of the girls he talks about are fully dedicated relationships. They're all flings that end up going sour somehow. Also being an internet celebrity on top of just being an overall chill dude helps reign in the super gorgeous ones. Connections and alladat.
jaylenwallace95, Well, not in this case. The woman actually used him and he ignored the red flags she was showing. It can happen to anyone if they aren't careful.
**SPOILER ALERT: There were actually a few more times she stopped by but this vid was getting too long so I cut it out. The worst news about all this is that each morning she pulled the "can I keep these clothes you let me borrow/sleep in?" Moment of silence for all the clothes lost in the struggle
LOVE YOU BAE❤️
lol first
Girls are getting mad creative in these streetz
deff ain't got the V card anymore lol
Lmao
When swoozie posts, issa holiday.
lol - no school today!
sWooZie lol
sWooZie lol
itsnanu o
OHHHHHH
swoozie holds the world record for most girls kissed without smashing
Still gets more girls than most who do smash tho
did you just comment on yourself? because that's how you comment on yourself
Not That Difficult Drake from Drake and Josh is a close 2nd
Not That Difficult trueee
I mean it's not that difficult skilld
What do you have that Chris Brown doesnt?
A clean criminal record
lol that's so funny
Smh
Real tattoos, anyone else notice his tattoos always changing... come on, I finally figured out algorithm, this is gaming? I didn't e e. Know I was playing? I just was curious on how to do animations, your are super cute tho. The voices and innocence when u do tha smooches makes me laugh. N quite frankly I need to laugh
Plus I started to get a addiction type of feeling with his damn sexiness. Just too much honey and talent, n ew dont make me go there. I didn't know these games make me wanna wiggle sum
Well actually, I was brought into custody after stealing my neighbor's babies. I am facing 60 years
god you could make a TV show with the amount of stories you got bro
deathdealer13cat I WISH THEY FUCKING DID JESUS IS HE GOOD AT STORY TIMES 😍
Try Jessii Vee XD
Maya Dougall I love Jessii Vee!
I swear it was daytime when the video started...
Just realized that...
K. Adebanjo its really logan paul and julia. we all know
K. Adebanjo it was
K. Adebanjo
Just realized!
yay daylights savings!!
Rolex 🙌🏽 thanks for the love 🔥
+Ayo & Teo - track is fireeeeeee. Saw y'all dancing to it on a vid and was an insta buy. Actually like that y'all can make a hot track w/o cursing
ago & teo🔥🔥🔥 we so lit right now🎹🎹
Ayo & Teo y'all watch swoozie that's tight
Ayo & Teo yazzz
Ayo & Teo I didn't know y'all watched swoozie aye that's tight
THAT APARTMENT AND DESK SETUP IS GOLDEN. as a desk enthusiast I appreciate the clear and white mix with a natural mix with the plant there. must be amazing at night
bruh, like i wonder does any of the girls he talks about, ever watch his vids and be like, this nigga here is talking about me
l3ecome KinG lmfaoooo
l3ecome KinG There are stories alluding to that. Look in his older videos. Hell, there's even a story out there about him and a viewer.
To give u some insight, about 3 out of 10 of the ppl I talk about in my vids find out it's them but they're usually okay with it for the most part because I put them on blast but not by name and I don't make it too obvious. How it usually goes is the closer I let someone to me, I've noticed they start watching my videos less which is kinda sad
He has talked about that before. Sometimes he'd go on dates and girls would ask him if he was going to talk about them. Some of them will act crazy for fame & attention. It's like a new form of gold-digger
they know what it is when they sign up....now they got to run it up lmao
Lets call this guy sWooZie(its not really sWooZie)
Giovanni Sancez oh
Giovanni Sancez lol
LolXD
lol
your profile picture is making me crave chicken nuggets
4:19
Girl: can I spend the night.
Swoozie: Idk girl... Show me the car fax.
Lol
Melody Way 333 like
"What does Logan have that I don't "
Me: a dead body
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A boxing win ?
Christian Alvarez umm Logan don’t have that
Jrubye bold of you to assume that Swoozie doesn’t have a dead body in his house.
Dead meme, watch and enjoy his good content
"Can i play with that to-" "NO MY TOY!......GET AWAY!" -sWooZie 2018
Skepto Girl if you're gonna do something you got to do it right, dawg. This is 2017 swooz
Big Black Toy
@@TheVictoriamimi Police:mam get in the police car
I know it really wasn't logan Paul but some how I'm convinced it was
Litzy Cordova it seems like something he'd do.
Litzy Cordova fr fr
Litzy Cordova yea cause it kinda sound like him
Litzy Cordova same
He was at vidcon
The real question is.....did you get your clothes back?
iRidium
rumors say that he never saw them again 0.0
Beril Ly Ella Nooooooooooo
iRidium iridium watches swoozie!?!? :O
Dope sick
iRidium I am reading this before the vid is done and I'm like ……wat😐
So basically, she's a homeless person.
Nah a moocher
A LEACH
A Vampire if you will!
a hobo-sexual
Ricardo Herrera absolutely sent me😂
if I get lost in the sea of comments remember me
Micah Sharpley no
Micah Sharpley YOU WILL NEVER BE LOST
Micah Sharpley lmfaoooo you'll never be lost now my child
Micah Sharpley you're pinned
Micah Sharpley you rose to the top of it
I like how this vid is so long the vid started at morning and ended at night
jayden ng heh 69 likes
"NO MY TOYS GET AWAY"
Justin Perry best part
Justin Perry literally my little sister
swoozie
Justin Perry no my mom said I can play with them :)
Let’s give the no smash only kiss award to swozie
Dear God, thank you. Swoozie has uploaded twice in two weeks. This is a miracle.
It should happen more often.
yes
Elijah Miller lol
Loooooooool
I've been watching swoozie for years and I can honestly say he's still one of the best youtubers out there hands down. #swooziesqaud
I'm glad his content hasn't been dried up by fame like a lot of the other RUclipsrs have
Slim Stick what like danTDM
I don't know anything about danTDM, but when I made my comment I had plenty of RUclipsrs in mind and Superwoman was the first.
AHAHAHAHA DANTDM WTF RO ARE U 9 OMG BROOOOOOOOOOOO AHAHAHAHHAHAHA
BPB Galxy Tyler-Kun I used to watch him but he's bad now
“What do I have that Logan doesn’t?”
A conscious
Poke Prime *conscience
Fatima Jameel lol for 5 months no one corrected them until you xD
Poke Prime I'm ded 😂😂😂😂
Poke Prime
Parody
A conscious
A heart
A brain
Why does it say this is unavailable on my device when my device is a computer..?
Same on phone wtf
@@nossta5242 I tried to watch another of his videos and got the same error. I hope it resolves soon.
Yo same thing happening with me, y'all devices with Android? I don't know why but this isn't letting me watch this on my phone, PC, or even my TV. RUclips doing some fuck shit.
Same issue on Android.
Look at the description
Remember when swoozie was "waiting till marriage"
martina max haha those were the days
T^T
he is,but girls try to use him,he just don't link up like that
making out and sex aren't the same
He didn't actually say anything happened, they just kissed and made out for, like, 2 mins
Who was having a How I met your mother flashback?
Thomas Keane me I've seen every episode of that show at least 12 times
OMG, I 12 times! o.0 ahaha
Thomas Keane omg yees i thought i was the only one haha
The Sexless Innkeeper is a theory/concept made up by the show/Barney, right?
Thomas Keane I'm surprised he never watched the show...
Fast forward to nowadays and Swoozie probably regretting using Logan Paul
Profile Name
I was thinking that too...
Profile Name love your pic
Profile Name billllll
I'll bet
Profile Name true lol
Plot twist:
He’s actually talking about what he dreams about and he’s just telling us the strories 😂
SR J GAMING He’s so good at storytelling I wouldn’t mind if that was the case
Really?
@@jdatboi724 same
I think he's telling the truth. He's very sociable and funny, girls naturally love that.
@@Rizzlerfanum12402 Its a plot twist, its just a joke.
sWooZie:He Just ignores The Toy Till A Friend Comes Over Like Hey Can I play With That Toy? NO MY TOYS GET AWAY!
hefty magic What he do wrong? Also,Telling someone to kill them self is really rude. When you do that,they might actually do that. So just stop. Leave him to his own bid-ness
hefty magic U can get arrested for telling to kill himself a**hole
*him
hefty magic I really hope karma gets you back
That used to me
I use you for laughs
Avery Bradley's Son your everywhere lmao
ComplexCorgi Right He is in every genre of video
🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
Avery Bradley’s Son You watchin KOT4Q and swoozie too? Mate we the same
Hi
Am I the only one who pauses the video just to read those 1 second captions he puts up?
no I do it to!
No ur not alone
QuokkaBearLyfe OMG I LOVE QUOKKAS HRNRHDHDJJDJWJWNSJDJHFNDBWJJQHWOEBXBHEHDHHDGEGGWVWVWDU
QuokkaBearLyfe nah I do it like all the time your not alone
No
sWOOZIE: I hate it when you realize a friend is using you
Me: relatable too relatable
*_(It's not really sWooZie)_*
Heh it's actually more like sWooZie than sWoozie himself. Yeah. An icon that represents the Platonic essence of sWooZie is more real than a mere temporary physical manifestation thereof.
....... ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
It is
Mizzli Bizzli lol
469 likes ya welcome
Okay but the table glowing in the back is so cool!
DG_Solei same
What is it? Does anyone know?
So true
It's so cool!
6:21
Who else caught that reference? It's the song called
It's Hard Out Here For A Pimp
-DJay/Terrence Howard
from the movie "Hustle & Flow"
Homeboy_Brando omg stfu u loser
master cheef
Says the one who has nothing better to do than to call people losers over the internet😂😂
And is called master cheef 😂😂😂😂
ah, yes! my favorite movie.
The outro is called rolex
I love How I Met Your Mother
Watching this in 2018, I bet he regrets using Logan as his fill in name
Poke Prime eh, I doubt it
Probably
Poke Prime why?
2018.. 4 years ago..
"NO MY TOYS, GET AWAY"
Hanna B
7
Hannah B
TFTI
+1
Logan Paul: This video cured my color blindness
MICHELLE LAM Yo same pfp dude 💕
Fucking bitch
777
I'm your 888 like u owe me money
EndMySuffering its not funny that he is colour blind
What do I have that Chris and Logan don't have ? -A bald head- I'm kidding
😂
Brooooo I said the same thing 😂😂😂
He's got hair, he just shaves it doesn't he?
swoozie seems interested in sex now, which is weird bc he used to always be like "oh i'm saving myself until i'm married"
Chris Daniel I guess he's Waring out due to all the girls hitting him up.
Chris Daniel I was thinking the exact same thing lmao
Chris Daniel I can't stop laughing😂😂
Chris Daniel Yeah I'm confused about this too
Which is normal as he ages. I'm sure He still stands by his promise to stay abstinent
I wonder if this "Julia" girl is watching this🤔
Giovanna Teo only during the night tho
When you're too early to a video to read comments that are actually about the video but rather they're all about being early and ironically so is this one.
OMG I HATE THAT
jwjwjwksjsjejej I am the jibberish man hai wound snjwkajsjwjjsjsjsjsjskwkhigirichfi
I’m happy you used “Logan Paul” because my name is Logan and I look like the way he was animated
Yay good for you! LuCkY!
😎
Anyone else noticed the background changed it was day than now night
Master MotionCore whaaaaat I JUST realized that lol
yeah haha LA crazy so it was prolly late. and he prolly messed up a few times lmao
Lmao what i didnt notice that until that
CrAzY ReDz me lol 😂
OH GOD
Did I miss something? I thought he was a virgin angel I'm gonna wait till marriage kinda boy? What happened 😅
crunchips0crust have you seen his other vids?
He is waiting until marriage, at least that's what he told us
crunchips0crust fame
He is still waiting till marriage. He still makes out and cuddles with girls tho. I think his disappointment in this story was the fact that he was being used in general.
"Sexless innkeeper" is just a title that's meant for the definition Swoozie stated. He NEVER said he was going to have at it. It's just the term that most fits his situation.
Twas the night before New Year's
And the weather grew mean
Twas three in the morning
And I was stranded in Queens!
The tavern grew empty
The gas lights grew dim
The horse-drawn carriages
Were all but snowed in
Last call was approaching
And my fortunes looked bleak
Then I turned to my left
And stifled a shriek!
She had a peach-fuzz beard
And weighed sixteen stone
She gobbled up hot wings
And swallowed the bones
I muffled a scream
And threw up in my mouth
I asked, "Where do you live?"
And she said, "One block south."
I swallowed my pride
And six shots of Whiskey
And prayed to the gods
That she wasn't too frisky
Back in her cave
She prepared us a snack
Neath her mighty hooves
The floorboards did crack
But when she returned
She found a sound sleeper
And thus she became
The sexless innkeeper
Timmy Rascal you my comrade , have devotion i hath never peered upon. Barney would be proud.
Bravo my good sir
best comment ever
I just love this
I was hoping to find HIMYM in the comments...
That Innkeeper: "Virginity is cool remain pure."
Swoozie. This needs to me an actual series.
STORYS WITH SWOOZIE
GalacticSushi LPS ikr
Last time I was this early, Phillip Hamilton was still alive
Kawaii Alpaca Artist do you mean...
Kawaii Alpaca Artist ALEXANDRR HAMILTON!
Mr. TnT Yes! I didn't think anyone would get the reference! RIP PHILLIP
Hamilton heehee
my fuCKING GOD YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT.
Did he really just sit on that couch from day to night?
Holly Bear, No, he probably recorded some, had something to do, came back, recorded.
The Dankest Of The Memelords hank you
Holly Bear True first it was day then night time that's weird 😐😕
Holly Bear oh my gosh he did
"This video is unavailable on this device"
Excuse me, but WTF
EXACTALY
SAME!!
IKR!
Same!
Ditto
2:04 my favorite part of this video
NO! MY TOYS! GET AWAY
Mine too I laughed sooo hard
xd i was like that when i was a kid
was afraid that he would break them or infect them with his dirty hands (idk why)
I died of laughter
WHY SWOOZIE IS SO AWESOME ALL THESE AIN'T LOYAL
Every time you tell a story I am reminded why I subscribed. Keep 'em coming man!
Hmmmm sounds a lot like that Episode from How I Met Your Mother.
IpaxPhantom I love how I met your mother
I don't understand... how can somebody use someone like swoozie he's perfect boyfriend material... 😩💗
Not everyone thinks that. People have different types so Swoozie might not be her type.
Broken Doge yeah but she doesn't have a reason to use him
Maybe she doesn't have a place to live and is just house hoping, rent free
stfu lol..... hes playing with your minds, look through his BS and you can tell hes more difficult that most of the sassy LA bitches he imitates with that gay ass voice. :)
Glowing Heart 😂
Anyone else think if How i Met Your Mother when they saw the title
?
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Lady first thing lmao
yupppp
Me too 😂
that's the only reason I clicked on the video
I love how u change the animation 😄
Glad you like it man. I'm rotating through different styles making the rounds :)
sWooZie Like it
sWooZie vgi
DR . WOLFIE yep same
Absolutely no one:
Swoozie: MMM
If it helps, she also picked you because she could tell you weren't a creep about sex. She felt really safe about pulling this deal on you, because you show no predatory signs, apparently.
Song for his Outro:
Ayo and Teo - Rolex (Lyrics)
Welcome sWooZie.
SnoWie thx
My name is Logan and I just saw Logan the movie I heard Logan a lot, now I am hearing Logan but at least I am friends with Julia Kelly and all over the snaps
*Friend Zone*
Sky Logan You should date a girl named Logan
Sky Logan My names sky!
you should watch the king baches logan parody :D
Was Logan good? Seems like a very good movie 😊
This man has so much life experience that can climb the the tallest tower in the world
why does he have a hand cuff on his right arm????
Aliien dunno
Maybe he's looking for somebody to be chained to
Aliien 😂😂😂wowwww. I thought it was a nice bracelet.
Its the left🙄
*left and LOL!!
WHADDUP HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER REFERENCE YESSSSSSSSSS 😍😍😍😍😂
YES
Hell. Yeah. 😂
Am I the only one who thinks that every time he Says Logan Paul It is Logan Paul even though I know it is not him
Ryan Akwar nope
Yes
Ryan Akwar nope
Thats what i do for a living.
2:04
🙀
Same 😂
I wish Jaiden animations and the odd ones out and Swoozie would make a video if you guys think the same can we get 200 likes
mr. Turtles 139 probably not
mr. Turtles 139 198 REEEEEEEEE
mr. Turtles 139 he's done some with Alex Clark
mr. Turtles 139 nO
mr. Turtles 139 get domics in there too
Lmaoooo where do you keep finding these girls????? XD
Kimberly Anna hes part of the Kool Kids Klub
JTJWarrior Gamz lol wow!
JTJWarrior Gamz the kkk?
JTJWarrior Gamz if ur going to be racist at least make it funny
Jaelyn Lockhart Lmao just a joke. Why do people take everything seriously
GUYS WHAT IF RUclips RED MADE SWOOZIES FTW AN ACTUAL SERIES??? COULD YOU IMAGINE THAT?😃 THAT'D BE FANTASTIC🙄
pls tell me if you agree with me👍
4ortKnox that would be lit 🔥🔥🔥🔥
no cause i would have to pay for youtube
Why would you want to pay to watch free content??
4ortKnox Youd have to pay for it though
I had a dream where my boi kissed my crush and I woke up mad af at him. I saw him in tech ed and in my head was like tf y u do me like that
Imagine making out with someone and all of a sudden they roll over and say "good night" like asf if yall weren't about to pull off those clothes XDD I'd be like "bittccchhhhhh"
I just realized that the girl who was using him was Alissa Violet!
It might be Sommerray??
Probably not Sommerrray. He would have mentioned about the booty or her dog if that was the case. That dog goes everywhere with her smh.
Joshua A true it is alissa bcoz she just broke up with jake paul and needs a place to stay
Omg you're right
I don't think it's Alissa. Isn't she staying with Chantel...
Swoozie what is your job? Like, does RUclips just keep you going?
Edit: Thanks for the info guys, forgot he was a professional gamer, and I had no idea about his L.A. projects
Jay Arnold I remember he's got a second job too
Jay Arnold Two things; His RUclips career, and he's a member of the Creative Artists Agency in LA
Jay Arnold his rise to fame was being a pro gamer mostly in the fighting game community. Been following for nearly 10 years now lmao.... it's awesome to see where he has gotten! If you are super OG you'll remember he met Michelle Phan the makeup guru during her rise to fame and that's how his channel exploded. They had a collab channel called "Press Start" for a while together :)
Lmao do you even know how much he gets through RUclips? It's insane. He doesn't need a second job.
u know wuts freaking me out right now? the fact that 2 minutes ago my parents were downstairs watching a movie, but now, i'm a lone with my room being the only room with the light on
Flare-Animations ??? Okay........?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Seems your reality is awesome and lame at the same time, it balances itself out well LOL
"Hey what's up guys, it's scarce here. So in today's news swoozie has been telling some dirt. You'll never guess what Logan Paul is doing with chantel!"
He was wondering what he has that these celebrities don't, and I figured it out
He got that swoozie charm
Clicked so fast that i forgot to read the title..
Guchi nagi same
Guchi nagi Guchi.........
me too
Is that a golden handcuff bracelet?
wow. Amazing eye! Yes it is. I'll link it in the description!
sWooZie swoozie responds....
sWooZie do u live life luxury because your house is AWESOME!!!!
:D Heyy Adande*~ Been following you for a couple of years now. Glad you're doing well! ^_^
It's $275... NOPE
Swoozie is gonna be the next Dr.Phil I guarantee it
i just noticed this man has a handcuff bracelet. Swoozie a mad thug, still got his handcuff since the last he go arrested
Swoozie is the OG storytime youtuber
Not gonna lie Im borderlined pissed that he's able to hang out with all these gorgeous girls and im here struggling to hold it together after being dumped and possibly cheated on...
He's popular and has things going for him financially.
SWNerd97 well I guess the difference is that none of the girls he talks about are fully dedicated relationships. They're all flings that end up going sour somehow. Also being an internet celebrity on top of just being an overall chill dude helps reign in the super gorgeous ones. Connections and alladat.
SWNerd97 lol
SWNerd97 I can't even get a handshake from a boy smh
Don't worry, I got fucked over and lost money.
Bruh I knew you were gonna post this after you posting a vid on Insta/snapchat 😂😂🤘🏽
swoozie: that one kid that ignores all their toys but studies it when someone wants it
me: he's discribing me
dude,you just went through all kinds of things in your life.how come do i think you're happy with all the stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol
1:59 got me dead
Neutron GamingqplQd amazing
Neutron Gaming ME TOO
69
You’re telling me, Alex Wassabi, The Family Friendly Guy, said “Sexless Inkeeper” Naaaaaah
Jimin’s Thighs that what I said in my head I’m like damm
With the title , i imaged swoozie dressed in night gown with a night cap, with old man glasses, beard and a old oil lanterns
“Why come....you’re so special?!”
Dam swoozie be getting all Dem girls
Purple squidy man being a RUclips celebrity has it's benefits 😊
jaylenwallace95, Well, not in this case. The woman actually used him and he ignored the red flags she was showing. It can happen to anyone if they aren't careful.
"so hard out here for a pimp"
That is something I 100% agree with
Swoozie bringing some new knowledge into my life fr.
Swooz, where you get that Skyward Sword Link statue? Please tell me, I want to know
Squidkid 45 BRO,I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT!!
low-key I absolutely love you Swoozie, please keep up the awesome videos!
I love his shirt! Batman and Robin for the win
The stories this man tells 😂 ohmygosh 🤦🏽♀️! Love the fit!