Sexless Innkeeper

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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @swoozie
    @swoozie  7 лет назад +3901

    **SPOILER ALERT: There were actually a few more times she stopped by but this vid was getting too long so I cut it out. The worst news about all this is that each morning she pulled the "can I keep these clothes you let me borrow/sleep in?" Moment of silence for all the clothes lost in the struggle

  • @anais162
    @anais162 7 лет назад +2446

    When swoozie posts, issa holiday.

  • @DeckofLies
    @DeckofLies 7 лет назад +12813

    swoozie holds the world record for most girls kissed without smashing

    • @DeckofLies
      @DeckofLies 7 лет назад +610

      Still gets more girls than most who do smash tho

    • @william.giordano
      @william.giordano 7 лет назад +235

      did you just comment on yourself? because that's how you comment on yourself

    • @LichKArthus
      @LichKArthus 7 лет назад +126

      Not That Difficult Drake from Drake and Josh is a close 2nd

    • @rosefrance5685
      @rosefrance5685 7 лет назад +24

      Not That Difficult trueee

    • @zamarri7495
      @zamarri7495 7 лет назад +15

      I mean it's not that difficult skilld

  • @williamalvarado758
    @williamalvarado758 4 года назад +1935

    What do you have that Chris Brown doesnt?
    A clean criminal record

    • @kuzma1113
      @kuzma1113 4 года назад +5

      lol that's so funny

    • @___Ryan___
      @___Ryan___ 4 года назад +4

      Smh

    • @kittyklawzarts4406
      @kittyklawzarts4406 4 года назад +6

      Real tattoos, anyone else notice his tattoos always changing... come on, I finally figured out algorithm, this is gaming? I didn't e e. Know I was playing? I just was curious on how to do animations, your are super cute tho. The voices and innocence when u do tha smooches makes me laugh. N quite frankly I need to laugh

    • @kittyklawzarts4406
      @kittyklawzarts4406 4 года назад +1

      Plus I started to get a addiction type of feeling with his damn sexiness. Just too much honey and talent, n ew dont make me go there. I didn't know these games make me wanna wiggle sum

    • @Hairconfections
      @Hairconfections 4 года назад

      Well actually, I was brought into custody after stealing my neighbor's babies. I am facing 60 years

  • @deathdealer13cat
    @deathdealer13cat 7 лет назад +1187

    god you could make a TV show with the amount of stories you got bro

    • @ash-bl4xb
      @ash-bl4xb 7 лет назад +11

      deathdealer13cat I WISH THEY FUCKING DID JESUS IS HE GOOD AT STORY TIMES 😍

    • @mayadougall1384
      @mayadougall1384 7 лет назад

      Try Jessii Vee XD

    • @gamergeek3081
      @gamergeek3081 7 лет назад +13

      Maya Dougall I love Jessii Vee!

  • @k.adebanjo1194
    @k.adebanjo1194 7 лет назад +4388

    I swear it was daytime when the video started...

  • @AyoTeoFVR
    @AyoTeoFVR 7 лет назад +3787

    Rolex 🙌🏽 thanks for the love 🔥

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  7 лет назад +465

      +Ayo & Teo - track is fireeeeeee. Saw y'all dancing to it on a vid and was an insta buy. Actually like that y'all can make a hot track w/o cursing

    • @bloodnessx
      @bloodnessx 7 лет назад +32

      ago & teo🔥🔥🔥 we so lit right now🎹🎹

    • @christiantamez2022
      @christiantamez2022 7 лет назад +32

      Ayo & Teo y'all watch swoozie that's tight

    • @sekani2273
      @sekani2273 7 лет назад +11

      Ayo & Teo yazzz

    • @blueangel6326
      @blueangel6326 7 лет назад +10

      Ayo & Teo I didn't know y'all watched swoozie aye that's tight

  • @EbolaSquirrel
    @EbolaSquirrel 5 лет назад +58

    THAT APARTMENT AND DESK SETUP IS GOLDEN. as a desk enthusiast I appreciate the clear and white mix with a natural mix with the plant there. must be amazing at night

  • @l3ecomeking846
    @l3ecomeking846 7 лет назад +1704

    bruh, like i wonder does any of the girls he talks about, ever watch his vids and be like, this nigga here is talking about me

    • @miskogiizhigookwe
      @miskogiizhigookwe 7 лет назад +7

      l3ecome KinG lmfaoooo

    • @gdragon42069
      @gdragon42069 7 лет назад +5

      l3ecome KinG There are stories alluding to that. Look in his older videos. Hell, there's even a story out there about him and a viewer.

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  7 лет назад +420

      To give u some insight, about 3 out of 10 of the ppl I talk about in my vids find out it's them but they're usually okay with it for the most part because I put them on blast but not by name and I don't make it too obvious. How it usually goes is the closer I let someone to me, I've noticed they start watching my videos less which is kinda sad

    • @SharvaAnime
      @SharvaAnime 7 лет назад +96

      He has talked about that before. Sometimes he'd go on dates and girls would ask him if he was going to talk about them. Some of them will act crazy for fame & attention. It's like a new form of gold-digger

    • @jahaitian94
      @jahaitian94 7 лет назад +7

      they know what it is when they sign up....now they got to run it up lmao

  • @giovannisancez3228
    @giovannisancez3228 7 лет назад +4262

    Lets call this guy sWooZie(its not really sWooZie)

  • @Ido_and_dontexist5
    @Ido_and_dontexist5 7 лет назад +627

    4:19
    Girl: can I spend the night.
    Swoozie: Idk girl... Show me the car fax.

  • @jrubye5325
    @jrubye5325 5 лет назад +1599

    "What does Logan have that I don't "
    Me: a dead body

  • @skeptc8
    @skeptc8 7 лет назад +494

    "Can i play with that to-" "NO MY TOY!......GET AWAY!" -sWooZie 2018

    • @smsdamiracle
      @smsdamiracle 6 лет назад +3

      Skepto Girl if you're gonna do something you got to do it right, dawg. This is 2017 swooz

    • @TheVictoriamimi
      @TheVictoriamimi 6 лет назад

      Big Black Toy

    • @libertyprime398
      @libertyprime398 5 лет назад

      @@TheVictoriamimi Police:mam get in the police car

  • @soupyhour93
    @soupyhour93 6 лет назад +3948

    I know it really wasn't logan Paul but some how I'm convinced it was

  • @IridiumTV
    @IridiumTV 7 лет назад +3589

    The real question is.....did you get your clothes back?

    • @benrii_
      @benrii_ 7 лет назад +132

      iRidium
      rumors say that he never saw them again 0.0

    • @superwolf4965
      @superwolf4965 7 лет назад +25

      Beril Ly Ella Nooooooooooo

    • @Solwiz
      @Solwiz 7 лет назад +14

      iRidium iridium watches swoozie!?!? :O

    • @angelapederson4755
      @angelapederson4755 7 лет назад +5

      Dope sick

    • @elli4612
      @elli4612 7 лет назад +6

      iRidium I am reading this before the vid is done and I'm like ……wat😐

  • @AngryKittens
    @AngryKittens 5 лет назад +1788

    So basically, she's a homeless person.

  • @abovebeyond2191
    @abovebeyond2191 7 лет назад +5441

    if I get lost in the sea of comments remember me

    • @kmasonsos
      @kmasonsos 7 лет назад +33

      Micah Sharpley no

    • @RychecksWorld
      @RychecksWorld 7 лет назад +46

      Micah Sharpley YOU WILL NEVER BE LOST

    • @RedShiftJ29
      @RedShiftJ29 7 лет назад +66

      Micah Sharpley lmfaoooo you'll never be lost now my child

    • @julianalston120
      @julianalston120 7 лет назад +17

      Micah Sharpley you're pinned

    • @bleachbleacher6979
      @bleachbleacher6979 7 лет назад +16

      Micah Sharpley you rose to the top of it

  • @jaydenng172
    @jaydenng172 7 лет назад +181

    I like how this vid is so long the vid started at morning and ended at night

  • @justinperry9771
    @justinperry9771 7 лет назад +800

    "NO MY TOYS GET AWAY"

  • @WillowFaded
    @WillowFaded 4 года назад +76

    Let’s give the no smash only kiss award to swozie

  • @elijahmiller7700
    @elijahmiller7700 7 лет назад +194

    Dear God, thank you. Swoozie has uploaded twice in two weeks. This is a miracle.

  • @xsheeeshx29
    @xsheeeshx29 7 лет назад +974

    I've been watching swoozie for years and I can honestly say he's still one of the best youtubers out there hands down. #swooziesqaud

    • @aplacewithnoname5512
      @aplacewithnoname5512 7 лет назад +11

      I'm glad his content hasn't been dried up by fame like a lot of the other RUclipsrs have

    • @alicloverz5644
      @alicloverz5644 7 лет назад +4

      Slim Stick what like danTDM

    • @aplacewithnoname5512
      @aplacewithnoname5512 7 лет назад +6

      I don't know anything about danTDM, but when I made my comment I had plenty of RUclipsrs in mind and Superwoman was the first.

    • @cristo6214
      @cristo6214 7 лет назад +1

      AHAHAHAHA DANTDM WTF RO ARE U 9 OMG BROOOOOOOOOOOO AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

    • @alicloverz5644
      @alicloverz5644 7 лет назад +1

      BPB Galxy Tyler-Kun I used to watch him but he's bad now

  • @pokeprime94
    @pokeprime94 7 лет назад +1192

    “What do I have that Logan doesn’t?”
    A conscious

    • @fatimajameel1357
      @fatimajameel1357 6 лет назад +48

      Poke Prime *conscience

    • @zain4019
      @zain4019 6 лет назад +17

      Fatima Jameel lol for 5 months no one corrected them until you xD

    • @donjoel6754
      @donjoel6754 6 лет назад

      Poke Prime I'm ded 😂😂😂😂

    • @nchetambaraonye4554
      @nchetambaraonye4554 6 лет назад

      Poke Prime
      Parody

    • @cermit2376
      @cermit2376 6 лет назад +5

      A conscious
      A heart
      A brain

  • @leahcoruscate
    @leahcoruscate 4 года назад +242

    Why does it say this is unavailable on my device when my device is a computer..?

    • @nossta5242
      @nossta5242 4 года назад +32

      Same on phone wtf

    • @leahcoruscate
      @leahcoruscate 4 года назад +7

      @@nossta5242 I tried to watch another of his videos and got the same error. I hope it resolves soon.

    • @nakeddonaldtrump4641
      @nakeddonaldtrump4641 4 года назад +10

      Yo same thing happening with me, y'all devices with Android? I don't know why but this isn't letting me watch this on my phone, PC, or even my TV. RUclips doing some fuck shit.

    • @fistablazin
      @fistablazin 4 года назад +5

      Same issue on Android.

    • @nathannix3217
      @nathannix3217 4 года назад +2

      Look at the description

  • @acaciawilliams8289
    @acaciawilliams8289 7 лет назад +1856

    Remember when swoozie was "waiting till marriage"

  • @eighthlegofthephantomtroup1842
    @eighthlegofthephantomtroup1842 7 лет назад +1232

    Who was having a How I met your mother flashback?

    • @Fortniteclips-xk7gy
      @Fortniteclips-xk7gy 7 лет назад +14

      Thomas Keane me I've seen every episode of that show at least 12 times

    • @eighthlegofthephantomtroup1842
      @eighthlegofthephantomtroup1842 7 лет назад +2

      OMG, I 12 times! o.0 ahaha

    • @ariannamenin5761
      @ariannamenin5761 7 лет назад +2

      Thomas Keane omg yees i thought i was the only one haha

    • @Scamspam
      @Scamspam 7 лет назад +16

      The Sexless Innkeeper is a theory/concept made up by the show/Barney, right?

    • @lukemoonwalker8444
      @lukemoonwalker8444 7 лет назад +1

      Thomas Keane I'm surprised he never watched the show...

  • @profilename3030
    @profilename3030 7 лет назад +768

    Fast forward to nowadays and Swoozie probably regretting using Logan Paul

  • @srj6963
    @srj6963 5 лет назад +499

    Plot twist:
    He’s actually talking about what he dreams about and he’s just telling us the strories 😂

    • @jdatboi724
      @jdatboi724 5 лет назад +42

      SR J GAMING He’s so good at storytelling I wouldn’t mind if that was the case

    • @Rizzlerfanum12402
      @Rizzlerfanum12402 4 года назад

      Really?

    • @srj6963
      @srj6963 4 года назад +1

      @@jdatboi724 same

    • @Nestle245
      @Nestle245 3 года назад +4

      I think he's telling the truth. He's very sociable and funny, girls naturally love that.

    • @vrexyyzeditz
      @vrexyyzeditz 2 года назад

      @@Rizzlerfanum12402 Its a plot twist, its just a joke.

  • @fa5driver
    @fa5driver 7 лет назад +558

    sWooZie:He Just ignores The Toy Till A Friend Comes Over Like Hey Can I play With That Toy? NO MY TOYS GET AWAY!

    • @brickyboi2178
      @brickyboi2178 7 лет назад +5

      hefty magic What he do wrong? Also,Telling someone to kill them self is really rude. When you do that,they might actually do that. So just stop. Leave him to his own bid-ness

    • @LaLordLeviathan
      @LaLordLeviathan 6 лет назад +2

      hefty magic U can get arrested for telling to kill himself a**hole

    • @LaLordLeviathan
      @LaLordLeviathan 6 лет назад +1

      *him

    • @rs_jj7078
      @rs_jj7078 6 лет назад +2

      hefty magic I really hope karma gets you back

    • @RAVEKOOKIEJAR
      @RAVEKOOKIEJAR 6 лет назад

      That used to me

  • @boatboystrackclub6528
    @boatboystrackclub6528 7 лет назад +2217

    I use you for laughs

    • @pvpsouls77
      @pvpsouls77 7 лет назад +13

      Avery Bradley's Son your everywhere lmao

    • @nonsoomezi2404
      @nonsoomezi2404 7 лет назад +9

      ComplexCorgi Right He is in every genre of video

    • @muhjeed8989
      @muhjeed8989 7 лет назад +2

      🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

    • @TheDarogn
      @TheDarogn 7 лет назад +3

      Avery Bradley’s Son You watchin KOT4Q and swoozie too? Mate we the same

    • @alexau7990
      @alexau7990 7 лет назад +1

      Hi

  • @quokkabearlyfe6281
    @quokkabearlyfe6281 7 лет назад +646

    Am I the only one who pauses the video just to read those 1 second captions he puts up?

    • @morganrhae3476
      @morganrhae3476 6 лет назад +5

      no I do it to!

    • @scarlettcorbett6719
      @scarlettcorbett6719 6 лет назад +4

      No ur not alone

    • @jessiem1042
      @jessiem1042 6 лет назад +3

      QuokkaBearLyfe OMG I LOVE QUOKKAS HRNRHDHDJJDJWJWNSJDJHFNDBWJJQHWOEBXBHEHDHHDGEGGWVWVWDU

    • @dst4537
      @dst4537 6 лет назад +4

      QuokkaBearLyfe nah I do it like all the time your not alone

    • @blakemsoane2993
      @blakemsoane2993 6 лет назад +1

      No

  • @armedjuice6726
    @armedjuice6726 4 года назад +76

    sWOOZIE: I hate it when you realize a friend is using you
    Me: relatable too relatable

  • @air5828
    @air5828 6 лет назад +1598

    *_(It's not really sWooZie)_*

    • @jonathanbush6197
      @jonathanbush6197 5 лет назад +7

      Heh it's actually more like sWooZie than sWoozie himself. Yeah. An icon that represents the Platonic essence of sWooZie is more real than a mere temporary physical manifestation thereof.

    • @ASTROTRILOGY
      @ASTROTRILOGY 5 лет назад +3

      ....... ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

    • @michaelkindelan6237
      @michaelkindelan6237 5 лет назад +1

      It is

    • @heatz_crgo3534
      @heatz_crgo3534 5 лет назад +1

      Mizzli Bizzli lol

    • @twinklingromualdez2083
      @twinklingromualdez2083 5 лет назад +1

      469 likes ya welcome

  • @digglesgiggless
    @digglesgiggless 7 лет назад +187

    Okay but the table glowing in the back is so cool!

  • @Homeboy_Brando
    @Homeboy_Brando 7 лет назад +456

    6:21
    Who else caught that reference? It's the song called
    It's Hard Out Here For A Pimp
    -DJay/Terrence Howard
    from the movie "Hustle & Flow"

    • @mastercheef6743
      @mastercheef6743 7 лет назад +6

      Homeboy_Brando omg stfu u loser

    • @Homeboy_Brando
      @Homeboy_Brando 7 лет назад +16

      master cheef
      Says the one who has nothing better to do than to call people losers over the internet😂😂

    • @exitzy5655
      @exitzy5655 7 лет назад +3

      And is called master cheef 😂😂😂😂

    • @partytattooz
      @partytattooz 6 лет назад

      ah, yes! my favorite movie.

    • @olerius1235
      @olerius1235 6 лет назад

      The outro is called rolex

  • @geoffdowling1590
    @geoffdowling1590 5 лет назад +88

    I love How I Met Your Mother

  • @pokeprime94
    @pokeprime94 7 лет назад +306

    Watching this in 2018, I bet he regrets using Logan as his fill in name

  • @breeeuglyass4790
    @breeeuglyass4790 7 лет назад +267

    "NO MY TOYS, GET AWAY"

  • @PieLuver888
    @PieLuver888 7 лет назад +1263

    Logan Paul: This video cured my color blindness

  • @z3ke408
    @z3ke408 5 лет назад +279

    What do I have that Chris and Logan don't have ? -A bald head- I'm kidding

  • @Christopher0601
    @Christopher0601 7 лет назад +1699

    swoozie seems interested in sex now, which is weird bc he used to always be like "oh i'm saving myself until i'm married"

    • @NerfWarHero1999
      @NerfWarHero1999 7 лет назад +170

      Chris Daniel I guess he's Waring out due to all the girls hitting him up.

    • @SoapMonkeeyy
      @SoapMonkeeyy 7 лет назад +96

      Chris Daniel I was thinking the exact same thing lmao

    • @erikacarranza5187
      @erikacarranza5187 7 лет назад +4

      Chris Daniel I can't stop laughing😂😂

    • @kristinaward2850
      @kristinaward2850 7 лет назад +36

      Chris Daniel Yeah I'm confused about this too

    • @tariro88
      @tariro88 7 лет назад +73

      Which is normal as he ages. I'm sure He still stands by his promise to stay abstinent

  • @tda1816
    @tda1816 7 лет назад +491

    I wonder if this "Julia" girl is watching this🤔

    • @sebw1847
      @sebw1847 7 лет назад +85

      Giovanna Teo only during the night tho

  • @Kameronathan
    @Kameronathan 7 лет назад +239

    When you're too early to a video to read comments that are actually about the video but rather they're all about being early and ironically so is this one.

    • @littlebrain4482
      @littlebrain4482 7 лет назад +7

      OMG I HATE THAT

    • @Nunnehi1
      @Nunnehi1 7 лет назад

      jwjwjwksjsjejej I am the jibberish man hai wound snjwkajsjwjjsjsjsjsjskwkhigirichfi

  • @LazerPotato7
    @LazerPotato7 4 года назад +25

    I’m happy you used “Logan Paul” because my name is Logan and I look like the way he was animated

    • @widCr_Kd
      @widCr_Kd 4 года назад +2

      Yay good for you! LuCkY!

    • @NxNova0
      @NxNova0 3 года назад

      😎

  • @zayftv2004
    @zayftv2004 6 лет назад +450

    Anyone else noticed the background changed it was day than now night

    • @killerqueen2543
      @killerqueen2543 5 лет назад +3

      Master MotionCore whaaaaat I JUST realized that lol

    • @sil_spatafora3886
      @sil_spatafora3886 5 лет назад +2

      yeah haha LA crazy so it was prolly late. and he prolly messed up a few times lmao

    • @psyctrst7782
      @psyctrst7782 5 лет назад

      Lmao what i didnt notice that until that

    • @herwisdomcipher
      @herwisdomcipher 5 лет назад

      CrAzY ReDz me lol 😂

    • @y1n_y4ng73
      @y1n_y4ng73 5 лет назад

      OH GOD

  • @crunchipscrust
    @crunchipscrust 7 лет назад +1148

    Did I miss something? I thought he was a virgin angel I'm gonna wait till marriage kinda boy? What happened 😅

    • @Andre-md1oh
      @Andre-md1oh 7 лет назад +18

      crunchips0crust have you seen his other vids?

    • @BlackClawsGaming15
      @BlackClawsGaming15 7 лет назад +118

      He is waiting until marriage, at least that's what he told us

    • @bobjackson1869
      @bobjackson1869 7 лет назад +14

      crunchips0crust fame

    • @eleos636
      @eleos636 7 лет назад +221

      He is still waiting till marriage. He still makes out and cuddles with girls tho. I think his disappointment in this story was the fact that he was being used in general.

    • @RecordToDeathToBoredom
      @RecordToDeathToBoredom 7 лет назад +40

      "Sexless innkeeper" is just a title that's meant for the definition Swoozie stated. He NEVER said he was going to have at it. It's just the term that most fits his situation.

  • @timmyrascal2768
    @timmyrascal2768 7 лет назад +780

    Twas the night before New Year's
    And the weather grew mean
    Twas three in the morning
    And I was stranded in Queens!
    The tavern grew empty
    The gas lights grew dim
    The horse-drawn carriages
    Were all but snowed in
    Last call was approaching
    And my fortunes looked bleak
    Then I turned to my left
    And stifled a shriek!
    She had a peach-fuzz beard
    And weighed sixteen stone
    She gobbled up hot wings
    And swallowed the bones
    I muffled a scream
    And threw up in my mouth
    I asked, "Where do you live?"
    And she said, "One block south."
    I swallowed my pride
    And six shots of Whiskey
    And prayed to the gods
    That she wasn't too frisky
    Back in her cave
    She prepared us a snack
    Neath her mighty hooves
    The floorboards did crack
    But when she returned
    She found a sound sleeper
    And thus she became
    The sexless innkeeper

  • @decorzel_5428
    @decorzel_5428 3 года назад +11

    That Innkeeper: "Virginity is cool remain pure."

  • @astroartstm6954
    @astroartstm6954 7 лет назад +29

    Swoozie. This needs to me an actual series.
    STORYS WITH SWOOZIE

  • @r4tzd0ll
    @r4tzd0ll 7 лет назад +246

    Last time I was this early, Phillip Hamilton was still alive

    • @tobyshedd7193
      @tobyshedd7193 7 лет назад +3

      Kawaii Alpaca Artist do you mean...

    • @tobyshedd7193
      @tobyshedd7193 7 лет назад +5

      Kawaii Alpaca Artist ALEXANDRR HAMILTON!

    • @r4tzd0ll
      @r4tzd0ll 7 лет назад +3

      Mr. TnT Yes! I didn't think anyone would get the reference! RIP PHILLIP

    • @chloeketola6378
      @chloeketola6378 7 лет назад +2

      Hamilton heehee

    • @sumaleep5932
      @sumaleep5932 7 лет назад +6

      my fuCKING GOD YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT.

  • @holly6131
    @holly6131 7 лет назад +483

    Did he really just sit on that couch from day to night?

    • @prestonnoneya3767
      @prestonnoneya3767 7 лет назад +55

      Holly Bear, No, he probably recorded some, had something to do, came back, recorded.

    • @holly6131
      @holly6131 7 лет назад +1

      The Dankest Of The Memelords hank you

    • @joyce3672
      @joyce3672 7 лет назад

      Holly Bear True first it was day then night time that's weird 😐😕

    • @cynthiawolfe6706
      @cynthiawolfe6706 7 лет назад

      Holly Bear oh my gosh he did

  • @CatPCgaming
    @CatPCgaming 4 года назад +254

    "This video is unavailable on this device"
    Excuse me, but WTF

  • @sundayschips
    @sundayschips 7 лет назад +170

    2:04 my favorite part of this video

    • @treeboy3840
      @treeboy3840 7 лет назад +3

      NO! MY TOYS! GET AWAY

    • @isabellamorell6865
      @isabellamorell6865 6 лет назад

      Mine too I laughed sooo hard

    • @Psycholas
      @Psycholas 6 лет назад

      xd i was like that when i was a kid

    • @Psycholas
      @Psycholas 6 лет назад

      was afraid that he would break them or infect them with his dirty hands (idk why)

    • @aaaaaaaaaa9998
      @aaaaaaaaaa9998 6 лет назад

      I died of laughter

  • @ineedmedsk5441
    @ineedmedsk5441 7 лет назад +37

    WHY SWOOZIE IS SO AWESOME ALL THESE AIN'T LOYAL

  • @lej234
    @lej234 7 лет назад +11

    Every time you tell a story I am reminded why I subscribed. Keep 'em coming man!

  • @ipaxphantom7896
    @ipaxphantom7896 5 лет назад +51

    Hmmmm sounds a lot like that Episode from How I Met Your Mother.

    • @bio_hazard7281
      @bio_hazard7281 5 лет назад +2

      IpaxPhantom I love how I met your mother

  • @patriciatrad277
    @patriciatrad277 7 лет назад +835

    I don't understand... how can somebody use someone like swoozie he's perfect boyfriend material... 😩💗

    • @echoheadwithanxiety6934
      @echoheadwithanxiety6934 7 лет назад +56

      Not everyone thinks that. People have different types so Swoozie might not be her type.

    • @patriciatrad277
      @patriciatrad277 7 лет назад +32

      Broken Doge yeah but she doesn't have a reason to use him

    • @whatassignments7433
      @whatassignments7433 7 лет назад +8

      Maybe she doesn't have a place to live and is just house hoping, rent free

    • @2702
      @2702 7 лет назад +6

      stfu lol..... hes playing with your minds, look through his BS and you can tell hes more difficult that most of the sassy LA bitches he imitates with that gay ass voice. :)

    • @alicia-zx8lh
      @alicia-zx8lh 7 лет назад

      Glowing Heart 😂

  • @marysue5621
    @marysue5621 7 лет назад +225

    Anyone else think if How i Met Your Mother when they saw the title

  • @dr.wolfie3006
    @dr.wolfie3006 7 лет назад +83

    I love how u change the animation 😄

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  7 лет назад +30

      Glad you like it man. I'm rotating through different styles making the rounds :)

    • @dogoakuna7882
      @dogoakuna7882 7 лет назад +1

      sWooZie Like it

    • @quintus1553
      @quintus1553 7 лет назад

      sWooZie vgi

    • @stinklordbonk8253
      @stinklordbonk8253 7 лет назад

      DR . WOLFIE yep same

  • @Haylex98
    @Haylex98 5 лет назад +14

    Absolutely no one:
    Swoozie: MMM

  • @bearwarner4994
    @bearwarner4994 7 лет назад +33

    If it helps, she also picked you because she could tell you weren't a creep about sex. She felt really safe about pulling this deal on you, because you show no predatory signs, apparently.

  • @notxsnowie
    @notxsnowie 7 лет назад +23

    Song for his Outro:
    Ayo and Teo - Rolex (Lyrics)
    Welcome sWooZie.

  • @skylogan6728
    @skylogan6728 7 лет назад +111

    My name is Logan and I just saw Logan the movie I heard Logan a lot, now I am hearing Logan but at least I am friends with Julia Kelly and all over the snaps

    • @skylogan6728
      @skylogan6728 7 лет назад +1

      *Friend Zone*

    • @dcarterm8371
      @dcarterm8371 7 лет назад +5

      Sky Logan You should date a girl named Logan

    • @prettylittlesparkals1029
      @prettylittlesparkals1029 7 лет назад

      Sky Logan My names sky!

    • @vRagg.
      @vRagg. 7 лет назад

      you should watch the king baches logan parody :D

    • @curlylocz7622
      @curlylocz7622 7 лет назад

      Was Logan good? Seems like a very good movie 😊

  • @SpiderXtra7
    @SpiderXtra7 4 года назад +17

    This man has so much life experience that can climb the the tallest tower in the world

  • @halcyonz5306
    @halcyonz5306 7 лет назад +185

    why does he have a hand cuff on his right arm????

  • @nickia7578
    @nickia7578 7 лет назад +46

    WHADDUP HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER REFERENCE YESSSSSSSSSS 😍😍😍😍😂

  • @phyllis9853
    @phyllis9853 7 лет назад +276

    Am I the only one who thinks that every time he Says Logan Paul It is Logan Paul even though I know it is not him

  • @deangelocordero2187
    @deangelocordero2187 5 лет назад +234

    Thats what i do for a living.
    2:04

  • @areallifecartoon777
    @areallifecartoon777 7 лет назад +553

    I wish Jaiden animations and the odd ones out and Swoozie would make a video if you guys think the same can we get 200 likes

  • @Rockngurl1kittyluv
    @Rockngurl1kittyluv 7 лет назад +109

    Lmaoooo where do you keep finding these girls????? XD

    • @jtj1128
      @jtj1128 7 лет назад +9

      Kimberly Anna hes part of the Kool Kids Klub

    • @julianadelstein9310
      @julianadelstein9310 7 лет назад

      JTJWarrior Gamz lol wow!

    • @lilsuds8278
      @lilsuds8278 7 лет назад +5

      JTJWarrior Gamz the kkk?

    • @bobago139
      @bobago139 7 лет назад

      JTJWarrior Gamz if ur going to be racist at least make it funny

    • @jtj1128
      @jtj1128 7 лет назад

      Jaelyn Lockhart Lmao just a joke. Why do people take everything seriously

  • @4ortKnox
    @4ortKnox 7 лет назад +231

    GUYS WHAT IF RUclips RED MADE SWOOZIES FTW AN ACTUAL SERIES??? COULD YOU IMAGINE THAT?😃 THAT'D BE FANTASTIC🙄

    • @4ortKnox
      @4ortKnox 7 лет назад +1

      pls tell me if you agree with me👍

    • @chanteelliott2142
      @chanteelliott2142 7 лет назад +6

      4ortKnox that would be lit 🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @7evenb
      @7evenb 7 лет назад +71

      no cause i would have to pay for youtube

    • @Hermiie
      @Hermiie 7 лет назад +26

      Why would you want to pay to watch free content??

    • @francodefrance5279
      @francodefrance5279 7 лет назад

      4ortKnox Youd have to pay for it though

  • @heykidswantsomegummyworms9703
    @heykidswantsomegummyworms9703 5 лет назад +33

    I had a dream where my boi kissed my crush and I woke up mad af at him. I saw him in tech ed and in my head was like tf y u do me like that

  • @SurplusMilk
    @SurplusMilk 7 лет назад +82

    Imagine making out with someone and all of a sudden they roll over and say "good night" like asf if yall weren't about to pull off those clothes XDD I'd be like "bittccchhhhhh"

  • @Joshua-cl7qi
    @Joshua-cl7qi 7 лет назад +159

    I just realized that the girl who was using him was Alissa Violet!

    • @Joshua-cl7qi
      @Joshua-cl7qi 7 лет назад +3

      It might be Sommerray??

    • @LobsterLawyer
      @LobsterLawyer 7 лет назад +9

      Probably not Sommerrray. He would have mentioned about the booty or her dog if that was the case. That dog goes everywhere with her smh.

    • @ziweili1885
      @ziweili1885 7 лет назад +1

      Joshua A true it is alissa bcoz she just broke up with jake paul and needs a place to stay

    • @joyh.512
      @joyh.512 7 лет назад

      Omg you're right

    • @jadakith
      @jadakith 7 лет назад +1

      I don't think it's Alissa. Isn't she staying with Chantel...

  • @Arn01d
    @Arn01d 7 лет назад +101

    Swoozie what is your job? Like, does RUclips just keep you going?
    Edit: Thanks for the info guys, forgot he was a professional gamer, and I had no idea about his L.A. projects

    • @kelvinnana205
      @kelvinnana205 7 лет назад +3

      Jay Arnold I remember he's got a second job too

    • @Thelightalchemist64
      @Thelightalchemist64 7 лет назад +29

      Jay Arnold Two things; His RUclips career, and he's a member of the Creative Artists Agency in LA

    • @WhiteCharisma
      @WhiteCharisma 7 лет назад +16

      Jay Arnold his rise to fame was being a pro gamer mostly in the fighting game community. Been following for nearly 10 years now lmao.... it's awesome to see where he has gotten! If you are super OG you'll remember he met Michelle Phan the makeup guru during her rise to fame and that's how his channel exploded. They had a collab channel called "Press Start" for a while together :)

    • @user-ej7we6ph3l
      @user-ej7we6ph3l 7 лет назад

      Lmao do you even know how much he gets through RUclips? It's insane. He doesn't need a second job.

  • @daphnehanson7959
    @daphnehanson7959 7 лет назад +18

    u know wuts freaking me out right now? the fact that 2 minutes ago my parents were downstairs watching a movie, but now, i'm a lone with my room being the only room with the light on

    • @PostBoyMD
      @PostBoyMD 6 лет назад

      Flare-Animations ??? Okay........?

  • @boxertest
    @boxertest 7 лет назад +43

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Seems your reality is awesome and lame at the same time, it balances itself out well LOL

  • @CHloE748
    @CHloE748 7 лет назад +8

    "Hey what's up guys, it's scarce here. So in today's news swoozie has been telling some dirt. You'll never guess what Logan Paul is doing with chantel!"

  • @thatrando9679
    @thatrando9679 4 года назад +4

    He was wondering what he has that these celebrities don't, and I figured it out
    He got that swoozie charm

  • @Guchinagi
    @Guchinagi 7 лет назад +96

    Clicked so fast that i forgot to read the title..

  • @eric2ill4u
    @eric2ill4u 7 лет назад +217

    Is that a golden handcuff bracelet?

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  7 лет назад +64

      wow. Amazing eye! Yes it is. I'll link it in the description!

    • @LordMiller98
      @LordMiller98 7 лет назад +8

      sWooZie swoozie responds....

    • @mdixon0512
      @mdixon0512 7 лет назад +5

      sWooZie do u live life luxury because your house is AWESOME!!!!

    • @yukiDewsakuraX
      @yukiDewsakuraX 7 лет назад +5

      :D Heyy Adande*~ Been following you for a couple of years now. Glad you're doing well! ^_^

    • @emimao7787
      @emimao7787 7 лет назад +4

      It's $275... NOPE

  • @comixfan22
    @comixfan22 7 лет назад +9

    Swoozie is gonna be the next Dr.Phil I guarantee it

  • @Nero-xq3vn
    @Nero-xq3vn 3 года назад +5

    i just noticed this man has a handcuff bracelet. Swoozie a mad thug, still got his handcuff since the last he go arrested

  • @sukik8234
    @sukik8234 7 лет назад +4

    Swoozie is the OG storytime youtuber

  • @Legofan1259
    @Legofan1259 7 лет назад +197

    Not gonna lie Im borderlined pissed that he's able to hang out with all these gorgeous girls and im here struggling to hold it together after being dumped and possibly cheated on...

    • @Rationalist101
      @Rationalist101 7 лет назад +21

      He's popular and has things going for him financially.

    • @MagillanicaLouM
      @MagillanicaLouM 7 лет назад +61

      SWNerd97 well I guess the difference is that none of the girls he talks about are fully dedicated relationships. They're all flings that end up going sour somehow. Also being an internet celebrity on top of just being an overall chill dude helps reign in the super gorgeous ones. Connections and alladat.

    • @AKilahVamp
      @AKilahVamp 7 лет назад

      SWNerd97 lol

    • @gigifreakingdies
      @gigifreakingdies 7 лет назад +1

      SWNerd97 I can't even get a handshake from a boy smh

    • @Scrofrogoly
      @Scrofrogoly 7 лет назад +1

      Don't worry, I got fucked over and lost money.

  • @officialtaykay9571
    @officialtaykay9571 7 лет назад +7

    Bruh I knew you were gonna post this after you posting a vid on Insta/snapchat 😂😂🤘🏽

  • @raquelscarborough9615
    @raquelscarborough9615 4 года назад +8

    swoozie: that one kid that ignores all their toys but studies it when someone wants it
    me: he's discribing me

  • @zackding3338
    @zackding3338 7 лет назад +46

    dude,you just went through all kinds of things in your life.how come do i think you're happy with all the stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol

  • @neutrongaming7918
    @neutrongaming7918 7 лет назад +66

    1:59 got me dead

  • @Jabcat-ov7ln
    @Jabcat-ov7ln 6 лет назад +32

    You’re telling me, Alex Wassabi, The Family Friendly Guy, said “Sexless Inkeeper” Naaaaaah

    • @mte5039
      @mte5039 5 лет назад

      Jimin’s Thighs that what I said in my head I’m like damm

  • @sustelsuk
    @sustelsuk 3 года назад +8

    With the title , i imaged swoozie dressed in night gown with a night cap, with old man glasses, beard and a old oil lanterns

  • @emuhlee143
    @emuhlee143 6 лет назад +30

    “Why come....you’re so special?!”

  • @purplesquidyman382
    @purplesquidyman382 7 лет назад +48

    Dam swoozie be getting all Dem girls

    • @jaylenwallace95
      @jaylenwallace95 6 лет назад +1

      Purple squidy man being a RUclips celebrity has it's benefits 😊

    • @Leoo117
      @Leoo117 6 лет назад +1

      jaylenwallace95, Well, not in this case. The woman actually used him and he ignored the red flags she was showing. It can happen to anyone if they aren't careful.

  • @lilrival1189
    @lilrival1189 4 года назад +13

    "so hard out here for a pimp"
    That is something I 100% agree with

  • @allmightygir4865
    @allmightygir4865 4 года назад +2

    Swoozie bringing some new knowledge into my life fr.

  • @squidkid4580
    @squidkid4580 7 лет назад +42

    Swooz, where you get that Skyward Sword Link statue? Please tell me, I want to know

  • @theo9743
    @theo9743 7 лет назад +4

    low-key I absolutely love you Swoozie, please keep up the awesome videos!

  • @Kenna-lj2gn
    @Kenna-lj2gn 7 лет назад +15

    I love his shirt! Batman and Robin for the win

  • @shaneikiyasteel7073
    @shaneikiyasteel7073 5 лет назад +5

    The stories this man tells 😂 ohmygosh 🤦🏽‍♀️! Love the fit!