Why Are Bad Words Bad?

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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2013
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    Marchex Institute study: blog.marchex.com/2013/05/15/ma...
    Canada's most vulgar city: www.huffingtonpost.ca/2012/01/...
    "Bad" etymology: www.etymonline.com/index.php?t...
    "Grawlixes": www.fastcodesign.com/1673017/q...
    Mort Walker - The Lexicon of Comicana: www.amazon.co.uk/The-Lexicon-C...
    First use of grawlixes: languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/...
    Slate's Lexicon Valley: "A Brief History of Swearing": www.slate.com/articles/podcast...
    1 Kilohertz censor beep: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bleep_ce...
    Steven Pinker lecture: • Steven Pinker - The St...
    Swearing history: www.salon.com/2013/05/11/the_m...
    remembering taboo words: citeseerx.ist.psu.edu/viewdoc/...
    Swearing in the brain:
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    www.howstuffworks.com/swearing...
    no words should be banned? bigthink.com/against-the-new-t...
    Mythbusters' Swearing Test: • MythBusters - Jamie Sw...
    Coprolalia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprolalia
    Lalochezia: medical-dictionary.thefreedict...
    7 dirty words: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_di...
    Swearing is changing:
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    www.slate.com/articles/life/th...
    Swearing in the future: io9.com/http-0-media-cdn-foolz...
    Swearing behaviour on Twitter: www.business2community.com/inf...
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Комментарии • 47 тыс.

  • @Quandale_gravaton
    @Quandale_gravaton 3 года назад +5197

    Imagine stubbing ur toe and yelling "DEPRESSED"

    • @nikel1040
      @nikel1040 3 года назад +166

      This comment is criminally underrated 🤣

    • @ovn_tamil
      @ovn_tamil 3 года назад +25

      Lol

    • @tora6673
      @tora6673 3 года назад +241

      yeah, because the toe didn't get pressed enough.

    • @sussysusan4436
      @sussysusan4436 3 года назад +17

      @@tora6673 hahahaha lol

    • @AEXU_
      @AEXU_ 3 года назад +40

      No because im not gonna yell what i am, am i?

  • @anonymouscheesepie3768
    @anonymouscheesepie3768 4 года назад +29106

    "Even the word bad, can be a bad word."
    RUclips: _write that down_ *_write that down_*

    • @kami3119
      @kami3119 4 года назад +220

      Charles!

    • @rustam458
      @rustam458 4 года назад +70

      @@kami3119 yea?

    • @milfhunter2906
      @milfhunter2906 4 года назад +36

      AnonymousCheesePie37 💀😂😂

    • @thememedealer5301
      @thememedealer5301 4 года назад +70

      Charles the french 😂😂

    • @proyagchakraborty1525
      @proyagchakraborty1525 4 года назад +51

      Found a charles fan here, never thought I would.
      Someone share the link to his channel, he is really awesome

  • @burnerbill7372
    @burnerbill7372 6 месяцев назад +226

    "Schizo" is definitely on its way to being a regular insult

    • @HS-mn6jc
      @HS-mn6jc Месяц назад +35

      Yeah and it’s really unfortunate too. Obviously being schizophrenic isn’t a healthy thing at all, but straight up demonizing the existence of schizophrenic people is not helping them in the slightest. It only serves to further isolate and vilify them. It makes me so sad :(

    • @pankoty1479
      @pankoty1479 Месяц назад +10

      so is trash and mental. This video was made 10 years ago and it's all fulfilling now lol

    • @the711devin4
      @the711devin4 Месяц назад +6

      @@HS-mn6jc In my opinion, it really is rude to refer to someone as simply "Schizo", as in "The schizo over there" or "That guy's a schizo."

    • @ekki1993
      @ekki1993 18 дней назад +3

      @@the711devin4 That's the point of an insult, though.

    • @Heather-we7wj
      @Heather-we7wj 9 дней назад

      So it basically has to go through the process that the word "ret**d" did to be considered completely politically incorrect then.
      And that makes me mad. I hate people who see mental illness as some kind of joke.

  • @lucasarturosutton9120
    @lucasarturosutton9120 8 месяцев назад +264

    bro answering his own 3AM question's💀

  • @aidanfwong
    @aidanfwong 4 года назад +8378

    Swearing makes up 0.7% of our vocabulary
    12 year old COD players: I beg to differ

    • @CrisisVFX
      @CrisisVFX 4 года назад +445

      I fucking beg to fucking differ you fat bitch* is what you meant

    • @lindseyrubenstein6028
      @lindseyrubenstein6028 4 года назад +198

      RPL Crisis *insert n-word

    • @goofygooberr69
      @goofygooberr69 3 года назад +91

      As a 12 year old cod player I agree

    • @goofygooberr69
      @goofygooberr69 3 года назад +39

      @Kazuhir 007 I know right I'm such a rebel 😱😱😰

    • @goofygooberr69
      @goofygooberr69 3 года назад +30

      @Kazuhir 007 frick omg I said it so loud

  • @NoName-zf9kf
    @NoName-zf9kf 5 лет назад +4651

    imagine saying "oh defecate I forgot my homework"

  • @bunkayke2554
    @bunkayke2554 6 месяцев назад +254

    I learned english as a teen on the internet, and to me curse words have no weight, I curse all the time, it's what I learned from let's plays lol. As opposed to my native language, when I hear a curse word in Spanish I feel a physical reaction, it feels so much more intense, like it has more weight and aggression, since I learned them as a child and I was told not to use them.

    • @gamingeo_01
      @gamingeo_01 5 месяцев назад +4

      May I present to you the minivan known as
      Laputa

    • @leroyhotdogzanzibar.
      @leroyhotdogzanzibar. 4 месяца назад +2

      That is simply from the language difference, and how they are used in sentences, and when they are used.

    • @pythondrink
      @pythondrink 4 месяца назад

      English is kind of like a native language for me and curse words have no weight to me lol. I use them sm on the Internet to emphasize stuff. It's only irl I don't fucking use them coz many ppl around me wouldn't like that.

    • @ashupashu5559
      @ashupashu5559 4 месяца назад +13

      @@pythondrink that's their problem. Swear words are 100% made up arbitrary nonsense. Fuck should not be worse than sex. Shit should not be worse than poop. And asshole should not be worse than jerk. They mean the same thing.

    • @pythondrink
      @pythondrink 4 месяца назад +3

      @@ashupashu5559 I 100% agree. These words are offensive bcoz we decided they are. But are they actually causing any harm? Nah

  • @perkaholic6774
    @perkaholic6774 7 месяцев назад +102

    How was camera quality this good 10 years ago

    • @arandomdude5304
      @arandomdude5304 3 месяца назад +35

      Bro it was in 2014 not 1914

    • @user-wf2xv1kl7q
      @user-wf2xv1kl7q 2 месяца назад +3

      im not ur bro, bro

    • @cameronharding2878
      @cameronharding2878 2 месяца назад

      ​@user-wf2xv1kl7q I'm not your bro bro stop calling me bro

    • @DLion666
      @DLion666 2 месяца назад +6

      ​@@user-wf2xv1kl7q no one asked u just spawned here to comment smthing useless just like me lmao

    • @tuguicristinagabriela2275
      @tuguicristinagabriela2275 2 месяца назад +2

      It was in 2014, not 1897 lmao

  • @leifhelland6313
    @leifhelland6313 3 года назад +5392

    POV: You are in prison, and your cell mate introduces himself

  • @ProPcGaming1
    @ProPcGaming1 9 лет назад +6088

    0.7 % of the everyday spoken language are swear words ?
    That doesn't apply if you are playing GTA

    • @ProPcGaming1
      @ProPcGaming1 9 лет назад +535

      A line from Gta 5 xD
      "Oh hell no nigga, I ain't fucking with this bitch ass bullshit"

    • @struggler8532
      @struggler8532 9 лет назад +23

      ProPcGamer XD

    • @erikplays8259
      @erikplays8259 9 лет назад +120

      ProPcGamer lol thats some funny ass fucking shit you silly bitch

    • @drphil8281
      @drphil8281 9 лет назад +180

      Or CoD multiplayer.

    • @UmbreonInvaderz
      @UmbreonInvaderz 9 лет назад +8

      XD so true

  • @thequan9380
    @thequan9380 7 месяцев назад +52

    His videos are truly timeless

  • @Eatingchocolateeeee
    @Eatingchocolateeeee 8 месяцев назад +715

    9 years ago and he is talking about Ohio before it was a trend, what a legend

  • @airgi100
    @airgi100 5 лет назад +5509

    RUclips: "You can't make an educational video and be demonetized"
    V-sauce: "Observe"

    • @kanevenkat8588
      @kanevenkat8588 4 года назад +64

      Zeo, you know what’s scary, the fact that the words he said that will be used more often 2 of them are being used more and more frequently, depressed and metal and words to describe a person who is unstable, therefore making them “swear words”.

    • @SD-fj4ju
      @SD-fj4ju 4 года назад +10

      Challenge accepted

    • @PeterPan-lo1ci
      @PeterPan-lo1ci 4 года назад +20

      Have u ever seen Cody's lab, he makes educational vidios in cemestry and most of his vids get demonetized

    • @PeterPan-lo1ci
      @PeterPan-lo1ci 4 года назад +3

      Sry im not that good at English

    • @PeterPan-lo1ci
      @PeterPan-lo1ci 4 года назад +4

      @TheWeirdSide Of thE internet but thank u

  • @littlebigcomrade
    @littlebigcomrade 4 года назад +6110

    “Mothertrucker dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick.”

  • @PronunciationPam-ho3bu
    @PronunciationPam-ho3bu 8 месяцев назад +22

    Vsauce: swearing makes up 0.7% of our vocabulary
    The crow i taught to curse:

  • @Nodity
    @Nodity 7 месяцев назад +7

    I love how Mass is among the least likely to use bad words on a call but also among the least likely to use please and thank you.

  • @Dorakos
    @Dorakos 7 лет назад +4204

    Again, why he is filming it from a prison cell?

  • @Izuku_Midoriya-oi2cx
    @Izuku_Midoriya-oi2cx 5 лет назад +9476

    Elementary school teacher logic:
    Shut up= a curse word

    • @definitely_vincible
      @definitely_vincible 5 лет назад +159

      Ikr

    • @jiminugotnojams4847
      @jiminugotnojams4847 5 лет назад +805

      and dont even get me started on
      oh no
      not this word
      *S T U P I D*
      im a thug
      woah
      dont tell my mom
      shell take away my ipad

    • @Izuku_Midoriya-oi2cx
      @Izuku_Midoriya-oi2cx 5 лет назад +103

      Someone call Lorrie Dvorak’s mom

    • @Hooded-Tet
      @Hooded-Tet 5 лет назад +248

      Stupid= your going to hell

    • @godzilla3768
      @godzilla3768 5 лет назад +382

      my 2nd grade teacher sent people to the office for saying "what the" for whatever reason

  • @Kneecaptain
    @Kneecaptain 8 месяцев назад +13

    “swear words makes up 0.7 of our vocab”
    my friends and all my classes:

  • @No_Name-_--
    @No_Name-_-- 7 месяцев назад +16

    Him: "Why are bad words bad"
    My Brain: Cause they are bad words 🗣️🔥🔥🗿

  • @ashelshot6001
    @ashelshot6001 8 лет назад +4144

    WHY IS HE CALLING ME VSAUCE OVER AND OVER AGAIN

    • @circuit10
      @circuit10 8 лет назад +118

      He's Vsauce

    • @Illoosion
      @Illoosion 7 лет назад +478

      +Heath Mitchell At the beginning of every single one of his videos, he says "Hey, Vsauce! Michael here." He's literally greeting us as "Vsauce."

    • @mostafaabdelmalik8434
      @mostafaabdelmalik8434 7 лет назад +77

      he means vsauce fans probably

    • @wesleystults592
      @wesleystults592 7 лет назад +26

      hahahahahahahaha! I get it!

    • @wesleystults592
      @wesleystults592 7 лет назад +40

      Richard Marksman way to play along friend

  • @owenklein1917
    @owenklein1917 3 года назад +6036

    I was hoping the intro would be something like, “What’s up b****! Michael here!”

  • @Da_boys2k
    @Da_boys2k Месяц назад +13

    Bro guessed the Ohio meme

  • @your_fat_self
    @your_fat_self 8 месяцев назад +9

    "Hey, Vsauce, Michael here! This is the most secure prison in the world, *or is it?"*

  • @dalejwosk777
    @dalejwosk777 4 года назад +2212

    Bad Words: *exists
    Toxic Kids:
    *"It's free real estate"*

    • @nauka7565
      @nauka7565 4 года назад +28

      I never swear from 1 year ago but now I often swear, I dont like swearing though. I'll try to lower it

    • @sun.fl0
      @sun.fl0 4 года назад +9

      nauka YOU JUST UNRAVELED UR DEEPEST DARKEST SECRET--
      (This is a joke)

    • @EarthySmerky
      @EarthySmerky 4 года назад +6

      DraGoLinkz lmao so true especially in Fortnite

    • @dalejwosk777
      @dalejwosk777 4 года назад +2

      I'm swearing since 1st grade lmao

    • @nauka7565
      @nauka7565 4 года назад +1

      I memorized the 100 digits of pi in 4 days yay

  • @idrankthemilk9870
    @idrankthemilk9870 4 года назад +2656

    “Badder words “
    I think my English teacher just had a heart attack .

    • @pinkfloydmeddle6692
      @pinkfloydmeddle6692 4 года назад +41

      She did! Because she saw me.

    • @sjdkdkrmdirkfkdm7683
      @sjdkdkrmdirkfkdm7683 4 года назад +15

      Worse*

    • @idrankthemilk9870
      @idrankthemilk9870 4 года назад +65

      ChOKe r/wooosh

    • @fabio-nc9gx
      @fabio-nc9gx 4 года назад +13

      ??'badder/est' 'gooder/est' etc are used to accentuate that there is something 'less good/bad', especially on the web, it's not a big deal

    • @idrankthemilk9870
      @idrankthemilk9870 4 года назад +24

      no. I know , but he said “ badder “ words instead of worse words and I made a joke of how my English teacher had a heart attack when she saw that he used badder and not worse .

  • @TinkleTyson12
    @TinkleTyson12 7 месяцев назад +9

    why is this man answering all life’s questions

  • @richardle7182
    @richardle7182 7 месяцев назад +9

    Vsauce:swearing makes up 0.7% of our vocabular
    Call Of Duty:you didn’t have to cut me off

  • @Flipover121
    @Flipover121 3 года назад +2404

    "the 'F' word and the 'S' word these 10 words makeup about 0.7% of the average"
    Gordon Ramsay: don't underestimate my power

    • @bruh4696
      @bruh4696 3 года назад +83

      Tommyinnit: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you

    • @arandomsupra
      @arandomsupra 3 года назад +41

      Those results are inaccurate, gordon ramsay makes up 95% of that

    • @roderickmesa9478
      @roderickmesa9478 3 года назад +10

      Pewds: to hold your defecation motu patlu wtf supposed to mean

    • @rodion9566
      @rodion9566 3 года назад +3

      donkey

    • @Flipover121
      @Flipover121 3 года назад +3

      @@rodion9566 donut

  • @royaletoxicity-3005
    @royaletoxicity-3005 3 года назад +3516

    But who tf looked at the middle finger and said," Damn...That shit offensive"

    • @royaletoxicity-3005
      @royaletoxicity-3005 3 года назад +69

      @@noeschaeffer2167 Oh thanks for educating me

    • @royaletoxicity-3005
      @royaletoxicity-3005 3 года назад +61

      @Questa Semplice Animazione thank you for educating me

    • @cosmicskies6219
      @cosmicskies6219 3 года назад +6

      @@noeschaeffer2167 lol that’s not even true.

    • @noeschaeffer2167
      @noeschaeffer2167 3 года назад +13

      @Astro Journey what are you basing that accusation on? Can you show me the source proving me wrong?
      I don’t mean to be mean I am lowkey interested in whether it’s true that it’s not true

    • @cosmicskies6219
      @cosmicskies6219 3 года назад +26

      @@noeschaeffer2167 literally just look up the origins of the middle finger. The whole picking your nose thing was a myth and it doesn’t even really make sense

  • @therealwisemysticaltree
    @therealwisemysticaltree 6 месяцев назад +7

    Human: emits sound*
    Other human: big sad

    • @jackdeavers1198
      @jackdeavers1198 18 дней назад +1

      Third human: (looking at the first human) you cannot say that anymore.

    • @therealwisemysticaltree
      @therealwisemysticaltree 18 дней назад

      @@jackdeavers1198 human apollogizes to everyone on the big rock the next day

  • @heyblisters
    @heyblisters 5 месяцев назад +6

    this will forever be my favorite youtube channel ever

  • @craterlock3678
    @craterlock3678 3 года назад +5937

    Fun fact:
    In Russia there's a saying that translates to:
    "A speech/talk without swearing is an essay."

    • @nursmalik6024
      @nursmalik6024 3 года назад +193

      Blyat.

    • @constantineravenna86
      @constantineravenna86 3 года назад +22

      lol

    • @new-gacha-riddles-jp
      @new-gacha-riddles-jp 3 года назад +107

      Щуку я, щуку я, щуку я поймала.
      Девица красная, уху я варила.
      Уху я, уху я, уху я варила.
      Shuku ya, shuku ya, shuku ya poymala
      Devisha krasnaya, uhu ya varila
      Uhu ya, uhu ya varila

    • @nursmalik6024
      @nursmalik6024 3 года назад +18

      @@new-gacha-riddles-jp ??

    • @new-gacha-riddles-jp
      @new-gacha-riddles-jp 3 года назад +84

      @@nursmalik6024
      It translates to: I cooked fish stew
      Misheard as: Cooked near the dick or Ooh, I cooked a dick.

  • @nessfinesse3195
    @nessfinesse3195 3 года назад +2052

    "0.7% of the daily vocabulary"
    10 year olds on Xbox Live:
    "You underestimate my power!"

    • @myagamingkat
      @myagamingkat 3 года назад +12

      hahhahahahahHAhahahhahahHhshahhHHAHAHJGHULIEJKRFNERFJKHERBFEJRKBHERHJGB I PLAY ONLINE PS
      3....

    • @rockthrower1847
      @rockthrower1847 3 года назад +3

      Mya Gaming Kat what

    • @cabbage2329
      @cabbage2329 3 года назад +20

      You $^^$ underestimate my $&&$#&& power you little #&& &#& *$*&##% #&&$

    • @jodofly1158
      @jodofly1158 3 года назад +4

      Copied

    • @nessfinesse3195
      @nessfinesse3195 3 года назад +2

      @@jodofly1158 actually I thought of this right when Michael said it in the video, I did see there was a *similar* joke but I still decided to post mine, have a good day sir.

  • @user-ik1rd1ys1u
    @user-ik1rd1ys1u 8 месяцев назад +29

    I used this video for my essay. It turned out about 5000 characters. I am very grateful to Michael, his videos are very interesting and useful.

  • @MiketheDodgeguy
    @MiketheDodgeguy 8 месяцев назад +1

    I just started watching these videos again, I didn't realize how long it's been since these videos were posted, time flies by!

  • @perojalenarddeniel5574
    @perojalenarddeniel5574 4 года назад +14260

    Imagine Vsauce getting demonatized for saying "Bad"

  • @Gabowsk
    @Gabowsk 3 года назад +1865

    0.7% of daily speaking is constituted of bad words.
    Australians: **Laughing profusely**

  • @axolotl522
    @axolotl522 Месяц назад +4

    it’s 2024 and i can confirm that i use mental as in insult/ curse as michael predicted 😭

  • @F4RSGaMes
    @F4RSGaMes 6 месяцев назад +2

    God damn, 10 years have passed and I see NOTHING DIFFERENT on his vids other than the quality. Music and Soundtracks, Character, Style and Humor. Now that's what I call consistency.

  • @OfficialPrettyLittleLiars
    @OfficialPrettyLittleLiars 10 лет назад +23365

    It took me 4 minutes to notice: Why are you in a prison?

    • @dUbDancer2012
      @dUbDancer2012 10 лет назад +2879

      he can get you distracted by his inspiring beautiful voice

    • @heinzfries9774
      @heinzfries9774 10 лет назад +1137

      Took me 9.

    • @oskarbondesson4936
      @oskarbondesson4936 10 лет назад +447

      RIGHT!

    • @Goatmeal
      @Goatmeal 10 лет назад +878

      He stole our hearts. No homo.

    • @MH3000333
      @MH3000333 10 лет назад +1003

      Took me the time to scroll down read your comment

  • @fede9702
    @fede9702 3 года назад +3143

    "the 'F' word and the 'S' word these 10 words makeup about 0.7% of the average"
    6th graders: *chuckles*

    • @mushroommadness784
      @mushroommadness784 3 года назад +28

      LMAO

    • @LegoCityFilms
      @LegoCityFilms 3 года назад +153

      7th and 8th graders you mean, 6th graders weren't that bad but as a 7th grader I can 100% confirm that 25% of my language are curses

    • @pancakeoverlord1
      @pancakeoverlord1 3 года назад +57

      As someone who has been in 6th grade I can confirm this information
      I didn’t swear tho I just know people who did

    • @pantsandfriends8786
      @pantsandfriends8786 3 года назад +7

      Lol

    • @james1311na
      @james1311na 3 года назад +5

      @@LegoCityFilms same..

  • @Harumy0810
    @Harumy0810 7 месяцев назад +3

    Those "bad" words prediction were on point

  • @AGCTHEINFAMOUS
    @AGCTHEINFAMOUS 4 месяца назад +1

    I watched this when I was seven, six years ago. It's great to come back to this guy's channel after so long.

  • @shakewell42
    @shakewell42 3 года назад +2787

    The words are just going through a phase, they'll calm down soon.

  • @dylangarrido5113
    @dylangarrido5113 4 года назад +1149

    0:00
    when you’re trying to sleep but your brother keeps bothering you in the middle of the night

    • @brysonsirus7747
      @brysonsirus7747 4 года назад +16

      [Your profile picture]
      Oh Bowser, what have you done? You should have given him the ball...

    • @treyongameboy8201
      @treyongameboy8201 4 года назад +1

      Dylan hahahahajhaahahshss

    • @jobro1957
      @jobro1957 4 года назад +14

      *H E Y V S A U C E M I C H E A L H E R E*

    • @macaroon_nuggets8008
      @macaroon_nuggets8008 4 года назад +1

      Or sister

    • @dylangarrido5113
      @dylangarrido5113 4 года назад

      Macaroon_Nuggets “oh my bad sir”

  • @Willow_6996
    @Willow_6996 День назад +1

    If someone says to me “please don’t swear around me I don’t like swear” or anything like that I’m immediately going to realise I could never and would never want to be your friend or anything like that and I’m also going to think less of you

  • @theweirdman1490
    @theweirdman1490 5 месяцев назад +4

    You know how old your camera is 10 years to 2024 💀

  • @isaacmeowton
    @isaacmeowton 3 года назад +3153

    "historically bad words came from things we were afraid of"
    *a s s*

    • @natapatamepatata
      @natapatamepatata 2 года назад +118

      Shit?
      Hm i guess that makes sense

    • @nabeelnitro6447
      @nabeelnitro6447 2 года назад +125

      @@natapatamepatata Well, let me ask you this, the word 'ass' refers to the bottom of the human body but, let me ask you this, where does the 'shit' come from? Now, you might answer the 'ass' but we must first ask, what is the 'ass'? Well, the 'ass refers to the bottom of the human body but, let...

    • @elsuertes1748
      @elsuertes1748 2 года назад +14

      im the 69 like this epic

    • @metalgames2532
      @metalgames2532 2 года назад +6

      In Africa ass is a good word

    • @bluehoodieguy7568
      @bluehoodieguy7568 2 года назад +13

      F*ck 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

  • @tycron2375
    @tycron2375 5 лет назад +36051

    Bad words are also bad because youtube will demonitize you

    • @lightningkid8825
      @lightningkid8825 5 лет назад +193

      Raining Subliminals it was a joke

    • @blactrov1568
      @blactrov1568 5 лет назад +114

      @@oofuwu2666 r/woooosh

    • @lolkid6867
      @lolkid6867 5 лет назад +111

      @@lightningkid8825 he knew, he was probably referring to the video.

    • @wspann1967
      @wspann1967 5 лет назад +11

      I changed my fucking name How about now kid r/whoosh

    • @marsx3695
      @marsx3695 5 лет назад +32

      @@wspann1967 woosh

  • @Shadowbonyt
    @Shadowbonyt 7 месяцев назад +6

    Nine years later and cod lobbies still haven’t learned from this😂

  • @CJI037
    @CJI037 4 месяца назад +1

    You just know Michael had fun making this video.

  • @teddy7799wastaken
    @teddy7799wastaken 8 лет назад +30375

    michael, are you in ... prison?

    • @Zyronox
      @Zyronox 8 лет назад +458

      +teddy idon'tknowwhattowrite thats what i was thinking

    • @trinacachero5620
      @trinacachero5620 8 лет назад +205

      +teddy idon'tknowwhattowrite yeah

    • @musa4539
      @musa4539 8 лет назад +701

      +teddy idon'tknowwhattowrite he is. he was caught yelling "fuck tha police" in the middle of the street

    • @lolmaster438
      @lolmaster438 8 лет назад +71

      surely not

    • @flourecent-funkey-monkeyri6369
      @flourecent-funkey-monkeyri6369 8 лет назад +65

      +teddy idon'tknowwhattowrite I agree

  • @awesomeanbar9402
    @awesomeanbar9402 4 года назад +642

    Imagine stepping on legos and saying "Ah dung, I stepped on legos, it hurts, ah defecation"

    • @js5686
      @js5686 4 года назад +18

      Oh poop i stepped on a lego

    • @34466e
      @34466e 4 года назад +36

      I stepped on this having sex with lego

    • @towelofmadness3078
      @towelofmadness3078 4 года назад +1

      Tsuki um WHAT

    • @katdog4403
      @katdog4403 4 года назад +12

      @@towelofmadness3078 he meant "fucking" Lego

    • @mehday8216
      @mehday8216 4 года назад +1

      I say "Oh my G0Z"
      Get it? G0Z?
      G0Z is a roblox myth ;-;
      I'm a fam of G0Z and *f l a m i n g o*

  • @NumberKetchup93
    @NumberKetchup93 7 месяцев назад

    Why is this so entertaining and informative

  • @izzysmit8064
    @izzysmit8064 4 месяца назад +5

    This is by far the best video I've found regarding the education of swearing with practical applications. Personally, I love swearing with intention or when injury occurs. Now that I have babies, I was concerned about the implications of my own swear use and noticed most videos educate while simultaneously shaming those who choose differently from them. They claim with such conviction that if you swear it's primarily because you are unintelligent or other derogatory labels which I find more offensive than swearing in and of itself.

  • @HaLucha0
    @HaLucha0 3 года назад +4034

    When I was a kid, 'stupid' was a swear word to my mom

    • @trollermcgeetv
      @trollermcgeetv 3 года назад +255

      Same here, at my preschool I remember one of my friends got time out for saying “stupid”.

    • @kristoffersenriosa3537
      @kristoffersenriosa3537 3 года назад +143

      Even idiot

    • @ActivBowser9177
      @ActivBowser9177 3 года назад +145

      The word "freak" was also considered a bad word.

    • @emdicadrian
      @emdicadrian 3 года назад +135

      Same thing. "Heck" too.

    • @cataclanfishy984
      @cataclanfishy984 2 года назад +59

      For me say god was a swear word

  • @snottytoe6957
    @snottytoe6957 4 года назад +2804

    depressed sure hasnt become a swear word, now its more of a bragging tool.

    • @encoder4d801
      @encoder4d801 4 года назад +55

      Children, the source of everything

    • @pranavlimaye
      @pranavlimaye 4 года назад +104

      @@encoder4d801 billie eilish, the source of children
      ....wait what

    • @terrarianangel8274
      @terrarianangel8274 4 года назад +23

      @@pranavlimaye lmao cursed

    • @pranavlimaye
      @pranavlimaye 4 года назад +12

      @@terrarianangel8274 ayyy I play Terraria too

    • @terrarianangel8274
      @terrarianangel8274 4 года назад +7

      @@pranavlimaye fun game

  • @user-zp6mi5nv8c
    @user-zp6mi5nv8c Месяц назад

    I love the the detail on the please and thank you chart they had Mr. Flanders as the polite states and homer as the rude states

  • @astroguy5299
    @astroguy5299 5 месяцев назад +3

    This guy hasn't aged a day

  • @wosandakeweenjayaweera10-h48
    @wosandakeweenjayaweera10-h48 3 года назад +2951

    Me: *Stubs my toe*
    Also me: “Ahhhhh DEFECATEEE!!!!!!”

    • @Mmat2016
      @Mmat2016 3 года назад +18

      Lol

    • @tristenweems5734
      @tristenweems5734 3 года назад +106

      It’s almost 2:30am. My lady and baby are sleeping, and I just laughed out loud for 10 seconds straight.

    • @DailyDominoes
      @DailyDominoes 3 года назад +42

      @@patrickmolone938 wtf

    • @itsyoboiivan3255
      @itsyoboiivan3255 3 года назад +42

      oh *sexual intercourse*

    • @labudig5022
      @labudig5022 3 года назад +5

      Wow...

  • @tristanjohns5288
    @tristanjohns5288 7 лет назад +4756

    Grawlix sounds like it could be a pokemon.

    • @izmeghostly2036
      @izmeghostly2036 7 лет назад +137

      I am offended

    • @alfiemcsloytoo3465
      @alfiemcsloytoo3465 7 лет назад +276

      Yeah, if Growlithe and Onix had babies xD

    • @smac919
      @smac919 7 лет назад +142

      a fire type Onyx would be fucking badass lol

    • @SenseiWu1
      @SenseiWu1 7 лет назад +328

      Grawlix used "FUCK YOU BITCH"
      It's super effective, enemy is suicidal!

    • @isaacbinder
      @isaacbinder 7 лет назад +36

      That could replace Arcanine

  • @magmaspeedcubes
    @magmaspeedcubes 5 месяцев назад +2

    Vsauce: In the future, depressed would become a bad word
    School: I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of everyone else

  • @EstebanNieves-gt6up
    @EstebanNieves-gt6up 23 дня назад +2

    Michael: Swear words make up 0.7% of our vocabulary.
    COD players: That is only marginably right if we dont include slurs

  • @obliviousidiot.
    @obliviousidiot. 4 года назад +1193

    No one:
    Kindergarteners:
    “Oooooooh you said a bad word”
    “Oooooh I’m telling the teacher you said bad”

    • @siopao8137
      @siopao8137 4 года назад +45

      Abraham Jin
      You said it too, am telling

    • @obliviousidiot.
      @obliviousidiot. 4 года назад +27

      He Is Weird n-no I promise I’ll give you food tomorrow during break

    • @siopao8137
      @siopao8137 4 года назад +16

      Abraham Jin
      What food?

    • @obliviousidiot.
      @obliviousidiot. 4 года назад +20

      He Is Weird uhhh uhhhh how bout some uhhhhhh lunchables

    • @siopao8137
      @siopao8137 4 года назад +18

      Abraham Jin
      Seems legit, deal

  • @crax7879
    @crax7879 3 года назад +9168

    "Swear words often came from things we were afraid of"
    Me: *looks at my shit and screams in terror*

    • @Aaron-kk4xy
      @Aaron-kk4xy 3 года назад +632

      does that mean pornography is a type of horror film?

    • @crax7879
      @crax7879 3 года назад +680

      @@Aaron-kk4xy it isn't.
      Or is it?
      *Vsauce music plays*

    • @Thot-Slayer-420
      @Thot-Slayer-420 3 года назад +137

      @@Aaron-kk4xy in the 70’s version of The Wickerman, (a horror film rated 18 for the time) the sex isn’t shown (only heard from another room) but the couple isn’t married.

    • @takedariskk
      @takedariskk 3 года назад +24

      LMAO

    • @NinjaXavier2
      @NinjaXavier2 3 года назад +9

      @Mr. Pokhrel vsauce music plays

  • @mh6276
    @mh6276 Месяц назад +2

    8:25 Aspy was listed there and another insult that is relevant to autism is 'acoustic'. BTW I have ASD and ADHD.

  • @glitch953
    @glitch953 9 дней назад +1

    MICHEAL HAS POWERS BEYONG OUR COMPREHENSION
    I SAID “MICHEAL HERE” AT THE SAME TIME HE DID AND MY EARS STARTED RINGING

  • @ClepticTheIdiot
    @ClepticTheIdiot 3 года назад +6045

    Imagine Vsauce is your dad and you ask why bad words are bad and then he just says everything from this video

  • @Comeck42
    @Comeck42 4 года назад +2529

    Age is now the new swear word
    “Boomer”

  • @tristinstotts2113
    @tristinstotts2113 3 месяца назад

    I love in his videos when he gets to the main point that nice jazzy music starts to play in the background lol

  • @francisros9115
    @francisros9115 5 месяцев назад

    This video introduced me to Michael

  • @themistery8905
    @themistery8905 4 года назад +1044

    Can't wait to see Ninja swearing "you piece of depression!!"

    • @dpsgeo542
      @dpsgeo542 4 года назад +12

      Auto corrected defecation?

    • @adrianenterprise5829
      @adrianenterprise5829 4 года назад +11

      You piece Of fecies

    • @somewhat_human
      @somewhat_human 4 года назад +17

      The trash you say to me you little depression

    • @emilyrothwell7524
      @emilyrothwell7524 4 года назад

      Who me?

    • @sonicruled
      @sonicruled 4 года назад +12

      @@innocentpopsicle6797 What the intercourse did you say to me you little fecal matter

  • @joeyp.6312
    @joeyp.6312 4 года назад +552

    "These 10 words make up about 0.7% of the average of a English speakers daily vocabulary"
    Gordon Ramsay: hold my beer

  • @Meodenoche
    @Meodenoche 2 месяца назад

    This video is ahead of its time

  • @LeeDrumsVortexMath
    @LeeDrumsVortexMath 8 месяцев назад

    Aye, another epic video! Thanks man

  • @disco_oofer
    @disco_oofer 2 года назад +16541

    Vsauce: swearing makes up 0.7% of our vocabulary
    Gordon Ramsey: those are rookie numbers

  • @shammelhagosojos71
    @shammelhagosojos71 4 года назад +2131

    "Why are bad words bad?"
    me, an intellectual: because they're not nIcE

    • @danielnielsen73
      @danielnielsen73 4 года назад +75

      Nicen't words

    • @lanadelreyfan123
      @lanadelreyfan123 4 года назад +29

      Bad'nt words

    • @MahadevMidhun
      @MahadevMidhun 4 года назад +7

      ok boomer

    • @Lucas-og5zl
      @Lucas-og5zl 4 года назад +19

      Mark MRGAMEZ You are the boomer for using an ancient “insult”

    • @risheendab8924
      @risheendab8924 4 года назад +16

      Mark MRGAMEZ Ok “Sound effect used for explosions in comics and movies” er

  • @jakeOtheBo
    @jakeOtheBo 3 месяца назад

    This is the first Vsauce video i watched.
    And it was already 10 years old.

  • @Enderbeast7official
    @Enderbeast7official Месяц назад +14

    Pov your in jungle and hear this "hey vsause micael here im going to hunt you down"

    • @0638
      @0638 Месяц назад

      verified

    • @user-hu3iy9gz5j
      @user-hu3iy9gz5j 29 дней назад

      Hey Mike VS here, will you survive longer than the last one?

  • @abelcastillogomez5349
    @abelcastillogomez5349 Год назад +11394

    The Ohio memes finally make sense

  • @Mooooourad
    @Mooooourad 4 года назад +249

    Vsauce: *Hits his toes by accident*
    Vsauce: F&%K.....
    Vsauce:...Lemme make a video about that

  • @krishnatripathi9576
    @krishnatripathi9576 4 месяца назад +4

    More like 70% now.

  • @Iquitlmfao
    @Iquitlmfao 7 месяцев назад +3

    Vsauce is the most out of context.
    Funny.
    Not human but human.
    And informational man in this universe

  • @cmc4448
    @cmc4448 3 года назад +926

    0:00 POV you're in a prison cell and michael busted through the ceiling to talk to you about swearing

  • @supmichael
    @supmichael 4 года назад +820

    Michael: S*ck$
    Me: What's wrong withs socks?

    • @FlimsyAcorn2722
      @FlimsyAcorn2722 4 года назад +69

      If you glue google eyes on them they become terrorists

    • @prestonbeiler4922
      @prestonbeiler4922 4 года назад +23

      wait what did he mean in the first place, sucks?

    • @Naitrio
      @Naitrio 4 года назад

      @Gabeen dont make me alert the no cussing police

    • @4d-sucuklu
      @4d-sucuklu 4 года назад +8

      @Gabeen this guy was looking for somebody who doesn't understand the joke so he could be the cool guy but he couldn't find one
      So he attacked a random guy

    • @RustyRayWay
      @RustyRayWay 4 года назад +3

      That’s legit what I thought, but also the word sucks isn’t a bad word either.

  • @thecubedexterity
    @thecubedexterity 2 месяца назад +1

    Man answered all of the kids questions

  • @sunalisharma1827
    @sunalisharma1827 3 месяца назад +1

    Can't believe this was the quality of his videos even so long ago. It's like he knew he was gonna be famous one day!

  • @trentthen642
    @trentthen642 3 года назад +1580

    “People from Ohio were the most likely to use curse words”
    Me, who’s from Ohio: F**k

    • @petlin1458
      @petlin1458 3 года назад +55

      jake paul accounts for 90 percent of it

    • @heartsalazar8744
      @heartsalazar8744 3 года назад +6

      No bad words

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 3 года назад +7

      Ohio is like Florida

    • @trentthen642
      @trentthen642 3 года назад +9

      @@petlin1458 god don't mention that guy

    • @nightmare5510
      @nightmare5510 3 года назад +8

      Me and my brother and dad went to butyl dirt bikes from Ohio and everyone we met at the shop sweared

  • @gavinoh7132
    @gavinoh7132 4 года назад +480

    Gordon Ramsay: *allow me to introduce myself*

  • @D33z_Man_Darko
    @D33z_Man_Darko 2 месяца назад +1

    Anyone else rewatching this and noticing the sides of the video glowing and darkening in full screen as the picture changes?

  • @CollinBrownwwe
    @CollinBrownwwe 5 месяцев назад +1

    Why did I get recommended this 10 years later

  • @TheRachaelmburns
    @TheRachaelmburns 3 года назад +1373

    “Supernatural swears”
    Ghost: oh shit I’m dead

  • @HeyGeesh
    @HeyGeesh 4 года назад +959

    "But Mr. Krabs were just using our sentence enhancers!"

    • @deadpan904
      @deadpan904 4 года назад +31

      Oh I see, you are man of the culture as well

    • @sovietsnake4726
      @sovietsnake4726 4 года назад +19

      @@deadpan904 Oh I see, you are a man of culture as well

    • @Airy101skibidibopmmnndada
      @Airy101skibidibopmmnndada 4 года назад +15

      An Edgy Retard Oh I see, your A man of culture as well

    • @milo-sq3sd
      @milo-sq3sd 4 года назад +11

      @@@Airy101skibidibopmmnndada Oh I see, you're a man of culture as well

    • @scoutseltzer3938
      @scoutseltzer3938 4 года назад +10

      @@milo-sq3sd Oh I see, you're a man of culture as well

  • @RamartiAndFamily
    @RamartiAndFamily 7 месяцев назад

    The ending was too perfect!

  • @FRFPlays
    @FRFPlays 7 месяцев назад +1

    Michael:"swear words make up 0.7% of everyone's daily vocabulary
    Our internet self when some roasts us:check again

  • @juicy1598
    @juicy1598 8 лет назад +3062

    Anyone else on a Vsauce watching spree?

  • @th-bt6fn
    @th-bt6fn 3 года назад +558

    "Every second, 22 of them are sent out in Twitter"
    Too little for Twitter.

    • @giancarlo418
      @giancarlo418 3 года назад +31

      This video is from 2013 lmao

    • @HashtagIM
      @HashtagIM 3 года назад +20

      Now 22 people are banned from twitter every second 😂

    • @mkiller9764
      @mkiller9764 2 года назад +4

      It's only 22 because this was 2013 and cause people still need time to type their swear words of choice

    • @Bubby21
      @Bubby21 2 года назад +2

      Don’t even Start about Xbox Lobby Chats.

    • @smokeyjoe291
      @smokeyjoe291 2 года назад

      @@Bubby21 ok

  • @hgallacher
    @hgallacher 5 месяцев назад +1

    Why is this showing up on my home page 10 years later

  • @daddyash9056
    @daddyash9056 4 года назад +637

    My school in a nutshell:
    *Two students cussing each other out*
    Teacher: *ignores it*
    *having my hood on for 0.1 seconds
    Teacher: TAKE THAT OFF RIGHT NOW AND I AM WRITING YOU UP!

    • @JPJapoli
      @JPJapoli 4 года назад +14

      AstronomyTime
      I don't see what's so bad about wearing a hood

    • @thedemonthatchasedyouupyou1747
      @thedemonthatchasedyouupyou1747 4 года назад +21

      @@JPJapoli that's the shitty American educational system for you. Happens to me, to.

    • @Seraphim_1172
      @Seraphim_1172 4 года назад

      Dude, do you go to Norwalk too?

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 4 года назад +9

      hoodie wearing are also banned in Philippine school, tho if your not caught, good for you
      and bullying is "sometimes" tolerated

    • @gamergod6287
      @gamergod6287 4 года назад +8

      Teachers suck a lot. They are defecate