What if You Were Born in Space?

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 32 тыс.

  • @julesotermans4151
    @julesotermans4151 4 года назад +12815

    I love how he recorded in front of a greenscreen and then didn't do anything with it

    • @ActionJackson669
      @ActionJackson669 3 года назад +597

      😂😂😂 for real, it works as a background, but it's definitely funny

    • @TheUnderscore_
      @TheUnderscore_ 3 года назад +858

      This is a green screen... or is it?

    • @LegacyCatalyst
      @LegacyCatalyst 3 года назад +685

      He used a green screen to get a green background

    • @brianlopez8196
      @brianlopez8196 3 года назад +31

      🤣

    • @ewoknroll
      @ewoknroll 3 года назад +208

      probably changed to a slightly different shade of light green... using green screen technology

  • @wiktoria5172
    @wiktoria5172 4 года назад +4515

    We’ve got to appreciate the fact that he put so many links in his description. He probably spent like 2 hours on that.

    • @sreezonpanchbibi9932
      @sreezonpanchbibi9932 4 года назад +7

      Just like doing in Facebook.

    • @dunkedbiscuit933
      @dunkedbiscuit933 4 года назад +60

      wow this comment is so depressing

    • @albertwhynes1848
      @albertwhynes1848 4 года назад +10

      he could of just copied and pasted it

    • @Jedi_73
      @Jedi_73 4 года назад +75

      but still the fact that he couldve just done nothing but still makes the video more educational is still something worth giving thanks and attention for

    • @AM-we8hj
      @AM-we8hj 4 года назад +50

      @Immanuel Tan but you have to gather them first, find them for each every bullet point you need to source out :). Very very tiring and unrewarding task. It's just for us, not for him

  • @Red-jl1qr
    @Red-jl1qr 5 лет назад +750

    "you wouldn't feel much different"
    You know. Besides the suffocation.

    • @prismic_
      @prismic_ 5 лет назад +74

      and burning to death
      and freezing to death
      and boiling
      and your internal organs literally fucking exploding.

    • @ethangoddard9942
      @ethangoddard9942 4 года назад +11

      Perfect

    • @rosethxr
      @rosethxr 4 года назад +13

      “ you wouldn’t feel much different ”
      or will you ?

    • @kaylalucusplays3591
      @kaylalucusplays3591 4 года назад +1

      This need WAY more likes

    • @adeeta5701
      @adeeta5701 4 года назад

      Red can’t Michael breathe in space?

  • @sebastienbrusselletbe1243
    @sebastienbrusselletbe1243 3 года назад +2202

    His video quality has remained consistent for like a decade

    • @okuyasuniijimura
      @okuyasuniijimura 2 года назад +18

      hell no dude it got better

    • @tyrstone3539
      @tyrstone3539 2 года назад +54

      @@okuyasuniijimura the writing, not the camera

    • @blakecacini8016
      @blakecacini8016 2 года назад +5

      Definitely better than 2010 vsauce

    • @aurelia8028
      @aurelia8028 Год назад +12

      But his upload schedule hasn't :( The last few videos have been kinda unhinged aswell

    • @Pandainapandasuit
      @Pandainapandasuit Год назад +4

      @@aurelia8028 Unhinged?XD

  • @Ridz149
    @Ridz149 4 года назад +13682

    I like how he put a green screen background so it’s really easy for memes

    • @icegold4461
      @icegold4461 4 года назад +735

      1:08

    •  4 года назад +119

      @@icegold4461 shut the fuck up

    • @Galaxius2117
      @Galaxius2117 4 года назад +470

      @ Daaamn chill.

    • @DEEZ_CLANGaming
      @DEEZ_CLANGaming 4 года назад +120

      Gil Ferreira u mad or nah

    • @FloTheArcher
      @FloTheArcher 4 года назад +253

      @@305filmz2 What is wrong with you? Are you okay? Did you have a bad day? I'm honestly concerned. It might not be my business but still.. you doing okay?

  • @FAISALSHIZ
    @FAISALSHIZ 8 лет назад +6494

    Why there is no teachers like him ?

    • @madscientistshusta
      @madscientistshusta 8 лет назад +337

      there rare but theybdo exist

    • @bawtawbawt9439
      @bawtawbawt9439 8 лет назад +10

      +Александр Кузьменко greetings from Ukraine

    • @mr.poopoohead4627
      @mr.poopoohead4627 8 лет назад +180

      You need a good English teacher

    • @samwallaceart288
      @samwallaceart288 8 лет назад +80

      Because teachers are expected to stay on the f***ing topic.
      This dude gets off-track talking about unrelated BS WAY too easily. And he asks questions he doesn't have the answer to.

    • @nightmarefox2344
      @nightmarefox2344 8 лет назад +90

      +Samuel Wallace yeah, he just explains it. but it does help me understand a little more. so he isnt all bad. he also does a lot of research that takes hours to do and personally im one for hating research.

  • @Sam-Pound
    @Sam-Pound 5 лет назад +9020

    When Vsause was born
    Vsauce:I was born...
    *3 seconds later*
    Vsauce: or was i?

    • @VaheTildian
      @VaheTildian 5 лет назад +371

      I mean what does it even mean to be BORN?
      When do you know something is born? What's the limit?

    • @jeremiahwright4450
      @jeremiahwright4450 5 лет назад +211

      Hey Vsauce, Michael here
      I was born and my bones are soft but yours aren't so, can I have your knees? You'd say no but, what if they grew back?

    • @jeremiahwright4450
      @jeremiahwright4450 5 лет назад +16

      @@DoggoRides epic

    • @davawen9938
      @davawen9938 5 лет назад +20

      @@VaheTildian And how much does it weight ?

    • @paris2777
      @paris2777 5 лет назад +4

      No u

  • @ceegee9498
    @ceegee9498 3 года назад +783

    “We don’t even know why we call these things bodies in the first place.”
    ...Whoa.

    • @alexeysaranchev6118
      @alexeysaranchev6118 3 года назад +67

      When you think of it, every word is completely made-up, other than the ones imitating sounds.

    • @BLEWGROWSSS
      @BLEWGROWSSS 3 года назад +21

      What makes a body a body?🤔

    • @nazojin7557
      @nazojin7557 3 года назад +20

      @@BLEWGROWSSS a body

    • @_aWiseMan
      @_aWiseMan 3 года назад +8

      @@alexeysaranchev6118 time itself doesnt even work how me measure it either all lofe jas its own biological lofe span and time its why dog years exist truly timw may not exist at all but works on a separate idea of how we perceive it on mars time works differently yet it has no effect on life the only thing it changes is the length of day and night cycles but that doesnt effect age or lifespan in a way time seems to the only reason it seems to do anything is because we established it and used it as a way of measuring age and
      Its even used to find your coordinates yet time doesnt do anyrhing ro bodys age has nothing to do with time its just how long your body has until it loses the part of it that keeps you alive and "immortal" (technically your cells and genes are protected foem harm and stay healthy but as you age to a certain point it fades and you lose it this is actually why logan in the movie and comics loses his healing factor and gets poisoned by his adamantium skeleton)

    • @alisethera9349
      @alisethera9349 3 года назад +26

      @@_aWiseMan This my friends, is why we use punctuation.

  • @aerofloyd6220
    @aerofloyd6220 6 лет назад +13042

    Astronauts aren’t flying. They’re falling in style.

    • @miketheultimate8498
      @miketheultimate8498 5 лет назад +175

      Aero Floyd buzzlightyear to the rescue

    • @newro7105
      @newro7105 5 лет назад +70

      Let's fall to space

    • @RandomFandom10
      @RandomFandom10 5 лет назад +84

      They're falling up.

    • @cocacolagarlic9015
      @cocacolagarlic9015 5 лет назад +61

      ITS JUST A FANCY LIGHTBULB THAT BLINKS

    • @theseed2199
      @theseed2199 5 лет назад +20

      Falling at rate of so that the curve of earth causes them still have same altitude

  • @MrYeast555
    @MrYeast555 6 лет назад +445

    It’s funny how one of the first educational youtube channels has better quality and is more interesting than most educational channels today.
    This is my 3rd time I rewatch this, I watched it for the first time in 2015

    • @robertor.7781
      @robertor.7781 6 лет назад

      Every year you come back?

    • @OscrC
      @OscrC 5 лет назад

      5th time? Yea 5th time watching it, and it is more interesting than school and any other educational channel

    • @Dylan-hc2lu
      @Dylan-hc2lu 5 лет назад

      @@robertor.7781 he cant get enough of that thumbnail lol

    • @Michaelll.
      @Michaelll. 5 лет назад

      Youre a jew

    • @caratpillar
      @caratpillar Год назад

      2023, Hello!

  • @notsure7663
    @notsure7663 5 лет назад +658

    0:12 the number of tabs open here is physically painful.

    • @seino__
      @seino__ 4 года назад +72

      Maybe that's what it takes to create his videos

    • @quinnmcardle7913
      @quinnmcardle7913 4 года назад +86

      That is every school teacher and they say why does my battery die so quickly or why is my computer slow

    • @yegorgribenuke6853
      @yegorgribenuke6853 4 года назад +9

      The good news are that you know hes already making a new dong.

    • @phantom2683
      @phantom2683 4 года назад +12

      Check his description with all the sources....

    • @flynngordon2393
      @flynngordon2393 4 года назад +4

      Ouch.

  • @1To1MRobux
    @1To1MRobux Год назад +449

    I remember watching this 8 years ago on my moms account, now watching this again it’s crazy to think of how well planned his videos are to be entertaining 9 years later

  • @Coyoteari
    @Coyoteari 5 лет назад +2491

    Everybody cries like a studio ghibli character in space

    • @Kay-oy2co
      @Kay-oy2co 5 лет назад +26

      Mossears133 time to go to space now

    • @sweetgherkinz
      @sweetgherkinz 5 лет назад +41

      Studio ghibli is I think the only anime i watch

    • @minmins7493
      @minmins7493 5 лет назад +7

      Haha haha good one

    • @wrinkleintime4257
      @wrinkleintime4257 5 лет назад +48

      Happy Pebble they’re seriously good movies! Aesthetically, story wise, emotionally they’re so good!!

    • @peppypigeon
      @peppypigeon 4 года назад +2

      Mossears133 why do I get this but don’t get it

  • @spangyboi-o4997
    @spangyboi-o4997 6 лет назад +9100

    *Space is just an area where we glitched out of the map*

  • @NeverOhVer
    @NeverOhVer 4 года назад +12259

    No matter what year you watch Vsauce, it will always seem like the year you’re in. (2024)

    • @bigboyrussia2560
      @bigboyrussia2560 4 года назад +641

      Or is it?

    • @klemo2529
      @klemo2529 4 года назад +50

      no

    • @camdenellis5611
      @camdenellis5611 4 года назад +467

      Wait, this video was from 2013, I thought it would've been more recent

    • @saoirsecox4350
      @saoirsecox4350 4 года назад +46

      true lmao

    • @isogonbackup5361
      @isogonbackup5361 4 года назад +205

      yup, I don't even look at the year anymore because they are all still relevant.

  • @crayolaminx9811
    @crayolaminx9811 3 года назад +1014

    After all the years of memes, I finally watch the man himself. Best decision of my life.

    • @crypt5129
      @crypt5129 3 года назад +39

      Welcome to the dark side

    • @officialjarix
      @officialjarix 3 года назад +76

      and after all the years of watching Vsauce, I finally watch the meme themselves. Also the best decision of my life.

    • @luks715
      @luks715 3 года назад +8

      Made that decision today, and man, the videos are so good I'm feeling bad for sleeping on it for so long

    • @brandonlehman7440
      @brandonlehman7440 3 года назад +6

      best account on the platform

  • @SuHAibLOL
    @SuHAibLOL 10 лет назад +166

    These videos truly prove that there is an endless amount of things that we have yet to learn.

    • @TheSystemaSystem
      @TheSystemaSystem 10 лет назад +3

      Endless is stretching it a bit far.
      What really scares me is the fact that one day, we might run out of new things to discover. What if we invent everything that can ever be invented, explore everything that can be explored, et cetera. What if, one day, there is nothing else to work against. That is what scares me.

    • @TheLordChain
      @TheLordChain 10 лет назад +3

      Eoes Reaper dont worry about that. dont think wel run out of anything for a while. atleast not for our life time buddy.

    • @TheSystemaSystem
      @TheSystemaSystem 10 лет назад +1

      fares al mutairi I didn't think it would happen in our lifetime, nor in the next couple of tens of thousands of years tbh

    • @SuHAibLOL
      @SuHAibLOL 10 лет назад +2

      Eoes Reaper That will never happen. Perfection just can't be reached. As we discover more, we ask more questions. This world is vast and things are being discovered every year. I think the world will end with many of our questions unanswered. Then again, I'll never know if that prediction was true or not unless there really is an afterlife of some sort. And even so, we might not get our answers. That's what it means to be mortal.

    • @TheSystemaSystem
      @TheSystemaSystem 10 лет назад +1

      TrollKing KUBOsaki Again, the world is not the limit. Given that our scientific progress is (currently) exponensial, we will at some point come to a stagnation, given that our race survives that long of course (which is unlikely, of course)
      What we know today would baffle even the brightest minds of the past. Galileo, Aristotle, Platon and Archimedes probably couldn't fathom the fact that I can speak with you, with instant notifications and instand answers. We can hold a conversation just like I can with my classmates, teachers et cetera.
      Since we will have to agree to disagree about my previous statement, how do you react to this one: Can there be progress without suffering?

  • @Lachyjack
    @Lachyjack 5 лет назад +2242

    I wish Michael was my science teacher.
    Edit: Without following the school curriculum.

    • @plsnw820
      @plsnw820 4 года назад +18

      SH!T

    • @galil5386
      @galil5386 4 года назад +61

      You know he would still have to teach you the same boring shit right, he would have to follow the curriculum

    • @Praneel
      @Praneel 4 года назад +130

      @@galil5386 but he would say he v sauce Michael here which makes a 666% difference

    • @joshuabenedictj
      @joshuabenedictj 4 года назад +16

      No he would take 1 year to complete 1 lesson with unwanted stuffs. Instead I want Joe from Its okay to be smart. He is very clear, precise and more funnier than Micheal

    • @joshuabenedictj
      @joshuabenedictj 4 года назад +5

      No he would take 1 year to complete 1 lesson with unwanted stuffs. Instead I want Joe from Its okay to be smart. He is very clear, precise and funnier than Micheal

  • @occothefalsepanda
    @occothefalsepanda 8 лет назад +6822

    This guy teaches me more than school

  • @buttercreamonsconeshascure9644
    @buttercreamonsconeshascure9644 6 лет назад +710

    So what we imagine about aliens could literally be us after generations and generations in space.

    • @NM-jw9jh
      @NM-jw9jh 6 лет назад +43

      Jewer Joys now I kinda want to see movie about that

    • @kaartikshukla2765
      @kaartikshukla2765 5 лет назад

      @ms403017 yes I would see it too

    • @cokebottles5218
      @cokebottles5218 5 лет назад +40

      Basically. Crazy to think that humans could actually become the aliens that we see in movies just by being born in space. A few generations and they may start looking like big headed gray men with pitch black eyes.

    • @zombified_pariah7720
      @zombified_pariah7720 5 лет назад +1

      Sounds symbolic. Lmao

    • @speedweed683
      @speedweed683 5 лет назад +2

      Isnt that the actual orgin of Gray headed aliens we all know and love?

  • @arat8508
    @arat8508 5 лет назад +5413

    if you were born in space would it change your legal citizenship

    • @nugsymalone1247
      @nugsymalone1247 5 лет назад +717

      Would you be "extraterrestrial"?

    • @supernovasemi9770
      @supernovasemi9770 5 лет назад +299

      Would you be deported from earth? Sent to the moon? Mars? The sun? 🌞

    • @t-rex9809
      @t-rex9809 5 лет назад +80

      @Mr. ET there is only one type of flags. Blank.

    • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
      @Doctor_Straing_Strange 5 лет назад +26

      @@nugsymalone1247 yes

    • @leahl5007
      @leahl5007 5 лет назад +245

      You would be a citizen of whatever nation owns the ship you were born on, or whatever nation your parents are citizens of.
      Or would you?

  • @kajetantatara2327
    @kajetantatara2327 4 года назад +1316

    Vsauce: "Vomiting can save your life"
    Also Vsauce: "P R E G N A N T R A T S"

  • @RickrollFoot
    @RickrollFoot 3 года назад +108

    0:10 yeah that looks the amount of tabs used by Vsause.

    • @irrationalinsanity
      @irrationalinsanity 3 года назад +5

      I was looking for a comment like my idea before posting. You are first to your idea.

    • @arizz620
      @arizz620 3 года назад +2

      Vsauce

    • @invinciblegoose6628
      @invinciblegoose6628 3 года назад +2

      Wow I didn't realize that 👌

  • @brendanjrice7307
    @brendanjrice7307 8 лет назад +2643

    This is how Vsauce will teach his kids the birds and the bees

    • @Albertoepicness
      @Albertoepicness 8 лет назад +42

      my parents never told me about the birds and the bees, i'm 15, is it where they tell how babies are made or something? i don't feel like googling it my dude

    • @pedros5985
      @pedros5985 8 лет назад +57

      Alberto 9324 when they tell you what fucking is

    • @Albertoepicness
      @Albertoepicness 8 лет назад +38

      Pedro Santa Ana they're divorced lol

    • @kallum7959
      @kallum7959 7 лет назад +7

      Yes you fucking idiot and you more than likely did learn (SRE)

    • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
      @MrGeorgeFlorcus 7 лет назад +133

      "Son, it's time I told you about the birds and the bees. But what IS a bee? or a bird, for that matter? And what do they have to do with sexual reproduction? I mean, any child knows that neither of these species of animals ACTUALLY has sex in order to produce offspring. On both instances, the female of the species lays an egg which is then later fertilized by a male of the species, in fact most of the time physical contact between the two is not even necessary., so why are birds and bees so symbolically linked to the concept... of conception?"
      And then 25 minutes later he'll probably be talking about space and the formation of planets or something.

  • @beachy6081
    @beachy6081 4 года назад +3899

    Vsauce at 1:47: outer space starts 62 miles above you
    Me: *W H I C H W A Y I S U P ?*

    • @mackycabangon8945
      @mackycabangon8945 4 года назад +48

      This deserves more likes lol

    • @bhavanim4295
      @bhavanim4295 4 года назад +28

      Here 👆 ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️

    • @uvthepineapple
      @uvthepineapple 4 года назад +9

      People its just a joke

    • @testedalexthegreat1759
      @testedalexthegreat1759 4 года назад +14

      Above you, otherwise, there is no definition, there is only left and right in space, it's like a 2D plane.

    • @asimkiyumi5914
      @asimkiyumi5914 4 года назад +8

      Do people not get this?

  • @Philosophase
    @Philosophase 6 лет назад +3131

    If you were born in space, that would just be...
    out of this world.

  • @lilie6642
    @lilie6642 3 года назад +78

    these vids really thrive on people awake at 3 am

  • @Filip077
    @Filip077 4 года назад +1105

    6:16 hilarious when out of context

  • @Digitalhunny
    @Digitalhunny 6 лет назад +350

    You just answered _all_ my questions on this topic.
    Everyone else simply said, "We don't know."
    Thank you again Vsauce! You are wonderful.

  • @brendanjrice7307
    @brendanjrice7307 8 лет назад +2066

    Okay never going to leave this planet

  • @augustjschroeder
    @augustjschroeder Год назад +38

    It is insane to me that this came out 10 years ago. It feels like it could have been released yesterday. Vsauce might just have the most timeless video ever.

    • @mad_t
      @mad_t Год назад +1

      well, it could also be that humanity stagnated

    • @DarkSpiritTony
      @DarkSpiritTony 6 месяцев назад

      MICHAELS HAVEN SEX TONIIIIGHT

  • @gilliangaines4490
    @gilliangaines4490 9 лет назад +181

    And as always, thanks for blowing my mind

  • @Suriner1
    @Suriner1 9 лет назад +363

    In space, born and raised, on the ISS is where I spent most of my days.

    • @MidiMaze178
      @MidiMaze178 9 лет назад +25

      Chillin out 'laxin relaxin all cool and all floatin around outside of the earth

    • @OBEY-kk3bp
      @OBEY-kk3bp 9 лет назад +19

      +MidiMaze178 When a couple of comets who were up to no good started making trouble in my galaxy

    • @OBEY-kk3bp
      @OBEY-kk3bp 9 лет назад +18

      +MidiMaze178 I got in one little fight and my Mom got scared and said your moving with your aunty and uncle in mars

    • @Suriner1
      @Suriner1 9 лет назад +9

      xSw eD What are you talking about? They said exactly what they were expected to say!

    • @Suriner1
      @Suriner1 9 лет назад +18

      xSw eD Thank you.

  • @phillgarnett6429
    @phillgarnett6429 6 лет назад +1021

    Outer space, born and raised
    On the moon is where I spend most of my days
    Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
    And all shooting some b-ball outside of the shuttle
    But a couple of marshens who were up to no good
    Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
    I got in one little fight and my mum got scared
    She said " you're moving back to earth to a town called bell-air

  • @kilroy987
    @kilroy987 3 года назад +37

    Zooming out to show the distance of the moon made me remember how I marveled a bit at the fact that distant objects affect each other. A touchless reach that alters how another object moves, like telekinesis. After adulting for so long, I completely forgot how interesting that was. (usually because adulting looked so mundane before I got there, I wanted life to be more interesting)
    I also remember how the movie Armageddon made my brain hurt a little. "We'll suck the air out of this room, and you will know what it's like to be in space." No, they'll know what it's like to be in a vacuum.

  • @DefNotMilk
    @DefNotMilk 8 лет назад +1723

    i don't want to be a astronaut anymore

    • @spybird5870
      @spybird5870 8 лет назад +21

      I do.

    • @DefNotMilk
      @DefNotMilk 8 лет назад +29

      oh my dream was struggling to live but now its dead

    • @YDDES
      @YDDES 8 лет назад +14

      Our Swedish astronaut, Christer Fuglesang, had to wait for 14 years, before he got his first flight. Then he also got a second one. That was all...
      At least he managed to lose a tool during a spacewalk... :)

    • @trevorhyland8415
      @trevorhyland8415 8 лет назад +31

      *an

    • @duffelbag5682
      @duffelbag5682 7 лет назад +35

      With those grammar skills it looks like you'll never get in

  • @isi6463
    @isi6463 5 лет назад +639

    "G hurts...
    *Micheal, smirking to the camera*.. So gOoD~"

  • @Poatatero
    @Poatatero 4 года назад +136

    Michael when he uses metric and imperial: I’m playing both sides so that I always come out on top

  • @dramsel
    @dramsel 3 года назад +30

    That thumbnail is scaring me a lot more than it should, for some reason

    • @itskikixo
      @itskikixo 9 месяцев назад +1

      that’s why I clicked on it

  • @inanitas
    @inanitas Год назад +154

    "In space you can cry, but the tears don't fall"
    Sounds like the lyrics of some kick ass space metal.

    • @Noone-vo5dl
      @Noone-vo5dl Год назад +4

      Kick ass space metal is just GWAR

    • @c0hink176
      @c0hink176 Год назад +9

      there's literally a song called "tears dont fall"

    • @execute6200
      @execute6200 Год назад +4

      They crash around me

    • @lieutenantdan8541
      @lieutenantdan8541 Год назад +1

      ​@@execute6200 *They float around me

    • @GideonHannsz-ht3qm
      @GideonHannsz-ht3qm 6 месяцев назад +2

      wait a second, since there is zero gs in space, does that mean heavy metal becomes light metal?

  • @freebase1923
    @freebase1923 8 лет назад +100

    i swear this channel answers short questions in the longest possible way

  • @mariagalanopoulou3277
    @mariagalanopoulou3277 7 лет назад +343

    his videos are always so mind-blowing

    • @mastersgenjimain
      @mastersgenjimain 7 лет назад +9

      beebo's forehead is bigger than my future I think your mind is already blown ....look at the forehead

    • @themiluandcanelashow5786
      @themiluandcanelashow5786 7 лет назад +3

      i thought the same thing

    • @Eye_In_The_Sky_03
      @Eye_In_The_Sky_03 6 лет назад +1

      beebo's forehead is bigger than my future your forehead is mind blowing

    • @desivlogs9739
      @desivlogs9739 6 лет назад +1

      like your profile!😂

    • @themiluandcanelashow5786
      @themiluandcanelashow5786 6 лет назад

      yes, I know, it's a picture of my cat. We have a small channel of our dog and cat.

  • @Logan-qi4nx
    @Logan-qi4nx 8 лет назад +1264

    I get uncomfortable sometimes pondering about our existence too long. It kind of disconnects you from reality, thinking about billions of years in the future.

    • @jenthebookhugger3035
      @jenthebookhugger3035 8 лет назад +2

      Thank you, "Master Queef".
      In all seriousness though, I feel the same.

    • @AverageSquid69
      @AverageSquid69 8 лет назад +9

      Yes then I feel weird

    • @2Eur0
      @2Eur0 8 лет назад +19

      It kind of makes you feel like you should stop thinking about it bc it's too complicated and something is stopping you to keep thinking about it.
      It's strange idk.

    • @Logan-qi4nx
      @Logan-qi4nx 8 лет назад +21

      Zachary Kyrennon similar to not being able to conceive death while dreaming, so you simply wake up

    • @mollielearmonth4974
      @mollielearmonth4974 8 лет назад +2

      damn.... that's deep.... now I'm beginning to comprehend the purpose of life and the authenticity of reality. I'm going to go and look at a blank wall for a while, chow...

  • @dominik-bb4mz
    @dominik-bb4mz 3 года назад +29

    Chris hadfield is my hero! Cant believe I missed the time he was in space and made cool videos

  • @ヤヌスクレーマー
    @ヤヌスクレーマー 6 лет назад +2050

    I first read „what if you were born in Spain?“

  • @joeblk8796
    @joeblk8796 6 лет назад +206

    bruh when he described it did it not sound like the typical way an alien is portrayed..... what if aliens were just humans born in space

    • @sethmoneygetter
      @sethmoneygetter 6 лет назад +17

      technically yes, that is an alien

    • @legionmaniac-9202
      @legionmaniac-9202 6 лет назад +7

      What if a adam and eve were survivors of a big disaster in outer space and they were the only intelligent life who managed to escape? What if area 51 is blocked cuz that's where adam and eve landed? And does that mean we're all committing incest?

    • @ewah25
      @ewah25 6 лет назад +10

      Unique Bacon Hair bro what are you smoking lol

    • @chowderismyfishson
      @chowderismyfishson 6 лет назад +1

      I was literally thinking the exact same thing!!

    • @jgblkshot8375
      @jgblkshot8375 5 лет назад

      @@legionmaniac-9202 r/nobodyasked

  • @rainylupin
    @rainylupin 8 лет назад +439

    Those astronauts aren't flying! They're just falling with style!

  • @aliimrawn
    @aliimrawn Год назад +15

    His videos are timeless!
    Even after 10 whole years, the video quality is still really really good

  • @MLMLML000
    @MLMLML000 8 лет назад +555

    This video have destroyed my will of being an astronaut

    • @markusbua4953
      @markusbua4953 8 лет назад +24

      Minzy _ixx ur not supposed to fuck your fellow astronaut then get a child in middle of space

    • @markusbua4953
      @markusbua4953 8 лет назад +4

      Minzy _ixx i never called u a child

    • @pipoizquierdo3794
      @pipoizquierdo3794 7 лет назад

      Minzy _ixx Nethier do I

    • @tatianaarroyo123
      @tatianaarroyo123 7 лет назад

      which is why I don't want to be one and be a artist

    • @sanjeetsinghk
      @sanjeetsinghk 7 лет назад +3

      it's not that bad, bone density grows back when astronauts return

  • @Albert_RIP
    @Albert_RIP 4 года назад +329

    Random guy: “So what do you do for a living?”
    NASA scientist: “Not much, just throw rats into water to test if they will drown or not.”

    • @huhh4380
      @huhh4380 2 года назад +6

      “Well did they drown”
      Yes, yes they did

    • @josephhardwicke6344
      @josephhardwicke6344 2 года назад

      @@huhh4380 there we go, this guy gets it

  • @yeah1166
    @yeah1166 6 лет назад +969

    y'all become mega mind if u born in space

  • @cowgoy6648
    @cowgoy6648 3 года назад +63

    Vsauce: Your tears don't fall
    Me: They crash around me

    • @flowernal
      @flowernal 3 года назад +3

      Her conscious calls, too guilty to come home

    • @JubbJubb_
      @JubbJubb_ 3 года назад +3

      Stolen

    • @cowgoy6648
      @cowgoy6648 3 года назад +1

      @@JubbJubb_ pretty sure i came up with this comment myself tho

    • @JubbJubb_
      @JubbJubb_ 3 года назад

      @@cowgoy6648 oh, sorry. I saw someone with a very similar comment from 2 months before this one.

    • @diogenessanchez5834
      @diogenessanchez5834 2 года назад

      @@cowgoy6648 Really? This exact comment was written 2 years before yours. It has like 500 likes... 🤨

  • @Yuushz80
    @Yuushz80 7 лет назад +1237

    If you stop to think about it, a fetus raised in space would look like our sterotype of alien

    • @rydawg871
      @rydawg871 7 лет назад +1

      Yuush wrong

    • @gebbycandy
      @gebbycandy 6 лет назад +126

      Your right, they would adapt to have long arms and legs, large eyes for seeing dark objects. And large heads from being pulled by earth’s gravity

    • @headofathousandsheepswool
      @headofathousandsheepswool 6 лет назад +8

      Very good point.

    • @goddammitalana
      @goddammitalana 6 лет назад +14

      Yuush you cant raise a fetus. you cant raise a baby though.

    • @SkywardSquittle
      @SkywardSquittle 6 лет назад +21

      Alana Corbella You aren't raising the fetus. The fetus adapts. It's called adaptation.

  • @PieALaMode
    @PieALaMode 8 лет назад +2399

    So we become bone-less muscle-less blind fluid blobs that can't cry?

  • @SabotSender
    @SabotSender 8 лет назад +4281

    lol a child born in space. Technically, you'd be an extraterrestrial.

    • @kryptoniczeke8998
      @kryptoniczeke8998 8 лет назад +30

      the only thing seperating us is our hemisphere and our gravity made by it so why would he be considered a "extra" terrestrial

    • @ChandlerBecker
      @ChandlerBecker 8 лет назад +9

      Build a wall. No.. wait a globe!

    • @kalemosstavros
      @kalemosstavros 8 лет назад +8

      Running over pedestrian in a spaceship?

    • @breannamay8800
      @breannamay8800 8 лет назад +34

      +Danny boy Extraterrestrial means they are from somewhere other than Earth. Being born in space would mean you're born somewhere other than Earth, i.e. an extraterrestrial.

    • @elixirhax1434
      @elixirhax1434 8 лет назад +1

      +Καλέμος Σταύρος elinas

  • @kulupona
    @kulupona 3 года назад +11

    Just watched this again just for that little part at the end about plancton and planets: "Wanderers on a wanderer." Gives me goosebumps, I love it!

  • @dutawe
    @dutawe 7 лет назад +1589

    **Sees title**
    Oh COoL i wANnA gO To SPacE
    **Watches half of the video**
    Wait what?
    **watches other half of video**
    Oh my God

    • @cobranorovia7626
      @cobranorovia7626 6 лет назад +27

      never say God's name in vain

    • @darki4507
      @darki4507 6 лет назад +40

      Cobra Norovia god god god god kami

    • @cobranorovia7626
      @cobranorovia7626 6 лет назад +64

      Darki OK... you asked for it... SKIDADDLE SKIDOODLE YOUR MOM IS A POODLE

    • @Thygentlemen
      @Thygentlemen 6 лет назад +2

      Hey why is my mom a poodle?!?!?!?

    • @darki4507
      @darki4507 6 лет назад +3

      Cobra Norovia XD

  • @jesterlyspacepolice6811
    @jesterlyspacepolice6811 4 года назад +1189

    Title: What If You Were Born In Space?
    Michael: Talks about how vomiting can save your life

  • @theonionkiwi
    @theonionkiwi 4 года назад +904

    “G hurts so good~”
    - Vsauce

  • @spicykoreannoodle
    @spicykoreannoodle Год назад +3

    bro your content is actually timeless

  • @Lildnth43
    @Lildnth43 4 года назад +346

    I like how he just stood in front of a green screen the whole time without using it

    • @ZANGETSUxPR
      @ZANGETSUxPR 4 года назад +24

      He did, he used green on it. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @shraviator
      @shraviator 4 года назад +12

      Or did he?....

    • @toe_sucker_4165
      @toe_sucker_4165 4 года назад +13

      He greenscreened himself onto it.

    • @jasperlee2295
      @jasperlee2295 4 года назад +26

      Maybe it was actually a blue screen and he just chose a green background.

    • @user-xl6yr1ob6f
      @user-xl6yr1ob6f 4 года назад +2

      It's for memes😂

  • @ineedsomemilk5292
    @ineedsomemilk5292 7 лет назад +203

    "G hurts *soo good* " 😏

  • @chickennuggetpaw1017
    @chickennuggetpaw1017 4 года назад +450

    Title: What if you were born in space?
    Vsause: “Pregnant rats...”

  • @TheSquizzlet
    @TheSquizzlet 2 месяца назад +3

    I wonder how adversely the Boeing astronauts will be affected by their unexpected and grossly extended space stay, given that their craft likely doesn't have the facilities necessary to negate the physical effects of weightlessness.

  • @killerbee78688
    @killerbee78688 6 лет назад +2311

    Imagine having a period in space

  • @nickmcdaniel6071
    @nickmcdaniel6071 9 лет назад +202

    I don't want to be an astronaut anymore...

  • @rustyshackleford234
    @rustyshackleford234 11 месяцев назад +3

    At the end I was either expecting an uplifting message about how we will colonize the stars or something, or a Nihilistic message that we will be stuck on earth forever and will only be remembered as thin strains of plastic in the earth’s future rock strata.
    But no, his message about plankton was somewhere in between lmao

  • @maruftim
    @maruftim 4 года назад +797

    "G hurts,
    *G hurts so GOOD"*
    😳😳

    • @aashmanbajpai4657
      @aashmanbajpai4657 4 года назад +85

      I like your Cut G

    • @nursmalik6024
      @nursmalik6024 4 года назад +61

      Never knew Michael was into the Cock and Ball Torture

    • @war10zx98
      @war10zx98 4 года назад +4

      @@aashmanbajpai4657 twwwwwaaaannnnn

    • @abdaalzeb
      @abdaalzeb 4 года назад +5

      F1 fans be like: mhm i already know this

    • @nursmalik6024
      @nursmalik6024 4 года назад +14

      @ElKezote no. The only *daddy* in this Universe is Michael 😳

  • @ScreenSpidah
    @ScreenSpidah 5 лет назад +656

    Vsauce: "the tears don't fall."
    Me: *THEY CRASH AROUND ME*

    • @prisynth9850
      @prisynth9850 5 лет назад +3

      gavvy bash XD

    • @ibrahimhomsi3567
      @ibrahimhomsi3567 5 лет назад +4

      Yee boooi

    • @cranberrychili2260
      @cranberrychili2260 4 года назад +4

      What chemical romance song is that

    • @ibrahimhomsi3567
      @ibrahimhomsi3567 4 года назад +14

      @@cranberrychili2260
      It's a Bullet for my Valentine song
      Why'd you default to MCR?

    • @cranberrychili2260
      @cranberrychili2260 4 года назад +3

      @@ibrahimhomsi3567 cuz it's the most basic edgy thing I could think of in 5 second, why.

  • @AussiGamerZ
    @AussiGamerZ 10 лет назад +1637

    Who needs science when you have Vsauce

    • @scottghost67
      @scottghost67 10 лет назад +57

      That is so dumb. Vsauce is explaining science, theories and all other types of scientific related stuff or questions. You are wrong on so many levels it actually hurts me.

    • @AussiGamerZ
      @AussiGamerZ 10 лет назад +85

      Jason Jimnez idiot its a joke!

    • @scottghost67
      @scottghost67 10 лет назад +20

      AussiGamerZ In no way you intended this to be a joke.

    • @viktorfoggo5692
      @viktorfoggo5692 10 лет назад +59

      Jason Jimnez
      You're not too sharp, are you?

    • @chetwyncoleman4644
      @chetwyncoleman4644 10 лет назад +73

      A bit like saying "who needs food when you have lunch?"

  • @noemipalmiero8613
    @noemipalmiero8613 2 года назад +2

    Your videos are always so interesting and accurate, and you have the most relaxing voice ever.

  • @kingsucc13
    @kingsucc13 7 лет назад +43

    I'm surprised about the thumbnail not being clickbait

  • @evanb_7127
    @evanb_7127 5 лет назад +303

    Space is just a glitch our developers will fix soon

    • @prismic_
      @prismic_ 5 лет назад +20

      yeah maybe we’ll get some dlc like new animals or some shit

    • @ErgoAriZ
      @ErgoAriZ 4 года назад +18

      I think the next dlc is the DNA customizer, what will provide us with the cat girl human race.. maybe after that they will patch the space exploration expansion idk

    • @crumbummin9459
      @crumbummin9459 4 года назад +8

      That awkward moment when the speed of light gets an upgrade

    • @bubblesaur10
      @bubblesaur10 4 года назад

      Crumb unless its ea then itll never get fixed 😳

    • @bioast
      @bioast 4 года назад +1

      we are just waiting to an infdev version come out.

  • @DrewCaliber
    @DrewCaliber 11 лет назад +27

    Falls asleep to Vsauce, wakes up smarter. Is this possible, great sauceman?

  • @Elfaki19
    @Elfaki19 2 года назад +2

    The expanse is a great series that shows some of these things

  • @rayray117
    @rayray117 4 года назад +276

    First ever Mars landing in history. Finally land, step out and I see someone.
    Someone: Hey Vsauce, Michael here.

    • @yestermorrow3223
      @yestermorrow3223 4 года назад +3

      BAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @meecan9658
      @meecan9658 3 года назад +9

      how many hoes does a human have?

    • @anerdwithaswitch9686
      @anerdwithaswitch9686 3 года назад +8

      Nah there'd by two people, one of whom would be Michael.
      The other would of course be Tom Scott in a red t-shirt and grey hoodie, with the line "I am on Mars."

    • @duckk4515
      @duckk4515 3 года назад +1

      @@anerdwithaswitch9686 well is it really a grey hoodie?

    • @kilroy987
      @kilroy987 3 года назад +1

      "It's deadly to touch Mars. Or is it?" *dong*"

  • @axelici0us105
    @axelici0us105 6 лет назад +1841

    *MAKE BABIES*
    Me: (laughs maturely)

    • @chefgiovanni
      @chefgiovanni 5 лет назад +7

      I'm working on that plan. Stress can be avoided and or reduced, not by thinking about it, but by changing your diet and your environment.
      Sex for sure. Exercise is the other key. Many cancer patients report positive effects and pain relief with hemp products, natural plant power is a proven to help sleep and reduce stress. I get the best here ; zzedibles.com/

    • @NoobPTFO
      @NoobPTFO 5 лет назад +47

      ChefGiovanni BEGONE ADVERTISEMENT!

    • @qrbital9861
      @qrbital9861 5 лет назад +15

      @@chefgiovanni the shit?

    • @momentouscrazynoob1709
      @momentouscrazynoob1709 5 лет назад +2

      we all did XD

    • @hypershadic1019
      @hypershadic1019 4 года назад +3

      Likes: 888
      Uk: laughs maturely at 888 casino gambling

  • @Kakhi.
    @Kakhi. 7 лет назад +621

    Person: "Timmy what do you want to be when you grow up?"
    Timmy: "an astronaut"
    *Shows Timmy the video*
    Timmy was found dead 2 days later.

    • @ZanOGAL
      @ZanOGAL 7 лет назад +5

      Kakhi lets just hope we can inventa gravity maker

    • @LaVictoria_
      @LaVictoria_ 6 лет назад

      That's what I feel now, but I won't kill myself for that.

    • @eliza6e7h
      @eliza6e7h 6 лет назад

      Kakhi I don’t get this comment,and I don’t get the video

    • @eninjajedi2677
      @eninjajedi2677 6 лет назад +1

      wtflip 666 likes xD

    • @iulian29-67
      @iulian29-67 6 лет назад +1

      666 likes

  • @rishdhoni319
    @rishdhoni319 3 года назад +10

    "G HURTS SO GOOD"
    -Micheal

  • @salnapoli2271
    @salnapoli2271 8 лет назад +602

    4 minutes in and I forgot what this video about

  • @endserenading333
    @endserenading333 8 лет назад +320

    Tears don't fall, they crash around me

  • @cyanidensadness
    @cyanidensadness 10 лет назад +502

    I wish Michael was my science teacher. That way i wont sleep in class.

    • @Tigrexhunter1200
      @Tigrexhunter1200 10 лет назад +10

      Why do you fall asleep in science anyways?! Science is fucking cool!

    • @CinnamonToast
      @CinnamonToast 10 лет назад +33

      We fall asleep because what happens in science class is boring. Writing down Newton's laws and reading about the water cycle in a 20 year old textbook is boring.

    • @Tigrexhunter1200
      @Tigrexhunter1200 10 лет назад +2

      Cinnamon Toast No excuses!

    • @lispboy2910
      @lispboy2910 10 лет назад +1

      I wish i was in the lower group. we have to draw grids of cells whilst the people in the lower group play with fire and expand jelly! the best thing we have done is boil some water with a bunsen burner

    • @TerryProductions1
      @TerryProductions1 10 лет назад +1

      Probably because schools assuming you live in America still teach science from hundreds of years ago. Majority of American schools don't teach modern science and that's the exciting science.

  • @AgentNationalBand
    @AgentNationalBand 7 месяцев назад +1

    Talking about space and seeing how far away we are from other planets makes me feel so alone😢

  • @grantbowtiefanaccount2437
    @grantbowtiefanaccount2437 8 лет назад +2045

    The thumbnail?

  • @estherleclaire2626
    @estherleclaire2626 7 лет назад +610

    I wanna go to space!
    *watches video*
    I don't wanna go to space!

    • @PexceI
      @PexceI 7 лет назад +8

      I want to

    • @memeteme99
      @memeteme99 7 лет назад +5

      I don't really want to but I think my biggest fear up there would be my helmet shattering, that's pretty much it

    • @taylorrichmond5068
      @taylorrichmond5068 7 лет назад +1

      Meme Teme or if u fell in a black hole

    • @ChristianMartinez-it6sj
      @ChristianMartinez-it6sj 7 лет назад

      Esther LeClaire so true xD

    • @thejay8963
      @thejay8963 7 лет назад

      LITERALLY MY LIFE Don't worry, there ain't no black holes near here!

  • @lovi6438
    @lovi6438 4 года назад +216

    Vsauce:g hurts... So good
    Me:I knew you had a kink you masochist

  • @MetallicGC
    @MetallicGC 3 года назад +5

    that falling of the astronauts is called free fall BTW

  • @kr0ll3x
    @kr0ll3x 7 лет назад +12

    Michael is that kind of guy that can talk about space then somehow connect that to how hotdogs are so good and then boomerang the conversation back to space. Incredible

  • @Hideotronic
    @Hideotronic 7 лет назад +1032

    ok fine! I don't wanna be an astronaut any more

    • @andrewlazy662
      @andrewlazy662 6 лет назад +4

      but we're capable of recreating the g-force on a ship, r we not?)

    • @theflashturtle29
      @theflashturtle29 6 лет назад +4

      We are but it is inefficient and expensive all the ways we are capable of

    • @shockedgaming8391
      @shockedgaming8391 6 лет назад

      Ethan Wood oooo

    • @imrustyokay
      @imrustyokay 6 лет назад

      I do.

    • @roboticeggs
      @roboticeggs 6 лет назад

      Ethan Wood I still do I'm brave

  • @Swolidarity
    @Swolidarity 7 лет назад +297

    I wanted to go to space when I was young.
    Until I saw this video.

  • @Jimmyp437
    @Jimmyp437 3 года назад +3

    I love how there's a whole new generation watching these videos

  • @Mor1adim
    @Mor1adim 8 лет назад +1514

    December 18, 2016
    There are 6 people in space.

  • @animealex3700
    @animealex3700 4 года назад +34

    I can't believe it's been 7 years since I watched it last time. Oof I feel old

  • @AkshajMurhekar
    @AkshajMurhekar 6 лет назад +256

    Random person to a woman: how was the feeling when you gave birth to the child in space?
    That Woman: *Out of this world*

  • @AnjuJhanwar985
    @AnjuJhanwar985 3 месяца назад +2

    "Yes sir, Can you tell me where were you born?"
    *"Space"*

  • @Kasumi_Tashi
    @Kasumi_Tashi 7 лет назад +319

    Every time I came to this chanel, I ended up with an existencial crisis :P

    • @EMETRL
      @EMETRL 6 лет назад +5

      tmi dude...
      not kinkshaming but no one wants to hear about that

    • @SyndromeM
      @SyndromeM 6 лет назад +5

      Not cool bro, keep that shit for yourself.

    • @lopsidedhead
      @lopsidedhead 6 лет назад +5

      YGS every Friday!

    • @jeejypeej
      @jeejypeej 6 лет назад +3

      wait, was the comment deleted or something?

    • @aoibheodonovan8114
      @aoibheodonovan8114 6 лет назад

      Sigyn eVeRy FrIdAy

  • @af1303
    @af1303 8 лет назад +186

    if we can get babies in space, we can evolve the human race over time, to adapt to space. we could have earth people, space people, and other types of people for planets we go to.
    i dont know of this is possible, im no scientist, this it JUST a thought

    • @drawmywayhome2207
      @drawmywayhome2207 8 лет назад +39

      Then the space people can travel to other planets. And the earth people will get all jealous and wanna colonize the hell out of the galaxy. Then the space people can get into a race war with the earth people. A war of worlds, a war to end all wars. It's brilliant!

    • @malikemad4
      @malikemad4 8 лет назад +2

      +Drawmywayhome lol

    • @johnalberteustaquio4273
      @johnalberteustaquio4273 8 лет назад

      +Drawmywayhome kinda like the Gundam series..

    • @drawmywayhome2207
      @drawmywayhome2207 8 лет назад

      +Johnny English I might watch it now lol

    • @TommyLapointeBlondin
      @TommyLapointeBlondin 8 лет назад +6

      It it totally possible if we selectively breed humans to have a physical body that would be comfortable in space, but it would take a bunch of generation. It's like creating new dog breed basically, but with humans

  • @Jcantrell710
    @Jcantrell710 9 лет назад +105

    this guy is going to figure out one day how to split an atom with his fingers.

    • @willoughbykrenzteinburg
      @willoughbykrenzteinburg 9 лет назад +75

      HamJonwillis I like Vsauce. However, let's not get carried away. He's merely the messenger (a very good one though). He's not discovering science; he is translating it for you - and doing a damn fine job of it.

    • @RoraighPrice
      @RoraighPrice 9 лет назад

      +Willoughby Krenzteinburg he's like that ___ < insert science guy name her

  • @DrJamez
    @DrJamez 4 года назад +2

    I miss these Vsauce videos. Maybe it's time to rewatch the whole channel?

  • @silverwishjet7271
    @silverwishjet7271 4 года назад +378

    Alternative Vsause:
    *what if you were born in Earth?’*

    • @gohtwm
      @gohtwm 4 года назад +24

      Vsauce in an alternate universe:
      Vsauce in context

    • @grazielamink
      @grazielamink 3 года назад +11

      Alternative Vsauce:
      *Which way is up?*

    • @leemavundla
      @leemavundla 3 года назад +7

      sauceV

    • @leo-vi2zm
      @leo-vi2zm 3 года назад +1

      LOL IN EARTH

    • @nemueru
      @nemueru 3 года назад +1

      Vsause