Why Are We Morbidly Curious?
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- Опубликовано: 7 окт 2014
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“knoll”: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knoll_(verb)
Kangling being played: • Kangling by Lama Choying
Huge cyst: • HUGE CYST EXTRACTION
TJ Lane in court [explicit]: • TJ LANE SHOCKING DIABO...
Haiti photographs: www.colorsmagazine.com/stories...
Doyen's book [disturbing]: goo.gl/cypR1U
Dopamine: www.psychologytoday.com/articl...
Doyen: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eug%C3%A...
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Reactance: [PDF] www-personal.umich.edu/~bbushm...
California Coastal Preservation Project: www.californiacoastline.org
Muderbilia:
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serialkillersink.net/
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www.today.com/health/morbid-cu...
www.psychologytoday.com/blog/m...
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www.psychologytoday.com/blog/m...
aeon.co/magazine/philosophy/ho...
sciencenordic.com/your-dna-lov...
Most physically viewable on-screen kills of people: www.moviebodycounts.com/Top-Mo...
actors who have killed the most people on-screen: www.businessinsider.com/the-de...
Chicago murder house: 4.bp.blogspot.com/_adQFJxToEyc...
Uh oh, mom flinched: www.nbcnews.com/id/33402802/ns...
Encryption Theory of Laughter [PDF]: www.sscnet.ucla.edu/anthro/fac...
EXTRAS:
Death in the subway: www.liveleak.com/view?i=759_13...
Death on camera: • Video
Solitary Confinement photos: solitarywatch.com/special-proj...
much loved teddy bears: www.brainpickings.org/index.ph...
Hurricane Sandy message: www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11...
scary/creepy images: imgur.com/a/zpxZj?gallery
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Michael says so many mindblowing things that he sometimes faints at the end of sentences which is why you always see him pop back up randomly.
Hah!
omg get out
This was so funny XD
Thanks, I always wondered why he did that. :p
This comment made my night. Lmao.
Imagine Michael being a father
Nurse: It's a boy!
Michael: or is it?
@Ang Bon Where are your fingers?
I expected to see these replies being jerks about trans people and I'm so happy that they're not
First we need to ask ourselves what is a boy?
You see in 1935 psychologist from the Kanzas University found out...
me when i was born
he just had a daughter, and i sure hope he said that
“Compulsive behavior - just because you WANT to do something doesn’t mean you LIKE it”. Addiction in a nutshell. Very profound.
That was my first thought when he said that. It reminds me of being on the edge of a cliff or rooftop, or even when driving under a bridge. You don't like the idea of jumping or driving into the base of the bridge, but that dark part of your brain tries to weakly convince you to see what would happen.
And the inverse is ADHD in a nutshell. Damn brain chemicals.
Yes
I don't think this is a good analogy. Pretty much all addictions include the use of substances or doing acts that make us feel good. We like doing it. Addictions aren't compulsive - the addicted person may have a strong urge to do it, but it's not exactly against their will. It's hard to explain, but basically - even if the person wants to halt his/her addiction, its not because its not enjoyable, its because he/she becomes aware it comes at the expense of other, more important things.
@@jonathan13co i hate nicotine, it makes me feel like shit, i have felt my lungs get worse over time, its expensive, i always need to have my vape with me, i hate it. but i dont wanna stop. seems like a good analogy to me
it's amazing how I managed to prove all points Michael made, for listening to this video in the background for ''not wanting to see something gorey'' but the moment he said ''images of corpses in stackable slices'' I reluctantly opened the video to see them
See I can't stand that stuff but that section was wierd. My brain just didn't and still hasn't processed the fact those are human corpses and I didn't feel a single emotion watching it.
@@KentuckyFriedChildrensame i kinda just refuse to personify it
@@KentuckyFriedChildren Same I felt like they were like dolls, plastic, not real people.
Literally same
Shit i looked up the rest of the pictures.😂 Straight up DRAWN to the macabre.
Beginning of title: "Why are we curious?"
End of Video: *"We're all gonna die."*
That’s Vsauce for ya
Sounds about right
Basically.
Pretty much life in a nutshell
Don't mean to be that guy, but morbid curiosity and death are definitely very related, so that makes perfect sense.
As Johnny Bravo once said... "I'm sickened, but curious."
"I don't want to look, but my sister is peer pressuring me-"
I was randomly thinking about Johnny bravo 5 minutes before I watched this video... weird
Ian Hall I was the 1000th like
I think i can go one more vsauce before i reach my limit.
[Watches 17 more]
*God fucking damnit*
I have that image saved to my phone
*Michael is like a friend who guides you through your own nightmares, debunking everything in a calculated, literal yet very friendly way.*
Telling you which way too go what could happen and when
this makes no sense
Riddle me this Michael. Why did the doctor diagnose me morbiously a beast?
So...my brain's dopamine output will double if I'm presented with sexy food?
Mmmm sexy food 🤤
Vore
Quadruple, sex releases way more dopamine than healthy amounts of food do
I guess that's why there's a thing where rich people have young and beautiful women put in a big plate with food covering her intimate parts. Honestly, I don't get it.
@@sobercow2819 You're full of shit, pal. Listen, I've had sex and I've had chocolate milk, and let me tell you, I would take the milk 10/10 times.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought him back.
Thank you! I thought no one knew the rest of that saying. I say it regularly and no one gets it.
since i was younger (don't remember exaclty how or where i hear it) i thought is was "curiosity killed the cat, but he died knowing"
bare in mind i'm from a spanish speaking country so it might have changed in translation
+Diego Vallejo thats a better saying than the original one on my opinion
ikr.... although... i'd like to have a genius zombie cat to help me do the home work u know
+avram vlad it's because some languages don't have a translation to "it", objects or animals are always refered to as a she or a he, in my language for example a house would be a she and a car would be a he
Vsauce predicted the best movie morbius
and his name is michael and he has a video titled möbius bagel on dong
and morb(idly) (curio)us makes morbius (idlycurio)
I just read: „Why are we morbius“
I really gotta go sleep.
lmfaooooooo
What is that...?
*Plugs in usb correctly on the first try* *Dopamine releases*
Ok that's logically impossible
Hi there
Or does it. :):):)
OHGHAAGAH
Tries to plug in USB, doesn't go. Flips it, doesn't go. Flips it again, goes in. Visible confusion.
Does anyone else find themselves going off on a tangent and considering an idea proposed only to realise you've totally ignored the last 30 seconds of him speaking?
Jordan L me yep
Yes
I do that every time i watch an educational video from any source.
hahaha all the time
St. Frank or any SAUCE...
Morbin time
2014 ppl: weird flex but ok
2022 ppl: MORBIUS
It's morbin time
You can't spell SLAUGHTER without LAUGHTER.
Uh....
English is dumb...
Rin Rat well he isn't wrong...
but I put the "fun" back into "funeral"
Death
Can't spell FUNERAL without FUN...!
Just me being curious, imagine how
In shape Michel must be doing all those squats when he transitions.
Probably has the thighs of a JoJo character!
HooliganEyebrow as thicc as Kars
That's pretty morbid
570
@@user-cd4bx6uq1y 574
Why are we morbius ?
That moment when you realize you’ve been binge watching so long that your whole recommended feed is Vsauce videos
He covers a lot of territory in a very short time. He educates thousands of people - many of them are trapped in schools that are stuck with limited textbooks and teachers who have to get them ready to pass the next standardized test. Not their fault; its part of their job. VSauce and those like him are giving the kids and teens of today the education they *deserve* to get, not the crappy, purposely confusing way they do things in schools. (hear that Common Core (USA) - ugh). The kids growing up on RUclips will revolutionize the next generation after them; thanks to the pioneering efforts of people like this awesome guy. Thanks man.
It's sad but %100 true. If you could get an education like this in school, don't you think kids would actually like going? The internet as a whole will revolutionize the way the truly curious minds learn. I would have to disagree on the point about it not being the teachers fault though, they use so many excuses to dodge a very simple solution, talk to your students. That's it, that's all they have to do, share your experiences on this earth with those who have had less time on it, tell them life lessons, research things you don't have the answers to. Make a real human connection with the young minds you spend so much time with, don't let anymore children (or teenagers) fall through the cracks because you don't have an original thought beyond what's inked in the pages of a text book
ChoppedInHalf It's true; and you're right. Having to 'teach to the test' *does* make their jobs harder - but - IT'S their JOB. Inbetween having to teach-to-the-tests, there ought to be plenty of time for actual teaching. We need fewer negative control-freaks as teachers and more innovative, creative teachers who actually *listen* and try... who connect. The set up of the school systems is hard enough for everybody; students, teachers, administrators; they all have a sucky time navigating the system properly. But it's the interface between the teacher and student that's most important; if that's mishandled, well, it makes the whole cruddy system it works within entirely useless.
Yeah. I shouldn't make excuses for teachers; it's their job to follow the orders of higher ups, but their PASSION should be to utilize creativity - rather than killing it in order to save their jobs. :/
Actually educates 7.8 million people
Ethan Reidy dang - he *is* popular :P
That is what I think. We need teachers who are willing to hear what the students feel about it so that the teachers can make what they are trying to teach much easier to understand. This whole comment is so true!
I once did an experiment, I took an eraser slapped it on my wrist, said "it hurts" and of course, someone else did it.
I barely remember making this comment. What the hell?
I did exactly the same lol....
I remember back in the day when I was in elementary school
I brought salt and soda and poured some salt in the soda, I drank it and pretended it was disgusting and tasted like poison. I didn't put enough salt to make it undrinkable or change the taste that much but right after that some other kids went and bought sodas and asked me to pour salt in their drinks. I disagreed saying it was too disgusting and they'd waste their soda which just made them want more
Once they realized I was trolling they weren't thrilled
Ikku Hishikawa wow high but that was the most elementary school story I’ve ever heard
@@mrkrieg1963 difference in school culture i suppose. given by his name, he might have grown up in Japan
@@nene_san Their name is romanized, so they're probably role-playing as an anime character.
As a person who has struggled with dopamine regulation my whole life I like to think of dopamine as the repeat behavior chemical. It’s not always for pleasant things but it is always for things the brain wants or needs to repeat internally or externally.
Its Morbin Time
"Just because you want to do something doesn't mean you like it"
Being serious, would that also potentially explain why we can't stop playing a video game even if it's very frustrating?
+RedRecon
I want to stop if its frustrating
See "ragequit."
yEAH
+RedRecon I guess it would. I think that has a lot more to do with the reward system. You crave the rewarding release of passing a difficult level, so you'll repeatedly go through it again just for the sake of winning it- not even because you like the game itself. Not a proven fact, just my theory. It might also have something to do with your desire to finish things. You'll naturally want to finish things like finishing a song, or thinking up another fact so you have three facts in total to support your case. The brain will naturally desire closure, so you'll want to finish the level and THEN quit. Quitting in the middle would be irritating.
+RedRecon LoL fan, eh?
+RedRecon ok so quick inquiry, i noticed that (and applied the scientific method to this) Vsauce video comments are one of the only places where actual educated conversations can happen
“We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones”
Stephen king, my guy
Hey I live in Bangor! That's where he lives.
Say true, say thankya
@Mitchell Smith a lot of people assume that something is wrong with Mr King but he himself said he had a good and normal childhood, but the book Pet Semantary is based on a real event that had happened to him, the story behind it is quite interesting. Also, in my opinion, everyone should read that book, it also helped me with my grief over losing my beloved cat.
Stephen king is not that great of a writer
@@spider-manbeatsbatman3610 Dude, you're like 8
Because it sold 134 morbillion tickets baybeeee
Micheal has to have some crazy calfs because every time he says something else he pops out from below the screen
I was thinking the same thing xD
***** link plz :]
ChoppedSuey it's better then jump cuts
Funny how when a kid falls down, they don't cry until they see thier parents panic about it.
*****
There is something very wrong with you.
***** SAME
You guys are disgusting and degenerate Emo satanic screamo gothic counterculture fuck wits.
FunnyVideoMaker77 U MAD BRO?
FunnyVideoMaker77
You need to re watch 7:28 in this video, and then reevaluate your life choices, sir troll.
I refuse to believe that this guy just used the word morbidly 7 years ago
And the fact that his name is Michael makes it better
Spooky coincidences
@@zzz-sk1kg jesus morbin chriat
It’s a word that has its roots in ancient Latin. It’s not like Sony just made it up
@@darthgonk1175 womp womp
Morbiusly Curious?
It must suck to play poker with Vsauce. There's no way you're going to be able to bluff anything
loool
Everyone has a tell, always. Trick is finding it.
Unless youre a ROBOT!
Don't worry! He has his own weaknesses... We all have!
Alireza Mehrnia His weakness is actual real life kryptonite
This is why I always come back to «why are things creepy?»
frenchman «SPOTTED»
This was my 1st Vsauce video
Wat
@@glugleu3214 its a vsauce video
It's morbin time
I thought of this when I read the title lol
@@FirstNameMiddleNameLastName same
@@FirstNameMiddleNameLastName same
Seems like Michael is Morbidly curios... He could be Morbius... Morbin....
it's saucin' time
My morbid curiosity has led me to this video.
Same
Holy cow I looked at your profile picture and thought it's something scarry. Got scared and then actually looked at it and calmed down ....
@@valeriaw5801 ai pfp
same
@@valeriaw5801 holy crap you're right
This is the kind of thing that makes people go to watch Creepypasta videos or read them. And then keep going back even though the person can't sleep because of it.
Jelly Kitty
Of course the only thing about creepypastas that kept me from sleeping was wanting to hear another. Kinda hard to find one that creeps me out now.
+Pasta Master Watching a lot of scary things will eventually make it less likely for you to be scared, since you've already seen worse... Curiousity has a price as well :)
+TinkerTheCuteness no it doesn't, it really depends on the person's perception.
***** Well yeah, but I was mostly talking experience, since me and my friends watch a lot of scary movies
>Scary
>Creepypasta
Pick one
It's morbin time!
It's morb time.
5:47 oh god PLEASE close some of your tabs
...oh, I see why my PC is that slow.
I do that crap too.
Omg...
Ehh, with the number of topics he puts in each video, and the amount of research that must go into that, I think Michael gets a pass.
That's how my tabs looks like 😂
You know you can use different windows and desktop's too.
Finally, a vsause video explaining why I enjoy vsause videos
I'm sorry but my brain just went "*vsauce"
Sause
@@habitual6108 A N G E R Y
@@Th30th3rJ0J0 C O O L AND G O O D
@@evermay1582 W A R M A N D B A D .
I am morbiusly curious
💀
Who else went straight to comments and sorted by new 💀
Could you say that, you were morbidly curious?
The thing about children and parents is true. Kids who have a hard time detaching from parents at school are normally the ones who have parents that show anxiety and guilt about the child being there and the parent working. It often has no relation to the child's own opinion of going to school. I've had to tell parents (when asked) to act like taking the kid to school is a fun, good thing to get excited about. It works wonders.
1:47 Oh.. it was a legbone...
What did you think it was? I think I know xD
David Morrin Yup. :D
Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Julius Nyangoro immature.
***** A penis
morbin time
I'm morbiously curios
the name of the song that starts playing at the end of the video is : "Conversation - Bob Bradley feat. Sarah Wassal"
Thanks man
Darude-Sandstorm*
zahir housni
Thank you
u the man
@@MikeMike-dv7iv I'll watch out for that one
Micheal: *Dopamine is released in response to pleasurable things*
Me: Uh huh yeah, ok.
Micheal: *Like sex*
Me: What about food?
Micheal: *Or food*
Me: That's better.
gay ass bruh
ツsquidi
no you.
@@profusesweater7234 sjut up gay
@@profusesweater7234 They also get more aids/HIV
What is going on in the replies
Imagining suffering so horribly, just for someone to be watching like "heh that's really cool"
Is that a problem?
Uh, yeah?
It's Morbing time.
*Isn't it Amazing how can you learn less in an entire days worth in school than watching a few 10-15min videos on youtube* ?
*After failure to control the censoring of videos posted about today's New Zealand shooting, quarantined 400,000 subscriber /r/watchpeopledie has been shut down on Reddit. The sharing of such content that educates on terrible accidental deaths, and methods to prevent them, is gone, with good reason*
D Ramos all I learned today was that teachers hate protests
Very very true.
Mortality Call Yes its the left that implemented common core. It’s the First Lady that changed school lunches to make them disgustingly healthy and revolting. The left side has so many issues
Rccamo3 public schooling is simply a way to conform a society to perform at its economic status quo, get us ready to file endless paper work and sit in a desk for 8 hours while thinking only about what we’re told to think about that day. It’s sorta like the medical industry, it’s all business and profiteering on the backend where we don’t notice it, than it’s love and long happy lives on the surface that they force feed us so that we can trust them and end up spending $3500 for a mild panic attack.
2:00
"After all, they are unpleasant."
*shows Home Alone with other unpleasant films
Lol
It's not that it's unpleasant
It's finding happiness in Harry and Marv being injured by Kevin
Its not unpleasant its pure comedic 12 carot gold
No feet were harmed in the making of that movie
Lmfao
Morbius
I entered the video bc it said "Morb"
The song at 13:20 (the outro) is called 'Conversation' by Bob Bradley and Sarah Wassal.
Darude-Sandstorm
Do you know the song name on 11:11?
World of Dreams by Bob Bradley
Oh thank man, just what I was looking for! :) Comments like these are always life savers when the credits aren't particularly illustrative! :)
Thank you you give me life
legbone....sure thats what every one thought
Surprisingly enough, that is exactly what I thought.
Um... Yea it instantly came to mind...
Ha. It’s shaped like a dick.
@@anonymousanimal5179 same
Balls....
"Leg Bone"? i am disappointed Micheal
Some people have no idea what the leg bones are called.
*Cough* Femur *Cough*
+ThatNinjaKid and yet you knew he was talking about a femur sooo whats the problem 🤔
i think micheal doesn't trust his viewers what a Femur is lol
MLG HAXER M8 dude
Michael is so smart ;~;
where does he learn this stuff
"Smart" or "curious and knowledgeable"?
*****
Some of it.
***** i agree with turtle. He makes a valid point and makes sense. School does teach things but probably not most of these things that Vsauce uploads. Take this video for example. Would a teacher in school ask you: "Why are we morbidly curious?" And give you the answer to it? No.
***** Oh your school may be different. The ones I've been in never brought up questions like these e.e
***** ok
Morbiusly curious
MORBIUS
My earliest memory of something like this was when I was about 5 or so and my dad took me along fishing and I can remember being absolutely fascinated and transfixed on the suffocating fish in the bucket.
The end part about the "Uh, oh. Mom got scared" theory reminds me of something one of my teachers said about being afraid of bugs. We have no reason to be afraid as kids and generally younger kids will play with roaches and even spiders, but as we gain awareness and understanding of the world we see our parent's fear and overall society's fear. Every NOPE post on imgur just makes the fear threshold lower
NOPE
Do you think that if children somehow grew up in isolation from adults, they would never develop a "grossed out" feeling toward bugs?
Didn't expect to see you here! But yea, it's all too true.
slut4berniesanders
Interesting...and what if parents pretended to be scared of say...a lamp? Could the child develop a fear of lamps? Though I think some fears have some sort of genetic propensity, i.e. phobias are more likely to be of things that can actually be dangerous such as spider, snakes, rats, rather than sheep or rabbits.
lol i just finished watching your one of your videos then seen you here
I loved it when Michael was MORBidly curious and morbed everywhere
His name is Doctor Michael Morbius 😎
My doctor said I was morbidly obese 🦇 morbiss
I'm Morbiously curious
If it can't give you the blues, it won't make the news.
Aha I see watcha did there
If it bleeds it leads
penus venus
+A Wooden Fork Thank you for your contribution.
+Mike Zilla I'm puttin you on the news
People once watched public executions and battles in the Colosseum. How many would still watch them if it were allowed? I sometimes think that violent movies and football are synthetic, civilized substitutes for the forms of entertainment we've left behind. And for hunters that go out and kill wild animals, even that's not enough.
I think to an extent, humans are naturally violent and are suited to societies where warfare, violence, and execution take place. I sometimes wonder if some of the serial killers are just people with stronger violent impulses than the rest of us, for whom a civilized, peaceful society makes them crazy (where most of us are happy to have the freedom from fear and aggression of the past). Would they have had a place in an ancient society as something like a gladiator or executioner? Hard to say. I don't like what such an idea says about humanity, but I find myself wondering if that's why such people continue to be born and commit these kind of crimes.
All it says about humanity is that we've evolved and found a healthy way to deal with out aggression. Serial killers are not a good way to judge humanity, as they are not normal. They have underdeveloped emotions, and don't have empathy. Empathy is part of humanity, just like aggression, so people who don't have empathy are not a good way to look at humanity.
I've never understood the whole "psychopaths don't have empathy" thing; If they can't comprehend what the other person is feeling, then why would it bring them pleasure to hurt them? Surely if they think pain is fun or satisfying, then to enjoy someone else's requires at least some empathy?
I am the polar opposite of most, I am abhorred by our societies obsession with other human suffering.
+TheRABIDdude I also have that question. Waiting for someone to answer it.
I will watch colosseum fight
morbin time.
we need a scientific name for this new theory.
hmmmm how about the "uh oh, mom flinched Theory"?
Sounds good to me
Hey, its better than being morbidly obese, oh shit we're that too.
Merica! :p
shots fired
shots fired
Truth hurts bro😂
We're all big backed
It's Morbin Time.
HE WAS A MORBIUS FAN BEFORE MORBIUS WAS A THING
The black and white image filters, surprise shock images, and spooky music makes your videos unwatchable at night alone in my bed 2:00am
Have you considered playing happy music?
That's my favourite time to watch them with a grin on my face
Kochos I love pussy.
Does anybody know the name of that song? It was a pretty chill song (the one at the end)
conversation
use shazam application
Shadowlit001 nope nonono fuck that!!
I always love the background music in Vsauce videos! It manages to create this incredible atmosphere around the subject being discussed.
Totally agree. I thought I was the only one who appreciated that.
Reyna YAAAAA ME TOO
its morbin time
it's morbin time
You're one of the youtubers i think why RUclips was initially created in the first place. Great video , learnt alot.
stops.
youtube was actually inspired when the creators couldn't find a celebrities nipple slip on the internet
Quiffs4Lunch xD
RUclips was actually created as a dating site.
Stefan Teunissen I'm pretty sure it was an advertisement site.
I'll bet this guy has developed some real strong leg muscles while doing these videos.
I'm about to MORB!
MORBIUS??????
2:01
Home Alone
lmao what
Kevin tortures those burglars so I think it's a worthy inclusion
@@hannahc3317 not the iron board thing
At the beginning of these videos. I wanna know the answer to a simple question, which is usually the title. By the end of the video I am no longer thinking about that question, because I have about 50 other questions now
Lol that's science, you find the answer to one question but along the way you end up with many more.
im not morbidly curious im morbiusly udnerweight
I'm also big backed
MORBIUS IN VSAUCE????!??!??!??!!??!
When you end up in the pimple-popping side of youtube and you hate it and its gross but you can't stop clicking more videos.
yupp
Natalia nah, I love it
I CAN PERFECTLY RELATE XDDDDDDDDDD
The explains my obsession with binge watching Seconds from Disaster, or anything about plane crashes
You should try "Lost"
I love Lost!!!
Same
I like looking at cemeteries
That's why I like watching football/soccer players go into leg breaking tackles lol
Alternate 2022 title: “Why Are We Morbiusly Curious?”
I'm here for morbin
1:52 That's pretty humerus! HAHAHA
Again?!?
Qermaq It's a leg bone. The humerus is the upper arm
If it were femorous, that wouldn't be funny.
HUMERUS IS AN ARM BONE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Hey, I'm not a piece of shit. I'm the whole log, man. Respect B-)
From all those scenes where Michael pops into frame, he must have some awesome thighs and glutes.
hahah I've been thinking the same
Right??
Lol
Well in fact, if you watch his older videos, you can clearly see he's ost some weight.
Get Vsauced Michael!
The recording from bioshiock 1 is real!!!!!!
Because we like morbius
Or you prob said "its morbin time"
"Stand back Micheal, I'm going to morb"
"It's Vsauce time :>"
Morbius is definitely one of the films of all time. 69/10 on the Morbing scale. Let’s Morb!
at 12:04, right after Michael says 'uh oh' my computer give me a error message saying chrome has ran out of memory.......
"Instead he subjected them to actual trauma"
*a second later*
"He had them watch pornography"
I don't see the trauma
Porn also had a larger stigma decades ago (not that it wasn't watched) additionally I can't think of a few types of porn that would cause a normal user trauma ;)
Can not can't**
they had participants cut the head off a rat
@ZwanzwaN did you say r/woosh instead of just woosh
James W same
because it's morbin time
Morbius moment
"It's called The Boomerang Effect"
It's called spite. Michael, it's spite.
Watched this on the toilet. Not my most pleasurable shits
The spire effect.
7:07 Schadenfreude xD
German is really cool sometimes
+Lion Reichelt Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz :)
H. Sch.
sometimes
+H. Sch. Was redest du?
jerome irrgang Dies ist das längste offiziell verzeichnete Wort der deutschen Sprache. Es bezeichnet ein Gesetz über die Übertragung von Aufgaben betreffend die Überwachung der Etikettierung von Rindfleisch.
+H. Sch. gesetz wurde schon abgeschaft
I am morbidly a beast.
"It's morbin' time."