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  • Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024

Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @bunnybro5977
    @bunnybro5977 5 лет назад +1525

    Imagine seeing this at 7:30 in the morning at Nov 28th 2059

    • @szymoniak75
      @szymoniak75 4 года назад +120

      I'll come back to this video in 39 years if I'm still alive

    • @saltycrackers4460
      @saltycrackers4460 4 года назад +12

      szymoniak75 same remind me :) If i am still alive ._.

    • @stellasibley5534
      @stellasibley5534 4 года назад +4

      Donald Trump hi orange guy

    • @darklawtivity6831
      @darklawtivity6831 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @lolot9169
      @lolot9169 3 года назад +24

      Hey, who can hit me up here on Nov 28th, 2059?
      My message for me or someone who is watching in the future:
      Hello, this is from December the 14th, 2020 (during the pandemic of covid - 19). Very curious to see what will have been achieved in 2059. Only in case I will still be alive. Stay positive.
      Thanks

  • @Schw1cky
    @Schw1cky 3 года назад +5620

    “340 of the people who watch this this week will not be around at this time next year.”
    This isn’t a statistic, its a threat.

    • @kennyspaghetti4329
      @kennyspaghetti4329 3 года назад +267

      ...or is it?
      *familiar Vsauce music plays

    • @blueroseskating2168
      @blueroseskating2168 3 года назад +131

      @@kennyspaghetti4329 lets talk about dolphins

    • @H0LYZ3N
      @H0LYZ3N 3 года назад +50

      The fact i read this as he said the words are terrifying

    • @ORGOrange
      @ORGOrange 2 года назад +10

      And an extra 1 person that whatches this video every week

    • @Homelander1
      @Homelander1 2 года назад +6

      @@blueroseskating2168 there jerks

  • @anssiaurum264
    @anssiaurum264 9 лет назад +3911

    Step 1: Exercise for 20 minutes
    Step 2: You get 1 extra hour to live
    Step 3: Repeat step 1
    Profit.

    • @mehdikazim3906
      @mehdikazim3906 9 лет назад +90

      +Your Average American smoke weed -100000000000000000 hrs Kappa

    • @angelafajardo2056
      @angelafajardo2056 9 лет назад +28

      +Waterbender mehdi +*

    • @mehdikazim3906
      @mehdikazim3906 9 лет назад +62

      any smoke that gets to your lungs is bad for you so be careful while 420ing

    • @angelafajardo2056
      @angelafajardo2056 8 лет назад +16

      ***** no.
      SMOKE WEED EVRYDAYZ!!11!!!

    • @mehdikazim3906
      @mehdikazim3906 8 лет назад +12

      fine ... brings out weed.

  • @uzaiuzai9975
    @uzaiuzai9975 Год назад +316

    2:12 hits different knowing he'd just taken an illegal selfie

    • @patkundesu
      @patkundesu Год назад +12

      Vsus

    • @BatuhanDere
      @BatuhanDere Год назад +54

      If he gets arrested he can always get the court to talk about off topic things until they forgot why he got arrested and let him free so who cares if hes taking illegal selfies or commiting mass genocide

    • @kolab5620
      @kolab5620 Год назад +2

      what’re you talking about?

    • @cottonlul
      @cottonlul Год назад +15

      @@kolab5620vsauce took a selfie of himself in the whitehouse bathroom when posting something like that at the time was illegal but not anymore

    • @CheeseDoodoo
      @CheeseDoodoo Месяц назад +1

      6:03 imma need this for later this is motovation

  • @WALTERRIFIC
    @WALTERRIFIC 8 лет назад +1998

    A micromort for every six miles on a motorcycle? I must have like 10,000 micromorts; I'm already 1% dead.

    • @SoulxUntamed115
      @SoulxUntamed115 8 лет назад +7

      Love the videos, Keep up the good work! :D

    • @JeffSon32
      @JeffSon32 8 лет назад +53

      i'll bike 15 miles a day for school, 5 times in a week. must have like 5000 micromorts only by bike and im only 17 years old

    • @acemediav
      @acemediav 8 лет назад +9

      Hey dad

    • @MrFangFan
      @MrFangFan 8 лет назад +18

      Didn't know you watched Vsauce, nice!

    • @SpeedyThingGoIn4
      @SpeedyThingGoIn4 7 лет назад +2

      Nah that is millimorts, it is .1, 10,000mm/1,000,000mm

  • @MarkReMarks
    @MarkReMarks 9 лет назад +25454

    RIP to the 340 people who watched this video.

    • @its_deer
      @its_deer 8 лет назад +333

      +MarkReMarks Press f to pay respects.

    • @tomato3280
      @tomato3280 8 лет назад +116

      F
      F
      F
      FUCK
      F
      F
      F

    • @pondererofpointlessdreams5029
      @pondererofpointlessdreams5029 7 лет назад +268

      MarkReMarks RIP more 340 people since you made your comment.

    • @matthgarcia3811
      @matthgarcia3811 7 лет назад +39

      Just Another SU/UNDERTALE fan RIP to some people that died after your comment

    • @pondererofpointlessdreams5029
      @pondererofpointlessdreams5029 7 лет назад +35

      Matth Garcia Some more people have died though since you made your comment.

  • @Top10Archive
    @Top10Archive 10 лет назад +1556

    That part about cigarettes just blew my mind.. no pun intended.

    • @SilentSoaperton
      @SilentSoaperton 10 лет назад +11

      Ha!

    • @Sirdude103
      @Sirdude103 10 лет назад +71

      We all know that pun intended. I'm sorry I had to drop the bomb on that one

    • @angelduheist
      @angelduheist 10 лет назад +7

      Wyly Andrews Well aren't you a pundit.

    • @Top10Archive
      @Top10Archive 10 лет назад +2

      ***** .. get out of my head!!!!

    • @Top10Archive
      @Top10Archive 10 лет назад +5

      Wyly Andrews busted :(

  • @MonsterIsABlock
    @MonsterIsABlock 3 года назад +1373

    Vsauce: 20 minutes of exercise gives you 2 hours of extra life
    Me when i exercise for the rest of my life: immortality has been reached.

    • @thelocalnecromancer1224
      @thelocalnecromancer1224 2 года назад +4

      And then you die of exhaustion.

    • @cheshire1
      @cheshire1 2 года назад +191

      Sadly this exploit has been patched. You now get diminishing returns for exercise. The devs sure could've let us have this one...

    • @chraman169
      @chraman169 2 года назад +62

      1 hour. I cannot believe how every person quoting any line from any youtube video makes mistakes

    • @enekaitzteixeira70I0
      @enekaitzteixeira70I0 2 года назад +14

      You'd secure tomorrow by exercizing 4 hours each day.

    • @infinitespinalsurgeryglitch
      @infinitespinalsurgeryglitch 2 года назад +7

      Me when I exercise for the rest of my life while my muscles and nerves waste away

  • @sheekorah
    @sheekorah 4 года назад +9004

    Probably the only video that actually justifies the comment: "Who's still watching in 2020?"

    • @lancekippenbrock5307
      @lancekippenbrock5307 4 года назад +28

      Peter Sikora I am

    • @mattburton4392
      @mattburton4392 4 года назад +293

      The only time I don't hate this comment!

    • @doopydoopz1737
      @doopydoopz1737 4 года назад +99

      Heh, these videos are apsolutely timeless. Wouldn't be surprised if people are still watching in 2030.

    • @jimmyescobar9681
      @jimmyescobar9681 4 года назад +5

      Me!

    • @Glac0
      @Glac0 4 года назад +43

      @@doopydoopz1737 I wouldn't be surprised if people just binge watched VSauce for history lessons in the future

  • @skpapic
    @skpapic 7 лет назад +2300

    Obama: Welcome Michael.
    Michael: Where are you fingers?
    Obama:

    • @stonebrix168
      @stonebrix168 6 лет назад +27

      lmao

    • @sultanelshirazy8184
      @sultanelshirazy8184 6 лет назад +57

      XSKY
      Obama: You have one second to live!
      Michael:

    • @neoxus30
      @neoxus30 6 лет назад +128

      Michael:Well technically, but first we should talk about what a second means)

    • @attilapataki46
      @attilapataki46 6 лет назад +113

      Michael: "but what is..... to live?" - vsauce music starts playing

    • @smilingman7861
      @smilingman7861 6 лет назад +5

      Lmfao

  • @FTGISGaming
    @FTGISGaming 9 лет назад +699

    So life *IS* a game.
    You're just trying to score as many Microlifes as possible.

    • @sparkkirbspark510
      @sparkkirbspark510 9 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @jamesgrey13
      @jamesgrey13 8 лет назад +34

      +BUTTMUS
      I'm playing dodge the micromorts!

    • @sparkkirbspark510
      @sparkkirbspark510 8 лет назад +1

      Tony James Gilpin LOLOL THIS IS SO FUNNY!

    • @kewlbns69
      @kewlbns69 8 лет назад +38

      +BUTTMUS it's pointless to keep score...eventually we all lose. so whoever said it was right: it's not about wether you win or lose, it's how you play the game. ;)

    • @crazycommenter1128
      @crazycommenter1128 8 лет назад +3

      +BUTTMUS Wait, is someone controlling me with a SBOX 399?? O, he also controlls me to comment here LOL.

  • @SoupyFuck
    @SoupyFuck Год назад +92

    VSauce: “Thanks for being here”
    That, honestly, almost sent me to tears… I’ve been struggling for awhile, and things have been getting worse, so hearing that just made me realize I’m not done… I needed that

    • @super6070
      @super6070 Год назад +18

      we want you here :)

    • @brandonemerick1453
      @brandonemerick1453 5 месяцев назад +6

      Yes, thank you for being here. You are loved.❤

    • @dyingscarlet
      @dyingscarlet 3 месяца назад +6

      Stay alive. This is a threat.

  • @IndyStry
    @IndyStry 10 лет назад +215

    Reminds me of Philosoraptor's famous quote:
    "We avoid risks in our life so that we can make it safely to death."
    Such a goddamn powerful line.

    • @Sh4d0wQu33n
      @Sh4d0wQu33n 10 лет назад +5

      I really like this :) I may be wrong on this but when talking to a Buddhist friend she mentioned something about how Buddhists often teach that living requires dying - moving from potential to actuality necessarily requires sacrifice (which is opportunity cost in a nutshell I guess). So many people are so afraid of dying that they forget to live..

    • @alawixh
      @alawixh 10 лет назад

      Wow.

    • @Enthalpy--
      @Enthalpy-- 2 года назад

      What do you mean by 'safe death'

    • @cheshire1
      @cheshire1 2 года назад +1

      ​@@Sh4d0wQu33n Death has the ultimate opportunity cost. think of all the things you could do in life. You'll never be able to finish them all in an average lifetime. But who says it has to be this way? Wouldn't it be better if we could decide for ourselves whether we want to live on? I feel like "living requires dying" tells people to just accept this lying down.
      There is beauty in ephemeral things. That's why I want to see as many as possible without some illness or accident or "old age" cutting it short.

    • @Pyasa.shaitan
      @Pyasa.shaitan Год назад +1

      You need either MONEY or NOTHING TO LOOSE in order to take RISK.

  • @ninjaglare91
    @ninjaglare91 9 лет назад +570

    *mom sits down next to me to see what video I'm watching*
    Michael: Hey, Vsauce, Michael here!
    Mom: :)
    Michael: When will you die?
    Mom: ... *gets up and leaves*

    • @TheTheThe_
      @TheTheThe_ 9 лет назад +26

      LMFAO

    • @AnimsOnDemand
      @AnimsOnDemand 9 лет назад +7

      +Initiate LOL this is hilarious. I can almost see the immediate change of expression

    • @forestcuriousity
      @forestcuriousity 9 лет назад +11

      Seems very nice that your mother is interested enough to see what you were getting up to :)

    • @stxcxv
      @stxcxv 9 лет назад +26

      +xXkonnariSXx what porn are you watching son?

    • @rhiannonmarie7245
      @rhiannonmarie7245 7 лет назад +2

      OH MY gOd

  • @darcmatter7560
    @darcmatter7560 4 года назад +3945

    “You can’t predict how and when you die.”
    Looks like I’m about to make a major breakthrough in science.

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 4 года назад +269

      Took me a second to get it. I applaud you.

    • @JamesSmith-dn8lb
      @JamesSmith-dn8lb 4 года назад +219

      Plenty of people predicted how and when Epstein died though.

    • @CreativeNameSMH
      @CreativeNameSMH 4 года назад +81

      what if i were to hang myself at 3 AM

    • @danicaliforniaman
      @danicaliforniaman 4 года назад +29

      I read this as he said it

    • @mukeshbharti88
      @mukeshbharti88 4 года назад +10

      Night lights same absolutely same

  • @hypotheticalhany6752
    @hypotheticalhany6752 3 года назад +53

    Plot twist: he was saying that to a person he put in his fridge

  • @akshajfitness
    @akshajfitness 4 года назад +3021

    When he said, "1 out of 18500 people die due to cigarettes" I legit regretted starting to smoke. On my way to quit smoking now.

    • @Super-Shafs
      @Super-Shafs 4 года назад +177

      Good for you. Remember that your loved ones and everyone else reading your comment wants you to stop, and it's better for you in so many ways

    • @A_T216
      @A_T216 4 года назад +235

      Hope it's going well! Be proud of yourself for putting in the effort. :)

    • @angelmendez-rivera351
      @angelmendez-rivera351 4 года назад +125

      I'm proud of you. Making that decision can be very tough, but you went ahead and took the step. I'm four months late, but still

    • @Raulxz
      @Raulxz 4 года назад +136

      It was 1 every 18500 cigarette packs, so it’s even worse

    • @im70water93
      @im70water93 4 года назад +18

      I hope everything goes well👌

  • @likehat2729
    @likehat2729 5 лет назад +8182

    I love how casually brought up that you met Obama

    • @fadihhhh
      @fadihhhh 4 года назад +239

      IKR ...I was like ‘ you think that’s just normal ‘ 😂 lol

    • @jakoblindell4139
      @jakoblindell4139 4 года назад +386

      He straight up flexed on us

    • @Aptezo
      @Aptezo 4 года назад +66

      whats the music at 2:26

    • @kungaxel
      @kungaxel 4 года назад +64

      Haha one of the most corrupt and dishonest polititians in history

    • @paco9831
      @paco9831 4 года назад +26

      Axel oh yeah so corrupted not as bill Clinton that finished his presidency and suddenly became a billionaire because of business

  • @demven04
    @demven04 5 лет назад +5242

    2019, I'm still alive, you too, guys?

    • @sarcasm-83
      @sarcasm-83 5 лет назад +127

      Yep! Still going.
      In 2 months and 10 days, we've lost 1700 of the original viewers who were around here playing "first" when this was uploaded.
      **plays "Staying alive"**

    • @FloridaMan_roGUe4COD
      @FloridaMan_roGUe4COD 5 лет назад +10

      I’m still alive зуб внщжж фжщиу

    • @alawichops
      @alawichops 5 лет назад +138

      Sorry, I died

    • @IIIVI
      @IIIVI 5 лет назад +7

      Still going

    • @boomer3874
      @boomer3874 5 лет назад +11

      Dmitry Salnikov No.

  • @reinatr4848
    @reinatr4848 3 года назад +27

    4:45
    "Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."

  • @t-55am2b5
    @t-55am2b5 4 года назад +5243

    Fun fact: every time you watch a Vsauce video your chances of surviving until next year get lower

    • @DrlftySwlfty
      @DrlftySwlfty 3 года назад +46

      Cool

    • @emptyvoid7705
      @emptyvoid7705 3 года назад +208

      you have successfully scared off like 100 people from watching vsauce’s vids lol

    • @viperium6666
      @viperium6666 3 года назад +133

      *watches every vsauce video in a row*

    • @saulgoodmanKAZAKH
      @saulgoodmanKAZAKH 3 года назад +61

      "It's gonna be worth it"
      *speedruns Michael's whole career*

    • @Ebsul
      @Ebsul 3 года назад +15

      Time to watch all of them every day

  • @Caddicarus
    @Caddicarus 10 лет назад +3062

    Ah, good ol' Vsauce. Making me feel more puny and insignificant with every single God-damn clever upload.

    • @einsquared
      @einsquared 10 лет назад +38

      Oh hai Caddy.

    • @konkonkonkonkon
      @konkonkonkonkon 10 лет назад +38

      Caddy likes Vsauce!? Ahhh that makes me so happy!

    • @Liowen
      @Liowen 10 лет назад +27

      ***** Please don't say you are offended, that offends me.

    • @ThePhantomguy321
      @ThePhantomguy321 10 лет назад +13

      ***** Caddy swears all the time. Don't like it? Just leave.

    • @ChloeJohnson
      @ChloeJohnson 10 лет назад +5

      ***** firstly, there was no swears, secondly, it wasn't even aimed at you, thirdly, this is the freakin internet,expect swears and things you disagree with, if you get offended by swears don't touch the internet with a long ass poll!

  • @kaygabs3043
    @kaygabs3043 4 года назад +869

    Spy: "Kill me"
    Michael: "Later"

    • @KevinIsNice6984
      @KevinIsNice6984 3 года назад +62

      *but what is....Later?*
      *vsauce music intensifies*

    • @mazkuz9359
      @mazkuz9359 3 года назад +21

      Tf2 moment

    • @taboret3280
      @taboret3280 3 года назад +15

      "Time to practice some medicine"

    • @anormalusername
      @anormalusername 3 года назад +9

      @@taboret3280 ... Or is it? *vsauce music loud enough to cause ear distress*

    • @nathanmesser2124
      @nathanmesser2124 3 года назад +8

      Ribs grow back

  • @falkerwyscray9067
    @falkerwyscray9067 4 года назад +95

    0:02 when I've seen an over used meme a thousand times.

    • @tamastasi428
      @tamastasi428 3 года назад +9

      You just made an overused meme...

  • @C28-m9u
    @C28-m9u 5 лет назад +314

    2:20 i like how Michael is the only one without a tie, just sitting there being like, yeah you talkin

  • @sarcasm-83
    @sarcasm-83 6 лет назад +841

    I added this video to a playlist called "Watch in November 2059"

    • @pepebroccolo6728
      @pepebroccolo6728 5 лет назад +12

      good

    • @J80.
      @J80. 5 лет назад +10

      Good

    • @ratdoctor
      @ratdoctor 5 лет назад +10

      good

    • @shreyasl9870
      @shreyasl9870 5 лет назад +12

      Madlad

    • @Lauren-vf4ft
      @Lauren-vf4ft 5 лет назад +16

      I clicked on your channel to find it. It’s 11:30pm and I have to get up early tomorrow so thanks for the thumbnails

  • @cranberry7601
    @cranberry7601 7 лет назад +431

    Obama: "well hello everyone wait a minute where is Mich"--
    Michael: *comes up from under the desk "hey, vsauce, Michael here"

  • @Alessandro-tq9ed
    @Alessandro-tq9ed 4 года назад +113

    who’s still watching in 2059??
    updating this in 2059 if still alive

  • @aiber3303
    @aiber3303 6 лет назад +1319

    So I won’t live to see 4/20/2069 :(((

    • @SunGodAtomes
      @SunGodAtomes 6 лет назад +6

      fawaz algayeb Oh wow really?

    • @LaGuerre19
      @LaGuerre19 6 лет назад +111

      dude, every day is 4/20/69

    • @ratgod7886
      @ratgod7886 6 лет назад +6

      fawaz algayeb yes you will? April is before November

    • @vintruman4396
      @vintruman4396 6 лет назад +16

      it's 10 years after the date he said

    • @evita2464
      @evita2464 5 лет назад +3

      Bitch don't complain you got time buddy

  • @completelyaverageviewer
    @completelyaverageviewer 6 лет назад +755

    “YEAH! I’LL GRAB THE MUSTARD!”
    *opens fridge*
    “Hey Vsau-“
    *SLAM*

    • @jm56z43
      @jm56z43 4 года назад +15

      What kind of hell do you live in ?

    • @glagy
      @glagy 4 года назад +11

      What kind of purgatory do you live in ?

    • @ineedhealing792
      @ineedhealing792 4 года назад +7

      What kind of limbo do you live in ?

    • @ViratKohli-jj3wj
      @ViratKohli-jj3wj 4 года назад +9

      What kind of lemonade do you live in?

    • @existence.5806
      @existence.5806 4 года назад +10

      grab the mustard you custard

  • @owenbowen2222
    @owenbowen2222 4 года назад +481

    0:03 when a boss kills you the 60th time in a row

  • @ich4yan
    @ich4yan 3 года назад +22

    0:03 When you come home to see your brother finish a plate of nuggets by himself.

  • @iwonderhowlongicanmakethis5946
    @iwonderhowlongicanmakethis5946 9 лет назад +262

    Still alive, sorry for all who died.

    • @miles1779
      @miles1779 9 лет назад +17

      Lol ur username XD

    • @MrSaemichlaus
      @MrSaemichlaus 9 лет назад +9

      [Brain: Error 413] Request Entity Too Large - Out of memory. System shutting down ...

    • @popgil4704
      @popgil4704 9 лет назад +5

      Roberto Cossu IKR SO RANDUMB XD

    • @emily-eo2mi
      @emily-eo2mi 9 лет назад +1

      I'm alive not dead alive!!

    • @BuildingBandits
      @BuildingBandits 9 лет назад +1

      I wonder how long I can make this username, Seriously though this was Google's big "Improvement?" nice user name

  • @5851353
    @5851353 5 лет назад +4381

    R.I.P to the people who died that watched this video the year that came out :,( press F to pay respect

  • @zoltan1953
    @zoltan1953 6 лет назад +581

    Hey, Michael. Vsauce here. How do we learn language? I mean, obviously through exposure, experience, context, and things like that, but how do actually learn words and what they mean? The only way that we can define words is...with other words. So how did we even learn what a word is to begin with?

    • @bendahninga3025
      @bendahninga3025 6 лет назад +82

      *bUt wHat iS a MiChEAl?*

    • @loganleaderofthemadhouse605
      @loganleaderofthemadhouse605 6 лет назад +8

      Art.

    • @domib.3924
      @domib.3924 6 лет назад +54

      holding up an apple saying apple and then you learn to assosiate the word with other things that look like apples

    • @kristamelersimshow7213
      @kristamelersimshow7213 5 лет назад +6

      Mind blown

    • @mahmoudfarargy8362
      @mahmoudfarargy8362 5 лет назад +21

      Your theory is not true, we do not define a word by other words. The fact that we can define words especially when we first learn them is that we unconsciously used to make an image of every word in our mind to help us understand them, and then they transfer from our short-term memory into our long-term memory as we use them often. For example the word "apple" when we first learned this word, we used to put an image of an apple in our mind to recognize it, and we kept using it very often so it transferred into the long-term memory and became a spontaneous thing to define. Dictionaries contain explanations and paraphrases that help us forming that image more clearly not only to understand nouns but also verbs adjectives and adverbs.. Basically words are defined by usage, Hope that answers your question.

  • @giuseppecoppola315
    @giuseppecoppola315 3 года назад +9

    the death time and date gave me chills, out of all the people it could be anyone, it's just... hard to think

  • @kayzayai
    @kayzayai 4 года назад +218

    2:33 the words he says are nicely on beat with the music

  • @jampkin
    @jampkin 8 лет назад +353

    8 words into the video and I'm already having an existential crisis.

    • @qimengzhang8825
      @qimengzhang8825 5 лет назад

      @@datboyace13 yeah that's sad. but there goes a saying that not living a life to the fullest is sadder

    • @bangi69xd36
      @bangi69xd36 3 года назад

      @@qimengzhang8825 gib point and I won't be sad
      Happiness is nothing but bunch of hormones and neuron's, there might be feelings that we don't know that exists

    • @bangi69xd36
      @bangi69xd36 3 года назад

      @@qimengzhang8825 live for what
      For fun? What is fun it's just something in the brain that makes us keep going and have an infinite chain

  • @kevinstark1938
    @kevinstark1938 7 лет назад +141

    I thought this video would turn me into a master strategist, but I left with an existential crisis

  • @Hunar1997
    @Hunar1997 3 года назад +20

    3:10 I just noticed it, his left mustache is thinner

  • @RocKnMetaL97
    @RocKnMetaL97 6 лет назад +571

    It feels so good to re-watch old vsauce videos ❤

    • @ivang3021
      @ivang3021 6 лет назад +9

      I do that alot

    • @anthonybowman3423
      @anthonybowman3423 5 лет назад

      @@ivang3021 I never do.

    • @strohhalm1326
      @strohhalm1326 5 лет назад +3

      @@anthonybowman3423 yet somehow you ended up here. Fail

    • @anthonybowman3423
      @anthonybowman3423 5 лет назад +1

      @@strohhalm1326 I just don't get to see most videos as they come out. Got a huge backlog of stuff I can enjoy when I have time. Which is nice.

    • @kealysevidal4746
      @kealysevidal4746 5 лет назад +1

      Are you dead?

  • @16yearoldwhiteboy
    @16yearoldwhiteboy 9 лет назад +145

    I just wanted to say thanks.. You really opened my mind, seriously. For example I never thought about how we over-exaggerate times in our lives and just call them the "good ole days" when they may or may not have actually been as good as we make them seem and forget the bad things (or vice versa). Like being a young kid. Sure it was great, no job and stuff, but really so what? As a kid you have to deal with hard homework, mean kids or teachers at school, nightmares, always having to do what older people said, and going to bed early which I hated. But we forget about how bad those things were as if it wasn't serious, because its not serious now. But it was serious to you then as much as the things you worry about now. Never thought about it like that.

    • @abbiaca-3288
      @abbiaca-3288 9 лет назад +10

      Thai is the best comment here because you not
      1. spam
      2. quoting the video
      and other things

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 8 лет назад +4

      +Chris Koro I can't like this comment enough.

  • @LnPPersonified
    @LnPPersonified 9 лет назад +312

    Still alive, bitches!
    Been waiting a year to post that.

  • @TheSquadOFtwo
    @TheSquadOFtwo 3 года назад +8

    Watching vsauce brings back a fantastic feeling of nostalgia, I love coming back to these videos

  • @EugeneAyindolmah
    @EugeneAyindolmah 5 лет назад +557

    Just remember that the 20 micromorts from bicycling are canceled by the microlives of physical activity

    • @kaneseitz9842
      @kaneseitz9842 5 лет назад +8

      Eugene Balfour yeah I don’t think it makes that much sense to me lol. My dad Smokes 3 packs of cigarettes a day( and used to smoke more) for around 40 years now. And he is 60 years old.

    • @python9657
      @python9657 5 лет назад +88

      @@kaneseitz9842 life is uncertain,just because something increases the risk doesnt mean that it if definite

    • @pixyl4415
      @pixyl4415 4 года назад +44

      @@kaneseitz9842 Smoking just increases your chances of dying. By a lot though.

    • @gram.
      @gram. 4 года назад +10

      Fucking cyclists

    • @lombaxjcd
      @lombaxjcd 4 года назад

      Dass PEMDAS

  • @thegoldenllama8787
    @thegoldenllama8787 7 лет назад +163

    "Hey! Vsauce, Michael here:)"
    "When will you die?"
    Me: That's.. not very nice:(

    • @MrHabbodaxter
      @MrHabbodaxter 7 лет назад +7

      Heart-breaker

    • @achyuththouta6957
      @achyuththouta6957 5 лет назад

      @Earth, Our home. That was a pathetic comment don't you think."we're all terrible creatures which ruin earth". Who the hell gave us brains to ruin earth? Who made us so smart? Whoever made us smart is the one who is truly responsible for ruining earth. Humans are completely innocent

  • @CubsYT
    @CubsYT 4 года назад +360

    2:13
    me: instantly looks at obama
    him: *here's a photo of me and my favorite youtube creators*
    me: wait a damn minute

  • @god9687
    @god9687 2 года назад +4

    Then it dawns on you: “Of course, I’m risk. I am consciousness. I am imagining myself. I am whatever I conceive myself to be because there is nothing outside my endless Mind.”

  • @rustyblade9366
    @rustyblade9366 9 лет назад +326

    i plan to live to 110 years old. then, at that age, my last words will be: *told you so*. then i'll go out with a smile.

  • @lizziedoesthings1450
    @lizziedoesthings1450 5 лет назад +180

    5:41
    Every 6 miles you travel in a motorcycle........or CANOE

    • @awesomemantroll1088
      @awesomemantroll1088 4 года назад +9

      A death by motorcycle is sensational and exotic, while flipping a canoe is a boring death.
      That's bias for ya.

    • @Aptezo
      @Aptezo 4 года назад

      whats the music at 2:26

    • @Aptezo
      @Aptezo 3 года назад

      @Luan Ventura ye ill send it to you

    • @Aptezo
      @Aptezo 3 года назад

      @Luan Ventura ruclips.net/video/Gi1H51xpdvw/видео.html

  • @siva2727
    @siva2727 6 лет назад +2539

    I'm dead inside, does that count?

  • @Talk666
    @Talk666 2 года назад +6

    "morbidly"
    Damn he predicted future

  • @isthisthekrustykrab863
    @isthisthekrustykrab863 8 лет назад +241

    My last words are going to be "I left the million dollars in the-"
    "Just kidding Ritchie I'm poor."

    • @tpat5420
      @tpat5420 8 лет назад +1

      +Kaykaymuffins Muffinz! (Smurfna) : NOOOOOOOOO

    • @prumchhangsreng979
      @prumchhangsreng979 8 лет назад

      +Kaykaymuffins Muffinz! (Smurfna) wow so original

    • @redcape2184
      @redcape2184 8 лет назад +10

      And then they'll literally call all medics prayers what ever to heal you,then by some way you actually don't die...
      And then you're like...
      GET PRANKED BIATCHES!

    • @adammartinelli8274
      @adammartinelli8274 8 лет назад +7

      Mine are gonna be "Eureka! It's so simple:"

    • @LUD1666
      @LUD1666 8 лет назад

      You forgot that you gave me a small loan of a mil-

  • @AllHailZeppelin
    @AllHailZeppelin 4 года назад +120

    I love Wald’s solution: “Okay, you know that thing you’re doing? Do the exact opposite”

  • @sammalla5238
    @sammalla5238 7 лет назад +401

    That was the most depressing start to a Vsauce video ever !

  • @leeyenherngcalebpeircess6121
    @leeyenherngcalebpeircess6121 2 года назад +1

    1:50 I'm now imagining sitting next to some who is smoking and suddenly their head combusts and deafens me in the process

  • @Mayorfoxia82
    @Mayorfoxia82 5 лет назад +2655

    15 year olds in 2059:
    no
    i didnt even make a joke yet this stpuid comment somehow got 2 thousand likes

  • @OrionUbe
    @OrionUbe 6 лет назад +520

    Im literally watching at 8:42 a.m. on November 28th, 2017. 42 more years to go yaaay :D

  • @felixroux
    @felixroux 4 года назад +327

    "we underestimate the likelihood that bad things will happen to us"
    Anxiety: am I a joke to you?

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 2 года назад +17

      Guess that's why they're called "neurotypicals" and the rest of us are called "divergent," I haven't felt confident in my ability to live past 50 once in the past 6 years

    • @planetxtraa
      @planetxtraa 2 года назад +4

      @@quantumblauthor7300 same.

    • @aequus2196
      @aequus2196 2 года назад +1

      kijetesantakalu!

    • @LeeSpork
      @LeeSpork 10 месяцев назад

      Wish it were

  • @infoalirizaburki
    @infoalirizaburki 2 года назад +2

    Fun fact: This video has been uploaded 8 years ago( as in 2022), got 8 million views and it's duration is also 8 minutes.
    What a coincidence!

  • @pnukup91
    @pnukup91 10 лет назад +67

    if a pregnant woman was sent into space and a baby was born in space, would it be considered an extra terrestrial life?

    • @FranconianVipers
      @FranconianVipers 10 лет назад

      I think yes. Considering that "extra terrestrial" comes from the Latin language meaning out of earth or away from earth :)

    • @Okuni_
      @Okuni_ 10 лет назад

      boom

    • @pnukup91
      @pnukup91 10 лет назад +1

      *****
      but what if conception happened in space?
      how would the fetus develop in near zero gravity, if at all?
      it all fascinating things to think about.
      i guess it probably wouldn't be able to happen though, since it wouldn't be able to develop any kind of bone or skeleton structures.

    • @ivirjohn
      @ivirjohn 10 лет назад

      if a pregnant woman was sent to Mars and a baby was born there, would it be considered a Martian?

    • @MrJakeypoo5000
      @MrJakeypoo5000 10 лет назад

      Oh man. I'm not sure. It's still human so I don't think so.

  • @WilliamGilbert_KSP_Player
    @WilliamGilbert_KSP_Player 9 лет назад +259

    That beginning was very dark...

    • @daniellee6912
      @daniellee6912 9 лет назад +37

      all of his videos are dark in some way

    • @davidgarethson22
      @davidgarethson22 9 лет назад +5

      Kirbal space progrim

    • @kingsk0133
      @kingsk0133 9 лет назад

      I know. It kinda scared me. But then again, i'm not over the age of 15...

    • @user-tx2ql7yv5o
      @user-tx2ql7yv5o 9 лет назад

      :T barley..

    • @Oddie99000
      @Oddie99000 9 лет назад +5

      +William Gilbert just buy a lamp m8

  • @TheFizio
    @TheFizio 9 лет назад +102

    *at the start of the video*
    *Michael opens a fridge*
    "Hey, Vsauce, Michael here. When will you die?"
    Dude, that escalated quickly.

  • @CravensBen
    @CravensBen 3 года назад +4

    Truly some of the best content on the internet.

  • @BlazerStone
    @BlazerStone 9 лет назад +241

    How does this guy not have a show on discovery channel or something? Wait... DOES HE?!?!

    • @kennethnguyen8355
      @kennethnguyen8355 9 лет назад

      +Nikola Elitsov How? michael is awesome :'D

    • @BlazerStone
      @BlazerStone 9 лет назад +7

      ***** I did not know that, interesting. I learn much more watching his videos than I learn from attending college classes. Do you know what he does at Google?

    • @justin9774
      @justin9774 9 лет назад +9

      +david stone youtube

    • @billyhatcher643
      @billyhatcher643 8 лет назад +1

      +Jared McCray i thought he lived in america cause he doesnt have an accent

    • @malcomwarren7949
      @malcomwarren7949 8 лет назад

      +david stone Because cable is the past. And apparently you still live in it.

  • @lanceognibene629
    @lanceognibene629 7 лет назад +175

    .....or canoe

  • @RobtheKing7
    @RobtheKing7 8 лет назад +231

    RIP the 680 people who watched this 2 years ago

    • @Velossitee
      @Velossitee 8 лет назад +3

      You read my mind 2 weeks ago...are you psychic?

    • @SAMAKUS
      @SAMAKUS 8 лет назад +20

      That's not how it works :/

    • @Snoigel
      @Snoigel 7 лет назад

      what?

    • @breppapig559
      @breppapig559 7 лет назад +1

      SAMAKUSgamer it rises exponentially.

    • @nascimentogx
      @nascimentogx 7 лет назад +1

      Are you still alive bro ?

  • @cubescubed5473
    @cubescubed5473 3 года назад +7

    This video lasted the exact time I needed to eat my chicken and bacon wraps, thanks Micheal

  • @tammasdexter4291
    @tammasdexter4291 7 лет назад +128

    6:56 most accurate representation of giving birth ever

  • @tananhurley5869
    @tananhurley5869 7 лет назад +140

    Who's still alive from when the video was first posted?

  • @Edinja123
    @Edinja123 10 лет назад +68

    so guys... one of us wont live next year, doesnt that feel great to hear ! well you're still the best youtuber out there

    • @profilutennavn
      @profilutennavn 10 лет назад +15

      with my luck probably me

    • @brunoverasferreira6263
      @brunoverasferreira6263 10 лет назад +8

      profilutennavn
      Well, with that kind of attitude... =/

    • @Re_Kitty
      @Re_Kitty 10 лет назад +1

      Bruno Veras Ferreira with that attitude, probably, completely does not affect anything

    • @thefryingpan24
      @thefryingpan24 10 лет назад

      Re I remember you commenting on a Good Mythical Morning episode.

    • @ExperimentsEra
      @ExperimentsEra 10 лет назад

      he really is

  • @gray.wesley
    @gray.wesley 3 года назад +7

    2:33 (look at his hand) i'm still waiting for vsauce's "how to go back to monke" video so i can get ape hands like those godly mitts

  • @siva2727
    @siva2727 6 лет назад +613

    Have you about the tragedy of Abraham wald . Ironic , he could save others from dying but not himself

    • @SentayhuSisay
      @SentayhuSisay 6 лет назад +19

      Captain Deadpool Love the low key Star Wars jokes

    • @walterman3958
      @walterman3958 5 лет назад

      E

    • @0x5af
      @0x5af 5 лет назад +14

      @unacceptable lemon not from a jedi

    • @madcowboy5700
      @madcowboy5700 5 лет назад +4

      Its over anakin

    • @ptripathy
      @ptripathy 5 лет назад +4

      I have the High ground

  • @Ratsaaja
    @Ratsaaja 10 лет назад +76

    2:18 You met Obama? O_o Wow...

  • @danieldennehy3578
    @danieldennehy3578 5 лет назад +155

    “Everybody was born on Earth so far”
    Or were they?!

    • @izzy-artmusicvlogs1234
      @izzy-artmusicvlogs1234 4 года назад

      Your profile pic looks kinda like Michael, are you that guy from the video who went to Singapore?

    • @IABITVpresents
      @IABITVpresents 4 года назад

      Elon Musk was born on Mars, then invented time travel, and converted into human form in his actual human birth year.

    • @1986DarkStalker
      @1986DarkStalker 4 года назад

      Nice likes

  • @hannahrosa9264
    @hannahrosa9264 3 года назад +1

    me: go on youtube to not have existential crisis and fear of death before I go to sleep
    vsauce: oh no you don't

  • @Volound
    @Volound 10 лет назад +42

    "over-exaggerate" is a pleonasm.
    the more you know.

    • @JoeCooper1994
      @JoeCooper1994 10 лет назад +1

      I've been looking for that word for an entire month to properly label the term "true fact".
      Thank you.

    • @Volound
      @Volound 10 лет назад +2

      Joe Cooper also of interest may be the word "tautology". a pleonasm is a specific kind of tautology.

    • @phynos8936
      @phynos8936 10 лет назад +1

      Thanks, you taught me a new word. I enjoy this type of thing in the comment section of youtube.

    • @Volound
      @Volound 10 лет назад

      The Dead Console i.imgur.com/eg207aw.png

    • @vurpo7080
      @vurpo7080 5 лет назад +1

      Overexaggeration doesn't mean the same as exaggeration. Overexaggeration means exaggerating too much.

  • @Arthur-fs5vl
    @Arthur-fs5vl 4 года назад +69

    Watching his eyebrows moving is so cool

  • @CreamAle
    @CreamAle 10 лет назад +87

    some dude who travels strictly by canoeing is a death defying hardcore dude...

    • @Slanghappy
      @Slanghappy 10 лет назад +4

      thnx :D

    • @headinthecloudsful
      @headinthecloudsful 10 лет назад

      Hahahahahahahahahahahaha well said

    • @CreamAle
      @CreamAle 10 лет назад

      ***** by saying "guy, man, person, etc" would've had the same effect.

    • @CreamAle
      @CreamAle 10 лет назад +2

      ***** what the fuck is wrong with you?

  • @MT-od6by
    @MT-od6by 3 года назад +6

    “You can’t predict how and when you die.”
    Suicidal people: No

  • @andreaambroggi6728
    @andreaambroggi6728 9 лет назад +151

    340 people that watch this video this week will die before next year.
    I am gonna share this video as much as i can so i will reduce my chances to die. Will it work?

    • @willvo9530
      @willvo9530 9 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @ykg8992
      @ykg8992 9 лет назад +6

      you share video the odds get spread kill more people

    • @kdown74
      @kdown74 9 лет назад

      yk g not at all the video doesn't make it any more or less likely those 340+ some people die and so do everyone els who would die before the next year

    • @kamicam2988
      @kamicam2988 9 лет назад +4

      lol i love this question

    • @mytube25988
      @mytube25988 9 лет назад +3

      Sure =^) . That's how it works >_>

  • @bacontf2
    @bacontf2 10 лет назад +34

    Michael: 'Hmm, where can I put my camera today?
    Oh, I know, the microwave.'

  • @ntwede
    @ntwede 10 лет назад +51

    Birthdays are the best way to increase your life. Scientists have proven that the more birthdays a person has, the longer they live.

  • @user-pr6ed3ri2k
    @user-pr6ed3ri2k 2 года назад +5

    4:02 omg that makes sense survivorship bias i get it

  • @asuicidemachine
    @asuicidemachine 10 лет назад +24

    The Vsauce videos about death really get to me. Death is a subject I think about a lot & fear an equal amount of time. These facts & relations to my mortality grab me & are the biggest things that make me listen & reflect.
    Vsauce has such immense power.

    • @venicec3310
      @venicec3310 Год назад

      Read the denial the death

    • @asuicidemachine
      @asuicidemachine Год назад +1

      @@venicec3310 Wow, this was quite a while ago. I've since read The Denial of Death, and another that was in the same vein, very much leaning on and referencing Becker's work, was The Worm at the Core. It's still a tough road, but we are all on it together. ❤️ Be well.

    • @venicec3310
      @venicec3310 Год назад +1

      @@asuicidemachine interesting havent checked that one out yet gonna have to. Didnt even know this comment was 8 years old haha take care brother

  • @_Super_Hans_
    @_Super_Hans_ 10 лет назад +58

    So laying on my bed watching VSauce is giving me negative microlives...I always new RUclips would kill me eventually.

    • @hotxh4rd
      @hotxh4rd 10 лет назад +8

      knew*

    • @Kakaret24
      @Kakaret24 10 лет назад +1

      OIS
      You know he doesn't have time to waste micro lives on you

    • @gabenvandenbrink9114
      @gabenvandenbrink9114 10 лет назад

      OIS hahahaha oh come on

  • @Sfoof
    @Sfoof 4 года назад +70

    Normal people: OMG I TOTALLY SAW BARACK ONAMA HE LOOKED AT ME OOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAA
    Michael: casually talks about meeting with Obama

    • @mrrealnobody4382
      @mrrealnobody4382 3 года назад +2

      Ikr

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 2 года назад

      Paul Ryan walked past a restaurant I was in once and I started choking on my steak, not out of shock- I was in DC, of course he'd be there- but rather because Paul Ryan has an aura that makes you choke on your steak.

    • @omegatone4557
      @omegatone4557 2 года назад

      onama

  • @shehateTD
    @shehateTD Год назад +8

    2023 still kicking, still addicted to Vsauce videos. who else?

  • @joncatlin1020
    @joncatlin1020 8 лет назад +843

    its wierd how his mustache is a little bit thicker right under his nostrils

    • @mitchellkelly241
      @mitchellkelly241 8 лет назад +3

      Lol

    • @poopyjoe7883
      @poopyjoe7883 8 лет назад +32

      I was reading the comments just so that I didn't have to look at that

    • @nametagg0574
      @nametagg0574 8 лет назад +8

      his right side is thicker then the rest of the stashe.

    • @deborah9541
      @deborah9541 8 лет назад +10

      Just makes him all the more gorgeous..

    • @ballziac
      @ballziac 8 лет назад +20

      That's all I could focus on: the undercover hitler stache

  • @DubstepFromGod
    @DubstepFromGod 10 лет назад +91

    Your mustache look so weird in this video I couldn't stop staring at it the entire time.

    • @Elworius
      @Elworius 10 лет назад +9

      And I thought that I was the only one doing that ;D

    • @Smidgeon123
      @Smidgeon123 10 лет назад

      Can I... Can I... well.. touch....your beard?

    • @Smidgeon123
      @Smidgeon123 10 лет назад

      Finlay Nugent *moustache

    • @Storm_RangerX
      @Storm_RangerX 10 лет назад

      I KNOW RIGHT?

    • @Ps3COD4Fan
      @Ps3COD4Fan 10 лет назад +5

      *It was such a risk.*

  • @GerikDT
    @GerikDT 10 лет назад +190

    I want to be the first one born in outer spac- oh, wait...

  • @nagarjunkashyap5987
    @nagarjunkashyap5987 3 года назад +4

    I'm watching 7 years later and I can confirm, I'm still alive. Thanks for the concern.

  • @chinmaymahamuni6820
    @chinmaymahamuni6820 4 года назад +37

    I just love the way he subtly passes down a good message at the end of each of his video. Great work. Great video

  • @MegaMementoMori
    @MegaMementoMori 10 лет назад +94

    "You can't predict how and when you will die" - "Yes, I can" - *gets out a shotgun, points to his head and pulls the tri ,.,.,
    ,.,.,.,
    ,.,.,

    • @ZVEKOfficial
      @ZVEKOfficial 10 лет назад +29

      Apparently , you still got to click the post button before you died. Lucky you !

    • @MegaMementoMori
      @MegaMementoMori 10 лет назад +30

      *****
      Even better, I programmed the computer to like certain comments and answer them -_-

    • @ZVEKOfficial
      @ZVEKOfficial 10 лет назад +18

      Good for you then

    • @MegaMementoMori
      @MegaMementoMori 10 лет назад +35

      ***** Not especially, since I am dead :(

    • @matrixphijr
      @matrixphijr 10 лет назад +17

      There's actually a (pretty creepy) technology that would allow Facebook to continue posting for you after you die. It would create some kind of algorithm that would enable it to take on your "personality" based on all your FB activity, and then when turned on, would basically act like you even after you die.

  • @SupplySideJesus
    @SupplySideJesus 8 лет назад +84

    0:30 hell yeah, that's my birthday. let's go.

  • @jamescb
    @jamescb Год назад +3

    20 minutes of exercise gets you 60 minutes of life...
    So that's how immortality works.

  • @colinorourke
    @colinorourke 4 года назад +60

    R.I.P. the 2040 people who died from Michael making sure his math was right these past 6 years😪

  • @sangria-margarita
    @sangria-margarita 5 лет назад +511

    Michael Stevens for President 2024!

    • @brandonb9452
      @brandonb9452 5 лет назад +41

      Il Y Aura Du Soleil Why not 2020. He would be way better than mr trump

    • @lorimccants3139
      @lorimccants3139 5 лет назад +11

      Brandy Ellis
      no

    • @juliuskingsley4434
      @juliuskingsley4434 5 лет назад +12

      @@brandonb9452 because Trump is gonna win no matter what

    • @brandonb9452
      @brandonb9452 5 лет назад +19

      The Federal Bureau of Investigation Okay. I’m Canadian so I don’t care.
      Except the worldwide negative effects president dump has caused at a social, political, environmental, and some economic levels. But I’m Canadian so I don’t care which party wins. As long as they’re a stable genius

    • @juliuskingsley4434
      @juliuskingsley4434 5 лет назад +4

      @@brandonb9452 😂

  • @sethchristian4002
    @sethchristian4002 8 лет назад +397

    He met the president. That's amazing.

    • @channeycash2609
      @channeycash2609 8 лет назад +16

      Why not? It's not surprising, he's big enough to be known by the president as well.

    • @dakota7975
      @dakota7975 8 лет назад +4

      uhh never said that i just basicly said obama is not the best we will never have a presient as big as lincon...i guess i was not thinking when i post that thx for reminding me of that

    • @noahp7587
      @noahp7587 7 лет назад +1

      Vsauce/Toby Fox I WANNA BE YOU

    • @jeremykaleschenkoikov6993
      @jeremykaleschenkoikov6993 7 лет назад

      lols

    • @darkwood_8224
      @darkwood_8224 7 лет назад +4

      The Mythbusters also met Obama...

  • @jordanr.2120
    @jordanr.2120 3 года назад +2

    "We underestimate the likelihood that bad things will happen to us." I see someone's never had anxiety