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  • Опубликовано: 1 фев 2025

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  • @lipman19
    @lipman19 6 лет назад +6702

    I can't imagine being told that I am trapped on the moon and my only two options are starvation or suicide. That is an extremely chilling thought.

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 6 лет назад +813

      I'd just jump off of the Moon and fly through Space and crash into the Earth.

    • @thesandwich7510
      @thesandwich7510 6 лет назад +180

      @@CerealExperimentsMizuki you would starve, waayyy before you'd ever hit earth

    • @AdfasSSBM
      @AdfasSSBM 6 лет назад +406

      @@thesandwich7510 r/woooosh

    • @ex_materia
      @ex_materia 5 лет назад +372

      I would probably take the time to think back on my life remembering all the happy moments until the oxygen tank runs out.

    • @YeetusDeletus67
      @YeetusDeletus67 5 лет назад +187

      I’d hold my friends hand while on the moon....and watch beautiful earth, thinking of my family and knowing with certainty that my body would be recovered, just space out

  • @panks787
    @panks787 9 лет назад +17627

    man that radio warning is horrific

    • @tj861
      @tj861 9 лет назад +126

      +Shiny Charzaird IKR

    • @UndergroundDev
      @UndergroundDev 9 лет назад +668

      +Shiny Charzaird I had a dream about it really happening
      you tell me whats scary

    • @somecrazdude2412
      @somecrazdude2412 9 лет назад +571

      Same here. I had the same type of dream a few nights ago. Where I died for like 10 minutes them woke up. Dreams can be fucked up.

    • @panks787
      @panks787 9 лет назад +71

      +SomeCraZDude *shivvers*

    • @tellemking4507
      @tellemking4507 9 лет назад +284

      They're called nightmares lol

  • @swarnimvajpai6373
    @swarnimvajpai6373 4 года назад +15242

    When you're sad about not being able to see a rocket launch so you make a whole video comforting yourself:

  • @shan8130
    @shan8130 7 месяцев назад +157

    During the panic with North Korea in the US in like 2019, I asleep watching RUclips with autoplay on. I woke up to this video while the EAS screen explaining the nuclear missile threat was playing. I freaked out and started sobbing, calling for my mom upstairs.
    Then I saw Michael’s face pop up and I’ve never been more relieved and absolutely furious in my entire life.

    • @Issac-ff2ec
      @Issac-ff2ec 2 месяца назад +10

      I am dying. oh my. you remembered your entire life in a matter of seconds

    • @giuseppeagresta1425
      @giuseppeagresta1425 Месяц назад +3

      That sounds traumatizing but, honestly, also kind of hilarious...

    • @aurelia8028
      @aurelia8028 Месяц назад +1

      Nice story bro

    • @orionskittles
      @orionskittles Месяц назад +1

      real tbh. i'd do the same

    • @Affirm1717
      @Affirm1717 Месяц назад +1

      lol

  • @PTNLemay
    @PTNLemay 5 лет назад +3041

    "Sir, the launch had to be cancelled."
    "Impossible! I made sure they used comic sans this time."

    • @appleonfire3991
      @appleonfire3991 5 лет назад +24

      Why did I read that last part like Sarge from Red Vs Blue?

    • @thor10001
      @thor10001 4 года назад +38

      *Cosmic Sans

    • @kaleymcquinn7904
      @kaleymcquinn7904 4 года назад +3

      Thór I think that’s the joke, we all heard him say comic sans when really he said cosmic sans

    • @weather9405
      @weather9405 4 года назад +11

      I think this whole video, is just micheal complainning that he didn't get to watch the rocket launch.

    • @seriall1337
      @seriall1337 4 года назад +2

      His joke but worse.

  • @Neerus2007
    @Neerus2007 5 лет назад +3981

    The ambience of that emergency broadcast was spine chilling

  • @tylergodfrey312
    @tylergodfrey312 5 лет назад +12278

    “Stand by for a message from the president of the United States.”
    *Hey! Vsauce! Michael here*

  • @bernlack
    @bernlack Год назад +785

    6:24 I love falling asleep to vsauce, but waking up can be the most anxiety inducing panic causing shit. Jesus Christ.

    • @Urdahlcoaching
      @Urdahlcoaching 9 месяцев назад +36

      I literally am naming a playlist called without if lmaooo

    • @raybeetle
      @raybeetle 9 месяцев назад +19

      @@UrdahlcoachingYou never made it

    • @shan8130
      @shan8130 7 месяцев назад +7

      I went through the same exact thing with this video playing in my TV during the North Korea panic in 2019. Michael’s face was both relieving and absolutely infuriating, never been more panicked in my entire life

    • @nayonazirov7863
      @nayonazirov7863 7 месяцев назад +3

      i thot i was the only one that listened to vsauce while i sleep specifically the older onesss goodnight and stay right

    • @Shrimp-ov8jz
      @Shrimp-ov8jz 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Urdahlcoachingstill waiting on the playlist

  • @sadboitimes9012
    @sadboitimes9012 8 лет назад +2446

    The moon disaster speech is the most haunting thing I have ever heard.

  • @editingeek
    @editingeek 4 года назад +7824

    I don’t know what was more eerie. The emergency broadcast or the speech about the moon.

    • @glovepro1256
      @glovepro1256 4 года назад +520

      I would say both. The emergency broadcast really is chilling and is probably a couple million times worse to happen for real but the moon speech is so unimaginably tremendous, profound and literally unmatched in historical significance that I can’t pick.

    • @niranjanrajesh8339
      @niranjanrajesh8339 4 года назад +243

      both are bone chilling,but in different ways. The first one is horrible but you still have hope for life,hope that you can escape. The second one is,as the person above me described, "profound". Knowing that the systems have failed and that youre going to die on the moon,while looking at our beautiful planet. Its beautiful and awe inspiring.

    • @idkanameforthis
      @idkanameforthis 4 года назад +2

      GIVE ME HATE on my videos ... fffffffffffffffff

    • @adityamathur6938
      @adityamathur6938 3 года назад +130

      @@niranjanrajesh8339 totally agree. the part when he said that they would either have to starve to death or commit suicide on the moon hurt the most

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 3 года назад +30

      Now play the emergency broadcast from other countries; compare and contrast. This way, people of other countries can also feel the eeriness of it.

  • @noarsopi5104
    @noarsopi5104 5 лет назад +6388

    When you pause the Emergency Alert System but you still hear the sirens

    • @thnsis.983
      @thnsis.983 5 лет назад +273

      Hol up

    • @metalgearfox2288
      @metalgearfox2288 4 года назад +78

      Take cover cus it bout to get heated in here...ohhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

    • @Road_Work_Ahead
      @Road_Work_Ahead 4 года назад +156

      The sirens in my town go off at least once a week for several minutes to upwards of an hour. No one really knows why but now if it really was an emergency, no one would pay it any mind

    • @leon-efl3730
      @leon-efl3730 4 года назад +46

      Something is wrong i can feel it

    • @danielpatrei8296
      @danielpatrei8296 4 года назад +7

      copied from another vid

  • @akshaysk-pn2wq
    @akshaysk-pn2wq Год назад +126

    The emergency alert gave me shivers and I really hope no government anywhere in the world will need to broadcast that… ever.

    • @Furbzryt
      @Furbzryt Год назад

      Nuclear war is inevitable!

    • @Desert_guy
      @Desert_guy 8 месяцев назад +3

      Too late for Japan

    • @vyzxc
      @vyzxc 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@Desert_guy bro

    • @lolbots
      @lolbots 2 месяца назад

      with trump in office, we're good for 4 years at least

  • @DepthUnchecked
    @DepthUnchecked 4 года назад +4418

    6:47 “Stand by for a message from the president of the United States.”
    *Michael pops up*

    • @jcktmn
      @jcktmn 4 года назад +57

      i didnt notice that

    • @johnpantle373
      @johnpantle373 4 года назад +14

      @@jcktmn lol right

    • @ryzenxp6932
      @ryzenxp6932 4 года назад +4

      Duck

    • @lolitechk
      @lolitechk 4 года назад +73

      Coincidence?i think not
      Michael for president 2020

    • @AnimatronIsHere
      @AnimatronIsHere 4 года назад +11

      knew it was him the whole time.

  • @Formerfuego
    @Formerfuego 6 лет назад +23624

    Only Vsauce can get 10M views with the title ‘If’.

    • @ThailandWaifu
      @ThailandWaifu 6 лет назад +105

      Andrew X true xd

    • @jhinabloomingflower807
      @jhinabloomingflower807 6 лет назад +38

      Andrew X 10,6M views man....

    • @Anklejbiter
      @Anklejbiter 6 лет назад +240

      and then there's the brachistochrone- Only Vsauce can reach top #2 on trending with a thumbnail that IS LITERALLY JUST A LINE ON A BLACK BACKGROUND

    • @ghengiskim3100
      @ghengiskim3100 6 лет назад +39

      Pewdi-

    • @koYyn
      @koYyn 6 лет назад +168

      Vsauce is one prime example of getting views cause of good content and no real clickbait. His ability to explain and compress science with ease is a true talent .🙂

  • @katgor42
    @katgor42 4 года назад +4767

    Michel: Is pissed off because he didn't see the launch.
    Also Michel: *Starts speaking about our mortality, cataclysmic events, uncertainty, nuclear war, and a cold sad and long death of the first humans on the moon*

  • @tiktokbad6988
    @tiktokbad6988 2 года назад +360

    the last line of the speech he read was a reference to the poem "The Soldier" by Rupert Brooke, which means that the people who wrote this believed that the space race was as real as WWI
    "If I should die think only this of me, that there's some corner of a foreign field that is forever England."

  • @inkaz2133
    @inkaz2133 5 лет назад +2558

    I feel like this is a personal rant on him being angry cause he didn’t get to see the rocket launch while he was there.

  • @smile--
    @smile-- 3 года назад +7868

    The fact that the rocket scientists were using Comic Sans still shakes me to this day

    • @guidetoanything
      @guidetoanything 3 года назад +482

      I read once that it is very distinguishable for dyslexic people, so probably it is used so that more people can read it easily and quickly.

    • @冬-01
      @冬-01 3 года назад +87

      i know several of my science professors who use comic sans for their course material
      (ಥ_ಥ)

    • @thatpoorlonelyguywhonobody2143
      @thatpoorlonelyguywhonobody2143 3 года назад +95

      Because sans the funny skeleton guy, haha

    • @Lazy_Jay898
      @Lazy_Jay898 3 года назад +28

      Sans the skeleton (idk if u know this) likes science

    • @KamesJerr
      @KamesJerr 2 года назад +117

      More like cosmic sans

  • @onesmileybaldy8303
    @onesmileybaldy8303 4 года назад +5003

    Everyone gangsta until the radio warning plays twice

  • @666_cthulhu
    @666_cthulhu 2 года назад +276

    6:07 jesus…this actually made me feel physically ill. i started tearing up when i heard this alert even though i knew it wasn’t real. fucking wild how much of an impact a sound can have when you’ve been conditioned to expect bad things to happen when you hear it.

    • @Tanquavioousdingleberry
      @Tanquavioousdingleberry Год назад +23

      Terrifying asf

    • @guitarmaniac004
      @guitarmaniac004 Год назад +51

      I fell asleep to this video last night and was woken up by that terrifying sound. I legitimately thought I was going to be nuked got a fee seconds before realising I'm not even from the US

    • @666_cthulhu
      @666_cthulhu Год назад +18

      @@guitarmaniac004 right?! it’s such a naturally terrifying sound 😭

    • @oreiller4184
      @oreiller4184 7 месяцев назад +4

      I'm not american and thus have never heard this EAS in real conditions. Yet the first times I heard it I was terrified. I don't find it scary at all now but I think hearing it in real conditions would freak me the fuck out lol. It's very effective.

    • @erinys2
      @erinys2 6 месяцев назад

      @@guitarmaniac004Lmaoo😭

  • @joemom2671
    @joemom2671 8 лет назад +7287

    Even though I knew it we weren't actually under nuclear attack, just listening to those alerts gave me chills...

    • @PUPPAXDD
      @PUPPAXDD 8 лет назад +49

      JoeMom me too omg

    • @philipgrayiii9739
      @philipgrayiii9739 8 лет назад +13

      JoeMom same

    • @Andy-th9kj
      @Andy-th9kj 8 лет назад +47

      Silent Hill anyone? lol... Also, I live in oklahoma so I just think of tornados when I hear them.

    • @ninjafruitchilled
      @ninjafruitchilled 8 лет назад +96

      Yeah man, that was some scary shit.

    • @danielswift6860
      @danielswift6860 8 лет назад +3

      I felt the same way.

  • @jordanmccuen2070
    @jordanmccuen2070 3 года назад +4820

    Not me crying alone at 10 am over astronauts that never got stranded on the moon.

    • @niuwuchu
      @niuwuchu 3 года назад +155

      aww that's adorable lol

    • @cyanimation1605
      @cyanimation1605 3 года назад +48

      okay but if that was me I'd find that cool.
      the fake nuke alert though

    • @Qaptyl
      @Qaptyl 3 года назад +110

      @@cyanimation1605 ultra funny XD prank so cool: go to giant big strong party with > 200 people atleast. then hijack the bluetooth speaker and play the alert on it. at first ppl probably confused af. like what? then they hear that there is 4 NUCKES STRIKING IN 15 MINUTES. They panic in the giant crowded party and the entire party goes insane. not only are "4 nukes striking in 15 minutes" but now im stuck in a panicing crowd. people fight to get out and in the process many people die or are injured. then turn off the alert early and say: "its just a prank bro" and im sure everyone will forgive

    • @tunnelsnake420
      @tunnelsnake420 3 года назад +160

      @@Qaptyl I genuinely had a stroke while reading that holy shit bro

    • @talosisoursavior3061
      @talosisoursavior3061 3 года назад +122

      @@Qaptyl I don't know which is a bigger crime, your grammar or inciting mass panic

  • @WTDProductions
    @WTDProductions 6 лет назад +4867

    What if someone accidentally sent a text alert saying that Hawaii was under attack? Oh...wait

    • @gbb981
      @gbb981 6 лет назад +147

      Totally forgot about that

    • @Wicha329
      @Wicha329 6 лет назад +118

      I still don't believe that was accidental. I think we narrowly dodged a real threat.

    • @WTDProductions
      @WTDProductions 6 лет назад +367

      Wicha329 Uh-oh. A conspiracy theorist has entered the chat...

    • @SheTheNameless
      @SheTheNameless 6 лет назад +9

      Nice👌🏻

    • @ethaniol81i68
      @ethaniol81i68 6 лет назад +14

      What happened

  • @Diicto
    @Diicto 2 года назад +44

    This remains as my favorite Vsauce video as well as the best video in RUclips history.
    God, I love it so much.

  • @ZanzibarWizard
    @ZanzibarWizard 4 года назад +907

    Dude that speech with the music going on in the background was powerful.

    • @ZanzibarWizard
      @ZanzibarWizard 4 года назад +37

      I agree

    • @Noiii
      @Noiii 4 года назад +91

      @@ZanzibarWizard did you forget to switch accounts

    • @zabacenobch
      @zabacenobch 4 года назад +6

      I agree

    • @holymoly849
      @holymoly849 4 года назад +21

      @@Noiii mans really replied to his own comment💀

    • @ZanzibarWizard
      @ZanzibarWizard 4 года назад +8

      Noi it was a joke

  • @allseriousness
    @allseriousness 7 лет назад +4757

    Somewhere, sometime, someone will be watching this video when real sirens go off for a nuclear bomb, and they won't believe it.

    • @psyke4427
      @psyke4427 7 лет назад +347

      James Cockerham that's so fucking scary

    • @homesquared
      @homesquared 7 лет назад +385

      *_No._*

    • @chowtom5174
      @chowtom5174 7 лет назад +76

      James Cockerham the only reason nukes will be launched from now on is in defence of all humanity

    • @marcellinechoisne5627
      @marcellinechoisne5627 7 лет назад +16

      Proger 13 10,i agree totally,sad to know only 20 -25- percent of humans are good....

    • @stush7
      @stush7 7 лет назад +8

      Chow Tom - As opposed to what??... there is No other option... that statement makes no sense or point.

  • @CptDawner
    @CptDawner 4 года назад +1701

    “Fate has ordained that the men who went to the moon to explore in peace, will stay on the moon to Rest In Peace. These men, Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin, know that there is no hope for their recovery, but they do know that there is hope for mankind in their sacrifice; in ancient days, men looked at the stars and saw their heroes in the constellations, in modern times we do much the same, but our heroes are epic men of flesh and blood.” That’s scary, inspiring, and deep all at once and is my fav group of sentences in a vsauce video

    • @djabourbialli7652
      @djabourbialli7652 4 года назад +54

      You quoted his quote lmao

    • @CptDawner
      @CptDawner 4 года назад +53

      djabourbi alli yeah I know, that was the point

    • @giggabiite4417
      @giggabiite4417 4 года назад +71

      It's a great speech, known also as "the greatest speech never given"
      Here's the full thing: www.archives.gov/files/presidential-libraries/events/centennials/nixon/images/exhibit/rn100-6-1-2.pdf
      Edit: I kinda forgot about this but...
      xkcd.com/1484/

    • @thatrandomguy9841
      @thatrandomguy9841 4 года назад +9

      What about the third guy who was also on the moon but never left the craft

    • @CptDawner
      @CptDawner 4 года назад +37

      That Random Guy that would be Michael Collins, he was orbiting the moon and would have been able to return to earth, the question was in the capability of the shuttles launch charge which would propel it into lunar orbit allowing Collins to make contact with the craft and then return home.

  • @antongrozd
    @antongrozd 3 месяца назад +5

    12:11 the more I think about what we were capable of making more than a decade ago, the more I think I will be alive to see the first extra-solar system expedition and much more crazy things. I love your videos man I can’t stop watching them, thank you for making us dream like that

  • @UltraNerdyGamer
    @UltraNerdyGamer 7 лет назад +2376

    6:46
    "Standby for a message from the president of the United States."
    *Michael pops up*"Hey vsauce, Michael here."

    • @jam9484
      @jam9484 7 лет назад +15

      *Que music*

    • @diggory4ii385
      @diggory4ii385 7 лет назад +28

      UltraNerdyGamer who are the moon people? Or, more importantly, will they ever come home? Well, first, we'll need to talk about adflternate universes.

    • @suwinkhamchaiwong8382
      @suwinkhamchaiwong8382 7 лет назад +1

      Best comment ever.

    • @matthewbrady9667
      @matthewbrady9667 7 лет назад +9

      VSAUCE 2020

    • @ultimaxkom8728
      @ultimaxkom8728 7 лет назад +3

      _HAIL VSAUCE! LET HIM TAKE THE PRESIDENTIAL THRONE! *proceeding to wreck some stuff and spread chaos over my neighborhood*

  • @epicrapper123
    @epicrapper123 5 лет назад +1425

    The fact that Aldrin and Armstrong could have been left on the moon to die is just terrifying to think of

    • @familyfive05
      @familyfive05 5 лет назад +64

      If they did, communication would be shut down. But if it did happen, I would order to still have communication, until they die.

    • @bkamerson
      @bkamerson 5 лет назад +88

      Werner Von Braun originally intended for the moon mission to be a one way trip. In an interview in a
      national magazine around 1961 he talked about how heroic a person would be to remain on the moon.
      His expectation was to accomplish this within 3 years I believe. That was why Kennedy added the "and return
      him safely to the earth" to his speech a few months later.

    • @DantesInferno96
      @DantesInferno96 5 лет назад +49

      The new Mars mission is also pretty much one way. Just wait for it. These people who leave aren't coming back. For better or worse.

    • @X606
      @X606 5 лет назад +19

      @@DantesInferno96 the spacex ones are 100% coming back, well if they want to anyway

    • @Reggaeshark.
      @Reggaeshark. 5 лет назад +1

      X606 we’re never reaching mars far less live there I think

  • @jaridkeen123
    @jaridkeen123 7 лет назад +8557

    Just hearing "there are 4 nuclear misses heading for the US" gave me chills and made my heart sink

    • @madamenox2765
      @madamenox2765 7 лет назад +461

      Right? I got so freaked out a single tear dropped down my face.

    • @amiistik
      @amiistik 7 лет назад +715

      Same, and I'm not even from the US dafuk.

    • @kano3633
      @kano3633 7 лет назад +377

      Im watching this at 3am and my heart is racing

    • @weeddagr8988
      @weeddagr8988 7 лет назад +444

      Great, Now you know the feelings of the millions a moment before they got vapourized.

    • @joshuadunsdrumset5402
      @joshuadunsdrumset5402 7 лет назад +29

      Jarid Gaming sane

  • @mason2953
    @mason2953 Год назад +24

    No one else will see this but many of these videos make me want to cry. But i still love them.

    • @felinuh
      @felinuh 6 месяцев назад +4

      I saw this

    • @akuai4408
      @akuai4408 2 месяца назад +2

      I saw this

    • @void7100
      @void7100 2 месяца назад +2

      i feel the same way ❤️

    • @Vexxter
      @Vexxter 2 месяца назад +1

      I saw this too

    • @1nfamyX
      @1nfamyX 17 дней назад

      The world was different back then. More hospitable in some ways.

  • @CalebJordan360
    @CalebJordan360 11 лет назад +3634

    Holy. Fucking. SHIT Michael...i was watching this on my tv and i walked away for like 2min and im in the kitchen and all of a sudden i hear the EAS sound and i come out to see whats going on, THEN i hear that 'merica is under attack by not 1, but 4 nuclear missiles, AND THAT ITS NOT A DRILL!! I was sitting there with my jaw on the floor until i saw Michael pop his little head up saying "IF"....god damn it.

  • @user-ft3jq5vi2l
    @user-ft3jq5vi2l 5 лет назад +1896

    Imagine just going all chill in 2119 on the moon and finding a 150 years old astronaut corpse from the precolonial era...

    • @AQUA-qw9qq
      @AQUA-qw9qq 5 лет назад +52

      OH NONONONONO I CAN ALREADY IMAGINE THAT

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel 5 лет назад +102

      That'd be terrifying.
      I can't believe they couldn't get rid of dead bodies on the moon by the 22th century.

    • @defenderalt7393
      @defenderalt7393 5 лет назад +38

      Burn Angel the twenty twooth? Tf is that

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel 5 лет назад +20

      @@defenderalt7393 It's engrish. Learn it, be more diverse (?)

    • @dave_rife
      @dave_rife 5 лет назад +6

      Bruh, I think you just came up with a synopsis for a future (....?) episode of Battlestar Galactica!

  • @goldiffworks
    @goldiffworks 6 лет назад +1745

    Lowkey pissed his event was ruined

    • @lincolnpepper816
      @lincolnpepper816 6 лет назад +60

      highkey*

    • @Dorumin
      @Dorumin 6 лет назад +79

      Don't worry, clouds have always been party poopers. From rocket launches, to the nuclear bombing of Japan

    • @zeektreyly6782
      @zeektreyly6782 5 лет назад +2

      You think you all are the only one's who are watching me?

    • @mohamedAli-kj6fb
      @mohamedAli-kj6fb 5 лет назад +2

      Why cant we predict which way winds will shift! xD

    • @Joshua_-lo6uz
      @Joshua_-lo6uz 5 лет назад +1

      Matt Cummings lol

  • @samirpetrocelli6583
    @samirpetrocelli6583 Год назад +26

    The Emergency Message got me scared and freaked out.
    Then the crapdosis made me smile.
    And the final moved me.
    This content is really extraordinary.

  • @wesleyem3
    @wesleyem3 8 лет назад +2583

    The Nuclear Attack alert, and the Moon Disaster Speech are so incredibly disturbing to think about.

    • @Boofus90
      @Boofus90 8 лет назад +162

      Yeah I was thinking about it too, and the thought of just knowing you were alone with one other person on that planet knowing you're not going to get rescued and are just going to be left to die just staring back at the place you came from almost like you could just jump to it but you know you can't and that you're going to die, almost like if death was taunting you. it is disturbing

    • @wesleyem3
      @wesleyem3 8 лет назад +27

      +Darth Vader Dang. Thanks Darth Vader. Now I'm gonna be depressed all day... 😬

    • @LucBoeren
      @LucBoeren 8 лет назад +83

      I honestly don't think they would experience feelings like you described. Of course I too can only guess, but if I was someone who dedicated my entire life to what the speech so beautifully describes as 'truth and understanding', and had been confronted with the fact that I would not be rescued, I just think there would be a certain peace to come over me, along with acceptance and knowing that your entire lifelong dedication has had purpose, great purpose even, which is something a lot of us can only dream of.

    • @flabbywall1780
      @flabbywall1780 8 лет назад +4

      I think that's my biggest fear

    • @supersunman765
      @supersunman765 7 лет назад +1

      the nuke attack wouldnt happen unless america provoked russia

  • @colemanchristy2770
    @colemanchristy2770 7 лет назад +1036

    Top 10 channel: Top 10 things that would happen in a NUCLEAR ATTACK!
    Vsauce: If

    • @epicstimulus282
      @epicstimulus282 6 лет назад +2

      Coleman Christy damn I need to do that!

    • @sawyernorthrop4078
      @sawyernorthrop4078 6 лет назад +20

      This is more effective clickbait

    • @CarlosAM1
      @CarlosAM1 6 лет назад +1

      @@sawyernorthrop4078 not clickbait

    • @iwbmo
      @iwbmo 6 лет назад

      I WREK ZE 666 LIKES

    • @zoeschnieders3888
      @zoeschnieders3888 6 лет назад +1

      Vsauce is the opposite of clickbait.

  • @eveashy1624
    @eveashy1624 7 лет назад +2107

    The emergency broadcast made me think: _what would you do in the 15 minutes you had left to live?_
    Would I seek shelter? Would I call all my friends and family to tell them I love them? Would I watch one last Vsauce video...?

    • @paul2413
      @paul2413 7 лет назад +70

      eve couille makes you want to actually build a bunker in your backyard or a field somewhere. I guess all i could do is stay with family. Kinda scary to be in a situation where you cant do anything and its 15mins till you and your entire neighbourhood, town, city, country is wiped off the face of the earth.

    • @equaius893
      @equaius893 7 лет назад +174

      you know when there is an incoming disaster and everyone tells people their deepest secrets, and the disaster doesnt really happen? that would be awkward.

    • @wafflesfrommeme1513
      @wafflesfrommeme1513 7 лет назад +3

      what would happen is i would try to call my friends first while on the bus to their houses yet this would take over 15 minutes maybe i would go to one of my other friends house as soon as i would hear that

    • @Petra44YT
      @Petra44YT 7 лет назад +16

      I'd seek shelter. Survival is possible IF the missile strike is far enough from wherever you are right now. And even IF it is not - I don't fancy going blind from the blast, so shelter it is.

    • @jmlee737
      @jmlee737 7 лет назад +1

      eve couille his videos' playtime is short enough to enjoy within 15minutes....so yay?

  • @bubbaG42
    @bubbaG42 Год назад +36

    Am I watching this for the 15th time over the past 10 years? No, it's probably more like 50

    • @PerSixPlus
      @PerSixPlus Год назад +4

      Vsauce is my sleeping pill

  • @suprm7400
    @suprm7400 4 года назад +3048

    I cant believe im risking losing a scholarship by staying up late to watch a video named “if”

    • @flup1303
      @flup1303 4 года назад +6

      @Silktank Studios no but thanks for asking

    • @mayam3072
      @mayam3072 4 года назад +155

      Aren’t we all losing a scholarship by watching this because we could be trying?

    • @suprm7400
      @suprm7400 4 года назад +60

      @Silktank Studios wtf why did he reply for me 💀💀💀 I did get it ! Ty for asking :)

    • @johncarlofernando1705
      @johncarlofernando1705 4 года назад +9

      @@suprm7400 so ummmmm.....did you get it?

    • @suprm7400
      @suprm7400 4 года назад +77

      @@johncarlofernando1705 i did ! :))

  • @chapsticker
    @chapsticker 7 лет назад +2988

    I fell asleep watching vsauce and woke up at 2 am to the sounds of those alarms, followed by an announcement that there were nuclear missiles on their way to the US. You can imagine the kind of morning I had after that.

    • @mrgoodman508
      @mrgoodman508 7 лет назад +318

      what happened the morning? did you eat lunch for breakfast?
      fuckin awesome

    • @angryyoungman4389
      @angryyoungman4389 6 лет назад +137

      Happened with me too, But in dream, I was fighting with aliens and defeated them going lights speed fast

    • @mahak0964
      @mahak0964 6 лет назад +46

      Sanchit Dixit nice dreaming

    • @mendezmarcos38
      @mendezmarcos38 6 лет назад +38

      I'm gonna take a guess and say that because youre chapstick, it didn't go very well.

    • @kalikaivy3977
      @kalikaivy3977 6 лет назад +52

      SAME I FREAKED THE FUCK OUT

  • @thatonemusicnb
    @thatonemusicnb 8 лет назад +899

    That EAS message is so cool and unsettling at the same time

    • @burniesandwich2257
      @burniesandwich2257 8 лет назад +33

      It scares me tho

    • @naryosh_
      @naryosh_ 8 лет назад +52

      There were fireworks going off as I heard the warning so I got nervous as fuck.

    • @403_Forbidden
      @403_Forbidden 8 лет назад +27

      Imagine that going, while an air-raid siren was howling in the distance.

    • @jakebewely6519
      @jakebewely6519 8 лет назад +16

      it gives me shivers it's such a real threat and there is not a lot we could do even if we took shelter. how long would we survive? In a 10×10 concrete shelter. If the blast doesn't kill you, well then you starve or are forced out into the fallout. such a scary thought... keeps up at night sometimes

    • @naryosh_
      @naryosh_ 8 лет назад +1

      Redboots 1 Yeah make sure you know what kind of attack is coming because the fallout's time in the atmosphere differs per bomb. nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/
      Look at this great Nuke Map that shows the affects of different bombs on the Earth

  • @ІО-24ЗахаровСвятослав

    10 years... Damn....

  • @thedudeprime4677
    @thedudeprime4677 8 лет назад +2205

    That EAS alarm always gives me the chills

  • @VidJuracic
    @VidJuracic 7 лет назад +1958

    man, that speech from Safire always gets me...

    • @yoshifan0312
      @yoshifan0312 6 лет назад +135

      Vid Juracic “In modern times we do much the same, but our heroes are epic men of flesh and blood.” That part was very powerful.

    • @noahhall-king278
      @noahhall-king278 6 лет назад +1

      Vid Juracic that’s what you mean

    • @ash1rose
      @ash1rose 6 лет назад +30

      It’s absolutely chilling.

    • @aino2927
      @aino2927 6 лет назад +36

      I cried a little when he said that

    • @Mr.Jasgripen
      @Mr.Jasgripen 6 лет назад +17

      Ye I almost cried thinking of being one of them knowing that I don’t have long to live😢 and that my last sight would not be anyone from my family😭

  • @Femto74628
    @Femto74628 4 года назад +1991

    That radio warning was bone chilling I hope I never have to hear that in my lifetime
    Time stamp: 5:51

    • @manya6879
      @manya6879 4 года назад +45

      Knowing that 2021 is gonna be big bro of 2020 I'm guessing we might have to 😅

    • @thememeguy2135
      @thememeguy2135 4 года назад +26

      @@manya6879 as of Feb 15, 2021 isn't as bad as 2020.

    • @panchor
      @panchor 4 года назад +17

      @@thememeguy2135 Just wait

    • @idkanameforthis
      @idkanameforthis 4 года назад +1

      GIVE ME HATE on my videos ... fffffffffffffffff

    • @brodythepersonyt
      @brodythepersonyt 3 года назад +3

      Me 2,
      I skipped it.

  • @thomaswburkhart
    @thomaswburkhart 3 года назад +12

    6:12 the fact this future could exist for us is so unsettling and inconceivable that the mere thought of it is terrifying. the thought that at any moment, you could lose the chance to see anyone you love
    never take a moment where you exist in peace for granted; you never know what could happen

  • @nextgenfootball69420
    @nextgenfootball69420 5 лет назад +1964

    The most horrific thing about the alert system is that it's friggin 2020 and they still use earrape microphone recording from the 1800's

    • @mcplumpkin6191
      @mcplumpkin6191 5 лет назад +89

      I think you misspelled 80s there buddy

    • @smoothdelgato
      @smoothdelgato 5 лет назад +199

      @@mcplumpkin6191 You missed the joke there buddy

    • @oreiller4184
      @oreiller4184 5 лет назад +83

      Also, the text font ?? _Imagine if they used comic sans_

    • @Zodiac.
      @Zodiac. 5 лет назад +48

      @@smoothdelgato How? That wasnt even a joke just hyperbole

    • @MatthewSchiess
      @MatthewSchiess 5 лет назад +56

      It’s not that old, and it’s for a reason. I study meteorology and the communication of warning information. That siren sound was designed in the 1930s just after WWI to be the sound that would alert the most people at a time, mechanically.
      The digital voice sound was originally devised in the 1980s for NOAA Weather Radio for automated updates and weather reports, so meteorologists didn’t have to be doing it 24/7 while transmitting.
      Every once in a great while, a live person will still go on-air with the weather radio.
      The last time it was done, was on May 20th, 2013 by the Warning Coordination Meteorologist at the National Weather Service office in Norman, OK to warn people of the extreme severe weather headed toward Moore, OK. An hour later, an EF-5 tornado raked through the town, and he is credited to have saved hundreds of lives.

  • @jiffpop5143
    @jiffpop5143 5 лет назад +75

    I cried a bit when I heard "Ancient man used to look to the constellations and see their heroes, and now modern man looks to the stars as well, but instead their heroes are made of flesh and blood." That was easily one of the best sentences in a speech I've ever heard.

  • @patkun01
    @patkun01 3 года назад +69

    6:40 everyone gangsta until the warning doesn’t actually stop

  • @rozenzoon
    @rozenzoon 5 лет назад +749

    2 minutes until this video and I concluded that it's not smart to watch Vsauce videos before sleep time

    • @SinominStudios
      @SinominStudios 5 лет назад +12

      B. Kuiper which is exactly why I do this

    • @skrillah6259
      @skrillah6259 5 лет назад +44

      I was about to fall asleep the nuclear warning came up. Had to turn my lamp on it scared the shit out of me

    • @sandoxyt265
      @sandoxyt265 5 лет назад +2

      Well I guess we both fricked up

    • @kkdesignservices183
      @kkdesignservices183 5 лет назад +1

      @@skrillah6259 Me too.

    • @stephenscribbles
      @stephenscribbles 5 лет назад +17

      I learned that the hard way. A few months ago, I was really interested in his video on creepy things. I tried to close my eyes to sleep, but the smile.jpeg kept on coming up in my head. Like as soon as my vision went black, the image appeared. About five minutes later, I went to the bathroom and used my phone's torch so that I could see my way down the stairs, but I was trying to keep from waking my mom, as she is a pretty light sleeper. For ten to fifteen minutes straight, I could hear the sound of the singing androids in my head and it scared the hell out of me. Also, for some reason, I kept on turning my phone's torch function on and off relatively frequently with only a few seconds in between switching and the sudden appearing and then sudden lack of light scared me, and so did my turning on of the nightlight in the bathroom. I knew nothing and no one else was in the house except for myself, my older brother and my mom, but it still scared the hell out of me. So, yeah. As awesome as his videos are, don't watch them at nighttime, regardless of when you go to bed. It'll set in, trust me.

  • @ARP2wefightforyou
    @ARP2wefightforyou 7 лет назад +297

    That Nixon speech literally gave me chills.

    • @migatocomeoscuridad
      @migatocomeoscuridad 7 лет назад +2

      sounds a bit like scp-079 speaking kinda cool tbh, creepy as well

  • @rcdr898
    @rcdr898 4 года назад +671

    It's almost ceremonial for me to watch this video every couple of months. It's just so damn powerful.

    • @NPC-pt4gh
      @NPC-pt4gh 4 года назад +9

      Same

    • @naotamf1588
      @naotamf1588 4 года назад +21

      i come back once a year bingewatching michaels vsauce channel, I don't know what he did to me but it worked! "powerfull" is a good term...

    • @swarnimvajpai6373
      @swarnimvajpai6373 3 года назад +1

      OMG SAME

    • @swarnimvajpai6373
      @swarnimvajpai6373 3 года назад

      @@naotamf1588 me too 😂😂

    • @jhinabloomingflower807
      @jhinabloomingflower807 2 года назад +3

      Aren't most of Vsauce's video worth a revisit once in a while? 😁

  • @builttoscalevideos
    @builttoscalevideos 2 года назад +13

    This still is and always will be my favourite VSauce video.

  • @Number9Robotic
    @Number9Robotic 10 лет назад +106

    This is hands down my favorite video on all of RUclips. And I've seen a lot of kickass videos.
    Seriously. It's the most simultaneously amusing, hilarious, informative, chilling, emotional and thought-provoking thing I've seen on this site, and I think it's fucking awesome as a result. Thank you, Michael!

  • @channelitusdeletus8586
    @channelitusdeletus8586 5 лет назад +1312

    People say the ending is sad, but nobody talking about how Micheal missed out on the rocket.
    [Cries in isotopes]

  • @meinthesun23456
    @meinthesun23456 10 лет назад +3146

    Does the emergency broadcast noise scare the hell out of anyone else? I cant be the only one.

    • @edjames734
      @edjames734 10 лет назад +111

      You're not the only one

    • @ItalkBoutStuff
      @ItalkBoutStuff 10 лет назад +132

      Yes! It scares me worse than the message

    • @LizzyVonBloom
      @LizzyVonBloom 10 лет назад +280

      Every time there is a freaking snowstorm it sounds like they're announcing the apocalypse.

    • @stereosanctity7
      @stereosanctity7 10 лет назад +132

      its all scary..the sound...the message...all of it...I hope it will never come to that

    • @liameaton7308
      @liameaton7308 9 лет назад +83

      yes that scared the shit out of me. I walked out of my room and came back to that message

  • @randomwannab118
    @randomwannab118 2 года назад +17

    Imagine surviving a nuclear blast, not knowing about the seed vault, and then generations upon generations later, one of your children or children's children stumble upon this seed vault with every seed in existence in it. That amount of happiness is what I live for.

  • @Thin447Line
    @Thin447Line 7 лет назад +400

    Sadly, nobody ever remembers the 3rd guy on Apollo 11. Michael Collins. He had to stay in orbit and make the coffee while Niel and Buzz were making history. However, I suppose IF the "worst" happened and Nixon had to deliver his speech, Collins could have returned home alone. What a horrible thing to endure.

    • @XGaming1
      @XGaming1 7 лет назад +2

      Tony Reusser you know they faked the moon landing, the government even admitted it

    • @Chris_Cross
      @Chris_Cross 7 лет назад +59

      It's so disappointing that no-one ever remembers him.

    • @elchungo5026
      @elchungo5026 7 лет назад +37

      The Flip proof?

    • @untrustworthypoptart9144
      @untrustworthypoptart9144 7 лет назад +8

      The Flip
      Lol fake

    • @XGaming1
      @XGaming1 7 лет назад +2

      DidIAskYouM8? I know it was

  • @BraveWW
    @BraveWW 3 года назад +2128

    “Fate has ordained that the men who went to the moon to explore in peace... will stay on the moon to Rest In Peace”
    I don’t remember the last time I heard such eloquent, powerful words. Honestly I cannot fathom having to deliver those words.

    • @johnhenrymills4517
      @johnhenrymills4517 3 года назад +25

      I feel that it might have given Nixon mental trauma to have to convey to the entire population of the United States that our flagship heroes of outer space are to be stranded on the moon and die a lonely death while their families and friends watch helplessly. It would be an extremely dark time for the nation and I am grateful it never happened.

    • @its_me_rj
      @its_me_rj 3 года назад +62

      The words were too powerful.
      It gave me goosebumps.

    • @hgr.7857
      @hgr.7857 2 года назад +42

      "Never have so few given so much, for so many." Churchill regarding the Battle of Britain
      Also:
      ruclips.net/video/RclaV_3_eOA/видео.html

    • @lycaptain
      @lycaptain 2 года назад +1

      literally so touching

    • @GioGioPietromica425
      @GioGioPietromica425 Год назад +42

      “In ancient days, men looked at the stars and saw their heroes reflected back at them in the constellations.
      In modern days we do much the same, except our heroes are epic men of flesh, and blood”
      Genuinely one of the most powerful lines ever written imo

  • @atomsorcerer8356
    @atomsorcerer8356 5 лет назад +591

    That nuclear attack alert is surprisingly terrifying-
    The genuine-ness of it and what it warns of is just so unnerving

    • @hihtitmamnan
      @hihtitmamnan 5 лет назад

      @Kewl ADEL use fucking punctuation

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel 5 лет назад +3

      @ Yeah, he should've said "Use fucking, punctuation.".

    • @python9657
      @python9657 5 лет назад

      now imagine if some hacker did that on tv lol

    • @kris_0520
      @kris_0520 5 лет назад +1

      This is the most entertaining comment section I have ever seen.

  • @lochlanmuir2291
    @lochlanmuir2291 3 месяца назад +15

    1:55 old RUclips. RIP

    • @jayhop
      @jayhop 2 месяца назад +1

      And back then that was the new RUclips haha. It's been through a few designs over the years, nostalgic

    • @nohbuddy1
      @nohbuddy1 Месяц назад

      Old?? If it had the 5 star ratings then that would be old RUclips

  • @blake8731
    @blake8731 5 лет назад +376

    Imagine just looking up at the moon and knowing that two people are on it waiting for death how could you sleep?

    • @husseinel-hajj7818
      @husseinel-hajj7818 5 лет назад +24

      Even scarier if you had a telescope and could see them running around in agony 😰

    • @sweetegg
      @sweetegg 5 лет назад +83

      @@husseinel-hajj7818 It doesn't work like that but sure

    • @mrmunch5615
      @mrmunch5615 4 года назад +49

      Imagine being on the Moon and looking at the Earth knowing that tens of thousands of people are dying every day. Imagine knowing that tons of species are found extinct, forever, every day.

    • @The_Kewzler
      @The_Kewzler 4 года назад +1

      Duqy Boi You wouldn’t sleep...

    • @mrmunch5615
      @mrmunch5615 4 года назад +1

      TeamAtFort I don’t think Stalin would misspell tragedy.

  • @87apizzi
    @87apizzi 9 лет назад +339

    I love this guy, he has such an amazing way of making anything sound interesting. Hell, he could talk about paper and id watch it non stop. Keep em coming Vsauce, you have a loyal subscriber here!!

    • @Destroyha1
      @Destroyha1 9 лет назад +1

      Hell yeah man! =)

    • @michealasdain8223
      @michealasdain8223 9 лет назад +19

      anthony pizzi yeah vsauce can teach me in 10 mins better than my teacher can teach in 1 week

    • @SajuGraphics
      @SajuGraphics 9 лет назад

      +micheal asdain Lmao!

    • @Volvith
      @Volvith 9 лет назад

      +anthony pizzi I didn't like to preserve the number.
      It is something that should be cherished.

    • @Smashingpumpins
      @Smashingpumpins 9 лет назад

      +anthony pizzi here too.

  • @AdityaX2703
    @AdityaX2703 6 лет назад +1851

    If Michael hadn't forgot the VSauce password

    • @heyitsritu
      @heyitsritu 5 лет назад +88

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he remembers it when he has to post mind field vids😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jollyhazard-3809
      @jollyhazard-3809 5 лет назад +10

      @Spinach and Scenery Holy shit, you're right. I'm still buying a month of RUclips premium though.

    • @jollyhazard-3809
      @jollyhazard-3809 5 лет назад +17

      @Spinach and Scenery Listen brethren, I can't watch Michael in Netflix on pornhub. My standards are not *that* low. Besides, the video quality there is terrible.

    • @jollyhazard-3809
      @jollyhazard-3809 5 лет назад +7

      @Spinach and Scenery Pornhub is probably the worst site. Would rather get brazzers

    • @pmmeurcatpics
      @pmmeurcatpics 5 лет назад +7

      @@jollyhazard-3809 uncool

  • @VRDaD
    @VRDaD Год назад +15

    I am amazed at the fact that Micheal, in 13 minutes of video, which I watched in its entirety, doesn't mention a single time to subscribe to his channel. He provides the relevant soruces (the carpe diem is outdated by the way) and he is extremely clear in his explanation. This is quality content. This is the best youtuber I found and the only one I eagerly follow. Thanks Micheal for your inspiring content.

  • @naryosh_
    @naryosh_ 8 лет назад +604

    Breaking News: Butterfly sentenced to life in prison for causing natural disasters.

    • @GPG851
      @GPG851 7 лет назад

      100 thanks riley

    • @naryosh_
      @naryosh_ 7 лет назад +6

      Ik you mean Huey

    • @philistine3260
      @philistine3260 6 лет назад +2

      That would actually be a rather short sentence.

    • @kennarajora6532
      @kennarajora6532 3 года назад

      "What do you have to say for yourself Mr Butterfly?"

  • @christophervalenzuela
    @christophervalenzuela 9 лет назад +872

    My biggest fear is that one day that alert will come on and I wouldn't be listening to the radio or be watching tv to hear it.

    • @ladylililala
      @ladylililala 9 лет назад +90

      ***** and that person will be me

    • @bobcool9877
      @bobcool9877 9 лет назад +9

      Christian PTV but you no need to worry your television program will be cut off and youll get the warning so you cant really not here it if your kinda honed in on it

    • @derpyderp3239
      @derpyderp3239 9 лет назад +50

      You will know, if nuke, flood or tornado as far as I can see, you will here this: rrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

    • @CM-fn3ks
      @CM-fn3ks 9 лет назад +13

      Pepe the Frog Today we get alerts through texts too

    • @capt_fruit
      @capt_fruit 9 лет назад

      ***** Agreed :D

  • @beckbarnhardt3637
    @beckbarnhardt3637 6 лет назад +767

    The anxiety induced by this video is very high.

    • @NoyZbokZa
      @NoyZbokZa 5 лет назад +16

      Same, That EAS scared the bjesus out of me

    • @S-CB-SL-Animations
      @S-CB-SL-Animations 5 лет назад +3

      @@NoyZbokZa Same. I used to be cool with it, got nightmares about it, and now I'm officially scared of the Emergency Alert System now! O_O

    • @aidanfitzpatrick-oneill2072
      @aidanfitzpatrick-oneill2072 5 лет назад +4

      This is nothing compared to videos LEMMINO makes...
      Really, they make me not want to fall asleep some nights.

    • @NoyZbokZa
      @NoyZbokZa 5 лет назад +2

      @@aidanfitzpatrick-oneill2072 Can you tell me one

    • @aidanfitzpatrick-oneill2072
      @aidanfitzpatrick-oneill2072 5 лет назад +2

      @@NoyZbokZa The Great Silence

  • @wilsonbrothersproductions
    @wilsonbrothersproductions Год назад +6

    I'm not speaking with a hint of irony when I say that this is a cinematic masterpiece and it deserves an Oscar. No I'm not kidding in the slightest.

  • @pixelater4943
    @pixelater4943 9 лет назад +349

    If I saw that message on TV I would die of a heart attack rather than the actual bomb.

    • @FlyntofRWBY
      @FlyntofRWBY 9 лет назад +13

      +Pixelater4 There are weekly tests though. So don't be immediately alarmed. If the alarm gets to the point where it says, "please wait for a message from the president of the United States," then go ahead and crap yourself.

    • @pixelater4943
      @pixelater4943 9 лет назад

      So what does that mean?

    • @FlyntofRWBY
      @FlyntofRWBY 9 лет назад +3

      Pixelater4 That means that it's not a test. Oh, and the alarm will say, while playing, "this is not a test." 6:12

    • @pixelater4943
      @pixelater4943 9 лет назад

      Ok thank you

    • @soupdilf
      @soupdilf 9 лет назад

      +Unsolved Paradox Does it actually come on TV weekly?

  • @tomogotchi_
    @tomogotchi_ 5 лет назад +290

    I love how after talking about what a nuclear emergency would sound like Micheal just starts talking about hotdogs

    • @mr.stealyourgirl8397
      @mr.stealyourgirl8397 4 года назад +9

      crap dosis.

    • @monodragon
      @monodragon 3 года назад

      crapdosis sounds like some weird obscure mental illness from the 1900s

    • @mouthman1335
      @mouthman1335 2 года назад

      @@mr.stealyourgirl8397 hehe

  • @Mousetrap1740
    @Mousetrap1740 7 лет назад +256

    I feel like Michael was frustrated by the events of his trip and this entire video was made by him ranting to himself on the way home

  • @jared6893
    @jared6893 8 месяцев назад +5

    11 years later and this video is still fantastic
    The announcer for cataclysmic threat and the speech about the moon left me with goose bumps
    This is my second time watching this video, but kids born when this came out will be turning 12 this year…

  • @vcguerrilla6438
    @vcguerrilla6438 6 лет назад +2425

    nukes hitting in 15 minutes
    * watches 15 minutes of dank memes

    • @zenith-boi
      @zenith-boi 6 лет назад +86

      If I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die laughing.

    • @pickle3641
      @pickle3641 5 лет назад +2

      @@zenith-boi Amen

    • @plitser9880
      @plitser9880 5 лет назад +7

      Memes that will save me from a nuclear missile

    • @teheldaskralls4331
      @teheldaskralls4331 5 лет назад +4

      R/dankmemes approves

    • @yums4625
      @yums4625 5 лет назад +5

      15 minutes of vsauce*

  • @MrMiniMeister
    @MrMiniMeister 4 года назад +569

    I was falling asleep when that alert woke me up. I was so scared I couldn’t tell if I was dreaming or not until I figured out what had happened.

    • @raypresutti6315
      @raypresutti6315 4 года назад +11

      Same i just freaked out

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 года назад +25

      That must have been terrifying.

    • @thebrushman4123
      @thebrushman4123 4 года назад +4

      Holy shit

    • @iP0STcomments
      @iP0STcomments 4 года назад +18

      same happened to me, that’s when i turned off autoplay

    • @hej-x8g
      @hej-x8g 3 года назад +1

      @@wta1518 i miss you

  • @faithroutson7998
    @faithroutson7998 5 лет назад +1514

    Is it just me or is this video VERY emotional? It makes me feel all kinds of emotions lol.

  • @4thalt
    @4thalt Год назад +6

    I literally remember watching this video to the end and yet do not remember seeing the end part about the moon landings. It feels like every time I watch a vsauce video I unlock a new part of it

  • @walnut1228
    @walnut1228 6 лет назад +234

    6:46 "stand by for a message from the president of the United States."
    (Michael pops up)
    **foreshaddowing**

    • @GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse
      @GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse 5 лет назад +2

      The world would be happier if Micheal became the US president. But everything would be unpredictable cause Micheal.

    • @th3nightlion624
      @th3nightlion624 5 лет назад

      He would have my vote

  • @Forest_V19
    @Forest_V19 5 лет назад +2508

    “If”
    **gets 12.6 million views**

    • @appleonfire3991
      @appleonfire3991 5 лет назад +87

      I’m sure he got more views on a video that didn’t even have a title

    • @VictorMinaaj
      @VictorMinaaj 5 лет назад +44

      yes. because it's Micheal

    • @Harrisonmego
      @Harrisonmego 5 лет назад +36

      It's not that it's titled "If." It's because it's seven years old, and it's Vsauce.

    • @metalgearfox2288
      @metalgearfox2288 4 года назад +3

      I’m 400

    • @Tetra_Elementra
      @Tetra_Elementra 4 года назад +4

      Metal Gear Fox WHAT YOU MUST BE...👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻

  • @gordonramsay1530
    @gordonramsay1530 7 лет назад +1325

    i just had probably the most horrific feeling in my life. so i was sleeping for like hours, and its 5:30 am at the moment. so i have a chromecast, and like to fall asleep for background noise so i just put on autoplay of done video and let it just go on. i wake up right at the beeping part, to 'the us is being hit by 4 nuclear missles' and i almost puked and cried on the spot.
    then michaels face popped up

  • @Praecantetia
    @Praecantetia 3 года назад +14

    God rewatching vsauce is crazy. The music gives me chills every time. So weird to think that such a random DONG contribution has become such a impact full thing in my life.

    • @swarnimvajpai6373
      @swarnimvajpai6373 3 года назад +3

      You mean d!ng 😉
      (Remember what michael said "it has ALWAYS BEEN CALLED THIS AND NOTHING ELSE")

    • @Praecantetia
      @Praecantetia 3 года назад +1

      @@swarnimvajpai6373 hehe

  • @nathanaelries
    @nathanaelries 11 лет назад +158

    Sometimes on the weekend, I get on a youtube playlist and fall asleep while youtube videos keep playing. Last night I learned that not only is it unhealthy, but you can end up waking up to this scaring you on a level you had no idea was possible.
    I got woken up by the EAS alert and was on my way to wake my family, grab some gear, water, and food from the pantry and load up into the car... When I realized it was fake my adrenaline levels crashed and I just sat down for a while...

    • @Julianna.Domina
      @Julianna.Domina 11 лет назад +21

      You are my favorite person of all time now. XD

    • @LoDog7220
      @LoDog7220 11 лет назад +6

      You had me at 'family' :'-)

    • @FatalBlow113
      @FatalBlow113 11 лет назад +4

      A well deserved thumbs up!

    • @nathanaelries
      @nathanaelries 10 лет назад

      @Seamus O, I don't live in a target zone, and I am far from the coasts. I'm more concerned about getting away from heavily populated areas (I live in a town of approx 25,000 people) due to looting, panic, non-radiated hunting/farming grounds, and Martial law.

    • @tsoer111
      @tsoer111 10 лет назад +3

      I bet you're a prepper and you were actually super excited about this finally happening, and you probably felt disappointed when you found out it was fake.

  • @MartialArtsAustinTX
    @MartialArtsAustinTX 9 лет назад +693

    Vsauce
    My girlfriend and I fell asleep on the couch with one of your playlists on.
    We woke up to the warning that a nuke was 15 mins from hitting the US.
    Suddenly, as we were staring at the screen in disbelief, your face came on with the excitedly shouted, "IF".
    Well played, sir.
    P.S. You owe me a new pair of underwear.

    • @CD-vg4hl
      @CD-vg4hl 9 лет назад +1

      Forrest Caudill Hahaha, thats funny as F!

    • @MunchieMan304
      @MunchieMan304 9 лет назад +10

      I swear I was just asleep too, his videos are playing through my Playstation and the sound woke me up and I was scared shitless then all of a sudden...IF. Lol

    • @JacktheRah
      @JacktheRah 9 лет назад +34

      +Forrest Caudill Oh my god poor guys, I really feel sorry for you it would have shocked me to death. The warning did creep me out and I'm not even living in the US.

    • @raiden548
      @raiden548 9 лет назад +1

      +Forrest Caudill ahahahahah

    • @Kay_OC
      @Kay_OC 9 лет назад +3

      +JacktheRah i hate that alarm sound i have cablevision that came on i was like f nooooooooooooooo then i saw what it said it just said weekly test i was like u dicks that was on purpose

  • @ZacharyHage
    @ZacharyHage 8 лет назад +1892

    The only channel if I'm aware of that can title a video the lower case word "if" and pull in 7 million views.

    • @spoopster809
      @spoopster809 8 лет назад +98

      what about the video that didn't have a title
      or thumbnail

    • @ZacharyHage
      @ZacharyHage 8 лет назад +47

      Even better.

    • @joshuagador5578
      @joshuagador5578 8 лет назад +96

      You don't need clickbait when your content is perfect, interesting and mesmerizing

    • @Akodeys
      @Akodeys 8 лет назад +5

      these tittles are made me subscribe to this channel

    • @gabegram
      @gabegram 8 лет назад

      L

  • @CatDogDailyPosts
    @CatDogDailyPosts 17 дней назад +2

    1:04 Bro’s getting philosophical as a coping mechanism for his missed opportunity.

  • @dognut8080
    @dognut8080 7 лет назад +409

    once that classic vsauce music starts playing..
    you know ur about to get mind f*cked

  • @SlightLeeBased
    @SlightLeeBased 5 лет назад +889

    dammit Michael. You literally had my heart pounding with that national emergency alert. I was running around getting ready for work when that part of the video started playing. and considering the US airstrike on Iran the other day I was tripping there for like 15 secs... Tryin to give a dude a damn heart attack lmao.

    • @mrmunch5615
      @mrmunch5615 4 года назад +35

      Well, to be fair, this video was posted years ago.

    • @SlightLeeBased
      @SlightLeeBased 4 года назад +50

      @@mrmunch5615 that is true but it still didn't stop me from being fooled at first lol

    • @colaface1630
      @colaface1630 4 года назад +15

      @@mrmunch5615 oh, so because it was posted years ago, it is impossible to be interrupted by an emergency broadcast now?? ¿Wtf?

    • @funibikeman6769
      @funibikeman6769 4 года назад +1

      That kind of stuff is interesting to me

    • @mrmunch5615
      @mrmunch5615 4 года назад +8

      Colaface16 when did I say it was impossible to have an emergency broadcast? Also, who gets one on RUclips?

  • @andreagaribay5853
    @andreagaribay5853 6 лет назад +260

    I was in the middle of falling asleep cuz ya know I THOUGHT your videos were soothing to watch while going to sleep and those damn alarms came on and I had a literal panic attack

  • @Indica_Clark
    @Indica_Clark Год назад +7

    Crazy how the alerts would come straight to our phones now.

  • @johndeere3701
    @johndeere3701 5 лет назад +226

    Me: what is it, doctor
    Doctor: it's crapdoses

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous 5 лет назад +185

    The rocket was so traumatized by the Comic Sans that it couldn't even take off

  • @cubemaster6707
    @cubemaster6707 8 лет назад +183

    I have to stop watching these at night. Too unsettling.

    • @marleycameron531
      @marleycameron531 8 лет назад +41

      Me too, the nuclear warning message really got to me...

    • @petritdauti6258
      @petritdauti6258 7 лет назад

      Cubemaster
      Same

    • @trickyswift719
      @trickyswift719 7 лет назад +1

      Marley Cameron now Imagine you are listing to cause to sleep in the middle of the night you wake up to a video of a actual warning test

    • @galot9415
      @galot9415 7 лет назад +1

      Cubemaster Same.

  • @Tensho_C
    @Tensho_C 2 месяца назад +5

    If... Vsauce never existed, the lives of many would have been drastically different today. Thank you Michael

  • @marbia.c
    @marbia.c 5 лет назад +492

    Michael: What it would look like if a nuclear attack occured against the USA?
    Michael, minutes later: I ate a stardog in Russia and it looks like it's called *CRAP DOSIS* lol

    • @Hanjhob
      @Hanjhob 4 года назад +7

      Sounds like a disease

    • @babypupa3
      @babypupa3 4 года назад +7

      im sorry but you have been diagnosed with a serious case of the crap dosis.

  • @loodlebop
    @loodlebop 6 лет назад +1074

    That gunshot photo was creepy

  • @lukerabon7925
    @lukerabon7925 3 года назад +304

    That speech was... unexpectedly devastating. It actually made me cry. It didn't even happen

  • @bakedpuffins2303
    @bakedpuffins2303 3 года назад +34

    Vsauces content is so consistent, unique, and original that he got 15 million people to click on a video with the title *if*

  • @Alcarian44
    @Alcarian44 7 лет назад +1386

    standby for a message from the POTUS: "Hey Vsauce! Michael here!"

    • @Philsimtal
      @Philsimtal 7 лет назад +31

      Kartofflel It would be cool indeed. Michael 2020

    • @pastelZeit
      @pastelZeit 7 лет назад +62

      Standby for a message from the President of the United States: "Hey Vsauce! Micheal here. When will you die?"

    • @suwinkhamchaiwong8382
      @suwinkhamchaiwong8382 7 лет назад +3

      Dylan Truong CGP Grey would do that too.

    • @theservantofdarkness3557
      @theservantofdarkness3557 7 лет назад +5

      mrRubiks "Well, according to new information from the US Department of Defense, about 15 minutes." *Sci-fi music starts*

    • @Dizastermaster.
      @Dizastermaster. 7 лет назад +1

      *If* Michael rightfully becomes PotUS