Imagine being told your child is alive but in a coma, knowing that the other girl is dead and they had a funeral service for her, then when the girl you think is your child wakes up and says she is actually the other girl. How awful it must be realizing that they had the funeral for the wrong person and buried your daughter and you didn't even know it was her. I feel so bad for her parents.
I rewatch this every few months whenever life starts to feel like it's too much for me to handle. It reminds me that I don't really want to disappear, even when I feel like I do.
@zenity-racer75 I don't NEED to disappear, no, but sometimes I want to. I want to live a better life, or at least a life with less pain and confusion and frustration and despair
Yeah, I get that. I understand the feeling... Just remember there is just some random commenter out there that remembered you for something you said. It could be something funny or sad, or something like this. Just know you will be remembered.@@MerchManDan
imagine waiting 11 years away from home to see a rare astronomical event, not seeing it, going back home, and finding your wife remarried and your belongings sold
To be fair, it wasn't like he had a carrier pigeon to let them know where he was. He probably knew something like that would happen after being gone for 11 years.
Due to shipwrecks and wartime attacks on ships, none of Guillaume Le Gentil letters he had sent to the Academy or to his relatives had reached their destinations. It's honestly sad to be quite honest.
that leg story is literally like when you open up a game/dvd and the wrong disc is in there so you have to go to that discs copy and there’s a different disc in there
Following that example, the disc in the box the first dvd is supposed to be in. Would have a scratched and unreadable label and data on it. So like the example in the video, you don’t know who it belongs to.
Hello I was friends with Lakesha Levy. We were in the Air Force together and were classmates in medical laboratory training in Texas. She had a husband and a son whom she talked about all the time! She was later stationed in Oklahoma. Thanks for being brief and respectful of her memory.
Liar. What kind of person says this without a legit source? If you think you’re the person’s friend then you probably should’ve shown proof to people with a link. Don’t you find that fucked up?
Murder HeWrote that is the nature of inquiry my friend. Not trying to persuade, argue, or confirm anything. He simply finds information, makes an opinion, and gives us his findings. What great stuff a curious mind can bring to the table.
I was thinking that they should refund any charges since she was deceased. How observant were the neighbors that didn't notice no one ever mowed the yard? Even in the country people know what goes on at the neighbors... Update: FFS I have already seen the apartment replies.. and am capable of reading them. Is it really nessicary to add another comment saying it again after the first 100?
For those of you who want to disappear, please don't. You would be terribly missed, you are loved, and statistically speaking you are irreplaceable in the world we live in. You're needed and valued, and this world would be empty without you
I was intrigued by the story of the woman who was found dead after 3 years w/ the television on, so I did some more reading. Anyone wanna guess how she was finally discovered? Debt collectors. So in case you ever feel forgotten by your family and friends, don't worry - the debt collectors won't forget about you!
That woman who had her television on for three years while she was dead, she had no one coming to her door because she hadn't paid her bills in three years?
I know right? you’d think the electricity would run out once or mail would over flow and they would have to give it to you in person or a friend asking for sugar
@Anonymous You hear about these kinds of things happening every now and then. Some people lose contact with their family and friends and there is no one to look into what happened to them. No phone calls. No cards. No emails. No text. No social media posts. If it's cold they might make mummy before it gets warm and not smell. I kind of like the idea. I might try it someday.
I may be nine years late , but this episode has really impacted me to be honest , the ideas shown made me consider things i could have never even thought of on my own Its hard to describe
I would like to throw in some more ideas: the left leg "mystery", who says no one was buried with one leg?? And then the missing leg was found. I'm sure SOME of the victims were buried without legs, with a missing arm, etc. Also, I'm trying to pass on this (a bit disappointing) piece of wisdom: there are no true mysteries in the world, the real answers are always as mundane as possible.
inafridge After he got back, the King even intervened and he was able to get back his position at the Royal Academy as well as much of his belongings. He remarried and lived another two decades.
It's always absolutely heartbreaking to me, how people can die and no one ever notices they're gone. Like, I know some people intentionally isolate themselves from society and other people, but I have a feeling most just sort of wind up like that, as people fade out of their life and aren't replaced by new ones. Makes me feel like society should have some kind of safety net in place, to ensure that no one is ever truly alone who doesn't want to be 😭
I blame it on American culture Americans don’t have a normal strong bond with their families like In Mexican culture or Italian culture or Arab culture etc… in any of those cultures stuff like that would never happen In American when someone turns 18 they get out of the house and only see their parents on holidays and Mother’s Day and Father’s Day and also parents go to jail if they even think of disciplining their kids there’s just so much wrong in America
Bruh that made me remember,have you ever thought life is just a simulation like dream and soon you will wake up and have to go through all that shiz again and then it turns out that that life is a simulation/dream and it is and endless cycle for each person
Y'all, that astronomer did have a good ending. He married his ex-girlfriend, his research was credited to him, separate estate was given to him AND he got back in the Royal Academy Of Sciences. :)
When he said “believing no one would miss you, that’s just wrong” and then he backed it up with science and statistics, I almost cried. He just proved that everyone is loved scientifically!
This made me think of something kinda crazy. Back in 2020 my parents got divorced and my entire family basically fell apart. In the middle of it happening, a few of my immediate relatives, including me, all completely cut ties with the family because of them being terrible people. We all moved far away and never spoke to them again. I'm thinking about how eerie it must have been to them, one minute you're dealing with a shake in the family because of divorce, the next minute, 5 of your relatives almost phase from existence. Ive already check with everyone, nobody mentioned to anyone what our plans were. It's been 3 years.
Like, the, Shatner comma, spoken, but...drawn out, tics and all. This guy gives Tourette's a bad name. Tourette's people can't help twisting around. This guy can. Sheesh. Still, an interesting vid.
the last bit actually made my whole day you don't understand😭 i have severe depression and way too many family issues that i probably should but even just the smallest thing from large creators can make my day, even if its 9 years old
I feel sorry for that scientist... spends all his life trying to find out how far we are from the sun only to come home to see his life in shambles, all his worldly possessions plundered, and now all alone with no one there to hug him better... Fuck it I'm building a time machine! that poor french guy needs a hug
Anna V I'm not trying to insult you, it's a stereotype that french people are a##hole's, i'm playing off of that stereotype. I don't actually mean to offend you, just trying to the best out of a bad situation( a poor guy lost almost everything to witness an event, yet he didn't even get to).
My great great Uncle was a POW in WWII and his wife married his friend bc they assumed he was dead, I guess. He didnt find out she remarried until he came home. She went back to my Uncle, but the other man committed suicide. He was also in the War.
I can't stop thinking about the parents in that situation with the students and the car crash. One family lost a daughter, held a funeral for her, spent days grieving, only for her to miraculously come back to life. That must've been an amazing feeling for them. On the other hand, another family had their daughter, who they believed was lucky enough to have survived the crash and were waiting on her recovery, ripped away from them, finding out that she had been dead all along.
That was just heartbreaking, I hope Laura received a proper funeral after that. Thinking about how her body was there for a funeral that wasn’t even held for her is just depressing.
@@saradeeee I’m assuming that after a car crash her face was scarred, bruised and probably swollen. It sort of feels like the parents must of almost known it wasn’t their child in the hospital bed, but been in denial. It’s impossible to imagine being in that situation.
I re-watch these videos every so often. I remember these coming out. Vsauce inspired me to continue to discover things around me and ask questions. I love this channel
Vsauce is really smart for recognizing there’s probably some depressed people trying to find out how to “disappear”, and dedicated the end of the video to trying to stop them
I'm ''Missing missing''. Getting to that part of the video resonated with me. I wasn't when I first watched this video when it came out, but I have been now for nearly 5 years. It just kinda happened. Mind, I'm living comfortably, I have a partner and by extend a new family.
i remember once i was feeling super depressed, so i brought it upon myself to write my own obituary. i still have it somewhere today since i wrote it on an online document. i was 15, 16 or so when i wrote it. all i remember is the line that i died when i was 16. but now, 2 years later, whenever i fall into a spiral i remember that one time, and it makes me feel a little better about myself. that i still made it, regardless of how i felt and what i thought at that time. i like to come back to this video a lot purely for the ending part since it makes me feel better inside.
I love coming back to vsauce videos bc you can tell he didn't make these videos just for the people at the time but he was also speaking to us now and people further in the future. it's a different vibe from most youtubers and still makes his videos relevant and so entertaining to watch to this day
They get sucked into any slight gaps in the design, and end up somewhere in the body of the thing. Since they are so small, they are susceptible to getting sucked through the tiny crevices in the design of the dryer and/or washer. If you open it up, you will find them all. I've opened up enough of them to figure this out. Most repairmen are well aware of this as well lol
It can't be underestimated just how amazing this video is. Might be the most well written & heartful video by a youtuber of all time. That ending is a masterpiece, it takes real creative skill to write something that emotional and cathartic
It turned out alright for him in a way. I believe he sued the people who sold his stuff and when the King heard about this he had sure that the astronomer got a comfortable life again.
Lmao where did that fbi meme even come from thats pretty stupid i mean the fbi still can track you and see what u do but not everyone in the world has a fbi agent watching them all the time thats just a huge waste off time
@@mastershooter64 I know, and that's the meme. It's funny, since everyone always assumes that someones watching us, since humans are naturally paranoid.
2:23 I've watched this video so many times, but only now have I caught this reference to BCS/BB. It's great to know that Michael also watches and likes these shows. Honestly, I would love hear him talk about them too.
I thought I went missing for a while when I was like 7. I went to this place and I made a bunch of new friends and just forgot about my home. It was only after decades had passed that I realised how my family must have felt when I left. They must have thought I was dead. After saying goodbye to all of my friends, I finally gathered the courage to go back home. When I returned, however, everything was exactly the same, and not a single person even missed me. It was as if I was never gone at all. *Narnia sounds a lot fucking darker now, huh?*
Ye but isn't the world we live in like 1000x slower in time than Narnia, bc in the film they say they were gone for hours, opposed to months or years. hmm
The kids were only gone for a few minutes in our world. Time is different in Narnia. What I think would suck is being a king and having a lifetime of knowledge and respect then being treated as a child when you get back, the idea in child rearing at that time "children should be seen but not heard" I always thought that would be incredibly frustrating.
I was just thinking this, I'm a lot uglier than my brothers, they both have blue eyes and I have brown eyes, thats 100 percent confirmation right there
He's on tour with Adam Savage doing the "brain candy" shows live all over the U.S. A lot harder to make content on the road! He just uploaded some new stuff the other day tho! :)
Miachel’s videos are just like psychedelics. They start with fun and spectacle, then get heavy, and often dark, then the insane amount of information you’ve been taking in starts to coalesce and make sense. Finally, as the message becomes clearer, you are overwhelmed with real hope, a deep sense of purpose, and an understanding.
Really ? To be honest i did not even understood the point of the video. It's not clear or structured correctly for an informative video. Basically if you do not have a extended social life you could die tomorrow and no one would notice. Big deal. Nothing new or interesting about it. I learned nothing. If you want to watch something more interesting, Curious Droid is pretty good. The Action Guy is fun to watch too.
@@LordZero666 Umm, because it's not an informative video. This is a sort of motivational video. As the end suggests. If you want hard facts look elsewhere. This is Vsauce, a place where learning is fun and engaging and videos have lessons in them and purpose. I think this is a great video. It presents interesting stories, it has a positive side, an optimistic outlook and a dark side. The point is very clear. Vsauce wants to make informative videos that have an optimistic outlook, that lift your mood up, that make you interested in subjects by asking strange questions and he's *great* at it. The purpose of Vsauce's videos is to engage first and foremost. They are no made for the ones already interested in learning about things, they are meant for people that otherwise wouldn't click on an educational/informative video. They are meant to attract as many people as possible to learning.
@@weepingwillow3562 Yeah, totally comparable, waiting 8 years for the only chance to see the Venus transit within the next 100 years and staying up a few hours longer to see the full moon you can see every month for a few days
Hm.... Well, you do exist. But, if somebody saw a dead body and incorrectly identified you as that body, you would be declared dead. You could, theoretically, change your whole identity, and move away to new people. You could stay where you are, or you could just be in the shadows. Then, the you right now would exist anymore, but it did exist at some point or another.
Its the fear of the dark that makes us appreciate light, and its the cruelty of reality that makes us seek the light. In other words, its dark and everything we do is to mask the dark and depression, it all depends on how fast you buy it.
Most people when someone says no one will miss them: “Don’t be like that, there are tons of people who love you” Vsauce when someone says no one will miss them: *I seriously doubt that. In fact, I have statistics to back it up.*
John Smith Actually, I think it'd probably be somrthing like this instead: "It sure is cloudy today... " "But what is a cloud? Cloud. Orginated from the Old English word "clōd", meaning "a mass of rock or earth", a cloud is a visible mass of condensed water vapor floating in the atmosphere. Clouds were first studied during the 12th century when.... "
@@nyankittyxp4521Circumstances are always different, you never know if that person chose to not engage in society or if it was something beyond his control. Pushing it on not socialising is ignoring the other options that resulted in such end
Imagine going on a vacation and you return just to found you have been declared dead and your wife remarried
(castaway)
no one goes on vacation for 11 years like he did
@@dedwinx8040 well, I did
Skyett hey, you’re free now
I mean 11 years and no letters ? Carrier pigeons or something ?
Imagine being told your child is alive but in a coma, knowing that the other girl is dead and they had a funeral service for her, then when the girl you think is your child wakes up and says she is actually the other girl. How awful it must be realizing that they had the funeral for the wrong person and buried your daughter and you didn't even know it was her. I feel so bad for her parents.
That’s depressing...
@松田浩 our feelings don't matter, apparently
Madison C dad lives matter
@松田浩 you guys matter too, yes
The part that wasn't mentioned is that both girl had head and facial injuries to an extent that identification was not possible.
Michael saying "wherever you are, I'm glad you're there," and then playing Giving It My All did what half a year of therapy barely could.
💕
felt that ❤️
I love Micheal oh my fucking god
That hit hard
Holy shit I started crying when he said that. It’s been a while since someone has.
I rewatch this every few months whenever life starts to feel like it's too much for me to handle. It reminds me that I don't really want to disappear, even when I feel like I do.
@zenity-racer75
I don't NEED to disappear, no, but sometimes I want to. I want to live a better life, or at least a life with less pain and confusion and frustration and despair
Yeah, I get that. I understand the feeling... Just remember there is just some random commenter out there that remembered you for something you said. It could be something funny or sad, or something like this. Just know you will be remembered.@@MerchManDan
you are loved. we see you!❤❤
NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT
@@Reon_edits NEVER GIVE UP
imagine waiting 11 years away from home to see a rare astronomical event, not seeing it, going back home, and finding your wife remarried and your belongings sold
Hmm. When did that happen
To be fair, it wasn't like he had a carrier pigeon to let them know where he was. He probably knew something like that would happen after being gone for 11 years.
Due to shipwrecks and wartime attacks on ships, none of Guillaume Le Gentil letters he had sent to the Academy or to his relatives had reached their destinations. It's honestly sad to be quite honest.
@@technoblode4604 ALERT WE HAVE A FLEXER I repeat a FLEXER OF KNOWLEDGE!
Plus your job taken
that leg story is literally like when you open up a game/dvd and the wrong disc is in there so you have to go to that discs copy and there’s a different disc in there
Very accurate.
Following that example, the disc in the box the first dvd is supposed to be in. Would have a scratched and unreadable label and data on it. So like the example in the video, you don’t know who it belongs to.
Expect with limbs instead of game discs
Wtf this happened to me once
Yes, it's exactly the same 😁
The one where the woman was discovered dead on her sofa after 3 YEARS, like damn. That's really sad.
But how was her TV still on after 3 years? Who paid the cable and electricity bills
Death Son it was actually automatically paid, ive heard the whole story
I don't understand how the TV was still on. What about the electricity and cable bills?
@@wikiwiki1093
Read above your comment
How did no one smell her decaying?
Hello I was friends with Lakesha Levy. We were in the Air Force together and were classmates in medical laboratory training in Texas. She had a husband and a son whom she talked about all the time! She was later stationed in Oklahoma. Thanks for being brief and respectful of her memory.
I’m really sorry for your loss
may I ask what is your name?
I have a strong feelings this isn't real, chance it might be, but like its a RUclips comment section
Liar. What kind of person says this without a legit source?
If you think you’re the person’s friend then you probably should’ve shown proof to people with a link.
Don’t you find that fucked up?
@@RoyalestFort do you think people would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?
/s
Honestly that story is so sad. Imagine waiting 8 years, and people think you died, and your life is literally removed from existence.
And you didn't even got to see the thing that you travelled for
Cyrus Hoeschele I’ll be more sad that the one event I waited for 8 years for got cancelled because of some clouds.
What's existence?
Like what happened with him and his wife? Did they get back together. Did they just move on?
*Xsistenshil*
I love how he is constantly trying to figure out and never really has a begining or an end to his learning.
Murder HeWrote that is the nature of inquiry my friend. Not trying to persuade, argue, or confirm anything. He simply finds information, makes an opinion, and gives us his findings. What great stuff a curious mind can bring to the table.
@@matthewmaurer3212 well said. I love others knowledge in times like these. Stay safe brother. We will win.
Yeah Michael is a crazy foo this guy haha
That’s exactly how I am that’s why I love Michaels channel
Agree with all of the above...
The person who died left the TV running for 3 years. That's one big bill.
FLux Oh no
Lol
I was thinking that they should refund any charges since she was deceased. How observant were the neighbors that didn't notice no one ever mowed the yard? Even in the country people know what goes on at the neighbors...
Update: FFS I have already seen the apartment replies.. and am capable of reading them. Is it really nessicary to add another comment saying it again after the first 100?
Mindy McClaran True but she told them she was going on vacation and asked her neighbors to pay the bills
@@so3269 vacation for 3 years?
For those of you who want to disappear, please don't. You would be terribly missed, you are loved, and statistically speaking you are irreplaceable in the world we live in. You're needed and valued, and this world would be empty without you
As if
As if
As if
I'm gonna kill myself NOW
@@darknessdarkrai4549are u still here with us?
yknow what a good motivational speech would be? one that doesnt contain any LIES
“Where do people who disappear go?” Yes Micheal that’s kind of the thing
they go to mars duh
Your pfp matches
@@gracefullydumb i heard they go to Pluto but nvm
@Bebopman CurrentHol’up what?
@vladimir putin is andrei panin jfk is jimmy carter I have been to space
I was intrigued by the story of the woman who was found dead after 3 years w/ the television on, so I did some more reading. Anyone wanna guess how she was finally discovered? Debt collectors. So in case you ever feel forgotten by your family and friends, don't worry - the debt collectors won't forget about you!
What a comforting thought
Wow, at least *someone* cares
one advantage of having debts 😌
Imagine getting into that house and seeing that, it would be fucking... Awesome, horrific and sad at the same time
michael is wrong when he says it was at least 3 years, it was more like 2 years and 1 month
That woman who had her television on for three years while she was dead, she had no one coming to her door because she hadn't paid her bills in three years?
Autopay? Living in an apartment with utilities included? Someone dropped the ball.
It would've gone on standby. 💯
@@Themis33 Depends on the model. An older one might not. Or it could depend on how it was set up. They didn't used to make 'em like they do now.
I know right? you’d think the electricity would run out once or mail would over flow and they would have to give it to you in person or a friend asking for sugar
@Anonymous You hear about these kinds of things happening every now and then. Some people lose contact with their family and friends and there is no one to look into what happened to them. No phone calls. No cards. No emails. No text. No social media posts. If it's cold they might make mummy before it gets warm and not smell. I kind of like the idea. I might try it someday.
I may be nine years late , but this episode has really impacted me to be honest , the ideas shown made me consider things i could have never even thought of on my own
Its hard to describe
Its the best Vsauce video imo
@@chain12bbtrue
I would like to throw in some more ideas: the left leg "mystery", who says no one was buried with one leg?? And then the missing leg was found. I'm sure SOME of the victims were buried without legs, with a missing arm, etc.
Also, I'm trying to pass on this (a bit disappointing) piece of wisdom: there are no true mysteries in the world, the real answers are always as mundane as possible.
@@raphaellavictoria01 probably just some homeless guys leg
I feel the same way. The joke portion at the end was poignant. It's been a while since a youtube video has made me feel something this strong.
the story of that French astronomer is sad
inafridge After he got back, the King even intervened and he was able to get back his position at the Royal Academy as well as much of his belongings. He remarried and lived another two decades.
The story of Marcus Garvey is worse, IMO.
If I could I would comment 10 times.
Yeah and the Target one is weird
inafridge yeh
The scary fact is that out of this 15 mil. people who watched this video at least 1 probably has dissapeared.
That's freaky to think about, out of everyone who has watched this.. someone's probably been murdered to.
yeah :/
God, that's scary
Bruh don’ do that to me
1? all the people who disappeared on purpose are here wondering how they were found out
Imagine walking home in the middle of the night then you hear: "hey Vsauce Michael here, how do people dissapear" from the bushes
Imma pull my m16 out
Dat creepy
Cloaked Sec In ol’ Merica’ we do
well ill show you how!
@@ShayanSaqiba It's unlikely to be an m16.
It's always absolutely heartbreaking to me, how people can die and no one ever notices they're gone. Like, I know some people intentionally isolate themselves from society and other people, but I have a feeling most just sort of wind up like that, as people fade out of their life and aren't replaced by new ones. Makes me feel like society should have some kind of safety net in place, to ensure that no one is ever truly alone who doesn't want to be 😭
I blame it on American culture Americans don’t have a normal strong bond with their families like In Mexican culture or Italian culture or Arab culture etc… in any of those cultures stuff like that would never happen
In American when someone turns 18 they get out of the house and only see their parents on holidays and Mother’s Day and Father’s Day and also parents go to jail if they even think of disciplining their kids there’s just so much wrong in America
@@Mohamadthemanmostly true but parents are allowed to discipline their kids in america, unless when you say discipline you mean whoopings.
“How do you know that you haven’t already disappeared” I just had an existential crisis after that one
Honestly, i’ve never wondered if i was switched in the hospital before today.
I'm watching random Vsauce at 01:00 and this shit scares me XD
@@gavinbowman1463 lmao i rushed into the comments when vsauce said that
Bruh that made me remember,have you ever thought life is just a simulation like dream and soon you will wake up and have to go through all that shiz again and then it turns out that that life is a simulation/dream and it is and endless cycle for each person
@@slushfabuloso5329 cool
Imagine being at your own funeral.
😄😳👍
Everyone is at their own funeral... wait
warriors.nerd1107 :3
they’re not imagining tho 😳😳
Joseph joestar bro
i live in a grave
Vsauce has now disappeared... from mainstream, non-premium, RUclips.
Sicao is dead yay no FUCKIN £15:99 A MONTH
Frickin ass bitchis
He still uploads entertaining Vsaucey videos on DONG
:'|
He still posts on his DONG channel....its trash compared to this glorious content
Sicao is dead someone said that already last year your jokes not funny
9 years ago and this still holds up. That is what good content should be like.
Y'all, that astronomer did have a good ending. He married his ex-girlfriend, his research was credited to him, separate estate was given to him AND he got back in the Royal Academy Of Sciences. :)
now that's even better than seeing a giant planet in a sky :)
edit : The planet's small.....
oh good! i was seriously bummed about that first ending
• ͜ •
Damn Michael jebaited us
Baller
When he said “believing no one would miss you, that’s just wrong” and then he backed it up with science and statistics, I almost cried. He just proved that everyone is loved scientifically!
Michael Simmons tru
Well, scientifically, it's not *everyone*....
He proved that everyone would be missed but not that they're loved xd
@@aliciamartinez8716 o_0
Alicia Martínez Yeah, that’s what I meant
This is like smoking a joint without smoking a joint
Mike B. Try smoking a joint and watching vsauce
Lmfaooo
Erikas Sadauskas ok boomer
👀 this again .. wtf is this about again? Lol
@Jb 318 uh who the heck gets filmed the second they step out of their house??
This made me think of something kinda crazy. Back in 2020 my parents got divorced and my entire family basically fell apart. In the middle of it happening, a few of my immediate relatives, including me, all completely cut ties with the family because of them being terrible people. We all moved far away and never spoke to them again. I'm thinking about how eerie it must have been to them, one minute you're dealing with a shake in the family because of divorce, the next minute, 5 of your relatives almost phase from existence. Ive already check with everyone, nobody mentioned to anyone what our plans were. It's been 3 years.
I'm sorry to hear that, I hope you are in a good position and are happy now.
also "back in 2020" makes me feel weird
@@1cool "back in 2020" makes me feel old
😢
Holy shit it's been 4 years since 2020 and 5 years since corona ??
@@nishutheintrovert
Corona started in 2020 so it’s still just 4 years since corona
I love how Michael talks
"The store... apologised"
"Disappearing isn't...illegal"
"What if...YOU disappear?"
Slightly threatening
Oh the suspense.
commas boy...
“What if, YOU disappear”
*slowly unsheathes knife and gets balaclava and hood out*
*lets find out*
Like, the, Shatner comma, spoken, but...drawn out, tics and all.
This guy gives Tourette's a bad name. Tourette's people can't help twisting around. This guy can.
Sheesh.
Still, an interesting vid.
I guess you could say his daughter was...
targeted.
Ba dam tiss
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh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@@__-yz1ob dear god help meeeeeee
You can say sorry now
@@ibtastico +1
imagine coming to vsauce to have fun and not being depressed.
Lol imagine posting a funny comment sounding witty to make some random stranger laugh
That’s really frickin funny
Yeah this is depressing and scary
literally what im doing now
...
the last bit actually made my whole day you don't understand😭 i have severe depression and way too many family issues that i probably should but even just the smallest thing from large creators can make my day, even if its 9 years old
I feel sorry for that scientist... spends all his life trying to find out how far we are from the sun only to come home to see his life in shambles, all his worldly possessions plundered, and now all alone with no one there to hug him better...
Fuck it I'm building a time machine! that poor french guy needs a hug
But he's French, so now everything's all better!
xavier welinder Yes, us French people ARE AWESOMESAUCE!
Anna V I meant as in he's French, so noone cares about him/you....
xavier welinder Whatevs cause do I really care if you're trying to be insulting? Marshmellows must learn
Anna V I'm not trying to insult you, it's a stereotype that french people are a##hole's, i'm playing off of that stereotype. I don't actually mean to offend you, just trying to the best out of a bad situation( a poor guy lost almost everything to witness an event, yet he didn't even get to).
Imagine being buried with someone else’s left leg...
Imagine someone else getting buried with your leg.
@@firstnamelastname7244 imagine someone else being buried with you and your both missing your left leg
@@Kauzeyy imagine both having your own left legs and not being buried.
@@monke980 what
imagine imagining.
Vsauce: "How do you know you're real?"
Me: "That's absurd!"
*Starts fading out of existence*
*Mr Michael, I don't feel too good*
I think...
@@septro8850 Goddamit I wanted to say that!
Well I mean, goo-
Inyoface 545 same..
It's a dream of mine to disappear without a trace, but I'm also terrified of disappearing without a trace. There's two different meanings.
Please don't do it, people will lose sleep looking for you
@@kawaibakanekoI think he means it’s a *bad* dream of his.
Imagine your leg becoming a mystery
😳
"My leg is more famous then me"
"My Leg!"
~That one fish from spongebob
It was Stanky Leg in person. It actually invented a dance after being dug up
My leg has some mysterious power
Damn that story of the Paris man was so sad. Imagine coming home to your wife remarrying and all your belongings stolen
Those bitches ain't loyal
I thought the lady that was dead in her apartment for years before anyone knew was sadder.
My great great Uncle was a POW in WWII and his wife married his friend bc they assumed he was dead, I guess. He didnt find out she remarried until he came home. She went back to my Uncle, but the other man committed suicide. He was also in the War.
@@dawnsites4232 they could've written a book about that, its an interesting but tragic story.
@@dawnsites4232 man that sucks. I don't know what else to say
“How do you know you haven’t already disappeared”
Bruh💀
I have disappeared… from the other corner of my bed. I am now sitting on a pillow against the corner of the wall, not my nightstand.
I read this comment as he said it
DJ Tile Turnip Holy shit! Me too!
He knows we wouldn' t be watching his videos in company of other people
@@DJTileTurnip same tho pretty creepy
"Wherever you are, we're glad you're there"
-Micheal
Some depressed person: No one will miss me
Vsauce: First, what is no one?
and how much does no one weigh
@@purpleshep7439 but most importantly
Can you make a bomb out of no one??
How is no one when at where?
Stop giving him ideas! XD
Dats a bootyful profile
Not gonna lie... this was the best RUclips video I've seen
I feel alone
It will get better
I'm normal Hey I saw you in the küwai o'o bird song's comment section...Nice to see u again
Pro Elium thanks ^^
I'm normal Awesome lis picture btw lol
I can't stop thinking about the parents in that situation with the students and the car crash. One family lost a daughter, held a funeral for her, spent days grieving, only for her to miraculously come back to life. That must've been an amazing feeling for them. On the other hand, another family had their daughter, who they believed was lucky enough to have survived the crash and were waiting on her recovery, ripped away from them, finding out that she had been dead all along.
That was just heartbreaking, I hope Laura received a proper funeral after that. Thinking about how her body was there for a funeral that wasn’t even held for her is just depressing.
Michael showed the pictures, they dont look THAT similar that their own parents wouldn't recognize that its their daughter or not....
@@saradeeee I’m assuming that after a car crash her face was scarred, bruised and probably swollen. It sort of feels like the parents must of almost known it wasn’t their child in the hospital bed, but been in denial. It’s impossible to imagine being in that situation.
@@saradeeee never seen someone that died in a car wreck, huh? They don’t look much like they do when they’re living.
there was a House episode like this
I re-watch these videos every so often. I remember these coming out. Vsauce inspired me to continue to discover things around me and ask questions. I love this channel
I love the way Michael "pops up" whenever he goes to start talking xD Wonder if he ever gets bored of crouching below his tripod between every take!
haha
I was thinking that too
I think he's snorting cocaine. His ramblings are further evidence.
+MajorAmosStoddar ahhhhhh damn that made me laugh hahahahahahahahaha
+MajorAmosStoddar seems accurate... lol
Plot twist: The guy that impregnated the girl works at target
NANI?!¿?
I won't like your comment just because it has 69 likes and is good just the way it is
@@klavsbajars7666 true dat
@@klavsbajars7666 Did it for ya.
I know right, I was thinking the same thing!!!! 😂😂😂
Vsauce is really smart for recognizing there’s probably some depressed people trying to find out how to “disappear”, and dedicated the end of the video to trying to stop them
based username
1.1k likes 1 reply let me change that
I'm ''Missing missing''. Getting to that part of the video resonated with me.
I wasn't when I first watched this video when it came out, but I have been now for nearly 5 years. It just kinda happened.
Mind, I'm living comfortably, I have a partner and by extend a new family.
@@damien12221could you elaborate
@@damien12221How does that "kinda happen"?
i remember once i was feeling super depressed, so i brought it upon myself to write my own obituary. i still have it somewhere today since i wrote it on an online document. i was 15, 16 or so when i wrote it. all i remember is the line that i died when i was 16. but now, 2 years later, whenever i fall into a spiral i remember that one time, and it makes me feel a little better about myself. that i still made it, regardless of how i felt and what i thought at that time. i like to come back to this video a lot purely for the ending part since it makes me feel better inside.
"What if you are already missing but don't know it?" Thank you Vsauce for breaking my mind.
"Wherever you are... We're glad you're there."
Me: *looks around basement I'm tied up in* Cool.
You must have a very kind abductor if he lets you watch youtube XD
The fact Michael is glad you are there is disappointing. I would love to hear that he is rescuing kidnapped people for fun.
@@i_vasisualy except he just turned a random vid and switched on autoplay. I'm not allowed to choose my vids...
@@i_vasisualy you're right
Light turns on... a man is standing there. It's Michael.
"...Hey!"
How do people disappear?
*A faint snap is heard from a distance.
THANOS YOU SON OF A BIIII *fades away*
Mr Stark, I don't wanna die
“Death is inevita-“ *dusted away*
OH FRI-
Shi-
I love coming back to vsauce videos bc you can tell he didn't make these videos just for the people at the time but he was also speaking to us now and people further in the future. it's a different vibe from most youtubers and still makes his videos relevant and so entertaining to watch to this day
“An angry dad in Minneapolis stormed into target” That did not age well
Lol
Imagine this happning seems so unlikely
What are the odds!
Lol
lmao
how do socks disappear
dryer: *rumbles uncontrollably*
Why doesn't this have more likes
Lol
Zoom zoom , ( a reference from mairred with children episode where als socks are taken by space alien and used for fule ( gas ) )
The poor socks
They get sucked into any slight gaps in the design, and end up somewhere in the body of the thing. Since they are so small, they are susceptible to getting sucked through the tiny crevices in the design of the dryer and/or washer. If you open it up, you will find them all. I've opened up enough of them to figure this out. Most repairmen are well aware of this as well lol
anyone else love his choice of music for these videos
Arwen Arlert Yes
Arwen Arlert check out jake chudnow. Its his music
Arwen Arlert yup. So, people go away and never come back. but, listen to this happy music!
Arwen Arlert ♑️♑️♑️♑️♒️
Arwen Arlert YES!!
It can't be underestimated just how amazing this video is. Might be the most well written & heartful video by a youtuber of all time. That ending is a masterpiece, it takes real creative skill to write something that emotional and cathartic
“We are tracked and followed digitally now more than ever before” -2013
Now 2019...
You know it
It's NOW 2020... 🙃
2020 vision here
2020
Nipe Hero time please stop going forward.
The French guy is sad. Waited all that time, ruined his entire life, and was declared dead just so could look at a cloud.
It turned out alright for him in a way. I believe he sued the people who sold his stuff and when the King heard about this he had sure that the astronomer got a comfortable life again.
Dr Crow I mean... he did technically DECIDE to abandon his family and I doubt he spent his years in Paris without companionship or intimacy.
Hahahaha suck shit
He did send letters, several in fact. But all ships that delivered his letters sunked and so none reached their destinations.
clouds
Me: Watches this video
My FBI agent: Oh no
Lmao where did that fbi meme even come from thats pretty stupid i mean the fbi still can track you and see what u do but not everyone in the world has a fbi agent watching them all the time thats just a huge waste off time
@@mastershooter64 I know, and that's the meme. It's funny, since everyone always assumes that someones watching us, since humans are naturally paranoid.
@@mastershooter64 woooosh
Fuck
Its not s woooosh he just wondering who created this meme
2:23 I've watched this video so many times, but only now have I caught this reference to BCS/BB. It's great to know that Michael also watches and likes these shows. Honestly, I would love hear him talk about them too.
6:04 I thought he was going to sing Allstar
Epsoo same here
🅱️uss Po🅱️🅱️in Jim🅱️o
He even says it in key.
You have no idea how many times I replayed that XD XD
xD now that you mention it I can hear it now.
“Whereever you are we’re glad you’re there”
People in jail: ...
Glad they didn't kill you on sight? That works, right? I'd rather spend a few years in jail than to literally die.
@@kikisakura8189 Is that the alternative to being arrested? Death?
Hahahahahah dead
@@adashofbitter well depends how you look at it
@@adashofbitter Yes my dude. How do you think they dealt with criminals, murderers back in the day? Just executed them
I’m leaving this for 7 years. Look after my comment.
Okie dokie
He he hoo
😹
Sure buddy o pal
Bruh, RUclips gonna die before then, definitely
the first minute and 30 seconds is mind blowing to realize this video is 10 years old.... Now they can see our faces through a live feed at any moment
This took such a wholesome turn. From body parts of dead people getting switched to acknowledging our existance and being glad we're here
I'm certainly not glad I'm here!
@@godnyx117 Why?
@@unclegardener Because world....
@@godnyx117 relatable
@@Nicooo This comment makes me feel like I'm not alone! Hope I could hug you my friend!!!
Is it just me, or do all of vsauce's videos feel and seem eerie, strange, and sometimes outright creepy.
BouncyCreeper LewisAkens I know!!
BouncyCreeper LewisAkens it's the music
Richard Aversa Still...
the way he stares, and his way of talking in general makes me feel he's some kind of a psychopath. I have a hard time watching these videos alone.
Lobna Ashraf Not a psychopath, just a guy who sat in the corner whispering to himself for a year or so.
that girl's dad, like good on him for being big enough to come back with an apology
But dumb enough to go in in the first place
I guess you can say that the girl was indeed targeted
@@janejanebobanebananafannaf2522 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@janejanebobanebananafannaf2522 ba dum tsssssssss
@@janejanebobanebananafannaf2522 the comment you copied is literally above this thread
I love how “Angry Dad” even has the words flashed on screen, like it’s a new and crucial concept.
My dad isn’t missing. He just went for milk and cigarettes. He’ll be back
Is he back yet?
Siann Kellman
No but it’s only been ten years so... 🤞
MrShanester117 lets aim for 11 😤
...soon
Sorry son I had to stop for gas be home soon
Vsauce explaining why your loved and wanted mathematically. Made my day.
PaperToast123 it made mine too
You're. Its you're.
That1RandomDud3 It’s. It’s it’s
@@AnnmusPnda fuck
That1RandomDud3 frick. It’s frick.
I thought I went missing for a while when I was like 7. I went to this place and I made a bunch of new friends and just forgot about my home. It was only after decades had passed that I realised how my family must have felt when I left. They must have thought I was dead. After saying goodbye to all of my friends, I finally gathered the courage to go back home. When I returned, however, everything was exactly the same, and not a single person even missed me. It was as if I was never gone at all.
*Narnia sounds a lot fucking darker now, huh?*
Ye but isn't the world we live in like 1000x slower in time than Narnia, bc in the film they say they were gone for hours, opposed to months or years. hmm
@@jolewisskates4173 werent they adults ib the end of the first movie?
Or maybe time goes so fast it seems like a few minutes in the real world?
Sounds like your parents neglected you
The kids were only gone for a few minutes in our world. Time is different in Narnia. What I think would suck is being a king and having a lifetime of knowledge and respect then being treated as a child when you get back, the idea in child rearing at that time "children should be seen but not heard" I always thought that would be incredibly frustrating.
This is my favorite vsauce video. It’s literally a comfort video of mine. I’ve watched it a couple times a year every year❤️
It's creepy to think I could have been accidentally switched with other parents when I was born...
I was just thinking this, I'm a lot uglier than my brothers, they both have blue eyes and I have brown eyes, thats 100 percent confirmation right there
DeclanBurger or your mom cheated ?
+Declan Burger what color eyes do your (maybe) parents have?
thats not how genetics work
Oh... What did I do wrong?
Title: How People Disappear
Michael: Target knows when you are pregnant
Lol that is so true😂😂😂
That's the funniest joke I've ever heard.
@@im1who84u u over 38? Cuz if not... Odds are u'll hear a better one
@@chrisabdo3019 I am..... and I only left that comment to be funny and sarcastic.
Ta Da....
nowon kjhg 666 i saved you by liking, you welcome.
well since you dont upload anything on regular youtube anymore i guess we can say you disappeared
Black Star omfg savage but come on, he's life
Black Star I'm under the age of 38, so this is not the funniest joke I will ever hear.
He's on tour with Adam Savage doing the "brain candy" shows live all over the U.S.
A lot harder to make content on the road! He just uploaded some new stuff the other day tho! :)
Black Star I
Can I has the channel?
I’m back at free ten years. What’s crazy is that Target At Minneapolis no longer exists. Burned down 2020.
No way ur joking. I left MN in 2020 when it was being burnt down.
Miachel’s videos are just like psychedelics. They start with fun and spectacle, then get heavy, and often dark, then the insane amount of information you’ve been taking in starts to coalesce and make sense. Finally, as the message becomes clearer, you are overwhelmed with real hope, a deep sense of purpose, and an understanding.
wow.
Really ? To be honest i did not even understood the point of the video.
It's not clear or structured correctly for an informative video.
Basically if you do not have a extended social life you could die tomorrow and no one would notice.
Big deal.
Nothing new or interesting about it. I learned nothing.
If you want to watch something more interesting, Curious Droid is pretty good. The Action Guy is fun to watch too.
@@LordZero666 Umm, because it's not an informative video. This is a sort of motivational video. As the end suggests. If you want hard facts look elsewhere. This is Vsauce, a place where learning is fun and engaging and videos have lessons in them and purpose. I think this is a great video. It presents interesting stories, it has a positive side, an optimistic outlook and a dark side. The point is very clear.
Vsauce wants to make informative videos that have an optimistic outlook, that lift your mood up, that make you interested in subjects by asking strange questions and he's *great* at it. The purpose of Vsauce's videos is to engage first and foremost. They are no made for the ones already interested in learning about things, they are meant for people that otherwise wouldn't click on an educational/informative video. They are meant to attract as many people as possible to learning.
Pre-Packaged _ never taken LSD or DMT but I get what you're at
How the bloody hell did you misspell Michael but correctly spelt psychedelics ..?
With 13M views the chances are there is a lot of missing people watching this video
Or someone died in the 13 m
BRUH
Billy *are
You just get m...
See I *was* going to like this comment but it has 420 likes so i'm not gonna.
Michael: Thank you for watching
Me: No, thank you
'lol nope'
Y..you too
YES
This turned so wholesome. There's quite a few people who needed to hear that, and i was one of them 😢
"They dont disappear for nothing, look up their browser history"
50 000
@@joenickson2370 damn
@@joenickson2370 nailed it !!
r/woooosh
Shit... Uhmm.. I swear its not something that can get me to jail, i uhmm swear...
I came here to have a mental breakdown, not walk away with a positive message for why I should continue living
Same!
Well i hope you’re doing better now
we're all gonna make it. Take care.
we’re all gonna die lonely sad deaths. *take care.*
You're going to screw it up. Take care
Imagine building an observatory and waiting eight years for Venus and on the night your waiting for its too cloudy to see it :(
And that is how you get crippling depression for the rest of your life, no offense to anyone
Something similar happened to me, I stayed up really late to see the full moon and take a picture but it was cloudy
@@weepingwillow3562 Yeah, totally comparable, waiting 8 years for the only chance to see the Venus transit within the next 100 years and staying up a few hours longer to see the full moon you can see every month for a few days
@@Astromath Something very similar happened to me tho. I got up really early to watch the street lamps turn off. I was too late.
Also ur wife leaves u
Rewatching vsauce vids that i watched 5-8 years ago is so nostalgic and wholesome, he is the best youtuber
I like how people are just rewatching old vsause because they have to pay for the new ones
crunkdwscrew wtf i’m going to check now, das sad
Not really, if one wants they can pirate it easily and watch. The real reason is these are better than the new ones.
Meizar Farizky I’m so glad
@@vinayaksinha2255 wait wot,how?
@@voice-less just Google it. Mindfield vsauce download.
I'm home alone. No one can see me, no one can hear me or touch me. Do I exist?
lol
you typed this comment
Hm.... Well, you do exist. But, if somebody saw a dead body and incorrectly identified you as that body, you would be declared dead. You could, theoretically, change your whole identity, and move away to new people. You could stay where you are, or you could just be in the shadows. Then, the you right now would exist anymore, but it did exist at some point or another.
You are still you regardless of what you call yourself or what others call you
Errick But your personality, appearance and thoughts would be different. But technically, then we would be different every millisecond.
Michael: *Talks about missing children switched at birth*
Me: *looks at mom*
This comment is Underrated..
I did that to
"Mom why are you and dad white but I'm black"
Thankfully, I look exactly like my parents so I know for a fact I'm not missing.
Unless I have an older version of myself that isn't related to me
My mom says I'm adopted
is nobody gonna talk about how that tv is reliable af for running 3 years non stop
When he hit me with the how do you know you haven’t already disappeared
That upbeat music at end was just to mask how dark and depressing the video was
on god, it even had that creepy ass hydrogen sound music. You know shit gets serious when it (rarely) plays.
When vsause starts raising his eyebrows I know something is gonna go down
Its the fear of the dark that makes us appreciate light, and its the cruelty of reality that makes us seek the light. In other words, its dark and everything we do is to mask the dark and depression, it all depends on how fast you buy it.
Vsauce: so wherever you are I'm glad your there:)
Me: *tied up in a basement getting tourtured*
Hey How did you get to the computer
@@theoristnumber1173 every kidnapper keeps a computer in their basement
@begone -because I'm a kidnapper-
@@wellhelltherefellwhuman4637 hey wait a minute
This thread got akward as F***!!👀😂😂
There may be plenty of people who have gone missing, but this video will never disappear from our hearts. ❤
Most people when someone says no one will miss them: “Don’t be like that, there are tons of people who love you”
Vsauce when someone says no one will miss them: *I seriously doubt that. In fact, I have statistics to back it up.*
69 likeS
He didn’t really back it up
I'll miss you.
For sure.
Except for the woman discovered dead 3 years after dying, like how does that even happen???
@@mindegrade3403 he did tho
am i the only one who found this very scary?
Éirinn Go Brách i did 2
Blossom Sims yeah its kinda creepy
nope.
obviously not you fucking downie
Phil Harris no need to be rude
"She was dead for 3 years and nobody checked on her" lmao that's gonna be me
Ooff
FruityPieQ that’s sad... :(
she didn’t pay her light bill for three years , but the tv is still on .
Maybe she had all her bills come out automatically
Me.
7:22 there’s one billion people more on this planet than there was 10 years ago
crazy
Every ten years we gain a billion people
@@campbell27no
@@billysits2 yes
Unfortunately.
Vsauce thought process:
"It sure is cloudy today..."
"Am I real? Are you real? What if we could travel at the speed of light? Are we alone in space?"
John Smith AHAHAHAHA well said m8, well said xD
felixmarc98 how young are you?
Great Rhyno How old are you? :0
John Smith Actually, I think it'd probably be somrthing like this instead:
"It sure is cloudy today... "
"But what is a cloud? Cloud. Orginated from the Old English word "clōd", meaning "a mass of rock or earth", a cloud is a visible mass of condensed water vapor floating in the atmosphere. Clouds were first studied during the 12th century when.... "
Joey Fun you win the Internet today! Absolutely perfect man!
everyone talking about the astronomer while I'm absolutely depressed about the person that's been on the sofa for 3 years 💀
nobody missed him, it´s crazy...
@@sl33pyzinthat happens when you don’t socialize
@@nyankittyxp4521how to socialize in society full of hate towards you
@@nyankittyxp4521Circumstances are always different, you never know if that person chose to not engage in society or if it was something beyond his control. Pushing it on not socialising is ignoring the other options that resulted in such end
Tv still on got me
how do you get lost lol just go back
but dude it's dark and shit
Omg you right bro
BigSmokeVEVO
Well shit, how come I didn’t think of this..
BigSmokeVEVO maybe if you pick the wrong house
4Head
"So, wherever you are, we're glad you there." Such powerful words.