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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 31 тыс.

  • @nickitaaytac8131
    @nickitaaytac8131 3 года назад +22663

    Somehow Vsauce video quality is timeless.

    • @lorinczadrienjeno4839
      @lorinczadrienjeno4839 3 года назад +554

      It really is. And I also love that as the years went by the videos got longer and longer

    • @xraystudios3693
      @xraystudios3693 3 года назад +380

      holy f*** only now I realize this is 2013

    • @ns.kha29
      @ns.kha29 3 года назад +25

      @@lorinczadrienjeno4839 LOL

    • @Nate-ge3ii
      @Nate-ge3ii 3 года назад +16

      @@lorinczadrienjeno4839 is that shit still under nc mane

    • @wilmerlindell1472
      @wilmerlindell1472 3 года назад +9

      Ya its soo weird

  • @ricky12105
    @ricky12105 Год назад +3562

    Can’t believe it’s been 9 years since this video first aired. Time flies. Very relevant this month with the release of Oppenheimer. I will be forever grateful for your work Michael!

    • @atc_nth
      @atc_nth Год назад +51

      I came back to this video specifically because I just saw Oppenheimer, to see if there was anything I might see in a new light after the movie and after several years of personal growth. Clearly I'm not the only one, pretty cool

    • @ujfujf422
      @ujfujf422 Год назад +6

      im not even a movie fan so aint gonna watch it, glad it came back into my reccomended though, vsauce is 100% in the top creators in youtube just for how timeless and amazing his videos are, i still rewatch the ones i watched as a kid

    • @RealNameNeverUsed
      @RealNameNeverUsed Год назад +2

      Michael doesn’t age one bit

    • @vintagememelord8168
      @vintagememelord8168 Год назад +3

      I think YT recommended me this vid, again, by coincidence..

    • @figg9417
      @figg9417 Год назад

      @@atc_nth the visual of the nuclear bomb was kind of underwhelming it looked like you know your normal Hollywood explosion, but the movie is not about the bomb it's about Oppenheimer

  • @hashbrownz1999
    @hashbrownz1999 8 лет назад +5431

    This is the kind of video you can watch and then just kind of sit and do nothing for the next 10 minutes after watching

  • @novakonstant
    @novakonstant 2 года назад +1608

    Vsauce replayability is incredible. I remember watching this video when it was released 8 years ago and its still top notch content even today.

    • @fuffoon
      @fuffoon Год назад +10

      I concur.

    • @kdubs928
      @kdubs928 Год назад +13

      All of his videos are

    • @spidscorp4523
      @spidscorp4523 Год назад +2

      Yeah, its my like 3rd time watching this

    • @Nah_Bohdi
      @Nah_Bohdi 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@spidscorp4523
      THIRD?! Noobie, begone!

  • @paigerenee4173
    @paigerenee4173 4 года назад +8901

    "The enemy has, for the first time, used cruel bombs."
    chills. so many chills.

    • @thebondofunity
      @thebondofunity 3 года назад +352

      And so so very very sad. Especially because they are very real

    • @quepacho64
      @quepacho64 3 года назад +586

      Honestly, knowing unit 731 existed and was significantly overseen by Hirohito himself at the time, those words sound quite hypocritical nowadays

    • @politedog4959
      @politedog4959 3 года назад +691

      @@quepacho64 yeah, never forget that Japan was the aggressor in that war, and commited unspeakable crimes against humanity in China and other places on par with Nazi Germany. You cant naturally assume that all Japanese civilians were okay with this (though there also werent any significant resistance movements like in Germany), but if you would have been okay with nuking Nazi Germany, you have to also be okay with the nukes on Japan. In the end, these bombs ironically probably saved millions of American, Japanese and maybe Soviet lives

    • @Bell-ih5ln
      @Bell-ih5ln 3 года назад +65

      Cruel even for war

    • @submarinoflotador4532
      @submarinoflotador4532 3 года назад +428

      As always, the USA tries to justify the murder of civilians.
      At that time saying that it was necessary to end the war, and now cataloging civilians as "unarmed combatants."

  • @jumbojunk2681
    @jumbojunk2681 3 года назад +4838

    Jokes aside, I think this is one of my favourite VSauce videos. I especially love the quote "We have weapons that can mimic the winds on Neptune and the furnace of the Sun, yet we cannot predict the weather in half an hour's time" (paraphrasing, the actual quote is different). That along with the story of Kokura and how it was spared, and the classic old Micheal ramblings turning into a cohesive narrative complemented beautifully by Jake Chudnow makes this video an absolute mind joy to watch

    • @jamesfratner3190
      @jamesfratner3190 3 года назад +59

      Without a doubt my favorite. I've watched it over and over and over again

    • @tacosauce8279
      @tacosauce8279 3 года назад +8

      No cap

    • @tomatoversace3427
      @tomatoversace3427 3 года назад +35

      Good comment. No jokes about the loss of human life. I agree friend.

    • @tortugatech
      @tortugatech 3 года назад +8

      I come back to this episode from time to time... Definitely gives me the chills

    • @clag1109
      @clag1109 3 года назад +17

      great comment this is also one of my favs, but I have a minor complaint. wouldn’t you be paraphrasing here since you admit the actual quote is different?

  • @Milkra
    @Milkra 5 лет назад +22587

    "Here's something you can try at home: build a nuclear reactor"
    Thank you Michael, very cool.

    • @stgeorge5862
      @stgeorge5862 5 лет назад +454

      *FBI WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
      😂

    • @greypersoninagreybackround3279
      @greypersoninagreybackround3279 5 лет назад +112

      But they’re are nuclear thing detectors so you can’t do it :(

    • @BLINC606
      @BLINC606 5 лет назад +42

      Gamer George more like CIA

    • @AAvfx
      @AAvfx 5 лет назад +9

      Thanks

    • @thetau4866
      @thetau4866 5 лет назад +10

      @@greypersoninagreybackround3279 some kid actually made a Nuclear Reactor.

  • @CryptoNWO
    @CryptoNWO 3 года назад +633

    I legit come here and watch this video once a month (if not more)
    Michaels presentation in this video is chilling

    • @MrKevin-wu8re
      @MrKevin-wu8re 2 года назад

      fuck off, stop using bots and make actual fucking content

    • @digital1235
      @digital1235 9 месяцев назад

      Yo the person with an arg that nobody is aware of

    • @billant2
      @billant2 8 месяцев назад

      A great full length video instead of those silly "shorts" for the short attention span folks. lol By the way, at 4:04 it's hard to believe that they never found the uranium rich secondary. I would think that a Geiger would have gone off the scale even buried in the ground. Scary stuff.

    • @autistick3987
      @autistick3987 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@billant2 I'd believe it was shielded so well in the combination with the soil covering it, it was not possible to find. In time as the shielding decays it will be found, I would hope they installed some permanent Geiger detectors around the possible vicinity of its location.

  • @LucIndustries
    @LucIndustries 4 года назад +15392

    "Clouds are nice right?"
    "Yes, Michael. Yes they are."
    "What about nuclear mushroom clouds?"
    "Goddamnit Michael"

  • @CryptoNWO
    @CryptoNWO 3 года назад +2985

    “We can build a weapon that mimics the furnace of our sun and the winds of Neptune but yet we can’t predict the weather more than a few minutes ahead of time”
    … this sentence scares me every time.
    Look at how he’s shaking before he says it

    • @harshvardhan4766
      @harshvardhan4766 3 года назад +10

      yoo

    • @daflotsam
      @daflotsam 3 года назад +11

      Yeah but that was in the forties. Not true today.

    • @AtharvaTonpayTheTwistyGeek
      @AtharvaTonpayTheTwistyGeek 3 года назад +163

      @@daflotsam It hasn't gotten any better. We can still only predict the weather a few days in advance

    • @GamingEpicPaul87
      @GamingEpicPaul87 3 года назад +65

      @@daflotsam we cant predict the weather 100% accurately a few minutes in the future

    • @Ashish.1.1
      @Ashish.1.1 3 года назад +49

      5:53 if anyone needs

  • @towelofmadness3078
    @towelofmadness3078 4 года назад +2175

    4:24
    “Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today.”

    • @gramozcela1834
      @gramozcela1834 3 года назад +33

      New episode exclucive on netflix

    • @gavinisdie
      @gavinisdie 3 года назад +27

      Knowing Them, they'd Probably make it SAFE, for it then to be destroyed by doof's Inators and Extreme Disaster Would Insue

    • @sirjgn4868
      @sirjgn4868 3 года назад +13

      @@gavinisdie Well, considering Doof's stuff inadvertently wipes away all traces of their inventions no need to worry too much

    • @justiceofbook
      @justiceofbook 3 года назад +11

      Makes me proud to be a Boy Scout
      Never mind he looks like a straight crack head

    • @JXGTXR
      @JXGTXR 3 года назад +1

      underated comment

  • @jayde4872
    @jayde4872 2 года назад +860

    Imagine hearing a plane just, loitering above your city for an hour, then later finding out one of your neighbors cities gets nuked

    • @loggernamy
      @loggernamy Год назад +63

      And that you were supposed to be killed but the clouds had a funky day

    • @Shywolf2
      @Shywolf2 Год назад +30

      Oi, he dropped the bloody sun mate, didn’t he?

    • @brekkoh
      @brekkoh Год назад +6

      if you are in a war for that long, hearing planes overhead is probably so constant there is no way to decipher one from the next

    • @mexa_t6534
      @mexa_t6534 Месяц назад

      Thats the kind of quiet terror that I don’t think anyone on the planet should be subjected to, regardless of their ideology or whatever their government has done.

  • @masonbrown9155
    @masonbrown9155 9 лет назад +3783

    Just imagine being a citizen of Kokura (the 1st pick for the nuke) and finding out that you and all your family/friends' live's were spared because of some clouds

    • @halithegreat3240
      @halithegreat3240 9 лет назад +621

      yeah but then imagine ur husband and kids just took a trip to nagasaki on that day

    • @masonbrown9155
      @masonbrown9155 9 лет назад +231

      HaliTheGreat :(

    • @halithegreat3240
      @halithegreat3240 9 лет назад +328

      Stephen H. Im a nerd lol i dont go to parties

    • @rinmiroku5635
      @rinmiroku5635 9 лет назад +186

      HaliTheGreat You should because you would tell hilarious jokes.

    • @MarvelousSquad
      @MarvelousSquad 9 лет назад +219

      I once read that there was this man who survived the Hiroshima bomb and then fled to Nagasaki, and we all know what happened there after a few days lol

  • @idrilzorc8789
    @idrilzorc8789 4 года назад +7627

    "Honey I got cancer again."
    "Omg, that neighbor's kid, he's doing it again!"

    • @ultimateinternetman4335
      @ultimateinternetman4335 4 года назад +177

      This takes place in the future where there is a simple cure to cancer.

    • @ultimateinternetman4335
      @ultimateinternetman4335 4 года назад +59

      @Vance Jacobs Yes, but I'm talking about the more serious kinds of cancer that we can not cure at the moment.

    • @eeeeeeeeee802
      @eeeeeeeeee802 4 года назад +107

      Its because of that damn phone

    • @YuriLifeLove
      @YuriLifeLove 4 года назад +7

      @@homedepotgaming774 Hey... I'm going to say that...

    • @willm1019
      @willm1019 4 года назад +2

      1000th like

  • @Kanerade
    @Kanerade 4 года назад +2173

    How to survive a Nuclear Bomb:
    Step one: Travel to the nearest cloudy town

    • @charrua007
      @charrua007 4 года назад +11

      That won't work

    • @danly9794
      @danly9794 3 года назад +12

      Big countries like the U.S or Russia could just use an ICBM missile to carry a nuke and it can travel through thunderstorms and clouds.

    • @queueuof
      @queueuof 3 года назад +58

      and then cover yourself in oil

    • @asies8905
      @asies8905 3 года назад

      @clixkedz_sean lmaoooo

    • @zhonglikun2924
      @zhonglikun2924 3 года назад

      @TRISTAN OXLEY okay ........wtf??

  • @cubball
    @cubball 2 года назад +219

    Vsauce is THE RUclips channel. I can watch either the video that was released 9 years ago or a few months ago and be equally entertained, even though I watched all those videos numerous times

  • @thelasttrylobane5603
    @thelasttrylobane5603 5 лет назад +1349

    Why do michael’s videos always give me a sense of impending doom..

    • @whimsy5623
      @whimsy5623 5 лет назад +20

      Probably cause the nukes

    • @Leninplier
      @Leninplier 5 лет назад +14

      Because he is the god of chaos

    • @Jason-of5bj
      @Jason-of5bj 5 лет назад +4

      because this piece of shit is pushing the fear narrative that google likes to promote

    • @the_nautillus9176
      @the_nautillus9176 5 лет назад +12

      @@Jason-of5bj There's always that guy in de back...

    • @saturn1907
      @saturn1907 5 лет назад +2

      The music combined with his facial expressions and how he talks and moves his body

  • @spoompls42069
    @spoompls42069 8 лет назад +3829

    "We can build a weapon that mimics the furnace of our sun and the winds of Neptune, and yet we can't predict the weather more than a few minutes ahead of time."
    -Vsauce 2013

  • @123superpokemon1999
    @123superpokemon1999 7 лет назад +1969

    And to think, a good portion of the citizens of Kokura probably woke up that morning thinking, "Damn, wish it was a clear day today."

    • @Deadly_Laser
      @Deadly_Laser 6 лет назад +193

      Probably not. US has been bombing Japan with *regular* bombs for quite a while, so I suppose clouds were a good thing for the people either way.

    • @TheRealRusDaddy
      @TheRealRusDaddy 6 лет назад +117

      CrypticG "man i hate all this traffic" - some Japanese guy that day

    • @darksidehero
      @darksidehero 6 лет назад +49

      Kokura was an untouched city like Nagasaki, the citizens proably thought the US couldn't reach them.

    • @AaronKaiMCDNLD
      @AaronKaiMCDNLD 6 лет назад +29

      or someone is having a bad day because it's cloudy, you'll never know
      he's probable thinking
      "Fuck this Weather"

    • @shira_yone
      @shira_yone 6 лет назад +42

      Wait people complain about cloudy days?

  • @spencerdrums9776
    @spencerdrums9776 Год назад +21

    This seems an appropriate time for this to get recommended again

  • @ctosr6479
    @ctosr6479 4 года назад +3802

    Welp, I gotta go stock up on my Fusion Cores.

    • @Johnbrowningmusic
      @Johnbrowningmusic 4 года назад +129

      God, give me the blesses.

    • @elferson
      @elferson 4 года назад +43

      How are you top comment (at the time he only had 3 likes)

    • @filbert541
      @filbert541 4 года назад +68

      I got a word for a settlement that need your help

    • @shared29
      @shared29 4 года назад +54

      I give you 200 caps for one

    • @Johnbrowningmusic
      @Johnbrowningmusic 4 года назад +19

      Pedro Cruz fallout reference, nice

  • @theradioman5182
    @theradioman5182 4 года назад +3422

    When your eagle scout project is a n u c l e a r r e a c t o r.

  • @snejk_6448
    @snejk_6448 4 года назад +3722

    A war doesnt determine who is right, only who is left.

  • @thatbirbfriend2180
    @thatbirbfriend2180 2 года назад +102

    Hey Vsauce!
    Just wanna say that I really enjoy your content
    I’m glad you’re a part of RUclips

  • @Lavendeer201
    @Lavendeer201 4 года назад +2194

    "Trolls regenerate health when wounded, but are susceptible to fire" - Skyrim Loading Screen (2011)

    • @miguelroa808
      @miguelroa808 4 года назад +71

      Ah good to see men of culture in here

    • @Nova-vk5qb
      @Nova-vk5qb 4 года назад +16

      Lavendeer, I see you everywhere

    • @tomrowell1558
      @tomrowell1558 4 года назад +9

      Thank you Lavendeer, very cool!

    • @prophetofbeans6781
      @prophetofbeans6781 4 года назад +9

      "Are you one of them Skyrim-for-the-Nords types?"

    • @skyfox585
      @skyfox585 4 года назад +6

      I deasass never knew that they regenerated health or that normal trolls were susceptible to fire. Thx homie

  • @karthik4773
    @karthik4773 4 года назад +3436

    From this episode i figured Michael's dad had him when he was 25

    • @bryandoesasmr7033
      @bryandoesasmr7033 4 года назад +223

      This is a very weird research but ok

    • @0777coco
      @0777coco 4 года назад +91

      weird to think my dad was born only two years after his yet i'm only 19. get your game up, father.

    • @calebmurray4438
      @calebmurray4438 4 года назад +53

      Isn’t that kind of old for an infant?

    • @pedrolucasrodriguespedrolu816
      @pedrolucasrodriguespedrolu816 4 года назад +40

      mmmmm I tought his mother gave birth to him.

    • @UltimateEntity
      @UltimateEntity 4 года назад +3

      Thats normal

  • @migitri
    @migitri 4 года назад +1186

    "A strange game. The only winning move is not to play."
    WOPR, _WarGames_ (1983)

    • @daniel-andersson
      @daniel-andersson 4 года назад +32

      *How about a nice game of chess?*

    • @SebaGames1
      @SebaGames1 4 года назад +2

      Just like The Game

    • @dookie3453
      @dookie3453 4 года назад +1

      Seba fuck you 😭

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 4 года назад +5

      - Switzerland since 1912 -

    • @MrSilentsmoker713
      @MrSilentsmoker713 4 года назад +4

      I just seen that quote not to long ago on a video on youtube...it was about a tetris game or simulator that's stopped playing once losing was inevitable and paused...man that's not accurate but it went something like that

  • @hoummusic
    @hoummusic Год назад +141

    Someone should make a movie out of this.

  • @Th30th3rJ0J0
    @Th30th3rJ0J0 4 года назад +10106

    How to survive a nuke:
    Step 1: Be the cameraman.

    • @realsteppa6568
      @realsteppa6568 4 года назад +49

      ゴ「Caffeinated Otaku 」ゴ underrated comment

    • @noedits7082
      @noedits7082 4 года назад +154

      You don’t know what to tell you but cameraman are invincible

    • @canariopintado9929
      @canariopintado9929 4 года назад +97

      I believe that God is no match against cameraman

    • @gnusmas6226
      @gnusmas6226 4 года назад +129

      Step 2: Go in the fridge

    • @Th30th3rJ0J0
      @Th30th3rJ0J0 4 года назад +28

      @@gnusmas6226 Nice Fallout reference.

  • @samuellatta6774
    @samuellatta6774 3 года назад +2442

    I love his comparison of a nuclear explosion to pissing your pants.

    • @axorandom
      @axorandom 3 года назад +7

      America loves pissing in Japans pants

    • @MysterWacht88
      @MysterWacht88 3 года назад +14

      @@axorandom Hol up

    • @Wyi-the-rogue
      @Wyi-the-rogue Год назад +8

      Okay, but that is what you do when you see one

    • @therealanthonity
      @therealanthonity Год назад +22

      when you plutonium your pants

    • @jeffjohnson6167
      @jeffjohnson6167 Год назад +32

      @@therealanthonity is plutonium stored in the balls?

  • @AnoNYmous-bz2ef
    @AnoNYmous-bz2ef 8 лет назад +1986

    Science is a tool for creation and destruction, it's the hand that decides which.

    • @someguy9227
      @someguy9227 8 лет назад +26

      Now, let's look at the US, Russia, and North Korea...

    • @forgetfuldullahan5468
      @forgetfuldullahan5468 8 лет назад +46

      +Some Guy well, if it's up to those three, we are utterly fucked.

    • @indeed6598
      @indeed6598 8 лет назад +6

      Russia's not that bad, Putin might not care for anything outside his country but at least he knows what he is doing...

    • @BallistaBomber
      @BallistaBomber 8 лет назад

      Vsauce - 2013

    • @andrespato4
      @andrespato4 8 лет назад

      +

  • @starwatcherusa
    @starwatcherusa Год назад +178

    I just saw Oppenheimer, and I am dismayed at the ramifications of the bomb that movie points out. The fact that only a little over 1% of the Uranium 235 in Little Boy blew up just points out how unfathomable the destruction of a nuclear weapon is, and how dangerous it is for humanity to have it.

    • @masterhacker7065
      @masterhacker7065 6 месяцев назад

      and yet they are infinitely better than a world without nuclear weapons because we would have obliterated ourselves as the cold war would have gone hot as fuck

    • @B-fq7ff
      @B-fq7ff 6 месяцев назад +3

      Just wait till you learn about hydrogen bombs

    • @lookoutforchris
      @lookoutforchris 6 месяцев назад +1

      What is this new to you? Almost everyone alive today has lived in the shadow of the bomb. It dictated 70 years of Cold War across the planet. And the bombs in Oppenheimer are incredibly small in comparison to the thermonuclear weapons we have today. Learn some history. Nuclear weapons are still a terrifying reality in modern conflict and we’re only getting close to a point where a country like India or Israel will use one.

    • @toastedt140
      @toastedt140 4 месяца назад +5

      ​@lookoutforchris it's been a reported phenomenon that there's a difference between people born before/around and after the atomic bomb. Dan Carlin has a podcast episode about it.
      People remember/talked about life before the bomb and how there was less Existential dread. People born after a certain point don't notice the guillotine hanging over their head because it's always been there. The people who remember/talk about life before the bomb are getting older and fewer.

  • @coolgoyim1133
    @coolgoyim1133 5 лет назад +783

    Druggy: "what you're addicted to?"
    David: "I like smoke detectors"

    • @compositeembryo7186
      @compositeembryo7186 5 лет назад +6

      *SNORT*

    • @rr_gaming4954
      @rr_gaming4954 5 лет назад +6

      @Mike Hunt He needed the small amount of radioactive material that is located in smoke detectors

    • @doubleunifierh25jndborigin23
      @doubleunifierh25jndborigin23 5 лет назад +4

      ​@Mike Hunt Anything radioactive can be used either as a reactor or a bomb. A radium nuke is possible, and a copernicium reactor is possible; the only thing you're seeking for to make a nuclear bomb is something unleashing heat from radiation, slowing it down and extracting energy out of it (by using turbines for example) makes it a energy producing device that technically works using radiation, = nuclear plant/reactor.

  • @mightymonty3129
    @mightymonty3129 6 лет назад +4097

    man i hate it when i accidentally plutonium my planet

  • @deicidemaul
    @deicidemaul 5 лет назад +2872

    "oopsie daisy moments with nuclear weapons"
    *Jesus christ*

    • @stario5895
      @stario5895 5 лет назад +87

      Whoops, almost dropped a world ending supply of nuclear weapons!

    • @jacobdavis5518
      @jacobdavis5518 5 лет назад +14

      There's human mistake combined with nuclear ferocity. Yup yup.

    • @jackbright2125
      @jackbright2125 5 лет назад +11

      @@jacobdavis5518 Fortunately we made them pretty difficult to set off.
      You know, because you *really* don't want one of those things going off on accident.

    • @cursedshark7125
      @cursedshark7125 5 лет назад +15

      Today on pew news...

    • @hachikiina
      @hachikiina 5 лет назад +4

      @@cursedshark7125 "there is no news today, hence we're extinct" said the 100 million guy

  • @r0ri-ok1ne
    @r0ri-ok1ne 3 дня назад +2

    I honestly think this is my favourite vsauce video, I get chills every watch through

  • @Z_TPI
    @Z_TPI 4 года назад +396

    5:15 constant exposure to radioactive material and crack

    • @Laws2
      @Laws2 4 года назад +28

      S M O O T H S K I N

    • @kenanacampora6648
      @kenanacampora6648 4 года назад +14

      Meth

    • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
      @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 4 года назад +2

      Man why did he continue after that

    • @artypyrec4186
      @artypyrec4186 4 года назад +9

      @@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat I imagine people didnt take well to being poisoned and he probably committed to the craft out of isolation or to prove himself correct.

    • @nuttylemonz8688
      @nuttylemonz8688 4 года назад +9

      the number of rads he was exposed to degraded his cellular structure, I imagine he was mentally damaged because of the exposure and thus why he continued pursuing his experiments

  • @jdgomez775
    @jdgomez775 5 лет назад +1564

    I wonder if the People of Kokura know that a cloudy day saved them?

    • @CucuiKingGanondorf
      @CucuiKingGanondorf 5 лет назад +251

      Violet: It’s a wonderful day to go to the beach.
      Trolley Conductor: It’s grey and cloudy.
      Violet: That’s what makes it wonderful.

    • @funnymeme1847
      @funnymeme1847 5 лет назад +22

      Egg Salad count Olaf bouta’ drop some warheads to gain the inheritence

    • @bjornragnarsson8692
      @bjornragnarsson8692 5 лет назад +132

      Jorge Gomez they do. They celebrate it every year.

    • @YungBoiEscobar
      @YungBoiEscobar 5 лет назад +2

      Call that Kamikaze

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 5 лет назад +1

      @@CucuiKingGanondorf actually it'd be Nii-San

  • @RANDOMstuffanimation
    @RANDOMstuffanimation 4 года назад +2074

    5 minute crafts
    "How to build a nuclear bomb"

    • @prozaccc
      @prozaccc 4 года назад +59

      Using toothpaste and hot glue*

    • @Zuthar456
      @Zuthar456 4 года назад +39

      Yeet Em don’t forget the coke bottle

    • @Bullshit_Media
      @Bullshit_Media 4 года назад +18

      Wich is fake and dangerous. And draged out to 10 minutes for extra adds. And clickbait. And shit.

    • @Bullshit_Media
      @Bullshit_Media 4 года назад +3

      @leon resanovic yes, see my comment on the comment for my thoughts on them xD

    • @Krisztian08
      @Krisztian08 4 года назад +2

      @@prozaccc lol that actually sounds like something 5min crafts would do

  • @Skyhighuv22
    @Skyhighuv22 Год назад +40

    Revisiting this after watching Oppenheimer 🫠

  • @CuppaTeaExe
    @CuppaTeaExe 5 лет назад +1419

    I feel so conferrable knowing that there are the remains of a bomb, with more strength of all explosives combined, sitting under the soil of the state I live in...

    • @Cfgghhcf
      @Cfgghhcf 5 лет назад +43

      @Chris Ward conferable

    • @mariag2056
      @mariag2056 5 лет назад +11

      Me too, I live in nc

    • @plh8707
      @plh8707 4 года назад +98

      It’s only the secondary. The secondary can’t detonate without the primary.

    • @bhwre
      @bhwre 4 года назад +80

      You could always move near Yellowstone.

    • @gabrielweirup1043
      @gabrielweirup1043 4 года назад +17

      @JKItsMeAlGore the power of the nukes were more than all conventional explosives detenated before that point, not including nukes

  • @DJTileTurnip
    @DJTileTurnip 5 лет назад +3896

    Ok nuclear reactors are cool and strong but what about a Charged Creeper?

    • @projectretro8243
      @projectretro8243 5 лет назад +89

      DJ Tile Turnip DONT YOU DARE DROP THE CHARGED CREEPER HE CAN DESTROY EARTH

    • @JoshuaS-ur7jm
      @JoshuaS-ur7jm 5 лет назад +56

      Awww man

    • @greenmachine537
      @greenmachine537 5 лет назад +21

      @@JoshuaS-ur7jm Awww Man... I was about to say that

    • @shabeenahussain8013
      @shabeenahussain8013 5 лет назад +5

      Don't come to my house creeper

    • @fabryz3378
      @fabryz3378 5 лет назад +12

      The charged creepers are charged with Plutonium and Uranium 235, he are the powerfull nuclear bomb in the universe

  • @osu28fan
    @osu28fan 5 лет назад +669

    "To every man is given the key to the gates of heaven. The same key opens the gates of hell" This hit me really hard.

    • @Trentstone121
      @Trentstone121 5 лет назад +19

      It's a bullshit way for his ilk (feynman and company), to shirk the responsibility they bear for hundreds of thousands of lives. It was a key to hell. Heaven is closed right now. Please come back in 15 millenia.

    • @quocvietophu1627
      @quocvietophu1627 5 лет назад +17

      @@Trentstone121 Heaven machine broke

    • @adambasinger6239
      @adambasinger6239 5 лет назад +21

      @@Trentstone121 The science that produced nitrogen based fertilizers, which massively boosted crop yields saving millions, if not billions, of lives over the past century or two was intended to create Tnt. The science worked on by his ilk now powers millions of homes and could be the stop gap we need to save the climate, along with many other things. The process that created the nuclear bomb was an absurdly secretive one, in which only a few at the top actually knew what was being worked on, and those who knew wanted to end the biggest war in all of human history.
      Several of those who worked at that top were jewish refugees who fled the gas chambers of Nazi germany and wanted them stopped. Or who wanted to end the war and saw this as the only way they could do it.
      History is not as simple as you make it out to be, and neither are their actors.

    • @Trentstone121
      @Trentstone121 5 лет назад +1

      @@adambasinger6239 you are very talented at spewing their rhetoric. Thank you. It changes nothing.

    • @adambasinger6239
      @adambasinger6239 5 лет назад +14

      @@Trentstone121 Oh sorry, I'll just sit here not dying of the plague cause vaccines, on the internet, in a house with air conditioning, with a car outside. But yeah, fuck science.
      Also, as a historian, you do realize that there were already fire bombs galore going off in Japan yeah? Fires that consumed whole cities. Fires that consumed far more than died in the nuclear bombs. Those bombings stopped that. And instead of just saying those two attacks lost us our keys to heaven, maybe think about what it means to trade 1 life for 3, and how we talk about the 1 we lost.
      History is compicated.

  • @Average_Youtube_Indulger
    @Average_Youtube_Indulger 7 месяцев назад +2

    The outro always leaves chills down my spine

  • @joshfisher2316
    @joshfisher2316 4 года назад +6953

    So we have bombs that can blow up entire states but I can’t play music on RUclips while the app is closed

    • @robin_birdie_
      @robin_birdie_ 4 года назад +344

      Damn right. Google, burn in hell!

    • @rishabhkumar4027
      @rishabhkumar4027 4 года назад +43

      So sad

    • @alncdr
      @alncdr 4 года назад +144

      Use premium or RUclips vanced

    • @solartea_
      @solartea_ 4 года назад +95

      @@robin_birdie_ [This message has been removed]

    • @robin_birdie_
      @robin_birdie_ 4 года назад +151

      @@alncdr yeah, like it's not enough that we all watch ads in the middle of the video like it's a freaking TV. Of course, no. We all also should be tortured by the lack of some basic player features and crippled multitasking.

  • @TheDreRock
    @TheDreRock 7 лет назад +5876

    First words of video: "Hey Vsauce, Michael here; Every cloud has a silver lining."
    Last words of video: "how we find and use keys is up to us."
    Video: IS ABOUT NUCLEAR BOMBS

    • @arandumendez9557
      @arandumendez9557 7 лет назад +313

      That's why we love Vsauce!

    • @metazoinqb3rt299
      @metazoinqb3rt299 7 лет назад +192

      TheDreRock every cloud has a silver lining is metaphorical and literal. It is metaphorical because it saved that city in Japan...

    • @TheAdamGore
      @TheAdamGore 7 лет назад +22

      Ah ...Kokura

    • @Otacatapetl
      @Otacatapetl 7 лет назад +27

      TheDreRock Not much gets past you, does it?

    • @ruizmanuel69
      @ruizmanuel69 7 лет назад +17

      TheDreRock The title of the video is CRUEL BOMBS

  • @dioderent2653
    @dioderent2653 3 года назад +805

    as a person who lives in North Carolina, my anxiety just shot up after the mention of the part of the bomb that is still stuck in the ground

    • @n1njachikin
      @n1njachikin 3 года назад +78

      The air force bought the land so nobody could steal the core so you don't have to worry. If it makes you feel better, there have been 32 broken arrow incidents (accidents involving nikes on american soil) and none have resulted in deaths from nuclear contamination.

    • @maxthexpfarmer3957
      @maxthexpfarmer3957 3 года назад +75

      @@n1njachikin I'm not sure if that makes me feel better or worse. It seems that we should have rather fewer of those.

    • @n1njachikin
      @n1njachikin 3 года назад +34

      @@maxthexpfarmer3957 accidents happen. The military did a great job at cleaning up and ensuring that the core was separate from the bomb. This is also over more than 50 years, most of which was the cold war.

    • @superdays7933
      @superdays7933 3 года назад +4

      @@n1njachikin What if someone trespasses that land and detonate it. Of course the air force would try to stop them, but there is still a chance someone could manage to stealthily get in or at least brute force their way in and detonate it before the air force can kill them.

    • @superdays7933
      @superdays7933 3 года назад +3

      @@n1njachikin but the likelihood of that happening is very small.

  • @digbick69420
    @digbick69420 Год назад +16

    Perfect video after watching Oppenheimer

  • @janluus9590
    @janluus9590 4 года назад +1691

    "We can build a weapon, that mimics the furnace of our Sun and the winds of Neptune, but yet, we can't predict the weather more than a few minutes ahead of time"
    -Michael Stevens
    -Vsauce

    • @johnrussel9686
      @johnrussel9686 4 года назад +6

      This is so underrated

    • @CarstenReg
      @CarstenReg 4 года назад +9

      Yeah but it is so difficult to predict the weather accuratly

    • @mydogsfacelookslikeastockp8275
      @mydogsfacelookslikeastockp8275 4 года назад +16

      I miss old vsauce :/. New videos aren't as interesting.

    • @brownie3454
      @brownie3454 4 года назад +31

      atoms are easier to understand than entropy

    • @cheesepuffs9879
      @cheesepuffs9879 4 года назад +2

      scroll a bit more and youll see the original comment from 3 years ago

  • @CorBYSchmorBY
    @CorBYSchmorBY 5 лет назад +4526

    Yes but,
    How powerful is a Creeper explosion??

    • @MICKEYISLOWD
      @MICKEYISLOWD 5 лет назад +63

      Why has almost every U tube video got a Minecraft reference...? I swear grown men make many of these comments and give away their infantile secret lives. Personally I get my fix watching Rainbow with Zippy and Bungle!!!

    • @InitiateDee
      @InitiateDee 5 лет назад +239

      Well considering that uppon death creepers drop 0 to 2 gun powder, and by knowing that one TNT block requires 5 of those, we can simply calculate it. To know how much tnt is in a single block we need to have a rough estimate of how much sticks are there, and how big are they. So we take a TNT block, look at its texture and we get a number. 16 sticks. By knowing how big is a Minecraft block (1 m), we have a estimate that there are 16 tnt sticks that each are 1x0.25x0.25 meters big.
      So a very, VERY rough estimate on my part would be that one creeper explosion is an equivalent to the explosion of 1 to 6 sticks of TNT that are 1x0.25x0.25 meters big. How much that is in Newtons or in explosion radius I have no idea ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

    • @CorBYSchmorBY
      @CorBYSchmorBY 5 лет назад +90

      UnfortuneLess Are you Vsauce himself

    • @InitiateDee
      @InitiateDee 5 лет назад +65

      *You may never know*

    • @connorking984
      @connorking984 5 лет назад +20

      @@InitiateDee no, you have to use the size of the actual blast. How much dirt was removed and how much tnt would be required for an equivalent crater.

  • @andrewjames889
    @andrewjames889 5 лет назад +1631

    **drops warhead**
    2:37 “oopsie daisy”

    • @ketch10
      @ketch10 5 лет назад +10

      Andrew James kaboom

    • @TheMrKeksLp
      @TheMrKeksLp 5 лет назад +30

      *America did an oopsie*

    • @deathbycognitivedissonance5036
      @deathbycognitivedissonance5036 5 лет назад +14

      @@TheMrKeksLp Everybody makes mistakes. It's no big deal. Sheesh

    • @randomdude9135
      @randomdude9135 5 лет назад +4

      @@deathbycognitivedissonance5036 Yeah, but one should accept his mistakes and ask forgiveness for it. Otherwise he'll be an arrogant dumbass. I hope USA and other countries who've done oopsies have done that.

    • @xarachne8473
      @xarachne8473 5 лет назад +13

      Japan got oopsied

  • @connormichalec
    @connormichalec 2 года назад +16

    Vsauce is just one of those channels that will remain locked in the memory of youtube forever

  • @frostypotatoking
    @frostypotatoking 4 года назад +6880

    "These people are making up random quotes i didnt make"
    -Albert Einstein

    • @antony1103
      @antony1103 4 года назад +568

      "The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity."
      ~ Abraham Lincoln

    • @ayeitzcj
      @ayeitzcj 4 года назад +314

      “Eh I don’t really know why people think I have wooden teeth xd”
      -George Washington

    • @lolno6975
      @lolno6975 4 года назад +403

      "Lol"
      -Mahatma Gandhi

    • @dahl2525
      @dahl2525 4 года назад +13

      Frost IsNotHot thy tis speakith thy truth telling of thy eve

    • @gabrielgarcia9822
      @gabrielgarcia9822 4 года назад +126

      Why am I used for so many inspirational posters? - Nikola Tesla

  • @ambarkranti3350
    @ambarkranti3350 4 года назад +1656

    " I never said this "
    - Albert Einstein

    • @yusha1059
      @yusha1059 3 года назад +58

      "Fuck off past Einstein, yes i did"
      -Albert Einstein

    • @aperson5740
      @aperson5740 3 года назад +32

      @@yusha1059 "Shut up Einstein, I didnt say anything"
      -Albert Einstein

    • @gaygekko
      @gaygekko 3 года назад +2

      I mean, he probably didn't, considering his first language was German and not English...

    • @chicxulub2947
      @chicxulub2947 3 года назад +2

      @@gaygekko He did say "spooky action at a distance." xD

    • @gaygekko
      @gaygekko 3 года назад +1

      @@chicxulub2947 Oh okay, didn't know that :D

  • @theamphibinator
    @theamphibinator 4 года назад +990

    “The war situation has not necessarily developed to Japan’s advantage” - Emperor Hirohito

    • @emiliianoportillo1311
      @emiliianoportillo1311 4 года назад +61

      Advisor: Dude come on we just got annihilated and their are deserts were Hiroshima and Nagasaki used to be.

    • @giantrunt
      @giantrunt 4 года назад +21

      Technically the truth

    • @bounzl4200
      @bounzl4200 4 года назад +42

      If i lived at that time in Japan and heard this i would be like “No shit Sherlock”

    • @kierancowface
      @kierancowface 4 года назад +2

      hoi4 gang, what is your favourite division template out there, no paritcular requirements. Mine is 19 infantry and 1 heavy tank/modern tank. The armour you get is ridiculous and against an enemy with little hard attack, it is hilariously effective as a 40 width infanty, if a little costly.

    • @theamphibinator
      @theamphibinator 4 года назад +2

      Ok how has this become a hoi4 discussion when that is a real quote. I also play hoi4 so lol

  • @anmolkaushik1824
    @anmolkaushik1824 3 года назад +27

    A great video as always!
    Just a slight correction, the city where the second bomb was to be dropped is not Kokura but Kitakyushu city in Fukuoka prefecture.
    Kitakyushu has a Kokura Ward close to where most of the industrial plants were setup, like the National (Nippon) Steel Mill while also having a pretty important port. What a lucky city it is!
    I have lived there, in Nagasaki too, and have also visited Hiroshima. Sadly, the latter two cities didn't share that same luck and the damage was incomprehensible. Let's hope such fate never befalls anyone, anywhere.

  • @rileybski
    @rileybski 5 лет назад +2296

    Aliens: AYO TIM LOOK AT THIS! THEYRE FIGHTING THEMSELVES LMAOOOO

    • @zafarinc
      @zafarinc 4 года назад +14

      Lol

    • @user-zr5wm8so6p
      @user-zr5wm8so6p 4 года назад +10

      Shame.

    • @bradleyweiss1089
      @bradleyweiss1089 4 года назад +88

      Quit nuking yourself...Quit nuking yourself... Quit nuking yourself

    • @hairyputter5363
      @hairyputter5363 4 года назад +7

      @@bradleyweiss1089 are you talking to yourself?

    • @lord_moist
      @lord_moist 4 года назад +15

      Well we must fight someone

  • @teeezy5862
    @teeezy5862 6 лет назад +4255

    Rip Vsauce all he does is RUclips red videos now :(

    • @ianmilligan8305
      @ianmilligan8305 6 лет назад +286

      Go check a channel called DONG, he's over there now

    • @kristofevarsson6903
      @kristofevarsson6903 6 лет назад +292

      He stated in a DONG video very recently that he's been wrapped up in the DONG schedule but has still been editing together a video to put here on his actual Vsauce channel. No worries, it'll be here soon.

    • @teeezy5862
      @teeezy5862 6 лет назад +25

      Ian Milligan you’re the goat

    • @teeezy5862
      @teeezy5862 6 лет назад +16

      Vela Edvardsson thank you

    • @TraderTravels
      @TraderTravels 6 лет назад +36

      oooh yay one video a year.

  • @okashaarshad2371
    @okashaarshad2371 5 лет назад +26101

    Whoops, I accidentally dropped my
    n u c l e a r w a r h e a d

  • @wyattsimison6895
    @wyattsimison6895 Год назад +16

    Micheal is an artist, nearly a decade later and his videos are still masterpieces

  • @PixelVarnox
    @PixelVarnox 6 лет назад +2509

    i appreciate thunderstorms a little bit more now

    • @dominikbeitat4450
      @dominikbeitat4450 6 лет назад +114

      Just imagine. One day, there were two guys looking out their windows and complained about the weather. One was a citizen of Kokura, who was hoping for a sunny day, the other one was Charles Sweeney, who had to make a detour to drop his damn bomb.
      Also the guy enjoying the nice weather over Nagasaki.
      Damn.

    • @surrealsupercell7217
      @surrealsupercell7217 6 лет назад +17

      Thunderstorms are actually very beautiful, and perhaps crucial for life...

    • @EthanBoBethan
      @EthanBoBethan 5 лет назад

      @@surrealsupercell7217 I'm scared shitless of thunderstorms. Always have been for years now.

    • @surrealsupercell7217
      @surrealsupercell7217 5 лет назад

      @@EthanBoBethan I LOOOOVE thunderstorms. So beautiful and majestic, honestly one of my favorite of God's creations.

    • @surrealsupercell7217
      @surrealsupercell7217 5 лет назад

      @@katzenware what are you talking about tornadoes are beautiful? It's a shame that they destroy but really anything in the universe can kill an destroy...

  • @Foozdood77
    @Foozdood77 10 лет назад +215

    "Every cloud has a silver lining, except nuclear mushroom clouds" OH. Well that escalated quickly O_o

  • @SmartAlex1203
    @SmartAlex1203 10 лет назад +277

    every single video from vsause makes me sit back and rethink my entire existance

  • @Nick-A1
    @Nick-A1 9 месяцев назад +2

    Still great even a full decade along now. Love this channel.

  • @enceladus32
    @enceladus32 8 лет назад +3232

    Oopsie-daisy moments with nuclear weapons
    lol just dropped a nuke on accident
    boss is so gonna fire me

    • @Gatekeeper0880
      @Gatekeeper0880 8 лет назад +64

      OOPS! I think a bird hit the bomb bay. Wanna check it ou- *Massive explosion is heard from below* S**t, I'm sooo fired.

    • @wiertara1337
      @wiertara1337 8 лет назад +19

      We would all be fired by the fires of the thousand suns.

    • @franghiskhan5227
      @franghiskhan5227 8 лет назад +17

      If this is Metal Gear Solid 3, The Boss wouldn't be mad that you fired the nuke, because The Boss gave you the nuke in the first place.

    • @AstarasCreator
      @AstarasCreator 8 лет назад +66

      I hope at least the end of the world doesn't start with some idiot saying "Oops".

    • @elephantwarrior53
      @elephantwarrior53 8 лет назад +6

      It has happened before. We dropped some in Spain and North Carolina.

  • @taboocheesehead5812
    @taboocheesehead5812 5 лет назад +2415

    "Except for your pants are the planet and the P is plutonium"
    -Vsauce, 2013

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 5 лет назад +10

      They don't abbreviate it Pee-yew for nothing.

    • @JeAn-mn2ve
      @JeAn-mn2ve 5 лет назад +2

      That makes no sense along w everything u idiots do...good no one with a fucking brain had a running legit start...lol

    • @yourwaifuisbad9217
      @yourwaifuisbad9217 5 лет назад +1

      Je An r/wooosh

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 5 лет назад +4

      Are you telling me that this sucker [the p] is nuclear?!

    • @assainwolf5704
      @assainwolf5704 5 лет назад +1

      And p is also for penis. I am here to ruin your day

  • @gravelordnito9
    @gravelordnito9 5 лет назад +551

    5:45
    When he says, "Where 75,000 people died, instead." I always get chills.

    • @SkaterDoodx
      @SkaterDoodx 5 лет назад +1

      That is so weird!

    • @jamesiyer4937
      @jamesiyer4937 5 лет назад +39

      @Sassy The Sasquatch It's crazy. Many of them never knew what hit them. Suddenly vaporised in a tiny fraction of a second.

    • @larslarsson9329
      @larslarsson9329 4 года назад +2

      75 000 used to live here

    • @user-mf8su7ny3s
      @user-mf8su7ny3s 4 года назад

      Israel Franco why

    • @vxyll4199
      @vxyll4199 4 года назад +1

      Imagine your dad or mom dead while visiting the city 😢

  • @niharbehere1584
    @niharbehere1584 Месяц назад +2

    I never thought I’d get old enough to tear up at the start of a vsauce video because I remember being in seventh grade coming home and watching this hot off the press

  • @mechabubba
    @mechabubba 8 лет назад +880

    "Heres something you can try at home; *build a nuclear reactor."*
    Hold the fuck up, Michael.

    • @toraw4tv1
      @toraw4tv1 8 лет назад +2

      hey wassup clorox not a big fan but u guys all the smell the same I like Kroger brand

    • @whitecloudbleach2778
      @whitecloudbleach2778 8 лет назад +34

      Hey, I've finally found you! You're my 32nd cousin, right?

    • @brysonmerrell575
      @brysonmerrell575 8 лет назад

      wait... it was buried in Utah!? that's where I live!

    • @arachnid1483
      @arachnid1483 8 лет назад +4

      about as safe as drinking you

    • @gordonlo1284
      @gordonlo1284 8 лет назад +4

      +Bryson Merrell explains the unnatural shape of your skull.

  • @PedroSantos-ru9uw
    @PedroSantos-ru9uw 4 года назад +5926

    " Mankind invented the atomic bomb, but no mouse would ever construct a mousetrap "
    ~Albert Einstein

    • @nutcrackerreal100
      @nutcrackerreal100 4 года назад +98

      King Graveth he signed the letter for approval, the bomb was necessary

    • @wolfy1398
      @wolfy1398 4 года назад +597

      “I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”
      Albert Einstein.

    • @ritujain3705
      @ritujain3705 4 года назад +23

      Well how do Einstein know may be they construct it if they can

    • @bautistamercader4737
      @bautistamercader4737 4 года назад +59

      @King Graveth he make discoveries in quantum phisics that were use to do te bombs he didnt do them directrly

    • @palathaxx
      @palathaxx 4 года назад +48

      Pedro Santos But gorillas go to war with each other and kidnap/kill members of their own species (Not me misunderstanding guerrilla warfare; there has been an actual war between gorillas, look it up). Ants develop strategies to invade other ant hives so they can kill them or take them slave.

  • @gasmaskfacednerd5896
    @gasmaskfacednerd5896 5 лет назад +310

    *Drops warhead*
    "oh good it didn't go of-"
    *BOOM*

  • @Zhiphr
    @Zhiphr 2 года назад +23

    This video be hittin different now

  • @callmequaz9052
    @callmequaz9052 3 года назад +465

    Realising how close we have come to completely blowing ourselves up really makes me wonder how we have survived so long.

    • @kyoMcMushy
      @kyoMcMushy 3 года назад +6

      We haven’t. It’s only been 80 since it’s creation. What if a country with nukes is on the verge of collapse and invasion. They will become desperate and ignore all the rules of war.

    • @amongdae
      @amongdae 3 года назад +3

      Caboose!

    • @gumbo64
      @gumbo64 2 года назад +16

      something something survivor bias

    • @AsymmetricalAce
      @AsymmetricalAce 2 года назад +1

      @@amongdae beat me to it lol

    • @pillrat
      @pillrat 2 года назад +1

      @@kyoMcMushy oh god…

  • @alvarohernani6645
    @alvarohernani6645 4 года назад +455

    In Palomares, Spain, two nukes felt from the b-52 into the sea. To show that "everything was ok" the USA ambassador and the Spanish minister of turism went to the beach and swam

    • @rafaeldelgado7243
      @rafaeldelgado7243 4 года назад +10

      Cosas de Fraga

    • @demonitized968
      @demonitized968 4 года назад +36

      Then prodeeced to die of ARS

    • @pieterveenders9793
      @pieterveenders9793 4 года назад +55

      And to this day its still irradiated, so much plutonium was scattered that to remove it all would be incredibly expensive. So what does the United States of Assholes do, well, nothing ofcourse. Because why would they, its only a nuclear accident on the sovereign soil of an ally who didn't ask for its overflight with nukes, let alone to have them dropped on their land. And to this day the US has refused to pay out any compensation to the people of Palomares, assholes.

    • @kylehopkins7841
      @kylehopkins7841 4 года назад +18

      that was the 15th time america accidentally lost nuclear weapons, no one knows how many the USSR lost

    • @alvarohernani6645
      @alvarohernani6645 4 года назад +12

      @@kylehopkins7841 did the soviets have nuclear bombers flying 24/7? I think it was the main reason why the US lost so many bombs

  • @delwoodbarker
    @delwoodbarker 4 года назад +1264

    "One in a million happens eight times a day in New York City," -- Penn Gillette.

    • @BigAl2-u7e
      @BigAl2-u7e 4 года назад +43

      That is the dumbest quote I've ever read.

    • @zukacs
      @zukacs 4 года назад +59

      Theres is a rogue wave so big that it crushed huge ships like chop sticks, people believed it was a legend told by generations, not long ago they found proof of it. Chance of this wave is like one in 10 trillion, but in so many waves as we have in oceans it happens almost all the time

    • @schrodingerskatze6192
      @schrodingerskatze6192 4 года назад +44

      @@BigAl2-u7e How is it dumb?

    • @electronoob7428
      @electronoob7428 4 года назад +4

      Suzy Lu's Forehead as dumb as your profile picture

    • @franchufranchu119
      @franchufranchu119 4 года назад +7

      9 out of 10 times, a 1 in a million possibility happens.

  • @bradleymoseley7552
    @bradleymoseley7552 2 года назад +3

    Actually one of my favourite videos ever, watched it maybe 10 times. Keep coming back over the years

  • @Jsuarez6
    @Jsuarez6 4 года назад +90

    5:54 Always gives me chills when I see that part.

  • @Serav000
    @Serav000 3 года назад +298

    The city of kokura was saved by the clouds that gives me chills. Lots of People hate clouds but this city was saved by them.

    • @Harxee
      @Harxee 2 года назад +26

      I don’t think anybody hates clouds…

    • @frankjohnson118
      @frankjohnson118 2 года назад +31

      I love clouds, they block out the sun so football practice isn't so hot. also the block me from thermonuclear attacks

    • @alotofjobs4276
      @alotofjobs4276 Год назад

      Clouds don’t save nuclear attacks now because of nuclear missiles

    • @Josep_Hernandez_Lujan
      @Josep_Hernandez_Lujan Год назад +4

      @@Harxee the Japanese didn't like mushroom clouds

    • @vintagememelord8168
      @vintagememelord8168 Год назад +1

      Americans built bombs, they were able to control their magnitude. But on that day it was the clouds that changed everything: if the Weather was different, no one knows what could've been different. If maybe some other place could've been the target, or the bomb fails or maybe in the event of failure, America returns with another bomb, or EVEN if it's possible for history to play out differently, n o o n e knows. But we do know that, that day, who would live and who die was decided by the clouds.

  • @devourerofnuggets
    @devourerofnuggets 10 лет назад +8569

    Nukes OP. God nerf plz.

    • @BlueBleedStl
      @BlueBleedStl 10 лет назад +341

      sorry but there has to be a huge crash before the game is patched (We are ran by Blizzard servers here). Don't worry the next version will involve cockroaches since they can live through all the radiation.

    • @swagsukeuchiha6047
      @swagsukeuchiha6047 10 лет назад +179

      BlueBleedStl
      Dude I cant change my characters face type ? Bug ? Plz report

    • @TheCoinas
      @TheCoinas 10 лет назад +223

      You're right it's fucking OP, after them you can't even respawn

    • @swagsukeuchiha6047
      @swagsukeuchiha6047 10 лет назад +220

      Also some cheater called "Jesus" could walk on water some time ago

    • @JCadd6
      @JCadd6 10 лет назад +60

      Oddly Hust Call the admins for the ban hammer is mighty

  • @asterixdx
    @asterixdx 6 месяцев назад +1

    I come back to this video at minimum twice a year. I’ll never be able to get over how well you produced all of this content. Thank you michael and the vsauce team, again, from the bottom of my heart.

  • @hlonely
    @hlonely 4 года назад +1165

    "i peed my pants except p stands for plutonium and pants stand for the entire planet"
    *_oh no, i p l u t o n i u m e d m y e n t i r e p l a n e t_*

    • @defaultkid99
      @defaultkid99 4 года назад +3

      actually it’s plutoniumeed

    • @anfool8774
      @anfool8774 4 года назад +9

      *w h o o p s*

    • @joeKisonue
      @joeKisonue 4 года назад +4

      If the P stands for plutonium, what's the V stand for ?

    • @aryyancarman705
      @aryyancarman705 4 года назад +1

      @@joeKisonue umm vanadium ?

    • @joeKisonue
      @joeKisonue 4 года назад +3

      @@aryyancarman705 Vandium Sause?

  • @akj3344
    @akj3344 7 лет назад +289

    This channel is so great man.
    New to VSauce. Really amazing stuff here.

    • @shubham-prakash
      @shubham-prakash 6 лет назад +4

      Akshay Joshi This is the best channel on RUclips

    • @nachostv4217
      @nachostv4217 6 лет назад +3

      And it has been since the dawn of man.

    • @LustigelGC
      @LustigelGC 6 лет назад

      Same here

  • @kourtmooney5387
    @kourtmooney5387 4 года назад +709

    2020 been a ride. Let’s hope North Carolina doesn’t explode too.

    • @MechanicParker
      @MechanicParker 4 года назад +21

      Silence, fool! Don't give them ideas!

    • @heyyo2828
      @heyyo2828 4 года назад +11

      Don’t you dare jinx it

    • @MechanicParker
      @MechanicParker 4 года назад +7

      @@heyyo2828 Oh we will NEVER get bombed here in NC. No way, no how. Impossible. I bet $10,000 we'll not get bombed. And they definitly won't drop an atom bomb on Asheville. Know how that would be SUCH a shame? Am I right? Nah, we'll never see radioactive fallout. No siree!

    • @heyyo2828
      @heyyo2828 4 года назад +8

      @@MechanicParker that, that killed me (almost as much as that bomb)

    • @monty28j
      @monty28j 4 года назад +5

      Spoken like a true American. The world would undoubtedly be a better place if North Carolina did explode.

  • @jevetts
    @jevetts Год назад +3

    The blue lights in the background behind Michael are look like the smoke trails you see in videos of nuclear weapons tests, great little detail

  • @rationalrad6950
    @rationalrad6950 4 года назад +1473

    Me: *is having a rough time*
    Michael: Cheer up, every cloud has a silver lining!
    Me: Thanks for being here Michae-
    Michael: Except for nuclear mushroom clouds, which have a lining of Strontium-90, Caesium-137 and other radioactive isotopes

  • @Nico-pb1sr
    @Nico-pb1sr 7 лет назад +1145

    What I learned:
    Nuclear Bombs are *Bad*
    Clouds are *Good*
    Eureka comes from Greek

    • @craigcorson3036
      @craigcorson3036 7 лет назад +29

      Just so you know, clouds don't matter anymore when it comes to dropping bombs or missiles on populated areas. We (and THEY) have much more precise aiming systems now than we had during WWII. It's no longer a matter of the bombardier looking through his bombsight and saying "There it is! Bombs away!"

    • @AngloImperial
      @AngloImperial 7 лет назад +2

      Thicc Papa Surprised you didn't just say white Christians are bad 😂

    • @AngloImperial
      @AngloImperial 7 лет назад +2

      Seems to be what every opportunistic victim is doing

    • @vasilis6691
      @vasilis6691 7 лет назад +1

      feels bad to read this

    • @AngloImperial
      @AngloImperial 7 лет назад

      vasilis6691 Truth hurts.

  • @wildbill9863
    @wildbill9863 5 лет назад +4222

    Remember when you didn’t have to pay money to watch v sauce

    • @RiverLapse
      @RiverLapse 5 лет назад +70

      I can watch him still

    • @RiverLapse
      @RiverLapse 5 лет назад +24

      I have RUclips red

    • @elgatoamarillo
      @elgatoamarillo 5 лет назад +421

      blue _ you’re still paying money

    • @damiencaez1983
      @damiencaez1983 5 лет назад +244

      Pepperidge farm remembers

    • @Somersalsa
      @Somersalsa 5 лет назад +24

      I mean you can still watch him in D!NG

  • @chachoDev24
    @chachoDev24 Год назад +7

    Time to visit this video again.

  • @craigandtinagibson1558
    @craigandtinagibson1558 4 года назад +2796

    Phil Swift in 1945 to Japan
    "To show you the power of America, I sawed this atom in half"

    • @barneystorer1092
      @barneystorer1092 4 года назад +20

      nice.

    • @Haxxer82
      @Haxxer82 4 года назад +57

      That genuinely made me laugh

    • @Elektroduck1
      @Elektroduck1 4 года назад +19

      That joke is actually perfect

    • @coleglassner449
      @coleglassner449 4 года назад +5

      Nuclear Fision. We need to use that for eco energy, or Fusion, that works. Perfect source of energy.

    • @christiangarza8122
      @christiangarza8122 4 года назад +43

      Sees Hiroshima and Nagasaki: THAT’S A LOT OF DAMAGE!

  • @johnwea1100
    @johnwea1100 8 лет назад +683

    "and P stands for plutonium" Me: weird analogy, but sure "Eureka comes from ancient Greek!" me: wait, wha- how did we get here

    • @om3g4z3r0
      @om3g4z3r0 8 лет назад +40

      +John Wea Sounds like you are either too smart to be here or getting at that level, this vsauce guy focus on one subject then starts filling it with random shit to give you the illusion of learning.
      In this episode we learned:
      Bombs are bad
      Science made bombs
      But science is gud.

    • @I-02
      @I-02 8 лет назад +30

      +TheHueisOver™ I just listen for the random trivia. Like how only 1.38% of uranium is actually fissiled in a fission bomb.

    • @colegilliam2379
      @colegilliam2379 8 лет назад +3

      +TheHueisOver™ I'm used to it, so I don't question it anymore.

    • @meljXD2
      @meljXD2 8 лет назад +15

      this show isn't really to teach, it's more like him sharing his thoughts and rambling on and on, not really sticking to any type of subject.

    • @i_notold8500
      @i_notold8500 8 лет назад +3

      Yeah, and that equals about 7 grams, the weight of a $1 note. Which in turn tells you how much plutonium you actually need to make the bomb.

  • @avidcloud1721
    @avidcloud1721 4 года назад +8361

    Micheal: 0.7 grams of uranium, that less than the weight of a
    me: dollar
    micheal: *banknote*
    the replies have been turned into a horrid warzone for some reason. enter with caution.

    • @SonoftheBread
      @SonoftheBread 4 года назад +464

      He is a man of science. A banknote is accurate because a $1 bill does not weigh more or less than any other banknote (maybe $100 weigh more cause of the plastic strip).

    • @maxzak5169
      @maxzak5169 4 года назад +18

      Hahaha idiot has no friends and wants his life to be important but it isn't

    • @emperorpalpatine5559
      @emperorpalpatine5559 4 года назад +267

      Max Zak
      Bruh.. you saying that shows the importance of your life... well I mean.. the lack there of.

    • @emperorpalpatine5559
      @emperorpalpatine5559 4 года назад +35

      AvidCloud
      Taunt that Max dude if you’re gonna insult him.. works better.

    • @maxzak5169
      @maxzak5169 4 года назад +5

      @@emperorpalpatine5559 xD OK little kid, whatever helps you sleep at night xD 'there of' XD

  • @bobbo3722
    @bobbo3722 Год назад +10

    I am become VSauce, Michael here

  • @williamjackson460
    @williamjackson460 5 лет назад +811

    Every cloud has a silver lining....
    -*except for nuclear mushroom clouds of course.*

  • @songbird7539
    @songbird7539 5 лет назад +584

    “Except your pants are the entire planet, and the p stands for... plutonium.
    EUREKA!”

  • @ColdFuse96
    @ColdFuse96 9 лет назад +1047

    How about in the end we just settle things with a Pokemon Battle or a Game of Chess

    • @davidnguyen1622
      @davidnguyen1622 9 лет назад +29

      +Luciano Martinez I wish. Everything would be much more fun if it was like the world in NGNL.

    • @Whattwa
      @Whattwa 9 лет назад +26

      because if you beat someone stronger than you in Pokémon they can just break your Nintendo and steal your game, and what can you do about it?

    • @davidnguyen1622
      @davidnguyen1622 9 лет назад

      But in the world of NGNL, Theft and vandalism is prohibited.

    • @metalheadjakob
      @metalheadjakob 9 лет назад

      +Luciano Martinez if that was the chase we would have smarter gouverners;)

    • @zachgullerman3183
      @zachgullerman3183 9 лет назад +23

      Because the asians would win everytime... *sigh* everytime.

  • @triess
    @triess 3 месяца назад +2

    this is one of the best videos on youtube

  • @musicmixxer9815
    @musicmixxer9815 9 лет назад +673

    [Kokura news anchor]: Alright guys. Today is going to be a bit cloudy, with lows in the mid 60s and highs in the mid 80s.
    [Citizen]: God damn it, another gloomy day...

    • @00maniacmanny00
      @00maniacmanny00 9 лет назад +20

      That was fuckin hilarious you should get top coent

    • @flipflops7345
      @flipflops7345 9 лет назад +2

      MusicMixxer i dont get it im retarted

    • @alexandraleian212
      @alexandraleian212 9 лет назад +71

      Malik Ogletree It's basically a joke about how the people of Kokura are complaining about cloudy weather but that cloudy weather is what saved their lives

    • @LongDongSilver420
      @LongDongSilver420 9 лет назад +55

      MusicMixxer [Nagasaki news anchor]: Todays forecast is hot and shitty, with continued bouts of hot and shitty, and a pissy weather front moving in from the north. And highs in the mid 15 millions.
      [Citizen]: God damn it, the gloomiest day...

    • @RoliPoliOli00
      @RoliPoliOli00 9 лет назад

      Hahaha. 15 millions I get it ;)

  • @gohanr1271
    @gohanr1271 6 лет назад +941

    Science is a car and ethics are the signs on the road

  • @bigsmoke6675
    @bigsmoke6675 5 лет назад +675

    From your phone: hey, Vsauce!
    From behind you: Michael here!
    From inside your head: what if you were completely defenseless?

    • @maxwellerobini1603
      @maxwellerobini1603 5 лет назад +5

      Nice copy pasta

    • @CookieGal-
      @CookieGal- 5 лет назад +17

      @@maxwellerobini1603 I do love my copy pasta.

    • @Eorxied2300
      @Eorxied2300 5 лет назад +9

      Gabriel Parot mmm copypasta with extra callout comments

    • @greenware7186
      @greenware7186 4 года назад +6

      This is a horror novel

    • @mrmemes7883
      @mrmemes7883 4 года назад +5

      Vsauce:
      **Yeets you out the window**

  • @Dr.Glenn_Pierce
    @Dr.Glenn_Pierce 3 месяца назад +3

    Just wanted to say that is video was extremely good