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I lost it at "Number 16 bus Shelter" you poor child.
same
+Salem Yeah! You can't even abbreviate that to anything either...
Haha saame that made me fall off my chair
Thought it was where that person came into existence.
+Max McTabish shelly, sheldon
“Alright, we’re taking attendance class. Uhh michael?”
“Here”
“Johnothan?”
“Here”
“Number 16 bus shelter?”
“Here”
Looool
Lol....
I’m more concerned by how you spelled Jonathan
Johnan Johnatran
Also known as
Jon Tron
LVB animations and stuff jimmy neutron 😂
Teacher: “Albin, the exam is over, stop writing!”
Albin: “Over? I’m still writing my name on the front page”
You spelt his name wrong, it's actually Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116
Aww damn it!
@@nars_bars8774 You know he changed it to A.
Oh is this the first and last question bcuz all credit to him if he can write his name without COPIENG it
Teacher: "Albin, hand over your paper now!"
Albin: "Hold on, Mr. Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff!"
3:37 But you could name it “Aretwodeetwo”.
I used to have an officially licensed Star Wars sound book as a kid that spelled it "Artoo" on the back
or just Artoodeetoo.
Exactly what I was thinking
Arturito
@@mauriciojuarez4001 Arturo
"Mom, why is Paris named Paris?"
"because we conceived your sister there"
"thank you mom"
"you're welcome number 16 bus shelter"
Hello Fenchurch
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hhahhahahahahahahhahahahha
"you're welcome number 15 burgerking foot lettuce"
LOL xD
Number 16 Bus Shelter is gonna be watching this in a few years like "HEEEYYYY"
HEEEYYYY
how did you know? lol wtf?
im violence btw
+Number 16 Bus Shelter you are really exist??!!?!?! 😲
+Number 16 Bus Shelter you are really exist??!!?!?! 😲
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning in isolation and as such could never directly produce the 4000 Newtons of Force per square centimeter required to break bones.
You could indirectly break bones however. "Lay down in front of my vehicle." or "climb that ladder which is not supported properly."
Christopher W "... and as such could not *directly* produce the 4000 Newtons of Force..."
Well, unless you're Goku.
Yuuichi Productions Ah L2R on my part.
But I thought letters were the smallest element of language...
Should be 'in isolation'. Also I believe Michael meant to say 'names' instead of 'words'. Then the 'saying' makes sense.
Imagine dying, and then your opps convince everyone to use your name as a word for 'stupid person' for hundreds of years
That’s a pretty bad legacy, I’d rather be forgotten
Pretty sure there is something like that in the netherlands (where I live), but then for egoists instead of stupid person.
I feel like retard was a name
I feel bad for John Duns Scotus
@@WideJupiter_offical Me too.
"911, what is your emergency?"
"An armed man is chasing me, help!"
"Okay, what is your name?"
"Number 16 Bus shelter"
"No, not your location: Your name."
"No, actually, ill just die."
Gatorade Me Bitch you right
The emergency number in new zealand is 111.
the emergency number in Australia is 000
In germany it's 110 for Police and 112 for the Firewatch. But most people call the Police, because they can easly contact the other emergecyhelpers.
Gatorade Me Bitch 😂
"Dad, why is Teresa named Teresa?"
"Because Teresa is an anagram of 'Easter' and your mom likes Easter."
"Thanks Dad!"
"No problem, Alan."
Underrated!!
😂😂😂
Lol
I just have one more letter
THIS COMMENT NEEDS MORE LIKES
He could've named that video "CALLING YOUR CHILD ADOLF HITLER???" but he didn't because that's not all the video is about. That's something I like about michael.
Or calling your child" number 16 bus shelter"
I saw this nazi guy from this video at my doctor’s office last year
Imagine this guy named "Violence" is a polite and kind-hearted guy but people avoid him because of his name
:(
V for short. All better
No different than a pitbull named 'Cupcake'
Tbf that's his fault for not changing it
I heard a story of two brothers, to summarise: One was named Success, the other Failure. Success became a criminal and Failure became a respected police officer (i think).
Ah, RUclips algorithm. You work in marvelous ways. This was recommended to me after Elon named his child "X Æ A-12"
I can’t remember if it’s Kevin or Kyle.
EJR Adventures that’s a joke it’s pronounced “ex ash Ay twelve”
@@andyaasen1424 bro it's pronounced *effective. Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗*
bean I thought A-12 was his favorite airplane or something
bean Ash planet the 5th
"Violence"
"Midnight Chardonnay"
"Number 16 Bus Shelter"
and of course
"Two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda."
LOL
Nines*
do you want an award
@@PixelVarnox I would greatly appreciate one, but the same way you don't know English, people don't recognise people that help them -> meaning no award :(
i do know english i just make mistakes, I also usually don't use grammar because I'm lazy.
7:25
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such, could never directly produce the 4000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.” -Vsauce, 2013
That hurts me
Thnx imma copy this
I was just on that part that's creepy
Didn't notice but he put a lot of effort into not panting at the end of that sentence, his nostrils flare so much as he's breathing in lol
Why is that so funny
In my country Vietnam, the chance of you meeting 100 persons with Nguyen on their last names in a day is higher than finding a retail store within an hour
Recording to an Average Vietnamese living: That’s absolutely right
In my country USA, the chance of you finding someone with a last name in a day is higher than finding a retail store within an hour.
I live in Germany and have met two people called Nguyen
Really? I live here too but could walk to lotte mart in like 5 mins
almost half the people in Brazil is Silva...
Number 16, Bus Shelter. The last thing you’d want in your bus is someone’s shelter inside it, but that might be what you gæt.
LMFAO
*F O O T L E T T U C E*
I would like but it's at 69 likes and i can't bring myself to ruin it
Lol
This is the best use an ash that i've ever seen
Violence is actually a really pretty words and would make a good name if it didn’t mean what it does
Animeislife they could call them viola for short
Yeah it’s similar to violet
Animeislife your right. It’s kinda sounds like violet that might be why.
Have 2 friends and we can ship their names together to make Violence
Names
3:24 “in the US you can name your kid anything as long as it doesn’t have numbers or symbols”
X Æ A-12 watching this in the future: ಠ_ಠ
yeah, that's why Elon renamed the kid as "X AE A-XII" or smth like that so the kid doesn't get into any legal issues
@@worstusernameintheworld9871 the hyphen is a symbol tho
@@safwanljd Yes but hyphens are exceptions to the rule
@@safwanljd lots of normal names use hyphens. Anne-Marie is a popular one
@@shaobues Julia Louis-Dreyfus too.
The funniest thing about the "longest-name-dude" is that a lot of the German words make up sentences, talking about exploring space and living together with alien intelligences. Senior
Its pretty much a story, and it goes like this: "Ages ago, there were conscientious shepherds whose sheep were well tended and carefully protected against attack by their rapacious enemies. Twelve hundred thousand years ago there appeared before these first earthmen, at night, a spaceship powered by seven stone and iridium electric motors. It had originally been launched on its long trip into stellar space in the search for neighboring stars that might have planets revolving about them that were inhabitable and on which planets a new race of intelligent humanity might propagate itself and rejoice for life, without fear of attack by other intelligent beings from interstellar space."
“Here is your new baby”
“Awww”
“What is the name you would like to be on the birth certificate”
“Hmmm he looks like a sex fruit”
his father is a pickle. Funniest shit I've ever seen
Bro same
Number 16: Bus Shelter
the last thing you want in your shelter is somebody's bus.
The last thing you want for your child is a terrible name they'll get made fun of for
Everyone :" Number 16 Bus Shelter is probably the weirdest name."
X Æ A-12 : Hold my UFO
Xash Archangel Musk
Kyle
Naah but honestly i would rather be that elon musk thing then become a bus shelter
XÆA-II*
@@kamaltahir8567 Does it even matter😂
nahh, X Æ A-12 is way cooler than literally being called a BUS
Vsauce: Let's talk about Names
*1 minute later*
Children were executed
When you realize that a name is literally just a sound that other humans emit when they want your attention.
When you realize you’re a
When you realize you're
When U
When
Whe
In Sweden the parents of a child wanted to name their child as "Kvadratrot", meaning square root in English. They were both teachers in mathematics.
@EnchantingEcho Oh no. Could have just named them the god and goddess of death instead.
@Phương Nguyễn Hello, ².
Kvadratrot is actually a cool name
@@eragonian1240 substitute teacher: ...
Elon Musk would be proud
For those who don´t speak German:
This guy´s ridiculously long name translates into something that sounds like the subliminal messages conspiracy theorists think you can hear when you play songs backwards.
I agree with ur username
Wh
Arabic names what is your name Son of Apple then whats your Beautiful Beautiful
6:56
In chinese, the phrase 百姓, which refers to everybody, or all people in general, literally means "the hundred surnames."
Being named after everybody would be annoying lol
Still bambozzles me how two characters translate to three long words
@@sesidonkor because different languages are different
@@leiladekwatro3147yeh but that would would mean Chinese would have *a lot* of characters if just one can mean two words. Amazing how they remember all that.
@@sesidonkor I mean, you remember the alphabet and all the many seemingly random combinations it takes to turn these into words, and then how to turn them into sound despite none of them having singular consistent sounds. That's pretty amazing too. Give yourself some credit. There's Asians (Mostly japanese) that would think you are a genius for speaking English; despite being a native speaker.
"NUMBER 16 BUS SHELTER GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW!"
AND TAKE MIDNIGHT CHARDONNAY WITH YOU
I saw a guy who's name was...
...NUMBER 15 BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE THE LAST THING YOU WANT IN YOUR BURGER KING BURGER IS SOMEONE'S FOOT FUNGUS BUT AS IT TURNS OUT THAT MIGHT BE WHAT YOU GET
My initials are C.S.I. so am I going to find some criminals?
Mine are L.M.F.A.O.Y.O.U.H.A.V.E.A.B.O.N.E.R.
+___Von___ Is your name Larry Micheal Francis Alex Orlando Ye Olli Undyne Harry Andy Victor Emily Aaron Baxtor Ollybar Nick Ebby Ronaldson?
Jake The Mario Fan Yes
Mine is J.E.R.R.Y.S.E.I.N.F.E.L.D.
Coilin Sawyer Mine is U.N.K.N.OW.N.F.R.O.M.M.E.
Elon Musk:laughs in wifi password
I was laughing for like 5 mins straight lmao
I honestly feel really bad for his kid
in wifi password??
@@altaaf8449 his son's name looks like a password.
@@fluff5 it probably is xD
2:55 shoutout to my boy V I O L E N C E
"Hey, Number 16 Bus Shelter, wanna play soccer?"
WE ARE NUMBER 1.........6 bus shelter....
yes
Number 16 bus shelter you're late for 7 months
KAGE _ i am?
damn here i was saying i go by libby instead of elisabeth in classes at the start of the semester when i could have been saying i go by number 16 bus shelter
I remember my kindergarten teacher said that in my class. sticks and stones may break my bones,
But words are mearly the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and as such could never produce the 4000 neutons of square force per square centimeter required to break bones.
Oreo-Wizard lol tf
If I ever get to know a person from "murica" im telling them that
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning *in* isolation and as such could never directly produce the 4,000 *newtons* of *force* per cm^2 required to break bones. owo
LOL VSAUCE JUST SAID THAT
*newtons
“You can name your child anything as long as it doesn’t have obscenity, numerals or symbols”
Elon musk : 👁👄👁
He doesn't have that.
@Damian Simpson it looks funny ;-;
Now whold on there partner.
IT turns ou' tha' emojis are infact symols!
Yeehaw! checkmate globeheads, Youhoouuwiie
***and then he rode into the sunset, never to be seen again...***
Elon musk : hm too hard? Maybe i try this name--->đűřæēķïğč69
Damian Simpson 👁🗨👄👁🗨
A couple in France once tried to name their daughter "Nutella." This was obviously rejected by the government, so they shortened her name to "Ella."
She's in for some terrible pick-up lines
they should have shortened it to nut
@@pizzaguy_💀
In France, Nutella is apparently extremely popular, so it makes sense.
@@ekathe85 "do you want some of this nut, ella?" LFMAO
UN : Every human child born on Earth has the right to a name
The kid born on the moon : 😭
Moon Child 1
Neanderthal child: ;~;
they're a crying emoji because they're dying
：（
who named their kid 😭
No joke, there was this kid in my Kindergarten class named Boston Massachusetts.
poor kid
Stupid ass parents naming him that I feel bad for him
Bugpants Lol
Ohh boy...
When I went to a subway the was a worker named minnesota
Starbucks employee: What name do we write on the cup?
Kid: Brfxxcxxmnncccclllmmnnrxvclmnckssglbb11116
Employee: Albin?
Kid: Sure
Check it again an realise that you misspelled it by writing mmnn instead of mmnp
you spelled it so wrong
@@aaryansachdeva Yes of course, getting a single letter off in a long line of text is spelling it *so off*
@@legallybidoof yea bc it's a name lmao. you wouldn't like it if i call you jd billiams right?
@@mizuki4002 nah i wouldn't really care tbh
i'm just too lazy to fix it
I once had a classmate with the name M16, her father was in the ARMY and he named his kids after guns.
America?
How disgusting, over here in the uk, we find that appalling. I can’t imagine my children, tea and crumpets, having such strange names. My neighbour, colonisation, agrees.
that's fuckin stupid
This is the most American thing I’ve heard today
Named her after an overrated gun? not much of an army man.
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me" said someone. The next day, they were hit by a dictionary.
they broke their arm
Old but gold.300th like
Blobfish profile=amazing
Naming your child Sticks
Naming your child Stones
Naming your child Words
Naming your child Dictionary.
Gavin Mcleod And they was right, because that dictionary’s not the smallest element of language capable of portraying meaning in isolation, fella.
stolen from garfield
Ah, I remember that saying, my parents said it all the time:
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such, could never directly produce the 4,000 newtons of force per square centimeter required to break bones."
that sounded perfectly normal to me the first time i heard it, as that was long before i knew of the simplified version.
I'm gonna use that on my child
In isolation*
"As the saying goes; sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and as such could never produce the 4,000 newtons of force per centimeter required to break bones."
Wow.
+Flubble Biscuitness as I said in a comment like a year ago what if you dropped a book on someone wich is made of words and the book caused him to fall off a cliff and he/she breaks EVERY BONE IN HIS BODY(XD LOL)
+Flubble Biscuitness Unfortunaly this statement is wrong. Morphemes are the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning.
Eh.
Words are most commonly used.
lol
I think alphabetical discrimination is so interesting because now thinking back to how at the beginning of the year my 4th grade teacher made all of her lists A-Z and it was buisness as usual, but midway through the year she decided to start alternating so we would have one list A-Z then one Z-A and thinking back to it now, the last bit of that class was the best time in my whole elementary school experience, it turns out most of the “bad” kids in my class were the ones usually at the bottom of the A-Z list. Strange
And I’m just now realizing also that this video was initially posted DURING MY 4TH GRADE YEAR WTF
Number 16 Bus Shelter..
Dude thats the best name ever
Integer 61 Tram House
the name might go back to an old tradition of naming the child where it was conceived so... someone go clean that shelter....
uno that that was where their parents had a waveeey beat after a night out
I know that guy. He went by Hamish
Who looks their newborn daughter in the eyes, and decides: “I shall call this miracle of life....
S e x f r u i t.”
Very Accurite
Well, wasn't it the fruit that was conceived by having sex?
I'm not saying it's a good name, but it is a logical name.
@@Liggliluff I'm honestly more curious about Number 16 Bus Shelter.
@@brettkane9175 ikr
Hhaha
Micheal: People that have a last name start near the end of the alphabet usually feel unsuccessful
Mark Zuckerburg: Am i a joke to you
it's "feel" unsuccesful not "are"
Is that not what i said?
Or is it?
That's why he's an alien
@@ਮਨਪ੍ਰੀਤ-ਪ1ਚ r/woosh
Kevin looks like if Jesse Pinkman made better decisions in life
"Yeah Mr. Stevens! Yeah science!"
And Micheal Looks like Walter White
why tf does that make so much sense???
So, you can't name your kid R2-D2, but you can name him/her RtwoDtwo?
Icysnowman ruhtooduhtoo
Why isn't this top comment?
arturito sounds like r2d2
Arrtoo Deetoo
Icysnowman #2
That’s what I was thinking
Help me someone is chasing me!
What's your name?
Adolf Hitler
*Call Declined*
Mother: This child is a miracle! It is deserving of a name that reflects the actions involved and how it came to be. As well as a name that symbolizes how when the seed of love is sown between two people, the harvest that follows can produce such a beautiful gift!
Father: That's great honey, what did you have in mind?
Mother: SEX FRUIT
*y e s*
Elon Musk: *X Æ A-12*
Father: divorce me
Dad, why was sister named Lily?
Because son, when she was born, a Lily fell and landed on her head, so we named her Lily.
Cool! Thanks dad.
No problem, Brick. Now back to your cage.
Damn😂😂
I'm naming my kid "The" so whenever someone says the he turns and listens
This is actually pretty evil of you 😂
This would be *the* most evil thing ever.
Speaking in old english would be very confusing. "I will get (The|thee) a glass of water."
wut tHe phuck
What the fuck?
The: hold on
2:18 "You can name your kid Apple, or North, or Moon Unit"
Kim Kardashian: *Write that down*
HAHAHA
Reminded me of an old joke:
Three wise men visit the manger. On the way in, one of them bangs his head on the low door frame, and exclaims "Jesus Christ" in pain
Joseph: "Write that down Mary, it's a lot better than Derek"
My initials are CJ. Do I have to follow a train?
American Lucky Cat nah,buy 2 number 9 for Big Smoke
...Are you called Carl Johnson? :DDDDDDDD
American Lucky Cat Yes, the train is your dreams and you must follow it.
Jason why the hell does his dreams have gangsters standing on top of it shooting at him
Jelly Unicorn That's a good question. That's something for him to answer
I love my initials (TM) because every time i sign something it makes it look like theirs a huge fancy trademark
Random Human: Whistles
Dolphin: And I took that personally
When your parents call you by your full name when they're angry at you but your name is 700 words long so you never anger them out of pity because you don't want then to have to say an essay every time you annoy them
Or you purposefully anger them
lawful good vs chaotic evil
700 letters not words
"MY ESSAY FROM THE SIXTH GRADE THAT A BURNED AND SHREDDED BECAUSE I HATED IT AND WANTED IT TO DIE OH BY THE WAY MY NAME IS FORTNITE IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU THIS IS STILL MY NAME BY THE WAY I'M RECITING IT ALL" GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE NOW!
But what if you spelled it "artoodeetu"?
Hey? Huh?
got 'em
Yeah but spoken r2d2 would getnyou sued
@@thexrealxtobi5361 No it would not.
What about Rtwo Dtwo
Arturito.
I'd spell it Are Too D Too
2:08 I don’t know what’s funnier, the fact that at first it’s just a name for every single letter in the alphabet, the sudden change to something that’s probably Deutsch, the unexpected Senior at the end or “hausenberger” in the 4th line, reminding me of Breaking Bad memes
my initials are K.F.C. i'm gonna live forever
You can't name your kid "R2-D2", in the U.S, but couldn't you just call him "Artoodeetoo"? :P
Arthur Deethur
VSauce: names have names
Me: *stop hurting my brain*
VintoMC the brain named itself
Reeee
"Name" is a name for the name
Stop answers then have then names then then...
Kevin Webster huh?
My name is not VSauce, Michael.
but your child could be
3:24 "Anything that doesn't include obscenity, numerals, or symbols"
Elon Musk: Is this some sort of peasant joke I'm too rich to understand?
USA: *does nothing cause if they do they will get smashed to the ground. by a tesla. and sent away in a space hearse.*
I mean wasn't there a kid recently that was just three cowboy hat emojis or something?
Yeah and if a poor person did that they’d get yelled at
@@trollrat2828 yes
Number 16: New Zealand Bus Shelter
The last thing you want in your Country of New Zealand is a bus shelter, but as it turns out, that might be what you get
Toor Skoboviik lol and I'm leaving it at 16 likes
Technically, you could name your kid after the main voiceless droid from Star Wars, provided you spell his name Artoo Deetoo instead of R2-D2
B I G B R A I N T I M E
@@manofgod7622 T I M E T O S M A R T
ＷＯＷ
Bruh I thought the exact same thing
OptimusPhillip I want name a animal r2d2
Naming your child "Number 16 bus shelter" should be considered an act of child abuse.
False
My initials are D.S.
...what? Am I gonna somehow turn into a nintendo game now?
Same mine are dps but on swim team they only did first and last so i would always have "da" on my hand
My initials are M.S.
M.S.K.H.D.K. If you extend it further.
M.S... This is the reason I chose Microsoft over Apple computers
DeVco6, no, you are the human embodiment of the Dark Souls franchise, which is awesome! Check it out!
DeVco6, no, you are the human embodiment of the Dark Souls franchise, which is awesome! Check it out!
My initials are f.k. 😳
I feel so bad for those people with 746 letters in their name have to take 15 minutes to write their name on paper.
especially because his name describes him as someone with who is in a spacecraft towards a star with planets etc., it's basically the story of his life but all with really bad German grammar and spelling xD
Idk how his parents got the "spacecraft towards other solar systems"-concept in 1904 but ok...
oh so you mean polish people
@@Jan191
Bad German spelling and grammar? That would be Dutch not Polish people :P
lol i have a name 5 letters long
Vsauce: "you can't name your kid R2-D2"
Elon Musk: am I a joke to you?
M. Asadullah Nobody asked
STFU!
@@Not-Batman what?...
@@FlyLeah now one asked you aither bech
Can you name your kid 99? I want to name my child after the best soldier.
"Dad, why did you choose to name my sister Paris?"
"Because, dear, thats where she was conceived, on your mother and I's honeymoon"
"Oh okay, that makes sense, I love you dad"
"I love you too Number 16 Bus Shelter"
(7:24) sticks and stones may break my bones but words are mealy the smallest element of language capible of containing meaning and icolation and as such could never directly produce the 4,000 nutons of 4 per square centimeter required to break bones.
Meerly* Capable* Isolation* Newtons*
tbrady1291 I* Don't* Give* A* Crap*
Missduh Duck gotta admit though, if you go for a brainy reply you have to go full tilt, or no tat all.
Force per square centimeter*
Missduh Duck Well, you should, because now you just look stupid.
hey...
lol
Btw, I read his name not "bus" but "bush"
So, Number 16 Bush Shelter...
I don't know why
Did you actually take the time to make an account under that name, just for the joke. Or, are you actually Number 16 Bus Shelter?
Number 16 bus shelter looool
@KevnoJiang We are all Redditors on this blessed day. There are literally dozens of us. Obligatory - please include me in the screenshot! Ty
What if Michael was like:
My Name is Michael... or is it?
*Theme song plays*
What if his real name is Michelangelo?
@@Liggliluff **vsauce music plays**
i mean he DID say he felt more like a gary in one video.....
The lengthening of the phrase “sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me” seems like something I would do for absolutely no reason.
There is a guy in my school named Lord God Allah. Everyone calls him L.G. It was funny at graduation.
Viral Virus Islam can go screw itself.
Jason Martin lol who hurt you?
Wait seriously
Viral Virus that's right bud
Lord God Allah, you were named after two of the bravest men I knew.
“Awww, what a cute baby! What’s its name?”
“Midnight 16 Bus Shelter”.
Well then. My initials are E.M.O. This is awkward...
Austin Parnell actually that means automatic colt pistol
How about G.D.C?
Austin Parnell, well, congratulations, .45 ACP.
My initials are S.L.C so Salt Lake City..... I am a city
Mine are M.T.A
Fun fact: every vsauce video is a question you’ve asked in your mind for years but didn’t explain to people because you could explain it
"Self Identified Nazi's" is a sentence I did not want to hear or think I would ever hear
"I identify as a Nazi SS Obersturmbannführer"
-Some guy, in this year, probably
You got a lot to learn about the world pal
Same dude
Same. 😣
surely there are plenty of self-identified nazis in this world
Son:mom why is my sister named dandelion
Mom:Because a dandelion fell on her
Other sibling:uahgafsgabsvvsbwbwvsg
Mom:BE quiet cinderblock!
im fUCKINHG SCREAMIBNG
AHHHHHH
this is so wrong. this is horribly wrong and i love it
Son: Why am i named number 16 bus shelter
Mom: we don't talk about that
Hahahahahahahahaha
0:26 Every named thing is capable of feeling?
So what about my pet rock, Rocky?
Oml I have a pet rock named rocky
Oml I have a pet rock named rocky
I swear every pet rock is called Rocky
Mine is Dwayne
is that a nigahiga reference?
Kid named finger:
sticks and stones may break my bones but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and as such could never directly produce the 4000N of force per square centimetre required to break bone
Thank you. I was looking for this comment so I can copy paste it, instead of writing it myself. I know I am lazy :P
No problem :)
I will make a machine that produces so powerful Soundwaves that it actually breaks bones.
Deal with it.
im pretty sure its containing meaning IN isolation
you could scream words so loud that they break your bones
2:08
Parents: What should we name him?
Adolph!
No, Blaine!
No, Charles!
No, David!
Fine, why not name him all of them?
yea and also this starts with a b c d.....z w.....
Not to sound like the "you must be fun at parties"" But its spelled Adolf not "Adolph"
@@radking9854 you do realize that their are two ways to spell it right?
@@radking9854 It's spelt "Adolph" in the video. I'm pretty Michael does his research.
and apparently he thought he would name his sun that because he's the "Senior"
1:59
"We couldn't decide on the name"
"so you... chose them all?"
this guy is the original multi-class
The name tells the story of aliens that came from outer space to settle on earth. Super strange
yes its german, but the - are on the wrong places
« Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest elements of language that can contain meaning in isolation, and thus could never apply the 4000 newtons per square centimeter required to break bones. »
I’m using this on my bully.
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My initials are E.W.
Just
ew :(
EW
Das Eiki EUAN WILSONN
My dad's first name is Tom. His initials are T.O.M.
My initials are T.B. like the disease.
Das Eiki mine are A.D.
3:04 Straight up thought Michael was going to say “number 15”.
Dude, check the goddamn upload date. XD
as the saying goes: "sticks and stones may brake my bones, but names leave psychological wounds that will never heal." ;)
Key takeaway from this video:
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning in isolation and as such, could never directly produce the 4000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones." - Michael Stevens
I knew a lady (not my friend) from Cuba named Usnavy. She was born when a bunch of soldiers from the US Navy made an appearance on their hometown and was a historic event at the time. Usnavy.
MisakiLeasim lol that reminds me of Usnavi from the musical 'In The Heights'.
My brother had this babysitter named Windy and everytime she said her name we would ask (and correct) her if or not it was the more common 'Wendy.' Turns out it was indeed Windy because she said she was born on an extremely windy day in typhoon-prone Philippines.
I really hate to be a stickler, but US Navy personnel are called sailors, not soldiers.
*_I AM USNAVI AND YOU PROB’LY NEVER HEARD MY NAME REPORTS OF MY FAME ARE GREATLY EXAGGERATED_*
MisakiLeasim 9
as the saying goes: ”sticks and stones may break my bones but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such, could never directly produce the 4,000 newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones”
i live by this LMAO
And as always, thanks for watching.
You actually wrote it down wooooow... Thaaaanks
My initials would have been K.K.K but they changed my middle name cause my grandma through a fit. It's K.E.K btw
Thank you grandma! XP
wow mine are AFGHAN
Kek.
+Yuki Silver (DemonAlchemist) top kek
+Yuki Silver (DemonAlchemist) Kek kek kek :3
Bruh I was talking about names to a friend and then I saw this pop up on my homepage 💀
"-If you watch people sleep, like i usually do"
Me: wait a minute-...
SAVAGE!!
Who is here after Elon Musk named his child some very weird robotic name
lmao you mean X Æ A-12?
It's pronounced as "Kyle"
@@justinrozario2003 Kyle xy ?
@@andrewmaiyo3831 how so?
X Æ A-12
My name is jeff
Kiiwii 69 are you 69 aswell
My name Jeff*
Ahh it's nice to come across the comment of a fellow man of culture :)
2:49 what a horrible mother.