When Will We Run Out Of Names?

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 53 тыс.

  • @xxnaliaxx8431
    @xxnaliaxx8431 5 лет назад +41101

    Mother: “I would like to name my child Mary”
    Nurse: “Sorry, that’s taken. What about: MaryPetalGod29?”

    • @Alex-fq8ld
      @Alex-fq8ld 5 лет назад +1924

      Mother that played games be like

    • @checkers3631
      @checkers3631 5 лет назад +451

      This is awesome-

    • @renzugh
      @renzugh 5 лет назад +274

      OMGGGGG ROFL 🤣🤣🤣i'm dying

    • @user-to7kf1yi4g
      @user-to7kf1yi4g 5 лет назад +190

      My name is Mary

    • @tiredamateur
      @tiredamateur 5 лет назад +329

      Mom: nah, how about Daisy?
      Nurse: username taken. How about DaisyTheFlowerGirl173636373838??

  • @monkey8522
    @monkey8522 4 года назад +3960

    “What’s your kids name?”
    Parents: “BestProGamerPlay827”

    • @luffybetterr
      @luffybetterr 4 года назад +184

      Username taken sorry

    • @theblob2937
      @theblob2937 4 года назад +102

      Just add a few emoticons and emojis and you should be good to go. If that doesn't work, maybe put in an underscore or two

    • @Toxic-sd1xe
      @Toxic-sd1xe 4 года назад +9

      XD

    • @SanzzNinetyNine
      @SanzzNinetyNine 4 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @notfalcon
      @notfalcon 4 года назад +9

      @clxudン BTSLover69

  • @devil-qn4ur
    @devil-qn4ur 5 лет назад +8133

    “What’s your child’s name?”
    *d o g*

    • @mexicanmarvin
      @mexicanmarvin 5 лет назад +157

      Username taken. What about: dogboflof48533

    • @jake-gs4do
      @jake-gs4do 5 лет назад +65

      my friend named his dog “panda”

    • @anaschunaramanufc5183
      @anaschunaramanufc5183 5 лет назад +4

      the uno god what is your cats name child

    • @Yolanda_Productions
      @Yolanda_Productions 5 лет назад +6

      I know someone whos dogs name is dog.(pronounced dee oh gee

    • @ace-4634
      @ace-4634 5 лет назад +6

      “What’s your mom’s name?”
      *J* *O* *E*

  • @A_cool_man
    @A_cool_man 6 месяцев назад +321

    I shall name the child "Waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs"

    • @randompersonthatexists123
      @randompersonthatexists123 6 месяцев назад +6

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @alvie4305
      @alvie4305 4 месяца назад +14

      That made me smirk before I even finished reading it

    • @GompersTheGomp
      @GompersTheGomp 3 месяца назад +5

      It got worse
      Now there call waxed whether cut copper timed worn stairs

    • @newcantinacrispychickentac7754
      @newcantinacrispychickentac7754 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@GompersTheGomp I'm not sure if this is meant to be a joke but this is not true

    • @SlourpifyPlays
      @SlourpifyPlays 3 месяца назад +1

      Or just call him WLWCCS

  • @Mars.1811
    @Mars.1811 9 лет назад +9185

    Imagine only one person could own each name, and if you killed a person, you had the right to "own" that name...
    The Hunger Names...

    • @ansley4269
      @ansley4269 9 лет назад +92

      Lol

    • @LaserPigeon
      @LaserPigeon 9 лет назад +335

      Michael King I'd read the shit out of that

    • @Mars.1811
      @Mars.1811 9 лет назад +122

      I've never actually watched the Hunger Games

    • @LaserPigeon
      @LaserPigeon 9 лет назад +91

      Michael King You don't need to

    • @kzstu4404
      @kzstu4404 9 лет назад +179

      Michael King so the more awesome and popular your name is the more of a target you are?
      so if im named SexyBeast3000 i would be a dead man?

  • @pwag9562
    @pwag9562 5 лет назад +6303

    "He's so damn adorable! what's your name little guy?"
    *Mistake69*

    • @cyxtielxcci7964
      @cyxtielxcci7964 5 лет назад +89

      LMAO

    • @nevenalubura2439
      @nevenalubura2439 5 лет назад +143

      That should be my name lol

    • @lurveke3676
      @lurveke3676 5 лет назад +89

      69 likes, just how it should be

    • @reivenza1
      @reivenza1 4 года назад +15

      @peanutdestroyer69 Mine is NguyenSeeker420

    • @sprytez9781
      @sprytez9781 4 года назад +7

      Ishouldbeabortedbutmymomistoopoortopayforthefee D. James

  • @mena1432
    @mena1432 5 лет назад +4477

    Me: *spams keyboard*
    Computer: _Username Taken_

  • @Theverylostsocks
    @Theverylostsocks Год назад +275

    Teacher: “Xxalphabloodmoonxx69?”
    Student: “Here!”

    • @psycat_P57C4T
      @psycat_P57C4T 5 месяцев назад +3

      What

    • @Adamm1413
      @Adamm1413 2 месяца назад +8

      @@psycat_P57C4T you clearly didn't watch the whole video to understand

    • @Дар-д2р
      @Дар-д2р 9 дней назад

      @@Adamm1413 true

  • @cursedpinecone
    @cursedpinecone 4 года назад +4221

    “What’s your kids name?”
    Me: “[content deleted]”

  • @ovidiusclaudius9021
    @ovidiusclaudius9021 9 лет назад +3227

    Seriously 1007 named James Bond... 1 007

    • @GSBroker
      @GSBroker 9 лет назад +42

      ***** that is amazing

    • @cakelesscoder9562
      @cakelesscoder9562 9 лет назад +183

      ***** bondinatti confirmed!

    • @ybra
      @ybra 9 лет назад +102

      ***** So what he is saying is that there is just one 007

    • @jeandidieraboubakar9982
      @jeandidieraboubakar9982 9 лет назад +78

      Well make it 1008 cause Im changing mine

    • @elementalsheep2672
      @elementalsheep2672 9 лет назад +33

      ***** THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE 007

  • @izzy.xyz0810
    @izzy.xyz0810 3 года назад +2655

    “She’s so Cute! What’s your name little girl?”
    *D* *a* *d*

  • @DoFliesCallUsWalks
    @DoFliesCallUsWalks 9 месяцев назад +48

    Michael: Psychologically we often interact with them as if they were friends, distinct beings we created, They help us out, but they also can influence us.
    Alan Becker: Absolutely right.

  • @axeliso
    @axeliso 5 лет назад +1086

    "Aww, your dog's so adorable. What's his name?"
    *"Dinnerbone"*

    • @chritdit
      @chritdit 5 лет назад +55

      Only mc players know

    • @iaganfoss
      @iaganfoss 5 лет назад +12

      Chrit Dit everyone knows lol.
      Also... this name showed me pig tiddies

    • @eeeqweq7095
      @eeeqweq7095 5 лет назад +12

      @@iaganfoss *_p i g . . . t i d d i e s ?_*

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 5 лет назад +13

      Doug Dinnerbone? Owner of the Dimmsdale Bonerdome?

    • @chritdit
      @chritdit 5 лет назад +5

      @Eni Gjinaj ok boomer

  • @limlimlimlimlimlimlimlimlimlim
    @limlimlimlimlimlimlimlimlimlim 3 года назад +1446

    “Awwwww. Your dog is SO cute! What’s her name?”
    *”sandpaper”*

    • @LawsOnJoystick
      @LawsOnJoystick 3 года назад +25

      That’s a good dog name

    • @lazyproductions8005
      @lazyproductions8005 3 года назад +5

      That’s ruff, like Sandpaper

    • @DiamondDepthYT
      @DiamondDepthYT 3 года назад +2

      @@acebeans3544 yes no one reads them anymore

    • @Jcoop419
      @Jcoop419 3 года назад +1

      My dog’s name is Television

    • @ST4LE33
      @ST4LE33 3 года назад +4

      That must be rough

  • @Lil1101
    @Lil1101 4 года назад +18959

    “What’s your child’s name?”
    Elon musk: “X Æ A-12”

    • @lennyhehare414
      @lennyhehare414 4 года назад +358

      Kyle

    • @bruhmoment7790
      @bruhmoment7790 4 года назад +120

      this made me haha

    • @ale-tl3gs
      @ale-tl3gs 4 года назад +125

      sRuby poor kid, prolly keep it ngl.....

    • @youpiano5972
      @youpiano5972 4 года назад +138

      @sRuby I hope he'll change it. Imagine being bullied at school...

    • @HaiiRayy
      @HaiiRayy 4 года назад +13

      AHAHAHAHA

  • @ladtm
    @ladtm Год назад +76

    2:41 "electricpants" so fking creative 😭

    •  6 месяцев назад +3

      its his ig handle

    • @electricant55
      @electricant55 5 месяцев назад +1

      Now that’s unnerving

  • @manuelnona2919
    @manuelnona2919 4 года назад +418

    "What is your child's name?"
    *XxchildxX*

    • @jdhduuzux
      @jdhduuzux 4 года назад +2

      Xxchild_xX

    • @jianyi1
      @jianyi1 4 года назад +2

      _-XxchildxX-_

  • @saltypretzelanimation8661
    @saltypretzelanimation8661 3 года назад +2326

    “Aww your kid is so cute, what’s his name?”
    *DeathMayonnaise the 4th*

    • @shallbric6160
      @shallbric6160 3 года назад +27

      DeathMayonnaise the googol googol a 10 followed by 100 0s

    • @tell_me_plz1461
      @tell_me_plz1461 3 года назад +7

      4TH!? WUT LMAO

    • @Carlbarl.
      @Carlbarl. 3 года назад +4

      Change the name to Elon’s baby lol

    • @saltypretzelanimation8661
      @saltypretzelanimation8661 3 года назад +4

      @@tell_me_plz1461 yes, it’s a very popular name

    • @tell_me_plz1461
      @tell_me_plz1461 3 года назад +3

      @@saltypretzelanimation8661 hmm yes i see very good sir

  • @darthzayexeet3653
    @darthzayexeet3653 3 года назад +1874

    „xXxMICHAELxXx“
    Vsauce: *dangerous*

  • @rokedpro
    @rokedpro 2 месяца назад +6

    "What is your child's name,"
    "User_123:Scoleded;rocket-5."

  • @chaputvlogs412
    @chaputvlogs412 4 года назад +805

    Google: MichaelS1 is taken
    Michael: I guess I’ll try electricpants

    • @michaelkluckert4477
      @michaelkluckert4477 4 года назад +1

      lol

    • @theahmedhd.
      @theahmedhd. 4 года назад +12

      Google: Electricpants is taken
      Michael: Oh... Okay. I Try then Electric-Micheal
      Google: Electric-Micheal is taken
      Michael: ....

    • @elysianblues
      @elysianblues 4 года назад +6

      Electric-Michael-Is-Wearing-Pants

    • @theahmedhd.
      @theahmedhd. 4 года назад +1

      @@elysianblues Electric-Micheal-is-Wearing-Pants is Taken

    • @KillingLonliness
      @KillingLonliness 4 года назад

      @@theahmedhd. Electric-Micheal-wearing-pants-is-already-taken-damn-okay

  • @tolype
    @tolype 3 года назад +4241

    “When will we run out of usernames?”
    Roblox: Yes.

    • @spiceice0
      @spiceice0 3 года назад +30

      Lmao

    • @aaaab531
      @aaaab531 3 года назад +46

      *reportingman61 vibes here*

    • @yuuhemi
      @yuuhemi 3 года назад +111

      agusgxnhw7wxg751 has joined your game

    • @siotuojh6823
      @siotuojh6823 3 года назад +58

      jqeosskjdnssks62 has joined your server

    • @veeer2255
      @veeer2255 3 года назад +46

      Ehjakwmanjwiwi69420 has joined your server

  • @m1helmet861
    @m1helmet861 3 года назад +1686

    “Alright kids, today we are going to go around the circle and tell each other our names! Alright, you go first!” “Um, hi I’m xx_DARKNOOBSLAYER6978_Xx and wanna be an astronaut when I grow up.

    • @acatcheckingitstemperature394
      @acatcheckingitstemperature394 3 года назад +74

      "I wanna fly to the Earth" im assuming they live in mars once it's colonized

    • @koldavo8866
      @koldavo8866 3 года назад +33

      BRO THIS IS SO UNDERRATTED LMFAOOO

    • @glaciergrain8735
      @glaciergrain8735 3 года назад +62

      Next up we have “PROGAMER_STEALYO_WIFE420”

    • @meulware
      @meulware 3 года назад +9

      Elderbug :D

    • @danielpenja
      @danielpenja 3 года назад +4

      What was your name when you were younger Elderbug?

  • @_sleeqyyy.
    @_sleeqyyy. 3 месяца назад +9

    “aww! whats your kid’s name?”
    “[REDACTED]”

  • @jaimeg309
    @jaimeg309 4 года назад +843

    "What's Your Child's Name?"
    Me: What's Your Child's Name

    • @Wyatt516
      @Wyatt516 4 года назад +53

      "I asked that first!"
      "No that's my child's name."
      *"oh"*

    • @brysonberan2505
      @brysonberan2505 4 года назад +1

      @@Wyatt516 who's on first?

    • @XanderHGX
      @XanderHGX 4 года назад

      Hoi

    • @mello2156
      @mello2156 4 года назад +1

      Ahaaaaaaamso funny

    • @destiney051
      @destiney051 4 года назад

      Ummm ok

  • @tvrtle2083
    @tvrtle2083 3 года назад +5950

    I love that his background is black so I’m not blinded when it gets recommended at 2AM.

    • @FlorenzoFilms
      @FlorenzoFilms 3 года назад +120

      Currently 2 A.M. and I very much appreciate it

    • @carealoo744
      @carealoo744 3 года назад +73

      What about the thumbnail?:(

    • @tvrtle2083
      @tvrtle2083 3 года назад +35

      @BlamedTMBC all the people that liked the comment

    • @carealoo744
      @carealoo744 3 года назад +22

      @BlamedTMBC I take it you're not an adult yet eh?
      Sometimes I find myself staying up that late, or even just waking up in the middle of the night and wanting to make food at 3am. That can be an adventure in of itself just trying not to wake anybody up🙃

    • @tvrtle2083
      @tvrtle2083 3 года назад +4

      @@carealoo744 it’s fax

  • @l1m1x77
    @l1m1x77 4 года назад +753

    "What is your child's name?"
    Me: yes

    • @iamshallena2890
      @iamshallena2890 4 года назад +3

      Lmao

    • @thesmallthingss
      @thesmallthingss 4 года назад +5

      “Wanna use an incredibly overrated comment?”
      L1m1x: yes

    • @OliverSandys
      @OliverSandys 4 года назад +8

      L1m1x oh sorry that name is taken

    • @article580
      @article580 4 года назад +2

      lovverlee lolaa ur name also taken and my name is also definitely too

    • @teraspeXt
      @teraspeXt 4 года назад +1

      That name is taken. How about x_nonononononononononoididntwantthischildtobebornpleaseiwantanabortionPLEASENOINEEDANABORTIONdontletmesufferthiswasntsupposedtohappennoNoNOAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH_x

  • @seagreenspiral
    @seagreenspiral 5 месяцев назад +15

    Makes me think how genius Freddie was to come up with the name Queen

  • @a39tortoise40
    @a39tortoise40 4 года назад +749

    "What's your sons name?"
    -"Jack"
    "Oh, so you're one of the lucky ones who named their child early"
    -"yeah, what's your daughters name?"
    "Panzer Selbstfahrlafette I für 7,62-cm-PaK 36(r) auf Fahrgestell Panzerkampfwagen II Ausf. D1 und D2"
    -"oh"

    • @UrMom-np3hj
      @UrMom-np3hj 4 года назад +71

      Actually pretty common name in eastern german

    • @Wyatt516
      @Wyatt516 4 года назад +6

      dude you swiped the keyboard on your phone. Like this! *Eh egg TX to TX if UC gm DN if few em no hard em dense am jazzy Amber DNC hard DNC govt em all flexible abuse El seem excited Kai do*

    • @chlh9720
      @chlh9720 4 года назад +7

      7,26cm ist safe zu klein

    • @epepepe7178
      @epepepe7178 4 года назад

      Auditory i swiped nonstop on my phone keyboard and auditory is what i get, how and why

    • @user-yg4en5mv2j
      @user-yg4en5mv2j 4 года назад +1

      Diese Vorschläge auf deiner Tastatur lol

  • @chip2508
    @chip2508 5 лет назад +5277

    Ah yes, my favourite band...
    *The The*

    • @santiagobarraza28
      @santiagobarraza28 5 лет назад +117

      This deserves way more likes.

    • @chip2508
      @chip2508 5 лет назад +50

      @@santiagobarraza28 aww ♡

    • @kylebuschhasover200winsinn5
      @kylebuschhasover200winsinn5 5 лет назад +19

      Miss. Information a yes, a libtard who says “Favourite”

    • @zalengriffin
      @zalengriffin 5 лет назад +19

      I was the 69th like just so y'all know

    • @wolfcub1835
      @wolfcub1835 5 лет назад +3

      Please youtube Unban my account :c and who are you to criticize a demoshat who calls people libtard over a misspelling to me it seems you need to get your shit together more so than the so called “libtard”

  • @albert453able
    @albert453able 8 лет назад +30539

    When will we Run out of Memes?

    • @alexa-fx2fb
      @alexa-fx2fb 8 лет назад +2634

      Never

    • @marypoole5468
      @marypoole5468 8 лет назад +392

      I know 6 Sophie Smiths

    • @thezi9154
      @thezi9154 8 лет назад +931

      September 11 4200

    • @OVREZ
      @OVREZ 8 лет назад +119

      Panda lol I get it panda

    • @SoffiCitrus
      @SoffiCitrus 8 лет назад +77

      albert453able never.

  • @fishy2545
    @fishy2545 Год назад +16

    Father: *types his kids name in a game*
    Game: "User is already be taken. What about: SamTheCheese12952?"

  • @Magaman1001
    @Magaman1001 3 года назад +5226

    “Your a wizard Harry”
    All 106 Harry Potters: “Are you talking to me?”

    • @amadakiop6915
      @amadakiop6915 3 года назад +76

      No I'm not you muggles

    • @Gamer420life
      @Gamer420life 3 года назад +4

      Shut up

    • @ziskablyat8451
      @ziskablyat8451 3 года назад +55

      @@Gamer420life shut up

    • @Ywwnn
      @Ywwnn 3 года назад +51

      @@Gamer420life shatup

    • @ButterFly99997
      @ButterFly99997 3 года назад +62

      Now there are 106 likes : *one for every Harry Potter in the world*

  • @vxytle
    @vxytle 4 года назад +4491

    “Bro, you have such a cute child! What did you name him?”
    “DirtyDonkey69”

    • @menhera-chan2878
      @menhera-chan2878 4 года назад +105

      Bruh I can’t-

    • @abandonedchannel
      @abandonedchannel 4 года назад +107

      My baby names would be
      1. ÆKŒ (if my baby is a girl)
      2. VspaceAspaceLspaceEspaceRspaceIspaceEspace (Vspace for short)
      3. Bægæ (if my baby is gay)
      4. Lalalalalalalallalalalalala (If it’s from LA)
      5. NO
      6. GETNOOB666space666frontis666
      Yes their weird

    • @Mi66664
      @Mi66664 4 года назад +26

      I am naming my child this
      In memory of this comment

    • @Mi66664
      @Mi66664 4 года назад +10

      Trxsh_ omgggg is that you mydadnamesmehobo99

    • @Mi66664
      @Mi66664 4 года назад +7

      Trxsh_ omg you remember my nickname 😍
      I remember yours too! Hoboifellsohardimnowgaypapiuwu2299
      We will be friends forever ❤️

  • @Mrnt.34
    @Mrnt.34 3 года назад +1517

    "Aww your so cute! What's your name little guy?"
    " *straw* "

    • @ITSJesusChristBitch
      @ITSJesusChristBitch 3 года назад +8

      @@elijahlugo1518 mmm it does

    • @Mc_firepower
      @Mc_firepower 3 года назад +12

      I perfer strawberry

    • @tusheyy6033
      @tusheyy6033 3 года назад +4

      cute

    • @brilliance381
      @brilliance381 3 года назад +44

      Don't you mean, "StrawGamerxXxBigbang69"?

    • @hansen5095
      @hansen5095 3 года назад +9

      @@ITSJesusChristBitch Jesus Christ how did you get here? 😃

  • @hilton_chloe.e
    @hilton_chloe.e Год назад +63

    I met someone of Snapchat that had the exact same first, middle and last name of mine, i was genuinely in shock, I mean my fist name is incredibly common so it wasn’t that hard to find someone with my first name and sure my last name isn’t common common but I know celebrities with my last name and my middle name is also not rare but to have all 3 was pretty insane, it’s the same with my sister friend, my mum and her friends mum have the exact same first name, middle name and almost last name with one letter different, (their last name is Holton, whilst ours is Hilton) and also My sister and her friend both share the same middle name, so it’s low-key freaky at times

    • @Iwannaeatlasagna
      @Iwannaeatlasagna 10 месяцев назад +5

      Can someone from r/karmacourt verify this?

  • @nickymelon
    @nickymelon 5 лет назад +1753

    Hey what’s your hamster’s name?
    “HamsterIn_aMicrowave3000”

    • @elianimatezz356
      @elianimatezz356 5 лет назад +65

      “Hey, whats your child’s name?”
      *”boi”*

    • @PRODBYDOLLS
      @PRODBYDOLLS 5 лет назад +33

      Hey what’s your child’s name
      Pizzaass24

    • @swirly-donuteditz9534
      @swirly-donuteditz9534 5 лет назад +19

      nickymelon "hey what's your kids name"
      *calisaniappvgu*
      That's so _cute!_
      Thanks, xanikns!

    • @dearestsarms9454
      @dearestsarms9454 5 лет назад +13

      "hey, what's your son's name?"
      *"S I M B A"*

    • @1974moumita
      @1974moumita 5 лет назад +3

      HamsterInA_MicrowaverunnIng_f0RacAkE3000

  • @dr._kompot996
    @dr._kompot996 5 лет назад +695

    My family: Hey we're the Smith's
    My neighbors family: Nice to meet you! We're the mcfukins

  • @nyxmi7
    @nyxmi7 4 года назад +618

    "What's your son name? "
    "He's xrdzer6gfddrtyujnvcxdy"
    "Oh mine is fdcrcftvbbnx"

    • @茶z
      @茶z 4 года назад +27

      imagine being a teacher and having those kind of names to remember. dang they would be millionaires just for teaching for 3 days

    • @insanitylol
      @insanitylol 4 года назад +2

      Read my comment about code and custom url

    • @potatohamsternation8481
      @potatohamsternation8481 4 года назад +6

      Wow I met someone named that last week!

    • @nyxmi7
      @nyxmi7 4 года назад

      Nice, my nephew is sjajiqiaksnsbwp193930

    • @cmyrell
      @cmyrell 4 года назад +2

      My new borns name is eghwiwhigiditsdxfigf it’s pronounced Abigail

  • @simeongroeneveld2000
    @simeongroeneveld2000 2 месяца назад +1

    One of the most chilling video endings to date. Love it!

  • @the_jones528
    @the_jones528 3 года назад +1570

    "What's your son's name?"
    "what'syourson'sname."

    • @01Nexus
      @01Nexus 3 года назад +4

      Bruh

    • @tripthongUwU
      @tripthongUwU 3 года назад +19

      Some real world examples (not people's name):
      - Webcomic Name
      - Untitled Goose Game
      - itemLabel (edited)(I forgot to add this, this is so cute)

    • @gabrieldefatimabernardesfa7864
      @gabrieldefatimabernardesfa7864 3 года назад +2

      teacher“your note is 15,ShadowViper15"

    • @pardeepgarg2640
      @pardeepgarg2640 3 года назад +1

      Bruhhhhhh

    • @zackzallie8735
      @zackzallie8735 3 года назад

      like in spongebob the dude's name is whatsitoya

  •  9 лет назад +3177

    We'll have to fight for the good names.
    Hunger Names.

    • @Ben10Blader
      @Ben10Blader 9 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @Omegeddon
      @Omegeddon 9 лет назад +38

      Félix Cavazos that could actually make for a surprisingly good dystopian story

    • @Beaveski
      @Beaveski 9 лет назад +4

      Félix Cavazos Source
      imgfave.com/view/4101690

    • @111cvb111
      @111cvb111 9 лет назад +2

      Félix Cavazos I'm apparently one of the only persons ever to make up a name on the internet that sounds like a real name :/

    • @christoffer2794
      @christoffer2794 9 лет назад

      Félix Cavazos I kinda have a unique name in real life... I have searched for someone with my name online but couldt find one... So I have that going for me :D

  • @D-Man_Jam
    @D-Man_Jam 5 лет назад +3153

    "There are only 8 people in the US named Justin Bieber."
    *THAT MANY?*

    • @Cartnite3
      @Cartnite3 5 лет назад +140

      DJBATMANGOLD I know someone named Justin beaver

    • @dickeater3232
      @dickeater3232 5 лет назад +60

      DJBATMANGOLD lol I’m lucky I have a friend called Justin Bieber and a friend called Steve Irwin, but their teenagers, not adults.

    • @blinq217
      @blinq217 5 лет назад +16

      @@chavalomiguel5587 Salty?

    • @chavalomiguel5587
      @chavalomiguel5587 5 лет назад +21

      @@blinq217 wat?

    • @Mustaali1
      @Mustaali1 5 лет назад +65

      There were probably more, but they all killed themselves knowing how shit that name has become

  • @dogecoin7053
    @dogecoin7053 3 месяца назад +6

    We will never run out of names we just need to be creative

  • @ayency
    @ayency 3 года назад +11862

    “You have to be unique when naming your children”
    Elon Musk: *I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move*

  • @Luhnando20
    @Luhnando20 4 года назад +425

    RUclips Recommendations:
    So you all are probably wondering why I gathered you around here today...

  • @hanaeve__
    @hanaeve__ 5 лет назад +3608

    Lady: I want to name her... Jane.
    Doctor: Sorry, that name’s taken. You can try xXSuperJane123Xx, Janestheboss373, or Cookie_Jane3000.

  • @Boooobooooo
    @Boooobooooo 10 месяцев назад +3

    This being 8 years ago is crazy to me

  • @rybadesign
    @rybadesign 5 лет назад +181

    2000 cat name: mittens
    2019 cat name: Creamy
    3084 cat name: xXpoppypantsmeatereater74Xx

  • @nytherz113
    @nytherz113 3 года назад +1429

    "What's your childs name?"
    Gay Bowser

    • @nivenisrael1565
      @nivenisrael1565 3 года назад +15

      Nope he came back

    • @kurozavi
      @kurozavi 3 года назад +7

      @SupAniGam Music no way someone named gay bowser I would Kim’s💀

    • @_username
      @_username 3 года назад +4

      @Unus Annus 0.9

    • @typea5426
      @typea5426 3 года назад +6

      @Unus Annus there was a person named gay bowser once

    • @Nexxtrocity
      @Nexxtrocity 3 года назад +1

      Ima name my child gay bowser1

  • @jeremydiaz9642
    @jeremydiaz9642 4 года назад +6308

    Doctor: "What will you call her?"
    Mom: "Lucy."
    Doctor: "That name is taken."
    *_Mom: "Alright, Xx_GamerGirl_xX._*

  • @subIsBestLelNiel
    @subIsBestLelNiel 2 месяца назад +4

    Ill name my child pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

    • @Y-typegamer
      @Y-typegamer 2 месяца назад

      If he has Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia he would die

  • @nknerfdart1317
    @nknerfdart1317 3 года назад +652

    Mom: “Cora. She’s perfect.”
    Nurse: “I’m sorry, Cora is an already taken name. I’d recommend Cora_bigsis76notadopted, and there’s also Corathe_godpostStatusnoob81.

    • @Laqiss
      @Laqiss 3 года назад +5

      @Callum Davies lol

    • @rocklol8861
      @rocklol8861 3 года назад +2

      that's my name 😭😭

    • @iwonthesitateebltch3319
      @iwonthesitateebltch3319 3 года назад +1

      I thought u was making a joke about lovely peaches

    • @ilovesunghoon
      @ilovesunghoon 3 года назад

      @@iwonthesitateebltch3319 Me too.

    • @user-db1ec2lw4w
      @user-db1ec2lw4w 3 года назад +2

      @@rocklol8861 Cora_bigsis76notadopted or Corathe_godpostStatusnoob81?

  • @rapraptv1105
    @rapraptv1105 3 года назад +1810

    "What's your son name?"
    Me: Michael Jackson
    Nurse: sorry its taken
    Me: maikeru jaksun

    • @Mroniboy.
      @Mroniboy. 3 года назад +167

      Nurse: Accepted

    • @rapraptv1105
      @rapraptv1105 3 года назад +14

      Lol

    • @rapraptv1105
      @rapraptv1105 3 года назад +7

      @@evansgambit164 jerjer king?

    • @rapraptv1105
      @rapraptv1105 3 года назад

      @@evansgambit164 well its a bad word so lool

    • @Mroniboy.
      @Mroniboy. 3 года назад

      @@rapraptv1105 wtf is wrong with you

  • @shelly9331
    @shelly9331 5 лет назад +3661

    “what’s your child’s name?”
    *ThanosSnapper3000*

    • @grovercleveland8572
      @grovercleveland8572 5 лет назад +59

      I remember back 2016 when thanos was an obsure name free of memes

    • @randoontheweb
      @randoontheweb 5 лет назад +15

      Grover Cleveland
      Oh the times have changed XD

    • @thesovietkevin7275
      @thesovietkevin7275 5 лет назад +19

      noobmaster69

    • @charankko4142
      @charankko4142 5 лет назад +2

      Ahh typical gamer 😏

    • @ellarose5845
      @ellarose5845 5 лет назад +2

      honestly idek why but i literally laughed out loud when i read this 😂

  • @epicdud5905
    @epicdud5905 2 года назад +1063

    Imagine naming a child and you hear a voice in the clouds “USERNAME TAKEN”

    • @astrobacon7yearsago
      @astrobacon7yearsago 2 года назад +6

      Lmao

    • @noonelooksatusers
      @noonelooksatusers 2 года назад +2

      Lololol

    • @_c2
      @_c2 2 года назад +7

      wow recent replies totally replying to a old comment
      yep god do be telling that you can't name your child that because "Oh, only 342811712734372371312321321323213211231232132135342354352332 people can be named "[Insert-Name-Here]" in other words, username taken"

    • @cristoffer9024
      @cristoffer9024 2 года назад +2

      @@_c2 What?

    • @_c2
      @_c2 2 года назад

      @@cristoffer9024 sorry, I'm cringe sometimes or maybe even most of time.

  • @Nazurine
    @Nazurine 4 года назад +203

    -"What is your daughter's name?, She is so Cute"
    -"Simba"

  • @Kae-Lexi
    @Kae-Lexi 9 лет назад +1317

    I'm simply going to name my band
    "The bliss mirage ones with gemini legacy up their paradox in the rain."

  • @tataki45
    @tataki45 Год назад +20

    my man created the new twitter logo in a thumbnail 8 years ago

  • @haoqw
    @haoqw 4 года назад +1652

    Michael: *denied*
    MichaelS1: *denied*
    ah screw it
    electricpants: ✅

    • @JaidenTheBest
      @JaidenTheBest 4 года назад +17

      Suprised nobody else caught that 😂

    • @haoqw
      @haoqw 4 года назад +6

      Falon Kissee i can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not

    • @meiju1563
      @meiju1563 4 года назад +10

      electricpants is now my Instagram username

    • @user-vi9ox5ul7f
      @user-vi9ox5ul7f 4 года назад +6

      @@meiju1563 im late 😭

    • @rhinuu045
      @rhinuu045 4 года назад

      people when you quote something in a video that someone has already watched: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @johndough2894
    @johndough2894 4 года назад +687

    names may make us feel attractive:
    "NotBaldMichael"
    a michael that's not bald is an unattractive michael

  • @brijeshone
    @brijeshone 4 года назад +517

    "Whats ur son's name?'
    zack/hot/single/single/hot/rich/rich/cool/rich/rich/singer/bully/bully/single/youtuber

    • @jellybean4163
      @jellybean4163 4 года назад +4

      (Logan Paul)

    • @Duexroted
      @Duexroted 4 года назад +37

      Roblox roleplay names in a nutshell:

    • @xcblud
      @xcblud 4 года назад +15

      Cool mine is
      Dan/Single/Gay/Stroke/Hot/Rich/RUclipsr/Lesbian/Smart/Nerd/Cool/

    • @indi5040
      @indi5040 4 года назад +8

      Wow my daughter’s name is Krystal/hot/every boy loves/depressed/half wolf/used to be nerd now popular/princess of the world/single/crush??/rich/model

    • @davarus
      @davarus 4 года назад +2

      "Zack" is a German "Volkswort" and means like "Schnell" or to be "schneller". Iam Native speaker :)

  • @nightblade-ss7vx
    @nightblade-ss7vx 11 месяцев назад +7

    My name is cooper

    • @Julka-ch1xu
      @Julka-ch1xu 4 месяца назад +2

      Hi cooper

    • @vannillaAJofficial204
      @vannillaAJofficial204 3 месяца назад

      hello cooper

    • @e64x
      @e64x 2 месяца назад +2

      Hi There Cooper! i hope your having a nice day.

    • @nightblade-ss7vx
      @nightblade-ss7vx 2 месяца назад +1

      @@e64x thanks

    • @e64x
      @e64x 2 месяца назад +1

      @@nightblade-ss7vx You are welcome cooper!

  • @kujokujo3144
    @kujokujo3144 4 года назад +457

    “What’s your child’s name”
    The legend27

  • @djcook
    @djcook 6 лет назад +1902

    Every comment people post, their names are so unique. How fitting Lol

    • @ahmadisber1316
      @ahmadisber1316 6 лет назад +61

      Kodak wK welcome back to another item shop video

    • @chongook4893
      @chongook4893 6 лет назад +5

      Me too I think

    • @jeffthehorse
      @jeffthehorse 6 лет назад +11

      Kodak wK what about mine?

    • @dillonck7
      @dillonck7 6 лет назад +16

      hey wtf Kodak is here LMAO😂😂

    • @nathanhernandez7173
      @nathanhernandez7173 6 лет назад +6

      Kodak wK I was about to go on your channel, this actually scared me and I thought the universe was speaking to me

  • @kvern_9769
    @kvern_9769 4 года назад +429

    Everyone:
    Worries about climate changes and war
    Vsauce:
    NaMe CrIsIs

    • @edo8533
      @edo8533 4 года назад +5

      This was made 5 yrs ago 😂

    • @kvern_9769
      @kvern_9769 4 года назад +3

      Edo.
      And it wasn’t climate changes 5 yrs ago or what?

    • @BONNIE12YT
      @BONNIE12YT 4 года назад +3

      Kvern wasn’t as horrible but I get your point

    • @lucellefysh2460
      @lucellefysh2460 4 года назад

      U forgot about corona

    • @slayerx5511
      @slayerx5511 4 года назад

      @@kvern_9769 no stupid

  • @gachaeater87
    @gachaeater87 5 месяцев назад

    INTERESTING AS ALWAYS BRUH,THE USERNAME RFFECT GOES CRAZY

  • @jakemckee2005
    @jakemckee2005 4 года назад +903

    My name is Jake McKee.
    I know 6 other Jake McKees.
    2 of whom I’m related to.
    1 shares my birthday.
    That’s just ridiculous!

    • @masonhunter2748
      @masonhunter2748 4 года назад +3

      @ItsYeGuyy any way

    • @wr.en.
      @wr.en. 4 года назад +9

      My first name is common enough (in my country) but my last name is really uncommon, so I have nothing to worry about :P

    • @kunalrajoriya3792
      @kunalrajoriya3792 4 года назад +2

      @@wr.en. India?

    • @beanos9975
      @beanos9975 4 года назад +1

      Wow😮😮😮

    • @Usernamein2
      @Usernamein2 4 года назад +1

      E

  • @mrducky2550
    @mrducky2550 4 года назад +1354

    My dad named his dog stay and it’s the worst dad joke I have ever heard.
    “Come here, stay!”

  • @WarhawkLieutenent
    @WarhawkLieutenent 9 лет назад +602

    I have literally never heard of a band with one of those seven names.

    • @WarhawkLieutenent
      @WarhawkLieutenent 9 лет назад +31

      I've heard hundreds of bands. Just not one of those seven.

    • @tehgamerworld
      @tehgamerworld 9 лет назад +1

      Well known bands or a variety?

    • @WarhawkLieutenent
      @WarhawkLieutenent 9 лет назад +2

      Depends on whether or not you pay attention to the scene I'm into. If you're into Midwestern Emo and Emo Revival then you'll probably know the bands I listen to. If you're not, then you probably wouldn't have a clue who I'm talking about.

    • @jjonze
      @jjonze 9 лет назад +19

      ONE direction? But other than that I don't know any with those words either

    • @cowextremeawesomenesss5775
      @cowextremeawesomenesss5775 9 лет назад +10

      MrsChemicalRomance one republic dude I think

  • @PiercePlayz
    @PiercePlayz 11 месяцев назад +13

    How many people named gay bowser

  • @ArmadilloJohn
    @ArmadilloJohn 3 года назад +1355

    It's official. My new band name is "The The The"

    • @hussinbaraka3975
      @hussinbaraka3975 3 года назад +39

      Well it is official that my ban is the the what

    • @pbcentral6577
      @pbcentral6577 3 года назад +41

      Mine will be the the the the

    • @Joppersss
      @Joppersss 3 года назад +37

      I'll be the "The The The The The"

    • @Joppersss
      @Joppersss 3 года назад +20

      Ok new band name. I'm "thethehthethethehtethethtthehehehhthtehethehte"

    • @CorelUser
      @CorelUser 3 года назад +26

      "what the what"

  • @daanielkh
    @daanielkh 4 года назад +854

    girl: „what‘s your sons name?“
    me: “username is taken“

    • @rpakapohi
      @rpakapohi 4 года назад +15

      but this username is taken, try again

    • @kaz_50
      @kaz_50 4 года назад +5

      @@rpakapohi username username username username69420 taken

    • @HurryUpHarry_bySham69
      @HurryUpHarry_bySham69 4 года назад +6

      You broke the system. Well done, master

    • @LavroseRovender
      @LavroseRovender 4 года назад +3

      the hook67 sorry that’s taken you can try
      Taken taken userTakenTakenUser-user55828

    • @NeonLightz.
      @NeonLightz. 4 года назад

      Rafael Akapohi again

  • @clownnationcheck6641
    @clownnationcheck6641 3 года назад +791

    Me:"sitting on the couch" I'll make my own wikipedia page

    • @justsomenonbinarywithamust8006
      @justsomenonbinarywithamust8006 3 года назад +5

      Me: "Mhehehe"

    • @you_dont_know_me6583
      @you_dont_know_me6583 3 года назад +3

      😎

    • @theseeker9591
      @theseeker9591 3 года назад +4

      Can we really do that. Really, it's not illegal? does Wikipedia allows that? if it's legal then that's good idea.

    • @grizzlyowlbear3538
      @grizzlyowlbear3538 3 года назад +15

      @@theseeker9591 I mean, it's perfectly legal when it comes to actual laws. I don't think Wikipedia moderators will be pleased, however

    • @andreiexpress8865
      @andreiexpress8865 3 года назад +2

      The video is 5 years old. And be are still here...

  • @Luke_Rowe
    @Luke_Rowe Год назад +4

    He searched up our full names in computing and i'm some cyclist tour de france guy

  • @trashiezz2008
    @trashiezz2008 3 года назад +581

    10:01
    Michael: "Attractive"
    Also Michael: *Types in 'NotBaldMichael'*

    • @2dboys230
      @2dboys230 3 года назад +10

      Lol

    • @jeswe_8460
      @jeswe_8460 2 года назад +23

      idk about you but thats one of the most attractive names I've ever heard

    • @thetexastickler
      @thetexastickler 2 года назад +16

      Bald Michael's already as attractive as can be tho.

  • @moonglowmelodies7336
    @moonglowmelodies7336 3 года назад +1416

    Mother: “I would like to name my son Jonny”
    Doctor: “sorry that name is taken. How about Jonny_Æ-ł*cç_NotGay_Charles69”

  • @Monster_Lock
    @Monster_Lock 4 года назад +404

    "What's your son's name?"
    God of war: *BOI*

  • @Supersadgirl
    @Supersadgirl 2 месяца назад +2

    Just keep adding numbers

  • @jsjdns17373
    @jsjdns17373 3 года назад +148

    Imagine if there was a system in life when you try to name ur child it says “Username taken not available”

    • @arkarsmile55
      @arkarsmile55 3 года назад +3

      Then if there was to many names you have to name them "XxxKIDKIDBOPBITYBOPZOPKIDXxx" or something like that

    • @qu1ncess
      @qu1ncess 3 года назад +1

      Childwastaken

  • @Gabriel-jg5wh
    @Gabriel-jg5wh 3 года назад +284

    "What's your name?"
    *Me:* ElectricPants 💀🔥

  • @stumpanimations2431
    @stumpanimations2431 3 года назад +601

    “Whats your child’s name?”
    *Child*

    • @igetwoooshedalot2041
      @igetwoooshedalot2041 3 года назад +11

      Who the hell would name their child that?

    • @rice_and_nuggets
      @rice_and_nuggets 3 года назад

      yes

    • @aquariumfish-i4h
      @aquariumfish-i4h 3 года назад +3

      R/technicallythetruth

    • @dexter1981
      @dexter1981 3 года назад +11

      sorry but Child is already been taken, How about Child43521854625 or Child202102281958 or user_7895453132

    • @Flamuski
      @Flamuski 3 года назад +3

      @@igetwoooshedalot2041 yes

  • @villsgoofyahhcontent
    @villsgoofyahhcontent 22 часа назад +2

    solution: increase character limit

  • @R1gzu
    @R1gzu 4 года назад +501

    Nurse: What will your son's name be?
    Me: *Smashes the keyboard*
    Nurse: *N I C E*

    • @cluots7664
      @cluots7664 4 года назад +1

      Rigon Berishaj 😂

    • @vivi4562
      @vivi4562 4 года назад +4

      *c o f f I n d a n c e*

    • @-silly
      @-silly 4 года назад +9

      that reminded me of the polish name "grzegorz brzęczyszczykiewicz"

    • @helenvanstraaten8991
      @helenvanstraaten8991 4 года назад +1

      Rigon Berishaj that could totally be true 😂

    • @debbiecrane4632
      @debbiecrane4632 4 года назад +1

      X Æ A-12

  • @tapped5663
    @tapped5663 4 года назад +425

    Why did this appear on my recommended five years later

    • @LightA37
      @LightA37 4 года назад +10

      ツTapped Because we are now running out of names, just look at Elon Musks as an example

    • @tapped5663
      @tapped5663 4 года назад +5

      Light 37 facts tho

    • @sjsiemka
      @sjsiemka 4 года назад +2

      You like science 😬

    • @kilveccirtep4906
      @kilveccirtep4906 4 года назад +1

      SAME

    • @finlivx
      @finlivx 4 года назад +2

      samee but I'm not disappointed

  • @youtubealgorithmisamystery6368
    @youtubealgorithmisamystery6368 4 года назад +1355

    "What's your son's name ?"
    "Noobmaster69"

  • @zsayuri
    @zsayuri 10 месяцев назад +1

    only me who’s just now getting this on my recommended?

  • @inactive9948
    @inactive9948 4 года назад +2485

    Polish people be like:
    "Watch and learn" *smashes forehead on keyboard*

    • @kaboomstudios6139
      @kaboomstudios6139 4 года назад +135

      you could say it's racist, but it's funny as hell.

    • @stachuvonokrutny7071
      @stachuvonokrutny7071 4 года назад +158

      Im Polish and my nick really looks like I smashed forehead on keyboard

    • @ANNA_SNAP
      @ANNA_SNAP 4 года назад +57

      When my dad’s name is Viacheslav

    • @wecandream4ever
      @wecandream4ever 3 года назад +33

      Me with my polish name-

    • @yeeboii7555
      @yeeboii7555 3 года назад +117

      Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz disagrees.

  • @daepicpanda4312
    @daepicpanda4312 4 года назад +920

    Vsause: When are we going to run out of names?
    Elon Musk and His Son: NEVER

  • @hobissprite941
    @hobissprite941 4 года назад +855

    “Aww you he is so adorable.. how old is he?”
    “3 months old”
    “What’s his name??”
    “Ihavefootfetish_suckmytoes1414”
    “Oh..”

  • @atomicJUMP
    @atomicJUMP 4 месяца назад +4

    bro is giving me crisis over the name of the crisis that is soon to be a big crisis, giving me overall an existential crisis if i should name the crisis of name of crisis, and my wrong naming will increase the severity of the crisis giving me an loop of crisises 💀💀💀

  • @jasboi8642
    @jasboi8642 4 года назад +388

    When will we run out of names:
    Elon musk: Never

  • @christianinparis2146
    @christianinparis2146 4 года назад +785

    “What’s your sons name?”
    Uhm... ChickenNuggetMaster42069?

  • @popando
    @popando 7 лет назад +616

    thats why middle names exist

    • @leoshat
      @leoshat 7 лет назад +28

      Charlie McAllister your middle name is so fucking awesome dude

    • @carol8434
      @carol8434 7 лет назад +7

      My middle name doesn't exist

    • @banton9368
      @banton9368 7 лет назад +17

      My middle name is pu33yrekr11

    • @naomy8270
      @naomy8270 7 лет назад +8

      and then you have hispanics with 1 first name, 1 middle name and 2 last names lmao

    • @idunnothings1690
      @idunnothings1690 7 лет назад +7

      i don't have a middle name

  • @BenInTheJam
    @BenInTheJam 17 часов назад +1

    3:06 Yes I do, an arsenal soccer player.

  • @plop7689
    @plop7689 4 года назад +433

    “What’s your sons name?”
    *n o*

  • @dudeguy8553
    @dudeguy8553 5 лет назад +664

    When will we run out of vsauce videos?

  • @oreowithurea5018
    @oreowithurea5018 4 года назад +499

    "When will we run out of names?"
    *When will we run out of 2 distinct faces??*

  • @Prinzel552
    @Prinzel552 2 месяца назад +2

    I dont want to share my actual name but someone with my exact name was a famous singer in the 40s

  • @d_minique_ooo8515
    @d_minique_ooo8515 5 лет назад +562

    12994&hkallhjwm,
    Pronounced as *_kate._*

    • @DrFerno727
      @DrFerno727 5 лет назад +11

      "A" pronounced as Albin

    • @jamesplaysgames2017
      @jamesplaysgames2017 5 лет назад +11

      Abbbcilbaaaaaaaaalibakeboobytitsbigassmcgheeqwertyuiopmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsandioop
      Pronounced as "Moo"

    • @MistahhPsYcho
      @MistahhPsYcho 5 лет назад +5

      Succdiccubastard
      Pronounced as "Sugma"

    • @jamesplaysgames2017
      @jamesplaysgames2017 5 лет назад +3

      @@MistahhPsYcho Sugma is weird anyway lmao

    • @op_logie7001
      @op_logie7001 5 лет назад +2

      de rd dtu dhk jgy khf kjhu ytyghgjkghhg yyee hawk hn, pronounced as WHERE IS MY TURKEY SAMDWICH