When Will We Run Out Of Names?

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  • Опубликовано: 6 июн 2024
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    SOURCES:
    Name frequency in US: howmanyofme.com/
    US Census data: www.census.gov/topics/populati...
    Band name frequency: gothamist.com/2010/02/17/a_tal...
    Books using same title:
    www.theguardian.com/global/201...
    www.writersdigest.com/online-e...
    Is choosing a band name becoming more difficult?
    www.theguardian.com/music/2015...
    www.wsj.com/articles/SB2000142...
    How many famous people are there? www.wired.com/2013/01/the-frac...
    World population counter: www.census.gov/popclock/
    What If? naming stars calculation: what-if.xkcd.com/23/
    Online Disinhibition effect:
    users.rider.edu/~suler/psycybe...
    www.wsj.com/articles/SB1000087...
    On the internet, nobody know’s you’re a dog:
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_I...
    [image] michaelmaslin.com/inkspill/wp-...
    Karma Court: / karmacourt
    Proteus Effect: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proteus_...
    Proteus effect studies:
    vhil.stanford.edu/pubs/2013/f...
    faculty.smu.edu/chrisl/courses...
    When will we run out of social security numbers? www.mathiseasy.net/WillTheUSev...
    Article about running out of usernames: kotaku.com/5924570/are-we-scre...
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  • @mena1432
    @mena1432 4 года назад +4165

    Me: *spams keyboard*
    Computer: _Username Taken_

  • @pwag9562
    @pwag9562 4 года назад +6008

    "He's so damn adorable! what's your name little guy?"
    *Mistake69*

    • @cyxtielxcci7964
      @cyxtielxcci7964 4 года назад +85

      LMAO

    • @nevenalubura2439
      @nevenalubura2439 4 года назад +135

      That should be my name lol

    • @lurveke3676
      @lurveke3676 4 года назад +84

      69 likes, just how it should be

    • @reivenza1
      @reivenza1 4 года назад +14

      @peanutdestroyer69 Mine is NguyenSeeker420

    • @sprytez9781
      @sprytez9781 4 года назад +7

      Ishouldbeabortedbutmymomistoopoortopayforthefee D. James

  • @FreeHatchersTradescam
    @FreeHatchersTradescam 9 месяцев назад +144

    Mother: “I would like to name my child Scarlet”
    Nurse: “Sorry, that’s taken. What about: Scarletgaming013”

    • @franeksynos3890
      @franeksynos3890 Месяц назад +4

      Mom: Sorry my sis's years
      What abt: Scarletplaysgames013

    • @Blackfromstickworld
      @Blackfromstickworld Месяц назад

      That's also taken how about Scarletplaysgames15638483738

  • @Theverylostsocks
    @Theverylostsocks 9 месяцев назад +52

    Teacher: “Xxalphabloodmoonxx69?”
    Student: “Here!”

  • @izzy.xyz0810
    @izzy.xyz0810 3 года назад +2551

    “She’s so Cute! What’s your name little girl?”
    *D* *a* *d*

  • @axeliso
    @axeliso 4 года назад +986

    "Aww, your dog's so adorable. What's his name?"
    *"Dinnerbone"*

    • @chritdit
      @chritdit 4 года назад +47

      Only mc players know

    • @iaganfoss
      @iaganfoss 4 года назад +12

      Chrit Dit everyone knows lol.
      Also... this name showed me pig tiddies

    • @eeeqweq7095
      @eeeqweq7095 4 года назад +12

      @@iaganfoss *_p i g . . . t i d d i e s ?_*

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 4 года назад +9

      Doug Dinnerbone? Owner of the Dimmsdale Bonerdome?

    • @chritdit
      @chritdit 4 года назад +5

      @Eni Gjinaj ok boomer

  • @A_cool_man
    @A_cool_man Месяц назад +15

    I shall name the child "Waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs"

  • @ladtm
    @ladtm 10 месяцев назад +42

    2:41 "electricpants" so fking creative 😭

    •  Месяц назад +1

      its his ig handle

    • @electricant55
      @electricant55 6 дней назад

      Now that’s unnerving

  • @monkey8522
    @monkey8522 4 года назад +3619

    “What’s your kids name?”
    Parents: “BestProGamerPlay827”

    • @luffybetterr
      @luffybetterr 4 года назад +169

      Username taken sorry

    • @theblob2937
      @theblob2937 4 года назад +95

      Just add a few emoticons and emojis and you should be good to go. If that doesn't work, maybe put in an underscore or two

    • @Toxic-sd1xe
      @Toxic-sd1xe 4 года назад +9

      XD

    • @PurpleSanzz
      @PurpleSanzz 4 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @notfalcon
      @notfalcon 4 года назад +37

      ProGamerMovesRobloxianKid264628773BoiXDasdfghjklYT

  • @devil-qn4ur
    @devil-qn4ur 4 года назад +7763

    “What’s your child’s name?”
    *d o g*

  • @ItzFlibat
    @ItzFlibat 10 месяцев назад +209

    I love how most usernames are unique honestly.

  • @NammGD
    @NammGD 10 месяцев назад +10

    Doctor: "What will you call him?"
    Mom: "Michael"
    Docter: "Name is taken. How about User69420Michael?"

  • @cursedpinecone
    @cursedpinecone 4 года назад +3915

    “What’s your kids name?”
    Me: “[content deleted]”

  • @ovidiusclaudius9021
    @ovidiusclaudius9021 9 лет назад +2974

    Seriously 1007 named James Bond... 1 007

    • @GSBroker
      @GSBroker 9 лет назад +42

      ***** that is amazing

    • @cakelesscoder9562
      @cakelesscoder9562 9 лет назад +174

      ***** bondinatti confirmed!

    • @ybra
      @ybra 9 лет назад +90

      ***** So what he is saying is that there is just one 007

    • @jeandidieraboubakar9982
      @jeandidieraboubakar9982 9 лет назад +67

      Well make it 1008 cause Im changing mine

    • @elementalsheep2672
      @elementalsheep2672 9 лет назад +27

      ***** THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE 007

  • @DoFliesCallUsWalks
    @DoFliesCallUsWalks 4 месяца назад +16

    Michael: Psychologically we often interact with them as if they were friends, distinct beings we created, They help us out, but they also can influence us.
    Alan Becker: Absolutely right.

  • @name_69420
    @name_69420 10 месяцев назад +15

    I Love that the thumbnail shows "X" username taken, referencing the renaming of Twitter lol

    • @AliBabaHDE
      @AliBabaHDE 4 месяца назад +6

      But the video was made 8 years ago

    • @KingLoof
      @KingLoof 2 месяца назад +1

      @@AliBabaHDE prove it

    • @AliBabaHDE
      @AliBabaHDE 2 месяца назад +4

      @@KingLoof check under the title 🗿

    • @KingLoof
      @KingLoof 2 месяца назад +1

      @@AliBabaHDE you wouldn't

    • @AliBabaHDE
      @AliBabaHDE 2 месяца назад +4

      @@KingLoof I wouldn’t what? What are you talking about 💀

  • @kuroko990
    @kuroko990 3 года назад +4022

    “When will we run out of usernames?”
    Roblox: Yes.

    • @spiceice0
      @spiceice0 3 года назад +28

      Lmao

    • @aaaab531
      @aaaab531 3 года назад +44

      *reportingman61 vibes here*

    • @fly6538
      @fly6538 3 года назад +104

      agusgxnhw7wxg751 has joined your game

    • @siotuojh6823
      @siotuojh6823 3 года назад +58

      jqeosskjdnssks62 has joined your server

    • @veeer2255
      @veeer2255 3 года назад +43

      Ehjakwmanjwiwi69420 has joined your server

  • @Mars.1811
    @Mars.1811 9 лет назад +8966

    Imagine only one person could own each name, and if you killed a person, you had the right to "own" that name...
    The Hunger Names...

    • @ansley4269
      @ansley4269 9 лет назад +90

      Lol

    • @LaserPigeon
      @LaserPigeon 9 лет назад +330

      Michael King I'd read the shit out of that

    • @Mars.1811
      @Mars.1811 9 лет назад +119

      I've never actually watched the Hunger Games

    • @LaserPigeon
      @LaserPigeon 9 лет назад +89

      Michael King You don't need to

    • @kzstu4404
      @kzstu4404 9 лет назад +177

      Michael King so the more awesome and popular your name is the more of a target you are?
      so if im named SexyBeast3000 i would be a dead man?

  • @hilton_chloe.e
    @hilton_chloe.e 8 месяцев назад +48

    I met someone of Snapchat that had the exact same first, middle and last name of mine, i was genuinely in shock, I mean my fist name is incredibly common so it wasn’t that hard to find someone with my first name and sure my last name isn’t common common but I know celebrities with my last name and my middle name is also not rare but to have all 3 was pretty insane, it’s the same with my sister friend, my mum and her friends mum have the exact same first name, middle name and almost last name with one letter different, (their last name is Holton, whilst ours is Hilton) and also My sister and her friend both share the same middle name, so it’s low-key freaky at times

    • @Iwannaeatlasagna
      @Iwannaeatlasagna 5 месяцев назад +3

      Can someone from r/karmacourt verify this?

  • @cheesechocks1160
    @cheesechocks1160 6 месяцев назад +3

    Thanks Vsauce! This is very informative information and creative! (I edge to your videos)

  •  9 лет назад +3151

    We'll have to fight for the good names.
    Hunger Names.

    • @Ben10Blader
      @Ben10Blader 9 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @Omegeddon
      @Omegeddon 9 лет назад +37

      Félix Cavazos that could actually make for a surprisingly good dystopian story

    • @Beaveski
      @Beaveski 9 лет назад +4

      Félix Cavazos Source
      imgfave.com/view/4101690

    • @111cvb111
      @111cvb111 9 лет назад +1

      Félix Cavazos I'm apparently one of the only persons ever to make up a name on the internet that sounds like a real name :/

    • @christoffer2794
      @christoffer2794 9 лет назад

      Félix Cavazos I kinda have a unique name in real life... I have searched for someone with my name online but couldt find one... So I have that going for me :D

  • @xxnaliaxx8431
    @xxnaliaxx8431 4 года назад +40908

    Mother: “I would like to name my child Mary”
    Nurse: “Sorry, that’s taken. What about: MaryPetalGod29?”

    • @kookie-py
      @kookie-py 4 года назад +1046

      Lmao

    • @Alex-fq8ld
      @Alex-fq8ld 4 года назад +1911

      Mother that played games be like

    • @checkers3631
      @checkers3631 4 года назад +448

      This is awesome-

    • @renzugh
      @renzugh 4 года назад +273

      OMGGGGG ROFL 🤣🤣🤣i'm dying

    • @user-to7kf1yi4g
      @user-to7kf1yi4g 4 года назад +190

      My name is Mary

  • @GolemOfMagic
    @GolemOfMagic 7 месяцев назад +1

    this is crazy looking at this almost 10 years later after it was saids

  • @takaxokr2871
    @takaxokr2871 8 месяцев назад +14

    my man created the new twitter logo in a thumbnail 8 years ago

  • @saltypretzelanimation8661
    @saltypretzelanimation8661 3 года назад +2306

    “Aww your kid is so cute, what’s his name?”
    *DeathMayonnaise the 4th*

    • @shallbric6160
      @shallbric6160 3 года назад +27

      DeathMayonnaise the googol googol a 10 followed by 100 0s

    • @tell_me_plz1461
      @tell_me_plz1461 3 года назад +7

      4TH!? WUT LMAO

    • @Carlbarl.
      @Carlbarl. 3 года назад +4

      Change the name to Elon’s baby lol

    • @saltypretzelanimation8661
      @saltypretzelanimation8661 3 года назад +4

      @@tell_me_plz1461 yes, it’s a very popular name

    • @tell_me_plz1461
      @tell_me_plz1461 3 года назад +3

      @@saltypretzelanimation8661 hmm yes i see very good sir

  • @Lil1101
    @Lil1101 4 года назад +18944

    “What’s your child’s name?”
    Elon musk: “X Æ A-12”

    • @lennyhehare414
      @lennyhehare414 4 года назад +357

      Kyle

    • @bruhmoment7790
      @bruhmoment7790 4 года назад +119

      this made me haha

    • @ale-tl3gs
      @ale-tl3gs 4 года назад +125

      sRuby poor kid, prolly keep it ngl.....

    • @youpiano5972
      @youpiano5972 4 года назад +138

      @sRuby I hope he'll change it. Imagine being bullied at school...

    • @HaiiRayy
      @HaiiRayy 4 года назад +13

      AHAHAHAHA

  • @gachaeater87
    @gachaeater87 12 дней назад

    INTERESTING AS ALWAYS BRUH,THE USERNAME RFFECT GOES CRAZY

  • @ZendelWashington
    @ZendelWashington 10 месяцев назад +1

    thank you for gratifying the part of my mind that couldn’t stop thinking of mike bolton from office space.

  • @l1m1x77
    @l1m1x77 4 года назад +747

    "What is your child's name?"
    Me: yes

    • @iamshallena2890
      @iamshallena2890 4 года назад +3

      Lmao

    • @thesmallthingss
      @thesmallthingss 4 года назад +5

      “Wanna use an incredibly overrated comment?”
      L1m1x: yes

    • @OliverSandys
      @OliverSandys 4 года назад +8

      L1m1x oh sorry that name is taken

    • @article580
      @article580 4 года назад +2

      lovverlee lolaa ur name also taken and my name is also definitely too

    • @teraspeXt
      @teraspeXt 4 года назад +1

      That name is taken. How about x_nonononononononononoididntwantthischildtobebornpleaseiwantanabortionPLEASENOINEEDANABORTIONdontletmesufferthiswasntsupposedtohappennoNoNOAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH_x

  • @furiousgingy6936
    @furiousgingy6936 8 месяцев назад +1

    Isn't it weird that recently I've been wondering in my head about this exact stuff

  • @emz1008
    @emz1008 9 месяцев назад +1

    i think about this video all the time and i dont know why. its honestly just so fascinating.

  • @jayson5454
    @jayson5454 4 года назад +3608

    Mom: I want to name him Joe
    Doctor: Sorry, that name is taken, you can name him xJoeMamaWeed69420×

    • @Sahelian
      @Sahelian 4 года назад +44

      69-420

    • @whentoday40yearsago13
      @whentoday40yearsago13 4 года назад +58

      Random dood on the internett sorry, someone already used this joke

    • @seth_lewis1
      @seth_lewis1 4 года назад +7

      Random dood on the internett JOE MAMAS WEED 🤣🤣

    • @hzrz
      @hzrz 4 года назад +6

      @@whentoday40yearsago13 sorry, idiot has been taking. Try brainless.

    • @frooa9211
      @frooa9211 4 года назад +8

      @@whentoday40yearsago13 I didn't know comments had copyright strikes

  • @nyxmi7
    @nyxmi7 4 года назад +609

    "What's your son name? "
    "He's xrdzer6gfddrtyujnvcxdy"
    "Oh mine is fdcrcftvbbnx"

    • @hwmbleRL
      @hwmbleRL 4 года назад +24

      imagine being a teacher and having those kind of names to remember. dang they would be millionaires just for teaching for 3 days

    • @insanitylol
      @insanitylol 4 года назад +2

      Read my comment about code and custom url

    • @potatohamsternation8481
      @potatohamsternation8481 4 года назад +5

      Wow I met someone named that last week!

    • @nyxmi7
      @nyxmi7 4 года назад

      Nice, my nephew is sjajiqiaksnsbwp193930

    • @cmyrell
      @cmyrell 4 года назад +1

      My new borns name is eghwiwhigiditsdxfigf it’s pronounced Abigail

  • @nological2282
    @nological2282 11 месяцев назад +17

    I also wonder what would happen if we tried solving this by mixing languages together. Would love to see a video about that

  • @seagreenspiral
    @seagreenspiral 3 дня назад +1

    Makes me think how genius Freddie was to come up with the name Queen

  • @the_jones528
    @the_jones528 3 года назад +1564

    "What's your son's name?"
    "what'syourson'sname."

    • @01Nexus
      @01Nexus 2 года назад +4

      Bruh

    • @tripthongUwU
      @tripthongUwU 2 года назад +19

      Some real world examples (not people's name):
      - Webcomic Name
      - Untitled Goose Game
      - itemLabel (edited)(I forgot to add this, this is so cute)

    • @gabrieldefatimabernardesfa7864
      @gabrieldefatimabernardesfa7864 2 года назад +2

      teacher“your note is 15,ShadowViper15"

    • @pardeepgarg2640
      @pardeepgarg2640 2 года назад +1

      Bruhhhhhh

    • @zackzallie8735
      @zackzallie8735 2 года назад

      like in spongebob the dude's name is whatsitoya

  • @nytherz113
    @nytherz113 3 года назад +1424

    "What's your childs name?"
    Gay Bowser

    • @nivenisrael1565
      @nivenisrael1565 3 года назад +15

      Nope he came back

    • @kurozavi
      @kurozavi 3 года назад +7

      @SupAniGam Music no way someone named gay bowser I would Kim’s💀

    • @_username
      @_username 3 года назад +4

      @Unus Annus 0.9

    • @typea5426
      @typea5426 3 года назад +6

      @Unus Annus there was a person named gay bowser once

    • @cleetushasreturnediamgreg2515
      @cleetushasreturnediamgreg2515 3 года назад +1

      Ima name my child gay bowser1

  • @jayvaghela9888
    @jayvaghela9888 2 месяца назад

    How intresting is that this video came out 8 years ago, and now we have Meta & apple vision pro virtual realities

  • @xyreous6146
    @xyreous6146 10 месяцев назад +3

    This video was recommended again after the user X on twitter i guess had their username taken since the twitter rebranding needed it, not sure if the thumbnail is new or updated but if it isn’t, then that is one hell of a coincidence.

  • @Mrnt.34
    @Mrnt.34 3 года назад +1511

    "Aww your so cute! What's your name little guy?"
    " *straw* "

  • @vxytle
    @vxytle 4 года назад +4489

    “Bro, you have such a cute child! What did you name him?”
    “DirtyDonkey69”

    • @menhera-chan2878
      @menhera-chan2878 4 года назад +108

      Bruh I can’t-

    • @abandonedchannel
      @abandonedchannel 4 года назад +105

      My baby names would be
      1. ÆKŒ (if my baby is a girl)
      2. VspaceAspaceLspaceEspaceRspaceIspaceEspace (Vspace for short)
      3. Bægæ (if my baby is gay)
      4. Lalalalalalalallalalalalala (If it’s from LA)
      5. NO
      6. GETNOOB666space666frontis666
      Yes their weird

    • @Mi66664
      @Mi66664 4 года назад +25

      I am naming my child this
      In memory of this comment

    • @Mi66664
      @Mi66664 4 года назад +10

      Trxsh_ omgggg is that you mydadnamesmehobo99

    • @Mi66664
      @Mi66664 4 года назад +7

      Trxsh_ omg you remember my nickname 😍
      I remember yours too! Hoboifellsohardimnowgaypapiuwu2299
      We will be friends forever ❤️

  • @formulacc
    @formulacc 8 месяцев назад +1

    The way this video went from names to watching an avatar workout

  • @ptrkmr
    @ptrkmr 6 месяцев назад

    I swear I didn’t realize this channel had pre science content until today when I scrolled all the way down

  • @D-Man_Jam
    @D-Man_Jam 4 года назад +3141

    "There are only 8 people in the US named Justin Bieber."
    *THAT MANY?*

    • @Cartnite3
      @Cartnite3 4 года назад +139

      DJBATMANGOLD I know someone named Justin beaver

    • @dickeater3232
      @dickeater3232 4 года назад +60

      DJBATMANGOLD lol I’m lucky I have a friend called Justin Bieber and a friend called Steve Irwin, but their teenagers, not adults.

    • @blinq217
      @blinq217 4 года назад +16

      @@chavalomiguel5587 Salty?

    • @chavalomiguel5587
      @chavalomiguel5587 4 года назад +21

      @@blinq217 wat?

    • @Mustaali1
      @Mustaali1 4 года назад +62

      There were probably more, but they all killed themselves knowing how shit that name has become

  • @jaimeg309
    @jaimeg309 4 года назад +835

    "What's Your Child's Name?"
    Me: What's Your Child's Name

    • @Wyatt516
      @Wyatt516 4 года назад +52

      "I asked that first!"
      "No that's my child's name."
      *"oh"*

    • @brysonberan2505
      @brysonberan2505 4 года назад +1

      @@Wyatt516 who's on first?

    • @XanderHGX
      @XanderHGX 4 года назад

      Hoi

    • @mello2156
      @mello2156 4 года назад +1

      Ahaaaaaaamso funny

    • @destiney051
      @destiney051 4 года назад

      Ummm ok

  • @pelican9092
    @pelican9092 8 месяцев назад

    im watching this high and this is insane i love this

  • @Luke_Rowe
    @Luke_Rowe 9 месяцев назад +2

    He searched up our full names in computing and i'm some cyclist tour de france guy

  • @ieatpooalot
    @ieatpooalot 4 года назад +12115

    “What’s your sons name?”
    *Adopted_Kid69

  • @darthzayexeet3653
    @darthzayexeet3653 3 года назад +1864

    „xXxMICHAELxXx“
    Vsauce: *dangerous*

  • @QuinnB3
    @QuinnB3 7 месяцев назад +2

    Where is my example of a popular name at

  • @beaulippitt
    @beaulippitt 9 месяцев назад +1

    8 years later, and we still haven’t ran out of names 😅

  • @a39tortoise40
    @a39tortoise40 4 года назад +713

    "What's your sons name?"
    -"Jack"
    "Oh, so you're one of the lucky ones who named their child early"
    -"yeah, what's your daughters name?"
    "Panzer Selbstfahrlafette I für 7,62-cm-PaK 36(r) auf Fahrgestell Panzerkampfwagen II Ausf. D1 und D2"
    -"oh"

    • @UrMom-np3hj
      @UrMom-np3hj 4 года назад +70

      Actually pretty common name in eastern german

    • @Wyatt516
      @Wyatt516 4 года назад +5

      dude you swiped the keyboard on your phone. Like this! *Eh egg TX to TX if UC gm DN if few em no hard em dense am jazzy Amber DNC hard DNC govt em all flexible abuse El seem excited Kai do*

    • @chlh9720
      @chlh9720 4 года назад +7

      7,26cm ist safe zu klein

    • @epepepe7178
      @epepepe7178 4 года назад

      Auditory i swiped nonstop on my phone keyboard and auditory is what i get, how and why

    • @user-yg4en5mv2j
      @user-yg4en5mv2j 4 года назад +1

      Diese Vorschläge auf deiner Tastatur lol

  • @shelly9331
    @shelly9331 4 года назад +3661

    “what’s your child’s name?”
    *ThanosSnapper3000*

    • @grovercleveland8572
      @grovercleveland8572 4 года назад +59

      I remember back 2016 when thanos was an obsure name free of memes

    • @randoontheweb
      @randoontheweb 4 года назад +15

      Grover Cleveland
      Oh the times have changed XD

    • @thesovietkevin7275
      @thesovietkevin7275 4 года назад +19

      noobmaster69

    • @charankko4142
      @charankko4142 4 года назад +2

      Ahh typical gamer 😏

    • @ellarose5845
      @ellarose5845 4 года назад +2

      honestly idek why but i literally laughed out loud when i read this 😂

  • @Pooncak
    @Pooncak 9 месяцев назад +2

    “Not bald Michael” 💀

  • @Punkieboy05
    @Punkieboy05 10 месяцев назад +3

    When will we run out of names?
    Michael: Youre a mistake

  • @tvrtle2083
    @tvrtle2083 3 года назад +5905

    I love that his background is black so I’m not blinded when it gets recommended at 2AM.

    • @PixarKidProductions
      @PixarKidProductions 2 года назад +117

      Currently 2 A.M. and I very much appreciate it

    • @carealoo744
      @carealoo744 2 года назад +73

      What about the thumbnail?:(

    • @tvrtle2083
      @tvrtle2083 2 года назад +35

      @BlamedTMBC all the people that liked the comment

    • @carealoo744
      @carealoo744 2 года назад +22

      @BlamedTMBC I take it you're not an adult yet eh?
      Sometimes I find myself staying up that late, or even just waking up in the middle of the night and wanting to make food at 3am. That can be an adventure in of itself just trying not to wake anybody up🙃

    • @tvrtle2083
      @tvrtle2083 2 года назад +4

      @@carealoo744 it’s fax

  • @dr._kompot996
    @dr._kompot996 4 года назад +691

    My family: Hey we're the Smith's
    My neighbors family: Nice to meet you! We're the mcfukins

  • @Boooobooooo
    @Boooobooooo 5 месяцев назад +1

    This being 8 years ago is crazy to me

  • @i3hotmoms
    @i3hotmoms 8 месяцев назад

    This video is 8 years old and it fell like it was just made

  • @Kae-Lexi
    @Kae-Lexi 9 лет назад +1315

    I'm simply going to name my band
    "The bliss mirage ones with gemini legacy up their paradox in the rain."

  • @albert453able
    @albert453able 7 лет назад +29784

    When will we Run out of Memes?

    • @alexa-fx2fb
      @alexa-fx2fb 7 лет назад +2544

      Never

    • @marypoole5468
      @marypoole5468 7 лет назад +373

      I know 6 Sophie Smiths

    • @thezi9154
      @thezi9154 7 лет назад +892

      September 11 4200

    • @OVREZ
      @OVREZ 7 лет назад +114

      Panda lol I get it panda

    • @SoffiCitrus
      @SoffiCitrus 7 лет назад +72

      albert453able never.

  • @someweirdstuff1256
    @someweirdstuff1256 2 месяца назад

    we gonna be going to the library of babel with this one 🔥🔥🗣️

  • @emmathomas7211
    @emmathomas7211 9 месяцев назад +1

    The brand name "The The'" got me Lmao 😂😂😂

  • @rapraptv1105
    @rapraptv1105 3 года назад +1808

    "What's your son name?"
    Me: Michael Jackson
    Nurse: sorry its taken
    Me: maikeru jaksun

    • @Mroniboy.
      @Mroniboy. 3 года назад +167

      Nurse: Accepted

    • @rapraptv1105
      @rapraptv1105 3 года назад +14

      Lol

    • @rapraptv1105
      @rapraptv1105 3 года назад +7

      @@evansgambit164 jerjer king?

    • @rapraptv1105
      @rapraptv1105 3 года назад

      @@evansgambit164 well its a bad word so lool

    • @Mroniboy.
      @Mroniboy. 3 года назад

      @@rapraptv1105 wtf is wrong with you

  • @youtubealgorithmisamystery6368
    @youtubealgorithmisamystery6368 4 года назад +1350

    "What's your son's name ?"
    "Noobmaster69"

  • @JimiLappalainen
    @JimiLappalainen 11 месяцев назад +1

    I love how in 1:50 Michael is saying a band name.

  • @MrScraap
    @MrScraap 10 месяцев назад

    now how many years till we run out of runescape names

  • @Magaman1001
    @Magaman1001 3 года назад +5233

    “Your a wizard Harry”
    All 106 Harry Potters: “Are you talking to me?”

    • @amadakiop6915
      @amadakiop6915 3 года назад +76

      No I'm not you muggles

    • @Gamer420life
      @Gamer420life 3 года назад +4

      Shut up

    • @ziskablyat8451
      @ziskablyat8451 3 года назад +55

      @@Gamer420life shut up

    • @Ywwnn
      @Ywwnn 3 года назад +51

      @@Gamer420life shatup

    • @ButterFly99997
      @ButterFly99997 3 года назад +62

      Now there are 106 likes : *one for every Harry Potter in the world*

  • @localtrash6754
    @localtrash6754 4 года назад +1222

    “hey what’s your son’s name?”
    me: “toefungus.eater6892”

    • @oof12yearsago99
      @oof12yearsago99 4 года назад +8

      @Qreno Sorry that reply is also taken

    • @joshuaaaaa8377
      @joshuaaaaa8377 4 года назад +3

      oof ' sorry that reply to that reply is also taken

    • @nsmoke7778
      @nsmoke7778 4 года назад +1

      Godly name ya got there

    • @rakhudas
      @rakhudas 4 года назад +2

      @@joshuaaaaa8377 that reply is taken

    • @salaamuddin9707
      @salaamuddin9707 4 года назад +2

      @@rakhudas THAT REPLY IS TAKEN
      BUT STILL IM SINGLE MY REPLY ONLY TAKENNN(MY LIFE IS SINGLE🤯)

  • @SuckleHoney
    @SuckleHoney 8 месяцев назад +11

    My mom’s friend named her 2 kids the Olivia and Noah, the two most popular English names at the time.

  • @fishy2545
    @fishy2545 8 месяцев назад +1

    Father: *types his kids name in a game*
    Game: "User is already be taken. What about: SamTheCheese12952?"

  • @hobissprite941
    @hobissprite941 4 года назад +855

    “Aww you he is so adorable.. how old is he?”
    “3 months old”
    “What’s his name??”
    “Ihavefootfetish_suckmytoes1414”
    “Oh..”

  • @mrducky2550
    @mrducky2550 3 года назад +1353

    My dad named his dog stay and it’s the worst dad joke I have ever heard.
    “Come here, stay!”

  • @aichaamara392
    @aichaamara392 11 месяцев назад +1

    The 5 double U’s
    That sounds like a unique band name

  • @rwhrbh
    @rwhrbh 8 месяцев назад

    Hi, that's me 8 years after the realise, and we haven't run out of names yet.

  • @dgfhjdgfhkjdgfhjdgfhkj4970
    @dgfhjdgfhkjdgfhjdgfhkj4970 4 года назад +1845

    2019 Username: Pewdiepie
    2099: jsdgfhskshsiwnsiwhis
    *Name Taken*

    • @ayafakumi4512
      @ayafakumi4512 4 года назад +45

      Climate Change:

    • @woodythegoat5218
      @woodythegoat5218 4 года назад +4

      minecraftmaster100 lmaoooo

    • @zaneyrxnf
      @zaneyrxnf 4 года назад +3

      666 likes lmao

    • @rainbowbeetle
      @rainbowbeetle 4 года назад +2

      jdbevw7wwfqveb
      *name taken*

    • @KangarooFam
      @KangarooFam 4 года назад +21

      3099: Username: shhshdgfhsjdjrbrbcbfjddjrhwbksdkjekwkekekemrbfhfjfkenebrjfjrnrnegjjfocoskejdbdbdowpwodhhsbdndnfjfkfkfjdnnendjfjfjdndbdbdndndndbbejdkddopwkbeuiqwhdbxbwjwkifbebwofjbebsnndnrnendnnnwnwndndnnenenennndnfjrowkjdjjdjfjebbehfjebhfidhhebhdirjhehdhejhdbwjhdhdjejejdjdjdjrjdjfjjrjejfjfjwjieodpelejvxurejhdgkkemnxchiwkdnfhdlwlsbdhepdjdhkwekowppdjhdkwkwkdhfjjdjejfhfhdjdjfhdnenwjdjjdjskdjdjejskkdjdnsudhfcbjdjdjdhfhfhfhfJOEoeidhfhfhfjfjrjrhfhfjfjfjfjfjjeowpwpworjfjffjjfjejjjjelskjfjdjekdkdjdkejsbbhhasdfbdhhdhehhwkqwwjjdjodoooommsmsmjwjsjdjehhdhdhdhdhckfpappqidhwhduhcbcbbcbcbcbcieoqowodjdjoeoed
      NAME TAKEN

  • @manuelnona2919
    @manuelnona2919 4 года назад +388

    "What is your child's name?"
    *XxchildxX*

  • @ArchRASahi
    @ArchRASahi 7 месяцев назад

    I’m surprised this was out EIGHT YEARS AGO

  • @UninvitedDog
    @UninvitedDog 8 месяцев назад

    Bro really did that with the thumbnail called predictions

  • @hanaeve__
    @hanaeve__ 4 года назад +3614

    Lady: I want to name her... Jane.
    Doctor: Sorry, that name’s taken. You can try xXSuperJane123Xx, Janestheboss373, or Cookie_Jane3000.

  • @chip2508
    @chip2508 5 лет назад +5266

    Ah yes, my favourite band...
    *The The*

    • @santiagobarraza28
      @santiagobarraza28 5 лет назад +116

      This deserves way more likes.

    • @chip2508
      @chip2508 5 лет назад +48

      @@santiagobarraza28 aww ♡

    • @kylebuschhasover200winsinn5
      @kylebuschhasover200winsinn5 5 лет назад +19

      Miss. Information a yes, a libtard who says “Favourite”

    • @zalengriffin
      @zalengriffin 5 лет назад +19

      I was the 69th like just so y'all know

    • @wolfcub1835
      @wolfcub1835 5 лет назад +3

      Please youtube Unban my account :c and who are you to criticize a demoshat who calls people libtard over a misspelling to me it seems you need to get your shit together more so than the so called “libtard”

  • @Underfeated_editzTM
    @Underfeated_editzTM 6 месяцев назад

    Bro i got recommended this 8yrs later 😭😭

  • @kimstewart8788
    @kimstewart8788 6 месяцев назад +1

    Oh my god. WHY DID I NOT THINK ABOUT THIS

  • @grosezero8834
    @grosezero8834 7 лет назад +1604

    "1007 named James Bond"
    1007
    1 0 0 0 7

  • @pilotoffxbox7515
    @pilotoffxbox7515 4 года назад +1031

    "Hey whats your sons name"
    "Gay Bowser"

    • @guenthersteiner9252
      @guenthersteiner9252 4 года назад +18

      We found him

    • @MinorsGo
      @MinorsGo 4 года назад +38

      When he goes to college you can say "so long gay Bowser"

    • @thestickmansavioryt1941
      @thestickmansavioryt1941 4 года назад +16

      My boss who is the creator of Google! What's your name
      Him : it's Mr Bowser
      We don't do browser we do Google now *WhAtS YoUr NaMe* !!

    • @revvyie
      @revvyie 4 года назад +1

      Yay

    • @malcolmbuehler5619
      @malcolmbuehler5619 4 года назад +1

      That definitely taken already

  • @boomboomcaca
    @boomboomcaca 2 месяца назад

    This guy always cures my existential crises

  • @Vespyr_
    @Vespyr_ 7 месяцев назад

    All we had to do was use the tag system Discord used to have where they added numbers at the end of a name.

  • @dani_kh23
    @dani_kh23 4 года назад +855

    girl: „what‘s your sons name?“
    me: “username is taken“

    • @rpakapohi
      @rpakapohi 4 года назад +16

      but this username is taken, try again

    • @kaz_50
      @kaz_50 4 года назад +5

      @@rpakapohi username username username username69420 taken

    • @HurryUpHarry_bySham69
      @HurryUpHarry_bySham69 4 года назад +6

      You broke the system. Well done, master

    • @LavroseRovender
      @LavroseRovender 4 года назад +3

      the hook67 sorry that’s taken you can try
      Taken taken userTakenTakenUser-user55828

    • @NeonLightz.
      @NeonLightz. 4 года назад

      Rafael Akapohi again

  • @christianinparis2146
    @christianinparis2146 4 года назад +786

    “What’s your sons name?”
    Uhm... ChickenNuggetMaster42069?

  • @neondennon
    @neondennon 8 месяцев назад

    I love looking at everyone’s usernames here, this is fun.

  • @noobedits64
    @noobedits64 8 месяцев назад +1

    0:52 this is literally happening to me rn I won’t say who but it is. It’s a e and an i difference

  • @exoticcucumber4765
    @exoticcucumber4765 4 года назад +1448

    “What’s your child’s name?”
    Schlafelentalgarynoelillianulfiacus The Twenty Sixth

  • @inactive9948
    @inactive9948 3 года назад +2491

    Polish people be like:
    "Watch and learn" *smashes forehead on keyboard*

    • @kaboomstudios6139
      @kaboomstudios6139 3 года назад +136

      you could say it's racist, but it's funny as hell.

    • @stachuvonokrutny7071
      @stachuvonokrutny7071 3 года назад +159

      Im Polish and my nick really looks like I smashed forehead on keyboard

    • @ANNA_SNAP
      @ANNA_SNAP 3 года назад +57

      When my dad’s name is Viacheslav

    • @wecandream4ever
      @wecandream4ever 3 года назад +33

      Me with my polish name-

    • @yeeboii7555
      @yeeboii7555 3 года назад +117

      Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz disagrees.

  • @Xkbtbox
    @Xkbtbox 7 месяцев назад +1

    Just now we ran out of names

  • @zsayuri
    @zsayuri 5 месяцев назад +1

    only me who’s just now getting this on my recommended?

  • @m1helmet861
    @m1helmet861 3 года назад +1615

    “Alright kids, today we are going to go around the circle and tell each other our names! Alright, you go first!” “Um, hi I’m xx_DARKNOOBSLAYER6978_Xx and wanna be an astronaut when I grow up.

    • @acatcheckingitstemperature394
      @acatcheckingitstemperature394 3 года назад +71

      "I wanna fly to the Earth" im assuming they live in mars once it's colonized

    • @koldavo8866
      @koldavo8866 3 года назад +33

      BRO THIS IS SO UNDERRATTED LMFAOOO

    • @glaciergrain8735
      @glaciergrain8735 3 года назад +58

      Next up we have “PROGAMER_STEALYO_WIFE420”

    • @meulware
      @meulware 3 года назад +9

      Elderbug :D

    • @danielmurphy8470
      @danielmurphy8470 3 года назад +4

      What was your name when you were younger Elderbug?

  • @hippopowerade1320
    @hippopowerade1320 4 года назад +2924

    “What’s your son’s name?!”
    “P-“
    “Paul?”
    “No, penisdestroyer69”

  • @hectorgarcia1326
    @hectorgarcia1326 6 месяцев назад

    Was this video unlisted? I don’t think I’ve ever see. This one and I watched since mindblow 01

  • @Imjustbetter45567
    @Imjustbetter45567 8 месяцев назад +1

    I am getting recommeneded
    this after 8 yrs

    • @suvuno
      @suvuno 8 месяцев назад

      js show how much a crisis this is rlly is in 2023 by now.

    • @Imjustbetter45567
      @Imjustbetter45567 8 месяцев назад

      Exactlyyy

  • @R1gzu
    @R1gzu 4 года назад +501

    Nurse: What will your son's name be?
    Me: *Smashes the keyboard*
    Nurse: *N I C E*

    • @cluots7664
      @cluots7664 4 года назад +1

      Rigon Berishaj 😂

    • @vivi4562
      @vivi4562 4 года назад +4

      *c o f f I n d a n c e*

    • @-silly
      @-silly 4 года назад +9

      that reminded me of the polish name "grzegorz brzęczyszczykiewicz"

    • @helenvanstraaten8991
      @helenvanstraaten8991 4 года назад +1

      Rigon Berishaj that could totally be true 😂

    • @debbiecrane4632
      @debbiecrane4632 4 года назад +1

      X Æ A-12