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All clips used:
0:00: • Homonyms
0:03 • Who Old Are You? -- DONG
0:18 • Romantic Gifts
0:48 • Is The 5-Second Rule T... &t=2
0:50 • Is Cereal Soup? &t=171
0:54 • Why Do We Wear Clothes? &t=44
0:56 • Spinning &t=0
1:02 • Which Way Is Down? &t=816
1:14 • Romantic Gifts &t=244
1:16 • Homonyms &t=320
1:21 • Romantic Gifts &t=136
1:22 • ♪ Move with Michael! ♫ &t=264
1:29 • Which Way Is Down? &t=178
1:32 • What Does Human Taste ...
1:35 • What is Déjà vu? &t=39
1:39 • Is Cereal Soup? &t=2
1:54 • Is Anything Real?
1:59 • How Many Calories are ...
2:02 • Spooky Coincidences?
2:13 • Juvenoia
2:21 • Turn Music into Shapes! &t=243
2:24 • Guns in Space &t=182
2:32 • Why Do We Have Two Nos... &t=280
2:34 • The Largest Number on ...
2:40 • Can You Draw A Perfect...
3:05 • Why Do We Wear Clothes?
3:08 • Is The 5-Second Rule T... &t=23
3:11 • How Much Does a Shadow...
3:16 • Which Way Is Down? &t=519
3:22 • Is Cereal Soup? &t=57
3:27 • Slowest Progress Bars ...
3:34 • Is Cereal Soup? &t=248
3:46 • Misnomers &t=134
3:52 • Guns in Space &t=2
3:56 • Genaille-Lucas Rulers
3:59 • m͏̺͓̲̥̪í͇͔̠ś̷͎̹̲̻̻̘̝... t=549
4:17 • Why Do We Have Two Nos... &t=94
4:20 • Do You Know How Long A...
4:24 • Some Surprising Things
4:28 • How Much of the Earth ...
4:42 • How Much of the Earth ... &t=38
4:44 • How Much of the Earth ... &t=243
4:45 • Am I Wasting my Time? &t=288
4:53 • What's Your Worth? &t=101
4:55 • SCIENCE! What is the R... &t=49
5:01 • The Napkin Ring Problem &t=92
5:03 • π Tape &t=4
5:10 • Cook Your Meat Online!
5:31 • The Science of Awkward... &t=4
5:33 • The Moon Terminator Il...
5:38 • Is It Okay to Touch Mars? &t=338
5:44 • Where Do Deleted Files...
5:49 • The Moon Terminator Il... &t=168
5:50 • Who Old Are You? -- DONG &t=83
6:01 • SCIENCE! What is the R... &t=8
6:04 • Where Is This Video?
6:07 • Are You Observant?
6:14 • How Many Calories are ... &t=5
6:15 • Who Old Are You? -- DONG &t=253
6:18 • SOUNDS. &t=359
6:21 • Turn Music into Shapes!
6:33 • Why Is Your BOTTOM in ... &t=293
6:34 • ♪ Move with Michael! ♫ &t=244
6:36 • Terrifying Websites &t=10
6:39 • Is Earth Actually Flat? &t=352
6:54 • The Deepest Site On Th...
7:04 • Slowest Progress Bars ... &t=298
7:08 • Spinning &t=140
7:09 • Would You Let Him In? &t=238
7:14 • Cook Your Meat Online! &t=28
7:20 • Why Are Things Creepy?
7:31 • How Far Away Is Androm...
7:33 • The Science of Awkward... &t=15
7:41 • The Largest Number on ... &t=300
7:46 • Wanna Play The Knife G...
7:57 • The Largest Number on ... &t=190
7:58 • Misnomers &t=46
8:01 • Why Is Your BOTTOM in ... &t=587
8:07 • Who Old Are You? -- DONG &t=226
8:18 • The Largest Number on ... &t=13
8:20 • ♪ Move with Michael! ♫
8:23 • Some Surprising Things &t=311
8:24 • The Brachistochrone
8:30 • Fixed Points
8:35 • Planetary Densities...... &t=198
8:46 • Names &t=445
8:59 • Fixed Points &t=896
9:02 • Misnomers &t=2
9:05 • SOUNDS. &t=297
9:11 • What Is The Greatest H... &t=17
9:12 • Bring In The Cats!
9:21 • Terrifying Websites &t=2
9:27 • Can You Recognize This...
9:24 • Lightbulbs, Multiplica...
9:40 • Why Are We Ticklish? W... &t=198

[@doggo8373]

You should make 10 Uncomfortable Silent Minutes of Vsauce where you literally just put weird random clips of Vsauce when he isn't talking

[@DataExpungedNull]

yes

[@shikikan482]

Silas Laspada Yes

[@mirmalchik]

Taha Serdar Arli YES

[@colbancassian127]

yes

[@DataExpungedNull]

Would 5 minutes be fine? I'm running out of clips fast and I don't want to bore you guys switching clips every 2 seconds

[@sarcastictrash16]

Vsauce trying to human for 10 minutes straight

[@acidwizzardbastard]

He's the only true human. We're all just abstractions of Lord Michael's mind.

[@noahhayes7041]

It is weird because he is not a human but a god

[@datoneguy2361]

We have a great god he compliments our butts and smacks metal balls

[@CC.07]

1:21

[@Clairefairy]

Is he even trying

[@maximilianopatroniserrano7697]

"You could live the rest of your life without breathing" Technically the truth.

[@Satan666Official]

You can also live the rest of your life getting stabbed repeatedly.

[@maximilianopatroniserrano7697]

Oracle Don't we?

[@89thaharmaiiioptreshenanig3]

You can also live the rest of your life exposing yourself to debilitating amounts of radiation too

[@ekulgar]

You could live the rest of your life under water

[@AmritpreetSingh]

How many of you actually stopped breathing for a moment?

[@HTT_Vocalist]

"Use kids to commit your crimes"
That's the most out of context Michael can get without even trying

[@thememer4071]

What was the context for this

[@HTT_Vocalist]

@@thememer4071 he said that kids or have less waxy oils on their hands that'll make fingerprints on the surfaces they've touched disappear quicker than teens and adults, which leads him to say that

[@rfichokeofdestiny]

It’s also a good idea. A _very_ good idea. Excuse me, I have some business to attend to.

[@billysmith7791]

Using kids for my crimes worked for me. So it’s true

[@bxnkaii]

1:59

[@noalowenstein6741]

he seems like the kind of guy who's either the nicest person you've ever met or will get 12 life sentences for eating his wife

[@melonneleh]

🤣🤣🤣

[@itrashcant7947]

Why not both?

[@TomfooleryOfTheTrolls]

He smoked everything possible

[@Fizjow]

He 100% is both

[@Twigs1836]

5:45 My dad when I was born.

[@briannataylor5276]

Underated asf.

[@karla3153]

Lmao

[@oceanel3684]

That hit a bit close to home...

[@haikal4232]

F

[@cupcake011]

LMAO HAHAHAHAAH

[@Pants.69]

"use kids to commit your crimes" I almost lost it

[@dollie9018]

matthew galer I had to replay that 😂😂

[@thr2648]

Same

[@alexruthbone6358]

Which video is that actually from?

[@alexruthbone6358]

Jason Sunderland RIP

[@alexruthbone6358]

Jason Sunderland it is. But you mean star lord's dad right?

[@LoveMyZJ]

I held it together pretty well until 9:26...something about Michael slowly approaching, coming to a stop, and matter-of-factly saying "The sun" just got me

[@fortisetlenisstudios3352]

_"B O D Y!"_

[@deomni6578]

8:33 the way he just TRANSITIONS into sitting like that is amazing

[@judeurban1456]

6:07 when you’re in an argument and the other person misspells something

[@echodork8963]

The next clip

[@tukangpempek5390]

You : the next clip

[@RedMango.]

I hate missplleing words

[@bugfairy]

@Woosh yuo hav horebil speling lmAo xD

[@bugfairy]

@Woosh no.

[@erlgotskillson_the_keys9096]

4:52 They always say “hey vsauce” but they never ask “How’s vsauce”

[@dakuwolfie103]

Lmao underrated

[@shapman280]

Or what is vsauce

[@user-mj7zz6po7r]

F in the chat for Michael

[@frostyzusion3578]

Or who's Vsauce...

[@shapman280]

Or why is vsauce

[@haha_yes123]

3:55 gets me laughing every time and i have no clue why

[@lewissuckling]

3:57 the weird kid at the nursery

[@woah6764]

This man is simultaneously the cool dad, the youngest sibling, and the family dog all at once.

[@ShirakamiHaru]

R/rareinsults

[@cuboembaralhado8294]

and the strange neighbor

[@SkylarGlider]

True

[@ciromoriello7054]

@Heinkelion cool dad= best husband

[@Isntlifefunny]

@@ShirakamiHaru *r/rarecompliments ftfy

[@doggo206]

7:42: Me going to sleep.
7:46: My sleep paralysis.

[@lt.jackass3478]

This comment is so underrated

[@sirwaggington7707]

Bruh😂

[@Chief402]

Lt. Jackass its epic

[@BenjamintYT]

This is the best comment ever XD

[@dog9408]

(Under breath) oh god

[@dmgroberts5471]

This man sits exactly at the intersection of "pants-shittingly scary" and "not actually dangerous." I mean, I have no idea how such a benign person can come across so menacingly.

[@iyadcharef1702]

Honestly the out of context version of vsauce looks more normal than vsauce himself💀💀

[@Warri0rLink]

3:56 5-year-old me introducing myself to a neighbor kid.

[@polszczyzna2771]

Lol

[@levantinedoomer2317]

Hahahahahahahahhahahaha
That's so me LMFAO

[@zanara1871]

@@levantinedoomer2317 Fake

[@fleshinragz]

funny, laughed.

[@tardisandtank697]

but what about 2:36 ;;

[@thethinker2372]

1:53 hey vsauce! Michael here, where are your fingers?....
*_USE KIDS TO COMMIT CRIMES_*

[@pwrocks5648]

Obviously he demonstrated the efficiency of using children to commit crimes by hiring them to steal your fingers.

[@7_ajinkya]

😂😂😂

[@mexops7528]

How else would you commit crimes

[@novadi.]

Sounds like an advertisement

[@MaybeSharks]

Use kid named finger to commit crimes!

[@kokobotofficial]

0:00 me as an alien identifying a human
0:03 me as an alien practicing language speaking
0:18 me as an alien communicating to the mothership about our internet connection and how quickly we can get into a call
0:48 me as an alien discovering the best life form of all time
0:50 me as an alien deciphering the Morse code from my space ship
0:54 me as an alien discovering more about the human flesh suit I am wearing
0:56 me as an alien creating a commercial to get my head inside of peoples’ homes to analyze the human race
1:02 me as an alien trying to understand physics on earth
1:14 me as an alien explaining to a human being what series I watch
1:16 me as an alien imitating human emotion
1:20 me as an alien practicing eye contact
1:22 me as an alien documenting my stretching routine to imitate human RUclipsrs
1:29 me as an alien still confused with earth physics
1:33 me as an alien practicing alien reproduction
1:35 me as an alien studying neurology to the expense of my live human sample
1:39 me as an alien trying to comprehend the human diet
1:54 me as an alien interviewing a human
1:59 me as an alien solving all world problems
(As you may be able to tell all I did is give the true context of these clips and if you want to see more please reply to this comment to let me know, I really enjoyed it and I might get my friends into it)

[@GanonBlightfire]

Please add more.

[@AartardVII]

Michael can make watching a 30 minute educational feel like it's only 5 minutes long, and yet this was one of the longest 10 minutes of my life.

[@indisou3919]

"Where did you get that body?"
*nervously glances to closet*
"That one you're in right now."
Oh, thank god.

[@xdheck328]

racist

[@bigounce2471]

@@xdheck328 racist?

[@sfd28_]

@@xdheck328 this was random

[@xdheck328]

@@bigounce2471 racist

[@bigounce2471]

@@xdheck328 i am a racist good guess but why's he a racist?

[@mr.legoboy2964]

1:59
“Use kids to commit your crimes”
- Micheal Stevens (aka Vsauce)

[@sandrohernandez4401]

Usa should start using children soldiers.

[@vinikk77]

Micheal isn't Vsauce, the people who watch him are the green sauces, as he aways say in his videos "Hey, Vsauce! Micheal here..."

[@LucyWest370]

@@sandrohernandez4401 but that’s a crime in itself. So you are now stuck in an infinite loop of crime and kids.
Please don’t take that out of context.

[@jikoai8709]

I got a mr. Clean advertisment

[@tankdesu7077]

Vietnam

[@FlappingThomas]

5:04 We’ve all done this

[@greydientz582]

michael feels like if every character in the big bang theory was one corporeal entity

[@thegoldster]

When you get sent to the principles office.
Everyone:
0:10

[@nedzmasemic]

underrated

[@theungentlemen2379]

900th like

[@bugfairy]

HAHAHAHAHHAHGAAGSGSGSFSFXJKD

[@brancoderuijter8926]

@The last living eevee eat your cereal

[@dancingtrex6614]

I can relate to that

[@pawncota8578]

Looks like normal vsauce to me

[@Wecoc1]

@@maya_yaser You monster

[@hihisham]

799 likes .. I made it 800

[@finnnaginnn]

7:42 is so chaotic, he's all happy with card-board cut-outs of other Vsauces
and then he's eerily standing in a dark corner. WHAT'S THE CONTEXT??!!

[@LoganLatios]

8:14 EUEWAa?! (CLANK) (CLANK) *(CLANK)* its gOne StAle!!!

[@bas2445]

Please help me

[@sujalgvs987]

Michael: * pours cereal and milk into the bowl*
Michael: ⓦⓗⓐⓣ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓗⓔⓒⓚ ⓘⓢ ⓣⓗⓘⓢ?

[@PeacefulRises]

That’s what us humans call cereal

[@el2967]

100th like im so proud and satisfied

[@sujalgvs987]

@@el2967 you did it bro.👏👏

[@izzythetrashposter5710]

@@PeacefulRises serel?

[@masonashworth927]

Idk why but I burst out laughing for a good while when I saw that clip

[@whosthere5545]

6:07 When an argument arises, but it’s an argument that you’ve practiced for in the shower

[@jotaskak]

underrated comment

[@notalex2042]

this is painstakingly accurate

[@blankblank5409]

3:56

[@hamsandwich9024]

can relate

[@ampoulgon8716]

Bruh u sent me to an add

[@Rush_Monke]

“Hey Vsauce. Michael here. You are alone.”
“Or are you?”
*theme plays*

[@vizzy_j]

i am now convinced that this man is the most precious thing we have on this planet

[@TheGojoGlazer]

3:27 when you misplace the slab in Minecraft

[@luksibukkyeet1719]

Oh my fucking god.

[@c4k3yyz]

Oml wow lmao

[@bruski4120]

Underrated

[@chimetal_]

Best comment ever

[@marciaosullivan3200]

@200 subscribers with no vids?? amp memes died months ago

[@TreadTheDonutDuck]

3:59 Imagine knowing your neighbor is a scientist and you see him doing this one day.

[@ShokanAkuma]

I couldn't even imagine 😂

[@earthboundfan9446]

I don't want your talking about but that's normal for me

[@officersully2740]

Imagine not knowing he's a scientist

[@isramubashar5080]

I did that last time it snowed lol

[@TheUltimateNoobHD]

I died lol I would call the fucking police dawg

[@amandazumut3906]

If I had him as a science teacher back in school, I would probably had payed WAY more attention😂

[@doctorduncan]

This is unironically one of the funniest videos I've ever watched

[@masonr.powers7196]

[from computer] Hey, VSauce,
[from behind you] Michael here!
[from inside your mind] What if you were defenseless?

[@PassTheSnails]

Epic Studios Hey Vsauce! Micheal here. And Cvo777 now has ANXIETY.

[@catsozen]

Underrated comment

[@user-rf6fd4vs5s]

Or am I?

[@lucanavarrete7234]

Jesus Christ

[@AlexTheGamer97]

I never thought a RUclips comment could cause anxiety

[@doiu92]

4:46
*When you get distracted at the store and your mom isn't behind you anymore.*

[@daddyvin_vin9453]

Yes

[@gdhomyakinfo1130]

[vsauce music stops]

[@Daniel-ss5tg]

Yes. Happened. Will happen after 20 years too. Yes.

[@yeahidontevenknowanymore]

heheha I made it 666 likes-

[@theonionsystem7779]

"I'm alone"

[@Thevoidman]

7:57
A white frame tha reads:
/Red text/"Name That Charge"/red text/
/centred/"Dataway!"/centered/
"You have answered correctly. Click the /redtext/confirm/redtext/ button to continue working on the skill building activity."
For anyone curious to know 🙂

[@IOSALive]

[DATA EXPUNGED], Subscribed because your content is fantastic!

[@vernorexia4216]

My Little Cousin when I go to her house:
3:56

[@Firegod24]

It sounds like a creepy thing if it comes from a 70 year old

[@freddyparkinson3820]

Hey would you like to play with my toys?

[@bloxyar_ii5025]

lmao

[@Sir_Isaac_Newton_]

I'll leave it at 777
edit: nvm

[@pippop2286]

So relatable

[@tomasjosefpiano8902]

"Why don't you go play with the neighbourgh's kid?"
The neighbourgh's kid: 0:00 - 10:03

[@thememeguy2135]

when David Attenborough is your neighbor that has a kid

[@scope81]

You added a few extra letters to "neighbor" there lmao

[@psyso-cleanedits8953]

You literally copied a comment good job

[@FryedCalamari]

Neighbourgh lmao

[@jak.cr1ym]

You mean nayieyeebeouooirr

[@NookNookTheBear]

Such a philosopher: "You can live the entire rest of your life without breathing." Vsauce is a absolute genius.

[@blockmanhatecommentguy6280]

This is one of the only out of context videos that is out of context

[@lieden9822]

"I can't marry all of you"
*Suicide Rate increased to 100%*

[@mevinkalone4277]

Exact opposite

[@venom_waz]

99.9999999999999999%*

[@modernfckinman]

Obi Wan Kenobi woah man youre cool

[@LocustxXxLocust]

Since suicide rates are only around 10% of deaths, I think. That would be an acceptable loss.

[@shurikenwarrior13]

99.99999% cuz someone would marry him

[@nikkygtv]

"Thanks guys, thanks for watching. And as always, thanks for watching." me trying to reach the essay word count

[@cameoshadowness7757]

Lol same!

[@jralph920]

Accurate lol

[@plsmaurice5549]

when gotta reach that 10 minute mark

[@chandrakanthadap9891]

Lol

[@plsmaurice5549]

what timestamp does he say that?

[@user-fe3tg4lp4f]

The way the scientist just calmly takes out the bottle of urine is hilarious 5:00

[@blue-hearts9020]

I'm actually watching this on a thursday wow

[@axelryvola]

Same

[@dillong9749]

“Now it’s time for some soft, fluffy pancakes. OUUUWWWWAAAAHHHH!! It’S gOnE sTaLe!”
8:07

[@Split_mirror_system]

Dillon Grose Lmao Ouwah

[@spacecore2935]

Please help me

[@mrbackup993]

OWO It'S GoNe StAle

[@deki-chan6922]

With Pink Guy's voice

[@cherrypepsi3217]

No one like this or unlike

[@virtualive132]

It's funny because some of these aren't even taken out of context

[@mrselfdestruct7605]

They are if you've never seen a vsauce video in your life

[@sean2606]

most of them aren't

[@zzellama]

Honorary Tuba that’s my position

[@ShokanAkuma]

That makes the video be out of context. Mind blown

[@Stupidplaceholdername]

I feel like Vsauce is that type of guy that changes personalities non stop: one time a mathematician, the other a comedian, sometimes Dwayne the rock Johnson eyebrow guy and very rarely (but still) jokes about crimes.

[@DraftVoice]

Bro's the reason why aliens haven't visited us 💀

[@lukecoyi1784]

“Go outside and play with the neighbours kid”
The neighbours kid: 2:02

[@areenhashemi6116]

UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@jonguidcondoriano4257]

@@areenhashemi6116 he copied from another comment however the time stamp is different

[@areenhashemi6116]

@@jonguidcondoriano4257
Oh wow

[@emiharith]

@@jonguidcondoriano4257 well different time stamps mean different things. the other comment, the neighbours kids are weirdos. here, the neighbours kids are bullies

[@sakityu]

@@jonguidcondoriano4257 wow it's almost as if people can have the same idea

[@RoninOwin1738]

8:23
“This person tried to unlock your phone”

[@JacquesSmit2800]

Underrated af

[@may-K-47]

Or 0:18 to 0:36 if you catch them trying to unlock it

[@cirelx9772]

the originality of the comment is unreal

[@kensingtoncobb]

Nicro Veda fan, huh?

[@kirioes]

You gave me an ad

[@user-gn1zl6tk9b]

I never thought of that, he really is a Gary

[@AndItGoesBOOM]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen seriously.

[@itsme2313]

Vsauce in context is still Vsauce out of context

[@buy.almond3358]

It's Me :/ Vsauce is out of context, period

[@te3mm]

I've never heard truer words

[@certified8500]

WHY IS THIS SO TRUE AND WRONG AT THE SAME TIME

[@enzorisso13]

Naaaazzzzeeeeeeee

[@mr.whitepants7660]

I DIED when he poured the milk and said "OK, what the heck is this thing" 😂😂😂😂

[@swenks7001]

3:57
Ya sure this didn’t

[@joshuadrakard2981]

Soup

[@slc679]

500th person to like your comment! 😁

[@mr.whitepants7660]

@@slc679 congratulations

[@soupricemf1260]

@@joshuadrakard2981 😂😂🤣.. i can relate

[@arthursoaresrodrigues4766]

Vsauce has so much lore 😂

[@goodplay1526]

‘Orange oil is flammable’
This is *brilliant* I never know that

[@arixen1623]

6:18 Captain america in avengers infinity war

[@cryptonvisor9501]

Too bad his beard didn't save the the other avengers

[@arcadenate]

Crypton Visor OhnO

[@biblemaniswatchingyoumastu1920]

7:45

[@jagsh7964]

Use Kids to commit your crimes
-Vsauce,2018

[@alspezial2747]

in my country you can use kids or be able to proof that you have been drunk.

[@katcano4474]

Do you wanna play with my toys?
-Vsauce,2018

[@samuelr.6046]

"I know when and how you will die"
-vesauce

[@certified_dumb24]

6:14 the face he put after saying hes in his parents basement is priceless. he looks so embarrassed from that single sentence

[@isitbymyselflolYT]

1:20 Now the animitronics are known to get a little quirky at night

[@user-lr6xc4jm1c]

4:00 my dog when I let him out of the house

[@turborooster8548]

wholesome

[@bugfairy]

kind of specific

[@sleepingflower.]

*Your dog starts having a Seizure?*

[@creastalunga7199]

The clip after that

[@kaybee8781]

😂😂😂lmaoooo

[@whatthehck4604]

I want this to be the only digital evidence of our existance to aliens

[@markky3050]

If we cant settle for the entire video, then just the hammer and feather part will do. That broke me.

[@whatthehck4604]

@@markky3050 same

[@xFirebird925x]

We should have put this on the golden record instead of all that music nonsense

[@user-ms7xg1ic9o]

It really is the human experience... Every emotion someone can feel is in this video

[@BriannaTerese]

Art With Amber lmao I just said the same thing..

[@cool-128]

1:39 people before cereal and milk combination was invented:

[@eetswamykeetssa8477]

It’s 2am I have a neuroscience final tommorow morning and yet this is all I care about. Thank you

[@DataExpungedNull]

I'm honored to have someone procrastinate a neuroscience final with my video, best of luck (but I think it's too late xD)!

[@goopiej933]

Skeletons are scary.
And spooky.
But do you know what else is?
T e e n a g e r s

[@3amvortex]

Not untrue

[@Pedro-tm6ue]

*Spooky Scary Skeletons*

[@Some_Doggo]

Kin3tic - Someone contact John Mulaney.

[@vyrionnauta]

Teenagers scare the living shit out of me, honestly they could care less as long as someone'll bleed

[@christianpoole6473]

Vyrion Nauta I’m done lol

[@anthonygallucci7124]

1980s: We will have flying cars in the future
2018: *Hey dingdongers, it's ya boi mikedog here*

[@neo-luddismrules]

Bold of you to assume he's ever in context

[@randomguy-ij7oj]

“im alone” got me rolling on the floor 💀

[@alexthegreat6917]

This man just radiates chaotic energy

[@cheesychipmunk8382]

Chaotic good

[@datbeanyboi1649]

@@cheesychipmunk8382 I'd argue Chaotic Neutral

[@alexthegreat6917]

@@datbeanyboi1649 Oh, deffinetly.

[@cheesychipmunk8382]

@@datbeanyboi1649 I say good because he uses his chaos to spread information

[@alexthegreat6917]

@@cheesychipmunk8382 "use children to do your crimes" tho

[@johnstewart2981]

Bananas are f a n t a s t i c

[@WilonaMinaWalker]

John Stewart *DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE!!*

[@wonkwev]

PureDescendedSoul the word fantastic = Doctor Who reference.

[@Juenyx]

tHis iS unForTunAte

[@bingbonghafu]

u s e k i d s t o c o m m i t y o u r c r i m e s

[@cas8419]

John Stewart 9?

[@lewissuckling]

6:07 the bad guy in movies

[@arjunt5069]

I like how most of these would probably sound out of place even with the context

[@spacemalla]

This video is a mood, but I'm not sure what kind of mood.

[@LP-ui1uq]

Malla an Aquarius mood

[@alialomar39]

Acid. It's definitely acid

[@M710Z]

Right? I _feel_ it but don't know how to put it lol

[@OwenUtleyTRO]

BIG MOOD

[@ao8021]

Malla, it has some chaotic good energy.

[@indigofenrir7236]

5:51 Dr. Strange to Stark in Infinity War.

[@Arrghmatie1]

True

[@kettlepotcorporations3891]

"Not allowed to tell you"

[@ines5383]

6:33 Antman to Captain America in Endgame

[@Soodlenoup3781]

@@ines5383 😂

[@nicoleyuni1833]

@@ines5383 😂🤧

[@bigdued7039]

This is the sanest crazy person ever

[@thadoubleapyt223]

Micheal needs Mental Help, A friend, and a thing to talk to all at once

[@germanperalta4078]

*hits the blunt* You can live the entire rest of your life without breathing.

[@kreia187]

It took me a couple of seconds to get that one.

[@UltraArceus]

Don't woosh me, but you'd just fall unconscious, involuntarily breathing.

[@DataExpungedNull]

You aren't wrong, but you could also be not breathing because you're in a closed room without air, so it's still technically true

[@chipotleburrito]

oh

[@Nephelis]

And you can live *in* the water, and still breath, without using oxygen tanks or living inside of a chamber.

[@Glace1221]

Category: Education

[@dragonrykr]

Yes... Nooooooooooooooooooooo

[@RBX.Animations]

Vsause be like what will space feel like and I’m alone

[@_Suited]

0:49 I too agree that bananas are fantastic

[@ded-ceoofjar-a-tea150]

"I'm in my parents basement"
*AWKWARD SILENCE*
"...It's okay, because I have a beard"

[@zacplayzgamer6328]

+👍

[@FamiliarGecko]

N E C C B E A R D

[@IceYetiWins]

Or do I?

[@elliswtf]

mum: go play with the neighbours kids
the neighbours kids: 3:56

[@aiwanano6507]

Ellis lol

[@me-iu1qc]

underrated comment right here

[@elliswtf]

me thanks 😂

[@minty4743]

this is... innocent

[@fackumon292]

And 4:55

[@Willowcat100Series]

3:56 GOT ME DYING RIGHT WHERE I SAT

[@fishsblood]

this has gotta be one of the funniest things ever

[@DataExpungedNull]

I'm glad to hear it 😁

[@veeisntcool]

3:27 when somebody asks a 5th grader how old they are

[@ShokanAkuma]

Theg really do that while looking at their fingers 😂

[@Askejm]

Literally

[@Aurelius11605]

@@sus-kupp *R/Cursedcomments*

[@Aurelius11605]

@Mikasa Ackerman It's a joke

[@GiGitteru]

Mikasa Ackerman r/foundthemobileuser

[@christo_unlimited]

4:27
Broke: Buying Belle Delphine's bath water
Woke: Buying VSauce Michael's bath water

[@kierianoverbeek5494]

I would much rather have vsause bath water

[@moriottotry]

Christo I’ll buy it

[@kingstaze9696]

Michael: "I'm not selling my ba-"
Christo: "Then why do I have it HERE?" (Holds up bathwater)
Michael: (Concerned look) "Where are your fingers?"
Christo: "I used kids to commit my crimes."

[@j.b.5422]

I somehow misread that as bullying

[@enderavis692]

I’d buy that

[@5cover]

3:17 One must imagine Michael happy

[@Mote.]

These are so good. Making me laugh. Bringing me joy

[@ohok8970]

7:33
Me having my first human interaction after quarantine

[@itsfadixx]

the person below me laughed
Btw go brrrrrrrrr milk gang

[@mcfluffins7054]

LMFAO

[@bugfairy]

LMMAOOO STOP IM CACKLINGGGGVHJVJD

[@brainiacguy16]

When Covid restrictions get re-imposed because of a second wave: The next clip

[@melodymaizono-ikusaba5338]

7:49
Me having my first human interaction after quarantine

[@jorgenfa7819]

When a teacher asks you a question, calling you by your name 7:14

[@itsfadixx]

Lmao

[@trisztanlencs9179]

Resident of Russia which video is this?

[@kaybee8781]

Funny af😂😂😂😂

[@Kandodndosjsoejwoe]

That’s a good one

[@bigcahoonah5318]

Nobody:
Captions: "I always felt more like a *dairy* "

[@b2a1c3d4e5]

1:40 idk why, but his shock at the existence of cereal killed me

[@CyanZone69]

3:56 THE BEST ONE

[@redwood34]

Out of context, he just seems like a total dork who's really confused, but then the next moment he's like some sort of god who could crush your body into a ball with snap of his fingers

[@Duncanisanerd]

think about how this would sound out of context

[@joefollo4891]

Depending on how you view him Michael its like he's completely omnipotent when it comes to our perception of reality.

[@thephage1544]

Thanos?

[@logon-oe6un]

He's a god, but his domain is late 2000s internet.

[@TheRealEvab]

Yeah, just look at what he did to that can!

[@landonmillsap3414]

"your body is not a donut, it's a skin suit for a spider"

[@clulesskid3179]

You know.. When you play all these things back to back.. You kinda realize that he's a little bit unhinged