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  • Michael, Kevin, and Jake from Vsauce attempt to answer the 100 most Googled questions. The most searched questions on the world's biggest search engine were sourced for Vsauce, Vsauce2 & Vsauce3 from www.mondovo.com/keywords/most...
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  • @electromika
    @electromika 7 лет назад +5026

    Hey, Wired. Vsauce here.
    But what is here?

    • @bootlegracer7729
      @bootlegracer7729 7 лет назад +293

      *Ominous music plays*

    • @ApplicationBot
      @ApplicationBot 7 лет назад +36

      Sulthan14 where are your fingers?

    • @MattGreenhill
      @MattGreenhill 7 лет назад +17

      Sulthan14 _W H Y A R E W E A L I V E_

    • @jordan_ojl
      @jordan_ojl 7 лет назад +8

      every Vsauce video ever

    • @charb719
      @charb719 7 лет назад +9

      Sulthan14 VSauce music starts

  • @BlueCerulean_
    @BlueCerulean_ 6 лет назад +9155

    Micheal: 0 hair 100 beard
    Kevin: 50 hair 50 beard
    Jake:100 hair 0 beard

    • @superj3ff686
      @superj3ff686 6 лет назад +87

      10/10

    • @ewoknroll
      @ewoknroll 6 лет назад +215

      and all 3 have blue eyes

    • @nobody6317
      @nobody6317 6 лет назад +51

      That wasn’t actually accurate but meh

    • @d.n.3652
      @d.n.3652 6 лет назад +13

      Blue it means there's balance in the force

    • @helium-379
      @helium-379 5 лет назад +2

      @@liminallilac
      Nice grama

  • @ACE234dm
    @ACE234dm 3 года назад +5130

    Why do all the Vsauces look like alternate versions of themselves

    • @lenira7750
      @lenira7750 3 года назад +25

      @MONOPLAY oh

    • @wadabid6165
      @wadabid6165 3 года назад +153

      Glasses are key

    • @O_Gomestein
      @O_Gomestein 3 года назад +82

      @MONOPLAY or... Are they?

    • @butterflyexists
      @butterflyexists 3 года назад +63

      i think it's the similarly shaped and coloured glasses, also the fact that they have similar colours (as in hair and skin tone)

    • @nathangi7917
      @nathangi7917 3 года назад +3

      @MONOPLAY 😦you just blew my mind...

  • @filipadler7019
    @filipadler7019 3 года назад +2505

    How to last longer in bed?
    *Me, a intellectual*:
    Take some sleeping pills prior to going to sleep and don't use a alarm clock

    • @weirdk_9256
      @weirdk_9256 3 года назад +82

      Thats my answer too and when i found out what it meant i was like omg im so innocent

    • @anonymousmobster2444
      @anonymousmobster2444 3 года назад +25

      And smoke weed

    • @psrana8152
      @psrana8152 3 года назад +10

      @@anonymousmobster2444 Thats better than pills

    • @paulgoogol2652
      @paulgoogol2652 3 года назад +7

      @@weirdk_9256 thanks. now I feel like a perv.

    • @dinosharttt
      @dinosharttt 3 года назад +2

      Weed

  • @brennenray6333
    @brennenray6333 7 лет назад +2744

    Vsauce 1: glasses
    Vsauce 2: glasses
    Vsauce 3: glasses

    • @linsenfishy7197
      @linsenfishy7197 7 лет назад +143

      RUclips Outpost
      Smart people wear glasses

    • @TheTrueAersuy
      @TheTrueAersuy 7 лет назад +54

      i wear glasses and i have 9.87 at math so thats
      true

    • @nonahedron0333
      @nonahedron0333 7 лет назад +75

      Doge shut the fuck up nerd

    • @unnecessarydelivery5549
      @unnecessarydelivery5549 7 лет назад +45

      Well that's rude

    • @kryse4806
      @kryse4806 7 лет назад +29

      yeah, saying you're good at math is kinda rude, I know, I can relate

  • @AveRay_
    @AveRay_ 4 года назад +5351

    Google: How to gain weight?
    White dude with glasses: eat more calories.
    Other white dude with glasses: eat more calories.
    Micheal off to the side: *drink vegetable oil*

    • @realVGC
      @realVGC 4 года назад +299

      Michael, aka the 3rd white dude with glasses

    • @fatheroftwo852
      @fatheroftwo852 4 года назад +35

      @@realVGC That has blue eyes.

    • @YouTubeChannel-ek8fu
      @YouTubeChannel-ek8fu 4 года назад +112

      The on who has glasses
      Whoops I mean the male
      Whoops I mean the one with blue eyes
      Whoops I mean the smart one
      Whoops I mean the one that was sitting
      Whoops I mean the one that took it not seriously
      *Waiitt..*

    • @mlgeorge.
      @mlgeorge. 4 года назад +4

      Something Original :3 other other white dude with glasses

    • @brancograf7384
      @brancograf7384 4 года назад +2

      Which side

  • @jonathanramsey8508
    @jonathanramsey8508 4 года назад +906

    “Why is the sky blue”
    *Everyone looks at Michael*

  • @crisant.
    @crisant. 3 года назад +227

    Vsauce in their videos: do we need *o x y g e n* ?
    Vsauce in this video: how to save money? dont spend it!

  • @munchkimmy25
    @munchkimmy25 7 лет назад +3269

    Random Person: "How many cups in a gallon?"
    Google: "16"
    Michael: "Or is it?"
    *vsauce ominous music*

    • @CodyAlushin
      @CodyAlushin 7 лет назад +58

      And then he does it for every question after that

    • @monster-tc1nz
      @monster-tc1nz 7 лет назад +117

      munchkimmy25 and you skip 3 minutes later and hes talking about the volume of our sun

    • @name1492
      @name1492 6 лет назад +41

      Hey vsauce Michael here google says that the amount of cups in a gallon is 16 This is a well know fact *or is it?* If you cut in half the amount you had in a gallon a infinite amount of times and you added it all up will you have infinity as a ANSWER? or just A gallon the gravitional pull of our sun is huge if a lifeform used to living on jupter exepericed the gravity of the sun for 3 milliseconds he would still die but how much does our sun weigh better yet what is its mass? back to the gallon if the answer to our question eailer was infinity could 1 gallon of water theoreticly put out the sun? well the mass of the sun is *insert a big number here* and plus water as I demonstrated in guns in space will only make the sub brighter but have a shorter lifespan great but lets suppose we poured all of earths water into the sun well it wouldn't do much the sun will only get 0.00001% brigter but what if we poured half of the infinte halfs the gallon had? Well it would still be infinte but at the same time came from a finite thing but a what point does finite end and infinity begins? well the answer is surprisingly not googol to the power of googolplex a googolplex not grammams number but it starts at ZERO imagine if you counted all the numbers between 0 and 1 well its easy because there are no numbers in between 0-1 let alone infinte *or is there?* decimals is the type of number that opens up the concept of infinity back to the question but lets add decimals you'll be dead before the first number because you have to say a infinte number of 0s before the 1 but lets say we have a list of all the decimals between 0 and 1 you'll still not list them all if you gone diagonal and messed with the numbers in this pattern add 1 subtract 1 add 4 add 6 subtract 2 and so on we will have a new decimal not in the list fine fine but what if we had a list of all of the possible odd1sout RUclips.com/odd1sout
      Well we could just do the same for them making us have a infinte amout of lists but there got to be some point where the decimals get repeated right? Wrong there will all ways be lists but how many possible lists could be created? Well every feasible thing possible is more than everything that exists if we were to make a list of every category possible there would be * big number* amout of lists but what if we picked our favrote lists from there and made a list out of every possible list there and we could do that a infinte amout of times so our own minds can think of infinte things so there is no limit of all of the things we could make in our own minds which is very cool and as always thanks for watching
      (Took me almost a hour to make)

    • @unlincecosmico6192
      @unlincecosmico6192 6 лет назад +3

      Epicdudethe999th Reborn you just made easy money for Michael

    • @name1492
      @name1492 6 лет назад +3

      un lince cosmico the amount of work I do for 5 likes XD

  • @blueparrish
    @blueparrish 7 лет назад +4109

    "how many people are there in the world?"
    jake: a lot
    **ding**

    • @kansascityshuffle4141
      @kansascityshuffle4141 7 лет назад +15

      approx 8 Billion with over 1/4th in China and India alone.

    • @A_levs
      @A_levs 7 лет назад +28

      What? not even close lol. It's around 7.5 billion worldwide

    • @glomman
      @glomman 7 лет назад +3

      Kansas City Shuffle *7,6 Billion currently, I guess

    • @parsalotfi8143
      @parsalotfi8143 7 лет назад +9

      7.5 billion... china and india have a little over a billion each, not 1/4th

    • @kansascityshuffle4141
      @kansascityshuffle4141 7 лет назад +19

      1.37 billion in China, India 1.32 billion that's 2.5 billion out of approx 8 billion. So yes approx 1/4th the population of earth lives there. I never said Exactly and I was damn close for just throwing out numbers without google. So what are you you guys bitching about? My answer was fucking very close for off the top of my head so you guys are just being dumb. 2.6 billion out of approx 8 billion is over 1/4th just as I said. I was pretty spot on for just a rough guess based on just what I know. You are being ridiculous guys.

  • @LucasDenhof
    @LucasDenhof 3 года назад +404

    Google: Where are you now
    Michael: "I might never die"

    • @artugert
      @artugert 6 месяцев назад

      Google wasn’t the one asking the questions.

  • @samuelthomas5794
    @samuelthomas5794 3 года назад +245

    Michael is so normal, it's weird not having him just pop up like
    "HEY, VSAUCE. MICHAEL HERE." *max volume*

  • @-ivan-1378
    @-ivan-1378 5 лет назад +3709

    What's the meaning of life?
    Michael: *_42_*

    • @obayrafi2632
      @obayrafi2632 5 лет назад +48

      What is that even suppose to mean

    • @amethystt727
      @amethystt727 5 лет назад +264

      @@obayrafi2632 it's a reference to the hitchhiker's guide series, it only makes sense if we know the question, which we can't know because we know the answer.

    • @tarangpatil6952
      @tarangpatil6952 4 года назад +101

      *Vsauce music play*

    • @omniscientomnipresent5500
      @omniscientomnipresent5500 4 года назад +17

      I would have say this too

    • @TRGSpidey
      @TRGSpidey 4 года назад +9

      @@obayrafi2632 reference to a famous book

  • @relsylg
    @relsylg 7 лет назад +1479

    I only use 2 ingredients to make pizza:
    1. phone
    2. Money

    • @stitchyduck
      @stitchyduck 7 лет назад +91

      i lose the money and just use a knife

    • @Eycil
      @Eycil 7 лет назад +3

      Luka Puka
      OH SHIT-

    • @algerialive1494
      @algerialive1494 7 лет назад +8

      You dont make Pizza, you order that Pizza but the question is Did you really order it?

    • @NIGHTWULF
      @NIGHTWULF 6 лет назад +13

      phone? this aint the 90s anymore

    • @winterwind7367
      @winterwind7367 6 лет назад

      nah. I use a car and a phone.

  • @immaculatedripboy6742
    @immaculatedripboy6742 3 года назад +268

    Imagine getting drunk with them at 4 am.

    • @mitchellstarc6573
      @mitchellstarc6573 2 года назад +29

      That will be a next level conversation.

    • @Utonian21
      @Utonian21 2 года назад +40

      I'm wasted...
      Or are you?...

    • @user-nf1bz3sn4z
      @user-nf1bz3sn4z Год назад +1

      @@Utonian21 what the fck

    • @BeyondRepair1945
      @BeyondRepair1945 Год назад +3

      Hey … hey guys wanna know the uh … the secret of dark matter ? Ahaha gotchu I’m not telling you that

  • @nursmalik6024
    @nursmalik6024 3 года назад +348

    Vsauce1: science, math and answers to weird things
    Vsauce2: cool tricks, fun facts and math
    Vsauce3: everyday life, quick lifehacks and cooking

    • @mirmallated5816
      @mirmallated5816 2 года назад +2

      Are they related or something?

    • @nursmalik6024
      @nursmalik6024 2 года назад +14

      @@mirmallated5816 no, they are colleagues.

    • @francissanto12
      @francissanto12 2 месяца назад

      @@mirmallated5816they’re just friends

  • @durdleduc8520
    @durdleduc8520 4 года назад +4216

    “How many people are in the world?”
    “A lot”
    *_ding_*

  • @doroteacc6598
    @doroteacc6598 6 лет назад +1407

    How to gain weight?
    *Just drink vegetable oil*
    IM DED

    • @heartofthedarklight
      @heartofthedarklight 6 лет назад +7

      Well that's one way a better way to gain fat is through eating a lot of sugar and salt. Plus over eating the amount of calories.
      To gain lean mass would be eat healthy and then ensure you work out properly quality over quantity. Then afterwards eat more protein and complex carbs. 40% Protein, 40% carbs, and 20% fiber per serving.

    • @jellybeanjustin82
      @jellybeanjustin82 6 лет назад

      Wiadzuyy oh damn. I commented that and then read your comment.. Sorry.. :(

    • @leonhardfrommhold8463
      @leonhardfrommhold8463 6 лет назад +7

      heartofthedarklight no drinking vegetable oil is perfect. When you really wanna gain fat you're limited by the volume of your stomach. Sugar has a really low calorie density compared to fat so fats are way better. And also: it's not that hard to drink 1l of oil but to get the same amount of calories you'd have to eat 3kgs of sugar, which is almost impossible

    • @whengrapespop5728
      @whengrapespop5728 6 лет назад +10

      HI DED, I'M DAD

  • @ThierryTiramisu
    @ThierryTiramisu 3 года назад +57

    1:13 "your dog looks like a cave painting" HAHAHAHA. Underrated comment.

  • @dirtydoji
    @dirtydoji 2 года назад +36

    2:46 I love how Michael says "drink vegetable oil" like a monster.

  • @brandonchan5387
    @brandonchan5387 5 лет назад +9978

    Based on this video:
    VSauce 1: Physics and science
    VSauce 2: Math and others
    VSauce 3: General Knowledge

    • @ElYapper
      @ElYapper 5 лет назад +110

      Yeah

    • @atrasstoumay
      @atrasstoumay 5 лет назад +1132

      Vsauce 3: cooking

    • @iamadogguys
      @iamadogguys 5 лет назад +205

      Math and OTHERS

    • @ThomasJr
      @ThomasJr 5 лет назад +107

      I thought Vsauce was the last name of the first guy?

    • @Cheremil
      @Cheremil 5 лет назад +680

      @@ThomasJr His last name is Here.

  • @viktorr2253
    @viktorr2253 7 лет назад +3341

    How to make money fast
    "Oh,click here"
    It's soo true 😂

  • @lukebramer3283
    @lukebramer3283 3 года назад +41

    Jake is actually me.
    "Can i eat that banana?"
    "I think I drew and Artichoke"
    *frantically trying to tie the tie throughout the video*
    "I don't know what day it is"

  • @moritzreinwand331
    @moritzreinwand331 3 года назад +53

    Question: How to download RUclips Videos?
    Micheal: You literally, moraly ...
    ~Ad for RUclips Premium~
    ... can't!

  • @bjornironside1147
    @bjornironside1147 7 лет назад +1620

    *ANSWERS 'FOREPLAY'*
    *IS EATING BANANA*

  • @N3G4T3
    @N3G4T3 7 лет назад +2935

    Question: "How to make money online?"
    Michael: "Create a RUclips Channel."
    Modern Day RUclips: "That's where you're wrong kiddo."

    • @polychromatose8527
      @polychromatose8527 7 лет назад +50

      "Also - want to join my free gift card giveaway?"

    • @thekoolkid2518
      @thekoolkid2518 7 лет назад +10

      The Unknown I love my ad block.

    • @cammarie3
      @cammarie3 7 лет назад +34

      They want "family friendly" content, but I've seen more beer ads than anything else. Hypocrites...

    • @StephenBell2
      @StephenBell2 7 лет назад +3

      Caitlin in fairness, america is one of the few places where drinking beer is taboo for kids to see.....

    • @Cristobal_Hernandez
      @Cristobal_Hernandez 7 лет назад +4

      Stephen Bell I guess you meant it isn't taboo for kids to see, beer is everywhere in America

  • @yatokami2449
    @yatokami2449 3 года назад +86

    This video really shows how human they are. They aren't walking encyclopedias guys. They just do their research. Something that the internet is poor at apparently.

  • @petekenny9402
    @petekenny9402 3 года назад +71

    They actually answered every question right, the editors just decided not to put in the Vsauce music after each one

  • @atenakitabi3769
    @atenakitabi3769 5 лет назад +2003

    How to save money
    Don't spend .
    How to start business
    Start it.

    • @Just_cooler
      @Just_cooler 5 лет назад +19

      U know the bald guy its how to basic

    • @Saint_Wolf_
      @Saint_Wolf_ 5 лет назад +9

      @@Just_cooler bruh

    • @namelazz1999
      @namelazz1999 4 года назад +24

      How to get rid of depression?
      -Be less negative.

    • @kishore369
      @kishore369 4 года назад +5

      Life changing tips

    • @allegrovivace6806
      @allegrovivace6806 4 года назад

      i know rite they're so smart

  • @entrapy6378
    @entrapy6378 5 лет назад +17633

    99% of these questions wouldn't need to be asked if America used the metric system.

    • @obayrafi2632
      @obayrafi2632 5 лет назад +470

      Lmao right

    • @violentjingo7899
      @violentjingo7899 4 года назад +316

      Too stupid for that lmao

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 4 года назад +672

      Technically, 99% of these questions wouldn't be needed if the rest of the world used the imperial system.

    • @jordanlaquey5325
      @jordanlaquey5325 4 года назад +363

      Yes blame "how to get pregnant" on Americans

    • @neth7826
      @neth7826 4 года назад +964

      how many ounces of eagles in each football field per burger

  • @IUMLK0002
    @IUMLK0002 3 года назад +43

    Google: "how many days in a year"
    Vsauce: Depends
    Me: *365.25 days*

    • @komalxatlas
      @komalxatlas 3 года назад +4

      And It's still wrong.

    • @IUMLK0002
      @IUMLK0002 3 года назад

      @@komalxatlas No

    • @komalxatlas
      @komalxatlas 3 года назад +2

      @@IUMLK0002 Yep. That ".25" would be 6 hours and it's not exactly right.

    • @BobBob-kr5he
      @BobBob-kr5he 3 года назад +4

      Closer to 365.2425

    • @IUMLK0002
      @IUMLK0002 3 года назад

      @@BobBob-kr5he kk

  • @callmeobsequious
    @callmeobsequious 3 года назад +28

    "How to make money fast"
    "Oh! Uh, click here!"
    Too real man

  • @prototagteaching2666
    @prototagteaching2666 4 года назад +2852

    "How to draw a rose."
    "Step 1: Draw a lettuce."
    "Step 2: Colour it red."

    • @lolz3577
      @lolz3577 4 года назад +252

      How to draw a lettuce
      Step 1: Draw a rose
      Step 2: Color it green

    • @yukadiangelo
      @yukadiangelo 4 года назад +20

      @@lolz3577 lmfao

    • @greffen
      @greffen 4 года назад +23

      i think i drew an artichoke

    • @flamingsword9214
      @flamingsword9214 4 года назад +42

      Step 1: Draw a cabbage
      Step 2:???
      Step 3: profit

    • @yukadiangelo
      @yukadiangelo 4 года назад +5

      @@lolz3577 smart

  • @ripurutheman4082
    @ripurutheman4082 4 года назад +5006

    "How to last longer in bed"
    Jake, while eating banana: Foreplay..

    • @weather9405
      @weather9405 3 года назад +31

      @@logan9662 oh noes

    • @oghazrd128
      @oghazrd128 3 года назад +27

      What are you a 5 year old

    • @robosteve9511
      @robosteve9511 3 года назад +26

      1:20

    • @weirdk_9256
      @weirdk_9256 3 года назад +21

      I cant believe they answer that question without laughing

    • @urmumhuge5556
      @urmumhuge5556 3 года назад +9

      @@robosteve9511 That’s what heroes do!

  • @morganzachlfich4309
    @morganzachlfich4309 3 года назад +15

    "How to save money"
    "dont spend it"
    i swear people have big brain

  • @zoomtozero5184
    @zoomtozero5184 3 года назад +10

    Question: how to get an existential crisis?
    Vsauce 1: nails it instantly

  • @Felix-tu6fx
    @Felix-tu6fx 6 лет назад +1440

    #1: Where are your fingers

    • @user-el6lt8fr3x
      @user-el6lt8fr3x 6 лет назад +18

      Seriously

    • @TheGamingMustache591
      @TheGamingMustache591 6 лет назад +3

      I was looking for a comment like this. Thank you.

    • @Darnokk15
      @Darnokk15 6 лет назад +10

      #2: But why do we have two nostrils?

    • @fighting.sickness
      @fighting.sickness 6 лет назад +14

      *Music Plays*

    • @GoatOfTheWoods
      @GoatOfTheWoods 6 лет назад +1

      it's a characteristic of the universe, it's simpler, more economic to mirror elements/parts. Furthermore, asymmetry would create imbalance and would be bad and useless ( malformed people usually have errors in their dna code ) . So if we'd had one nostril, we'd probably have 1 lung, i think

  • @Barberingbyethan
    @Barberingbyethan 7 лет назад +5832

    It's weird seeing Michael not know everything

    • @ainulyaqin5243
      @ainulyaqin5243 7 лет назад +86

      ikr

    • @markingram1742
      @markingram1742 7 лет назад +383

      He's interviewed on one of Joe Rogan's podcasts and he struggles to explain some things without scripts and editing. It's a bit awkward haha.

    • @ahmedhassani321
      @ahmedhassani321 7 лет назад +495

      or does he ?

    • @PkmnRayhak
      @PkmnRayhak 7 лет назад +358

      /music plays

    • @petraf2069
      @petraf2069 7 лет назад +123

      Skulduggery Pleasant
      michael is sophisticated and intelligent. he's obviously an ass man

  • @FenrizNNN
    @FenrizNNN 2 года назад +6

    6:32 draw a lettuce and paint it red
    How to draw a lettuce?
    Draw a rose and paint it green

  • @jxsh6399
    @jxsh6399 3 года назад +8

    9:59 michael’s laugh😂🥺😭

  • @sydney6946
    @sydney6946 4 года назад +1164

    2:21 they moved there heads at the same time

    • @Jon-lr1hr
      @Jon-lr1hr 4 года назад +49

      Ok but Ik you’ve looked up how many calories a banana is

    • @afiabegum5023
      @afiabegum5023 4 года назад +83

      Or did they ?

    • @pazifix2282
      @pazifix2282 4 года назад +46

      They are actually one "Vsauce"

    • @rcb.6
      @rcb.6 4 года назад +9

      what does it take to be so aware of everything that you actually notice that

    • @YTPEXPERT
      @YTPEXPERT 4 года назад +4

      *their

  • @alexthecutiepie
    @alexthecutiepie 4 года назад +1428

    Nobody:
    The smart kids in the back table of class:

  • @user-rw5nl4vy6h
    @user-rw5nl4vy6h 3 года назад +6

    8:37 you are dreaming Mr.michale

  • @narsicissticme8487
    @narsicissticme8487 3 года назад +7

    Vsauce into the vsauceverse

  • @heyguys9115
    @heyguys9115 7 лет назад +714

    "How many people are in the world?" "alot" *ding noise*

    • @KorZen10
      @KorZen10 6 лет назад +9

      well, it is correct

    • @saver1065
      @saver1065 6 лет назад

      hey guys it is estimated 7.28 billion people according to 2015

    • @mason.c233
      @mason.c233 6 лет назад +2

      but... how much is alot?

    • @BintonGaming
      @BintonGaming 6 лет назад +2

      mason.c23 Well alot is not a word

  • @Redvelvetgirl14
    @Redvelvetgirl14 6 лет назад +983

    that banana is very... yellow

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 6 лет назад +3

      Addya must bot be organic

    • @sir9integra9jr
      @sir9integra9jr 6 лет назад +65

      T H I S I S N O T Y E L L O W

    • @usz1444
      @usz1444 6 лет назад +15

      A E S T H E T I C B A N A N N A

    • @The-ol3mk
      @The-ol3mk 6 лет назад +48

      Actually that yellow it's a combination between red, green and blue on your screen

    • @ashenwhite3048
      @ashenwhite3048 6 лет назад +19

      Or is it *eyebrow raises* *que music*

  • @shukimiju_
    @shukimiju_ 3 года назад +6

    What is the meaning of life?
    Michael: 42
    0:29

  • @memz9324
    @memz9324 3 года назад +8

    7:46 nice

  • @ResponsibleBread
    @ResponsibleBread 5 лет назад +4284

    I refuse to believe that "how to get a girlfriend" isnt in there

  • @okaylow9124
    @okaylow9124 4 года назад +3155

    They didn’t say, “Hey, Vsauce.” :(

  • @trashpanda2481
    @trashpanda2481 3 года назад +2

    How to last longer in bed?
    Try depression. You will last spend entire days in bed.

  • @confused4321
    @confused4321 3 года назад +3

    How do you hack facebook?
    Michael instantly: "you need to get acces to their email...."

  • @fernandomarques7905
    @fernandomarques7905 7 лет назад +3114

    Meanwhile, in the metric system world:
    How many grams in a kilo? *1,000*
    How many milimetres in a metre? *1,000*
    How many kilos in a tonne? *1,000*
    How many miligrams in a gram? *1,000*
    How many metres in a kilometre? *1,000*
    How many mililitres in a litre? *1,000*
    How many litres in a cubic metre? *1,000*

    • @wafflesaber4842
      @wafflesaber4842 7 лет назад +179

      Fernando Marques
      I'm an American...
      GOSH DARN IMPERIAL SYSTEM.

    • @Stroopwafe1
      @Stroopwafe1 7 лет назад +182

      it gets more fun with squared and cubic.
      How many mm2 in a m2? *_1,000,000_*
      How many mm3 in a m3? *_1,000,000,000_*

    • @zomas11
      @zomas11 7 лет назад +16

      The litres and cubic meter one is actually wrong
      Cause, y'know, it depends on the material's density

    • @fernandomarques7905
      @fernandomarques7905 7 лет назад +328

      Nope. Both cubic meters and litres are units of volume. They have nothing to do with density

    • @firebubble2
      @firebubble2 7 лет назад +30

      Those damn imperials...

  • @BeThibaut
    @BeThibaut 6 лет назад +1646

    It's funny how they struggle to convert imperial units
    **laughs in european**

    • @MegaBallPowerBall
      @MegaBallPowerBall 6 лет назад +66

      Thibaut Bernard You do understand Michael lives in England, right? Most people can't convert units in either direction.

    • @nukami
      @nukami 6 лет назад +23

      lol It is difficult yeah.
      Ik metric only.

    • @steadyrhythms9571
      @steadyrhythms9571 6 лет назад +6

      We had to do it in my 10th grade advanced chemistry class here in America (I'm currently in it). It's simple dimensional analysis.

    • @adamoneill9402
      @adamoneill9402 6 лет назад +67

      Yeah, its simple when its fresh in your head, try doing it 5 years out of school dipshit.

    • @hafizx1018
      @hafizx1018 6 лет назад +32

      The imperial system doesn't even make sense. The system itself even came from the metric system so like wtf

  • @anarchicpancake2840
    @anarchicpancake2840 2 года назад +2

    3 Vsauces combined together are enough to take down google

  • @zayn6371
    @zayn6371 3 года назад +7

    Vsauce woke up and literally decided to answer Google's questions.

  • @sharp937
    @sharp937 7 лет назад +2061

    Vsauce 1: The Beard
    Vsauce 2: The Hair
    Vsauce 3: The pubes

    • @HypeFORu
      @HypeFORu 7 лет назад +11

      sharp937 hurry u must fix the numbers they must be spaced correctly to get top comment

    • @huntersix267
      @huntersix267 7 лет назад +6

      sharp937 how the hell you know vsauce3 has a hairy pubes huh?

    • @hijack69
      @hijack69 7 лет назад +12

      or maybe anus hair

    • @astronautical2331
      @astronautical2331 7 лет назад +21

      What if they did a fusion and combined into one being

    • @raddude4334
      @raddude4334 7 лет назад +17

      sharp937 no Vsauce 1 is the meme

  • @grandmamargeret7296
    @grandmamargeret7296 4 года назад +7857

    Classmates: Smart people wear glasses
    Teacher: that’s just a stereotype
    Vsauce: allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @MistahGamah
      @MistahGamah 4 года назад +230

      While it's true that people who wear glasses are statistically no smarter than people who don't, it's also true that most people psychologically *perceive* glasses-wearers as smarter.
      So maybe wear glasses to your next job interview

    • @ethan2163
      @ethan2163 4 года назад +81

      @@MistahGamah r/iamverysmart

    • @ethan2163
      @ethan2163 4 года назад +6

      @@poodleskapoodle3818 link* also you could just say r/ihavereddit or just ignore the dumbass that just linked a subreddit outside of reddit.

    • @nathaniel817
      @nathaniel817 4 года назад +55

      Me when people r/ihavereddit on people who wooosh outside of Reddit:
      *You have become the very thing you swore to destroy*

    • @ethan2163
      @ethan2163 4 года назад +5

      @@nathaniel817 That's the god damned joke.

  • @unsaltedbutter_
    @unsaltedbutter_ 3 года назад +4

    My last 3 brain cells in math class:

  • @derekminna
    @derekminna Год назад +25

    I always thought that Michael seemed like he would be a similar age to me. During this video I found out that he is literally 1 day younger.

    • @artugert
      @artugert 6 месяцев назад +2

      I thought he was older than me, but he is half a year younger.

  • @sebasttps7096
    @sebasttps7096 4 года назад +2057

    "How do you get rid of bedbugs?"
    Me an intellectual: get rid of the bed

    • @Vortex1000
      @Vortex1000 4 года назад +7

      True

    • @JRNimmo
      @JRNimmo 4 года назад +25

      If only it were that simple... 😫 Bedbugs are proof there is no god, or if there is one they're proof he loves suffering.

    • @cephalonxenon5477
      @cephalonxenon5477 4 года назад +27

      @@Vortex1000 you gotta get rid of the bed and sleep on the bugs

    • @Vortex1000
      @Vortex1000 4 года назад +16

      @@cephalonxenon5477 true, it's nice and crunchy

    • @cephalonxenon5477
      @cephalonxenon5477 4 года назад +15

      @@Vortex1000 oh god, r/thanksihateit

  • @costelc4077
    @costelc4077 4 года назад +2704

    The council of Vsauce will decide your fate

    • @dripcat5940
      @dripcat5940 3 года назад +47

      I am the council of Vsauce.

    • @dawisuperiority4903
      @dawisuperiority4903 3 года назад +86

      @@dripcat5940 or are you?

    • @depressedmidlifecrisistimm3043
      @depressedmidlifecrisistimm3043 3 года назад +41

      @@dawisuperiority4903 Because you see, how can we know we are NOT the council of Vsauce? What if, the universe had decided you became the council of Vsauce?

    • @hugomartinez6519
      @hugomartinez6519 3 года назад +31

      @@depressedmidlifecrisistimm3043 *vsauce music intensifies

    • @sanstheelumbu
      @sanstheelumbu 3 года назад +7

      @@dripcat5940 not yet

  • @danielhuneke5862
    @danielhuneke5862 7 месяцев назад +1

    How to loose weight
    Kevin: exercise
    Jake (simultaneously): eat better.

  • @homeaccount5206
    @homeaccount5206 3 года назад +2

    Vsauce is like google Vsauce 2 is like bing and Vsauce 3 is like an italian mother.

  • @Lucid874
    @Lucid874 4 года назад +1899

    "What is the meaning of life...."
    *video starts buffering*

    • @bidetsupremacy1698
      @bidetsupremacy1698 3 года назад +13

      Well Michael's dad said to don't rush so.......

    • @fheralein
      @fheralein 3 года назад +12

      video starts buffering then Vsauce1 popped up saying *Hey Vsauce, Michael Here*

    • @milandanidhariya9292
      @milandanidhariya9292 3 года назад +5

      Michael: " ...... But first...what is life? "
      * Vsauce music starts playing ..

    • @adamniepowiemtego6011
      @adamniepowiemtego6011 3 года назад +3

      *I be stupid today I realised that Vsauce 1 and Vsauce 2 are two diffrent people.*

  • @lotuzz7409
    @lotuzz7409 5 лет назад +6227

    Michael saying "I might never die" is such a power move

    • @wnll0850
      @wnll0850 5 лет назад +28

      Trash- Konto he’s such a M O O D

    • @thatsnice5311
      @thatsnice5311 4 года назад +88

      He did what’s called a pro-gamer move

    • @The_Yosh
      @The_Yosh 4 года назад +4

      I hope he doesn’t

    • @crimes2004
      @crimes2004 4 года назад +5

      @@The_Yosh heyy I main Yoshi in MarioKart! Except he's not fat
      Not trying to fat shame yoshi here tho

    • @squiddy077
      @squiddy077 4 года назад +31

      God: Time to go to heaven, Michael
      Michael: No

  • @Ketior
    @Ketior 3 года назад +6

    2:31 actually its windows key + print screen and it saves to the screenshot folder in pictures

  • @psych3009
    @psych3009 3 года назад +7

    "How to lose belly fat"
    "Leave it in a cab"
    *LMAOOOO*

  • @adon7843
    @adon7843 5 лет назад +2051

    How many people in the world?
    *aLoT*
    *CoRrECt*

    • @8bitgdhaxz
      @8bitgdhaxz 5 лет назад +6

      Last time I checked it was 7,614,006,???

    • @8bitgdhaxz
      @8bitgdhaxz 5 лет назад +10

      How many did we get right?
      A bUnCH

    • @josiahtaylor2471
      @josiahtaylor2471 5 лет назад +2

      um excuse me a lot is two words for this context because alot has another meaning which is to allocate or give

    • @8bitgdhaxz
      @8bitgdhaxz 4 года назад +4

      @Jeremy Ze tree OkAy eInStEIn

    • @Aiden-vg4xs
      @Aiden-vg4xs 4 года назад +1

      7.6 billion

  • @dominicperrett9538
    @dominicperrett9538 4 года назад +1723

    How many days in a year
    Everyone: 365
    Vsauce: WELL it depends....

    • @chaken6187
      @chaken6187 4 года назад +76

      Ye, cause every years divisable to 4 which expanded to 366.

    • @dominicperrett9538
      @dominicperrett9538 4 года назад +18

      Idrisei Chakren yeah it was a joke

    • @chaken6187
      @chaken6187 4 года назад +11

      Ye, and i got it after i had replied your comment.

    • @abdullahsiddiqui7168
      @abdullahsiddiqui7168 4 года назад +26

      Wrong 365 1/4 days

    • @bitcubik
      @bitcubik 4 года назад +23

      well it changes a tiny bit every year, but at the moment it is:
      365 Days, 6 Hours, 9 Minutes and 9.54 Seconds

  • @Indrakrn
    @Indrakrn Год назад +1

    "Can i run it" and "can you run it" is a gamer searching for website that could show your computer qualification for a game

  • @jhay3966
    @jhay3966 4 года назад +7

    0:04 Michael: "or ar we?"

  • @josephspencer139
    @josephspencer139 6 лет назад +584

    "How to have sex"
    "I googled that"

  • @paperboy9310
    @paperboy9310 7 лет назад +3828

    How to make money fast.
    "Oh,click here" 😂😂

    • @extrahourinthepit
      @extrahourinthepit 7 лет назад +145

      I would've honestly said "Put it in your wallet and throw it hard, bang, look how fast it is"

    • @kaitlynzuniga
      @kaitlynzuniga 6 лет назад +25

      PaperBoy i fuckin died after he said that lmao

    • @andrewgrecu4179
      @andrewgrecu4179 6 лет назад

      PaperBoy riff game p

    • @lordpinochetuttp3819
      @lordpinochetuttp3819 6 лет назад +5

      Put a wallet on a plane

    • @monkiram
      @monkiram 6 лет назад +53

      Use this one weird tip they don't want you to know about

  • @emanuelvasquez3380
    @emanuelvasquez3380 5 месяцев назад

    the best video of all 3 vsauce hosts, why, they are more human than how they're already presented as, and i like that

  • @ten-dimension9390
    @ten-dimension9390 3 года назад +1

    I love that most of the questions are food related and tech guide related.

  • @grandayy
    @grandayy 7 лет назад +20942

    This is fake, the actual #1 most googled question is Where are your fingers?

    • @purplelizard2348
      @purplelizard2348 7 лет назад +196

      grandayy Hi boi

    • @1256778
      @1256778 7 лет назад +380

      grandayy "what is the meaning of a meme" should have been the most searched Google question!

    • @memesarelife5001
      @memesarelife5001 7 лет назад +48

      grandayy I’ve seen you everywhere

    • @callumwalker9581
      @callumwalker9581 7 лет назад +89

      Now look at this grandayy that I just found!

    • @Chaotal
      @Chaotal 7 лет назад +51

      Name ten things that aren't fingers

  • @gali2226
    @gali2226 7 лет назад +658

    "How to have sex"
    Jake: that's me googling

    • @aprilias.8275
      @aprilias.8275 7 лет назад +1

      oh wow 268 likes already

    • @logantaylor5218
      @logantaylor5218 7 лет назад +1

      April Is In love 291

    • @aprilias.8275
      @aprilias.8275 7 лет назад +1

      294

    • @kuklama0706
      @kuklama0706 7 лет назад +1

      I guess the answer should be more like "visit a psychologist, go out more often, find a person you like to spend a time with".

    • @leaf16nut
      @leaf16nut 6 лет назад

      yeah, we can watch the video too, thanks. har har

  • @NamHoang-oy7lj
    @NamHoang-oy7lj 2 года назад +3

    VSauce 1: Time travel backwards is impossible
    Also VSauce 2 and VSauce 3:

  • @wyntryx7977
    @wyntryx7977 3 года назад +1

    "your dog looks like a cave painting"
    "how many people are there on earth" "a lot."
    i love these three so much

  • @BosticReiva
    @BosticReiva 6 лет назад +688

    How to save money?"
    *Don't Spend It*
    Classic

  • @thechaoticphoenixx8963
    @thechaoticphoenixx8963 7 лет назад +1931

    Vsauce ,Vsauce2, Vsauce3
    The three musketeers

  • @scazy1844
    @scazy1844 10 месяцев назад +2

    Kevin wearing a Gojira shirt makes my day

  • @ucg-gaming
    @ucg-gaming Год назад +4

    1:49 "How tall is Kevin hart?"
    me: not tall enough

  • @thomasshimosaka6841
    @thomasshimosaka6841 7 лет назад +693

    But the real question is how does Jake know that photoshop wont let you print money?

    • @ehdbom
      @ehdbom 7 лет назад +4

      Thomas Shimosaka Hahahahhaha

    • @MazeFrame
      @MazeFrame 7 лет назад +8

      You want to help a friend out who is giving a presentation about world economy. Baam! Nope!

    • @odargdoowrehs6898
      @odargdoowrehs6898 7 лет назад +21

      Probably saw the video Wendover productions made on that

    • @izd4
      @izd4 7 лет назад +1

      Thomas Shimosaka III

    • @MarkLee1
      @MarkLee1 6 лет назад

      Depends on what kind of money. Never had problems printing various currencies.

  • @Jeffry_Ab
    @Jeffry_Ab 7 лет назад +1483

    Im not a native English speaker and I've been reading "smh" as "somehow" for a sad very long time
    Edit: for the amount of likes now i get why this is a top 100 question

    • @lalalalalalalala780
      @lalalalalalalala780 7 лет назад +90

      I thought it meant "so much hate" for too long

    • @gigglesvids3561
      @gigglesvids3561 7 лет назад +33

      You're not the only one!! I'm a native English speaker, and I thought for sure it was somehow! :) De woops.

    • @HdGrazia
      @HdGrazia 7 лет назад +27

      Same here, I thought smh was "so much hate"!
      It's funny, too, coz, more often than not, it made a lot of sense!

    • @inukshukentertainment6643
      @inukshukentertainment6643 7 лет назад +15

      i thought it was a noise like mhm or mmm.

    • @Misterboulanger
      @Misterboulanger 7 лет назад +9

      thought it was smash my head

  • @yesno7889
    @yesno7889 8 месяцев назад +2

    I like how they all just sit in silence at 4:52, only being interrupted by “yeah, cool”

    • @ThePenguinMan
      @ThePenguinMan 8 месяцев назад

      saw this comment right as it happened

  • @constell1
    @constell1 7 месяцев назад +4

    Its so weird to see michael act like a normal person

  • @razerage1
    @razerage1 6 лет назад +7428

    how to get pregnant
    micheal "ah"

  • @xxseancuber22xx65
    @xxseancuber22xx65 6 лет назад +843

    2:05 "how to delete a Facebook account"
    Mark Zuckerburg: *"please don't"*

    • @xxseancuber22xx65
      @xxseancuber22xx65 6 лет назад +6

      V3ctor.lulz. Anon you know it

    • @Themuffinrocket
      @Themuffinrocket 6 лет назад +5

      PiruLuv AllThaWay
      Well he's been sucking people dry for *Personal Information* for years!

    • @xxseancuber22xx65
      @xxseancuber22xx65 6 лет назад +1

      PiruLuv AllThaWay yup

    • @aquired_7655
      @aquired_7655 6 лет назад

      Themuffinrocket you clearly dont understand internet...

    • @Themuffinrocket
      @Themuffinrocket 6 лет назад +2

      Sushi You clearly don't understand joke...

  • @michaelb1047
    @michaelb1047 3 года назад +3

    "How to save money"
    "Don't spend it"
    *Ding*

  • @fluxasyt
    @fluxasyt 3 года назад +3

    "How to save money"
    Jake: Don't spend it.

  • @poggergamer3919
    @poggergamer3919 4 года назад +1523

    5:33
    What is love?
    Michael: Appreciating another person’s existence

  • @davidhildebrandt2884
    @davidhildebrandt2884 4 года назад +685

    6:10 jake literally explaining how to make pizza in 20 seconds

  • @erikmisenis9702
    @erikmisenis9702 3 года назад +4

    I bet all my fellow stoners knew the answer to “how many grams in an ounce” straight away😂

  • @truonghoang7812
    @truonghoang7812 2 года назад

    "How to draw a rose"
    Vsauce3: *depression*
    Vsauce1&2: *stares in concern*

  • @danielgies1016
    @danielgies1016 6 лет назад +4758

    "How many millimeters in a meter?" asked no one ever because the metric system is so simple and logical

  • @Pengicitis
    @Pengicitis 6 лет назад +1988

    “I might never die” -vsauce

  • @Samuel_Buckley
    @Samuel_Buckley 3 года назад +1

    This is the most emotion I've ever seen of Michael 😂

  • @zachling2304
    @zachling2304 3 года назад +2

    Your dog looks like a cave painting 😂😂